The Most Disgusting Thing I've Ever Seen on YouTube

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AugustTheDuck

AugustTheDuck

Күн бұрын

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@kingofzombies23
@kingofzombies23 11 ай бұрын
This man could literally survive the apocalypse, any kind of disease or infection and possibly be patient zero for a brand new outbreak.
@p-__
@p-__ 11 ай бұрын
My farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨
@covernnow
@covernnow 11 ай бұрын
Do you mainly type like this?
@Iamthatguypal820
@Iamthatguypal820 11 ай бұрын
This man would be the cause of it 😂😂😂
@BabbleOn777
@BabbleOn777 11 ай бұрын
....and even then? As the last man on earth? Yeah, I'd die before doing what the last man on earth thinks needs to be done. Goodbye humanity.
@SimulatedDumplings
@SimulatedDumplings 11 ай бұрын
He’s a plague demon of Nurgle.
@Sharkbait229
@Sharkbait229 11 ай бұрын
Keep in mind the amount of sugar, and the fact that he drinks straight from the bottle which puts the bacteria from his mouth into the mead, which needs to ferment. Even if he had used regular ingredients, this mead is a Botulism and diabetes speedrun
@p-__
@p-__ 11 ай бұрын
My farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨
@danielo9945
@danielo9945 11 ай бұрын
@@p-__ but not better from kingcobrajfs farts TWU
@p-__
@p-__ 11 ай бұрын
@@danielo9945 true 😔
@gregbrown8881
@gregbrown8881 11 ай бұрын
That's probably why there's no follow-up video. It was so bad that even he wouldn't drink it, or he did and became violently ill.
@legend7951
@legend7951 11 ай бұрын
@@gregbrown8881 He's been doing this for a while now, I think he's immortal
@RichterPhallos
@RichterPhallos 11 ай бұрын
I'm starting to think that KingCobra might be a rat that was cursed to assume human form.
@elgoblino9918
@elgoblino9918 11 ай бұрын
LMFAO yeah.. "human" more like "Boglim"
@Tigatron1448
@Tigatron1448 10 ай бұрын
Lmfao, thank you for my new head cannon. This is absolutely what happened.
@edouardetienne8172
@edouardetienne8172 10 ай бұрын
Cobra is a real life isikai 😂 rat died and returned as a kingcobra
@elgoblino9918
@elgoblino9918 10 ай бұрын
@@edouardetienne8172 💀💀💀💀
@Dovah_Slayer
@Dovah_Slayer 10 ай бұрын
He looks like one so I'd believe it
@acreativename-nz1jl
@acreativename-nz1jl 11 ай бұрын
fun fact if cobra gets botulism it would be almost impossible to tell as all of the signs for botulism such as slurred speech, drooping eyelids, difficulty swallowing ect are all things that he has just been born with
@ELiT3Griefer
@ELiT3Griefer 8 ай бұрын
"Born with" aka alcohol and air duster (and weed) abuse
@kitsunefox2023
@kitsunefox2023 8 ай бұрын
@@ELiT3GrieferYeah, he was born with that.
@Leetgrain
@Leetgrain 8 ай бұрын
​@@kitsunefox2023 when his mum was pregnant with him he didn't want to leave so the doctors smoked him out with weed smoke and air duster. Sad but true 😔
@kitsunefox2023
@kitsunefox2023 8 ай бұрын
@@Leetgrain So he was born with it.
@Leetgrain
@Leetgrain 8 ай бұрын
@@kitsunefox2023 Maybe it's Maybelline
@christopherespinoza-darnel8514
@christopherespinoza-darnel8514 10 ай бұрын
For starters, this isn't mead. This is hooch, and putting candy in hooch isn't uncommon.
@ParanoidAndroid89
@ParanoidAndroid89 10 ай бұрын
That's what I was just thinking but I questioned myself lol. Thank you for confirming! Isn't mead honey wine?
@Marcusianery
@Marcusianery 10 ай бұрын
@@ParanoidAndroid89 Yeah, something like that and Im pretty sure you cannot put all this shit into mead. The Vikings that made mead back then are all spinning in their graves!
@hithere4719
@hithere4719 10 ай бұрын
This isn’t even hooch 😂 No convict is putting bacon in their mash!
@unlimitedgamerworks6125
@unlimitedgamerworks6125 10 ай бұрын
Bacon banana peanut butter chcolate hooch. Gonna be on store shelves.
@lilletrille1892
@lilletrille1892 10 ай бұрын
​@@ParanoidAndroid89mead is fermented honey. It predates both wine and beer.
