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Auditing Britain

Auditing Britain

Күн бұрын

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@kevinbennington887
@kevinbennington887 3 жыл бұрын
Yo, AB You are pure class, I fell off My chair when You said "Mary Poppins is here" Their ego is so inflated that they cannot cope when stood up to, they need to be reminded they are public servants, and You do so in abundance, well done.
@BotheredNowUKAUDITS
@BotheredNowUKAUDITS 3 жыл бұрын
agreed
@gb4453
@gb4453 3 жыл бұрын
Yes it was very funny and I had a laugh to .
@maximasromulus6316
@maximasromulus6316 3 жыл бұрын
Superb!
@sgthaggis1448
@sgthaggis1448 3 жыл бұрын
AB is the Don of Auditing.
@maximasromulus6316
@maximasromulus6316 3 жыл бұрын
@@sgthaggis1448 Superbly true!
@EastSussexTrainSpotter
@EastSussexTrainSpotter 3 жыл бұрын
“Reception, Museum. Are you that thick?” Classic line 😂😂
@grantgilbert6359
@grantgilbert6359 3 жыл бұрын
IKR
@chrisbevis7725
@chrisbevis7725 Ай бұрын
Completely thick with a false ego!
@criticalmass3829
@criticalmass3829 Жыл бұрын
"Why are you wearing glasses from the 70s" 😂
@1947acw
@1947acw 5 ай бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@swizzler8053
@swizzler8053 3 ай бұрын
That cop was thiccc
@kenarnavut2877
@kenarnavut2877 24 күн бұрын
Mind you, the two female coppers did play their part, typical woman behaviour !!!
@dukethenuke8426
@dukethenuke8426 3 жыл бұрын
God 🤣🤣🤣 AB “you passed the fitness test” that cracked me up too. God knows how low the bar must be set for the police fitness test 🤣
@Jo-xg6rk
@Jo-xg6rk 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣The test - walk to the other side of a room + pick up a dohnut🍩
@johndavied3448
@johndavied3448 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jo-xg6rk Change the price ticket in the supermarket, then walk out quickly.
@ScotsmanJ
@ScotsmanJ Жыл бұрын
When my missus went for it a few years ago it was a bleep test and you had to get a 4.5 which anyone could get off the couch with a hangover and do lol. The fire service is 8.8 for comparison
@LiviuCBratu
@LiviuCBratu 2 жыл бұрын
🤣 I think this is one of the funniest ones I have watched! Loved It!
@emzzyjane25
@emzzyjane25 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 one of the best 😅😅😅
@K1217B
@K1217B 3 жыл бұрын
Even her mate held back from laughing at the comment “With them silly looking shorts” 🤣💀
@jimboh8412
@jimboh8412 3 жыл бұрын
“She’s dressed nice and you’re dressed as a GIMP!!” 😂 AB you are the King!! 👑 We NEED part 3!! 👍
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@Haywood-Jablomie
@Haywood-Jablomie 3 жыл бұрын
@@noelward8047 Even you as a woman probably appreciate the one with the big jugs
@Haywood-Jablomie
@Haywood-Jablomie 3 жыл бұрын
@@noelward8047 I've learned that I must always assume that everyone on KZbin identifies as a woman , in order to avoid misgendering people... I'm identifying as a can of tuna today. Please use the proper pronouns
@davidc6633
@davidc6633 2 жыл бұрын
@ Jimbo H ... And Any Future Readers. There Is A Part 3 Its Called Essex Boys.
@EhsanMusic
@EhsanMusic 2 жыл бұрын
@@Haywood-Jablomie I didn't know if she was wearing a push up bra or not
@DanSmithBK
@DanSmithBK 3 жыл бұрын
I love how they just keep trying to convince themselves that whatever you’re doing, it must be wrong. Muppetry.
@dev0random
@dev0random 3 жыл бұрын
I love how they keep asking if he needs any help.
@carltonlambert7608
@carltonlambert7608 3 жыл бұрын
@@dev0random Can you imagine her in the day room of "one flew over the cuckoo's nest" asking her carer's if anyone needs any help.
@DanSmithBK
@DanSmithBK 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnstonlee right you are, Officer ;-)
@carltonlambert7608
@carltonlambert7608 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnstonlee I've noticed on these audits that military police are more well drilled and seem to have better social skills when dealing with the public and have more serious things to protect than most people don't know. Including your average cop.
@gucciadjective7745
@gucciadjective7745 3 ай бұрын
​@@carltonlambert7608 They have actually been trained prior to becoming an MP and youll notice a lot less women
@gr4
@gr4 2 жыл бұрын
I literally can’t stop watching this video 😂 watched it about 8 times so far and every time I laugh more 😂😂😂😂😂😂 bro this is the best video you’ve made so far 😂
@emzzyjane25
@emzzyjane25 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 I'm the same
@NateIrvo
@NateIrvo 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not talking to you until you come back to 2021" The sunglasses shit is killing me man lmao
@ant7699
@ant7699 3 жыл бұрын
That was so funny. Come back in 2021... Killer comment.
