He is more reasonable than the meme this fanbase _thinks_ is an inquisitor. When you actually grab a 40k book inquisitors as people are some of the most compelling and interestings characters around.
@ERAA-on-YT4 ай бұрын
@@leandrocastello309 I think it depends. Books and some entries can show stupid actions committed by background Inquisitors, meanwhile main cast Inquisitors are brilliant. I mean, the Celestial Lions Chapter got blacklisted and heavy backstabbed just because one Inquisitor was pissed by a minor inconvenience with them. That was as tragic as it was stupid.
@lordgod99584 ай бұрын
I mean Heldane is(was) a named inquisitor and was anything BUT reasonable in both the series he was involved in lol. Dude was a basket case
@Snipersnake854 ай бұрын
Fr tho
@andrewoost90484 ай бұрын
First recorded instance of an ork attempting to be reasonable and it was to acquire more Dakka
@justinbruck96024 ай бұрын
Playing the long Dakka game
@giovannilamarra4 ай бұрын
OI GITZ ! YA NEVAH HAVE ENOUF DAKKA !!
@hulkingelf49573 ай бұрын
@@giovannilamarra google asked if i need to translate what you said. i speak ork just fine google...
@Olimar923 ай бұрын
What other time would an Ork be reasonable? If you can get more Dakka, than that's Orky ain't it?
@mazz94873 ай бұрын
Ain't nuffin' wrong wid more dakka.
@watchingshows66834 ай бұрын
That's extremely merciful by Ork standards
@raiderrivers36294 ай бұрын
That is extremely merciful by warhammer standards it would also be extremely merciful if the orc killed the commander and like 40 children by warhammer standards this ork is basically a damn saint
@gaebi3 ай бұрын
I've seen commissars, inquisitors, and mechanicus do far worse for less
@normanderi3 ай бұрын
@@raiderrivers3629 he could have erradicated half the planet and still be seen as merciful, to be fair
@Manhackarcadeisfun3 ай бұрын
@@normanderiHe could have have left just a kid with no limbs and severe brain damage in a forest and be seen has better than average.
@ForticusKrorkenstein3 ай бұрын
To be fair a lot of Orkz won't fight an opponent who can't or won't fight back. They want a fight, not a civilian flattening sim like the Marine Malevolent are find of.
@fallentitan98114 ай бұрын
Only half the shipment he wanted and he’s fine with it? Because he knows he flattened their factories? By the dark gods this Ork is more kind then any Imperial Tithe collector.
@austinbutcher81063 ай бұрын
*Agri worlds tithe is short 1 carrot * Inquisitor: oh no yr tithe is short * glasses agri world over 1 carrots *
@Mortablunt3 ай бұрын
Yeah, no kidding especially given the state of the 40 K lore. My first learned about it around 2010 or so when it was fully established canon, the imperium wipes systems out of existence over rounding errors on tax returns.
@cullenkelley48283 ай бұрын
@@Mortablunt You see we lore nerds call that shit lore and ignore it because as I said it is shit lore. Recall what happened to Kryptman when it was discovered how many planets he glassed. Over a rounding error? IRS doesn't even have a navy much less the authority to glass a planet. Warhammer lore has been written by many people and not all of it makes sense this is partly intentional as not all "cannon" lore is even true.
@TheLitRight25 күн бұрын
@@cullenkelley4828it’s the main problem with a franchise like Warhammer, that brings on a bunch of different authors, who (understandably) don’t have encyclopedic insight into the other 700 books. They hear of worlds being wiped out, and trivialize it. No, destroying an entire world and its people wasn’t for a tax return error - it wasn’t meant to be, at least. Yes, they do it over demons, mainly because simple knowledge of their existence can allow more to come into the physical world - ignoring entirely the corrupting impact of that knowledge.
