10 spicy questions (answered)

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[@SatelliteRacing]

Tony looks like he just had a traumatic experience on a crab fishing boat.

[@desidadevoid]

Satellite Racing Dude everyone died that day. .

[@peskyknight94]

😂

[@ep6808]

Satellite Racing Specific but true

[@lukedavies9708]

He's chewing the leg of the children to his enemies

[@mynamejosh5536]

Find out next week on Deadliest Catch

[@themightymcb7310]

Jared you literally performed on stage with Trivium and Suicide Silence, and you invented the teehee meme, and a go-kart is your first thought for the coolest thing you've done?

[@sike8156]

He also played with Breaking Benjamin

[@JMPK23]

@@sike8156 ok that grinds my gears. Austin has mentioned on so many occasions how much Jared is hard for BB.

[@Sanity1532]

Watch the bous

[@scottyhester1]

Y'all could literally just sit around telling stories for an hour and I would be happy

[@elijahfranksson775]

Fr

[@Sanity1532]

Sweetie

[@groundhog3051]

Boy have I got news for you lol

[@jacobshoop5640]

Is no one gonna comment about how Tony was chewing on a floss pick the whole time

[@indigogirl994]

DocRock Eww! I just realized that!

[@bumpkin2539]

Dude i was fucking cringing the whole time

[@towelie5127]

thanks for saying that in a much more timid way than i could.

[@videl1528]

lol it also fell on the ground

[@bradleyhorn4249]

I see a lot of people doing that? It’s kinda weird but then again if he has ADHD or something it just keeps him occupied.

[@throughalfanoir7302]

Jared seems like that nice guy who tries to involve everyone in the conversation idk

[@thongwater9820]

Best wifi: WuTangLan

[@FullMetalcoreJojo]

You know it's going to be a good story when Dickey adjusts his snap-back

[@WasteofSpace13]

Funniest WiFi name I’ve seen is definitely “My couch pulls out, I don’t”

[@HAZKIN_Official]

LOLLL Austin's story about his parents in the shower

[@psychochicken9535]

Justin Haskin No wonder he is the way he is.

[@deathstartswithyou4534]

Love your band dude

[@HAZKIN_Official]

Thanks dude!

[@shamirvr]

That was Hella screwed.. (literally... "screwed" ) 🤣🤣🤣

[@borbleborb4586]

*j u s t t u r n y o u r h e a d b u d d y*

[@markanthony5622]

One time I named my wifi "FBI Surveillance Van #3"

[@treyhunter7541]

Mark Anthony mine still is 😂😂, then my neighbor made theirs NSA surveillance van

[@Rizboy02]

I was on a highway and I was fucking around with my iPhone settings and I found a WiFi called “NSA Surveillance Van”

[@Insomniacnerd3]

Mine is deadpool surveillance van lmao

[@c.e.f4916]

That's what my hotspot is called (except #7) except the thing is, I actually drive a van........

[@kegonpegs2833]

no bullshit my old neighborhood had FBI VAN 1. needless to say no one ever tried to use it

[@psychochicken9535]

Best Wi-Fi name I saw was: It hurts when I.P.

[@sowelilili]

that reminds me of a Nirvana song lol

[@cadeoneal8137]

My neighbor had a Wi-Fi was nigga get your own wifi

[@fiftysecwithoutza]

Avery dont ask Mexican seafood :)

[@Mr.Maritime]

robot chicken

[@Daily_Bassist]

My WiFi was called Pretty Fly For a WiFi

[@gregorysilva6592]

How did all three of you guys meet ? Is there any cool stories about that?

[@TheDickeyDinesShow]

Jared & Myslef (Austin) had been friends for awhile and when Jared started Rest, Repose with Fluff, Fluff posted an ad looking for a guitarist and Tony auditioned. Once he started coming around more it didn't take long for us to all become great bros.

[@bloxbrodoesvideos5463]

@@TheDickeyDinesShow lol myslef, sorry not sorry

[@stardust7920042]

Maybe it because I'm east coast but I couldn't tell you were saying giraffe at first.couldn't figure out what a draff room was haha

[@Marcjamesdubois]

I feel you on that, I say it way different being from jersey

[@dudeudontknow341]

I’m west coast and I thought he said draff

[@prashantsarkar821]

I'm from India. Also thought they were saying draff.

[@khoshekh5668]

Cats aren't the problem. They're the answer!

