Atheists Watch "Left Behind" (2014)

[@Gatesealer89]

I always love that in movies and books about the rapture, it is assumed that the moment all the "good" christians disappear society will suddenly devolve into a crime ridden murder/rape fest within a day. How poor must your out look be that you assume everyone will suddenly become thieves and killers within a day?

[@MrPhilsterable]

Ironically, the world might actually improve.

[@Burusagi]

Someone should make a movie about the Norse Ragnarök. Showing what happens to humanity as the Norse gods do their final battle against the forces of evil as the Earth ends in a huge cataclysm. Thor and the Jorgmungandr killing each other, the Fenris Wolf swallowing the moon etc. All that good shit. So much more material to work with for a decent action movie on just the mythology; throw in some decent human characters in there as well and it would be just. fucking.epic.

[@bryanadkins6776]

It would have to be several movies though. There's a lot of background you'd have to establish.

[@Dahnnym]

It's called Thor 3 coming 2016 lol

[@juliank6793]

bryan adkins They could do like scrolling words, deep voice dialogue, mysterious begginning. I dunno

[@Jabadamazo]

Ride to meet your fate, Ragnarök awaits.

[@DickDawsome]

***** the Thor movies did that, I believe the third one is Ragnarok related

[@BrandonSchleifer]

I don't blame Nicholas Cage for doing absolutely any movie. I don't think he takes himself too seriously as an actor. I think he sees acting as just another job, but his actual life isn't acting. It's like being a doctor: every doctor wants to be the heart surgeon, but someone has to drain puss, and Nick Cage is happy to have a job, even if it is a lot of crappy movies. And he always gives it his best. I can respect that.

[@TheKeyser94]

He continue to accept any job that he give him not matter is one of the best movies ever made or complete shit like this one, because he continue in bankruptcy, he don't have the privilege of denying any job.

[@alexmoore1506]

That and a little issue called the IRS

[@CJ-rf9jm]

Brandon Schleifer Problem for Nic Cage is actings not likely to take him seriously after this. He shoulda talked to Ben Stein about what happened to his career after "expelled: no intelligence required"

[@Xynth22]

CJ99 W Well that's different. Nicholas Cage just played a part of a bad movie, something he has done quite a few times already. Ben Stein on the other flat out lied and twisted facts to suit his agenda in that "documentary" of his.

[@comik300]

He just needs more money for drugs

[@GhostBrony]

the best thing about this movie is that it's listed under sci-fi and fantasy in Netflix.

[@Johnclewes]

+GhostBrony LOL, Well done Netflix.

[@MrHiman266]

+GhostBrony well that's not right, religion has nothing to do with science

[@didrikbjorkeroth6405]

+MrHiman266 but everything to do with fiction:)

[@projectmidnightlockeverybo9019]

lol, I wonder if christians have noticed yet.

[@TheReverantChoir]

GhostBrony It's actually insulting to every Sci-fi or fantasy movie ever

[@DarkLordLinkOfficial]

My parents believe in the rapture, and my mom consistently tries to convert me back to Christianity with little passive-aggressive things like "don't forget, when I'm gone, call your brother so he can take care of you" -__- Also, she can't wrap her head around the idea that EVERYONE IN AMERICA KNOWS WHAT THE RAPTURE IS AND THE WHOLE REVELATION MYTHOS THING If it actually happened, everyone would be like oh shit it's Jesus, nobody would be like "oh shit I have to get a tattoo on my hand? One-world government? seems legit". No, most people that got left behind (roll credits!) would know *exactly* what was happening.

[@Ryagful]

*sigh* that's sad. she thinks she and a few other people are the only people who know? that's just...sad.

[@DarkLordLinkOfficial]

***** It really is. I try to explain it to her and she just doesn't get it. I guess she thinks that "the strong delusion" will make people forget or something

[@Abbandoneer]

DarkLordLink Has she read revelations? Alot of religious people will be persecuted and killed. It will be religion versus religion. Government forcing corrupt police states upon everyone. It will be a cold war but way, way worse. Famine will be its highest in history, many cities will be destroyed by Earthquakes and many people will die before Jesus rules as King of heaven and throws Satan into the Abyss for 1000 years. The righteous aren't excluded from this massacre. If revelations comes to pass, she could easily die before "the rapture" happened. The rapture isnt even a proper christian belief, it was popularized by some guy in the 1800s. The only people who "might" be "raptured" wont be infants or toddlers. IT will be the 144000 that revelations refers to. And even then, there is some debate whether the 144000 are people who are living or have all passed on. (Im not religious in case this post confused you)

[@DarkLordLinkOfficial]

Abbandoneer She likes to interpret the bit in Revelation Chapter 4 as when the Christians are in heaven, even though the only real "rapture-esque" thing in the bible is in Thessalonians I read the bible through twice before I deconverted, and a third time after I was atheist, so I know my shit xD

[@joshuaobrien4479]

I have a friend on PSN who believes in the rapture. A few months ago he told me he heard "the trumpets". He's 12, according to a more honest friend of mine who has met him in person. The only reason I haven't removed him from my friends list yet is so that hopefully I can teach him to think rationally, since his parents obviously didn't.

