PANCREAS NO WORK On The Nightmare Rotation | Astartes Anonymous Podcast #51

[@pancreasnowork9939]

Straight glorckin on that Ferrus Manus dawg I am schloopin the metal doong I be mankandalin the dingologus.

[@jahaach]

Fr

[@chevytos97]

Chad

[@judeblack4360]

Colin, if you do end up becoming PancreasNowWork, please leave your channel description as "And it probably never will" just to throw people for a loop. They'll pull their hair out trying to determine if you finally transcended the weakness of the flesh, or if you just made a typo. It'll be hilarious.

[@joshuaowens2418]

Stop

[@michaelschroeder1559]

Down horrendous

[@doot_slayer]

If you go on that walk with Corvus he’s either dropping gothic poetry or an anarchist manifesto and there’s no in between

[@nikoazure5235]

The man in cannon doesn't like poetry due to it reminding him of chain gang songs so hope your ready for the Manifesto

[@Knight-Bishop]

While I agree with everything already said about Curze, I would add that he is the guy who will wait for Vulcan to start making his famous hash brownies, sneak over and spike the batter with extremely finely chopped magic shrooms, wait for them to start to hit, and then spend everyone's next perceptively time-dilated hour messing with them.

[@vitorgaspar6184]

I love that the tumbnails angron is just normal...

[@Lordoftheredsands]

Yeah I don't get the red eyes when I smoke(yes I'm Angron)

[@nolanbaker2360]

​@Lordoftheredsands me neither dude

[@c_p_t_cold7655]

Manus Dong Bong? The Emperor does not approve (He would hit it thought)

[@armin8306]

Dorn would probably just take a snooze in his grandpa's blanket

[@jackmack4181]

Like Joe wearing the falcon mask, he just places it on his head and he’s just out

[@jonny-not-so-bravo617]

Starting off the Models of the week with a reminder of what I have lost... Rest in Piece Tyberos, you beautiful bastard

[@semondice4831]

Feel you man, my Angelos is chilling alongside him, up there

[@creamedgravy]

PancreasNowWork (experiment of Bile) officiating the Snort Off in Commorragh between Jaghatai Khan and Fulgrim crashing a bar to the great distress of the deldar.

[@lXenn0nl]

Corax is the guy who suddenly wants you to rewatch Donnie Darko while you're chilling

[@judeblack4360]

If you read the Lion's mind while he's high, you hear the Hotel Mario theme song. If you read Dorn's mind while he's high, you hear TV static.

[@cyprus1005]

I imagine Dorn’s mind would just be construction site noises

[@captain-commander8138]

So not much change lol

[@ethanfox8979]

​@@cyprus1005The Home Depot song

[@dumbum42069]

So glad that the angry dreadnought that I pained up get shown off in an episode about smoking weed. Cheers boys can't wait to watch the episode!!❤

[@onlyxenolord7494]

I love the "me when I'm the emperor of mankind" talk about skipping over Perty comment.

[@Neimad-xp1te]

I imagine Mortarion's lungs look like spoiled haggis

[@Knight-Bishop]

When he spits it goes up like the Cuyahoga River.

[@kingleech16]

How can something go bad if it was never good? 😁

[@Neimad-xp1te]

@@kingleech16 Haggis can absolutely spoil. It looks awful

[@sharkface2.084]

not too far off from lore accurate

[@son0fgrim]

Alpharius and Omigon would sneak shrooms into the mix and your just gonna not know what reality is anymore.

[@aguspuig6615]

We did it! Fulgrim apreciation!!!! Im vindicated I feel like he would open up if we are talking about pre heresy Fulgrim, he was always talked about as putting on a mask of confidence to cover the insecurities of the pressure of having a small legion with the special honor of wearing the aquila. So he might have like a good cry or something after hitting it

[@Zivon96]

The Lion isn't crashed on the couch, he went off forestwalking, and he'll come back with both fast food and a dead great beast. The one on the couch is Alpharius or Omegon, whichever one isn't swapping firecrackers for Leman Russ' boof

[@Radium_Alarie]

24:34 I had no idea how down bad I was until I saw this image 27:23 THIS IS AN UPSIDE

[@yormhammerson530]

To JAIL!

