WHICH RELIC IS REAL? | Astartes Anonymous Podcast #58

[@klaykid117]

I got to say I like it when the avatars move around a little bit as opposed to jumping forward like they're trying to jump scare you

[@onlyxenolord7494]

Same

[@shovel662]

I kinda liked getting jump-scared

[@Thewatcher-vp7uh]

I agree

[@klaykid117]

For the next time you do this it would be amazing if the whole episode was relics of the Blood Ravens. They have some unbelievable stuff in their possession

[@martymiarty5078]

Whichever one is real, you can bet the Blood Ravens are looking to add it to their collection.

[@martymiarty5078]

I mean, "stumble upon."

[@KingLich451]

😂

[@TylerRussell-e8y]

U sure Trazyn won't get there first

[@klaykid117]

Truly, there is no stomping the emperor's holy bloody magpies

[@jonathanzentelin2815]

@@TylerRussell-e8y Trazyn will take the whole scene ans put it in his museum. "Blood ravens acquiring a relic" 40.354

[@jebrooks]

Szarekh coming on more often is such a good choice, she always brings fun ideas for stuff whatever episode she's on

[@beebeebees]

Zarrek EPs are always bangers, ty for the hard work setting these games up!

[@DragonsHoardOfPlastic]

I love that willing the Crouchling into existence is lore accurate. For all we know, it didn't exist before this podcast episode, and you all legitimately made it real.

[@RougeMephilesClone]

Quite enjoyed this one. Zarrek cooked to perfection with these questions.

[@spice615]

Ya know, I love episodes with Mr Bones and Krakduk and the Lorecrimes guys, but Zarrek episodes are my favorite I think. She just brings out the worst in y'all in the best way.

[@Mr.Praetor]

"Do the Imperial Fists even have Seneschals?" *Sad Lord Seneschal Fafnir Rann axe noises*

[@LordAbraxas]

I feel like Sanguinius would be more caked up than Fulgrim. So I'd go with topping him

[@rakisuzuki-burke4148]

Yeah, I'd totally top Sanguinius. As Red said in the first episode, "you don't want to ruin the purity of Sanguinius", and I strongly disagree.

[@dakotasargent8459]

I like the old style of just moving when they talk but the jumping really worked when they were all having a good laugh

[@NoobPTFO]

THE CROUCHLING COUNCIL HAS DETERMINED YOUR FATE

[@warp-smith]

So this is how I get inspiration for homebrew relics… cheers guys!

[@nobiggie928]

Aww! Thanks for the kind words about my apothecarii. :) I based the paintjob just like you said partly on the robes of the techpriests but also on an old iron hands picture. Attleast on there the scriptor was also completely armoured in black except for one arm in blue with blue cloth... Dont remember if there is also a version for the apothercaries but that's atleast the inspiration here. :) Also to tie in the apothecarii into the whole iron fahters/techpriest thing, as I imagine the apothecaries to be some sort of middle role between. Knowledge about the biological and technological.

[@thepyrokitten]

Magos Zarrek's channel should be just game shows and roasting 40ktubers.

[@armin8306]

Shout out to bolterandchainsword though lol. I've just gotten back on it after over a decade. Some of the old guard are still kicking there too

[@clarenceweaver1820]

That first dark elder artifact is just The Chest of Demons from scooby-Doo lmfao

[@KingBotq]

should do another one of these but trayzyns museum edition

[@Whiteknight-xg2pq]

I was hoping for a Cyberdong joke ngl.

[@therudecanadian8068]

Glad to see the crew not being shaken like they owe the editor money this time

[@MoonLitChild]

Moots! Glad to see you back! The Christmas model is freakin great, if I had the time and patience, I'd do a whole like, tiny fake tree full of them.

[@joelvicente1052]

I love these gameshow episodes

[@wernerfuhry]

Where the hell is Red? Seriously, what happened, what is going on? Been like 20 episodes since we last heard him...

[@yopoxikeweapescai9066]

He went into the second milking room

[@wernerfuhry]

@@yopoxikeweapescai9066 so he has business to do, I see...

[@ChrisToefurBackCashGrab]

I was wondering the same thing, it's just not the same without him .

