Security Cry Baby

[@sachin5151]

seems like all the officers know about Auditing Britain now.

[@johnnosiennek7066]

Except officer Sheepshagger!

[@canyouwhenyourdrunk]

The younger ones are catching on

[@bartconnolly6104]

He getting so famous.... Nest stop Sheepgate!

[@sachin5151]

@@johnnosiennek7066 😂

[@RealEyesRealiseRealLies]

Word travels fast 🐷🐷🐷

[@mcfc2528]

That older officers approach was disgusting the younger one was probably thinking 'here we go we're gonna go viral now' 😂

[@gamerlest509]

The younger ones face at 7:06 is a picture. You can see exactly what he thinks of his colleague🤣

[@canyouwhenyourdrunk]

Poor guy having to work with angry grandpa all day.

[@paultimmins9853]

They were teamed up so the old embarrassing naive officer can lean from the young guy.

[@beakfordflappering4647]

thats exacly what happened maybe :L

[@aprilia64ape54]

Mcfc kippax, platt lane,Maine, or north

[@norm7298]

you shouldn't make fun of the sheep tattoo, a guys allowed to have a reminder of his best girl

[@oliversabatelli4069]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@harvinderrishiraj888]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@shedendman]

PMSFL

[@EmperorMingg]

I spat my coffee at this - as something of a local, Kettering are known by the neighbouring town as ‘sheep shaggers’... but I’m sure it says lamb of God.

[@thomasolsen7108]

What about the lion!? Inform us

[@bigL.98]

The little chuckle after "no seat belt"😂you can tell he loves what he does,class man✌

[@buttheyreinvestmentsdear3132]

Don’t film me - while he points out three cameras that he’s videoing you on.

[@JustTis]

That grey haired officers attitude instantly embarrassed the young officer, jokes 😂

[@PsilocinThistle]

More like the tattoo u mean 😂😂

[@JustTis]

@@PsilocinThistle I wrote this before I got there aha

[@roryisbest5]

It's a shame, I think PC Barry would of got on with AB, whereas PC LambArm let the side down

[@WildB06]

He's the reason why desk jobs were created

[@markgreen351]

Good cop bad cop

[@tobylots]

As a security guard, my Boss said my job is to watch the office I’m on season 6 so far, and not sure what this has to do with security 😂

[@patthewoodboy]

heee heeee :-)

[@jasonwindebank5455]

Brilliant 👏

[@alcoyne3333333333333]

🤣

[@mrhealthandsafety1750]

GOLD

[@personalcheeses8073]

🏅👏👏👏

[@--SD--]

"Why don't you report that to the police?" - he asks, as he's literally reporting it to two police officers - 2000IQ there.

[@shawnabear6756]

The way you dealt with that geriatric plod was spot on AB...

[@MARSHALL247365]

😂😂😂 “crying like baby” was so funny

[@dannybee8426]

Lool 😆 🤣 😂

[@D-REN]

"why don't you report that to the police?" AB is literally reporting it to him and he's apparently a police officer

[@sexymuthafunka8240]

That was the bit where you have to just be in awe of the *special level* of stupid on display by that guy!

[@cockpiss9260]

That cop has a serious attitude problem. What if a member of the public has a speech impediment or a disability and talking is hard for them? PC Sheep Harasser goes at them the way he did AB?

[@nickhyde420]

They are the two coppers of the Haribo advert.

[@johnvienta7622]

@@cockpiss9260 , PC Sheep Harasser, you win. Absolute classic. Kettering Police station, where men are men and sheep are frightened.

[@GamerUK]

😂👏 comedy gold

[@nationaItrust]

LOL that security guard has been training all his life for this moment 🤣 he got so excited

[@michaelbramall6799]

Hahahaha

[@warwickmalone5808]

Can you imagine the drudgery, then one day, it happens, a guy with a camera. ;^)

[@nige3801]

He was spunking in his pants 😂🤣

[@dadventurer36]

I love how you dont allow them to trap you and you answer their questions in the way they aren't able. Absolute class at this you are mate.

[@HeadstockFilms]

When the old Policman turns to his colleague and says "Ask him the same question" LOL.

[@pilgrimoutdoors-uk6177]

My thoughts exactly - an absolute Grade 1 moron.

[@1boss1TV]

The only reason that younger cop didn't mouth off is because he knew who you were and that it would go online if he started mouthing off.

[@marky_starky]

Makes me laugh just how many times the police will ignore actual crimes pointed out to them (such as the seatbelt), to continue 'dealing with' someone who is not committing any crimes. Maybe they did go and speak to the muppet security guy but I bet they didn't... Oh, and pretty ironic of the sheepish police guy to cry about his tattoos being private and non of your business, while at the same time he is quite happy trying to pry into your business. Of course that irony will be lost on him as I doubt he is MENSA material.