@sbobby8248
@sbobby8248 3 жыл бұрын
Who needs guns & knives with comments like that! Beautiful & Brutal at the same time. Your are too clever for them!!
@yusufzaeem4048
@yusufzaeem4048 3 жыл бұрын
🤣👍
@johng6997
@johng6997 3 жыл бұрын
You know what they say about Essex Girls. This was the best audit in a long time. Keep up the good work, three more control freaks imortalized on KZbin
@huskyfaninmass1042
@huskyfaninmass1042 3 жыл бұрын
What do they say about them?
@mr.diabolik5997
@mr.diabolik5997 3 жыл бұрын
@@huskyfaninmass1042 sl ags
@roberthellyer1892
@roberthellyer1892 3 жыл бұрын
Not only Essex girls but blonde as well even if only out of a bottle
@mr.diabolik5997
@mr.diabolik5997 3 жыл бұрын
@Glockjaw 😭 you done crying ?
@Johnarry
@Johnarry 4 ай бұрын
Don't have to be essex girls to be stupid.
@stuartwardlaw2056
@stuartwardlaw2056 3 жыл бұрын
This is up there with the “Italian” episode. Entertainment at its best. Roll on part 3
@casuallad735
@casuallad735 3 жыл бұрын
These are the best ones.
@RonnieVaiArovo
@RonnieVaiArovo 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah AB needs to bring back his Italian side, it was genuinely convincing, would be authentic if he knew basic Italian however 😂😂
@stuartwardlaw2056
@stuartwardlaw2056 3 жыл бұрын
Chris Cringleford. Look up Auditing Britain Italian,you'll get it there.
@MegaTpope
@MegaTpope 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing beats the Italian episode!!!! 😂
@DMC888
@DMC888 3 жыл бұрын
Still waiting on a Borat episode.
@jeffreymiller5462
@jeffreymiller5462 5 ай бұрын
"Hang on, Mary Poppins is coming." I nearly regurgitated my drink. 😅😅😅
@peacebethejourney1
@peacebethejourney1 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not talking to you until you come back to 2021!" 😂😂
@crackmiler9127
@crackmiler9127 3 жыл бұрын
You know it's a good one when you tap on the screen and hope there is plenty of time left.
@crackmiler9127
@crackmiler9127 3 жыл бұрын
Bonus video for AB coming up, why can't they just back down?
@garydaniels5449
@garydaniels5449 3 жыл бұрын
Me too 🤣🤣🤣
@johnrowe3019
@johnrowe3019 3 жыл бұрын
Your definitely not alone their😅 need to see the next one yesterday 😄
@mortonfan2891
@mortonfan2891 3 жыл бұрын
So true
@Jo-xg6rk
@Jo-xg6rk 3 жыл бұрын
Bingo ✔️
@MarriedToTheKGB
@MarriedToTheKGB 3 жыл бұрын
LOL "I'll race you" He said to fatty in shorts 🤣🤣🤣
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@madmontysltd5013
@madmontysltd5013 3 жыл бұрын
Well she must have been happy because like she said she was off and getting in the way of an honest guy doing his job, she ask if he wanted help he replied politely NO, she was in the wrong, treat people how you want to be treated, she is to protect the people, they don’t know the law, how can they protect the right people if they don’t know that..... and all she cares about is her mates and where they all do there Corrupa
@user-mi3vw5hq1v
@user-mi3vw5hq1v 3 жыл бұрын
@Ricky Bantz hello lady in the video
@saracenuk.
@saracenuk. 3 жыл бұрын
I think the blond looked well nice
@tonymeck-lj8rv
@tonymeck-lj8rv 6 ай бұрын
@@AuditingBritain would they of had the legal power to arrest capture abduct kidnap arrest detain torture handcuff you also as well taser pepper spray you if you resist refuse arrest well thank the lord they dont have access to handguns truncheons batons even on duty
@richardjames4632
@richardjames4632 Жыл бұрын
"I work here!" Brilliant! "On this spot!" You are an absolute star. I really, really, wish I could think up a response as fast as you can. "Come back to 2021." It just doesn't stop being great!
@collinw1353
@collinw1353 3 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see their faces after they watch this on KZbin and realize AB has 130k subscribers and he obviously knows video law better than they do. They're hopefully going to recognize how stupid and paranoid they were.
@yusufzaeem4048
@yusufzaeem4048 3 жыл бұрын
They wouldn't
@beingiwe7256
@beingiwe7256 3 жыл бұрын
They probably would laugh. And feel like they have been tangoed
@nicolanicholson4339
@nicolanicholson4339 3 жыл бұрын
Won't ever see it.... too busy watching love Island
@billyjesus5442
@billyjesus5442 3 жыл бұрын
hopefully their friends and family get to see what nasty people they are to the public.
