10 spicy questions (answered)

[@SatelliteRacing]

Tony looks like he just had a traumatic experience on a crab fishing boat.

[@desidadevoid]

Satellite Racing Dude everyone died that day. .

[@peskyknight94]

😂

[@ep6808]

Satellite Racing Specific but true

[@lukedavies9708]

He's chewing the leg of the children to his enemies

[@mynamejosh5536]

Find out next week on Deadliest Catch

[@themightymcb7310]

Jared you literally performed on stage with Trivium and Suicide Silence, and you invented the teehee meme, and a go-kart is your first thought for the coolest thing you've done?

[@sike8156]

He also played with Breaking Benjamin

[@JMPK23]

@@sike8156 ok that grinds my gears. Austin has mentioned on so many occasions how much Jared is hard for BB.

[@Sanity1532]

Watch the bous

[@scottyhester1]

Y'all could literally just sit around telling stories for an hour and I would be happy

[@elijahfranksson775]

Fr

[@Sanity1532]

Sweetie

[@groundhog3051]

Boy have I got news for you lol

[@jacobshoop5640]

Is no one gonna comment about how Tony was chewing on a floss pick the whole time

[@indigogirl994]

DocRock Eww! I just realized that!

[@bumpkin2539]

Dude i was fucking cringing the whole time

[@towelie5127]

thanks for saying that in a much more timid way than i could.

[@videl1528]

lol it also fell on the ground

[@bradleyhorn4249]

I see a lot of people doing that? It’s kinda weird but then again if he has ADHD or something it just keeps him occupied.

[@throughalfanoir7302]

Jared seems like that nice guy who tries to involve everyone in the conversation idk

[@FullMetalcoreJojo]

You know it's going to be a good story when Dickey adjusts his snap-back

[@WasteofSpace13]

Funniest WiFi name I’ve seen is definitely “My couch pulls out, I don’t”

[@HAZKIN_Official]

LOLLL Austin's story about his parents in the shower

[@psychochicken9535]

Justin Haskin No wonder he is the way he is.

[@deathstartswithyou4534]

Love your band dude

[@HAZKIN_Official]

Thanks dude!

[@shamirvr]

That was Hella screwed.. (literally... "screwed" ) 🤣🤣🤣

[@borbleborb4586]

*j u s t t u r n y o u r h e a d b u d d y*

[@thongwater9820]

Best wifi: WuTangLan

[@markanthony5622]

One time I named my wifi "FBI Surveillance Van #3"

[@treyhunter7541]

Mark Anthony mine still is 😂😂, then my neighbor made theirs NSA surveillance van

[@Rizboy02]

I was on a highway and I was fucking around with my iPhone settings and I found a WiFi called “NSA Surveillance Van”

[@Insomniacnerd3]

Mine is deadpool surveillance van lmao

[@c.e.f4916]

That's what my hotspot is called (except #7) except the thing is, I actually drive a van........

[@kegonpegs2833]

no bullshit my old neighborhood had FBI VAN 1. needless to say no one ever tried to use it

[@johannas8284]

Funniest WiFi name I’ve seen: “Scream hail Satan for password”

[@stardust7920042]

Maybe it because I'm east coast but I couldn't tell you were saying giraffe at first.couldn't figure out what a draff room was haha

[@Marcjamesdubois]

I feel you on that, I say it way different being from jersey

[@dudeudontknow341]

I’m west coast and I thought he said draff

[@prashantsarkar821]

I'm from India. Also thought they were saying draff.

[@ThisIsGOKKAR]

I couldn't decide whether to save this video to watch during dinner or while pooping, but then I saw the length of the video. I poop now.

[@psychochicken9535]

Best Wi-Fi name I saw was: It hurts when I.P.

[@sowelilili]

that reminds me of a Nirvana song lol

[@cadeoneal8137]

My neighbor had a Wi-Fi was nigga get your own wifi

[@fiftysecwithoutza]

Avery dont ask Mexican seafood :)

[@Mr.Maritime]

robot chicken

[@Daily_Bassist]

My WiFi was called Pretty Fly For a WiFi

[@gregorysilva6592]

How did all three of you guys meet ? Is there any cool stories about that?

[@TheDickeyDinesShow]

Jared & Myslef (Austin) had been friends for awhile and when Jared started Rest, Repose with Fluff, Fluff posted an ad looking for a guitarist and Tony auditioned. Once he started coming around more it didn't take long for us to all become great bros.

