The Most Desperate TikToker Alive

TikTok live, a platform that seems to bring out the worst in people. Today, we look at a TikToker, Ryan_m93, who seems to be willing to do anything for a TikTok donation. Buckle up.
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[@KrunchyTheClown78]

This person simultaneously looks both male and female, and age 16 and 50.

[@lungdisease666]

@@catkit8639 "you can tell 🤓"

[@matthewobasi1659]

@@catkit8639 ok thank you Captain obvious

[@ParsureArts]

Their voice reminds me of adults who try to voice child characters- distinctly ‘teenager’ but very fake

[@zahraalhussein1912]

Frrr 😂😂😂

[@vinniemascaro6649]

Very sad woman

[@Nop01]

The second-hand embarrasment is unreal

[@OstaraDawn]

Right!!!

[@CrypticKat509]

I can’t even feel the embarrassment from this because im cringing too hard

[@AspiLeo]

Fremdscham is real.

[@zahraalhussein1912]

Frrr

[@technikal4083]

Fuck that he's making money while my dumb ass is working at an Amazon factory most likely making less than him. I wish I could rip off kids for a living 😭😂 Like taking candy from a dumb ass lmao

[@dbyspae122]

This is what a midlife crisis looks like

[@Blox1255]

Lol

[@cloudster5878]

Lol

[@chingus-6696]

Lol

[@patrickharriss]

I was thinking along the lines of first rehab stint, incoming!!!!

[@_blaz_]

Lol

[@brbrdeng9122]

How can someone look like a prepubescent boy and a middle aged lesbian at the same time?

[@Dalehan]

That "DON'T JOIN!" is going to haunt me in my nightmares from now on.

[@DunjeeTime]

Just as you drift off to sleep you see an inky silhouette rising from the foot of your bed. Paralyzed with fear you can't move as crawls up your bed. Before everything goes dark you hear it whisper in a voice that sounds like many people talking at once...."Don't join"

[@cobaltbluevision]

@@DunjeeTime I can see meatcanon animating this.. oh the horror

[@912-pizza4]

Don't join

[@KalebTheDuck]

@@cobaltbluevision "don't join, for if you do, I will put a surprise atop my head. We will not know what said surprise is, unless you join, will it be an octopus? Will it be ketchup? Will it be the skull off of your frail little body? Again, we will not know. So as you drift off into your nightmares that contain me, I ask you again... Do not join."

[@logan9305]

Don't join

[@TheMysteriousVigilante]

A world without TikTok is a world I would like to live in

[@rackeyzun]

Same here

[@ConfusedTree]

Same .-.

[@happybirthday2078]

I mean it's not Tik Tok app that's the problem. It's these people on it that are the parasites.

[@herozimb6164]

i don't disagree.

[@Vookem-]

same

[@vladislavdonchev1271]

August, dude, as much as I appreciate your work and efforts, honestly, you could've spared us this one...

[@dkaye6145]

Right lol it hurt to watch this lol

[@p4nky]

and spared himself, too

[@le3582]

I wanted to leave when the first clip popped up

[@blomabrainsout]

Facts

[@zackwilliams5063]

Seriously if anything this just gave this shmuck more clout

[@Zypher0]

I feel worse for the octopus that died just to be put on some imbeciles head. 😔

[@kawaiipocky298]

I agree with you that poor sweetheart was killed just to be a joke that's not right

[@klauderrie]

that's all i was thinking about throughout the video:( its so sad tbh.

[@sonialoves444]

yeah me too 😔

[@kawaiipocky298]

Some people do not value animal life what so ever and that's just sad....

