Cringiest Band Promos!!

Sorry for the gap in between the last upload! The JDE crew flew to Utah for a few days and I wasn't able to upload so here's some cringe for yall to make up for it!! Love you all so much!
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[@DevBownes]

I swear 'A Turtle's Last Nightmare' is the best band name I've ever heard.

[@jaybarbieri8619]

Easily

[@havoktheundeadgeneral8874]

They're singing Avenged Sevenfold 🤣 A Turtle's Last, Nightmaaaaaaaaaaaaaare

[@thomasmoriarty04]

Brutal.

[@MichaelBrown-ff3go]

My ex turtles 3rd bar mitzvah

[@rasmussten1206]

A Turtles Last Nightmare*

[@63zepedaj]

my old band's name was "STOP! I just lost my turtle"

[@annesofiedal2057]

I don't care what genre you played, I'm a fan

[@gunterderubergangster7925]

Ouch

[@user-tp4gi8gt3g]

Crabcore intensifies

[@thezenarck5509]

The only suitable band name

[@krissv3ctor512]

Mine was “Psychadelic Diaper Vipers”

[@mysteriousx3127]

Dont know why I thought the title was “cringiest band pornos”

[@elliottfiorato9852]

And is that why you clicked it?

[@mysteriousx3127]

@@elliottfiorato9852 definitely

[@ahuman9113]

I swear Jared ages backwards

[@mathiaskjrgard5284]

A band i have preformed with took a photo of the band without the bassist present. The bassist was a black guy with a bigger afro than Phil Lynott so they drew him awkwardly as a bad stick figure with a bad black marker. It was hilarious seeing the posters.

[@thunder_heads]

Omg 😂

[@vixsteriaz]

could you tell us what band? cause like i wanna see that lmao

[@Shrieqer]

Funny you mentioned all the band's with "silence" in the name from back in the day. My metal core band from 2005 was called "Behind Silence". lol

[@SlyHikari03]

2005, year of the gamer and ‘silence’.

[@FenriRock]

Hey, Live to Rise, that's my cousin Jeremiah in Red. He unfortunately passed away a few years ago

[@RoachDoggJr2112]

Sorry for your loss, man.

[@normalwhiteguy1555]

Sorry for your loss 🙏

[@pickledpeckers7789]

Fuck you you lying piss ant

[@reaper2115]

@@pickledpeckers7789 how do you know hes lying

[@pickledpeckers7789]

REAPER 211 likes that’s why

[@mothwings99]

About that second band- I actually started laughing when you said “maybe they lost one of their members” because that’s my dad in the red and he actually died of cancer in 2015. I laughed because I’ve got kind of a morbid sense of humor I now use as a coping mechanism. My dad was always promoting that band in the most cringey ways. 😂

[@zinnydin2345]

Aw that's a pretty nice memory. Were they any good?

[@mothwings99]

@@zinnydin2345Wow, never expected a reply all these years later! The drummer and guitarist were really really good. I’m sure the bassist was fine. My dad was good at his instrument but his vocals were a bit over the top 😂 No for real though, the one on the very left was a drummer for a Rush cover band before we knew him.

[@r.alford3692]

War Robots is a pretty good Band Promo if you ask me

[@martingoldblunt5163]

Reagon Alford lol

[@rcgrimes1]

i was the guy in the kittie pool... we indeed didnt have a drummer XD

[@slendergainz]

Your pfp tho

[@Luka-zi9kv]

Kiddie*

[@SupremeSupport]

Sure.

[@big_man_]

Damn Jared used to be a thicc boi. Now he is a 🅱uff 🅱oi

[@astroboi6632]

Jimmy gow eh not even close to buff

[@wiseguy9202]

Not a weird observation at all. Perfectly normal for one man to swoon over another in todays day and age.

[@Koragh_]

404 beard not found

[@tastyfresh9676]

Now a Fluff boi*

[@fishseagull8504]

Stacie Westray woah slow it down there bud

[@dakotadeathmetal7989]

Sees tractor: oh must be from Wisconsin. As someone from Wisconsin I can say that this happens

[@parkerstyers4812]

Retitle the video "Two guys with band names "For the Likes of You" and Rest, Repose" ironically make fun of other peoples band names

[@crowing3886]

Parker Styers that definitely popped in my head lol

[@SupremeSupport]

You need to work on your quotation marks, just saying

[@NoName-kh4yq]

It's band promos, specifically pictures, lol. Not really names.