@retardedsandwich10121 күн бұрын
I'm calling the inquisition 🚨
@DKforever244 ай бұрын
1000 bolt guns is honestly a really small tribute to not have your planet burned from an ork waagh
@bishoprenegade55403 ай бұрын
per visit we dont know how often they show up
@Notmyrealnamenumbers3 ай бұрын
@@bishoprenegade5540every hour
@elixavibuddies29513 ай бұрын
@@bishoprenegade5540also how many factories they are visiting
@bbutler32303 ай бұрын
@@bishoprenegade5540 knowing orks, he'll forget the minute he leaves
@richtheunstable33593 ай бұрын
Orks only sort of know where they're going when it comes to warp travel. So could be never or next week
@thehippie36104 ай бұрын
that orc is at least 15% Krork
@Outlaw_Deadman19964 ай бұрын
Nah, I'd say solid 20%
@StevDoesBigJumps3 ай бұрын
100% blood axe
@cainrahl3 ай бұрын
Nah like 7%, even 10% is too much matey.
@leovillant7683 ай бұрын
Nah he just revolvef
@МОЩЬ32СТВОЛОВ3 ай бұрын
That would explain how he managed to count past two without just saying ‘Many’
@lukaskoser75074 ай бұрын
BY MORK AND GORK that Ork is is....THINKING and NEGOTIATE !?! May the dark Gods help us for if the don`t we ar all Doomed !
@spencersholden4 ай бұрын
He’s becoming a Krork!
@maninmetal70734 ай бұрын
He is prob a blood axe, those Mork damned gits
@Lacucarachadefuego4 ай бұрын
Jus’ good ol’ Blood Axe know wots
@thebighurt24954 ай бұрын
There's always at least one smart Ork in a WAAAGH. It's one of the main catalysts to having one. Specifically, a smart Ork shows up and starts getting things organized.
@usernamealreadytaken93304 ай бұрын
He's brutal, but cunning.
@chaplainarkanus64104 ай бұрын
More humain than the high lords of terra
@tommygunengineer91844 ай бұрын
*humane and yes
@Nuclear_energy_enjoyer4 ай бұрын
@@tommygunengineer9184 *Huimeane cuz orks
@tommygunengineer91844 ай бұрын
@@Nuclear_energy_enjoyer I stand corrected
@ukaszszydowski26574 ай бұрын
Considering the hali devices yeah they re definetly more humane and sane
@pillarmenn19363 ай бұрын
More humane that 40k humans
@CT-19024 ай бұрын
He was clear and concise with his demands and was even willing to compromise. Truly orcs are the best diplomats
@NearlyH3adlessNick14 күн бұрын
He and his Boyz believed _really_ hard that that was the case. And so, it was so! The Administrator has no idea how lucky he is.
@jerandel69104 ай бұрын
A reasonable Ork is a scary Ork. When a Ork legitimately has enough intelligence to do anything besides fight or find something to fight, you really should be afraid.
@dantreadwell742128 күн бұрын
Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka.
@Blacktemplar-699620 күн бұрын
Ah fuck a ork that does math we are seriously screwed.
@brothatisfunny4 ай бұрын
They retconned him cause he was too smart to be left alive
@omarririttenberg60384 ай бұрын
They couldn't have just killed him off
@iamyourmom24 ай бұрын
Did they retcon him, or did they just never mention him again? Because theres a difference.
@onionman86684 ай бұрын
No he was saved for later by gork and mork. They made him shiny eternal and purple
@marialuke21163 ай бұрын
ye sure they didn't just... slather 'im in purple paint?
@erichoward197728 күн бұрын
@@marialuke2116 Whats the difference to a ork
@TheUnknownSpectator4 ай бұрын
Damn, a smart ork, this is new
@aintsleptinninetyyears36214 ай бұрын
Not really, it's from the 90s. It's actually old lore.
@g-saviour65814 ай бұрын
Apparently every once in a while an Ork can tap into the ancient knowledge of the krorks
@TheUnknownSpectator4 ай бұрын
@@g-saviour6581 Well, love learning new lore. The orks really are a special breed ain’t they!
@TheUnknownSpectator4 ай бұрын
@@aintsleptinninetyyears3621 I meant new to me, don’t do a hard dive into 40k lore but I enjoy learning about it when it comes up
@aintsleptinninetyyears36214 ай бұрын
@@TheUnknownSpectator ah that's fair, 40k is just ancient at this point. There's always something new I haven't heard about, that why it's fun
Nogrob probably just wanted to beat up the planetary governor, but when they still managed to produce half of the planetary quota, he went, "ok, maybe dis umie gets to stay da gov'ner."
