Audio engineers on DRUGS!!

[@Hopium500]

Vocalists on drugs next please

[@ThatMattGoodMusic]

+corporal meme easily calls for an Ozzy Osbourne impression under "all"

[@TheSkaterpro47]

+DarthUno lmao

[@AngelNightmarex]

+corporal meme I second this

[@HaileyScriven]

Watch him do a Ronnie Radke impression 😂

[@cosmovedder1354]

+corporal meme Vocalist on heroin should be doing the thing where he is continuously nodding standing up, but somehow never falls.

[@Ls3Elky69]

The meth, " that's crazy, who said that? " that killed me

[@kukkaismaa8027]

Gringe gringe

[@0x777]

What's kinda missing is "dude, my voice sounds really funky inside my head".

[@amoghkulkarni2239]

0x777 cv

[@N3ukenInD3K3uken]

"Crazy....crazy!! "who said that..?"

[@ethanorawlinsino6635]

Hahaahahahahaha

[@oisfororchid]

skypjuh I

[@surazxek]

skypjuh van halen

[@oisfororchid]

nevermind i hink i typed that by accident

[@shaddow2022]

skypjuh wait whaaat. I read that as he said it.

[@ding2680]

2:44 - didn't realize drinking alcohol turns you into dave mustaine

[@YMSHE]

Lol dude what a savage

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

Except, less violent. Dave was a violent drunk.

[@drakethorn1339]

Hooooooo fucking savage lol

[@GlenBarrantes]

holy shit this is the best comment I've seen lmaooooooo

[@bigpooter9771]

Why? He's done better than Metallica ever have.

[@rowanvincent5762]

Someone get Jared an Oscar

[@Zakkarae]

"I was the best guitar player they ever had. Screw 'em, right?" - Dave Mustaine

[@МаркоПетков-к8к]

Zakk Fronzak So true....

[@MoshWithEzra]

Steroids kinda reminded me of Phil Anselmo...

[@marianals1315]

Same here

[@HunterShad]

Ezra Lasura I was thinking the exact same!!

[@dariocomes5960]

Watch it on x0.5 speed and that would sound exactly like Phil

[@emmazinke355]

Dario221 48. Lol

[@c-force5217]

Hells yeah man

[@metalhead557]

Love the "fire it up bit." Favorite movie.

[@goreticia1586]

+Jared Dines yes. I heard they were going to attempt to remake it. It can't be remade.

[@mikeys167]

+Jared Dines what's that shirt your wearing?

[@KevinLuper99]

+Crys xXx it's gonna be completely different.

[@josephbaker169]

+Jared Dines I KNEW THAT WAS A REFERENCE TO THE CROW

[@stephanietackett3796]

"Oh well guess what ur in my house motherfu-"

[@inthefurnace]

now let's see how long it'll take before this gets posted to Ultimate Guitar and the community gets pissy because they don't like Jared...

[@inthefurnace]

For sure. Both you and Rob Scallon.

[@Azihayya]

Ultimate Guitar is like the Elfwood of music.

[@fireinthesky4982]

+TheMattGusta The only thing Ultimate Guitar is good for is tablature.

[@inthefurnace]

***** I would've agree with you even early today but I have been finding there are other good parts to the site, like this groups.ultimate-guitar.com/mozartfactory/ where people have been writing songs for over a year now. Anything that inspires and encourages creativity is a plus, imo.

[@TheAllegroMaestro]

+Jared Dines Why so much hate man , your videos are cool , dont know why anyone would hate someone for being ...himself..fuck those ppl Continue to rock on \m/

[@montychristo86]

1:59 - "Whadaya mean you can't tune your bass? And I thought I was on some shit..." That was frickin hilarious!!

[@Amvienttz]

+Christopher Taylor That was some good acting to be honest! xD

[@TommyLeeDepp]

Hahaha Jared, your videos are amazing! :D

[@fencingisb]

You need to pair up with davie504

[@fencingisb]

Wait you did

[@lalboihangsing1187]

But yours are not.lol

[@digitaldeathsquid3448]

0:28 Truly, that's the best impression of Glenn Fricker I've EVER seen

[@darkriff777]

This dude has the same smile as Kurt Cobain.