[@bloxbrodoesvideos5463]

@@TheDickeyDinesShow lol myslef, sorry not sorry

[@yzad666]

John Wilkes Booth's brother saved Abraham Lincoln's son from getting hit by a train.

[@cjalmighty]

My friends Wi-Fi used to be named "Pretty Fly For A Wi-Fi"

[@adamridds978]

cjalmighty genius!

[@dylanschmeichel2008]

i saw 2 funny wifi names. Edgy and Cool, and fucktrump. best names ever.

[@dillondavis9631]

One time i was walking by an apartment complex and one of the WiFi names was "get off my lawn".

[@frostyyart]

one of the wifis at a hotel i was staying at was called "We Can Hear You Having Sex" lmao

[@billylemart]

I heard the cowbell part the second I saw that

[@brapcast]

"I like androgyne names"- so if anyone hears you screaming "andy" in the bedroom you can play it off.

[@khoshekh5668]

Cats aren't the problem. They're the answer!

[@bhuiafuibawerf]

"I just didn't pull out at the right time." -- That's what Tony's dad said, too. REKT

[@guitarheroaero3451]

Here's a weird law: if you and your dog decide to nuke San Francisco, you will only be fined $500. It's also illegal to push a live moose out of a moving plane in Alaska. My friend and I got pretty bored at college orientation and started looking this shit up.

[@kat2513]

True 👏Friends👏 Tell👏 You👏 When 👏You 👏Have 👏A 👏Boogie.

[@djenty_mc_djent_face8256]

Imagine golf when drunk. It would slowly turn into a sword fight

[@cidsephtis2273]

Drunken Curling..the possibilities for insanity are endless....

[@lordoftheelements2112]

😂🤣

[@alyusdickey9561]

Lost Tapes always creeped me out when i was little, that stuff looked real

[@exzaviorw]

Alyus Dickey hahaha i loved that show as a kid but the Windigo episode scared the living shit out of me

[@alyusdickey9561]

Exzavior Williams bro, the one with the vampire living in the family's house gave me nightmares for a while! I've got chills now!

[@acewatson6161]

"Spice it up daddyo" 😂😂😂

[@fangkisaragi7008]

The orginal final destination i cannot be behind a freaking logger truck thats loaded

[@CountRippula]

I like how 2 specific stories that happened to Jared became a common occurrence

[@SplotchTheCatThing]

I mean it's no wonder the seal in that lumberjack costume wants us cat-things all gone. More fish for him, right? Same with that vendetta against bears. ...he'd wipe out otters too, I bet...

[@ThisIsGOKKAR]

Drunk Nascar

[@alyusdickey9561]

ThisIsGOKKAR lmao, thats the first thing i thought of

[@d.o.1554]

Insn't regular Nascar the same as drunk Nascar?

[@c.e.f4916]

Shit, I didn't see that you already said this. Srry.

[@kadenkugan3815]

Smashed nascar

[@dadsson4013]

What's the difference?

[@ColoradoMk4]

Best thing to wake up to is a 30 minute Dickey dunes video 😍😂

[@theemmurestrain]

2020 and Jared has played and toured with Trivium and Tony played an entire tour with The Used. Absolute legends ❤️

[@daricoman9459]

From 19:50-20:10 I was shaving and I laughed and then nicked my face four times

[@andysheldon2762]

11:12 what are you doing under the table Austin😂

[@bbqdipmcnuggets]

i really enjoy watching these story-telling episodes from them where they would just sit and tell stories abt their childhood or anything happened to them, whether it be a good one or a bad one. it keeps me distracted from all the noises in my head lol.

[@rogul1328]

This video is sponsored by War Robots!

[@slikdikrickman2425]

The answer to the first one should be “nascar”

[@vaporwavedog]

I love that Tony is just eating a floss thingy throughout the video

[@randylahey3909]

sports that should include the mandatory consumption of alcohol? anything requiring accuracy. Golf, Darts, Curling, Archery.

[@coderedskyrim]

Darts...

[@coderedskyrim]

ARCHERY

[@jaydenmaras5166]

Things that will turn deadly

[@Rcsbstreettruck]

My friends Wi-Fi is named "pretty fly for a Wi-Fi"

[@robertrismyhr]

When I get my own im gonna call it "Wai-fu"

[@aidan8101]

Password should be ‘the offping’ lol

[@Rcsbstreettruck]

Jump0ffABridge lol right😂

[@stevenfabian297]

Mine is 2

[@carterasay]

Do a video about your favorite shows you've played/want to play.

