The Worst TikToks Ever Made

TikTok, an app that giveth, an app that taketh. Normally in the taketh department, we're talking about my happiness. Today, we look at some more of the internet's worst TikToks. Buckle up.
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[@gamermusiclover8883]

Just remember if you do something stupid and cringey in a store the employees are making fun of you

[@Truecrimeresearcher224]

Waiting to legally taze them

[@prodbytarantino]

And we WILL remember your face 😭

[@anthonyruiz1493]

Can verify

[@shuruff904]

This is true

[@agents8318]

I'd hope so

[@purplviking6181]

The "no one cares target" tik tok guy... They ACTUALLY care VERY MUCH they're just too afraid to say anything thinking you might kill them.

[@OliveDiamonds]

As someone that works at Target, this is true. More than likely, half the team members that are hearing him scream are on their walkies telling AP about the psycho in grocery

[@viablue8143]

Yep. Nobody wants to pick a fight with someone who looks mentally unstable. And those who genuinely ignore you do it because they think you’re such a moron that you aren’t even worth getting their attention or opening their mouth to say something. You are not being cool, you’re being looked down upon by the people who will then go home and make fun of the idiot at the store. Idk what the idea is, really. You’re either the kid everyone avoids like a plague patient, or the clown they all laugh at but can’t be bothered to interact with. I really don’t see what’s so attractive about either one.

[@YOUR_NARRATOR975]

Not too sure on the legality, but I'm pretty sure screaming random dates at people might violate some sort of law.

[@I-am-stupid278]

@@YOUR_NARRATOR975 and if it doesnt it should

[@YOUR_NARRATOR975]

@@I-am-stupid278 so I looked it up and I'm assuming 90% of judges could get you locked up for assault. The law says if you say stuff like "you're an idiot" it's not illegal unless you're disturbing the peace but if it's something that could make someone feel unsafe/threatened (like random dates) it can be considered assault

[@antonicarneline249]

1:05 I feel bad for the people and kids who were just chilling and eating at a restaurant and some dude (who acts like a kid and is about 20 years old) who disturbs their chill and screams like a moron, for a TikTok, of course.

[@certified_crab]

What restaurant is it?? I've been trying to figure it out but couldn't

[@bo2720]

​@@certified_crabIts not Popeyes in Detroit I bet!😂

[@courtykat]

@@certified_crab Almost positive that's a Chili's

[@kingofcontr0versy812]

As long as there is an August the duck Christmas special I'm set.

[@kingofcontr0versy812]

@im sacred that's not a Christmas special but okay

[@mexicahotcheetoes.5107]

@im sacred is a stupid bot.

[@getgoodbudy101]

I agree

[@kingofcontr0versy812]

@@mexicahotcheetoes.5107 For sure

[@TTVBoyardD]

@im sacred so what about this ? kzbin.info/www/bejne/jZCmq4OXiMmoZ8U

[@ViktoriaSkripka90]

Imagine sacrificing the best years of your life, your health and a shitload of money to raise a child just for them to grow up and make these TikToks.

[@aether_feathers]

😂 unfortunately a risk you must take if you want to have children

[@silverhawk24]

@@aether_feathers fair point

[@yellowronos]

Asians: *brings metal slippers*

[@feraltaco4783]

I don't have kids but if I did and I caught them doing this shit, that kid would be on lock down.

[@Mysinismikako]

​@@feraltaco4783It depends, not all of these tiktoks were worthy of a punishment. Some were just cringe. You don't punish that

[@dracodracarys2339]

and of course the rampant animal abuse, like making goldfish swim in a mug of cola or frying live axolotls in an airfryer

[@the_inquisitive_inquisitor]

Man I had to look up what an "axolotls" was and it's fucked if people are airfrying those cute little guys!

[@vexelatory]

@@the_inquisitive_inquisitor fr

[@deerymeimhere]

Hold up which sick fuck is airfrying live axolotls.

[@aether_feathers]

Some people are just careless

[@puchipuchi808]

Wtf side of TikTok are you on?!

