assorted jerma clips

[@Cicadidaetm9899]

I like when jerma tells chat what to say before doing a stupid bit bc it feels like playing pretend with that one really bossy girl from like 1st grade

[@mikuenjoyerXD]

!!!!!! so real

[@DraksisBuilds]

Jerma’s old house is such a liminal space it scares me so much

[@Lux_Ferox]

I've had dreams about being locked in that basement while Jerma slowly trudges down the stairs with a Bible in his hands, it's always terrifying.

[@Up2_nogood]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ​@@Lux_Ferox

[@darklight5815]

​@@Lux_Ferox the power of christ compels you

[@vee-bee-a]

One of those doors lead to the Backrooms.

[@Everettalla]

Lol its literally just a hose wym

[@1Likesharks]

he swallowed the seaman egg

[@tovarischshashlikov]

what is WRONG with you

[@vee-bee-a]

*SSSEEEAAAAA‑MAAAAN!!!*

[@Player_O1ne]

The milky white seaman egg

[@biax6642]

OwO

[@JaxontheOkay]

i heard this in jerma's "reading chat" voice

[@carnigob42069]

incidentally started taking a bong rip at the same time the clip of jerma pretending to take a bong rip came on and i felt like that one person in chat that wanted to breathe in sync w him

[@danegerdane]

I want to breathe in Jerma's sink

[@u12bdragon]

What when was that 😂

[@draexian530]

I've had this happen like 3 times. I need to take a t-break.

[@lindboknifeandtool]

Put a little bb sized wax ball on your bowl. Hover your lighter over the bowl while inhaling slightly. This will pull the flame closer to the wax, and pull hot air over and into the bowl. This melts the wax into the bowl. Then sprinkle more herb over top so you aren’t creating an oil fire, and presto the perfect way to get schtonked

[@carnigob42069]

@@lindboknifeandtool that sounds awesome dude ive never tried wax but ill check it out

[@JohnsMadPlus]

im at the point where im getting jerma comps with 30 views

[@rRhyan]

you and me both

[@imadeamistak4905]

i cant get enough. i listen to them like podcasts while im doing something else. one time i was wondering where tf this scratching noise was coming from and it was a jerma video i forgot i had playing where he was scratching digital scratch cards

[@The_real_Gorgo]

968 views

[@The_real_Gorgo]

:)

[@chozolady]

twins

[@DrHammerr]

I love the waves of ??? from the chat when Jerma says "If I was pregnant, I would get Disney World."

[@FloofMother]

He thinks it was an urban myth that the first pregnant man would become the new owner of Disney world. I believe this is a corruption of the “if you give birth at Disney world you get lifetime tickets” myth but I guarantee Ster was the one who told him the corrupted version

[@zerotian5661]

what part of the video us that

[@zerotian5661]

i

[@Memerath]

@@zerotian5661 29:05 full context 29:39 he says it

[@Reac2]

​@@FloofMotherIt's that and a reference to Charlie Chaplin allegedly giving the first male pregnancy 100ko or 1 Mill (which is significantly more in today's money)

[@PatchW3rk]

Jerma forcing himself not to DESTROY the cardboard piano cause of cuteness aggression killed me

[@broglee9110]

3:53

[@Lavendercreates]

​@@broglee9110 thank you for that

[@marcus5202]

Jerma would take a bong rip and ask his host if they have carrots but NOT to eat just to look at, so he can get into the mindset

[@LankyMF]

Getting that vitamin See

[@ron133.]

bunny boy jerma

[@ACanOfBeanss]

“gimme a hummer and ill die at 48 years old”

[@assistantmagus5213]

"What do you mean why did I say that - why did you type that?" fully solidifies the idea that Jerma is just a puppet unaware of his own agency, and views chat as one entity leading him astray

[@walmartrotisseriechicken]

otto is the evil witch that's been controlling him all these years.