@AndrewFosterSheff69
@AndrewFosterSheff69 2 жыл бұрын
I doubt that. They don't recruit the brightest, they recruit the ones they can order around and who won't question the legality of the order. What leaves my jaw dropped every single time with these FOOLS is that if someone seriously wanted to do them harm (because unlike THEM the general public aren't sociopathic SCUMBAGS that have no honour), they wouldn't see it coming! You wouldn't broadcast your intentions by standing outside and making yourself a target, you'd use google earth and "drive bys". So THAT in and of itself PROVES it is a plain and simple power trip to force you to "move along" and NOTHING to do with them feeling secure or threatened. If they feel threatened by someone holding a camera, then I can only assume they are conscious that their activities are unlawful!
@Scouse_Wayne
@Scouse_Wayne 3 жыл бұрын
AB: we'll have a race, I guarantee you wont catch me Also AB: **standing up** ahh, I just pulled a muscle.
@bmeghani88
@bmeghani88 3 жыл бұрын
He could probably still outrun her with a pulled muscle
@jaxonsjerseys
@jaxonsjerseys 3 жыл бұрын
That cracked me up 🤣 I feel that
@mattpayne3349
@mattpayne3349 3 жыл бұрын
Could have been his love muscle but I doubt it.
@ComboMuster
@ComboMuster 3 жыл бұрын
LOLOL
@benji.B-side
@benji.B-side 3 жыл бұрын
Haha Funny and great observation. Have a well deserved 'Like' from me, to reach the magic 100 number of 'Likes' : )
@apk74
@apk74 3 жыл бұрын
“Protecting my staff, my buildings and my property” 😮 did she really just say that??
@qbarnes1893
@qbarnes1893 9 ай бұрын
Funny as eff...Mary poppins 😂😂😂 Your dismissed 😂😂😂
@christaylor3549
@christaylor3549 3 жыл бұрын
Lost it at “can I eat yellow snow” literally 10/10 for the banter.
@youratoolyabass
@youratoolyabass 3 жыл бұрын
One of the best audit vids ever. You stood your ground and didn’t leave. Mary poppins sunglasses comments and fitness comments were amazing
@SJ-kj7jv
@SJ-kj7jv 3 жыл бұрын
Whats so amazing about judging peoples appearance?
@angeloliver118
@angeloliver118 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve just discovered this channel been watching 2 days straight and will continue all over the weekend. Bloody brilliant 😅
@Localguideldn
@Localguideldn 3 жыл бұрын
Sad part is they think they did their “duty” by standing around for 10 min just looking like a clown
@yusufzaeem4048
@yusufzaeem4048 3 жыл бұрын
Mmmm
@yusufzaeem4048
@yusufzaeem4048 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@yusufzaeem4048
@yusufzaeem4048 3 жыл бұрын
Actually
@Duncan94
@Duncan94 3 жыл бұрын
Doesn't get anymore embarrassing for Essex Police.
@JT-xt8bh
@JT-xt8bh 3 жыл бұрын
Essex’s Police Finest
@DanielPereira-re9nf
@DanielPereira-re9nf 3 жыл бұрын
One day this video will be part of AB’s greatest hits
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@johnrowe3019
@johnrowe3019 3 жыл бұрын
At this rate he might make it as a stand up. Certainly has more than enough material and that perfectly timed delivery is natural as it gets. Can't stop smiling 😄
@johndavied3448
@johndavied3448 3 жыл бұрын
No. 1 P.C. bully boy Redditch po po No. 2 Pardon my French. No. 3 Kerens.
@cuckingfunt9353
@cuckingfunt9353 3 жыл бұрын
@@AuditingBritain Dude, I havn't been so eager for the next episode since Breaking Bad.
@Chris-nf3sg
@Chris-nf3sg 3 жыл бұрын
Titled, "The Essex bird" , "Mary Poppins" and the "Shot-putter".
@MariusTeodorParaschiv
@MariusTeodorParaschiv 2 жыл бұрын
You killed me with the sunglasses from the 70s 🤣
@danfirth3431
@danfirth3431 Жыл бұрын
It's called being rude - you represent his audience perfectly if you find that funny.
@topsunnn
@topsunnn 10 ай бұрын
​@@danfirth3431 and? Whats your opinion on them not knowing the laws they are meant to enforce?
@albertreynolds9287
@albertreynolds9287 Ай бұрын
​It was funny
@gazza2004
@gazza2004 3 жыл бұрын
AB!!! You are turning your channel into an amazing series. You even give us cliff-hangers and make us wait for the next one. I love it!