[@Nameless_mixes]

I have a simpler solution: Just put the items back where you found them. I’ve been doing it for years. It won’t k!II you and the employees will appreciate not needing to relocate tons of misplaced items left anywhere a customer felt like (including the check out line).

[@Gatorade69]

Yep. I have even taken items others have left and put them back. One employee saw me doing that and thanked me. I even take my cart back. Like are people just so lazy ?

[@rainbowditto9033]

FRR i had a girl come in and decide she didnt want a snack and made eye contact with me as she put it in our checkout lane stock instead of just handing it to me

[@soggywater8939]

I'm guilty of doing things like not putting things back I apologize

[@MyNameHere101]

You don't need to censor yourself. Just type "kill". You're fine.

[@feraltaco4783]

I worked in retail so I will walk through the entire store to put something back. I also pick up things or put something on a rack where it should be. I never had enough time in a shift to get everything done. I'm a perfectionist so it was beyond frustrating. I profusely thanked any customers who helped out like that. Unless you've worked in retail you don't understand what a help it is to have customers do that. Side note: PLEASE do not let your kids destroy the toy aisles. If your kid wants to run wild, let them do it at home. One time I had to tell a dad and his kid to stop throwing a football in the damn store. YOU'RE supposed to teach your kids how to behave. Big Lots is not a football field! *rant over*

[@rainbowditto9033]

The 'rap' made me cringe so hard that my face sunk into my head. Why do so many of these tiktok users forget how word flow works as soon as they open their mouths 😭

[@puchipuchi808]

I remember people commenting on insta ( it was on a TikTok cringe account ) how her voice slowly sounded country and how she probably felt like she did something epic.

[@__u__9464]

It wasn't even bad I really don't get what the problem was here

[@travon4924]

@@__u__9464I agree with you, these dumbass kids probably never even heard a ‘rap’ song

[@certified_crab]

Fr, like just cuz it rhymes doesn't mean it sounds good

[@Wow_its_Ethan]

Ngl and I know no one asked but I don’t like rap who else doesn’t if anyone’s still looking at these comments anymore?

[@prodbytarantino]

We need to start being able to call people out for their crazy ass behavior without it being considered “arm chair psychology” 😫Like you should most definitely be warning others if someone is psychotic af

[@elitherainwing]

what in the goddamn is "arm chair psychology"? my brain cell hurt

[@Bosnian.Spartan]

@@elitherainwing kinda seems like imposter syndrome... Google says: Armchair psychology is when someone without any relevant experience or qualifications gives you mental illness advice. Often, they think they're helping, but in reality, their "diagnoses" can be damaging.... Well if calling them crazy is ACP then I'd rather call them field days for morticians

[@alicehellsing5505]

@@elitherainwing it's someone who thinks that they can diagnose people's mental illnesses without ever having studied.

[@prodbytarantino]

@@elitherainwing did you even watch the video bro 😭

[@elitherainwing]

@@prodbytarantino I did, I still don’t understand

[@ashyboo74]

Hey August. I just wanted to let you know how much I appreciate your videos. My dad and I used to watch them together and he passed away just a few days ago. Your videos give me a sense of comfort and laughter during this hard time. I know you probably won't see this but thank you so much 💗

[@Windwalker88]

My dad has been gone for 10 years and i feel you bro. The pain gets manageable but it the good memories will always stay with you

[@ashyboo74]

@@Windwalker88 thank you I really appreciate that. I've been thinking of a lot of good memories lately and they really are so important

[@pokeek6080]

I'm so sorry to hear your father's passing. May he rest in peace. 💚And I'm glad you find enjoyment from watching these videos, they really do give you a good laugh.

[@misschin99]

My deepest condolences to you! I recently lost my father too, and I can't bear to do anything we used to do together. I'm not ready yet, not even to look at his pictures.

[@SummerW-eh4ub]

Rest in peace. My dad is still around but I don't see him haven't seen him for 6yrs now but we had no relationship I'm so sorry I can't think of how it must feel I hope your ok 🙏🙏.Rest in peace 🕊️🕊️

[@mech7141]

In Germany you would do this only one time.