[@dfadden62]

I hate the "Left Behind" films. Yes, lets bully and scare people into following the most arrogant belief system that programs believers to truly think that they are right and everyone else who doesn't believe the same way is lost, blind, and deserving to be tortured forever in hell.

[@dfadden62]

I've heard of one twin partially or completely absorbing the other, if that's what you mean.

[@slayertakim1]

***** way to make me feel bad for being left handed D: i absorbed my twin ;w; jk.

[@dfadden62]

Science does not make a case for god, Brandon. There is no evidence whatsoever for the existence of god, or any other supernatural beings.

[@edtv22]

Aren't they all just leaving themselves behind by believing in ancient mysticism?

[@brianlinville439]

believeing in the 'rupture" is nutters, the word rapture's not even in the bible, even if one believed every word of bible, its still not in there, so how kooky is that? comes out of 1800s thinking.

[@eldritchwulfe]

personally I think any scenario where religious lunatics vanish has a happy ending

[@5trafficcone921]

The best left behind movie is an American Dad Christmas special

[@brandonobaza8610]

Ricky the Raptor is here to teach you about The Rapture.

[@EdwardHowton]

Wait, newborn infants were raptured? Don't they know that newborns aren't baptized and so go directly to hell? #ChristianFail.

[@pygmypieman9988]

the Catholic Church said that was false not so long ago and because of that it is no longer true. Is that how it works?

[@RJLbwb]

Pygmy Pie Man Left Behind follows Dispensationalism which is an Evangelical thing.

[@TurtleJen]

***** I think it's called "the age of accountability". But there doesn't seem to be an exact age on it. Though I remember being taught that it was around 12 or 13 and I think that is in the left behind books... If it isn't in the main series, it's in the kids series.

[@theatheistpaladin]

I have to agree. It is all ad hoc bullshit to avoid uncomfortable conclusion of their theology. It is a no win for them. If god can save babies regardless if they accepted Jesus, then Jesus was unnecessary. But If they burn, then god is a tyrant.

[@Horvath_Gabor]

TurtleJen Well, of course there is no exact time for it. Humans have this thing called "development" over childhood we go through at different rates. All the "legal" ages are just that; shorthands for when it comes to laws because there is not enough time to evaluate every single person's maturity and mental age whenever there is a crime or even just minor offense. Not to mention, the whole "childhood innocence" thing is one of the more misguided "common sense" things. Children are not innocent, they are blank slates who doesn't know better and are thus capable of just as much cruelty as anyone else but without any ethical or moral compass that would stop them from doing so.

[@khaledassaf6356]

As a photographer, that picture of the family makes me cringe. It looks so bad, it's not even funny. Even an intern with basic knowledge of photoshop could've done better.

[@anikmonette2140]

Don't worry, I bet they didn't have the budget to hire a photographer in the first place... XD

[@khaledassaf6356]

anik monette Haha, by the looks of the movie, they didn't have a budget for a lot of things xD

[@anikmonette2140]

They put it on Cage's hair, like Jake and Hugo pointed out...

[@khaledassaf6356]

Looool, that they have.

[@tcsam73]

Someone needs to tell Nicholas Cage it is okay to turn down a movie offer. What next? An action/adventure remake of Bozo the Clown? Maybe he can star in a murder mystery remake of the Brady Bunch. Seriously, this guy has to realize that because he can make a movie doesn't mean he should make the movie.

[@RJLbwb]

His accountants say otherwise. He's got big money problems with the IRS.

[@1981bdt]

I want to see both those things........ NOW

[@jakfan09]

Well Nick Cage does make bad movies more bearable.

[@brandonmcmillan4052]

Why can there be a good movie with Nicholas Cage? I know that he is a good actor, I mean, has anyone seen Leaving Las Vegas? Or Adaptation? He was amazing in those.

[@kirkey99]

Oh he HAS TO. Nuggin's broke as hell

[@petorzila]

I don't think you understand how perfect the circumstances in which i saw this movie were. I live in Qatar which is a Muslim country and even censors kissing scenes. Me and my friend who are both atheists and HUGE Nick "The Cage" Cage fans went to see this movie knowing nothing about it other than that it had Nicolas Cage in it. After the first scene with the daughter arguing about religion i jokingly said to my friend "Imagine if this was christian movie. We just spent the whole rest of the movie and after the movie in disbelief at the fact that they even played this in our country. Just trying to come up with theories like 'no one wanted to check what it was about or edit it cause they saw Nicholas Cage was in it XD. One of the best cinema trips iv'e ever had.

[@D.Dragon]

Roses are red Violets are blue I think they were just lazy There's an explanation for you

[@bobthebear1246]

Petar Krstic: How do you spell Nicolas Cage's name both right & wrong in the same post?

[@holz_name]

What I wonder. The babies are raptured, but there are still plenty of people left. What if the left behind people get now new babies? Are the babies raptured the minute they are born? How about the unborn babies, are they raptured out of the womb?