[@theplaceifeelsafest6319]

My sister's wifi was "IsThisTheKrustyKrab?" So naturally the password was "SpudgeOnMyToast"

[@oatmeal710]

that sport they do in norway where you have to shoot targets while skiing would be entertaining if they were drunk

[@Kekistani_Insurgent]

what the fuck, that’s a thing?! how cool

[@liamkocka8720]

Least sexy name is Doris. 😂😂😂

[@psychochicken9535]

Liam Kocka Least sexy is Eunice.

[@nduguchancler3326]

15:10 Austin has Vietnam flashback

[@Nunya269]

1:48 hockey anyone? Now people can come not only for the fights but also for the other drunk shenanigans 😂

[@benjaminmishio9889]

3 years later and bitcoin is booming

[@jessiepost3001]

"Those American names like Tiffany or Jessica *everyone* Jessicaaaaaaaaaaa"

[@jxstjoeii]

same 😂

[@CBW_MT]

I’d be more weirded out by someone who had like 4 giraffes in a room

[@Tanzenergise]

we do have drunk boxing just go to your local irish pub.

[@Yotarnished]

Austin is my soul animal

[@zackrichter]

Drunk hockey would be great

[@AJEDDY97]

Beer league is a thing. Lol

[@blackghoat]

It is illegal to eat a orange in your bathtub on a sunday in California.....im not joking

[@alyusdickey9561]

Shizukesa i heard that!

[@annevallance5968]

I used to live in Cali I've never heard that one

[@gardeningtipsyoutubechannel]

Drunk skydiving

[@chicktapus463]

Hey, if i mail you guys $50, can i be the sponsor your video? no product. I'm not selling anything. just me. thanks.

[@lukecarodrums]

Houston Hilburn you aren't worthy

[@buffkonradin]

Dont send money per post

[@justinaxness6897]

Do you guys ever like actually tour? Would love to have a chance to meet you guys

[@TheDickeyDinesShow]

Where are you from??

[@justinaxness6897]

The DickeyDines Show Cheyenne Wyoming homies

[@RevsStallionDuck]

The DickeyDines Show i live in Indiana. It would be badass to see you guys have a show over here

[@courtneycattx]

I live in south dakota.....nobody cool comes here :(

[@vssshadow4353]

The DickeyDines Show I'm from Alabama. We have the 2nd lowest attraction of cool people

[@trentonbell7383]

"what will be embarrassing in 5 years that's not now" explaining to my children what surviving Corona was like... Shockingly easy

[@JackJelly2488]

Austin was experiencing his own zen at the t p

[@blacksheep9772]

Jaws scared the crap out of me too, still think about it when at the beach now. My car is covered in giraffe print (see pic) although it IS the only giraffe thing I have.... :)

[@cj_m8811]

Keep going with the "10 (whatever) questions/topics"

[@chaoticvision2997]

I’ve had reoccurring dreams throughout my life of scenes from the movie and just recently figured out what they were from. It was the Gumby movie I had like ptsd after watching that movie for the first time again after over a decade

[@Blacksheepmike777]

the movies they mentioned were the exact same movies that messed me up lol. All classics

[@thevanessarosette]

I saw a Wi-Fi that said, “I’m watching you.”

[@LeHeuZaHer]

1:04 that’s a throwback, I remember watching scarred back in the day

[@mememachine7938]

Fkn i bet all the american kpop fans are going to cringe after they all outgrow that phase

[@lisah1922]

Meme Machine not a phase for everyone

[@bransonstevens5914]

10 years later and I haven't "Outgrown" that "Phase" in fact I ended up moving to Korea and have spent a significant amount of time studying Korean history and culture because of K-Pop.

[@TheBlackKnight1o1]

9:29 Return of the Living Dead... The Tarman killed me.

[@LordKishi]

An American werewolf in London scarred me for life. That fucking moors scene dude.

[@erikdulac6245]

19:17 this bit had me dying

[@richiedagger733]

How do you make chewing a toothpick more lame than ever? Chew a floss tooth pick

[@ChainsawSpartan1]

Words can not describe how much I fucking love you guys

[@chesterschannel6627]

Also about the Wi-Fi name, I'm glad someone asked this. I went to LA to visit my best bud, he was living in an apartment building with his mom and gf, I asked him if he had wifi, said yes so I turned it on, and legit saw two WiFi names around the area. One of them was called, 10 ways to get laid, and the other was called, 10 tips to win him. I couldn't stop laughing when I saw that.