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 3 жыл бұрын
👍
@Mrleejunman
@Mrleejunman 3 жыл бұрын
This is the trouble with so many female police, they get far too emotional when people don't obey them , then they quickly start getting wound up and angry. It's is then impossible for them to de-escalate any situation. I'm fact they always seem to escalate situations. The one in the grey t-shirt is losing it, you can tell by the tone of voice.
@John_Wood_
@John_Wood_ 3 жыл бұрын
ready for tears she was. They must never have been told 'no' on their lives.
@valentinius62
@valentinius62 3 жыл бұрын
Princesses.
@tazp123
@tazp123 3 жыл бұрын
ABE - Always Be Escalating.
@ant7699
@ant7699 3 жыл бұрын
I wasn't going to say anything, but as you have.... The problem I have experienced is that a lot of the female officers work and conclude more with emotion and not with reason, logic and of course....with the law. I think the guy in blue there said to those ladies that some uniformed police would go and speak to AB.... And I think their emotional bruised egos would have been satisfied, thinking in thier own heads that AB would be on track to get his "comeuppance"... Payback in thier minds......... Ladies.... Curb your emotions please.
@natalyahadley4109
@natalyahadley4109 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a women and feel exactly the same, I actually groan out loud at the women, They're relentless 😫😫
@TheSadButMadLad
@TheSadButMadLad 3 жыл бұрын
OMG! There's going to be a part 3. Essex police really are proving their stupdity.
@StjepanKralj
@StjepanKralj 2 жыл бұрын
I just found the Channel and i think it's the best Audit in all of Britain.
@TheCount66
@TheCount66 3 жыл бұрын
This was absolutely brilliant. Well done AB.
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 3 жыл бұрын
🙏🏼
@jaxonsjerseys
@jaxonsjerseys 3 жыл бұрын
It's madness how the good work of police officers can be quickly undone by police officers who haven't got a clue about your rights, the fact that the good officers are so uncommon in your vids that they stand out is shocking - great work 👍
@weedyp
@weedyp 2 жыл бұрын
These 'good officers' could still do a better job.....never do any of these 'good officers' correct their colleagues who are doing a bad job!
@AndrewFosterSheff69
@AndrewFosterSheff69 2 жыл бұрын
There are NO good cops. Good cops would get rid of bad cops and there are A LOT of BAD cops!
@rushfan9thcmd
@rushfan9thcmd 2 жыл бұрын
@@weedyp great point. Rarely if ever do good ones step in. They allow it and in essence makes them worse.
@ihannibal2470
@ihannibal2470 2 жыл бұрын
there are no good cops but nice try....
@OriginalJoseyWales
@OriginalJoseyWales 2 жыл бұрын
what good officers? Driving around beating up black boys?
@gb4453
@gb4453 3 жыл бұрын
This was absolutely brilliant just waiting for the next part can’t wait AB. This is better than watching the TV awards.
@popcornbird8436
@popcornbird8436 3 жыл бұрын
Just started watching this "glasses from the 70's" -part 3 FFS- far better than tv, at this rate AB Will be on the TV awards next year 😂
@StorytimePublications
@StorytimePublications 3 жыл бұрын
A.B’s videos are better than most crap on British TV nowadays. I get all my entertainment and news from KZbinrs.
@popcornbird8436
@popcornbird8436 3 жыл бұрын
@@StorytimePublications I refuse to watch TV now a days,to much better stuff uploaded. I saw a clip of the National tv awards BEFORE - ALL BACK SLAPPING each other.... Kate garroway being the WORSE. IF you have time follow his career- look at her HUSBAND "Derek", done 3 tines in court (fraud). Tied to political parties, shot way above his own head to let's say "D4AP State" - this man has been up to all sorts of shenanigans over the last 30 YEARS, Inc the blair government and the Iraq war......q
@gingw7333
@gingw7333 3 жыл бұрын
@@popcornbird8436 I discontinued TV services 4 yrs ago. Better stuff on KZbin. Just found AB this morning. Haven't gotten a thing done since but I've laughed more than I had in a very long time. Now it's bedtime and I can't stop watching.
@BudgieFan101
@BudgieFan101 2 жыл бұрын
AB This is absolutely the Funniest Short I've ever seen you KZbin Shorts. "Glasses from the 70s. Mary Poppins. In Those Shorts. Are you my Mum. You don't look fit to Me." Absolute Comedy Sketch from Start to Finish and you know it AB.
@bobes7
@bobes7 3 жыл бұрын
These coppers are a representation of what is wrong with the mindset of today's police and a lot of the public. ME ME ME, I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU BECAUSE I AM IMPORTANT!
@dean-gm1lg
@dean-gm1lg 3 жыл бұрын
Spot on it's because in the real world they are actually good for nothing so they think an over egged ego gives them some credibility
@sgthaggis1448
@sgthaggis1448 3 жыл бұрын
Well said.
@johnrowe3019
@johnrowe3019 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely and it's been festering for so long until AB came along. What a great job he does. I wonder would he mind if I did a Audit Ireland or even better he comes over here😃The Garda 👮 here make your police look like they're doing their job sadly...