[@4nn_1l]

SCHWÖRE😭😭

[@kinghrath]

Because they'd arrest you, as you have no freedom of speech. Not condoning the behavior, just telling it how it is.

[@Tayanaaaa]

Thank you for sacrificing your sanity for us 🙌

[@aether_feathers]

We technically are sacrificing our sanity as well watching this video because we still can see those crazy people content

[@SSO_GR]

5:26 The zoom in on his face made me want to scooch back in my seat, *so bad* I'm not kidding.

[@CFootprints]

As someone who works in retail, those first people are the people we absolutely burn into the ground making fun of them during our break.

[@nerd26373]

These TikToks keep on going, and yet there's no one or nothing at all to stop them.

[@bigsteamypeas]

People keep watching them, people keep making fun of them, people keep making videos about them. It's never going to stop if we continue like this!

[@damnitsem]

3:15 The fact that one of the dates he yelled is my birthday has filled me with unexpected dread 😞

[@emmalemon6266]

Omg same 💀

[@reereearts]

welp better watch out then

[@bumblehoney7206]

Happy early Birthday

[@pitsahat2]

He knows...

[@cringeoregano3411]

Aight ill get the funeral ready

[@twistedtomato222]

What really tickles my taint is that there are people who wake up and think to themselves "can't wait to watch this person's tik toks today" and have nothing better to do with their lives

[@xreverse_f1ash]

watching those people scream in public places made me feel like I injected cringe into my body

[@desayeedcharles5242]

Let's take a moment to appreciate how August went through all these cringe for us 🖐️.

[@bclynch30]

Damn trooper

[@liggrish]

Tiktokers make me wanna spontaneously combust into a ball of flames

[@jacobchristopher211]

2:00 my guy went from human to donkey to dog

[@gorb690]

I swear tiktokers will do anything for views and honestly it gets really sad seeing what some people will do for views and clarification 😐

[@VICSTAR9]

Ikr Imagine acting like a 2 second old kid in target lol

[@justanothernpc5419]

After just watching a comp with a man beatboxing in a pizza hut and screaming at the employees- i escape to Augusts channel, only to find another screamer here . Truly an algorithm moment .

[@offline.-.]

(1:53) If he calls himself a furry, as a furry myself i DO NOT CLAIM HIM Pass him to the cringe planet.

[@Minabeanmachine]

Passed

[@PouchyTheCanadianAlpaca]

As a therian,we dont claim him either

[@michellequinn7459]

This just made me feel so sick and I’m sure their fans agreed with whatever they said. It’s sad and horrible. I can’t believe this is the world we live in now

[@warazaki5305]

1:20 fwy threatening to burn down or destroy property of someone else is very illegal

[@SecretWars98]

The second hand embarrassment was a little bit too much with this one Duck.. Also, can’t help but to ask..Who the hell are the ones deep diving these Tiki Toks for you? 😂 😓

[@TGWT]

Congrats to the first guy, he is the first tiktoker that made be literally look away from the screen and feel pain.

[@inpossible1910]

8:58 self check out is great

[@rabbitttz]

Back when it was like a fad to make fun of millennials, I had no idea what a millennial was or that I am one lol. I just kept thinking ‘those people sound so stupid’ lol. A lot of those stereotypes like avocado toast and stuff aren’t true so that’s why I didn’t know they were talking about me.

[@puchipuchi808]

That's understandable lol. But as a Gen Zer myself and can see how some of us can unsympathetic, immature, and delusional. Same time most of us are young and will grow out of it but some won't.

[@sushisnake9]

3:09 He literally has the laugh that patrick does after he says "Haha its a giraffe" on s1 ep2 of spongebob.

[@AgasTian04]

8:20 pegasus came in my mind

[@randomsliceofcakeofficial]

2:25 I’m 13 (I turn 14 in under a month) and even I recognise it’s weird. Maybe because I’m neurodiverse and I’m sensitive to loud sounds but I don’t think that’s the case.