@clnetrooper4 ай бұрын
Old lore around orks is wonderful. Like the imperium keep sending in "advisors" that make it so the orks keep fighting together.
@SorchaSublime4 ай бұрын
I vastly prefer this tone for Orks than just being fully inexplicably stupid
@marmyeater3 ай бұрын
It's mainly the regular orks that are stupid. The warbosses are not just bigger and stronger, but smarter, too.
@Myrdin903 ай бұрын
@@marmyeaterDey more thinky dan da normal Ork, dats why dey da big boss! Ya can't clobber wat sees ya swingin'
@Broomer523 ай бұрын
@@marmyeater Stormboys are Counter Culture Orks that tend to act like this. They’re usually young Orks that want to rebel against their culture so they’re structured and organized. They have coordinated uniforms, shine their boots, runs drills and use actual plans. Then theirs Blood Axes and for them it wasn’t a phase.
@reallyoriginalname122127 күн бұрын
@@marmyeater yeah. Pretty sure the longer an ork fights, it gets stronger, bigger and smarter.
@marmyeater27 күн бұрын
@@reallyoriginalname1221 Exactly right.
@maskedriderweaver41224 ай бұрын
This is why I love old codexes, lots of great stories.
@pmc17274 ай бұрын
Must be one of those sneaky Blood Axe gitz. No self respecting Goff would be caught dead with a bolt gun.
@lindlekindle4 ай бұрын
Could be a Bad Moon considering the Gargants
@Maxibon20074 ай бұрын
GW, kind of explained away in Canon that the Orks were dominated by the Blood Axe Klan who are Comparatively rational and very influenced by Human culture but then an event called "Da Big party!" Happened and they were decimated and fell from power , this "could" be them misremembering the War of The Beast.
@freeb4554 ай бұрын
@@lindlekindle or a deffskull, considering theft.
@pmc17274 ай бұрын
@@freeb455 a Deffskull would weld 9 bolsters to a scorcha and put it on a harness.
@richtheunstable33593 ай бұрын
2nd ed Goff ork Boyz. "Do we mean nothing to you"
@luzifershadres4 ай бұрын
It feels like as if he didnt hesitaded beccause of supporting the orcs, he feared the inquisition. Than he realised he is dead anyways and the orc might be the better fait.
@chaosinc.3823 ай бұрын
I can guarantee that what was on his mind. At least now he can say he tried to say no and lost half his factories for the trouble.
@LastOptionPils4 ай бұрын
As someone who enjoys 40k without playing the tabletop I almost appreciate that GW’s business strategy is to price me out of their game before I can feasibly get addicted to it.
@Fisthammet3 ай бұрын
Looks at 3rd party guard models and 3d prints of absolutely everything else. _Sure, priced out._ 😅
@iplaygames80903 ай бұрын
@@Fisthammet3rd party isnt allowed by their EULA. Well like anyone cares about EULA but still
@Eye_Of_Odin9783 ай бұрын
@@iplaygames8090 What're they gonna do, send the minifigure-police into my house and arrest me for my 3D printed models? Good luck. EULA is actually totally unenforceable for a game like Warhammer because it doesn't use any online services whatsoever. They literally can't tell you how to play with your toys in your own house.
@iplaygames80903 ай бұрын
@@Eye_Of_Odin978 but they do organiye tournaments and sanction official games
@hanchiman4 ай бұрын
The Orkz is the only remaining old school "Silliness" of 40k back when it didn't take itself serious and had a bit satire to 80's action sci fi heroes. Orkz was based on the British Football Hooligans
@DuskEalain4 ай бұрын
Honestly it's why the Orks are my favorite, when everything else is considered super serious, here you have some space football nobheads going around opening windows in space to let air in. I think it's doubly ironic given when they tried to make Orks more grimdark and serious with War of the Beast... most of the community just went 'nah, empyioom proper gandaz m8" and kept Orks as the goofballs they rightfully are.
