Now i cant help but imagine Durge and ascended Astarion just chilling in a hot tub full of blood while Fel gives them a manicure lmao
@darkurgediaries10 ай бұрын
I’m here for it 😆
@teresawelter753010 ай бұрын
I want fanart of that 😂😂😂 Gods, why can't I draw?? 😩
@Achuidian17910 ай бұрын
Wonder how many victims that would have to take?
@TheMorrowgamer10 ай бұрын
Roughly 5 litres of blood in a human body. An average sized hot tub carries around 1,100 litres. So if they were able to wring 100% of the blood from their victims it would take around 220 people to fill a hot tub. But since I doubt they could get 100% of the blood out of their bodies, lets round that up to 250 victims. @@Achuidian179
@joeljohnston339010 ай бұрын
Durge ascended Astarion and Mother superior shadowheart the evil besties
@lunatic-k520910 ай бұрын
I think the Butler is kinda cute and he genuinely care for Durge unless they betrayed their father
@darkurgediaries10 ай бұрын
I absolutely adore him and i genuinely think he should have a redemption path with durge 🥺
@raphaelregnault691410 ай бұрын
@@darkurgediaries Except it would be counterproductive from a narrative point of view. Sceleritas is a placeholder for Bhaal's influence over the Dark Urge, a little voice in his head. This influence is shown as irresistible and insidious, and Sceleritas loves being a nasty little rascal. You have to fight against him IF you can fight at all. He is an antagonist in the redempted Dark Urge's arc. Therefore, if you can turn him, he appears less powerful and Bhaal appears less powerful, because his influence can be tempered.
@darkurgediaries10 ай бұрын
@@raphaelregnault6914 i think he would prove more loyal to an independent but still evil durge who perhaps seeks to usurp Bhaal and take his place, I’m here for that haha. After all when withers brings durge back you can think to yourself about being free to do evil for yourself
@mylles111210 ай бұрын
@@darkurgediaries unfortunately he is a extension of bhaal, like a avatar. He isn't his own person
@darkurgediaries10 ай бұрын
@@mylles1112 but he has a personality 🤔
@SSJKirik10 ай бұрын
I love his distaste for Orin - which is pretty funny considering he's an extension of Bhaal. It's telling that Fel comments that she's a worthless lout, because there's quite a bit of evidence to suggest that Bhaal doesn't give a shit about Orin. That and the fact that Orin misunderstands Bhaal's lust for murder. She's constantly setting up these elaborate, brutal kills but in reality all Bhaal cares about is the quantity of murder.
@WarriorOfVale10 ай бұрын
Durge wasnt mindless about killing either, their expertise in medicine is proof of that
@SSJKirik10 ай бұрын
@@WarriorOfVale Even still, Bhaal doesn't care about any of that. Bhaal simply demands that the most possible blood be spilled. He couldn't care less how that end is achieved. His domain is just *murder* after all.
@WarriorOfVale10 ай бұрын
@@SSJKirik Which means Sceleritas is not an extension of Bhaal, because Sceleritas enjoys Durges murders
@SSJKirik10 ай бұрын
@@WarriorOfVale He enjoys murders because he is an aspect of Bhaal. The game quite clearly says this during the Durge playthrough. He was essentially created by Bhaal to guide the Dark Urge.
@zobocoa9 ай бұрын
Orin is cooking up one of those weird minimalist perfectionist 500 dollar black tie restaurant meals when bhaal's really more of a 15 dollar bottomless waffles kinda guy.
@pollyinthesky295710 ай бұрын
I feel like “Out of my way, creature,” is the most in character response for Astarion 😂 I can hear it in his voice.
@kassjazzy10 ай бұрын
He's so funny, the way he throws an absolute fit if you lose the duel against orin😂
@KyleHatesBees10 ай бұрын
This happened to me in my honour mode run with my buddy. I was playing Durge and determined to show him the "redemption scene". Unfortunately Orin butchered me in 2 turns despite my preparation, and Captain Butler Boy absolutely lost his marbles - if I didn't already feel bad for losing my only chance to show my friend the redemption scene, I felt even worse for breaking the butler's brain and heart.