[@paultimmins9853]

Hit the nail on the head Mr Starky...Eloquently put!

[@carlosq4775]

How sweet the old constable had a tattoo of his first love dolly the sheep 💕

[@norbert1636]

not disrispecting Jodie Foster or Anthony Hopkinks this one could be titled "Dumbness of the lambs"

[@butmay1893]

ha ha how funny and orginal and what a WIT! Did you think of that yourself? Saying someone sleeps with sheep- heheheehhehe

[@OldBoyTantrums]

I am not joking. I been watching your videos randomly for a while but over the past two weeks I have started bingeing your channel and I haven’t laughed this much is a very long time. I don’t think you know how funny you are, amazing. How you spot things like the tattoo and bring it up is so bloody funny. Love it, keep It up and keep us laughing mate.

[@markfrost1359]

Ah, the old days of having standards, when the police were properly trained and were not allowed visible tattoos

[@worzel4646]

I've watched this over and over and over. My ass is breaking😂😂😂😂 that bahhhh at the end is the best thing ever. AB legend👍

[@malced1]

Young polite officer. Possibly an AB fan. And one embittered rude officer. 🤣🤣🤣

[@jamble7k]

he knew this would end up on there so didn't pursue any silly demands like the tattooed OAP

[@maggie2759]

Older copper very aggressive. Young officer has a nicer approach to the public..

[@maggie2759]

@@juliandavies1974 oh come on, he was straight in there when AB was already talking to the other officer calmly, Shouting 'I can'thear you!' because of your mask, where the other officer clearly could!. And he then went on to say.. AB should have phoned 999 for the man not having a seatbelt.. which you must agree is ridiculous?.. and would be a complete waste of time. his whole approach was wrong, when he didn't really know, what had gone on at that point.. this did not call for 'aggressive' policing..

[@technicalscience]

@@juliandavies1974 Call it what you want, but the polite one got results, the rude one didn't.

[@maggie2759]

@@juliandavies1974 did we watch the same video?..

[@omegaman1154]

I DONT WANT TO SPEAK TO YOU - I call that the silence of the lambs 😂😂😂

[@johnvienta7622]

He was just a bit sheepish.

[@johnvienta7622]

@@richierich8334 , bet he has a holiday home in Sheepscombe.

[@davebron4888]

Bet you got fleeced in costa.

[@ginti4725]

😣😂😂😂😁😂😣

[@sinatravel1802]

Judi Foster

[@wiggywaggo9647]

I remember when i tried for a security job but was turned down after they asked if i considered myself to be reasonably intelligent and i answered 'yes'.

[@jeanmorris6601]

😂

[@Quaily_Yolky]

And then you woke up

[@bsimpson6204]

"if i considered myself to be reasonably intelligent and i answered 'yes'" That made me laugh

[@Jimbo-gi7xn]

Yeah they're not the brightest sparks are they these security people.

[@glennseaward3050]

No criticism of the sald bastard fiming though 😅😅

[@dj_mibro]

Officer asked about 4 times if you’re Auditing Britain 😂 He’s a fan, probs reading this comment now 👀

[@catoomch]

No doubt. And he did a good job too, fair props to him.

[@ChadeGB]

I've just found your channel. You're a legend. I love the Baaaa at the end.

[@Ang-hj6cb]

“Is it auditing Britain?” Ignores the question asks again “Is it auditing Britain?” Ignores the question 😂😂 love it

[@Hustle07w]

I bet he typed it in to look for the video

[@Communist_Reggae]

yep! legend

[@reecebarton1715]

@@alexlamond9559 who’s the illegal auditor ?

[@rob103rl]

@@reecebarton1715 ignore him, probably plod.

[@reecebarton1715]

@@rob103rl yer true everything I see ab do is lawful

[@thepeadair]

"Why don't you report it to the Police?" Just after you reported it to them. Couldn't make it up.

[@teehughes746]

He was trying.... well punching the buttons to make AB think it, then drive off like a hard man, [look no seat belt I’m super tuff]

[@alim815]

Granddad needs to call it a day and consider going part time at B&Q

[@NuttiGoat]

I think part time at the B&Q paint desk would suit him

[@trustnoone9931]

😂😂😂😂

[@manicminer3830]

Part time @ B&Q - love it!!! :)

[@garlicnaan1]

🤣

[@theentfac9008]

U give me too much jokes son😂😂😂..keep the pressure on.😂😂

[@evathedog4254]

That was the best one I've seen AB, made me dribble with laughter

[@butmay1893]

strange

[@beardofdoomnola9056]

The officer was rather sheepish to explain his tattoos one might say

[@bartconnolly6104]

Baaaad joke

[@beardofdoomnola9056]

@@bartconnolly6104 😂😂 all in good faith

[@Swindondrive]

I think there meant to keep tattoos covered when in uniform

[@dennisd.cherrysr.3326]

Very true, most people like to show off their tats.