[@SammEater]

Shh...

[@DarthSenorQueso]

no, the books have this happen, the baby just goes to heaven later

[@Kekistani_Insurgent]

Shhhhhhhh. . . Stop thinking about it. Just have faith *on* (not "in" according to Jack Chick) JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

[@Siddios]

"raptured out of the womb" That sounds fucking disgusting, lol.

[@paradoxgambit2223]

no, no, no don't you know being unraptured makes you instantly sterile

[@DeathandGrim2]

So guys... Saving Christmas. You can't avoid it forever.

[@TheBibleReloaded]

Can't find a good copy

[@DeathandGrim2]

I'm sure Creationist Cat may have a copy lying around somewhere

[@biscuiteaterelliott6367]

TheBibleReloaded But you can indeed find a copy?

[@MrPhilsterable]

They can try.

[@john-markmangum864]

TheBibleReloaded No one can find a good copy.

[@n0etic_f0x]

Here is my version of "Left Behind". The rapture happens people are stunned but do not go insane as many people who are not Christians know about the rapture and it is eventuality explained that this is what happened. The remaining government now seizes control of billions of dollars that belonged to ruptured Christians and that along with the fact no one is giving money to religion anymore accelerates social progress to an atheistic paradise and then Jesus comes back and is very sad as we now outclass Heaven.

[@mactavish100078]

Wow. I never thought that as an atheist, I would want the rapture to happen.

[@n0etic_f0x]

Fap P. Underboob I thought of it because when I was a Christian it was always weird that if a massive portion of the world vanished people would go straight to criminal insanity. I always wondered why people would not ask what happened and why no one would suspect the rapture. Pastors told me it was because it would leave the world without God and a world without God is Hell so the world would become Hell with no God to guide us. I found this a very poor explanation as it was just insane. It has no reason to happen, millions of people vanished, why are we not looking into that? Once we do look into it why did we not notice the connection to Christianity and realize this was the rapture? I was going to Seminary and this was one question that really bothered me and had me deconvert.

[@urbaraskpraetor3316]

Grastermane Forte I remember the atheist voice or someone said something similar to that which made me realize that I want the rapture to happen as well, as it would leave behind so much stuff up for grabs.

[@slayertakim1]

but wouldn't it also be bad if rapture happens, cause isn't it also a sign of the end of the world??

[@The_Weasel_]

Then we take sperm cells and inject every fetus with a chemical that automatically makes them considered "sinful" so the human race can live on. Every government will focus on curing every disease the rapture brings forth, and we stack ourselves up with weapons to defend our territory from the battle of Armageddon. We develop a one-world democracy, and everyone who was taken away feels jealous that they didn't sin, because we'd be doing just fine. Now I can't wait for the rapture

[@topgearfan728]

i could imagine the headlines Today the rapture happened, taking millions of devout Christians to heaven and leaving the rest of us behind. In other news the U.S. congress is reporting zero losses.

[@bobthebear1246]

Bon Mot Film at 11. 😉

[@FrankLightheart]

That's the problem with Christian propaganda films, though. It's not like you can't have a good movie based off a Bible story, but the director has to allow allow it to be fiction. But propaganda films have an agenda. They need to preach a message to it's audience and it's always so tortured and full of itself. And that's what Left Behind is. It's a deliberate propaganda piece and you can't do anything with it without first removing all the self-righteous assholery. But Left Behind NEEDS to make a point that ALL the Christians are good, upstanding people who deserve to go to Heaven and if you're not a Christian, you do things like cheat on your wife, get addicted to drugs, shoot intruders with shotguns (_stuff no TRUE Christian would do_). The message is: all non-Christians may think they're moral, but they are only fooling themselves and the End Times will show them how lost they are. How can you make a good movie with shit like that?

[@AdmiralBison]

you can't. Though luckily the target audience that are Christians generally don't read their Bibles completely for themselves anyway. You could probably put some gremlins with demon wings in the movie and most Christians will believe it.

[@FrankLightheart]

Duane Locsin That's what this movie is missing.

[@stetsonshirley6488]

I really can not comprehend full, just how awesome the two of you are. Hugo and Jake are just simply the coolest ever! keep on being rad.

[@TheBibleReloaded]

And this coming from a person named Stetson, which is easily the manliest name ever.

[@stetsonshirley6488]

+The Bible Reloaded Ha Ha Ha! For real!

[@assistantaleks3003]

+The Bible Reloaded kinda balances out with Shirley

[@stetsonshirley6488]

+Assistant Aleks that's the part I ignore.

