Cringiest Band Promos!!

[@DevBownes]

I swear 'A Turtle's Last Nightmare' is the best band name I've ever heard.

[@jaybarbieri8619]

Easily

[@havoktheundeadgeneral8874]

They're singing Avenged Sevenfold 🤣 A Turtle's Last, Nightmaaaaaaaaaaaaaare

[@thomasmoriarty04]

Brutal.

[@MichaelBrown-ff3go]

My ex turtles 3rd bar mitzvah

[@rasmussten1206]

A Turtles Last Nightmare*

[@63zepedaj]

my old band's name was "STOP! I just lost my turtle"

[@annesofiedal2057]

I don't care what genre you played, I'm a fan

[@gunterderubergangster7925]

Ouch

[@小琰-j2l]

Crabcore intensifies

[@thezenarck5509]

The only suitable band name

[@krissv3ctor512]

Mine was “Psychadelic Diaper Vipers”

[@mysteriousx3127]

Dont know why I thought the title was “cringiest band pornos”

[@elliottfiorato9852]

And is that why you clicked it?

[@mysteriousx3127]

@@elliottfiorato9852 definitely

[@mathiaskjrgard5284]

A band i have preformed with took a photo of the band without the bassist present. The bassist was a black guy with a bigger afro than Phil Lynott so they drew him awkwardly as a bad stick figure with a bad black marker. It was hilarious seeing the posters.

[@thunder_heads]

Omg 😂

[@vixsteriaz]

could you tell us what band? cause like i wanna see that lmao

[@Shrieqer]

Funny you mentioned all the band's with "silence" in the name from back in the day. My metal core band from 2005 was called "Behind Silence". lol

[@SlyHikari03]

2005, year of the gamer and ‘silence’.

[@FenriRock]

Hey, Live to Rise, that's my cousin Jeremiah in Red. He unfortunately passed away a few years ago

[@RoachDoggJr2112]

Sorry for your loss, man.

[@normalwhiteguy1555]

Sorry for your loss 🙏

[@pickledpeckers7789]

Fuck you you lying piss ant

[@reaper2115]

@@pickledpeckers7789 how do you know hes lying

[@pickledpeckers7789]

REAPER 211 likes that’s why

[@ahuman9113]

I swear Jared ages backwards

[@rcgrimes1]

i was the guy in the kittie pool... we indeed didnt have a drummer XD

[@slendergainz]

Your pfp tho

[@Luka-zi9kv]

Kiddie*

[@SupremeSupport]

Sure.

[@bakriproductions8293]

hahaha thanks for putting our band on here jared funny asf - signs of omnicide bassist

[@ryanhedge3587]

Just checked your band out it is really good

[@dakotadeathmetal7989]

Sees tractor: oh must be from Wisconsin. As someone from Wisconsin I can say that this happens

[@r.alford3692]

War Robots is a pretty good Band Promo if you ask me

[@ReviewBigCheese200]

Reagon Alford lol

[@mothwings99]

About that second band- I actually started laughing when you said “maybe they lost one of their members” because that’s my dad in the red and he actually died of cancer in 2015. I laughed because I’ve got kind of a morbid sense of humor I now use as a coping mechanism. My dad was always promoting that band in the most cringey ways. 😂

[@zinnydin2345]

Aw that's a pretty nice memory. Were they any good?

[@mothwings99]

@@zinnydin2345Wow, never expected a reply all these years later! The drummer and guitarist were really really good. I’m sure the bassist was fine. My dad was good at his instrument but his vocals were a bit over the top 😂 No for real though, the one on the very left was a drummer for a Rush cover band before we knew him.

[@big_man_]

Damn Jared used to be a thicc boi. Now he is a 🅱uff 🅱oi

[@astroboi6632]

Jimmy gow eh not even close to buff

[@wiseguy9202]

Not a weird observation at all. Perfectly normal for one man to swoon over another in todays day and age.

[@Koragh_]

404 beard not found

[@tastyfresh9676]

Now a Fluff boi*

[@fishseagull8504]

Stacie Westray woah slow it down there bud

[@yonikup2865]

Always nice to see the notification saying The DickeyDines Show have uploaded a video!

[@elijahfranksson775]

Fr

[@slipknotrules6662]

Yoni Kup always yes my brother dickeydines for life

[@parkerstyers4812]

Retitle the video "Two guys with band names "For the Likes of You" and Rest, Repose" ironically make fun of other peoples band names

[@crowing3886]

Parker Styers that definitely popped in my head lol

[@SupremeSupport]

You need to work on your quotation marks, just saying

[@NoName-kh4yq]

It's band promos, specifically pictures, lol. Not really names.