[@carpediem9104]

"Two guys with band names 'For The Likes Of You' and 'Rest, Repose' ironically make fun of other people's band names" there

[@metfan4l]

Nice *FALLUJAH* t-shirt!

[@noctali8049]

first thing that crossed my mind as the video started. and top comment

[@mikek3927]

Triple M yea fucking love Fallujah

[@Martell276]

Can't like this enough. +1 for Fallujah

[@99EKjohn]

curious, whats the band website and why did they think it was a good idea to name themselves after an area in Iraq that has had so much violence and news articles written about it that it is impossible to find their fucking site.

[@ae86hachi]

PinKushin An utterly retarded marketing strategy if there ever was one.

[@guitarmichael]

A Turtle's Last Nightmare would be the perfect band for father dickey. This whole vid was great btw. Hilarious haha

[@yonikup2865]

Always nice to see the notification saying The DickeyDines Show have uploaded a video!

[@elijahfranksson775]

Fr

[@slipknotrules6662]

Yoni Kup always yes my brother dickeydines for life

[@therestingmitchface6241]

All the R,R members went to your face because they know you're the only reason they're relevant

[@srvthesheep4682]

Munchell360 aw

[@halatcibarmen]

Oof

[@daniwest1370]

Fluf is prety big also

[@nkjagshenry]

I wish I knew about this, i have a pretty bad photo somewhere deep on my Instagram 😂

[@thisisntguy]

Probosquadhenry same. I hope there is another one so I can get roasted lol

[@Peanut08522]

7:45 Jared I can vouch for a Wisconsinite, that is exactly how death-metal bands in Wisconsin make their promos.

[@purplesandwich0113]

Nice thing to watch after coming home from a stressful school day. Thanks dudes!!!

[@MegAnCheese957]

My first band had several levels of names.. It started as Toxic daggers, then The toxix, Toxic bubblegum, and then the last name before we broke up.. Captian animal and the oreo eating bubbasteves 😂

[@loganpatrick5244]

Been waiting for this bad boi to drop for like a week

[@davegdm954]

I love how jared knows what an international tractor is

[@deeboii1261]

I'm glad you posted I had a shitty day

[@MugsyJames]

Thank you for pronouncing my last name right😂 I’m so glad I finally commented on one of those posts

[@DGhost-ki6fd]

I used to have that mask, it's from Rob Zombie's remake of Halloween when Michael Myers escapes Smith's Grove Sanitarium.

[@sirzack0002]

A new song by For The Likes of You, AND a new DickeyDines episode! Today is Paradise!

[@blackllistd5752]

I love how when you comment on other peoples cringe or embarrassments or mistakes, you also include your own. Makes me not feel so bad about my own knowing others went through it to.

[@mirco_agash7469]

9:34 This Dude does'nt look like Austin. This Dude IS Austin.

[@Not.Sorrow]

Mirco The Lone Wolf doesn’t*

[@v1ncereal454]

@@Not.Sorrow correction *doesn't*

[@lemon_boy5246]

@@Not.Sorrow nerd

[@bakriproductions8293]

hahaha thanks for putting our band on here jared funny asf - signs of omnicide bassist

[@ryanhedge3587]

Just checked your band out it is really good

[@Croissantrophy.meme.channel]

the "official" thing is because sometimes the name is taken by other band/company/what ever and it's just to keep the same name but have a different "fan" page.

[@Comeclarity5555]

I think they touched on that because the band only had like 200 views, just seems a little pretentious or unnecessary.

[@LordScottPwn]

6 days, I was starting to have withdrawals

[@genderqueergorehound]

Respect for the Nekrogoblikon mention.

[@fozza3232]

Genderqueer Gorehound fuck Yea! Nekrogoblikon are sick!

[@ShadowRealmGame]

When DickeyDines uploads a new video. WE. NEED. MORE.

[@deamon506]

Jared with shorter hair and a full beard actually is a good aesthetic for you

[@chito651]

Caleb Mathis he looks 35 in that old band promo

[@elkiensad7003]

no it’s not

[@lopaosnajsfjsdabfaj2959]

the dickey goatee makes moist im actually loving it pls keep it austin

[@onslaughtofterrorJW]

Clicked so quick love every video

[@tdegner3544]

Was having a panic attack and this video was so fuckin funny it snapped me out of it. Thank you.