[@geassfan1]

I feel Morty is the type to make a strain thats the exact equivalent of Russ's alcohol, one drag and you're done. I also think hes the kinda person who it either just doesnt affect him that much or hes vaping the entire time till it gets around to him to take a drag.

[@SilverGarrison]

Seeing Pancreas do this makes me want one of these with WH Fantasy characters.

[@BirdOfHermes83]

This is one of the best 40k podcast I have watched so far!

[@Joahhs]

I already related to Kurze, him doing stinging rogers with nasty roaches just to disturb the other smokers. Really hit home as to why I'm stuck smoking alone now.

[@diegodankquixote-wry3242]

The pogging lore accurate felid is powerful. can't wait to be examined about how the legendary battle of nightmare rotation.

[@ThatoneGuy-ts7xd]

Perturabo great character, I could fix him, but also I’m not smoking with him but actually I wonder if post corruption perty would be better though cause he’s happy doing inventing now

[@ThatoneGuy-ts7xd]

Man people really do just despise my two favorite primarchs and the two I relate too the most maybe I don’t deserve love

[@JWat-ko1hr]

Someone call emperor TTS. We need this animated.

[@Trobbins777]

Rogal Dorn would report everyone cause he’s a massive Narc. That’s not me hating, that’s literally just his personality.

[@JuanRuiz-bu4zk]

He is a straight edge man, not some stoner retard. Mortarion is a regular smoker, but one of those that wastes time arguing with stoners wich habit is better.

[@alexisbagacina6401]

Omegon and alpharius will make Pertarabo as test subject with that paranoia 😂

[@BirdOfHermes83]

I love how many times you guys said " oh nooooo! "

[@HanzoWasab1]

As a Zimbabwean, I have enjoyed this video immensely

[@eddie_bear666]

Nothing like a 10 mile mission off your chops

[@jarjarbane3635]

Your time jump in the description goes to 28:30 during the lemon section instead of 38:30 at the start of the Ferrus section.

[@alexarroliga284]

This rotation feels like a set up for the weirdest game of clue in the world.

[@patrickhennessey7129]

Ferrus Mannus’ head could become a bowl too you know

[@yormhammerson530]

It is hollowed and use for salsa and chips.

[@jw7500]

I should not have listened to this at work. During my workday in the office I had to suppress a mad giggles fit for about an hour straight.

[@Nobody-zl3kk]

The "Mexican Hairless dog" is named "Xoloitzcuintle". Idk where you see the problem, it's pronounced exactly as it's written man. Also, fun fact, I'm pretty sure one of the ancient indigenous peoples in the central Mexico area used to ritualistically bury them with people, in the hopes that the dead would be kept with company (and be protected by) a lil' canine companion. Wholesome if you go with the "man's best friend" angle, horrifying if you think of the amount of them that must have been taken to the back of the shed the moment someone died even if healthy.

[@engineergaming4123]

I love binging these while doing practically anything, be it going to and from school or while making a warhound titan in blender.

[@StDomBz]

Khan is the best still in my head canon. He zooms when he needs to, but he is very tempered. He's always calm gauges situations. But if he's GOTTA GO FAST, then he GONNA GO FAST.

[@Goobis_og]

that caliban grown eye of terror chaos pack

[@Zz-Haze]

Behold the True Nightmare Rotation! The Lost and the Forgotten (2 and 11) Malcador the Sigilite The Emperor post revival of Guilliman Roboute himself, and finally The Deceiver C’Tan shard and Cawl

[@multigatawny5204]

Imo worst combo would be Leman, Magnus, Curze, Perty and Alpharius. Leman and Magnus would be constantly screaming at each other, Konrad would do everything to escalate it because he finds it funny, Alpharius/Omegon would lace the MJ with fent and give it to Perty who would proceed to go into autistic rage.

[@cjtsouls9198]

Tyr's War Hound here, thanks for answering my question! 😂😂😂

[@mikaelm5367]

Dude Alpharius and Omegon are poking at Angron all night with the knowledge that they can run faster than their brothers.