[@sonialoves444]

@@kawaiipocky298 yeah, it’s hard to even look at the thumbnail because of that octopus. the mysterious, incredible intelligence in that beautiful creature is so so impressive and amazing. it’s hard to understand how The Universe even allows this despicable human to exist, maybe the purpose is to expose evil so blatantly that any fool who is stupid enough to follow deserves their putrid loveless earthy existence. and the ones that respect life will ascend! tiktok, instagram, whatever else, and the imbeciles who follow these things are not messing with jokes, this stuff is very serious and intentional,by the creators of it, to what’s happening with the human race. sorry to get so deep, but this one just sparked something in me i 🤍octopus

[@axuwu6939]

I like how the worker at the end didn’t even react, just scanned the water and probably died a little more inside. Probably not the worst thing they’ve had to put up with while working there

[@DunjeeTime]

Used to get people like this all the time when I did bar security. Not reacting is both the best and worst thing you can do Best: Ruins the moment for them because they don't get any kind of reaction they can turn into content Worst: It makes them have to escalate their behavior in the future so they can get reactions they crave

[@yOGlo]

Lol

[@DylanFarstveet]

I work at Walmart and this probably wouldn't surprise me

[@MrBjanders]

I work retail and I'd still rather deal with this douche than a lot of the people who are genuine unironic assholes for no other reason than they are miserable people who want everyone else to be as sad as they are. That said, this is cringe and painful as hell.

[@markie0141]

The longer i live the more i understand why roosters starts their day with a scream.

[@icalotdonthide2646]

.......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nhokonhokopuala]

Heheehhehehehe

[@noyblma]

Lmfaoo idk why this got me 😂

[@zestfest_.o]

So real

[@ChuckTaylor1993]

I now understand why cicadas spend their whole life prepping to scream and fuck until death.

[@cmdrnova]

This is the problem with most modern social media: Attention, validation, money, all for no reason, for nothing. Just to fulfill someone's narcissistic fantasy of being a 5 second celebrity

[@Terratetradon]

ur on youtube

[@hotmilo]

FAX

[@Hershewed]

@Terratetradon youtube is better than tiktok by far

[@Widowed_Equinox]

The amount of rage I get from this person absolutely baffles me

[@nhokonhokopuala]

Ikr?

[@rubenregnaud5560]

The second hand embarassement I got from watching this human (?) dancing at the register with an octopus on its head was absolutely awful. thank you August

[@super_nova_1]

I work at a gas station and in a weird way, with this being “innocent” it wouldn’t really phase me. Seeing a person with an octopus on their head is way more comforting than say a crackhead with a gun or a man harassing the hell out of me. Not saying it right but maybe it’ll take away some of that embarrassment 😂😂😂

[@yelhsasokolova8561]

The "human (?)" has me fucking cackling, thank you

[@Bl4ckD0g]

It was born female but now identifies as male and calls itself Ryan. Probably explains why it's so irritating. The "look at me, I'm so special and quirky and funny!" vibe is strong with this one.

[@mix_tube1784]

@@Bl4ckD0g Imagine being a transphobe, couldn't be me

[@Dyno0311]

@@mix_tube1784 he's not a transphobe, never said anything about hating trans people in general, only this one. Its like; if i find the woman that is harassing me annoying, does it make me a misogynist?

[@entrapta.exe_]

i am convinced ryan is some type of weird government AI

[@ElFreakinCid]

That'd explain why they're only able to say slight variations of the same shit in the same pace and cadence over and over.

[@curisutabentley8238]

I feel sorry for everyone who has to deal with that person, especially when they are pulling that stupid crap.

[@evildeed90s]

it annoyed me when she went to the store i been in that situation its long hours have to deal with rude demanding people all day its all you need is someone like that coming in thinking they are funny the man looked tired fed up and wanted to be left alone

[@gruntgaming5528]

spending money for tiktok is like buying a high end gaming pc and using it for school projects

[@Truecrimeresearcher224]

Or to watch KZbin

[@souradeepbera9712]

@@Truecrimeresearcher224 false

[@ParrotsAccount]

@@Truecrimeresearcher224 false

[@mouthwaterin]

@@Truecrimeresearcher224 so true

[@Scober420]

@@Truecrimeresearcher224 i’m sorry i do not agree

[@liggrish]

This physically hurts me

[@AnnWahlquist]

The cringelevel is trough the roof.....