@hanchiman4 ай бұрын
@@DuskEalain I actually notice "Da Orkz boyz" is slowly starting to turn "Edgy dark" by showing more blood and savagery and Mad Max style equipment, but thanksfully still kept their cockney accent
@DuskEalain4 ай бұрын
@@hanchiman I've started to notice that a bit too, fortunately on the modelling side of things I can just choose to ignore that and kitbash/paint the way _I_ like my boyz.
@hanchiman4 ай бұрын
@@DuskEalain think the change started somewhere in early 201X
@the_WAAAGGHH4 ай бұрын
"WAAAGGGHHH" - such wisdom🥹
@wildsalmon84104 ай бұрын
“WAAAGAAHH”~ such merciful intuition🚬🙂↕️
@r250125014 ай бұрын
Orks are actually the more happy race😂
@shadowki56873 ай бұрын
Nogrub: *actually makes a non-violent offer instead of just violence* Administrator: death before dishonor, xenos scum😡 Nogrub: I was hoping you'd say that😈
@Thalanox3 ай бұрын
It looks more like extortion to me, but yeah. The fact that the orks genuinely just want to fight makes them great to slot in as antagonists.
@SrRurik3 ай бұрын
@@Thalanox when you're occupied by a force of war obsessed hyperviolent giant mushrooms, just extortion is a pretty sweet deal
@DeathKorpsMailman4 ай бұрын
He's more merciful than the Administratum when a planet doesn't make its tithe. I can't imagine them being cool with, "Oh sorry, can only do 50% this year!"
@phoenix-kingz4 ай бұрын
Old lore Orks especially blood axes were a well n true different breed
@philiphockenbury65634 ай бұрын
Dat's why da greenies are the best! Weze the thinkyest and the fightyest!
@Negan-lo7yr3 ай бұрын
I would like to see the Imperium be a bit more merciful on other races, a ork/imp alliance versus the Tyranids would be really cool
@sgg35863 ай бұрын
The Ork was merciful because he was at least smart enough to realize "I get 500 guns now, and by the next visit they should be back to making 1000. But if I just wipe 'em out now, then I get 0 boltguns. And 0 boltguns means less fightin, and that's just not Orky."
@identity75364 ай бұрын
You know who won‘t be so merciful ? The next imperial fleet visiting sometime in the future and realizing he gave 500 holy boltguns to xenos.
@travisbishop7823 ай бұрын
Tha big golden git can shove it up iz throne!
@chaosinc.3823 ай бұрын
Tbf it was either 500 boltguns or 6 Gargantz flatten everything. Considering PDFs dont tend to have anti-titan weapons, that planet woulda been toast...
@informationyes3 ай бұрын
Departmentum munitorum "where our are ten thousend bolt guns in your TITHE!!!" "We can only provide 5 hundred as our factorys are in ruins" Munitorum "its a rebellion then?"
@cletusburgerboy91434 ай бұрын
The one Ork that can count past 10
@chongwillson9724 ай бұрын
@cletusburgerboy9143 apparently, he can count to thousand.
@АриунболдЦоодол4 ай бұрын
NOGRUB is a G for that!
@patrickdees52564 ай бұрын
Bro after roughing up an imperium world, "Eh. I think you've learned your lesson," and dipped.
@angelangelis836224 күн бұрын
He was called Nogrub, because he was often seen rubbing his noggin. Other Orks thought he just got bonked on the head a lot, but the truth was he was THINKIN.
@LonelyMinnesotan13 ай бұрын
why are orks frequently more merciful than the humans...
@soulshredder13684 ай бұрын
An ork that can think and make somewhat fair deals terrifies me
@JWP-564 ай бұрын
Bro just wanted guns and someone to take care of his friend, what a kind and gentle Ork 😊😊😊
@Warlord_Gruktak_Rukrak4 ай бұрын
What a respectable fella WAAAAAGGH for Nogrub
@nocturnaljoe95433 ай бұрын
Hez got big brainz.
@SpencerHHO4 ай бұрын
On the one hand, elevating and supporting an Ork that can think and show mercy could have enormous benefits in terms of using them as a cudgel against other threats. On the other hand an Ork smart enough to do that could be the single greatest threat imaginable.