[@KidCaelus]

My American is showing when I hear “a long walk like 3 miles” and i say out loud “that’s not far”

[@Welsh7133]

I walk 7 miles between my parents houses all the time that ain’t nothing

[@aguspuig6615]

50:00 Mortarion is the super angsty guy who need weed to even exist, so he comes, shlurps the whole blunt in one milisecond, leaves everyone without it, but you dont even notice a change in his attitude, then brags about being built different and getting no effect from it, but then everyone gets mad that they have no more weed, then he just goes ''well fuck you too okay?'' and leaves

[@darrianweathington1923]

Why is Mr. Pancreas talking about drugs, he’s a wholesome person right… right?

[@therudecanadian8068]

I was just about to start eating when Colin said "four way enema". I hope he's happy with himself 😅

[@HeroicPeanutOfStormAndLightnin]

Evil pancreasalwayswork would load up Ferrus Bongus via an enema and then french him instead.

[@zakmaisonneuve5094]

Angron is starting to sober up when suddenly NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

[@Ignisrex]

actually Curze would turn Angron's 50 chance for good time into even worse time

[@NingenSlayerZamasu]

Bobby G would also be the one who doesn’t seem like the type to have a high tolerance for weed but somehow he does. Just straight devouring brownies while complaining about how Balthasar Gelt tanked Ultramar’s economy by turning all the fine metals into lead while stealing Ultramar’s Ultra Copper Pipes.

[@frankkelio4010]

We need somone to create this image of that horrible rotation

[@StayFrostyX279]

I want a comic of all the primarchs like this… like slice of life-ish

[@jameswilkes451]

If I had a drawing tablet it would be a great idea!

[@dannyd.9932]

32:23 Imagine if Konrad just turned into a “brooooo hug meeee” stoner

[@yormhammerson530]

And then stabs you in the kidney.

[@atpsoldat6108]

I guess we can add Ferrus Manus Dong Bong to the list of cursed things that this channel introduced me to.

[@wovensystem1782]

Fulgrim would pass you the boof and you would experience the dissociative version of the black rage while also having waking sleep paralysis

[@SkimBeeble-k6o]

Ultraboof sounds like an activity at a diddy party

[@718Hokage]

“Battle Brother… we have procured thy holy lube”

[@averywyatt-luth1642]

Alright, now which primarch would make the best wife?

[@jimbomcbob7849]

Sanguinius *by f a r*

[@briannewman7229]

Vulkan. You'd come home every evening to a big, warm hug and a freshly cooked Eldar child for dinner.

[@myonlyfriendtheend4958]

Sangunius I have proof Alot of proof Also konnie curze is best tragic romance wife I have even more proof for that

[@Tokumastu1]

Corvus!! Goth poetry wife is best!

[@Junksquatch]

@@jimbomcbob7849you say that till he gets passive aggressive about something you will do wrong at some nebulous point in the future.

[@omiomi3601]

Loved It!

[@HereticalFlayer]

I think Sanguinius would be a Borzoi

[@DerGametastischeDude]

Man Iron Hands can never catch a break. Constantly the joke of the people. They really have to keep their heads straight. Because it's easy to loose it in this environment.

[@Cpt.Str4ng3]

This was curzed beyond the bathroom.

[@Brainflayer]

I'm pretty sure the Manus Dong Bong is the most heretical shit I've ever heard, that feels like something Daemon Prince Fulgrim would make

[@dfwai7589]

You guys got Leeman all wrong. Russ is the ultimate cross fader. He shows up with the shittiest joint you've ever seen in your life and a 36 pack of beer

[@dfwai7589]

Also Alpharius Omegon you got wrong. The vodka water bottle is a Leeman prank. They'd be like "You wanna take a shot" and then you take it and it goes down like water so you go "Was that just a show of water?". And they do the hand on shoulder meme and go "No, that was an entire liquid oz. of LSD, have fun" and then walk off.

[@bananaboy2373]

Post demon primarch fullgrim smokes the remains of dead rubric marines

[@MoonLitChild]

So Curze is RFK Jr. in this scenario? I'd buy that.