[@errorcopythat]

Young jerma looks like someone who would beat me up in high school, while elderly jerma looks like me in high school

[@renatlottiepilled]

I finally figured out the 29:35 thing, i was rewatching his façade playthrough and apparently he thinks theres some internet myth that says the first pregnant man gets to own Disney World somehow

[@bubblinebee]

I... what

[@carnigob42069]

i was hoping someone would explain that. hes a walking embodiment of plato's cave allegory

[@Brianna58321]

is it loosely based on the myth pregnant woman who had a child at disney world would get lifetime access? bc that’s what i thought of when he said tht

[@thetruebadevil]

I genuinely think Disney world would be hella improved if an intersex and/or trans man owned it

[@LC-mq8iq]

Lol no​@@thetruebadevil

[@Doughty321]

I miss Jerma. Such a shame that black hole took him :(

[@seatbeltpillows8844]

he was trying to go back in time

[@JustANormalGuyForReal]

It sucks that he tried to do a black hole stream and didn’t know that he’d be eternally stuck inside of it without ever aging because time doesn’t pass in there 😞

[@GeneralKenobi69420]

It's Jerma. That's probably his fetish

[@koiinobori]

he had it coming

[@RubyCow8567]

the stream was good though :/

[@hopperdown811]

amazing compilation, my kegels excercise has never been so sublime

[@anyalaASMR]

WHAT

[@JayBones121]

so real, any pelvic floor dysfunction bros in chat?

[@marcus5202]

Best comment

[@eegleweege]

HOLY SHIT

[@justmayhem771]

HUH

[@yaoisbian]

really good comp love ster saying yaoi and jerma immediately hitting him in the head

[@JessTheKappa]

This is an all time comp, you've pulled a lot of clips I haven't seen

[@bubblebboy]

one of my main reasons for making this is that i had seen the majority of the clips in most clip compilations so i decided to take matters into my own hands

[@JessTheKappa]

@@bubblebboy Actual modern hero

[@diodebridge]

based

[@fishyles]

@bubblebboy i love you

[@twinfantasytowers]

14:31 I love this clip so much. that is a ':D hii!!!' smile

[@TheSmileEntity]

He just like me fr :3

[@twinfantasytowers]

@@TheSmileEntityreal me too!!! :3

[@gofornicatethyself]

every time chat tells jerma to do something he becomes VERY tempted to do it it becomes an impulsive thought to him he REALLY wants to do it and then he does it and it’s the best. never fails!

[@walmartrotisseriechicken]

13:11 feels like To Catch a Predator when they pull up receipts and the perpetrator panics and starts giving the weirdest, most absurd lies you've ever heard in your life😭😭😭

[@FloofMother]

Except i firmly believe this cartoon character was telling the truth

[@mobaline224]

At 13:40 I know that it looks like he could be zerking off with that but I believe him about the dog vitamin pump. He has a kong brand treat container (the cheese nozzle thing) and the dubious dog food on the floor. These lead to the expert conclusion that i made. Jerma985 was zerking off with the dog vitamins

[@amscarpi]

10:39 is my favorite noise he’s ever made, so glad it’s here I couldn’t remember what game it was

[@metaculos6068]

i miss him

[@zerovstheworrld]

i miss him to, it’s been so long since the accident

[@Emanuel08820]

Wasn't gonna drink tonight but I miss Jeremy like a mf right now

[@zndr9056]

rip jederzeit ja ich habe mich auch 😢😢

[@zndr9056]

(jerman)

[@yeehaw-city3086]

This is a particularly strange compilation and I love it

[@drizzly___]

assorted german chips

[@jordancasssandra]

3:43 new favorite jerma clip

[@DaJodad]

I felt like my chest was going to collapse after watching that

[@broglee9110]

his eyebrow 😭

[@dylansickinger545]

Jerma is in his character customisation screen

[@foob2066]

it's crazy how there are so many good clips of jerma but everyone focuses on the same ones. Like up until this video I've never seen that one before

[@pebabmey]

very geezeresque of him to have a giant pump of dog vitamins that he "probably wasn't eating"

[@blueberrybeyblade]

the way he said he "probably" wasnt eating it means he definitely was eating it.

[@mediokay]

Ive eaten dry dog food its not bad

[@Dwayne-h2v]

theres a certain terrifying but undeniably also sexual aura here that makes my forehead audibly crinkle

[@meyague]

I detest the words that you speak

[@mythcat1273]

Beat Cox on stream

[@AirportHell]

Timestamp

[@mythcat1273]

​@@AirportHell 1:05

[@shainafullerton2433]

i like that jerma would have preferred chat believing he eats dog vitamins instead of him zerkin off

[@zstamb]

14:47 killed me. Archery?

[@karpter9184]

He has such a talent in pulling the most unexpected answer out of his ass at any moment

[@zantezalighieri]

jerma industrial conplex

[@cargovroom.]

joyous day for a jerma viewing

[@TheFuzzyOcelot]

i have really bad attention spans when it comes to youtube videos sometimes and i need you to know that ever since i opened this video in a new tab i occasionally click over, watch about 1.3 seconds of the hulk burger clip, go "wait i don't care anymore" and then pause the video and click off to a different tab. this, plus youtube sending me back a few seconds after i reset my computer, has resulted in me watching a fragment of the hulk burger clip at least 35 times. it got to the point where in a moment of lucidity i went "i can't do this anymore" and had to skip forward to when the bit was over so it wouldn't keep happening.