[@amneenja5720]

DoomPowerMetal the coincidence is mind blowing

[@Aburdity95]

brazzers level acting

[@viewingaccount9459]

+Jacob Moser hahahahah

[@Casey_S]

"I forgot to hit record, good thing we're digital right?"

[@sirkjohno0129]

audio engineers on drugs = Rick Rubin's crew for Death Magnetic.

[@shaitet]

And for "13" too.

[@bloodstaindew1888]

Tritnew ya mean like Buckcherry's 13?

[@drpibisback7680]

Megadeth's 13. The Buckcherry album is 15.

[@shaitet]

bloodstainDew It's one year later, but I meant the Black Sabbath album 13.

[@thedarkmessiah874]

dude that was crazy!!crazy?who said that?

[@DeclanTheCrow]

I got a BAAALD head

[@Elias07070]

+ScumContinual96 Bog brody 6 ayee

[@bearlittle.]

Underrated comment, that part cracked me up the most

[@lordselvhat2839]

1:43 that was a reference to the 1993 film "the crow". Best thing I've seen all day.

[@thatguyoverthere531]

Bassists on drugs

[@math6844]

SABATON!

[@AstralElephantFuzz]

+w00dmii5t3r The whole video would be of a bassist sitting in the corner drunk and crying "Why doesn't anyone care about the bass?"

[@kosycat1]

+w00dmii5t3r yeah one should be completely sober,and they still cant tune the bass

[@willschmitt7594]

Yes I was just about to post a comment

[@el_trazo]

*Phone alert* "Jared Dines has uploaded a video: Producers on Drugs" *checks time* *slide notification*

[@Norakoiram]

"Fire it up, FIRE IT UP!!" You just won the Internet, dude... (Or at least...like..mine, u know? )

[@alsak2157]

just realised that alcohol makes you dave mustaine somehow

[@TB76Returns]

Bassists on Drugs?

[@LMAN3780]

TB76 Returns That's just normal bassists.

[@jcan0822]

L-MAN Duderino I JUST SCREAMED

[@tommcglone2867]

@@LMAN3780 😆

[@emmazinke355]

And Vocalists

[@AlexH4774]

But where are the bath salts? D:

[@K4RN4GE911]

+Ivan Lunev Something tells me it would just be Jared pounding on the studio door while the band shakes in fear.

[@orlock20]

+K4RN4GE911 Here's Jared!

[@alex6629227]

+Ivan Lunev And krokodile, right?

[@jangofresh1019]

+xXx xXx Krokodil would be in the hospital due to a severe infection.

[@shagstars]

+Ivan Lunev nah, its just a cheap and more damaging version of cocaine.

[@crashzero6517]

this kinda of stuff is the icing on the cake for your you tube channel awesome stuff man keep it up :)

[@Walkietalkye]

One second shorter and the video would have been just perfect. xD

[@MikeWindisch]

+Brendon stacey Oh come on Brendon

[@Matt-cz2gv]

+Walkietalkye Yesssssss

[@MusicalPhoenix]

+Walkietalkye 420 blazeit

[@nethercheese32gamingvideos57]

Walkietalkye oh my god...

[@deathwishofauxx8806]

Tru

[@zakur0hako]

Mixed and mastered a track one night while being heavy on mdma. spent all my roll tweaking every possible thing. still one of the best sounding mix I've ever done

[@jussanother2ool]

"Fire it up" The crow reference. Nice nice

[@josephbaker169]

yeah

[@lukescapee1234]

I feel like he should really be on these drugs, then someone films the results. That would be gold.

[@TheBandFake]

I realize a lot of people won't get this, but when he said "Oh crap, my keyboard" He sounded like dodoria from DBZA..

[@Dominator1518]

krillin voice: i get it

[@MediocreRebel]

+Bob Jones It reminded me of Bubbles from TPB

[@jaynsfe8431]

+emo demon roshi voice: shut up krillin!