[@nachgeben]

I'm actually Christian, and I enjoy the hell out of these reviews. These two are totally inoffensive to me, though I'm sure that they piss off thin-skinned Christians. Bleh. Anyway, this movie IS terrible. The rapture is totally, absolutely not an actual Biblical concept. It's there to make people feel better from the absolute terror churches strike in their hearts about, ahahaha, being left behind. That being said, the Left Behind books are so good and the movies are so bad. I didn't even realize they remade the damn first one until I stumbled across it on accident, and my brain couldn't accept that they cast freaking Nicholas Cage. The way they portray the Christians in this movie is honestly how even I feel as I'm clearly going to hell because I refuse to go to any church. I always imagine it's 1000% worse for atheists, so it's kind of funny since they usually try their hardest to make these sorts look good, and it was the exact opposite. And that's like the most interesting thing ever, other than when Cage's character slaughters that plane full of people. Evidently, the authors of the series claim they were promised that the original movies would have multi-million dollar budget, and were livid when they found out otherwise upon release. They adore this version, stating that (despite criticism), it was the movie they 'always wanted'. 8[

[@elizabethsmith7224]

me too yay Open-minded christions!!

[@alwaysneutral2100]

You proved my entire point. thanks fam *side note please seek medical attention as soon as possible for the love of talos.. i think you had a stroke mid way through your argument and also seem too have lost all reason or maybe you just can't read who knows at this point*

[@eligio7907]

Dam Kai who touched your taint

[@jessicastrike838]

+Kai Evans You're absolutely right. Here they are patting themselves on the back for being mundane and slightly better than their group.

[@TheRickyp83]

You seem like a "moderate" Christian or even less than that. A Christian simply because you were born into it but you're fairly skeptical about the bible and organized religion in general. I suggest looking up the atheist DarkMatter on youtube. His page is excellent and his cartoons are thought provoking to say the least. Have a nice day. :)

[@truth_and_honor3817]

If I had to believe in a religion, I'd definitely go for the gods of my ancestors- that being the Norse Religion. I am coming for you Jake and Hugo, on my viking ship! Till Valhalla!

[@TheBibleReloaded]

It's called Asatru :)

[@jonas5689]

TheBibleReloaded Asatro here in sweden, 'tro' just means belief

[@truth_and_honor3817]

Jonas Lindberg Snakker de norsk? :))

[@truth_and_honor3817]

TheBibleReloaded Takk kamerat. :D

[@jonas5689]

Comrade Jakendad Speak it, no. understand it, yes mostly

[@LeninhawkD]

I like how the daughter thinks flashing her truck's headlights is sufficient for a plane to see a runway from 30,000 ft in the air.

[@MrElionor]

"jordan sparks turns out to be crazy later but we"ll explain that" but you never do in this video so is there another video that you do explain it in or did you just forget?

[@TheBibleReloaded]

Hugo cut it from our conversation in post on accident lol. She grabs a gun from the air marshal's empty seat (he was raptured, apparently) and then hold everybody at gunpoint trying to find her kid, even though clearly she disappeared like everybody else. Then she blames her professional athlete ex, who is not on the plane, with kidnapping and staging the whole mess. She's loco.

[@MrElionor]

The Bible Reloaded Well this is a bit delayed but thank you

[@ryanitlab]

I torrented "Left Behind" and couldn't finish it either. It's so bad. Glad TBR did the video so I can finally find out how it ended.

[@ZoraTheberge]

"It looks like her Nuvaring fell out" I am dead

[@tomschnadelbach]

When an actor's career has gone to shit, he makes second coming movies. When a singer's career has gone to shit, she makes religious records.

[@rahowhero]

Then a sex tape

[@lkexpress]

When a teen sitcom idol from the 80s career goes to shit, he goes full creatard.

[@ethangray8527]

That's not accurate at all. Most religious singers start out as religious singers.

[@tomschnadelbach]

Mr. Note I did not say all religious singers started out as regular singers.

[@blefyplayswowable]

I really hope the rapture happens for both Christians and Muslims. World peace will ensue, there'll be shit-tons of reforms, and we'd colonize our solar system within a span of 50 years. Just imagine - All the people that follow the cults that claim you'll burn for eternity just vanishing. The movie repeatedly stated that millions vanished, yet there's over 15 billion people on Earth. This movie in particular claims the world would fall apart without Christians, and implies that people would actually notice.

[@AVERYochang]

True dat

[@SDMF20]

Well aren't you the ever blue eyed idealist? Get rid of religion and all the worlds problems would solve itself right? No one would go to war anymore? Murder and rape would vanish? Abuse of power would never happen? If only the atheists ruled the world it would be paradise? Utopia? I don't think so. Get real.

[@leechesinmybreeches29]

Not 15 billion somewhere between 7 billion and 8 billion.

[@blefyplayswowable]

It's not the final answer, SDMF20 But it certainly simplifies things. I also failed to mention the movie stated thousands, not millions, TuckerWilson3 .

[@leechesinmybreeches29]

Raluyen Skylance Wait it said thousands of people were left behind? Because if so they overestimated their own numbers. Also I was just stating the number of people the world has.

[@LordScrambles]

So, let me get this straight. The rapture has happened. Billions of people have disappeared from existence. The entire planet is in a state of all-encompassing societal collapse. Looting and chaos has engulfed the very world itself... and the plot of the film is about one plane full of people trying to land, despite their being no hope for salvation beyond maybe surviving a few days longer? Wow, what a satisfying narrative!