[@carpediem9104]

"Two guys with band names 'For The Likes Of You' and 'Rest, Repose' ironically make fun of other people's band names" there

[@deamon506]

Jared with shorter hair and a full beard actually is a good aesthetic for you

[@chito651]

Caleb Mathis he looks 35 in that old band promo

[@elkiensad7003]

no it’s not

[@therestingmitchface6241]

All the R,R members went to your face because they know you're the only reason they're relevant

[@srvthesheep4682]

Munchell360 aw

[@halatcibarmen]

Oof

[@daniwest1370]

Fluf is prety big also

[@guitarmichael]

A Turtle's Last Nightmare would be the perfect band for father dickey. This whole vid was great btw. Hilarious haha

[@davegdm954]

I love how jared knows what an international tractor is

[@Peanut08522]

7:45 Jared I can vouch for a Wisconsinite, that is exactly how death-metal bands in Wisconsin make their promos.

[@metfan4l]

Nice *FALLUJAH* t-shirt!

[@noctali8049]

first thing that crossed my mind as the video started. and top comment

[@mikek3927]

Triple M yea fucking love Fallujah

[@Martell276]

Can't like this enough. +1 for Fallujah

[@99EKjohn]

curious, whats the band website and why did they think it was a good idea to name themselves after an area in Iraq that has had so much violence and news articles written about it that it is impossible to find their fucking site.

[@ae86hachi]

PinKushin An utterly retarded marketing strategy if there ever was one.

[@Croissantrophy.meme.channel]

the "official" thing is because sometimes the name is taken by other band/company/what ever and it's just to keep the same name but have a different "fan" page.

[@Comeclarity5555]

I think they touched on that because the band only had like 200 views, just seems a little pretentious or unnecessary.

[@hooknworm8119]

"That's a solid number cotton" shit had me dying laughing

[@MugsyJames]

Thank you for pronouncing my last name right😂 I’m so glad I finally commented on one of those posts

[@acidrain812]

2:56 I think that guy on the far right is wearing a replica of the paper mache mask Micheal Meyers wore for a bit in the Halloween remake

[@resurecter6667]

Acid Rain it was actually just a shitty paper-maché death mask he made in school and painted bright ass orange lol

[@acidrain812]

John Timmons I mean MM did the same exact shit in the movie lol it was a shitty paper mache mask painted bright orange

[@unidentifiablegamer8192]

Looks just like that

[@nkjagshenry]

I wish I knew about this, i have a pretty bad photo somewhere deep on my Instagram 😂

[@thisisntguy]

Probosquadhenry same. I hope there is another one so I can get roasted lol

[@mirco_agash7469]

9:34 This Dude does'nt look like Austin. This Dude IS Austin.

[@Not.Sorrow]

Mirco The Lone Wolf doesn’t*

[@v1ncereal454]

@@Not.Sorrow correction *doesn't*

[@lemon_boy5246]

@@Not.Sorrow nerd

[@MegAnCheese957]

My first band had several levels of names.. It started as Toxic daggers, then The toxix, Toxic bubblegum, and then the last name before we broke up.. Captian animal and the oreo eating bubbasteves 😂

[@blackllistd5752]

I love how when you comment on other peoples cringe or embarrassments or mistakes, you also include your own. Makes me not feel so bad about my own knowing others went through it to.

[@deeboii1261]

I'm glad you posted I had a shitty day

[@LordScottPwn]

6 days, I was starting to have withdrawals

[@braydenxwhelan1490]

2:57 Band members in picture (from left to right) -random member of weezer -Stevie O -Maynard J. Keenan -Wes Borland

[@loganpatrick5244]

Been waiting for this bad boi to drop for like a week

[@Mr.Goldbar]

I see a Line 6 amp behind you WHERE IS GLENN WHEN WE NEED HIM?

[@apanapandottir205]

Probably yelling at a cloud somwhere.

[@Mr.Goldbar]

Apan Apandottir a cloud with a degree in piano

[@DGhost-ki6fd]

I used to have that mask, it's from Rob Zombie's remake of Halloween when Michael Myers escapes Smith's Grove Sanitarium.

[@purplesandwich0113]

Nice thing to watch after coming home from a stressful school day. Thanks dudes!!!

[@tdegner3544]

Was having a panic attack and this video was so fuckin funny it snapped me out of it. Thank you.