[@johnvienta7622]

You deserve two likes for that joke.

[@pinefreshflash7881]

Why do you have a sheep tattooed on your arm?.... I’m crying.....

[@cyclist68]

Makes a change from, "Are your teeth real?" or the classic " Your flies are undone man zip em up!"

[@jamescullen2448]

The love of his life 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑😄😃😄😃😃

[@adamclark1972uk]

"The lion will lie down with the lamb" I think it's from the Bible

[@patrickomaracou7268]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAA what a feckin idjit ,that just show what a stupid count he is.

[@vanishingpoint808]

The rude coffin dodger hiding his arms! Funny as fuc.

[@zolbad]

The young copper was on the Ball..PC Wrinkles ought to retire..

[@thathurt]

When a Police officer says "just out of interest" when he wants to find out something. 🤣🤣🤣

[@etherealdreams7936]

The old copper later went on to accuse A.B of trying to pull the wool over his eye's !!

[@danhanley1313]

Mary had a little lamb 😂

[@MR18.5]

Pull the wool 🤣🤣🤣

[@Christopher-m81]

‘Why did you tattoo a sheep on your arm’ ‘ bleat baaaaa’ 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@dann756]

This "security" guard looks and sounds like an old man you'd come across drunk at 11am outside a wetherspoons. If it wasn't for that silly car, it would be an easy comparison

[@michaelyates5976]

It is him.

[@quantom5364]

@@michaelyates5976 The old security guy sounds like the everyday working man albeit his attitude.This won't be popular with his abode and fellow citizens.

[@gazza2004]

You killed me with the little "Baaaaaa" at the end 😂

[@mklafish]

That OAP officer.. 😂😂Arms like matchsticks. Hard nut stance of hands in the pocket and a few tattoos to really add effect. 😂 its retirement time buddy

[@HappyTVHappyTV]

That copper looks like he should be in a retirement home!

[@AuditingBritain]

I was about to tell him that

[@TheGrobbo1956]

Or an abbatoir

[@deanonodinosaur7257]

@@AuditingBritain I was surprised you didn't suggest a hearing aid.

[@alangknowles]

Dixon of Dock Green?

[@seannamadra5675]

Ageist?? Shame on ye?

[@paulie-Gualtieri.]

Bob Cryer from the Bill looking all hard with his tattoos

[@5778-z9j]

Definitely got bullied at school that one, tattoos and join the plod to try feel better about himself 😂

[@harvinderrishiraj888]

"You're nicked"..lol

[@monkeytonker4637]

Dead ringer lol

[@builder481]

@@5778-z9j Why are you making fun of people who got bullied in school?

[@5778-z9j]

@@builder481 😂 melt

[@vinimarshall7301]

This place looks like a nice spot for a couple of hundred folks to wind the security team up after lockdown lifts

[@davymac3882]

Lets hope there is a plan for a mass audit to revisit the best of the miserable hi viz brigade.

[@mattrhodes3498]

You think lockdown is lifting? Hahaahhahahahaa🤣😂🤣😂 it's not... Sorry, I mean, I'm sceptical about that

[@rogerborg]

Young copper knew _exactly_ what was going on, and yet _still_ couldn't resist asking the purpose of the filming. Surely he knows that the purpose is to see _if_ he asks that pointless question.

[@naugladur8534]

That sheep sound 😂 I bet the young officer smelled what was about to happen and kept quiet when his buddy was going Stalin on AB

[@jonathanfoster4243]

Hahaha when you need the police, if they answered the phone it might be a start. I'd hate to think anyone relied on them to do anything.

[@martynanstis1620]

Bret comment!

[@rob103rl]

That older PC was like a lamb to the slaughter!

[@clifty4208]

The way that officer hid his arm after the questioning of the sheep priceless.. AB you've done it again sir 👌👍😂

[@jonrowen6021]

The sheep. His missus

[@msanchez24270]

..."bahahaha"...lmao...the more videos i watch the more entertaining it is...hey AB, the guy in Orange reminded me of that kid video who wanted to upper cut Father Christmas...haha

[@peterdurnien9084]

@@adrenalinejunkie3828 Maybe?