[@Nagoragama]

"Christianity is the way to go, but fuck is it annoying!" Best line, maybe in any of your reviews.

[@8698gil]

There was a tv series called The Leftovers in which 2 percent of the world’s population disappears without explanation. It was pretty good and it doesn’t give divine intervention as the explanation. It focuses on the pain and loss experienced by family and friends when their loved ones disappear.

[@DirtPoorWargamer]

It isn't always as easy to avoid a mid-air collision as it appears. You have to take into account that Mr. Cage presumably wasn't the only one trying to avoid that crash, and planes that large don't turn on a dime. They may have gotten in each others way trying to get out of it.

[@stephenmarco2927]

+Wells Also he probably didn't get much of a warning considering that people seemed to either be raptured or left in a panic meaning he had no air traffic control to talk to.

[@CoolFez]

Religious movie idea = bad idea. Game over.

[@AdmiralBison]

Hollywood thinking Religious movie idea = $$$$$ At least there will be more material for comedians to make fun of :)

[@CoolFez]

Hollywood thinking.....

[@CrimsonVoid]

How is it possible that this version was better than the original one? That honestly doesn't make sense to me. This was the most boring movie I have ever seen. I actually fast forwarded through part of it just to get it over with.

[@TheBibleReloaded]

CrimsonVoid First one was even more boring somehow

[@CrimsonVoid]

TheBibleReloaded That just blows me away. And honestly scares me a little.

[@MRSmall2014]

TheBibleReloaded I found the original on netflix and im scared. I want to know how bad it is, I'm just so curious, but I'm afraid of my brain melting.

[@CrimsonVoid]

Mitchell Small I've considered watching it, but I don't know if I'm that brave.

[@CrimsonVoid]

Narred Darr Thanks for showing that it's not just Americans that are obnoxious.

[@TheEnglishNinja]

I liked this video during the theme tune. I wish I could like it a second time for the content.

[@TheBibleReloaded]

+Anglais Re You can. It's called the Subscribe button 😙

[@adambrien896]

+The Bible Reloaded How about a third like?

[@disguyiknowreturns4876]

+Potatoking Gaming Share it, I suppose

[@adambrien896]

+disguyiknowreturns fffffffffffourth?

[@disguyiknowreturns4876]

+Potatoking Gaming Liking on a second account?

[@ArchieDodge]

I don't know how I stumbled on this video, but it doesn't matter. It made me chuckle in many parts. It reminded me of Mystery Science Theater 3000. If only we had your silhouettes at the bottom of the screen, which would be awesome.

[@danweaver3901]

Fuck. Yes.

[@xSwordLilyx]

Nearly choked to death on a mouthful of dry Cocoa Puffs at 6:05, stupidly attempting to laugh mid-chew. Still found it hilarious.

[@Goldfiend]

So like everyone disappears and life just goes on like normal?

[@GoddoDoggo]

Goldfiend There's supposed to be the antichrist and demons and "hell on earth" at some point, but I guess they don't really address that.

[@Goldfiend]

Lynne the Trendy Tetraodontiforme They must be saving that for the sequel then.

[@D.Dragon]

If the rapture occurred, society would likely become better. No more Christians against advancement. Not only that, but a lower population to sustain.

[@KaiWolf18]

If I had to believe in a religion, it'd be the greek religion. It was bad ass

[@doctorwhofan2563]

Norse mythology is even more badass.

[@KaiWolf18]

Doctor Who Fan That's your opinion, I like Greek mythology better.

[@RiggsBF]

KaiWolf18 Kratos vs Thor would determine which is better.

[@TheKeyser94]

If you like you really need to read God Is Dead from Jonathan Hickman is the Battle of the Gods comic version, Greek, Norse, Egyptian, all the gods from Earth battle take the major price, Earth itself, and humanity is the middle, even when Jesus come, he end up messing thing up by creating an Australia without dead (that only create more chaos and anarchy) and in the end saving only one person.

[@KaiWolf18]

TheKeyser94 Sounds interesting i'll take a look!

[@thebatmanover9000]

I kind of like "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" Nick Cage. Let me know who the other commenters favorite Nick Cage is.

[@76ecth981]

I didn't entirely hate matchstick men.

[@IAmMyOwnApprentice]

His roots in my mind will always be Raising Arizona.

[@screw0dog]

Not a favourite, but I think Gone in 60 Seconds is like the essence of Nick Cage's characters. Like if you strip out what makes each of his characters unique, you get generic Cage from that movie.

[@Keethroolz]

Deadfall.

[@tarfielarchelone2674]

Not the bees!

[@davi.medrade]

When Chad Michael Murray entered the cockpit, I could swear he was going to say “I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.”

[@TangoDelahunt]

I want you guys to review This is the End which is about the rapture.

[@TheBibleReloaded]

Tango Delahunt Thats actually a good movie though

[@TangoDelahunt]

And? Why not review a rapture movie from a non-Christian point of view? Maybe see if Creationist Cat would review it with you.

[@295Phoenix]

TheBibleReloaded If it's a good movie then I'd like to see a review all the more.:-(

[@TangoDelahunt]

I second this!