[@remissionpgh637]

Wow 9:30. #roasted. We love you guys. Also, from now on when we release anything we're going to put cringy text bars above and below our videos that say "Hey Jared Dines, remember us?" With an unnecessary amount of fire emojis as an added flair. Thank you for reading this, and yes, his face looked like that because he was constipated.

[@trialbystone2532]

*picture of 4 people* "Is that me in the middle?"

[@sirzack0002]

A new song by For The Likes of You, AND a new DickeyDines episode! Today is Paradise!

[@ioanakat]

I actually thought the intro was a band promotion fail and was almost laughing

[@somebodyNobody5112]

are we not gonna mention the guy in the ski mask standing behind Beetlejuice?

[@tompeppard5146]

I feel like starting a band with the genre cringe core where legit all we are is utter cringe

[@idka955]

the bands found in the video that I managed (presumably, I don't know if they are actually them except those of Spotify) to find on: Spotify: 1) Signs Of Omnicide: open.spotify.com/artist/5Pe14RbhRow8Id2xEfvWiB?si=3e30RYkwSo6kKt5OQpuvVQ 2) Familiar With Failure: open.spotify.com/artist/7aYUyIAMtsn90LwzHqDGuS?si=1D9Sn0jLReespxhEn_EWag 3) The Gimps: open.spotify.com/artist/6vVRCOylyLAHs4YQaYAi5Q?si=g7jKpvmvRAWlLAHztRQnzQ 4) Allantide: open.spotify.com/artist/2cLrtaKrHcm67iO5TK8NQz?si=PQhgqg8oRzCDyJVT1PmzmA KZbin: 1) A Turtles Last Nightmare EP Album (with their facebook and instagram link in the video): kzbin.info/www/bejne/fl6mlGqHgLyil9U 2) Dead Enemies (it's probably not the band that appears in Jared's video but I like to imagine they sound like that at this point as I have no other choice): kzbin.info/www/bejne/o4atc4mHnraBorc 3) Eyeless Abomination (this is the only song released by a band that has the same name as the one in this video (but idk if it's the same band) on KZbin: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rHebdmqMnrBlmtk as for the others I would have liked to stalk on the Facebook accounts mentioned in the video but I don't have Facebook, so ... GOOD SEARCH

[@ourlastdyingregret121]

The worst band name ive ever heard of was the art of silence I can only imagine that band going on stage and not doing a single thing. You wouldnt even hear crickets!

[@SlyHikari03]

That reminds me of the band name “art of noise”.

[@baptistsaint2]

Names a band silence Proceeds to play music

[@somewhatultra7162]

“Look at homies socks” had be fucking rooollliing XD

[@CatjiraYT]

If you guys are still doing this I would love to share some of my old bands promos!

[@dabob720]

a lot of these are unironically great, ESPECIALLY the kiddie pool one. would make a great self-titled album cover.

[@jandaris7214]

I can confirm that is NOT wisconsin death metal promos. We like to stand menacingly dOwNtOWn

[@lopaosnajsfjsdabfaj2959]

the dickey goatee makes moist im actually loving it pls keep it austin

[@topsnek9384]

"Without a Title" is legendary lmao

[@zexcalitrash]

8:45 the bassist looks like ozzy after snorting 5 lines of ants

[@somespeedbikefreak9244]

I Love how he had a Line-6 Amplifier instead of a real amplifier head.

[@jmathk]

If i were to take a band photo, i would have to copy and paste myself 4 times cause im the only one in it.

[@krabmeat]

Austins fuckin face when he saw "The Gimps". XD shaking with laughter. And his reaction to "A Turtles Last Nightmare". "😳 OH!"

[@Gitarrist85]

I was in a band called "Breakdown to Silence" back in the day. My city is not that big but there was a band called "Two Inches Silence" at the same time in that city. People booking us always got confused. Sometimes they've got things wrong and either my band or the other was falsly booked. But we were doing punk/hardcore and the other one did metalcore 😅 So sometimes you've had punk at a metal show or the other way around 😂

[@M1legion]

When DickeyDines uploads a new video. WE. NEED. MORE.

[@edgyusername4191]

6:59 Look at that absolute unit.

[@ShadowFireBurst]

The first video I watch when I wake up not bothered to go to school

[@brandoncausey645]

What's cringey is the way Jared wears his hat with his hair like some sort of Pokemon character

[@dwightschrute4322]

I like the new background lighting its much better then the blue give your cameraman a raise 💰

[@tylerbaker6189]

I KNOW THE DUDES FROM DEAD ENEMIES AND I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY WATER I WASNT EXPECTING THAT LMAOOOO

[@ToaGatanuva]

I'm having a great day. Discovered a new band, and bought two new records

[@journeythecrab493]

The funny thing is that Signs of Omnicide slaps like really fucking hard and the cargo shorts helped that’s for sure

[@Eeyoresmetal]

I want that explorer in the back Jared... give it now.