@goodyeoman4534
@goodyeoman4534 3 жыл бұрын
Makes you wonder how much stuff goes on when there are no cameras about. We're seeing almost daily now stories of police brutality and corruption. One today of some 56yo goon throwing an autistic 10yo boy across the floor while all his police colleagues stood there and did nothing.
@misiasert1348
@misiasert1348 3 жыл бұрын
Splendid example of the dunning kruger affect..
@IWANASLAPTHAT
@IWANASLAPTHAT 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin and Perry at the start, what a mess of a woman.
@breakit46
@breakit46 3 жыл бұрын
Mr Patterson, Mrs Patterson.
@johnrowe3019
@johnrowe3019 3 жыл бұрын
Can't believe she was off duty. Basically no power but that BIG EGO😂
@goodyeoman4534
@goodyeoman4534 3 жыл бұрын
Ey up ahr Kev.
@bobes7
@bobes7 3 жыл бұрын
Haha spot on 😆
@johnnosiennek7066
@johnnosiennek7066 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnrowe3019 Is EGO the NEW PC word for AR5E
@somar300
@somar300 3 жыл бұрын
The silence when they disperse is priceless
@IDGAF180
@IDGAF180 Жыл бұрын
Great work again AB. I love the way you wind them up, and them not having a clue you are doing it.. I never realised Paris Hilton had moved to Essex.
@hemikoti2158
@hemikoti2158 3 жыл бұрын
When you did the French and Italian audits... You promised a Borat Special... We're waiting patiently!! 😂
@johnkelly1787
@johnkelly1787 3 жыл бұрын
they were pissed because they could not enforce any of their bullying nature on you, but can't wait for part 3 , keep up the great work AB.😄👍
@tonykelly4312
@tonykelly4312 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant lol
@markherbert1343
@markherbert1343 3 жыл бұрын
They are clingons and not very clever ones just out of control unstable miserable lasses.
@isyt1
@isyt1 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t think they were pissed - they seemed completely sober. They were extremely annoying though and should have minded their own business
@carltonlambert7608
@carltonlambert7608 3 жыл бұрын
@@isyt1 Are you British?
@isyt1
@isyt1 3 жыл бұрын
@@carltonlambert7608 yes mate
@JH-ns5xj
@JH-ns5xj 3 жыл бұрын
AB is the master of auditing. Best in the world. I would love to shake his hand. True hero standing up for ordinary person. POWER TO THE PEOPLE.
@whereistumble
@whereistumble 2 ай бұрын
"mary poppins" 🤣😂 i was in stitches
@craigfeek2157
@craigfeek2157 3 жыл бұрын
That woman in the grey tee shirts wife is going to be furious when she gets home
@keithclark6299
@keithclark6299 3 жыл бұрын
I would think her wife is in for some serious discipline, she'll get home and say "OK darling, brace yourself, I've had a shitty day!!
@deanstanley5799
@deanstanley5799 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@purplekush079
@purplekush079 Жыл бұрын
She’s a feminist and has 3 male bodies in her shed
@amalma6880
@amalma6880 Жыл бұрын
Wife???
@josephpeluso5965
@josephpeluso5965 Жыл бұрын
Me to i crying when you said marry Poppins is coming 😂.
@FarangKyAy
@FarangKyAy 3 жыл бұрын
Comedy gold! Especially the part when AB gives some directives back (glasses, attire, fitness...) to the ladies who gave you unlawful directives in the first place.
@justinm2697
@justinm2697 3 жыл бұрын
Look how amazingly polite she gets when, presumably, a superior officer is on the scene.
@carltonlambert7608
@carltonlambert7608 3 жыл бұрын
Scitzophrinia is her best and many friends.
@GuessMyName234
@GuessMyName234 2 жыл бұрын
*schizophrenia
@buddy2016
@buddy2016 6 ай бұрын
You are dismissed 😂😂😂😂😂 Am in stitches that was the funniest ever
@drob517
@drob517 3 жыл бұрын
His videos are pure comedy. I absolutely love British auditing. The British Police are pure comedy gold.
@charliecraig2043
@charliecraig2043 3 жыл бұрын
Bit strange filming police building though
@kkjrees
@kkjrees 3 жыл бұрын
There’s nothing funny about the police think of poor Sarah everard , there’re a disgrace
@brimkathstampex2306
@brimkathstampex2306 3 жыл бұрын
@@charliecraig2043 Daft comment to make.
@brimkathstampex2306
@brimkathstampex2306 3 жыл бұрын
@@charliecraig2043 Why?
@charliecraig2043
@charliecraig2043 3 жыл бұрын
@@brimkathstampex2306 Going out to film a police station to provoke police officers and hopefully get some content just to feed his ego.