[@johannas8284]

Funniest WiFi name I’ve seen: “Scream hail Satan for password”

[@yzad666]

John Wilkes Booth's brother saved Abraham Lincoln's son from getting hit by a train.

[@ThisIsGOKKAR]

I couldn't decide whether to save this video to watch during dinner or while pooping, but then I saw the length of the video. I poop now.

[@kat2513]

True 👏Friends👏 Tell👏 You👏 When 👏You 👏Have 👏A 👏Boogie.

[@cjalmighty]

My friends Wi-Fi used to be named "Pretty Fly For A Wi-Fi"

[@adamridds978]

cjalmighty genius!

[@dylanschmeichel2008]

i saw 2 funny wifi names. Edgy and Cool, and fucktrump. best names ever.

[@dillondavis9631]

One time i was walking by an apartment complex and one of the WiFi names was "get off my lawn".

[@frostyyart]

one of the wifis at a hotel i was staying at was called "We Can Hear You Having Sex" lmao

[@billylemart]

I heard the cowbell part the second I saw that

[@guitarheroaero3451]

Here's a weird law: if you and your dog decide to nuke San Francisco, you will only be fined $500. It's also illegal to push a live moose out of a moving plane in Alaska. My friend and I got pretty bored at college orientation and started looking this shit up.

[@brapcast]

"I like androgyne names"- so if anyone hears you screaming "andy" in the bedroom you can play it off.

[@bhuiafuibawerf]

"I just didn't pull out at the right time." -- That's what Tony's dad said, too. REKT

[@acewatson6161]

"Spice it up daddyo" 😂😂😂

[@djenty_mc_djent_face8256]

Imagine golf when drunk. It would slowly turn into a sword fight

[@cidsephtis2273]

Drunken Curling..the possibilities for insanity are endless....

[@lordoftheelements2112]

😂🤣

[@ThisIsGOKKAR]

Drunk Nascar

[@alyusdickey9561]

ThisIsGOKKAR lmao, thats the first thing i thought of

[@d.o.1554]

Insn't regular Nascar the same as drunk Nascar?

[@c.e.f4916]

Shit, I didn't see that you already said this. Srry.

[@kadenkugan3815]

Smashed nascar

[@dadsson4013]

What's the difference?

[@alyusdickey9561]

Lost Tapes always creeped me out when i was little, that stuff looked real

[@exzaviorw]

Alyus Dickey hahaha i loved that show as a kid but the Windigo episode scared the living shit out of me

[@alyusdickey9561]

Exzavior Williams bro, the one with the vampire living in the family's house gave me nightmares for a while! I've got chills now!

[@CountRippula]

I like how 2 specific stories that happened to Jared became a common occurrence

[@ColoradoMk4]

Best thing to wake up to is a 30 minute Dickey dunes video 😍😂

[@fangkisaragi7008]

The orginal final destination i cannot be behind a freaking logger truck thats loaded

[@carterasay]

Do a video about your favorite shows you've played/want to play.

[@slikdikrickman2425]

The answer to the first one should be “nascar”

[@justinaxness6897]

Do you guys ever like actually tour? Would love to have a chance to meet you guys

[@TheDickeyDinesShow]

Where are you from??

[@justinaxness6897]

The DickeyDines Show Cheyenne Wyoming homies

[@RevsStallionDuck]

The DickeyDines Show i live in Indiana. It would be badass to see you guys have a show over here

[@courtneycattx]

I live in south dakota.....nobody cool comes here :(

[@vssshadow4353]

The DickeyDines Show I'm from Alabama. We have the 2nd lowest attraction of cool people

[@Yotarnished]

Austin is my soul animal

[@vaporwavedog]

I love that Tony is just eating a floss thingy throughout the video

[@randylahey3909]

sports that should include the mandatory consumption of alcohol? anything requiring accuracy. Golf, Darts, Curling, Archery.

[@coderedskyrim]

Darts...

[@coderedskyrim]

ARCHERY

[@jaydenmaras5166]

Things that will turn deadly

[@SplotchTheCatThing]

I mean it's no wonder the seal in that lumberjack costume wants us cat-things all gone. More fish for him, right? Same with that vendetta against bears. ...he'd wipe out otters too, I bet...