[@pascalschwerdtmann4397]

It's like eating nails, but worse, because it doesn't actually kill you, it just makes you suffer.

[@ElSheepodoggo]

It's the being extra that gets me with these people... This is what happens when your reality becomes a TV show.

[@Tommy3D]

you could say its....Reality TV lol (my brain made a connection with your sentence)

[@andy-floriplay-time7366]

The braindead version of the truman show

[@metalnuck3181]

His parents must be so proud. Parent: “my son just graduated med school, what’s your child do for a living?” Ryan’s Parents: “He pours condiments on his head and lives at home.”

[@kaiserheinrich08]

That's crazy af, it literally just scared me a little I swear, wtf is this world coming to, it was like an overwhelming feeling of it being a movie, a simulation

[@Jordan__Sloan]

Hopefully Jesus comes back soon, living in the unpopulated high plains till then

[@RoseKindred]

That clerk does not get paid enough to suffer through... whatever they were trying to film. Imagine the smell alone.

[@planetblack7072]

TikTok’s lives are equivalent to Twitch superchats.

[@Alpenmagier]

wtf is twitch superchat

[@aka_crow]

@@Alpenmagier exactly

[@TrevoryxxCresent]

@gimmaforswiss you dont know twitch?

[@planetblack7072]

@@Alpenmagier twitch made these super chats (Charlie went over it) that were completely useless because whenever a person sent one the creator couldn’t even see it unless they went back to the bottom of chat. And if they were playing a game they wouldn’t get notified.

[@silverhawk24]

I swear, Tiktok is literally manipulating the human race at this point

[@GilgaMax305]

I feel you 😂

[@ritter4991]

It's so bizarre how this person just recites the same lines over and over again like a robot, especially with the whole "I don't blink" thing. Might as well be an AI generated character. Honestly, I feel like that would be less weird than a grown ass dude (or woman, I honestly can't tell) embarrassing himself like this.

[@rodrigocarmona9827]

Funny how Ryan says "I haven't blinked over 14 days" ( or something like that) over and over again... but in the brief live shown in this video you can see her blinking kkkkkkkkkkk😂

[@kuriraion5580]

"That's a woman? "-the lorax.

[@skullrose8985]

Maybe the balls haven't dropped yet 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@777letsgoo]

ITS A HER

[@LaloSalamancaGaming69]

That is a woman?!

[@Kiki4meezi]

​@@LaloSalamancaGaming69 yes lmao

[@ModernDayKnight03]

Think about the scammers out there, especially the ones in tech support. The person here targets young people, but the tech support scammers target older people. One way or another, the scamming "business" is revolting

[@Bronnezach]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@susandavey2361]

Actually you might be on to something here, could use this video against the scammers 😂 just play this video OVER AND OVER again to them 😂😂

[@nhokonhokopuala]

Scams exist since ever... Now it's... Easier?... You know what i mean?

[@nhokonhokopuala]

​@@susandavey2361 heheheehhrhrhr Brilliant!

[@titaniac3037]

Bruh can you imagine this guy in school? Teacher: "You failed your math test, look, there's an F right there" This guy: "Uh, that's so cap, because I don't fail math tests, look, there's an A right here" _points to an answer with an A in it_

[@sebastianraber5925]

I cant imagine being the guy that says bruh.

[@titaniac3037]

@@sebastianraber5925 yes because “bruh” is such an uncommonly used term

[@youtubehatesfreespeech744]

I can't imagine being the guy who is stupid enough to actually not notice that's a female, and not a guy at all. Don't lie to yourself.

[@pastelkitten8050]

I hate how he literally says the same thing in the same tone over and over again

[@ETH85]

I don't think I've ever seen such repetition.. this is the kind of stuff my brain struggles to understand why it gets any attention.. the world can definitely do without people like this

[@eatmywords]

fun fact: the romans would cut off their prisoners' eyelids, so they would eventually go insane, and then die from a lack of sleep.