[@markhirsch6301]

I dont think i ever will do the devils lettuce, but if i ever did im bringing my own snacks becahse I'd eat everyone's in seconds

[@yormhammerson530]

You think this. I thought this too. Turns out you would be the cupboard raider who will eat any and everything

[@Thebukkaking]

Conrad would call the cops

[@Hamak_Hamleta]

But if lion gets flashbacks from the jungle? That wouldn't be chill

[@jebrooks]

If you've ever heard brotha lynch hung you know what smoking with kurze would be like Edit: the part about Magnus and leman yelling at each other from separate rooms checks out

[@billcosby4176]

Demon prince fulgrim would have a DMT Cart

[@kMegalonyx]

And a salvia one to switch to when you ask for a hit

[@darvog7160]

Imagine , you have a party with all the melbers of the Imperial family , primarks , with there respective father and mother figure , Erda ,Big E ,Malcador . You will be spectator for the biggest telenovela never mahe it.

[@contraband100]

Excellent thumbnail btw.

[@avpman12]

Ferrus Manus Dong Bong.

[@edim108]

watching this on spicy cabbage hits different 😂😂

[@BenisDD]

Geltmaxxing models are over. Billions must go bankrupt.

[@IHL2005]

I think mortarion would just be inmune to weed

[@jameswilkes451]

Pretty much, he basically just imbibes nightshade x10 level concoctions constantly

[@jozsva8064]

With dorn just dipping out, we used to call it the Irish goodbye lmfao

[@RainyFun]

I feel like if you get him in a really good mood, Perty would just go on about some coop thing he built or wants to build

[@claymoreroomba8]

Dude the lion and Conrad would be wacky because of the time they basically played among us on the lions ship

[@brianvanmaanen1897]

Fulgrim now has a Ferrus Manus bong

[@teguifer]

I think Corvus would go with Perturabo to keep him company on the way and it would be their therapy session

[@onnopleaseno649]

perturabo is me after 2 edibles

[@BrushSaw]

i could ... but i don't want to draw this ..... colin why

[@Andrewflynn16]

I’m wondering what’s the masks on the wall mounts are about

[@astartesanonymous]

Our beloved Patrons!

[@Andrewflynn16]

@@astartesanonymous ahhhhhh cool metal 🤘🏼

[@Hamak_Hamleta]

​@@Andrewflynn16Yeah, patronize and hand on the wall! That's what you get for supporting stoners!

[@Hamak_Hamleta]

And yeah, my subscription is incoming 😂

[@n0ttomuch65]

@@astartesanonymous is Red just hunting down patreons that pay most?

[@SagaceFallito]

I miss the man i was before this video

[@joshfinch7041]

33:55 we call those second generations (when you reroll roaches into another joint I've only made a 4th generation once Good times)

[@screamingcactus1753]

Mortarion would insist on bringing his own stuff and it would hit good, but it would smell like actual skunk spray and the clothes you're wearing will never smell quite right again

[@Zeniths7]

I'll have to disagree with the words on Peter Turbo there. I think, paradoxically, ol' Perty would go to the other extreme and be incredibly affectionate and happy. Maybe drop a weird insight or two that'll leave you pondering it for a good while

[@RedShocktrooperRST]

Was leaving Corvus out of your timestamps deliberate or accidental? Is the dude just that sneaky?

[@geraldtucker6952]

Pomeranian are known for having owners that are super overconfident in their dog being smart and well trained while the dog takes a dump on the floor next to them (my grandma is one. I love her but she is not very bright)

[@davidpower5710]

ngl this makes me sad ill never had friends to do this with

[@JoshuaKevinPerry]

give it time. play a 40k game online

[@ronanHanni]

what abot the chaptermaster rotation in the room bellow

[@andrewcurley4463]

@53:18 so Fulgrim

[@christophersmith8848]

I lost my shit less than a minute in when I said "Mr. Worldwide!" At the same time as Tom (I think it was Tom, the yellow space marine) The real question though: Which Primarch could you convince to eat the roach?

[@Mojijoji219]

Me smoking alone listening to this video 😢

[@Channel-23s]

Collin has the choice of butt or dong and he choose the dong hell he could’ve picked Farrus head/skull and that would be less worst but still wild of a bong

[@snrpatata]

Iron Handful

[@ThatoneGuy-ts7xd]

Perturabo great character I could fix him but I’m not smoking with him

[@gammothdraws]

RIP to Danny if he watches this video

[@dukedevlan5457]

I think Mortarion would bring the strongest stuff and be like hey im not even trying man your a pansy 100 percent THC

[@Sol_Invictus_]

Kurze is definitely gonna beat you up and then snitch