@lilmanartist4071
@lilmanartist4071 3 жыл бұрын
I love how she keeps saying once you go over the barrier your in the wrong, but not once did you go over the barrier or attempt too🤦‍♂️ embarrassing
@swiftandbold4439
@swiftandbold4439 3 жыл бұрын
I am 63 years old I could not under stand why there is becoming a big disconnect with the public and our police. When I watch videos like this I can see why. What a disgrace , they are becoming more and more bullies and most of all they don't even know the law. We have crime running out of control but when you pull out a camera and film legally they come out on mass and make them selves look complete fools. AB great video mate.
@Williamottelucas
@Williamottelucas 2 жыл бұрын
I am 64 years old, and probably live on the other side of the world from you, but I agree with you 100%. Life in our youth was much more respectful.
@oddballhippie7363
@oddballhippie7363 2 жыл бұрын
They should watch one episode of Heartbeat before the shift begins. :D
@oddballhippie7363
@oddballhippie7363 2 жыл бұрын
We have the same situation here in Finland too BTW.
@andrewrobert2944
@andrewrobert2944 2 жыл бұрын
I'm half ya age and I agree I believe I'm the last of an OK generation the 80s. Now the people they employ are already soft then they are just taught by a book 📖 🙄. A bare minimum it's pathetic like these two. There arresting people who don't know the law. When challenged they don't like it
@allanj1872
@allanj1872 2 жыл бұрын
They are power crazy gettin more like American cops imagine these clowns had guns 🙈
@JamesTaylor-je6es
@JamesTaylor-je6es Жыл бұрын
One of the very best. I'm in stitches.
@KM-op6gj
@KM-op6gj 3 жыл бұрын
Masculine women that live for controlling situations hate it when they cant control a situation, i loved watching them have a meltdown. Please keep these videos coming
@John_Wood_
@John_Wood_ 3 жыл бұрын
mate, she nearly broke down on the back of a little push back.
@chezzmaine
@chezzmaine 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@Chimpdonger
@Chimpdonger 3 жыл бұрын
Ha ha bang on mate
@GrimeReaperMan
@GrimeReaperMan 3 жыл бұрын
She was even huffing and scoffing at one point lmao!
@oghamstone5964
@oghamstone5964 3 жыл бұрын
She is so desperate to be a real man.
@ianmackie3553
@ianmackie3553 3 жыл бұрын
the fitness test must be, the hundred yards dash in under 2 minutes, or, how many doughnuts can you eat in 2 minutes. I was reminded of a Russian shotputter.
@barneybiggles
@barneybiggles 3 жыл бұрын
Actually she does look a bit like Tamara Press.
@moodyguymick
@moodyguymick 3 жыл бұрын
They have two minutes to get to Greggs before they close for the day. Ready, Steady, Go !
@irenedavo3768
@irenedavo3768 3 жыл бұрын
Doughnuts 🍩
@entertatin7348
@entertatin7348 2 жыл бұрын
Pure comedy , I wish I can spend a day with this guy 🤣🤣
@8888Dino8888
@8888Dino8888 9 ай бұрын
Me too sooo funny
@k.m8296
@k.m8296 Жыл бұрын
I love this guy, need more like him giving us the rights we deserve!! Thank you sir 🙏
@leo997100
@leo997100 Жыл бұрын
they really stand like mupets
@zebra3519
@zebra3519 3 жыл бұрын
I wish they would start chasing AB round the car park, really fast like Benny Hill. Modern day Karens.
@MarioCindric
@MarioCindric 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, even if I liked Benny as kid, this Monthy Python and John Cleese style was better.
@ManLykSD2023
@ManLykSD2023 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@DMC888
@DMC888 3 жыл бұрын
Those girls used to chase Benny around in their underwear. You want to see that? 😅
@glawfpv9112
@glawfpv9112 3 жыл бұрын
"You passed?!?!" I died 😂😂😂
@sirkerb6284
@sirkerb6284 3 жыл бұрын
Your trolling skills are becoming epic! All hail King Pepe! Can't wait for the next episode 😂😂😂😂
@hasan1980hb
@hasan1980hb 3 жыл бұрын
Not really. He has been detained on the terrorist act twice in recent times. They are clocking on
@snowyhagen
@snowyhagen 3 жыл бұрын
@@hasan1980hb He got a payout for one of them.
@nigel5755
@nigel5755 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant again! The blonde police lady couldn't stop laughing!! 😂
@moby1388
@moby1388 2 жыл бұрын
Mary Poppins is coming. That's a classic.
@amartatla5131
@amartatla5131 3 жыл бұрын
This was so funny AB. Clinical and strategically placed verbal slaps when required. Keep up the good work my brother. Love and light.