[@Rcsbstreettruck]

My friends Wi-Fi is named "pretty fly for a Wi-Fi"

[@robertrismyhr]

When I get my own im gonna call it "Wai-fu"

[@aidan8101]

Password should be ‘the offping’ lol

[@Rcsbstreettruck]

Jump0ffABridge lol right😂

[@stevenfabian297]

Mine is 2

[@rogul1328]

This video is sponsored by War Robots!

[@theplaceifeelsafest6319]

My sister's wifi was "IsThisTheKrustyKrab?" So naturally the password was "SpudgeOnMyToast"

[@theemmurestrain]

2020 and Jared has played and toured with Trivium and Tony played an entire tour with The Used. Absolute legends ❤️

[@bbqdipmcnuggets]

i really enjoy watching these story-telling episodes from them where they would just sit and tell stories abt their childhood or anything happened to them, whether it be a good one or a bad one. it keeps me distracted from all the noises in my head lol.

[@LeHeuZaHer]

1:04 that’s a throwback, I remember watching scarred back in the day

[@reanne02]

21:00 omg I’ve seen that too at my cousin’s apartment. My cousin’s was WiFi was NSA Surveillance Van 👌🏽

[@oatmeal710]

that sport they do in norway where you have to shoot targets while skiing would be entertaining if they were drunk

[@Kekistani_Insurgent]

what the fuck, that’s a thing?! how cool

[@andysheldon2762]

11:12 what are you doing under the table Austin😂

[@daricoman9459]

From 19:50-20:10 I was shaving and I laughed and then nicked my face four times

[@zackrichter]

Drunk hockey would be great

[@AJEDDY97]

Beer league is a thing. Lol

[@chaoticvision2997]

I’ve had reoccurring dreams throughout my life of scenes from the movie and just recently figured out what they were from. It was the Gumby movie I had like ptsd after watching that movie for the first time again after over a decade

[@cj_m8811]

Keep going with the "10 (whatever) questions/topics"

[@ChainsawSpartan1]

Words can not describe how much I fucking love you guys

[@CBW_MT]

I’d be more weirded out by someone who had like 4 giraffes in a room

[@Tanzenergise]

we do have drunk boxing just go to your local irish pub.

[@gardeningtipsyoutubechannel]

Drunk skydiving

[@nduguchancler3326]

15:10 Austin has Vietnam flashback

[@Blacksheepmike777]

the movies they mentioned were the exact same movies that messed me up lol. All classics

[@blacksheep9772]

Jaws scared the crap out of me too, still think about it when at the beach now. My car is covered in giraffe print (see pic) although it IS the only giraffe thing I have.... :)

[@lvcifer-cloverfield]

Jared, could you ever elaborate on your martial arts stuff? I'd love to hear more about that!

[@blackghoat]

It is illegal to eat a orange in your bathtub on a sunday in California.....im not joking

[@alyusdickey9561]

Shizukesa i heard that!

[@annevallance5968]

I used to live in Cali I've never heard that one

[@jessiepost3001]

"Those American names like Tiffany or Jessica *everyone* Jessicaaaaaaaaaaa"

[@jxstjoeii]

same 😂

[@SpectrumAudiophile]

More conversational videos like this pleaseee

[@liamkocka8720]

Least sexy name is Doris. 😂😂😂

[@psychochicken9535]

Liam Kocka Least sexy is Eunice.

[@benjaminmishio9889]

3 years later and bitcoin is booming

[@trentonbell7383]

"what will be embarrassing in 5 years that's not now" explaining to my children what surviving Corona was like... Shockingly easy

[@JackJelly2488]

Austin was experiencing his own zen at the t p

[@stardust7920042]

Also I know a good bit of useless facts a good one being that some companies use beaver butt scent glands to flavor vanilla.

[@Nunya269]

1:48 hockey anyone? Now people can come not only for the fights but also for the other drunk shenanigans 😂

[@AmourEtLumiere]

Y'all sounded tired, you boys ok? Love you guys!

[@dylanlikesoaa5673]

I didn’t understand that comment talking shit on Tony, until hearing him talk about cats...

[@erikdulac6245]

19:17 this bit had me dying

[@thevanessarosette]

I saw a Wi-Fi that said, “I’m watching you.”

[@Bensalami69]

Question about sports & alcohol ; There’s a Beer Mile World Championships where the runners have to down a whole beer for each lap in the mile (4). The winner gets a hefty amount of cash. Fun to watch. I think the Beer Mile world record is around 4:30

[@chicktapus463]

Hey, if i mail you guys $50, can i be the sponsor your video? no product. I'm not selling anything. just me. thanks.