[@hudson7354]

Disgusting that copper wearing tattoos, absolutely unprofessional and should be put on a desk job. He’s about 74

[@user-zm9gc1kt8b]

That Old Sheep Shagging Trophy Tattoo !😂 I'm sure he was in the D Day invasion

[@mrdeafa25]

The Old Aged Copper looks like he slept on a wet comic

[@7heRedBaron]

He needs to see an audiologist if he has trouble with his hearing.

[@John_Wood_]

Bet he looks in the mirror and sees John Wick

[@pauljoneseyboy9615]

Slept on a wet comic! Haha is that from viz? Genius

[@cliffordbuttle4529]

He forgot his Wellington BOOTS

[@butmay1893]

I wish I was sleeping on a wet comic. Would take Sarah Silverman. Wet. Actually she's not that fit, but not a lot of female comics are.

[@johnnosiennek7066]

That old cop was trying to "large it up" in front of his underling . Then when you refused to talk with him, that urked him big time and made him look the chump he is Nice one AB..."it is AB isn't it" LOL

[@mattpayne3349]

And imagine the war stories that the young guy would have to suffer driving around with him.

[@johnnosiennek7066]

@@mattpayne3349 Poor kid !!!

[@mattpayne3349]

@@johnnosiennek7066 Yeah. And to make it even worse for him the old cop probably has a military background.

[@skeletronas5867]

"Is pwivate poppity"

[@Security2U]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mcirelandosharma7411]

😂😂

[@SeanieVoiceOver]

Lol

[@junior7669]

Are you American?

[@ttt1779]

🇬🇧😂

[@VILLA2192]

I have to agree at 9:25 when you say the approach of that policer officer was terrible. There was absolutley no need for him to speak to you the way he did. Well handled my friend!

[@NickLitten]

@8:10 the moment of infamy "Is it Auditing Britain?" ;)

[@lordlucan9351]

That old policeman had muscles like knots in cotton.

[@michaelyates5976]

Tattooed old arms that now look like crumpled newspaper.

[@mikkelcalum6589]

Hahahaha

[@kartosenlitminey]

He's still young

[@johnfellows2867]

Apart from the weird sheep tattoo, his attitude stunk, " you'll need us one day " !

[@misiasert1348]

My experience is thats the very time you won't see a police officer.

[@paultimmins9853]

I detect a veiled threat in the form of denial of service. I also detect a low IQ and low calibre physical presence......Exactly why would anybody need him. The young officer would be my preferred option by far.

[@alanclark4255]

@@paultimmins9853 good comment

[@jackgray5615]

You’re so close to 100k AB. Keep up the great content. Educating us all. Thanks

[@JeffJeffers0n]

I wonder if he'll get sent a silver play button 🤔

[@jackgray5615]

@@JeffJeffers0n He better do

[@keithdavies150]

If you think that is the case, you seriously require education!.

[@jackgray5615]

@@keithdavies150 He deserves it

[@jackgray5615]

@@keithdavies150 All youtubers get one

[@YGZ]

He has a sheep tattoo because he's from Kettering. Look it up AB if you don't get the joke.

[@stephencresswell4760]

7:04 the look the younger copper gives the old angry one. 🤣🤣🤣

[@derekread763]

Are these people all signing on..? Walks up to camera and says"Don't film me" works every time. 😆😆😆

[@joohop]

Bro You Could Be Right Bless Up Buddy

[@johnphazzleton]

That older police officer has bad attitude. His approach was terrible. By starting with .. I can't tell what your saying usnt the way to start joining in on an already started conversation. Where's his hello, good afternoon.. disgusting

[@WeAreTheTrueMedia]

9:12 "why did you tattoo a sheep......" 🤣 I nearly spat my beer out!

[@jonmills5097]

Oh the irony . We are watching you on camera but how dare you watch us 🙈😆 I can’t cope 😂

[@rajugurungvlog]

Congrats for 100k and wish you for 1M soon 🤙

[@trevorphilips6306]

Security tools are getting thicker by the day.

[@TheSadButMadLad]

Love the way you ignored the "Are you Auditing Britain" question. Shows that the police have your mug shot and know about you and what you do. But even then he still had to ask questions about your filming when they should've run away rather than make a fool of themselves.

[@officialgrizzy273]

Almost 100k!!! btw this video is like fresh breath, funny interaction, and editing at the end👌🏻😅

[@killachief187]

Very polite young police constable. Well done 👏.