@rebel4466
@rebel4466 11 ай бұрын
Sad but true: This isn't even his worst recipe
@p-__
@p-__ 11 ай бұрын
My farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨
@Yaksoup98
@Yaksoup98 11 ай бұрын
His worst recipe is still fermenting RIP pufferth
@HeHateMe1
@HeHateMe1 11 ай бұрын
​@beansoup8171 puff is burrowed into the cold hard Casper ground to keep warm until spring, TROLL!!!
@laynewindom9998
@laynewindom9998 11 ай бұрын
​@chumbleisveryfesitive8l7 shut up bot.
@vitawaterplz
@vitawaterplz 11 ай бұрын
do you remember ms green ?
@ballmuncher3000
@ballmuncher3000 11 ай бұрын
at this point, im mainly concerned for august and how he has to endure the absolute trauma from watching these deplorable videos... stay well, august
@soulknife20
@soulknife20 11 ай бұрын
This ain't even the worst thing Cobra has made. Not by a long shot
@ballmuncher3000
@ballmuncher3000 11 ай бұрын
@@soulknife20 oh ive seen...
@p-__
@p-__ 11 ай бұрын
My farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨
@TheReZisTLust
@TheReZisTLust 11 ай бұрын
Money
@ballmuncher3000
@ballmuncher3000 11 ай бұрын
@@TheReZisTLust huh
@destroi_d
@destroi_d 11 ай бұрын
bro casually whipped up the most atrocious, abysmal "food" that has ever been made 💀
@joythesylveon496
@joythesylveon496 11 ай бұрын
mmmmmm just like mom used to make
@gamejunkie4035
@gamejunkie4035 11 ай бұрын
@chumbleisveryfesitive8l7shut up
@p-__
@p-__ 11 ай бұрын
My farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨
@cruzman8605
@cruzman8605 11 ай бұрын
Calling this food is an insult to food.
@justinarzola4584
@justinarzola4584 11 ай бұрын
He made a jalapeno monster energy cookie mead 🤮, seriously look it up.
@colorfulhumor4724
@colorfulhumor4724 9 ай бұрын
You can actually use a 1gal plastic bottle with a cap for making mead (speaking as someone who's made mead, coder and wine), but you have to sterilize it first. I usually use the triple-sterile process method (basically just sterilizing the container three times consecutively to be absolutely certain that there's no bacteria whatsoever in whatever you're brewing). Glass gallons are generally preferred and much more recommended because there's no risk of any layers mixing in with the concoction, and there's less risk for leaks or punctures in the vessel, but if the plastic jug is in good condition, it's thoroughly (and properly inspected), the BP is the right number to use and it's sterilized absolutely thoroughly, you can use it. That's how I've made hard cider before, and sometimes how I've made mead as well. You just need to be careful about the acidity content to BP content (i.e. make sure that the jug you're using is rated for acid levels of the usual mead/cider batch you're brewing), and you also have to regularly check the PH content of the brew Edit: Everything this person has done in this video should be punishable by life Imprisonment
@CalicoJo1312
@CalicoJo1312 10 ай бұрын
Making "mead" using every ingredient on earth EXCEPT honey.
11 ай бұрын
Gordon Ramsay would have an absolute heart attack looking at this man's doings.
@Treybey13
@Treybey13 11 ай бұрын
⁠@chumbleisveryfesitive8l7 bro stfu no you are not
@samariathemaniac
@samariathemaniac 11 ай бұрын
Hello long lost brother of OwO.
@p-__
@p-__ 11 ай бұрын
My farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨
@Crodmog83
@Crodmog83 11 ай бұрын
You dont know a sick food hack when you see one.
@theunderstatement6842
@theunderstatement6842 11 ай бұрын
​@@Crodmog83sick in the most literal sense
@Kondziorek55
@Kondziorek55 11 ай бұрын
bro just casually creating culinary monstrosities that could kill you and he acts as if he's making a 5 star luxurious meal
@p-__
@p-__ 11 ай бұрын
My farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨
@aidenfarr8900
@aidenfarr8900 11 ай бұрын
​@@p-__ but the objective is not to be better but worse when farting
@adamdavis5383
@adamdavis5383 11 ай бұрын
@@p-__what
@anthonyjordanmoviesandmore2470
@anthonyjordanmoviesandmore2470 11 ай бұрын
I would love to see a video of Gordon Ramsay reacting to his cooking
@nignamedmutt7270
@nignamedmutt7270 11 ай бұрын
[Police knock on his door] Cobra: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! WHAT DID MY TROLLS DO THIS TIME?!?!? Police: Sir, we're actually here to place you under arrest. We've seen footage of that ead" you've been brewing, and it actually checks off 5 boxes to qualify as a war crime against humanity. You have the right to remain silent and [insert the rest of that shit]
@Capt.Pikles
@Capt.Pikles 11 ай бұрын
This still beats the time he tried to make an egg nog/chocolate milk mead. Bro really tired making a dairy and egg mead and saw nothing wrong with it until he was warned that it would sour.