@aslightlysanescientist387425 күн бұрын
Dwarves would've wiped out the planet over getting just 999 bolt guns
@Alpharius_Dominatus22 күн бұрын
The ork might secretly sips a glass of tea every time he speaks
@kasendaniel389625 күн бұрын
Crazy how that ork is clearly one of the most merciful characters in the series
@joseph1964 ай бұрын
I remember this quote in the 5th edition Ork Codex, glad to finally get the context.
@kennymartin59763 ай бұрын
Nobgrub being like "oh dang i flattened the boltgun factories, thus hampering the boltgun tithes...ah yeah, my bad...carry on then" is perhaps one of the most reasonable takes in 40k. Like its still evil, but a reasonable sort.
@lostlambv29393 ай бұрын
This git is crazy
@inductivegrunt944 ай бұрын
He truly is reasonable. 500 bolt guns is half of what he asked, but that's because he and his boys smashed all the factories. So it's a good deal considering the circumstances. Man I love old 40k lore. The old Ork stuff was just the best.
@thijsdeboer3893 ай бұрын
Somehow this is way more terrifying than the "JUST KRUMP 'EM" ork warbosses Nogrub got some serious green matter sloshing around in his noggin
@ADB_UWIM_28073 ай бұрын
This is pretty common actually. The Gothic Armada ork intro makes mention of it. That they can't be negotiated bought save with weapons that will eventually be used against you.
@oriondragonstar70572 ай бұрын
I would be an Ork in the Warhammer Universe, looks like a lot of fun
@lordlucius13414 ай бұрын
Minotaur: what do you mean you paid your taxes to an ork?!
@9Hatman4 ай бұрын
would you call it... Orkupation
@adammoore37033 ай бұрын
I can just feel da Ork boss sayin it now... "Now gett thos Worksoops bak up an runnin, I want da rest o' those Shootas by da time I get back!"
@bataton77333 ай бұрын
Im all for Orks having serious lore and whatnot..... but damn it keep making funny shit like this
@HazelvonNuss3 ай бұрын
He thinks mechanicus wears red, that means they work fasta xD
@arizonadawn309426 күн бұрын
i mean hey at least he kept his word, unlike 97% of Orks
@mikepowell86114 ай бұрын
Even by human standards that was downright reasonable. Plus just give them "Bolt Guns" if you know what I mean...
@joshwimbley6984 ай бұрын
This really good lore, we need this man with gazgull to deal with khorn because i know angron aint going down without a fight and hes gonna need all the help they can get
@ItsChevnotJeff14 күн бұрын
Boss demanded 1000 guns, got half, admitted it was his fault for destroying most of the factories, and lets them off the hook atleast this one time
@ScholarlyScalawag8 күн бұрын
Nogrub the merciful Nogrub the wise Nogrub the reasonable Nogrub, friend of the humans
@the98themperoroftheholybri333 ай бұрын
To be fair you could've just given the Orks 100 boltguns and they wouldn't be able to tell, they don't have a number beyond 5, anymore and their word is "lotz" because no self respecting Ork has time to waste time counting, not when there's fightin to be done
@hahaha11714 ай бұрын
Look after my mate Gorefang for me. Wait what 🤣
@Survivingbutbadly3 ай бұрын
He gets lonely
@Aravaganthus4 ай бұрын
Vast improvement over the kind of occupations Orks did during the War of the Beast
@bearVshark1009 күн бұрын
That probably means he would have been happy with 100 bolt guns. Always start the negotiations higher than what you actually want.
@MFallion4 ай бұрын
An Ork rhat thinks... Am I the only one scared by that though?
@billyherrington511214 күн бұрын
He will be next beast
@revanamell17914 ай бұрын
That Ork is actually super chill.
@marmyeater3 ай бұрын
Good thing the Old Ones remembered to make them merciful and willing to collaborate with other species.
@grimsgraveyard359821 күн бұрын
When an Ork has mercy and the intelligence to sbow you not to question his demands is bordering on a Krork.
@kickbrosmasher51554 ай бұрын
Itonic a ork that is more humane then many of the current leaders of the imperium
@ZabuzaMomochi034 ай бұрын
I love how Orks have an Northerner accent haha 😆😆
@minhducnguyen92763 ай бұрын
And they know gunboat diplomacy, absolutely British.