[@hooknworm8119]

"That's a solid number cotton" shit had me dying laughing

[@prodatomic]

8:38 the guitarist looks like someone gave their baby to a scientist and he genetically mutated it to look like Ozzy and Slash

[@lastofthebrohicans4998]

That's funny nobody noticed they're all girls dressed like dudes. Accept the far right is a dude in a dress and wig

[@mattboselli1099]

Good stuff. So Austin I didn't know you liked Fallujah that's awesome brother and you're the man thank you for this piece

[@happysteve4989]

This was funny. You should do a part 2

[@acidrain812]

2:56 I think that guy on the far right is wearing a replica of the paper mache mask Micheal Meyers wore for a bit in the Halloween remake

[@resurecter6667]

Acid Rain it was actually just a shitty paper-maché death mask he made in school and painted bright ass orange lol

[@acidrain812]

John Timmons I mean MM did the same exact shit in the movie lol it was a shitty paper mache mask painted bright orange

[@unidentifiablegamer8192]

Looks just like that

[@DoujaCatYT]

If you guys are still doing this I would love to share some of my old bands promos!

[@Mr.Goldbar]

I see a Line 6 amp behind you WHERE IS GLENN WHEN WE NEED HIM?

[@apanapandottir205]

Probably yelling at a cloud somwhere.

[@Mr.Goldbar]

Apan Apandottir a cloud with a degree in piano

[@braydenxwhelan1490]

2:57 Band members in picture (from left to right) -random member of weezer -Stevie O -Maynard J. Keenan -Wes Borland

[@ianmoloney4579]

Awesome videos lads keep it up

[@somebodyNobody5112]

are we not gonna mention the guy in the ski mask standing behind Beetlejuice?

[@martin_dimitrov9756]

I like u and ur content Jared. Ur the best

[@dwightschrute4322]

I like the new background lighting its much better then the blue give your cameraman a raise 💰

[@journeythecrab493]

The funny thing is that Signs of Omnicide slaps like really fucking hard and the cargo shorts helped that’s for sure

[@dabob720]

a lot of these are unironically great, ESPECIALLY the kiddie pool one. would make a great self-titled album cover.

[@slipknotrules2051]

Jared’s laugh is classic!

[@vintagejm]

Austin is the only reason I'm still subscribed.

[@ioanakat]

I actually thought the intro was a band promotion fail and was almost laughing

[@joecormier8894]

My first highschool band I played drums in was called force of silence. Hahaha silence was popular

[@ShadowFireBurst]

The first video I watch when I wake up not bothered to go to school

[@thewolfden4680]

Jared!??!? Lolololol the cut off shorts wtf.hahahahahah what where u thinking brotha???

[@thewalrusdragon9579]

The "Untitled Song 1, etc" comment reminded me of the first like 3 years of my first (serious) bands existence. We were from South Mississippi, and there are aren't a lot of qualified metal vocalists around so we didn't have any lyrics for several years so the songs were titled 1-XX from their chronological creation. It got weird after you have like 3 albums worth of music and the songs are titled as numbers...

[@Gitarrist85]

I was in a band called "Breakdown to Silence" back in the day. My city is not that big but there was a band called "Two Inches Silence" at the same time in that city. People booking us always got confused. Sometimes they've got things wrong and either my band or the other was falsly booked. But we were doing punk/hardcore and the other one did metalcore 😅 So sometimes you've had punk at a metal show or the other way around 😂

[@remissionpgh637]

Wow 9:30. #roasted. We love you guys. Also, from now on when we release anything we're going to put cringy text bars above and below our videos that say "Hey Jared Dines, remember us?" With an unnecessary amount of fire emojis as an added flair. Thank you for reading this, and yes, his face looked like that because he was constipated.

[@idka955]

the bands found in the video that I managed (presumably, I don't know if they are actually them except those of Spotify) to find on: Spotify: 1) Signs Of Omnicide: open.spotify.com/artist/5Pe14RbhRow8Id2xEfvWiB?si=3e30RYkwSo6kKt5OQpuvVQ 2) Familiar With Failure: open.spotify.com/artist/7aYUyIAMtsn90LwzHqDGuS?si=1D9Sn0jLReespxhEn_EWag 3) The Gimps: open.spotify.com/artist/6vVRCOylyLAHs4YQaYAi5Q?si=g7jKpvmvRAWlLAHztRQnzQ 4) Allantide: open.spotify.com/artist/2cLrtaKrHcm67iO5TK8NQz?si=PQhgqg8oRzCDyJVT1PmzmA KZbin: 1) A Turtles Last Nightmare EP Album (with their facebook and instagram link in the video): kzbin.info/www/bejne/fl6mlGqHgLyil9U 2) Dead Enemies (it's probably not the band that appears in Jared's video but I like to imagine they sound like that at this point as I have no other choice): kzbin.info/www/bejne/o4atc4mHnraBorc 3) Eyeless Abomination (this is the only song released by a band that has the same name as the one in this video (but idk if it's the same band) on KZbin: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rHebdmqMnrBlmtk as for the others I would have liked to stalk on the Facebook accounts mentioned in the video but I don't have Facebook, so ... GOOD SEARCH