@p-__
@p-__ 11 ай бұрын
My farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨
@HarrisonFjord-n3v
@HarrisonFjord-n3v 11 ай бұрын
Unfortunately
@DJMcFlinty
@DJMcFlinty 11 ай бұрын
Rotten cottage cheese and eggs, didn't have me sold on it but then I remembered chocolate and I will now offer $1 million a bottle
@fairymay7486
@fairymay7486 10 ай бұрын
Gross 🤢
@ZackP1
@ZackP1 10 ай бұрын
I was so self conscious starting a cooking channel, because I'm a perfectionist and I'm never happy with whatever I do, but Cobra gives me the reassurance that I shouldn't knock myself down and as long as I don't join the Kay's Cooking/Cooking with Jack/KingCobraJFS holy trinity of gastronomy hate crime committee I should do just fine.
@mr.bloodworth6004
@mr.bloodworth6004 10 ай бұрын
trust, as long as its not disgusting you can make videos making PB&J and itll get views if its interesting
@knagen
@knagen 6 ай бұрын
I like how the dude literally use a funnel for the solids, and doesn't for the liquid. Dude is literally the opposite of everything you should do
@heraldofvati2123
@heraldofvati2123 11 ай бұрын
He doesn't wait more than a couple days to drink his mead, which is the only reason he survives. The preservatives in what he uses will keep it from spoiling too bad. He's so desperate for alcohol that he can't wait for it to become dangerous.
@p-__
@p-__ 11 ай бұрын
my farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨
@nesamdoom
@nesamdoom 11 ай бұрын
this is so far from being a viable booze. it only takes like 2-3 days to make kvass and that's super easy. I guess it's not a stupid thing to do so Cobra completely skips.
@tautology_zero
@tautology_zero 11 ай бұрын
For a mead to properly ferment you need to give it at least a month in 20 Celsius room temperature. Preferably 2 months. Then 6 months to a year to age in. You *can* make alcohol in 2 days (cider from apple juice and bread yeast is my favourite demonstration for this), but you need something really high in sugar and it will come out very rough with quite a few off flavours.
@Jacob-Isaiah
@Jacob-Isaiah 10 ай бұрын
And don’t get me wrong I’ve never used brewing yeast but. He said the yeast he used was “slow rise” ie bread yeast, which needs to activated to 98 degrees before adding it. I’m pretty sure he’s just drinking yeast water because I haven’t seen 1 clip of him activating it.
@etuanno
@etuanno 10 ай бұрын
@@Jacob-Isaiah As an example in his Monster stuff the yeast probably died before producing any alcohol because it was too sour.
@rebeccareisman1435
@rebeccareisman1435 11 ай бұрын
As a mead maker, I spent the whole video internally screaming about the lack of sanitation
@holdupits420
@holdupits420 11 ай бұрын
U think the vikings had sanitized containers u are delusional
@azgardener79
@azgardener79 11 ай бұрын
What do you mean? He washed the bottle right before he took a swig. :)
@juanpedrophilippe
@juanpedrophilippe 10 ай бұрын
Broski he strains it with his fingers and sips it before fermentation with a rotten mouth he hasn't brushed in 12 yrs. He's too real for that
@No1.Cheese
@No1.Cheese 10 ай бұрын
​@@juanpedrophilippethe "rotten mouth" brought back images I never knew were stored in my brain, god damn it Joshua 😭
@Randybobandy024
@Randybobandy024 9 ай бұрын
The lack of sanitation was your only concern?
@lilliann.003
@lilliann.003 11 ай бұрын
cobra stresses me out beyond belief clint needs to have him put in a home where he can be monitored at all times
@Morrie-queens
@Morrie-queens 9 ай бұрын
Why? Leave Cobes alone! Troll!
@sdivine13
@sdivine13 9 ай бұрын
You're just gonna fuck over care givers like that?
@Beaneabean
@Beaneabean 4 ай бұрын
@@Morrie-queensthats not what a troll is
@Morrie-queens
@Morrie-queens 4 ай бұрын
@@Beaneabean that's exactly what a troll would say!