@TheRealArmor3 ай бұрын
"Nope." "Huhuhuh." Nogrub the CHAD
@wesleythomas71254 ай бұрын
"We need no shelter! We are duperior beings!" [Moments later] "We need no ride!"
@andrefloresca13244 ай бұрын
Its all fun and games until the books cover the human farms
@n0isyturtle2 ай бұрын
"Oy Nobgrub, I meants ta ask ya, how'd ya git yer name?" "I once woke up an der wuz a grub on me nob. Simple as."
@4hire5653 ай бұрын
Hot damn.. Orks have more common sense that the damn Imperium!
@wastedviking62804 ай бұрын
Back when the writing was witty and unrivaled.
@lyntonfleming4 ай бұрын
Imagine being the guy who has to explain to the Emperors sons why you are currently making weapons for Orks...
@austinbutcher81063 ай бұрын
Random factory worker: *duck tapping 4 shootas together * hey squig meat is better than corpse starch and I get a squig steak for evry shoota I make
@alanwestmoreland61524 ай бұрын
*you were right about one thing, the negotiations were short* - obi-wan Kenobi
@sombodythatyouusedtoknow90463 ай бұрын
DAT'S MORK'S BIGGESTEST FOLLOWER-BOI DA SECOND MOST CUNNINGLY BRUTAL ORK EVER
@thequestbro3 ай бұрын
Nothing that happens in second edition is canon but this is a fun story.
@bonebard61783 күн бұрын
I think it would be fun to have more blood axe stories like this
@psychobeam994 ай бұрын
I mean. Intelligent Ork. Usually, they just slaughter everyone, but hes using them to manufacture weapons.
@Ilamarea3 ай бұрын
This should totally be a thing. Orks should be like the predator. If you refuse to fight them, they should get frustrated, throw a tantrum, and walk off. If a planet just surrenders... It should totally confuse the Orks. Of course, there would be casualties because Orks are slow... "Dis' the easiest fight evah, boss!" "Dat's coz dis ain't fitin! Yous jus killin und... vandalizin." Heck, if you do this, the Orks should start growing smaller in size until they become dormant, sprouting in times of peril in feral forms - like a safety kill designed by the Old Ones once their foes were defeated. So the best way to fight an ork is the same way to fight trolls - stop feeding them xD
@blacklighthologram53394 ай бұрын
All hail nobgrob the great and merciful one!
@RustMonsterMilk6 күн бұрын
The music and effects drip with 90’s sci-fi nostalgia.
@scottieknows99433 ай бұрын
Then the inquisition comes and sees youre making weapons for xenos and flattens the planet
@hugmynutus3 ай бұрын
Damn, an ork being more logical than the administratum
@gentlyusedpencil2134 ай бұрын
I would love more Orks like this!
@bobbyshmurda60943 ай бұрын
It’s canon Orks sometimes express Krork genes.
@7I7IVN4 ай бұрын
Loving the Ork content. Tis my grim bias, but I can't get enough of them
@minhducnguyen92763 ай бұрын
The Orks understand gunship diplomacy,
@BewareTheCarpenter2 ай бұрын
For an entire planet that's quite a modest tribute. Whose Gorefang? I'm guessing a good friend who needed medical attention and so maybe that was the main point of the 'raid' and getting some tribute was just to save face in front of the boys?
@razorsedge64ify3 ай бұрын
Honestly i love orks that arnt just unga bunga dumb funny. I like older iterations of orks that are brutal, quirky but act like an actual species
@painthegreat4 ай бұрын
Holy crap he’s close to become a Krork
@ZelZarKi4 ай бұрын
Must have been a Blood Axe
@bengonzalez52153 ай бұрын
I would follow nog'rub into the fires of the warp without hesitation
@liamdanger67742 ай бұрын
Brotha is the Gandhi of orks
@schizosamurai88404 ай бұрын
To be fair, they can also be subject to old lore that wasnt really set on what is what exactly.
@sailed79723 ай бұрын
hey man i just wanted to let you know, your content is fantastic and i watch it all of the time. never stop making videos!
@Erakius32319 күн бұрын
This ork is more understanding then Imperial Tithe Collectors.
@tyrant-den88415 күн бұрын
A fine example of orks being more logical than humies