[@michaelgarcia8947]

I’m getting a good mythical morning vibe here

[@ourlastdyingregret121]

The worst band name ive ever heard of was the art of silence I can only imagine that band going on stage and not doing a single thing. You wouldnt even hear crickets!

[@SlyHikari03]

That reminds me of the band name “art of noise”.

[@ChrisFluentMusic]

Hahah A Turtles Last Nightmare reminds me of my friends band Take A Spin Down Rainbow Road but they are nintendocore style. But sound pretty good like different.

[@Slevinlobell]

Did u put the Spider Line 6 up there as a joke Jared??? Lol😂😂😂

[@MrMusiclover1222]

Now we need the other version, GREATEST band promos

[@edgyusername4191]

6:59 Look at that absolute unit.

[@Eeyoresmetal]

I want that explorer in the back Jared... give it now.

[@RedmarKerkhof]

Haha yeah I've had band photos like that. We've all been there.

[@trialbystone2532]

*picture of 4 people* "Is that me in the middle?"

[@kayyyy4.32]

Fuuuhhh my middle school deathmetal band was called Surrounded By Silence, and it was the only band I was in that required me to play a 7 string guitar. We were so bad, man

[@topsnek9384]

"Without a Title" is legendary lmao

[@silsalsoful]

Nice, the plate is fixed!! Thanks for that!!!

[@miklosbremer3120]

The new Gus G Fearless album cover looks great, and he has his signature guitar in the picture.

[@cr652]

Please do more of this lol

[@levijohn10]

My band in high school was called Without A Title definitely hit me hard.

[@jmathk]

If i were to take a band photo, i would have to copy and paste myself 4 times cause im the only one in it.

[@maxxjuckett2429]

My first band was deadass SILENCED Anarchy... Silent and all of its derifitives were fire back in the day

[@buster38011]

The thumbs up willy wonka guy was the coolest one out of them all... including you two

[@somewhatultra7162]

“Look at homies socks” had be fucking rooollliing XD

[@somespeedbikefreak9244]

I Love how he had a Line-6 Amplifier instead of a real amplifier head.

[@SlyHikari03]

A turtles last nightmare sounds like a Mario style doom level name

[@unidentifiablegamer8192]

Right now I’m in a one man band nu metal project called UNMITIGATED RECALCITRANT

[@FlynnApollo]

Lmao my first band was called Black Rose Immortals, I’m currently under the name “Heavy Pet”

[@tompeppard5146]

I feel like starting a band with the genre cringe core where legit all we are is utter cringe

[@poser_disposer]

I actually like the without a title promo shot haha

[@TheRyanTitan]

Jordan and I joined ATLN after it was named that. Kenny, Dylan, Hugo the first 3 members put their favorite 3 movies together. The Last Samurai. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and The Nightmare before Christmas. That’s how they came up with that name lmao

[@dovlaBass]

great lightning, colors are awesome

[@DeceasedTomato]

Dang the lighting in this is sick

[@ToaGatanuva]

I'm having a great day. Discovered a new band, and bought two new records

[@jimmyginseng]

Nice. Good shit to wake up to this morning

[@damianquesada9818]

That ski mask guy in the last one is gonna give me nightmares

[@RedrumVideoProductns]

The photo of the kids with the kiddie pool would have been dope up close with a fisheye or wide angle lens.

[@nickolasevans636]

My band is named “Sunday Silence” (literally the bass players street name)

[@krisisplauged]

I checked out the band A TURTLE's LAST NIGHTMARE, and it's like prepubescent 36 Crazy Fists

[@Fawnsaffron]

i had heartburn watching this

[@luckero7959]

Names a band silence Proceeds to play music

[@meganhoppie1787]

I can't fucking wait to see yall in utah

[@Nell-r0se]

Literally the first one was at the middle school i used to go to.