@braidenzack309
@braidenzack309 10 ай бұрын
The mead isn't rotting cobras brain, it's all the compressed air he keeps sucking down.
@A_Frog_from_mars12
@A_Frog_from_mars12 10 ай бұрын
"The Mead has fried this mans brain" nope, that would be the years of alcoholism, the copious amounts of spray paint and industrial refrigerants such as R-134a and R-152a. Dude sits in his apartment huffing Dustoff
@applepiepieapple5464
@applepiepieapple5464 11 ай бұрын
Many people believe that cobra only takes a bite and/or a swig on camera, says its "not half bad, toobz", and then either spits it out or dumps it down the drain. Generally, If he says its "not bad", that typically means "this is the second worst thing ive put in my mouth today".
@geminisabah
@geminisabah 10 ай бұрын
Except when he eats the entire thing with roaches in it on camera
@epic7224
@epic7224 10 ай бұрын
​@@geminisabahhe was either attention seeking or he's seriously mentally compromised.
@TC-nl7qq
@TC-nl7qq 11 ай бұрын
That bug infestes burito was more disgusting surprisingly. But discussing which abomination of him is more disgusting is nearly impossible. Merry christmas fellow masochists in the comments
@p-__
@p-__ 11 ай бұрын
my farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨
@Valg5
@Valg5 11 ай бұрын
Merry Christmas =)
@OversizedSausage
@OversizedSausage 10 ай бұрын
Hey, the bugs are extra protein to Cobes
@Crackpidgeonextreme
@Crackpidgeonextreme 10 ай бұрын
The cockroach burrito was pretty bad
@mfaseop3324
@mfaseop3324 11 ай бұрын
What is worse is he never made mead the right way before trying his "potions".
@covernnow
@covernnow 11 ай бұрын
Bro you had a spasm typing this
@p-__
@p-__ 11 ай бұрын
My farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨
@Mlotshaw1
@Mlotshaw1 11 ай бұрын
Oh my God that's the best way to put it with his wands and stuff this is just a brown potion and like many other Alchemists through history cobra is probably going to delete himself drinking them
@OperationLove2000
@OperationLove2000 11 ай бұрын
Maybe you're just illiterate ​@JohnWilliams-uf3yp
@epic7224
@epic7224 10 ай бұрын
​@Mlotshaw1 I knew he was a wand user, he screams I think I am a wizard for sure. Which do you I guess, but I'm shook I was right. 😅
@Miodowy
@Miodowy 10 ай бұрын
I don't know about the US, but in countries with a long tradition of drinking mead (Poland, Ireland, Lithuania, etc.) it is not typically drunk on Christmas. It is a rather niche product, but its enthusiasts drink it all year round. As for the Vikings - probably the people posing in them drink more mead than real Vikings used to (because they preferred cheaper and more available dark beer). What this man did, however, cannot be called mead - it is simply fermented... stuff with added honey.
@anon2234
@anon2234 10 ай бұрын
YES! I BEEN WAITING FOR THE MEAD SAGA TO HIT AUGUST'S CHANNEL. The gag factor in these videos is unreal.
@samariathemaniac
@samariathemaniac 11 ай бұрын
Ah yes. The bacon and chocolate mead. Legend says that by the moment you eat it, you will have an eternal slumber.
@p-__
@p-__ 11 ай бұрын
My farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨
@thekell
@thekell 11 ай бұрын
Slumber from losing all of your energy from shitting yourself
@IceJJFishArchive
@IceJJFishArchive 11 ай бұрын
“…The moment you *eat* it,” lmao the mead is so chunky I don’t think you could even drink it (not that anyone should 🤢)
@dopesickdog
@dopesickdog 10 ай бұрын
​@@IceJJFishArchivewas gonna say, the use of "eat" really paints a vivid picture lmao
@Olscat
@Olscat 11 ай бұрын
Happy holidays, even to those who can’t cook.
@I_horde_dogs
@I_horde_dogs 11 ай бұрын
Happy Holidays to you as well!
@samariathemaniac
@samariathemaniac 11 ай бұрын
Happy holidays to everyone!
@p-__
@p-__ 11 ай бұрын
My farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨
@Capt.Pikles
@Capt.Pikles 11 ай бұрын
But not to Jorsh because he killed Puffers.
@IkesDaddelbox
@IkesDaddelbox 11 ай бұрын
6:45 Cherry and banana juice is actually pretty good. It's usually served in 2 layers in one glass. Cherry layer on top and banana layer on the bottom (some do it the other way around). It looks and tastes awesome. I don't know if it has global name but here in Germany we call it KiBa (Kirsche, Banane).