[@pilgrimoutdoors-uk6177]

I felt sorry for that younger Officer, having to do a shift with Uncle Steptoe and his shi**y attitude must be a nightmare. Well done young man, you were polite, calm and informed - as opposed to rude, excitable and ill educated...like Sheepy Steptoe.

[@ubuntuafrique5802]

“We have all these cameras Why are you filming”

[@jamble7k]

they don't see the irony

[@nickhyde420]

Camera wars.

[@1875Aldo]

Larry the lamb has a serious attitude problem. 😂😂😂

[@hollow34]

Sat at work in my hi-viz 🤭 laughing my ass off at this. Thank you AB. This is brilliant journalism. PC on your right... His eyes darting at his partner as he escalated the situation from 1 to 100 for no reason. Yep he's seen him do it before.

[@DHKCreative]

You full my heart with joy. “Don’t be silly man!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@pauljoneseyboy9615]

No seatbelt! Hahahahahaha! Brilliant, this is comedy gold.

[@reecebarton1715]

Lmao that bahahaha at the end had me in creases man love your work

[@jamieaustin6403]

"i'm not allowed to have an accident?" priceless!!

[@boopbopbeeponelongdong520]

Baaaa is the best one liner iv'e heard this year pmsl..

[@trojanhorse5363]

Pure class had me crying 😂🤣 😂🏆🏆🏆🏆

[@hyruleansans473]

What about when he asked the guy a few months ago, if he was wearing false teeth?😂

[@boopbopbeeponelongdong520]

@@hyruleansans473 The guy comes up with a cracker every few weeks.

[@noelp7834]

One of the best videos yet. Zooming in on the sheep tattoo. 😂

[@bigdoguk7773]

Oh the older copper had a real attitude! YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!

[@ronniehammond2962]

That old copper is the type of copper that will violate your right if you wasent aware of them love your videos ab

[@stoopingfalcon891]

Wondering if there is anyone capable of thinking, 'Oh look there's someone with a camera recording nothing in particular, I will just leave him alone" lol

[@glennseaward3050]

A bit sad ,don't you think . Makes me wonder about the camera guys life also 🤣🤣

[@CambridgeCrazyDrivers]

Abdul is the most movable security guard ever!

[@bigg16]

"Why a tattoo of a sheep on your arm??" LMAO🤣🤣🤣

[@Lui-893]

The ending with the dog growling so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

[@bobby6308]

PC Barry is a fan! he said "is it Auditing Britain?" whilst you were talking AB

[@simonzodiac90]

I'm fairness he was alright during the whole interaction. :)

[@kcgibbs]

I love how you dealt with the old skinny tattooed jerk.

[@daveduck4315]

Bet the old guys a hoot to be with

[@easynow3478]

You may have actually changed how he approaches the public from now on 😂 👍🏻

[@terranceprice7006]

I doubt it very much, too old and set in his ways.

[@John_Wood_]

@@terranceprice7006 Probably around 60. Don't they retire round 50? Must have started late, the tatts are to modernise his image

[@wsdraper]

That "Baaaaaa" at the end crippled me 🤣

[@jamesolojo787]

Congratulations for 100k subscribers, u have entertained as thoroughly.. Even the police are recognising your channel, you are getting famous.

[@AuditingBritain]

Thank you 🙏

[@Stuart_George]

You gotta love it. 'Don't video me......' 'We're watching you on the camera......' 🤣🤣🤣

[@logicvsemotion7355]

omg you pointed out the sheep tattoo and he immediately responded as a sheep by hiding is hands backwards lol

[@silverfoils]

A great rule for life.... Treat everybody you meet the best you can, then treat them how they treat you.

[@garlicnaan1]

Treat them how they treat you.....🤔I like that

[@nonameneeded2943]

@@garlicnaan1 it's that the first time you heard that phrase 🤔

[@dontstart8440]

Grandad Tried being arrogant to gain the upper hand and was made to look like exactly what he is.

[@petyrbaelish1718]

Haha brilliant. I love watching these videos, although you've got to feel for the security bloke. He was just doing his job, following commands and to be fair was relatively polite about it. He was bound to get annoyed with that camera in his face lol. Please do keep them coming though. It's hilarious.

[@londonboss2111]

The dog barking at the end was funny 😁

[@simonfawaz7323]

AB, Your videos are the only thing that's interesting on KZbin. Please keep them coming🏅🏆🏅

[@kingfrogduck5713]

He was so agressive and rude "ok then why don't you report that to the police instead of filming" the irony

[@markdunkling1604]

The grumpy old fellow who drew all over himself needs to wear sleeves .

[@greghoward2667]

Time to let the younger polite police generation take over.

[@kartosenlitminey]

Nope