[@Dominator1518]

Jesse Perez krillin voice: aww Krillin owned count:1006

[@dimi966]

+Bob Jones TOKU SENTAI TOKU SENTAI

[@OddishIsDumb]

The Crow reference made me chuckle. Fire it up indeed.

[@demisemedia]

Haha.. meetthh! The ending was hilarious too.. "Ohh crap, ma keyboard. We might have to reschedule guys.. I'm sorree"!!

[@aaronbusby3752]

Loved the Crow reference. Fire it up! And the alcohol induced sadness. Great stuff.

[@tattedgenius]

"I GOT A BALD HEAD! 😂 probably my favorite most unexpected line! Awesome video Jared

[@coltontaff3640]

The Crow reference was great, a knife of nostalgia straight to my heart.

[@robertofusto1546]

One of your best video

[@darksunabove8595]

this has to be the best video you have made to date!!!

[@SaintSentry]

The more I watch these "on drugs" videos, the more I know that Jared has obviously never done drugs.

[@audreyquentin9273]

this is the best one i've seen so far. you rock, Jared ! \m/

[@NotFromSt8Farm]

ah shiiit... ahhh I forgot to hit record guys.. I'm sorryyy...

[@NotFromSt8Farm]

I can honestly say that I do shit like that when I drink

[@nestor1136]

Oh man this is probably the best video he's made in my opinion

[@hafidhx]

at last Jared on weed i've been waiting for.LOL 😂

[@-jake-mason.-]

Please do more of these vids, i LOVE em

[@MKRocker2012]

The part where you order a pizza, I lost it. like just the thought of a producer up and ordering pizza in the middle of a band tracking is just so ridiculous

[@snowbellgaming7951]

“I can taste colors I can see sound have you ever thought about the universe” I remember this Jared’s line when the weed part shows LOL

[@gageorvis7922]

Fire it up! Fire it up!

[@Viktor_Vaughn420]

Fire it up! Fire it up! Fire it up! -Love the Crow reference bro

[@zenith8417]

Just curious. (Excluding alcohol)How many of these drugs have you actually done? I'm guessing you've at least TRIED weed.

[@o0sakitin0o]

+Zenith During the making of the video he is clearly under the effect of each of the drugs he is reenacting. No joke. Stay in school.

[@JesusRojas-wu8nd]

It's been stated he doesn't do drugs, and no he doesn't do weed either. He drinks, and smokes/vapes as well, but that's it. 👍

[@saiko_1]

+Zenith He doesn't do drugs.

[@leafgoth]

I'm pretty sure he just looks up the effects on the internet

[@transcendkira]

+TheOMGbeandip I think he was making a joke.... And not an overly sarcastic or rude one at that.

[@openshores4288]

2:05 this is what happened during ...And Justice For All

[@systemofachemicalnir]

steroids was more of a "glenn fricker in a frat" thing

[@gaugebessert7617]

+Jared Dines do a how to be goregrind video like this comment if you also want to see that.

[@siegvash]

+Jared Dines true. Sometimes I wonder why choose this career

[@xxxxneoxxxx]

Priceless! You're a genius, man!

[@anarchy2356]

So do it again! I GOT A BALD HEAD!!!!!

[@WestonWrathSimmons]

Love the "fire it up" crow reference

[@DecimateTheWeak100]

I lost it at "You need to open up your mind" and "I know you guys got cookies". Lmao.

[@zdf14]

FIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP! I died. You're my hero for that one.

[@ChipCheezey]

So take steroids and become Phil Anselmo?

[@ChipCheezey]

Brendon stacey He really got fucked up by a lot of shit.

[@ChipCheezey]

Yeah man kinda sucks what happened to him.

[@Derickenbacker]

That's exactly what I thought

[@RideTheDalan89]

+Will Black Alcohol and weed hehehe and Heroin in the late 90`s i think

[@sambaker14]

Jared always does the guys who sound like they would have a "I ❤️ beer & Jesus" kinda voices so well

[@Egonzal316]

That Crow reference tho, FIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP!

[@tenrithlaurens494]

The Crow reference had me dying. This and DickeyDines, best channels ever!

[@Pang5JariSaka]

what about your camera guy on drugs

[@gabrielhole-jones2547]

+ChotBenjermin Brilliant!