[@lvcifer-cloverfield]

Jared, could you ever elaborate on your martial arts stuff? I'd love to hear more about that!

[@katelynrothrock5837]

Chucky was the first scary movie I saw when I was a kid and I was traumatized from it for days

[@kennyhouser3467]

Best WiFi name I've seen(although not most original) was in a neighborhood where a beater Van was abandoned at the end of a dead end street and someone's Network Name was "Not a Stake-Out Van."

[@jemmamp5147]

The WiFi names in my brothers flat are pretty incredible “Help I’m stuck in the walls” and “Finally, some good fucking food” for his kitchen

[@xMRxZEROx]

Eff the fuck off with that floss pick, Tony! Jeebus Crabst! 🤟🏻🤣

[@austinmullis8171]

When the Uganda Knuckles first was a thing and still overly funny, i named my hotspot "Not Da Wae"

[@morganstuart8798]

Best drunk sport is couples figure skating

[@sarty23]

Austin! Come to Finland! We Will go to the sauna and have a hellish LÖYLY!!!!!!!

[@NautilusArtShow]

I think it's safe to say that Austin Dickey is a Jontron fan, with that "cookoo clock of doom" ref. lol

[@reanne02]

21:00 omg I’ve seen that too at my cousin’s apartment. My cousin’s was WiFi was NSA Surveillance Van 👌🏽

[@janianomicon7849]

Goosebumps and Are You Afraid of The Dark was my introduction horror as kid

[@hallowedsword9362]

Tony's using that floss pick the wrong way 😂

[@Ana-uj7bw]

There was a lady whose house I went to and it was covered ceiling to floor in clowns. Clown statues, pictures, toys, figurines, there were even marionettes hanging from the ceiling. OMG Jared saying that IT scared him is kinda funny to me. That was my favorite movie to watch when I was around 5.

[@zaddi__6152]

Lmao Bitcoin would be embarrassing. That didn’t age well

[@SuperSlawter]

Man, Tony's bitcoin comments aged well.

[@bradleyfleming9145]

every single name Austin said, I said like 1 second before he did. that was crazy

[@puppyy780]

You talk about the giraffe room, my studio is dedicated to flamingos. lol

[@SevenGC89]

OMFG, I was watching this video while at my dads house while he was in the bathroom, he came out just as Tony said "I just didn't pull out in time" and my Dad goes... "Yeah I made that mistake 31 years ago".... Wanna take a guess at how old I am? lol

[@dylanlikesoaa5673]

I didn’t understand that comment talking shit on Tony, until hearing him talk about cats...

[@Bensalami69]

Question about sports & alcohol ; There’s a Beer Mile World Championships where the runners have to down a whole beer for each lap in the mile (4). The winner gets a hefty amount of cash. Fun to watch. I think the Beer Mile world record is around 4:30

[@stardust7920042]

Also I know a good bit of useless facts a good one being that some companies use beaver butt scent glands to flavor vanilla.

[@PixxiBug]

That moment when your name gets mentioned as an non-sexy name.. what's wrong with Jessica? haha

[@hazeleye99]

Literally nothing. Lmfao Did you know that the meaning for the names Jessica and Jasmine are the same? Maybe Jessica doesn't sound as nice, but they have the same meaning. People are just way too picky with names.

[@maybeonlysometimes]

Pretty fly for a wifi is probably the best one I've seen so far

[@Mark-ix4zt]

When I first skydived It was over the eastern African Savannah. Mount Kilimanjaro in sight, no clouds and giant flocks of bright pink flamingos flying below me. That's the coolest thing I've ever done

[@bradleyfortier9682]

The fact that tony thinks he looks cool with the floss pick makes me want to end everything.

[@axel-ec5th]

I dont wanna defend tony but some people just like shewing on shit.

[@sirtorrance2069]

I'm pretty sure he's chewing on it just to chew on it.

[@SpectrumAudiophile]

More conversational videos like this pleaseee

[@xMRxZEROx]

Fuck. I didn't know Jared had a black belt. Don't fuck with the Dines. 🤣

[@brendanleach593]

Austin I want to thank you on behalf of everyone from Nevada, for saying the name of our state correctly.

[@snamot]

Best sport for mandatory alcohol consumption: NASCAR