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 3 жыл бұрын
🤛
@darkstar4102
@darkstar4102 3 жыл бұрын
@@AuditingBritain you are legend, never knew we had this much right sin UK thanks bro, also the fitness test part had me dying
@JJJKKOKJAY
@JJJKKOKJAY Жыл бұрын
Yeah very good 😅
@joshuaduttjd
@joshuaduttjd 3 жыл бұрын
I love it, your responses cheer me up AB, what a legend
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 3 жыл бұрын
🤛
@rupertrigsby
@rupertrigsby 3 жыл бұрын
Another 1st class interaction by The Master. Cant wait for part 3
@CapybaraConnoisseur89
@CapybaraConnoisseur89 Жыл бұрын
Ohhh man I was pissing myself 😂😂 some comebacks are just pure gold, especially when you said you don't like fit 🤣
@DashCamNetwork
@DashCamNetwork 3 жыл бұрын
This has to be one of the funniest interactions you have ever had
@davidc6633
@davidc6633 2 жыл бұрын
No Disrespect Dash Cam Network My Favourites Are .... "Pardon My French" "Derbyshire Police" "West Midlands Police" And Definitely This One
@FATHER_KLP1137
@FATHER_KLP1137 2 жыл бұрын
@@davidc6633 botox police was the best one but it seems to have been taken down... for a SECOND TIME.
@John-pu3su
@John-pu3su 3 жыл бұрын
This video is my new all-time favourite video on the internet. Nicely dome AB. Nicely done Sir. Anyone who says they don't "get" the point or necessity on these expertly crafted audits can take the rest of their lives off in this regard, minimally. Beautiful.
@michaeltierney842
@michaeltierney842 3 жыл бұрын
What an embarrassment the police are and they are getting paid for this 🤔😩
@johnrowe3019
@johnrowe3019 3 жыл бұрын
Well no. They are off duty which makes it even more ridiculous 😂 Can't get over that big big BIG EGO 😂😂
@reneoppenneer9339
@reneoppenneer9339 8 ай бұрын
Backtracking your old videos. I am now coming into videos i already saw but i can watch this over and over again. This is one of the best ever. You will make money forever because i will watch.
@briansymmes7917
@briansymmes7917 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone who says “At the end of the day.” twice in one conversation immediately loses their right to be taken seriously. These 2 ladies are your best catch yet AB, pure gold, two morons in one place.
@narajuna
@narajuna Жыл бұрын
o BOY just went trough 6 or more of those, never ending conversation...
@experiment54
@experiment54 3 жыл бұрын
How insecure can they be. A station full of constables and they feel threatened by one man with a camera. How secure is the building, if based on their reaction not very.
@bidderman1969
@bidderman1969 3 жыл бұрын
when a "member of staff" knows more than the coppers, you know something is seriously wrong, :D
@cuckingfunt9353
@cuckingfunt9353 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder what he got kicked out for !
@ashorty21
@ashorty21 3 жыл бұрын
It's my guess he is training staff.it is a collage for recruits
@bluesplayerear6817
@bluesplayerear6817 2 жыл бұрын
I love the way AB brings these fools from their high horses. Keep it up mate
@mikeweston2813
@mikeweston2813 3 жыл бұрын
They tried hard to escalate the situation .All of them need further training .
@TheMercifulKnight
@TheMercifulKnight 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnstonlee And stopping people film them is going to magically stop those security breaches. Right.
@MrPicoop59
@MrPicoop59 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnstonlee Then surely these officers would be better employed building bridges with photographers/vloggers/auditors, who are providing an extra set of eyes for crimes taking place. To quote the NPCC: 'There are no powers prohibiting the taking of photographs, film or digital images in a public place. Therefore, members of the public and press should not be prevented from doing so.  We need cooperation with the media and amateur photographers. They play a vital role as their images help us identify criminals.'
@yusufzaeem4048
@yusufzaeem4048 3 жыл бұрын
I agree
@TheMercifulKnight
@TheMercifulKnight 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnstonlee his whole purpose is the film buildings owned by the tax payer and test the police ability to engage with the public.
@Dynamikcheese
@Dynamikcheese 3 жыл бұрын
"YOU ARE DISMISSED. Thank you sir" the exact thing that should have happened at the start. Lol
@gregoryashton
@gregoryashton 3 жыл бұрын
Funny how she said the Chief would expect any member of staff to present ID, then the Police Staff guy said he didn’t need to present ID
@olikane530
@olikane530 5 ай бұрын
A Comedian with a sense of justice willing to put himself on the line, take my hat off to you 😊🎉
@normanseagull4027
@normanseagull4027 3 жыл бұрын
The Chief Constable needs to be looking at this and reducing his staffing levels. There obviously isn't enough work for all the officers in Essex.
@Polecat54941
@Polecat54941 3 жыл бұрын
And he might want to look into reinstating the IQ test as well looking at this lot of morons?
@michaelgallagher1882
@michaelgallagher1882 3 жыл бұрын
@Uncle Gilbert but she passed the fitness test ?