[@Nobody-zl3kk]

His last appearance was the unfinished plot lines episode, two months ago, a two month hiatus is still not too preoccupying, specially considering that sometimes they record a couple of episodes on quick succession (I know of at least 2 that were recorded back to back) so, maybe just busy with life?

[@wernerfuhry]

@@Nobody-zl3kk yeah absolutely. Just missing Red.

[@kaiclayton3387]

The Raven Guard fans exist you just haven't seen them cuz they're too stealthy

[@blackholeJ_Media]

18:04 I SAW THAT GUTS SWORD AND IMMEDIATELY CALLED BULSHIT way it was designed And the dead giveaway of saying no man could weld it All darksouls cosplayers have taught me well

[@Paradukes]

Greggs' triple chocolate donut is their best one - though it's not the best donut available.

[@marmyeater]

33:03- And what'll stop him from teleporting himself back (assuming it works)?

[@radon995]

Is that a god damned minion in the thumbnail?

[@devenlemend4599]

By the holy emperor! Do you know what this means!? Rogal dorn and his brick of retcon are obsolete all he needs to do is steal this relic and non will escape his perfectly balanced timeline.

[@gammothdraws]

"They have 1 cool Successor." And you DIDN'T PICK THE RAPTORS!?

[@judeblack4360]

I don't even own any GSC kits, and even I feel the impulse to kitbash my own Crouchling. That's just how great it is.

[@WB3Champ4JD]

Congratulations on 300K subs!!

[@nightsage217]

1:33:55 The idea that deleting all loyalist space marines to the status of shattered legion during m.42 would be lit.

[@DaddyCabby]

Where's Red?, we want Red.

[@Vlakod]

I have to call first round bullshit. Weapon exists you just called it wrong. It Storm's Teeth, made on Inwit, other then that description is the same. Its on his damn model.

[@originalcontent9150]

Aw man, i realy liked the super shaken movement 😢

[@Radium_Alarie]

0:36 I got killed by that username in Space Marine 2, wtf

[@JoshuaKevinPerry]

me too

[@TDFMonster40K]

Thanks to the throne comment. I can now only picture Big E sitting on a giant golden toilet 😂

[@Blandy8521]

Turns out all Vulkan did was add a way to flush it

[@JoshuaKevinPerry]

3:03 Happy Sanguinala!

[@door5443]

What we learned from this podcast was not that 40k is silly, or that artifacts are strange but cool, but to let Zharek cook, her artifacts are all being stolen for my Crusade game with the boys

[@EricSoberon-lv6cz]

2nd day of asking where Red is

[@Gordozinho]

That world eater has no Butcher's nails on him

[@Yig_al_Gaib4242]

G E N E S T E A L E R S A N T A!

[@adamhubert6298]

OK did something happen to red ? Like I haven't seen him in a video for a WHILE

[@skeletonkinggaming4345]

stuck in a warp storm. I'm sure he will be back soon he just needs to flay a demon or 8

[@adamhubert6298]

@skeletonkinggaming4345 unless he is in the fabled milking room

[@ldeal319]

Great video once again

[@eddieisaac4415]

I really loved this episode

[@joemiller361]

Monthly Relic Roulette maybe?

[@owenmetz4533]

2:21 INSTAGRAM MEME PAGE

[@beeno3487]

Szarekh was a great game show host.

[@haydenjohnson690]

If I'm not mistaken doesn't the necrons monolith or have a similar weapon?

[@brushesbits7120]

Does Szarekh have a KZbin channel?

[@joemiller361]

Space wolves, easy answer.

[@Radium_Alarie]

1:29:25 Things are good when they're done well? Naaaaaaahhh

[@Steve01898Gaming]

Random question, where is Red?

[@crissanti8206]

Doing a night lord work

[@gtageek86]

Hey. I cannot stop thinking about this but is Zurrek a trans person?

[@thescottishlad1049]

Is it not obvious?

[@gtageek86]

@thescottishlad1049 to be fair this is a subject that gets people very butthurt so yeah... Good to have confirmation though.

[@ChrisToefurBackCashGrab]

Im not really a fan of These Zarrek trivia episodes, also where is Red?

[@macewindu3492]

In the walls

[@PowerYoutuberViewer]

“She”

[@EastGhostINC]

Huh