[@PiercelsCute]

why does he look like he's in his mid 50s, but sounds like he's 12?

[@Bunny_queen143]

*Yes……*

[@Synthesyn342]

Yeah good question…

[@ratballs6969]

Trans. Probably???

[@ghost-ec6op]

Cause it's a woman

[@AnnWahlquist]

I think its a woman....

[@bigguys45s29]

“I wanna be, under the sea, in an octopus’s garden, in the shade…”

[@themusicaljunkie37]

Exactly my thoughts

[@TheAnnoyingKiwii]

He looks like the incredibles baby grown up 💀

[@go-go3319]

She.

[@idiotneuroflower]

Not Jack-Jack 😂😂

[@EmpressElectraa]

"Everytime somebody joins my live-" *ALRIGHT I GET IT*

[@Parliament_reserve]

He looks like he's addicted to ADHD Meds and cocaine at the same time.

[@MangaSenpai2017]

Imagine being this persons parent/ guardian and seeing this……. oh the terror

[@antares2927]

💀💀💀 I'll never download TikTok, dear lord

[@Bunny_queen143]

Same

[@alexchristina6368]

Way to cringy for me and very annoying when the pop up on KZbin shorts

[@toxicwaste223]

Nobody: what do you do for a living? Ryan: i put condiments on my head and scam children on the internet

[@genuinejustin6269]

This is the extent people will go to when they don't want to work a normal 9-5 anymore. This is why I wish TikTok never fuckin existed.

[@sakyomum]

Lets just say if your child is able to use your card, you deserve to lose all your money

[@SIPEROTH]

Yeah that something I never get. Who gives a child their credit card number?

[@dickdiamonds3410]

If you have a child, you deserve to lose all your money

[@evildeed90s]

easily happens young kids dont have the same mind sets as adults they might know the value of real money and know not to take it when they see a bank or credit card to them its just a bit of plastic no big deal unlimited funds mummy and daddy wont be angry with me because i left the cash alone and used this bit of plastic instead they too young to understand the process and what it takes to get the money on the cards they only see a bit of plastic and no harms being done to them its not real money.

[@colina1330]

Octopus on the head, eh? Kenny vs. Spenny did it first, and they did it way better. Also, I love that the clerk seemed completely un-phased by that. He works the night shift at a Circle K. He's seen much worse.

[@dude9318]

Yeah he probably saw weirder stuff

[@lopaka76]

You finally did it Duck. I now hate you for introducing me to this content. Not really lol, but WTF? How do you manage to find someone more annoying or idiotic than the last. You win the gold medal for finding obscure and annoying content. May strong mental health stay with you on your journeys.

[@atomiccookie2k]

Getting an ad for tiktok in the middle of this video was just the cherry on the cake

[@Emilinethegemini]

The bit about blinking was so robotic I thought you were replaying the same video the first 3 or 4

[@MoltenLqva]

how does someone get so desperate for attention that they reach to lengths like this

[@chunghokong4721]

I love how he just plays the same footage whenever he answered his comments about blinking

[@kentuckywildcatgobigblue7190]

Dude looks like he would fit perfectly in the animated world of Doug. He could be the red cousin of Skeeter Valentine.

[@catkit8639]

He only looks and sounds like that because he started out as a female and wants to be male - you can tell

[@pkm5625]

She

[@Loonicorn56]

@pkm5625 I thought it was they?

[@Just_Nobody2]

Bro, this man is an actually npc not joking at all. When August put a bunch of the "I don't blink" videos they are all the EXACT same.

[@jimmypittsburgh2914]

I'm 43 and not one person being openly gay. We kept everyone inline. Highschool was insane graduation at 17. Then I became a Marine at 18. I thought that was crazy??????? Hell to the NO. I quit caring.