[@PouchyTheCanadianAlpaca]

Im sensitive to loud noises too and am 13 too lol (idk if im neurodiverse,i do have some symptoms for autism but i havent gotten diagnosed or anything) and i find that wrong and weird too

[@Leav3Now]

This brings me back to my morning... getting barked at by some freshman...💀

[@clownho3255]

worked at Michaels and worst place to work , and the location i worked at horrible management and customers just treating you badly cause they can , multiple people just wanting to make you cry or insult you to your face , and because they think they are so important with their crafts think that getting you in trouble with a manager will do anything , Michaels does not care

[@vrabo3026]

"I'LL PROVE NO ONE CARES, WATCH THIS" *Camera cuts exactly after he does the thing, robbing us of people's reactions and any proof.*

[@AmbblyPuff]

You know someone has a few loose screws when they call themselves Alpha Pookie lmao, but seriously that dude should be charged for making the threat to burn a building down, especially with ppl in it

[@omg.theykilledkenny]

"who the fuck is ava" "my mom" Who tf uses their moms NAME?

[@twistedviewlabs]

fun fact, they don't have self-checkout at Michaels. my wife practically lives at Michaels and has constantly asked for them to have self-checkout.

[@fan.80s_90s]

2:09 is this guy ok? Screaming in public does amount to disorderly conduct.

[@SkibidiNigs]

As a Micheals' worker, I wish we had that self checkout

[@quoteonquoteclub9711]

August is slowly becoming a tik Tok exclusive channel

[@kenzieuchiha1191]

Congrats to the Seth guy for actually making my skin crawl at the ridiculous scenarios and overdone facial expressions.

[@YOUR_NARRATOR975]

"Mom, can we have pain Olympics?" "No we have that at home." Pain Olympics at home:

[@geofff.3343]

If anything's going to cancel Eminem, it's going to be the fact that his name is Marshal Bruce Mathers III.

[@manishchinnaa.a7834]

Bruhh FR

[@Kwegge]

I think humanity has reached a all new low after seeing these....

[@purplviking6181]

Every day is a new low for humanity my friend

[@thatisemtile1314]

Tiktok is the one uncle in the family that you keep trying to forget.

[@BrainJuiceTX]

I love the how he had the perfect face for you explaining that mom tiktok.

[@Ibatronic]

Forgive me being…that guy, but… I miss those days when KZbin creators made some weird but unique stuff that showed their creativity and endeavors and not copy what others were doing or trying to gain attention through stupid stuff… Good times…

[@SomewhatClassyGoose]

"This like if Patrick Bateman had a TikTok" -AugustTheDuck

[@betbih65]

In my job (retail/fast food) whenever people act crazy and start screaming literally just to be obnoxious my managers put them on trespassing.😂😂

[@lavendermagic84]

That Michaels Karen really gives off That Vegan Teacher vibes 😆

[@Allious131]

Two things I disagree with you August on is people will forget about gen z because they are trash at entertainment and they did in fact try to cancel eminem some months ago, but the rest of everything you said was on point.

[@_TheDoomslay3r]

Right on time as i finished my homework, gotta get my daily dose of august the duck

[@zayway4659]

Actually the one talking about self checkouts is true. Sometimes you accidentally scan something twice. Its inconvenient for both the employee and the customer to have to wait for them to take it off.

[@pumpkinpie7254]

I'd feel legitimately threatened and wouldn't think twice about macing that " Target Menance " .

[@radhikapatel0501]

8:47 And, the amount of times people say they're doomed because of gen z when the weirdest and worst stuff is done by millennials is just...

[@JnelASMR]

These people are literally legends to boldly humiliate themselves like this for the world to see, and I cringe at myself when I make a few out of point comments, but this, this next level stuff!

[@worldomino2225]

I would freaking love a self checkout at my local Michael’s or hobby lobby, no awkward “ so whatcha making?” No waiting in line for people with 80 things in their carts making sure each and every one is for sure on sale. Life would be 100% easier. And idk what she’s talking about because my creative mind knows exactly what I’m going in there for and even if don’t, if I have something I changed my mind on I just put it back.