[@colinmaclaughlanweir9670]

So christains should not be let fly planes

[@beelzibubbles]

Dammit, I was just about to comment about The Langoliers.

[@erikweiss1164]

I'm new to the channel, and I love the theme song. Is it available on iTunes? (Yes, I still purchase songs.)

[@hellshade2]

love the opening music. can you guys post the words for it?

[@Mokujo]

The Asian guy's guess should have been Third Impact

[@joshuaobrien4479]

I understood that reference! *:D*

[@RealDownTownShit]

Rinin Q Yes.

[@paradoxgambit2223]

TheHungryVeggie weab I kinda liked the end of eva movie where the robot's guts gets pulled out and that creepy music plays

[@joshuaobrien4479]

TheHungryVeggie weab They didn't say it made them happy.

[@CJ-rf9jm]

Rinin Q I could go for that, Asuka Langely vs Kirk Cameron. Would be Kirk's worst day evaaar ;-P

[@Got-Raider-Camus]

lol this is my parents anything they do in the day they will add thank ya lord! im an athiest but man its adorable when i pick them up and we drive Anywhere and they give a shout out to jesus. #adorableoldpeople

[@bonmot7850]

Try driving them into a lake.

[@Got-Raider-Camus]

Liz R That's just getting baptized in our religion lol

[@bonmot7850]

What is dead may never die.

[@Got-Raider-Camus]

Liz R LMFAO GOT joke!

[@OddOzzy]

I concur. One of my older neighbors dose her own lawn maintenance. I think she blesses then leaves or the yard while she rakes. Every drag of the rake "Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen!". It's hilarious.

[@RequiemNocturne1]

You guys should watch " A Matter of Faith" next or Exodus: Gods and Kings once it comes out.

[@VintageLJ]

Exodus actually looks good. Also, FOX News hated Christian Bales viewpoint on Moses (he accurately called Moses a terrorist)

[@BallsTheDog]

I don't think Exodus is as much of a "yea be religious or bad things will happen" film but more of just a normal movie that tells an alright story.

[@merrik1057]

Matter of Faith is the one that's basically a copy of God's Not Dead, but with evolution, right?

[@RequiemNocturne1]

merrik1057 Yeah, and it looks really bad. Why is it only John Milton,Tolkien, and Dante Alighieri make good Christian/Christian influenced works?

[@MrPhilsterable]

Balls The Dog But is it as good as Prince of Egypt?

[@gazcan1]

Your videos stopped showing up in my subscription box. I have some catching up to do this Christmas

[@clairraftery2060]

Will you be doing Exodus: Gods and Kings? :) x

[@Taraalcar]

At least things happen in the originals. The entire plot of this one is literally just the first chapter of the first novel.

[@emancoy]

IMO only one rapture movie was good It starred Seth Rogen in "This is the End". I would love to see you guys talk about that movie.

[@SasuraRdm]

its s weird. they build up characters like they're good people, people you'd root for, but they are left behind meaning they are bad people in the look of god... sooo ??? are they good people or bad people ? does it mean god will leave good people behind ? is that movie a christian propaganda or not ?

[@KalleVilenius]

If I've understood their theology correctly, all "good" is bad, because anyone who isn't absolutely perfect is just as bad as anyone who is pure evil, because reasons.

[@SasuraRdm]

***** It's a Nicolas Cage movie, that probably makes sense.

[@ethangray8527]

People are not raptured because they are some arbitrary term like good. They are raptured because they follow God.

[@RustyShackleford1066]

How did you sit through that?

[@Masra94]

You guys doing Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas?

[@tristanalain9239]

It's a shame they can't make good movies from the Left behind books imo. Even as an Atheist I find them a bit enjoyable as works of fiction. Plus I won't deny, as a villain Nicolie Carpathia is one of the more interesting ones I have seen

[@MissCaraMint]

Oh really? What's the first book called? I might read it.

[@robhiro]

The first book is called Left Behind. The title changes every book like the hunger games

[@nachgeben]

The 'DID YOU SEE THIS MAN TOTALLY SHOOT HIMSELF???' part dood

[@darthhiggy23]

funny the ad before this video was for scientology

[@dangerouslytalented]

... BOTH Nick Cages from Face/Off... You can't have one without the other...

[@redfarmer1980]

"There's no way that kid's going to get another job." Actually, he's a regular on The Walking Dead starting this past season.

[@JCstock]

What about Sorcerers apprentice cage/

[@ccrazool]

If God can rapture all the Christians up to heaven, why couldn't He rapture all the "bad" people down to Hell instead of flooding the planet? Why couldn't He rapture all the "bad" people out of Sodom and Gomorrah instead of killing all the kids that lived there with fireballs? Adding rapture to the mythology makes it worse, not better.

[@Adrenalin844]

Don't use logic. That's the main aspect of religion. You can't have proper religion with logic. It just doesn't work, like simmilar magnet poles, and if you manage to force them together, they explode in a majestic "Fuck off!" as soon as you take away the massive force desperately trying to hold the two together.