[@thewolfden4680]

Jared!??!? Lolololol the cut off shorts wtf.hahahahahah what where u thinking brotha???

[@liam.yurr357]

Austin: better not catch no twenty year olds in here. Me: bet that's not the fisrt time he said that

[@SlyHikari03]

A turtles last nightmare sounds like a Mario style doom level name

[@mexlo1001]

5:30 The term for the hat you're looking for is either Ushanka or here in Finland "Karvalakki"

[@TheRyanTitan]

Jordan and I joined ATLN after it was named that. Kenny, Dylan, Hugo the first 3 members put their favorite 3 movies together. The Last Samurai. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and The Nightmare before Christmas. That’s how they came up with that name lmao

[@ddub1253]

Jared roasts himself with his laughing style. dick is unroastable he just seems generally cool

[@thewalrusdragon9579]

The "Untitled Song 1, etc" comment reminded me of the first like 3 years of my first (serious) bands existence. We were from South Mississippi, and there are aren't a lot of qualified metal vocalists around so we didn't have any lyrics for several years so the songs were titled 1-XX from their chronological creation. It got weird after you have like 3 albums worth of music and the songs are titled as numbers...

[@michaelgarcia8947]

I’m getting a good mythical morning vibe here

[@KawiMusician]

Did u put the Spider Line 6 up there as a joke Jared??? Lol😂😂😂

[@PhaseRabbit]

Lmao my first band was called Black Rose Immortals, I’m currently under the name “Heavy Pet”

[@TheAcenightcreeper]

“never trust a man who tucks his ears inside his hat”-George Washington, during his address to the newly formed continental congress...

[@sidrad]

Did anyone else notice that Danny Villarreal just photoshopped the SAME PAIR OF CARGO SHORTS four times?

[@jg932]

6:59 - Is no one going to mention that the guy on the left is the size of a FUCKING HOUSE!!!

[@joecormier8894]

My first highschool band I played drums in was called force of silence. Hahaha silence was popular

[@mattboselli1099]

Good stuff. So Austin I didn't know you liked Fallujah that's awesome brother and you're the man thank you for this piece

[@wingwangtingtang]

Is it bad that I'm 25 mad I've just started my first band this year?

[@itsgrzlyszn]

Now we need the other version, GREATEST band promos

[@slipknotrules2051]

Jared’s laugh is classic!

[@Kaynless96]

That moment when Jared looks like Danny Worsnop on his promo photo xD

[@kris.bloom1666]

I checked out the band A TURTLE's LAST NIGHTMARE, and it's like prepubescent 36 Crazy Fists

[@levijohn10]

My band in high school was called Without A Title definitely hit me hard.

[@buster38011]

The thumbs up willy wonka guy was the coolest one out of them all... including you two

[@vintagejm]

Austin is the only reason I'm still subscribed.

[@serpentstudios7768]

Good thing I'm not in a band tho.

[@xxMpEGxx]

I have one request: could Jared move that Macbook to the middle so that Austin doesnt have to stretch his way to the display? xD Yes I have issues. Thank you!

[@RedrumVideoProductns]

The photo of the kids with the kiddie pool would have been dope up close with a fisheye or wide angle lens.

[@kayyyy4.32]

Fuuuhhh my middle school deathmetal band was called Surrounded By Silence, and it was the only band I was in that required me to play a 7 string guitar. We were so bad, man

[@damianquesada9818]

That ski mask guy in the last one is gonna give me nightmares

[@TheCreedGames1]

9:33 It looks like Jonah Hill and Austin molded into one being Also, 10:56 I have that actual Beetlejuice in my storage unit.

[@poser_disposer]

I actually like the without a title promo shot haha

[@chasebuccaran8447]

Why did “without a title” remind me of Blink-182’s “Song 2”

[@declannichols5163]

Blink-182? You sure?

[@chasebuccaran8447]

Declan Nichols idk it reminded me of song 2 why? Not a fucking clue

[@a1t3rn4t3]

5:12 me thinking STRAWS?!😂

[@DarkDemnFrmHell]

Speaking of cringe, I see that spider on the right behind you!

[@JeremiahMcComas]

Just came by to see how many of The Dickey Dines shows simple minded fans felt the reason to post something about Djent or War Robots.

[@MatterOfFire]

well now I've seen at least one ;)

[@DarkVileScream]

Jeremiah McComas what about djent robots?!