@jazzytimes2373
@jazzytimes2373 3 жыл бұрын
@@Polecat54941 the fitness level bar needs raising ..if she passed ..
@sbobby8248
@sbobby8248 3 жыл бұрын
Wow!!!! Fitness test or Fatness test?? State of that Police Officer, nothing to be proud of, so rude, she needs to go back for more training. Love you man, thank you for exposing Police bad behaviour. 💙💙💙💙💙
@paulzac7690
@paulzac7690 3 жыл бұрын
"With them silly looking shorts"🤣
@weknowwhotheyare78
@weknowwhotheyare78 3 жыл бұрын
One of your best videos so far AB. Keep up the great work 👍
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 3 жыл бұрын
🙏🏼👍
@darkbydesign1031
@darkbydesign1031 3 жыл бұрын
"don't talk to me, don't talk to me until you come back to 2021" lmao
@holycannoli64
@holycannoli64 3 жыл бұрын
Until you come back to 2021. I'm dead. 😭
@Peteski-0
@Peteski-0 3 жыл бұрын
You can’t be filming fings 🤣🤣 omg that’s the best this month! I’m crying
@del1830
@del1830 Жыл бұрын
Love coming back to the older videos........ .quality AB 😊😊😊😊😊
@BoxerShark
@BoxerShark 3 жыл бұрын
AB - the gift that keeps on giving. Fckin absolutely love these videos can’t handle these cliff hangers tho bro. 😂😂😂. Bill and Ben look like they mean business I hope you put them in their rightful place 🙏🏼
@shimulmiah1184
@shimulmiah1184 3 жыл бұрын
AB your absolutely hilarious when you said your wearing sunglasses from 70’s and it’s 2021 now 😂
@8busby
@8busby 3 жыл бұрын
That was brilliant, she was dressed like Kevin and Perry, 3 of them do the walk of shame
@cisman
@cisman Жыл бұрын
Every second of this video is priceless 😅
@kappa2ou3
@kappa2ou3 3 жыл бұрын
“Glasses from the 70’s 😂😂😂😂we are in 21”😂😂😂😂
@Tibetan-
@Tibetan- 3 жыл бұрын
Essex the gift the keeps giving, 1M+ views on the video, lots of revenue for you AB. Well done 👍
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 3 жыл бұрын
Thank You🤛
@spenny2422
@spenny2422 3 жыл бұрын
I have watched this so many times and have laughed so much. Thank you so much AB😂😂
@LeeLee-gx9uv
@LeeLee-gx9uv 8 ай бұрын
Man said Bring the queen 😂😂😂
@andrerobinson2923
@andrerobinson2923 3 жыл бұрын
"I'll race you. You don't look fit." I nearly died. LOL 😆 LOL
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 3 жыл бұрын
😉
@animal79thecat
@animal79thecat 2 жыл бұрын
Shes built like a rugby prop forward
@JRichards93
@JRichards93 2 жыл бұрын
@@animal79thecat love this 😂😂😂😂
@exiledone69
@exiledone69 2 жыл бұрын
Tbf she looks like she could batter him
@jasbarsoph
@jasbarsoph Жыл бұрын
She’s TRYING her best to look like Paris Hilton with her props.
@GamerUK
@GamerUK 3 жыл бұрын
“You don’t look fit to me” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@AC-13
@AC-13 3 жыл бұрын
😂 🤣 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 classic one liner 🤣
@PSG81
@PSG81 3 жыл бұрын
But she really doesn't
@markfox7764
@markfox7764 3 жыл бұрын
"What about the yellow snow?" - I nearly shat laughing ;-)
@Craig-73
@Craig-73 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 "can I eat yellow snow?" Pmsl this is one of the best AB you crack me up..... love your work, keep it up 👍🏼😂😂😂
@paulblane2613
@paulblane2613 3 жыл бұрын
Firmly back on top of the UK auditors, this is the good old AB when other auditors are losing the plot. Well done big man, Yo!
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 3 жыл бұрын
Yo🤛🤛🤛
@deankellard5907
@deankellard5907 3 жыл бұрын
Totally agree
@PC-hp6gz
@PC-hp6gz 2 жыл бұрын
What an amazing ending. She ended up telling you that you had not committed an offense after telling you that you were committing an offence from the start.
@L9Red
@L9Red 3 жыл бұрын
Funniest audit I've seen in a long time - absolutely hilarious.
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 3 жыл бұрын
👍
@JT-xt8bh
@JT-xt8bh 3 жыл бұрын
Love It
@eddiesilver.7915
@eddiesilver.7915 Жыл бұрын
This is brilliant AB can't stop Laughing. 😊
@azztekk
@azztekk 3 жыл бұрын
absolutely wonderful entertainment! a giant thank you to you, AB, and especially to all of the others involved - without whose participation this wonderful video would never have existed! bravo, ten out of ten! :-)
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