[@heymazon8837]

The Problem with this one is not even the food waist/the absolute uninspired making of videos, it's his voice in combination with his mimic (atleast for me). I don't know if it's the pronunciation or the opened eyes, but I really felt some honest anger after hearing the same sentence 3 times in a row

[@TheArrivalCyberse]

It's a ginger trying to suck your soul out

[@apoorvaverma9118]

Same here....and I can't find a legitimate reason why?! You know it's kinda harmless but....🤬🤬

[@sebastianraber5925]

Waste

[@codyrichey810]

It's not a him that is a woman

[@heymazon8837]

@@codyrichey810 ...

[@ocurimi]

He's that kind of person that has nothing o lose. Literally nothing, not even dignity

[@Keiomii]

August, I have to say this is the scariest and funniest video I've ever seen. Funny because of the jokes, scary because of what could possibly be going through these people's heads 🐱💣

[@sassytheclassy_rose9778]

Most sane/good parents don't give their children free reign on their credit and or debit cards in any way shape or form.

[@Caysonator007]

They are all as desperate as it gets.

[@whimsicaltitan]

If I was the cashier and this dude walks in then dances like that, I'd tell both of them to leave 😂

[@Cra-b]

at first i thought that he was using a filter by the echo in some of these clips but really you can see the age marks in his forehead and mouth, i wonder how can someone be so young and so old at the same time, which one was the poor magic irish dwarf that this man has beaten to near death to achieve immortality?

[@WilliamSebren]

The most distasteful part of this for me is that an intelligent ocean dwelling creature had to die just so its corpse could be worn on the head of some jackass.

[@arkachoma2509]

someone else who do the same thing on tiktok once said something like ,,as long as i make bag out of this i could care less''

[@mrBritney2016]

I’m struggling to watch this not cause of August but this Ryan guy 💀

[@Anna-wf8ph]

i literally had to stop before the video ended... i couldnt take it anymore of that Ryan guy.

[@jamIam6548]

Not a dude..

[@MatthewBaran]

I think that's a woman. I shouldn't assume though. That person is annoying as fuck.

[@NolenGYT]

@@jamIam6548They said they’re a guy, so they’re a fucking guy 👍

[@NolenGYT]

@@jamIam6548 no

[@abysses]

his dinosaur wallpaper just seems to fit perfectly.

[@xytris]

the blinking tiktoks were genuinely p-ing me off

[@why.are.you.gae.]

The physical form/existence of this guy pisses me off

[@tiffanysummers4412]

Time for another fun fact with your host, Fun Factoid: Despite you showing a clip with them blinking, their eyes in the clips where they are saying they haven't blinked in 14 days is easily disproven by the lack of swelling in their Corneas. Depraved of oxygen, the eyes will swell along with the drying out of the eyeball leading to other visual and non-visual damaging effects to them.

[@craigl0902]

I like how he doesn't even slightly vary the script in each of the blinking vids...

[@MCDreng]

he does the exact same poses as well!

[@craigl0902]

@@MCDreng If the comment didn't come up at the start, you'd think you were watching the exact same video every time...

[@Natedog-gx3nj]

This dude has the easiest script for his videos

[@tanikagreen5208]

I love watching August's videos cause he gets to the important part and how stupid tiktoker or whatever is

[@SquirrelForce]

Tiktok brings out the worst in the human race.

[@Sarakate601]

I’ve seen multiple people do shit like this.. and also the “don’t join” / “don’t send me gifts” etc and people always do 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@chrishickory7907]

Not to be rude, but the kid sounds like a girl, but looks like a 40 year old man.

[@icanfindausernam]

The second-hand embarrassment I’m feeling is immeasurable

[@nataliaarobya6513]

💀 call someone for help for these people

[@crossdressingthug3443]

Why are parents even giving their kids a phone anyway? That just exposes them to a whole lot of bs.

[@bored9146]

this is like the new "don't do this at 3 a.m" yt video kinda thing

[@Br0nze_]

This man cures my depression

[@Soukoku_Kinnie]

God if there is a multiverse where Tiktok NEVER existed I would go Scarlet Witch type to go there. The second hand embarrassment in this video is UNREAL...