[@WhateverProduction4]

I hate KZbin. I typed this comment last night after watching your video but somehow, it managed to delete itself? 🤷‍♂ Basically this, I love your vids August. Always entertaining and enjoyable to listen to your opinions on different subjects from around the WWW. With that being said, two things I disagreed with from this video. For starters, I'd consider looking into certain topics before you throw out your 2 cents. First, Eminem has been under the cancel culture spotlight literally since he dropped his first album. It died down for a very very long time, but then re-emerged again over the last few years. He even literally made a song about it, in response to cancel culture trying to cancel him.....and failing lol. Secondly, the first part where you mentioned it not being possible for someone to not be able to spell the word, Y-E-S. However, look it up, there was a trend for a bit where there was this riddle type thing, I forget how it goes exactly but you can confuse someone, even the average person into not realizing what YES spells. It has to do with having them spell EYES out loud, getting them fixated on how EYES is pronounced to the point where when you ask them what YES spells, they continue to try pronouncing EYES in their mind. It works in reverse too. Psychology brother it's an amazing thing. I feel like that's what these guys did in the clip you showed, but cut out the first part where they confused them before asking what YES spells.

[@insanity_attacks6347]

9:52 as a cashier I hate it when people go through the whole store only to decide last minute to say they don’t want it. They either put it back in the wrong place or they make me put it back causing more work for me to do because they are too lazy to put it back themselves.

[@Kmartguy]

This is the earliest I've gotten to a august video.

[@jasonfraser7536]

That Target guy is going to get an involuntary psych hold

[@Misty8097]

I've never met an Eminem fan who wasn't totally cringe.

[@grandmasteryoda2605]

Eminem fans trying desperately to defend the line "I can rhyme orange with banana, booooornana, eating pork rinds in pajamas, playin' fortnite with your grandma".

[@narusuke413]

@@grandmasteryoda2605 you tried

[@711Milkman]

​@@grandmasteryoda2605You cannot deny the fact he do be playing Fortnite with your grandma tho

[@grandmasteryoda2605]

@@narusuke413 tried what brother

[@Sharkcookiess]

I’ve met a few decent ones

[@saladcat231]

That dude at the start sounds like the insane kid in the corner of every class away from everyone

[@Lord_Horker]

I mean I got my own beef with Michael’s cause I couldn’t buy anything online and had to have a 30 minute phone call to order 3 things. That is something worth complaining about not the self checkout lmao

[@glazfe8112]

August, you're spot on about everything except the self checkout. You have to delete items when you accidentally scan an item more than once when you only wanted to scan it once.

[@mumumaxima]

I’m sick then I watch this video. It makes me think that I’m okay, and I feel grateful for it

[@sirharmony8626]

Man, Im glad I live in germany. The moment someone records you (he doesnt even need to upload it), you can literally just call the police and have them remove the contents from their device. You can record areas with several people, but the moment you focus on a random person without consent, you are on illegal grounds. Ofc there is exceptions, you still can record police officers as corruption prevention and stuff like this.

[@celticlightning9703]

The woman with the Michaels gripe: How about you calculate what you can afford before you get all the crap and/or use that fabulous creative big brain to figure out what you actually plan to purchase before the register instead of bringing the whole store to the checkout and deciding you want 2 things. Because people that work there have to put all your bull$h*t back. Complete lunacy that one.

[@w.d.y.d.i661]

I'm pretty sure the girl in the car was in a car-wash.

[@williamoman3487]

The self-checkout Karen doesn't understand self-checkout... The area is small because it's meant for people who ARE NOT getting big or a lot of items! #2, self-checkouts usually don't allow customers to remove items once they're scanned because of theft issues (removing the item once the self-checkout associate looks away). Her points are easily explained away lol

[@Dirtyblondieboy]

I love his voice it sounds like my vacuum when I throw it outside the window

[@classicgamesunited]

August reviews on these videos is rather hilarious i laughed till i cry ahhahahha

[@Evokai6419]

These videos are basically birth control ads.

[@tigernotwoods914]

Interesting to note when it comes to TikTok there’s a mainland China algorithm and an international algorithm. The international algorithm promotes all this nonsense that we see but the mainland China algorithm promotes science, medicine, inventions, etc.