@nintandao648 ай бұрын
@@KyleHatesBees i finished her in 2 turns myself, really simple strat too that you could do with any martial build it's easiest if you have the slayer form yourself from killing isobel in act 2 (do it after saving nightsong if you want the extra help at moonrise towers, this WILL kill the innocents like dammon/rolan/barcus). doing this will force orin to face u in her humanoid form equip the necklace from malus thorm, the one that lets you paralyze a target for 2 turns after critting have your cleric santuary ur tav before approaching orin orin will start the fight by going invisible, but will reveal herself with no options to get through ur sanctuary hit her and use ur tadpole guaranteed crit, paralyze her dumb ass and end her in one turn u *COULD* also cheat by using the tadpole Mind Blast that does a gigantic frontal stun aim it in a way that hits orin and at least one of the bhaalists watching the duel, and it disables the forcefield bringing ur whole team into the fight all the other bhaalists join in as if this was a normal orin fight, and she instantly gains her usual 12 unstoppable stacks
@kingofgrim47617 ай бұрын
@@KyleHatesBeesme very recently, I thought u was fine, had like 100 hp, got her down to 70 and did a flurry of blows… Cull the week did not activate, I was hit for 140 slashing damage and instantly lost the duel, I was so upset, but beat the run
@codyvandal2860Ай бұрын
@@KyleHatesBees if you lose the duel on honor mode but the rest of your party is alive it doesnt end in game over does it?
@ahorseofcourse728310 ай бұрын
"You detect scant evil seed within me? _Darling, please._ I've taken more than my fair share of evil seeds in my time, thank you very much."
@darkurgediaries10 ай бұрын
😆 😂
@cavelepus7 ай бұрын
Especially if you play male durge and romance Astarion. lol
@drakearvidsson69363 ай бұрын
@@cavelepus Never want to do that again.He made me lool like whimp in every kissing scene.He made me kneel.The son of a murder god kneels to a mere vampire
@ZoeBateman10 ай бұрын
"No loitering, no lollygagging, and no trespassing. This is a private estate" imo has the same vibes as "This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed" from breaking bad
@jandor65954 ай бұрын
"One with such base manners as you is certainly unwelcome in my Liege's home" Such a decent gentleman, he probably serves a very cultured and friendly community
@deathstalkerx441510 ай бұрын
I just want him as a companion/tag-along for Durge, introducing them and roasting anyone who disrespects them 💀
@darkurgediaries10 ай бұрын
You and me both!
@peters851210 ай бұрын
Herald of Durge, and literal butler.
@Avocatito10 ай бұрын
Why can't we have our happy little butler as a familiar? 😭 I would gladly have him and Shovel on the team
@mausebas9 ай бұрын
@@Avocatito Barbarin Durge whose only method of attack is throwing Scleritas
@Ennasalin10 ай бұрын
Say what you will but I love Fel and his VA. he did an amazing job voicing this little fellow.
@darkurgediaries10 ай бұрын
Couldn’t agree more! I adore him!
@BriBO1047 ай бұрын
Thanks! From the VA who voiced him.
@sammyjoellis9490Ай бұрын
@@BriBO104can we get a video of you doing some voice lines? Please! 🖤
@5Demona510 ай бұрын
I love Sceleritas Fel, he's so sweet to Durge. Shame he can't stick around forever
@darkurgediaries10 ай бұрын
Withers should have given him a chance honestly
@5Demona510 ай бұрын
Sadly, he's too evil for Withers. BUT HE'S TOO ADORABLE!
@Hog_enjoyer10 ай бұрын
Does he? In evil durge playthrough he stays in your camp after you kill orin and accept bhaal
@5Demona510 ай бұрын
@@Hog_enjoyer Last I recall he has to die for you to accept Bhaal
@A1R3D3E710 ай бұрын
@@5Demona5 he mentions being killed multiple times by Durge in the past. Unless I missed something, Im pretty sure he cant be killed. Also if I remember correctly he is given form by the sliver of Bhaals power that resides within the bhaalspawn. So he should be able to return as long as Baal wills it
@Valistor8 ай бұрын
Sceleritas is even more of a Durge fanboy than I thought
@darkurgediaries8 ай бұрын
He’s the best 🥹🤍
@silverblade35710 ай бұрын
Sceleritas Fel: "In you I detect... oh!" Rom'd Astarion: 😏 Sceleritas Fel: "Well, that explains the hair." Rom'd Astarion: 😡
@platedlizard9 ай бұрын
always nice to see a guy who likes their job
@BIGESTblade10 ай бұрын
*sniffs Astarion* "I detect no seed."
@darkurgediaries10 ай бұрын
LOL
@harrisonberkhout10058 ай бұрын
It's hard to detect seed when it only lasts 10mins before dying. like geez Sceleritas they can't do it all the time 24/7.
@Rattman_41268 ай бұрын
Sorry, you don't have enough sin points, you can't enter.
@captainsawbones8 ай бұрын
but if i kill a guy with more sin points than me, i get HIS sin points!