[@LifeForceGenerator]

This is what it's like to totally lose all dignity and self respect for yourself for money. It's not worth it for me, but I'm not some cringy ginger goblin.

[@zyn87]

Thst is not a "ryan" that's a 47 year old lesbian.

[@NASCAR_STOP_MOTION]

Lol

[@bourpi2481]

I hate the fact that he litteraly plays with dead animal body, this is so disrespectfull

[@robbiestockman8285]

Ryan_m03 looks like the answer to the question "what if Tintin gained a bunch of weight and lost his friggin' mind?"

[@dirty56ace]

I didn't even know Tik Tok had a live , wow. 😂😂 Thanks for putting yourself through torture for our amusement ✌️

[@dagfinissocool]

How can you scroll through tiktok and not get the live vids?

[@dirty56ace]

@@dagfinissocool I don't use Tik tok

[@dagfinissocool]

@@dirty56ace Good for you I guess... you seem really into it tho if you want I can explain how it works?

[@thechangingduck]

bro august speaks so much sense his videos arent just saying crap about the people he actually speaks facts

[@AngrySinn]

If I could die from second hand embarrassment I would have died at the beginning of the video...

[@absentmindedprof]

I can just imagine a little boy or girl in the next booth: "Daddy, why is that man pouring catsup on his head?".😅

[@austinchilds9504]

I’m so proud of u man you’ve been grinding these vids and keeping up I’ve been here since first 10,000 subs and you’ve always had the best content I loved ur char Mann reactions keep up the good work🙏🏻

[@koolerstream921]

Charmander

[@cloiespierrobertson9904]

This kinda hurts to see. Because well.... this guy makes my tiktok suddenly feel like a failed masterpiece.

[@yeah._.]

I use tiktok and i haven’t heard of this guy until this vid

[@MikoShigiri]

Dear God, Thank you for giving me proper education, Thank you for all the braincells you gave me, I hope that I can survive all the cringeness of Tiktok. Amen.

[@GeneticBugger]

“Dont Join!” “YOU GUYS WANT THE WHOLE BOTTLE OF KETCH- *Gargles*”

[@dontparticipate240]

Your eyes would be dried out and scratched at hell if you didn’t blink for two weeks.

[@epic7224]

Why does he look both middle aged and like a child? Like I can't tell if he's old or young lol

[@bobaganoosh88]

its a female

[@go-go3319]

Woman.

[@itz_vdt780]

My man’s voice so so calming ngl

[@toastyfrog9630]

Ryan’s?

[@cloiespierrobertson9904]

@@toastyfrog9630 August's

[@itz_vdt780]

August

[@MatthewBaran]

@@toastyfrog9630 I think Ryan is a female. I shouldn't assume though

[@BroodingBloodThirst]

@@MatthewBaran he could be ftm you never know or hes just feminine

[@bogchamp5627]

as a child myself, I can promise to you that I would not join the live stream and I can pretty easily spot per-recorded footage

[@Bug_love_Therian]

Why are you talking about an egg.... RYAN LOOKS LIKE AN EGG

[@asomewhatgoofyguy4950]

this person feels like a video game NPC that has only 3 unique lines of dialogue.

[@amenson1997]

The funniest/ saddest part is referring to an obvious woman as "he".

[@ThePenguinMan]

When I see other people upload my day gets better, when August uploads my day becomes 100x worse, and I lose all my faith in my humanity. Again.

[@littlemugger1234]

Wtf

[@TaraTiaraBell]

Ok before this even starts, that octopus added more to the world than the creep thats wearing it as a hat, its a shame it ended up being this nobs prop. Justice for the octopus.

[@cowboygilbert_yt]

i have never seen these. i only get like deaf people arguing, a chinese crosswalk, old people, and those chinese crystal people

[@josephtabora5435]

Excuse me sir.. that’s a ma’am

[@itpspringbonnie.5496]

Cringetok is just pure hell alright I think willam got it good in ucn.

[@hueman9]

Tiktok, turning adults to kids.