[@ayajade6683]

That's been debunked the Chinese algorithm promotes propaganda not anything useful they just claim otherwise. The top things the promote is how Taiwan needs to create peace and how great the Muslim concentration camps are. Stop drinking the Kool aid

[@ovgem]

isn't that because china wants to groom their young that use the internet into becoming model citizens?

[@kiplingwasafurry1108]

I guess tiktok really was created by the Chinese to destroy society.

[@Cresto768]

W

[@_.mayarama._]

7:08 "i feel LIKE THIS VIDEO" makes the like button light up

[@MinervaMinurvaaa]

Is this IShowSlow?

[@dirtycheeto4350]

2:35 i cant wait for one of these guys to say something vague enough to be perceived as a threat and get shot by someone who was concealed carrying a firearm

[@HikaruRain]

The things I don't like about self checkout is that it takes jobs away from those who are paid to be there, and it also is not something that I want to be doing myself. I use to work as a cashier I did not want to do that anymore so I left that type of job. Why would I want to spend my free time doing a job I hated and left?

[@marijanadevic6536]

Can I be more thankfull you well never end this channel with this much fuel source

[@Pleasetiemyshoes]

6:02 while filming it and posting it wasn't cool neither is trauma dumping on a receptionist to be honest

[@I-eat-infants]

I think that one of the most memorable quotes is "oh tiktok" keep on making great vids bro

[@Whobgobblin]

When I see those videos of people on the street not able to answer the simplest of questions I just refuse to ever believe those people are that dumb, like it has to be a case of extreme mind blank from being nervous about being on camera or they just have to be fake

[@TenderAya]

it’s been less then a minute and i’m already scared

[@stup1db1tch_]

Make this a petition to bring back bullying

[@Bizkitpookie]

"That's not how that works!" 😂😂😂😂 I literally love how he says what we are all thinking!!

[@jonservo]

Where is that Japanese hedgehog to save us from cringe when we really need him

[@Rayan-ds8wb]

Men in the past:going to war and leaving their families and slaying demons. Men now:

[@Jocke666]

The lady in the car got the fans going, that's why you think it sounds like the car is moving.

[@bigdoubleu117]

9:26 The reason the self check outs do not allow customers to delete items from their checkout list after scanning the item is because thieves exist... Because duh. You'll just be able to make the motions for the cameras, scan the item, bag the item, put it in your cart, then just delete the item, not paying for it, but now it's bagged and in your cart already. That is why an associate has to come over to delete the item for you, plus the worker typically will take the item with them afterwards. Also to whatever her 2nd point was... Self Checkout is like the Fast Lane. 10 items or less, get in, get out. If you're going to self check out with a cart full of stuff, you're shopping wrong and wasting everybody's time.

[@hydromisc.9655]

people scare me

[@JaxsonsWorldoffical]

0:08 who does not know what y.e.s spells?!

[@christianahmorrison3323]

Sorry, little late to this video August new subscriber here! There actually was a very short lived period where some of the people from our generation, Gen Z were actually trying to cancel Eminem! I thought it was crazy and not worth it. A lot of people took it out of proportion. I didn’t think that anyone actually cared that much that some of Gen Z was offended by Eminem to make a cringy rap 😂

[@lukezivonromero9804]

You know what’s more worst than these TikToks are Annoying TikTokers that say "wait don’t scroll"

[@kimberlybaillargeon2575]

this is why I don't go outside except to hangout at my friends place....

[@brooksclan2432]

7:36 at least the beat is fire

[@RequestTheSinger]

That question of what y-e-s spell reminds me of this: "what does y-e-s spell?" "Yes" "What does e-y-e-s spell" "yes" "*Laugh* what does y-e-s spell" "Yes" "What does e-y-e-s spell" "E-yes?"

[@scottyPimpin_]

Sad times we are in...

[@Thunder12o994]

The yes one at the start makes me think of "what does y e s spell?" "Yes" "what does e y e s spell?" "Eyes(think of the e in e-verify)"