[@أحمدأشقر-ن8ق]

God I love that intro

[@animesnow6649]

Prussian Aristocrat same!!!

[@beaukennedy4618]

this was an actual movie? i thought it was just a simpsons joke

[@BobBob-yr4qo]

+Beau Kennedy this was based off a book

[@beaukennedy4618]

Bob Bob oh i love fantasy novels!

[@BobBob-yr4qo]

haha

[@InYourFaceNewYorker]

This isn't on DVD yet. How did you get the footage?

[@TheBibleReloaded]

InYourFaceNewYorker Nic Cage is a close personal friend, totes helps us out

[@cageyourheart8772]

I'm a fan.

[@InYourFaceNewYorker]

TheBibleReloaded :P

[@DigitalFulcrum]

what's the criteria to trigger an "end times" anyways?

[@sabrinaloizides-merideth9874]

I hate the Wicker Man remake!

[@YourPrivateNightmare]

NOT THE BEES! AAAAAAAAAH

[@Equinox2149]

***** But the bees though....

[@mactavish100078]

I love the wicker man because it's fucking hilarious.

[@jayleneellis9308]

Think of how much better the world would be if the rapture actually happened, all idiots who believe in woo disappear off the face of the earth? Sounds awesome!

[@AbelMcTalisker]

Aha the Golgafrinchum solution! Or perhaps `The Marching Morons`?

[@edtv22]

How about the raptor were they all get simply eaten at a futurist creationist Jurassic park...it would be in Kentucky right?

[@H0B0J03]

I just hope the rapture is actually a carnivorous trans-dimensional alien invasion disguised as a religious event which they had been subconsciously propagating among the human population by hi-jacking preexisting belief systems in order to get "consent" to be taken, and to incentivize them to keep their "purity", in order to harvest the stock of "pure humans" for their untainted oils and meats, and willingly of their own free will, as to avoid inter-Galactic intervention. Having for thousands of years implanting the psychic propaganda called the "near death experience" in order to gain acceptance of the believers, further solidifying their agreement to be taken to have their consciousness technologically imprisoned in the simulated facade of the slaughterhouse they called "heaven" as their bodies are harvested. They convinced the believer humans to want to raise their conscious vibrational frequency in attempt to "ascend" in order to facilitate the mass transfer of the human livestock, having been closer to the energy level than "impure humans" required to make the phase attenuation to be transported en masse to the home dimension of the Predators.

[@CJ-rf9jm]

Jaylene ellis while we're in the realm of what-if's. Supposing those who get taken away were all Shinto Believers? That asian guy might be relived for not having to do that movie for starters. Televangelists get done up for wire fraud. I can see that as not so bad.

[@jayleneellis9308]

CJ99 W I don't think Shintoist have such a belief so that would make little sense. And I doubt the X-tains would notice or let up. Look at all of the end of days predictors, the date comes and most of there followers fall for the scheme again two weeks latter when they came up with a new date. (my mom is a Jehovah's Witness they are a good example of this)

[@dangerouslytalented]

This film is ripe for parody... massive parody. Full on Airplane! parody. With four flying horsemen of the apocalypse and stuff.

[@Leester-70]

What bothers me the most is, how did the boys pants stay attached to his shirt at 10:07?

[@76ecth981]

Yea that was a little odd.

[@yadabub]

velcro

[@MrElionor]

who is that 2nd person they mention as part of the trinity of little people actors sounds like ward davis but i can't find anything on him

[@TheBibleReloaded]

Warwick Davis. He played Willow and Leprechaun, as well as the Ewok in Star Wars (I think)

[@MrElionor]

TheBibleReloaded You mean one of the ewoks?

[@TheBibleReloaded]

Well the one they focused on most. The one we follow on Endor for the majority of Ewok scenes.

[@Caniswalensis]

I have gone thru this video several times, but can find no reference to the atheist that left his watch behind. I want to help! Can you tell me were the watch was seen last?

[@avedic]

Wow....what an intro! Never even heard of this channel. So subbed. I actually watched Left Behind...on putlocker(obviously, I'm not paying to watch it). I was a born again kid back in the late 90s....and read _all_ the Left Behind books....so I figured I'd watch it out of pure nostalgia. I ended up loving it....for all the wrong reasons. I simply _cannot_ believe it wasn't an intentional parody to make fun of modern Christianity. I mean...I know it wasn't...but still....

[@MomentousGaming]

They are Elevators (The control surfaces at the rear of a plane that control the vertical motion of the aircraft) Normally I would of thought that clipping the end of your wing and therefore losing hydraulics would mean that all your control surfaces would stop working. Even if this happens you can still control the plane to a point using the engines, and it's very easy to lower the nose and descend by doing this.

[@clintbeast-bud8119]

you can see at 12:59 through the cockpit window that the plain is just parked while filming and they could not be arsed to fix that in the edit

[@TreyWindinal]

wait why weren't theEMTs/EMS provider taken!?!?!?