@wordlife9410 ай бұрын
I wonder if he says anything different than “I detect scant evil seed” if it’s ascended Asterion
@darkurgediaries10 ай бұрын
He was ascended here :)
@miguelcondadoolivar51499 ай бұрын
Astarion's evil is nothing when compared to the utter villainy of Durge. To him, murder was not a deliberate act, but something as automatic as breath. His heart beats only to end lives.
@Caliif10 ай бұрын
No one loves Durge more than Sceleritas
@Winslow193 ай бұрын
Maybe Minthara
@aceofplymouth10 ай бұрын
"Scant evil seed, ohHHh..." WHAT?!
@cathdodd507210 ай бұрын
Demonic Dobby 😂
@mermidion75523 ай бұрын
i take him over the annoying house elve anytime.
@krissyburke505010 ай бұрын
I wish there was special dialogue if you talk to him with the companion he tried to get durge to kill
@KageTenshiiRyuu10 ай бұрын
What's with Papa Bhaal and having us off our siblings? Like, I thought Sarevok was just on something in the first game, no idea why he didn't wanna be friends. Bhaal gets off to this, doesn't he? It brings him more joy than it brings Fel.
@mermidion75523 ай бұрын
God of Murder....go figure xD
@boulie2210 ай бұрын
1:58 interesting, the response of the butler reminds me a bit of a twisted adoring fan from Elder's Scroll Oblivion.
@resonatinglo10 ай бұрын
But why Astarion said, "my friend is acting strangely" , are you not in a relationship? Should it not be my partner...? Or I guess they were trying to generalise it... to fit for any companions that goes to speak with Sceleritas
@darkurgediaries10 ай бұрын
I think they just made it generic haha
@purplemister59749 ай бұрын
Slayer toenail clipping duty! Bahaha! xD
@gailtown40414 ай бұрын
Oh my god his little "eww" when you ask if he can open the door 😭 this is the cutest, most hideous little murder critter ive ever had the pleasure of talking to
@darkurgediariesАй бұрын
I love him so much I’ll protect him at all costs 🥹
@rae13089 ай бұрын
I’m salty because I talked to the butler before getting his hat and now I can’t get the upgraded one. 🙄🤣
@Mio2100810 ай бұрын
After durge becomes bhaals chosen and the butler is in the camp and Astarion talks to him he has a diffrent reaction between ascendant and spawn. Could you post a version where a!astarion talks to him?
@darkurgediaries10 ай бұрын
I’ll definitely explore that later! Thank you!
@Mio2100810 ай бұрын
@@darkurgediaries Yay! Ty! 🥰
@alexh67678 ай бұрын
That's interesting
@brianahyler38110 ай бұрын
Sceleritas fel is an okay butler, but I do miss Cespenar.
@KoKoaKate10 ай бұрын
Cespenar was so cute the first time I heard his voice, a few times after that however... 🤣
@LitD10 ай бұрын
Cespenar has his claws full serving dad.
@GentleBreeze-7210 ай бұрын
Scleritas is such an awesome character.
@darkurgediaries10 ай бұрын
I absolutely adore him!
@Abimin1008 ай бұрын
I fucking love this little monster, I wish we could keep it as a NPC resenting his fate if we rejected Bhaal, as if Bhaal kicked him out of his job (after properly murder him ofc) , but alas :(
@Italian_Isaac_Clarke9 ай бұрын
"Durge" sounds so funny.
@GenoKiller710 ай бұрын
he is so damn charming lol
@Tommy_The_Gun10 ай бұрын
I do wonder if this cut scene plays if you play multiplayer and other player is Durge, but you clicked the NPC 1st.
@uwu-uv4mg4 ай бұрын
I love how everyone in the bhaal temple has beef with each other and bhaal just kind of encourages it instead of making them work together as a unit. Sounds like a toxic tlc show i'd watch tbh
@FilthyCoytote6 ай бұрын
2:43 this made me chuckle hes so silly XD
@drakearvidsson69363 ай бұрын
That’s why i play baldurs gate 3 when i’m the scion of bhaal the dark urge.I can be a true vessel for grotesque evil thou shall go then introduce the world to the darkest walks of cruelty the world has ever witnessed it has been written by the arch butler scaleritas fel & thus it shall be so
@marxcherry10 ай бұрын
what outfit is that on him? it looks so good
@darkurgediaries10 ай бұрын
Robe of summer dyed with the black and red furnace dye i believe!
@CaueJulio10 ай бұрын
@@darkurgediaries Hey, do you remember where i can but that dye? It looks really good!