[@OrangeDied]

have you tried meth

[@diodebridge]

Bro get some adhd meds that's really bad...

[@pantsuslayer8631]

Average black turmoline wearer

[@MemesSwitched]

actually what

[@zekerdeath]

bro... stare at some walls or something....

[@JohnsMadPlus]

the best jerma comp ive seen in a while

[@Koupip]

When he shows his room and there is a pump and tissue. Its insane because everyone said zerk iff gear and then he just makes it infinitely worst by telling us its dog vitamineq he might have been eating

[@spilledink849]

29:04 is the primordial jerma clip the perfect coalescence of jerma boiled down into its bare essentials

[@TheJollySoviet]

26:14 I love that he's always incriminating himself. Like before with the hotline nobody really questioned it until he took 5 whole minites making up a child's explanation for why he would never do that, and then here after he tugs on his skin he pats it down as if he needs to make sure the facade's still intact.

[@josephanselm8301]

Watching this as I lay sick in bed thank u for making this gobless

[@thatguyintherain3168]

I love jerma, i wish he wouldnt go away when i take my meds

[@MrHeroicDemon]

3:42 This part just reminds me like you were trying out hats on your dog, and you shift it around to see which way looks funnier. And the dog just staring at you, loving you.

[@steveyip13m]

I like jerma because he shits like the rest of us

[@JaycodaJr]

22:56 Thank you so much for including this. This JERMA is MAD series was my first initial introduction to Jerma back in the day, and it still stands as one of my favorites of all time.

[@crickett821]

5:35 BURGERZZZ XD #NOMMERZ 😜😜

[@ArlieMeadow]

Such a weird bit

[@JustANormalGuyForReal]

@@ArlieMeadowit’s not a bit? Every stream he does a dedicated “burger time” section and acts and says the exact same thing every time.

[@ficklemore]

I'm fucking CRYING at the way these are clipped

[@plebblztheclown]

8:01 the famous sparkle on its Wednesday origin

[@return20z69]

fly high jerma 🕊️🕊️ he will be missed ❤still cant believe he was abducted from those aliens

[@FloofMother]

He abducted the aliens dude

[@puddle.drinker]

abducted FROM the aliens?? WHAT TOOK HIM FROM ALIENS?

[@BagelBagelBagelBa]

​@@puddle.drinkerbiden

[@nehirWithAHat]

from

[@JayJay-h4r]

10:40 he isn’t playing a game, this happened in an elevator

[@marzuyo]

My wifi went out right at 55:48 so the video paused and I thought that was party of the bit.. I laughed for so long bc I thought he actually like just muted and froze up for like a straight minute in stream... That's best bit nomination worth... The one that didn't happen

[@foob2066]

54:48 This is one of my favorite jerma clips and this is the first time I've actually seen it in a compilation like this. Glad it's getting some recognition.

[@forsmanos]

I can't believe he quit streaming to become ludwig's assistant.

[@SummrLive]

This is by far one of the best Jerma compilations I've come across, great work!

[@slushynoobzfan3]

0:41 love the way he says leave me alone lmao

[@scrunky8683]

He sounds like he'd wave his finger in rythym 😂

[@pebabmey]

if you try and gargle a gogo squeez it will clump up and you'll choke and apple sauce will spray every where.

[@BagelBagelBagelBa]

how do you know

[@slushynoobzfan3]

I like the gimmicks surrounding the audience of jerma, we often see him as a science experiment of some kind, observing and (trying to) understand this snail-like creature. He promotes and practises resilience and worldly morals that make others who watch him--feel inspired. i feel like a director or fellow actor watching this snail-like creature. thank you Jerma

[@TheLemon420]

"i like this picture :)" "they're all tall :("

[@stpblo3676]

This assortment will do. *vacuum sounds*

[@solharv7817]

This is like something he would say

[@Flesh_Wizard]

​@@solharv7817imperfect jerma clone making comments

[@gec9960]

this was such a great comp. im real anxious today and this was a big help, thanks :)

[@bubblebboy]

i'm glad it could help !

[@TheJojj]

Love the edits showing chat and just well clipped together overall!