[@YogDodoth]

+ChotBenjermin dat Frost

[@DestoTrading]

This was by far the most epic video you've made!!!

[@Archer2172]

Jared is a better actor than most of them these days. How do we nominate him for an Oscar?

[@fankitonkizonki]

One of the best video of Jared.

[@justynfogarty6209]

This is the best Jared Dines video yet.

[@xustavus]

the best one "oh crap ma keyboard" 4:05

[@kylereyes7320]

"Sausage" -Jared Dines for President 2020

[@danmenez]

Thank you for making this video man, it's hilarious. Just keep doing that...it's so cool...

[@DieHeartly]

I think this was the best "... on drugs" video.

[@AngelNightmarex]

The alcoholic producer reminds me of a sound engineer i knew at this shitty venue xD That was him spot on ~

[@MikeRotch11]

Kinda scary how accurate the meth one is. Reminds me of my old boss. She was crazy. Crazy? Who said that??

[@EFXOfficial]

I love these so much

[@IDONTEXIST_6]

"and i thought i was on some shit" Ive never laughed so hard before 😂😂😂😂😂

[@HavokTheAnarchist]

"I got a bald head "....makes the entire video worth it 😂

[@theamvgirlx]

Isn't the steroids one all producers? :P

[@brantheg3625]

This is possibly the greatest video you have ever made

[@Dooms98-p2k]

Notice how the guy on weed was the best one.

[@nitsua132376]

the accuracy of this is phenominal, even the little "sorry guys i forgot to record" is a little mannerism i could picture someone doing

[@berpmorph2946]

Oh, no. Yeah. It's cool. No. Take your time. Really. I've got all day.. I insist.

[@isaacramos9308]

"Fire it up!" I love the Crow reference.

[@0lderSch00l]

Fire it up!

[@spbproductions1023]

This is amazing

[@jacobmcpeak8967]

" I got a BALD head" hahah

[@BolinhoGamer1]

the most impressive is the camera, that moves exactly like you were in that state of mind

[@dai-yjamccurty116]

"1 & 2 & 3 & 4!!", I love this video

[@numberneinlarge9965]

Or, alternatively, if you're in a prog/experimental rock band: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9...14 15 16 17.

[@Zakster90]

FIRE IT UP! That was an awesome Crow reference!

[@TheSchemer1]

0:31 If Tuco was an Audio Engineer (yes I know its steroids but the sarcastic tone sounds like Tuco)

[@insertanynameyouwant5311]

Now I know that every audio engineer I met was half on steroids, half heroin

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

So the are tough and scary, then fall asleep or die in seconds?

[@insertanynameyouwant5311]

insolent and sleep are key words

[@kiairaludwig5863]

the moment I heard him say fire it up fire it up I screamed the crow that movie is my life

[@nihilisthetic]

It's 4:21 long? I'm disappointed Jared

[@kelbymiller7110]

"do you guys have any like.. chips.. cookies? I know you guys have cookies" I lost my shit

[@Unclekantus66]

During the steroids bits your arms are fucking huge. Jared "Big Beef" Dines.

[@RyanSoanesMusic]

this is my favorite video you have done by far

[@Patrick33194]

Loool this one was awesome How about fans on drugs?? xD

[@Patrick33194]

Brendon stacey then heroin would be the only drug in the video.. i think something dead or lifeless can act like it's on heroin

[@heresy1702]

+Brendon stacey someone listens to too much tool

[@Josh_bak]

Did Jared say "fire it up" as a disturbed reference.. Because if he did that was the best inside joke!

[@jamiemansfield7023]

1:41 the drug is ska

[@isaacramos9308]

Zoe Wand-Mansfield this comment fucking killed me.

[@corpsie666]

"Producer on shrooms" = 4 hour video of person watching a graphic equalizer

[@ExoSpaceMedia]

the meth bits for me are the best haha!

[@jspinks2388]

+Beojam You know it, Need some Good Yayo too haha

[@Matt.McAllister]

I love this series!

[@O5fan]

When Jared gets drunk he becomes Southern?