@TyrianCallow9 ай бұрын
Well now this makes me wonder what happens if you kill Orin without bringing durge
@darkurgediaries9 ай бұрын
From memory Sceleritas shows up at your camp really upset with you and proclaiming his disappointment and that he now hates you
@blackwings7248 ай бұрын
Why are people always brining up Bhaal’s semen?! Making me imagine things better left unimagined!
@dorkydragon50558 ай бұрын
HORNY JAIL FOR ALL OF YOU!!!
@DemonicAdj5 ай бұрын
BG3 IS the horny jail.
@RandomPersonLol3667 ай бұрын
I love the guy tbh
@Oshkoshbaby10 ай бұрын
Ive never even seen this little feller. Huh.
@darkurgediaries10 ай бұрын
he only appears in a dark urge run!
@Oshkoshbaby10 ай бұрын
@@darkurgediaries that explains it lol
@drakearvidsson69363 ай бұрын
@@Oshkoshbaby Yeah your a better person than me i only play as a dark urge.I’m exceedingly evil in my own playthroughs.A person has to be quite evil to make scaleritas fel revere anyone
@TabbyVee8 ай бұрын
does anything interesting happen if you kill Orin before meeting Serevok? Its only possible as Durge since Fel will let you inside without needing the password from Serevok, sounds like something most people wouldnt encounter.
@darkurgediaries8 ай бұрын
From memory he basically congratulates your victory and then challenges you, but I’ll have to try it again and see for sure!
@uwu-uv4mg4 ай бұрын
Durgestarion is such a funny dynamic. With Astarion, we get to meet his toxic aristocratic family that has dance parties and balls with patriarchs. Meanwhile Durge introduces him to their disgusting trailer trash family that eats people and doesn't brush their teeth lmao
@maesterdrew860610 ай бұрын
How do you get this outcome?? I’ve only seen the butler using Durge. This game continually amazes me even after 4+ playthroughs
@OnAChairSitting10 ай бұрын
He waits by the door for Durge. You would just have to walk up to him as any other character.
@maesterdrew860610 ай бұрын
@@OnAChairSitting he’s never been there for me 🥲 I wonder if there’s something I’m doing that makes him not be there anymore
@darkurgediaries10 ай бұрын
@@maesterdrew8606 he only stands there before you face orin, all about timing! You have to be on a durge pt too
@klodpraisor10 ай бұрын
Hmmm… wonder how Jaheira will respond to him
@darkurgediaries10 ай бұрын
They are all the same unfortunately
@KikomochiMendoza8 ай бұрын
How does this work? Durge dies and isnt resurected yet by Withers?
@darkurgediaries8 ай бұрын
No I just left durge outside 😆
@OhDeerLordie10 ай бұрын
Is this different if the companion is romancing durge?
@darkurgediaries10 ай бұрын
sadly no it's generic haha
@arashimifune285310 ай бұрын
I see lot of love for the butler in the comments. I, however, cannot join them. Fel annoyed the heck out of me, I wanted to yeet him from my Durge's life the moment he appeared.
@noblesseoblige3198 ай бұрын
Where is this butler when not playing as durge?
@darkurgediaries8 ай бұрын
SPOILERS AHEAD! He wouldn’t be alive because when you play as regular tav, dark urge is slain by Orin in game and if dark urge is gone sceleritas has no purpose and Bhaal destroys him.
@noblesseoblige3198 ай бұрын
@@darkurgediaries ooooooh, I didn't know that's what happens to him without Durge. Thank you!
@hamethyst4 ай бұрын
Wait, how do you get this scene?
@darkurgediaries4 ай бұрын
@@hamethyst you have to be playing a dark urge playthrough, and leave dark urge outside or just before the bridge to the temple, and approach sceleritas as a different party member instead
@hamethyst4 ай бұрын
@@darkurgediaries awesome, thank you!
@fmasellis10 ай бұрын
How do you do this?
@darkurgediaries10 ай бұрын
When you go to the temple just leave durge at camp and talk to the butler with someone else!
@abeidiot10 ай бұрын
is he still there if player character is not durge?
@darkurgediaries10 ай бұрын
Nope, only on a durge run!
@deuceleeks36139 ай бұрын
I-i bought it for my sisters birthday…. And it sounded horrible QwQ
@Poodle_Gun10 ай бұрын
Unpopular opinion: this is the better Astarion. The complex and analytical Astarion. Even more unpopular opinion: he would need a different voice actor They're two different characters, and I like this one better.
@Scott-ql2kx10 ай бұрын
some opinions are unpopular because they are stupid
@silverblade35710 ай бұрын
Astarion is the new Red Prince. We love him as a companion, but play him completely different as an avatar.
@Poodle_Gun10 ай бұрын
@@Scott-ql2kx opinions aren't stupid. Just certain people.