[@bennettmyers7737]

I love when jerma pretends to be upset that chat saw his bead bracelet then proceeds to all of them and explain why he has it in full detail

[@solharv7817]

Something so comforting about seeing classic tf2 clips being used in one of these videos

[@Jem_80s]

this is the best compilation ive seen lately 😩

[@Ather_sys]

"cgi cant do that" i dont think jerma has watched an animated movie in the last 10 years

[@Lux_Ferox]

11:18 I've never seen that clip til now, absolutely hilarious 😂

[@u12bdragon]

36:36 Prime jerma would have looped the camera feed so that he could have made a bit about there being a little miniature person inside his esophagus that was trying to find a way out

[@rengab137]

Love how this compilation has made me discover new Jerma clips! Thought I had seen everything in the 3 years of being here, but I've been proven wrong! Big thanks!!

[@u12bdragon]

43:11 the theater kid accusations are starting to hold more weight

[@Sad_KittenGaming]

These clips are so good wtf

[@chiefkeefmoney]

my favorite jerma clips are the ones where he breathes in heavy and you can hear his nose whistle

[@noaag]

Never seen 1:03 Beat Cocks On Stream love it, love u fellow jermites

[@hobo-lu-knight]

This is a top-tier comp. Every clip had me rolling

[@samael4550]

Watching this on August 4th, Jerma’s bday! (except it actually isn’t because he’s a compulsive liar)

[@abom_ng9963]

Do y’all think jerma and his dealer explore eachothers bodies

[@mythcat1273]

You mean ster? Yes

[@bogwatr]

8:01 THATS WHERE ITS FROM??? IM ACTUALLY SCREAMING

[@grin1323]

Honestly one of the best compilation because almost every clip makes me laugh. Thanks!

[@TurboSpaceKitten]

I will always love the jerma vr calibration clip

[@MinecraftManager]

The fake eyebrow bit is my all time favourite

[@Sampaku]

“dude you just got frenzy flamed by the three fingers”

[@GrenadeCeption]

watching this on august 4th. happy birthday jerma

[@slothaholic9763]

Woah, I share a birthday with Jerma??

[@Samanthnyaa]

Woah, I share a birthday with Jerma??

[@reccy_S]

im so happy i finally found a jerma video with clips i haven't seen

[@orionbarnes1733]

Thank you, this has many new Jermas that I haven't seen yet

[@catfAtT]

6:19 = Strap on, by the way

[@Granxenon]

14:40 is so good how have i never seen it

[@flying_gorilla8069]

OMG HE’S SO CUTE!!! MY HEART!!!

[@misshooman]

that was a very good set of clips thank you

[@misshooman]

this will sustain me

[@Bewwies8]

@@misshooman i concur

[@LordOfDegeneracy]

Honestly haven't seen a few of these, impressive

[@BRAD-COOP]

I love the fact that jerma is so unpredictable that ai could never create jerma clips

[@mcgfn]

the eyebrow bit is so funny even though he immediately broke

[@aysn2277]

I love this man! He didn’t have to hold my family hostage for me to admit this 🥰🥰

[@CheeseYourself]

21:16 jerma jumpscare sound

[@VerdigrisMoore]

VILLAINOUS streamer gets PSYCHOLOGICALLY ABUSED by chat.

[@Reac2]

I want Jerma to be locked in a room with a streamer setup, hand cam and every 3DS game (and a 3DS) known to man. For 12 hours and all of it is livestreamed at all times from the PC cam, handcam or a weird C TV cam in the corner of the room. That would be the best stream ever I think

[@Reac2]

I just realized after writing that, if you add "And if the stream isn't funny, Jerma dies", you get the best Jigsaw trap aswell

[@carminaladelotrouniversoxd7919]

amazing i've never seen these clips before i'm so happy

[@scenario529]

Love these rare clips

[@chiefrobertz42069]

i can't believe this guy was a biology teacher

[@ZyxousMew]

16:32 my inventory's full, how do I- /oh shit/

[@blueberrybeyblade]

the clip where he lays on the table to mop up the "wetness" kills me

[@diediedice]

I'm literally in love with this comp

[@kajmaj117]

11:53 Jerma's old setup is like a lootable NPC home with a random loot table

[@cassiopeia4581]

I watched this on August 4th, and when he said that's when his 'Birthday' was at, i had to literally do a double take both mentally and physically to prevent whiplash from setting in. What are the odds...

[@ThanhTosto]

If he died do you think theyd let us eat him?

[@Buggy_Ari]

I haven't seen more of the LABO stream than just clips of it... the bag pants was an entirely new clip for me and it took me OUTTT