[@lukecarodrums]

Houston Hilburn you aren't worthy

[@skippityblippity8656]

Dont send money per post

[@Simrasil_]

3:48 I take everything nice I ever said about Tony back >:((

[@Mr_Mashall]

Simrasil Hhaaaaaaaaahahaha

[@Legacy--RE]

Seriously. Cats are life. My love for tony just died...

[@dylanschmeichel2008]

ikr my cats with me right now.

[@forgetmenotofficial6821]

yeah he's a bad guy in my eyes now

[@shamirvr]

Nahhh.. dogs are better, Screw cats.. and Tony still rocks. Period. 🤘

[@LordKishi]

An American werewolf in London scarred me for life. That fucking moors scene dude.

[@sarty23]

Austin! Come to Finland! We Will go to the sauna and have a hellish LÖYLY!!!!!!!

[@janianomicon7849]

Goosebumps and Are You Afraid of The Dark was my introduction horror as kid

[@hallowedsword9362]

Tony's using that floss pick the wrong way 😂

[@chesterschannel6627]

Also about the Wi-Fi name, I'm glad someone asked this. I went to LA to visit my best bud, he was living in an apartment building with his mom and gf, I asked him if he had wifi, said yes so I turned it on, and legit saw two WiFi names around the area. One of them was called, 10 ways to get laid, and the other was called, 10 tips to win him. I couldn't stop laughing when I saw that.

[@katelynrothrock5837]

Chucky was the first scary movie I saw when I was a kid and I was traumatized from it for days

[@richiedagger733]

How do you make chewing a toothpick more lame than ever? Chew a floss tooth pick

[@TheBlackKnight1o1]

9:29 Return of the Living Dead... The Tarman killed me.

[@kennyhouser3467]

Best WiFi name I've seen(although not most original) was in a neighborhood where a beater Van was abandoned at the end of a dead end street and someone's Network Name was "Not a Stake-Out Van."

[@jamesmclennan3618]

How have your music/ bands changed over the years. You guys are awesome

[@maybeonlysometimes]

Pretty fly for a wifi is probably the best one I've seen so far

[@tomekgnr321]

I like tony's laugh so much

[@603wolf5]

any sport involving vehicles

[@mememachine7938]

Fkn i bet all the american kpop fans are going to cringe after they all outgrow that phase

[@lisah1922]

Meme Machine not a phase for everyone

[@bransonstevens5914]

10 years later and I haven't "Outgrown" that "Phase" in fact I ended up moving to Korea and have spent a significant amount of time studying Korean history and culture because of K-Pop.

[@jemmamp5147]

The WiFi names in my brothers flat are pretty incredible “Help I’m stuck in the walls” and “Finally, some good fucking food” for his kitchen

[@lucy9500]

I love Austin so much 😂😂

[@SuperSlawter]

Man, Tony's bitcoin comments aged well.

[@GoodBoiStuff]

YOU EGGED CARS?! NOT COOL BOI. AUTOMOTIVE PAINT IS EXPENSIVE

[@alyusdickey9561]

Kelsie Metz lmao gtfo😂 jk bro jk

[@brendanleach593]

Austin I want to thank you on behalf of everyone from Nevada, for saying the name of our state correctly.

[@NautilusAeturnus]

I think it's safe to say that Austin Dickey is a Jontron fan, with that "cookoo clock of doom" ref. lol

[@Ana-bn2uv]

Heey can we get more storygamings PLEASE?! Thank you

[@xMRxZEROx]

Eff the fuck off with that floss pick, Tony! Jeebus Crabst! 🤟🏻🤣

[@DANTVSVERGIL]

Dude, football players drunkenly tackling each other would be the shit, and it might make certain players *cough* Tom Brady *cough* good at catching non deflated footballs.

[@Ana-uj7bw]

There was a lady whose house I went to and it was covered ceiling to floor in clowns. Clown statues, pictures, toys, figurines, there were even marionettes hanging from the ceiling. OMG Jared saying that IT scared him is kinda funny to me. That was my favorite movie to watch when I was around 5.

[@nomoresalad]

29:13 the turn it takes kills me

[@lukaz20001]

"Black liquorice?" You just offended three entire Scandinavian countries, m8s.