[@brpadington]

I watched a left behind movie years ago with my parents. I was laughing because the clothes of the people that were raptured were left on the ground perfectly folded like they were on display at JC Penny. I joked with my dad that they probably had to return those clothes after filming or else they would not get the deposit back.

[@aob505]

I actually read most all the Left Behind books, fairly entertaining fiction. It was obvious at one point they just kept making up plots to extend the series due to it's popularity.

[@DrShaym]

I know a guy who worked on this movie. He told me one of the carpenters had three fingers cut off in an accident (he got them reattached).

[@savagedragon79]

Glad to hear they weren't left behind

[@DrShaym]

savagedragon79 No, but seeing how dangerous working on a movie set can be was a great _Revelation_ to him.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

That's nothing: During production of *Passion of The Christ*, three people got hit by lightning. Granted, they were carrying tall poles on top of a hill during a storm, but still...

[@DrShaym]

Distracted Globe Productions Maybe they were protected by their guardian angel, Lucifer.

[@sagerider2]

+Dr Shaym Well, then we should worship Satan, what's god done for us in the past 2000 years?

[@corranhorn85]

Wait, why is everything on fire at the end? Are there no more cops and firefighters?

[@thefourshowflip]

I have a question. How do newborn babies (such as at 12:50 in the hospital) get raptured? Are babies supposedly born believing in Jesus and accepting him before they've even left the hospital (presumably before they'd even been baptized)...?

[@ethangray8527]

+Moo Probably from Christianity. Christians don't believe you need to be baptized to go to heaven.

[@666Ugliest]

When you said, "looks like her Nuva Ring fell out" I laughed so hard. Thank you.

[@thething2523]

Can i download the intro somewhere?

[@YukonBloamie]

@14:39"its' weird to see someone with the caliber of Chad Michael Murray, which is a low fucking caliber, carrying a movie." LMAO

[@JAAstudio]

@ 9.39 when jake says the word "unnecesary" it looks like the woman in the film says so too, was this on purpose?

[@tysonrunnels9315]

Maybe the picture is photoshopped to help establish that the dad is never around.

[@TheBibleReloaded]

That's not the implication in the film whatsoever lol

[@ktlam195512]

Why don't you post Kirk Cameron's version of "Left Behind?"

[@cortster12]

I remember watching the original 2000's version of left behind as a kid, and I was terrified because I was brought up christian and thought the movie was a representation of what will happen. For years any time I couldn't find my parents, but I found their clothes anywhere I thought I was 'left behind' and was going to be damned to witness demons roaming the Earth. This is what religion does to a kid's psych. Didn't help that my parents and 'Sunday school teachers' both said the end times were near.

[@elcogarcia6164]

Hey guys love your videos and always happy when I see you guys put a new one up. One movie I think you guys would like is called Marjoe. It's basically a documentary about a revivalist in the 1950's I believe that shows people how he had scammed millions of dollars out of people growing up and how he basically reveals his true intentions through the release of the documentary.

[@sydIRISH]

This was actually the best comedy I've seen in years. I was expecting comedy, and that is what I received. "Oh Lord Jesus, it's a FAR!!!!!!!!" -Sweet Brown

[@Tairneanach]

I might be mistaken, but in 2014 it shouldn't be possible to just open a cockpit door like that, is it?

[@LostTranslation85]

Low quality with no blur: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZpnWdItto9Cil6c Higher quality with blur:kzbin.info/www/bejne/fqiYdGqklMp4itk Here is the entire movie if anyone wants to see it.

[@CescaQ]

As a kid, the rapture always terrified me. My mom used to read the Left Behind kids' books to us and I hated it.

[@KikenProductions]

When I was younger, I went to Goodwill to get some books and was excited when I discovered this pristine book series that, at the briefest of glances, seemed like a cool post-apocalyptic thriller. $2 dollars and twenty minutes of walking later, I sat down and began reading the first novel... It was only then that I realized what horrible mistake I had made... For the first time in my life, I shamefully walked the 20 minutes back to the Goodwill in the rain just so that I could return the books. No thank you, dear Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins. No thank you, indeed.

[@saschastrehl9462]

If their intro also works as their theme can we then expect the christmas special to be the two of them in spandex fighting crime? Hugo and Jake in The Enrapturing

[@andy7666]

I was waiting for you cover this POS.

[@justrandom7214]

I love how even the pilots stand 10m away from the crashed plane when the average time from (survivable) crash to fireball in airplane terms is about 45-60 seconds.

[@unchainedwiththecapt]

Funny stuff guys! Keep up the good work!

[@Sean-dm8ez]

Is it bad that I actually want to see Hugo's premise for face/off 2 made?

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[@DeathBlackWish]

I don't ever want to see Nicolas Cage in another movie again. He's terrible. If he did comedies than maybe, but he tries to be dramatic and he just can't do it. If he wants to be over the top than comedies are the only way to go. Kickass and Raising Arizona (mostly because Coens Brothers), were the only two good movies he was in.

[@SlipperyTeeth]

I like how you didn't mention that the guy managed to find a red pen and cross out a word and right the word here in literally an instant.