@chaoticklutz3633
@chaoticklutz3633 10 ай бұрын
King Cobra is definitely some kind of wizard. Bro whips up potions and food that would cause massive internal damage/massive AOE damage to all involved, yet he tests it out each time and comes out perfectly okay and ready for the next experiment. Godspeed, KingCobraJFS
@robdavideogamer4119
@robdavideogamer4119 5 ай бұрын
It's funny you call him a wizard cause one of the things he does is spin magic wands on his (poorly maintained/barely functional/death trap) lathe.
@TheRedPiIl
@TheRedPiIl 10 ай бұрын
Technically mead itself is not any juice just water, yeast and honey as the sugar source, what we have an attempt at is melomel, which is mead + juice, which I have made many times. I know the kind of chemicals they put into Hersheys and the other stuff (I.e. preservatives in processed juice and salt in the PB) so suspect that would interfere with the fermentation. Also hygiene is the #1 rule with fermenting anything. A single bad bacteria ruins a batch, you sterilize and boil absolutely everything. This would just be stagnant alcohol-free rot juice.
@xenon_l_mckeeth
@xenon_l_mckeeth 11 ай бұрын
I'm with you, Duck. It just feels like a regular winter day.
@p-__
@p-__ 11 ай бұрын
My farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨
@enoughabouteve
@enoughabouteve 11 ай бұрын
I almost thought this would be gross and funkified but then he specified that the bacon bits are cooked and cured and I took a sigh of relief. Merry christmas August
@p-__
@p-__ 11 ай бұрын
My farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨
@elgoblino9918
@elgoblino9918 11 ай бұрын
​​@Qualcuno4000 is just a bot.
@kazumablackwing4270
@kazumablackwing4270 11 ай бұрын
I mean, that's only marginally better, tbh
@treasurebrotherz5586
@treasurebrotherz5586 11 ай бұрын
He uses a funnel for bacon but not juice lol.
@Samply08
@Samply08 10 ай бұрын
I wanna remind everyone cobra is incredibly inpatient and never lets these ferment they basically just sit and he then think he’s drunk
@jordankelly5466
@jordankelly5466 10 ай бұрын
The smaller diameter funnel to get a solid into a larger opening in a bottle is the best part.. LOL
@ninjakateems
@ninjakateems 11 ай бұрын
Americans : "Why is American obesity becoming a problem?" Cobra: "Hey guys..."
@p-__
@p-__ 11 ай бұрын
my farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨
@laynewindom9998
@laynewindom9998 11 ай бұрын
​@@p-__what? Just what?
@DoomSlayer-gj8qb
@DoomSlayer-gj8qb 11 ай бұрын
Cobra wouldn’t make anyone obese. The second a normal person takes a small nibble of his food their entire digestive and immune system would just fail immediately causing instant death.
@ElysetheEevee
@ElysetheEevee 11 ай бұрын
I mean, I can see a healthcare fail joke in there somewhere, but the obesity thing is a bit of a stretch in this context. Closest you'd come is the ingredients creating a lot of sugars, but meh. Edit: I wanted to clarify that many fermented things have tons of sugar (it makes things possible chemically), so that's probably why I don't see it as anything on the US would do, specifically.
@MayorGoldieWilson825
@MayorGoldieWilson825 11 ай бұрын
You really think the average American eats like this? I don't think so. Most people care about their bodies. Not everyone here is a fat azz😂😂😂...
@thegongoozler3374
@thegongoozler3374 11 ай бұрын
I GUARANTEE the reason you will never find footage of him drinking that mead is because it EXPLOADED in whatever god-forsaken hiding place he stored it. Fermenting NEEDS pressurized containers or a way to vent the gass being produced. In the "monster mead," you can see he has a burper on the lid of the jar, but with the bacon one, he just screwed on a standard bottle cap to a cheap plastic juice container. This man needs to be studied for new ways to expand the human lifespan, i swear he's immortal.
@BabbleOn777
@BabbleOn777 11 ай бұрын
Josh is to proud to admit he spent so much money on his mead, when he just should have bought two bottles of Jack, be needs to slug it all down and pretend he is definitely not regarded.
@p-__
@p-__ 11 ай бұрын
my farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨
@copperlemon1
@copperlemon1 11 ай бұрын
That's assuming fermentation took off in force to begin with. I wouldn't be surprised if the salt and preservatives in the bacon bits and candy disagree with the yeast. The juice mix also likely includes potassium sorbate, which is used specifically to prevent fungal growth.
@tyshred9251
@tyshred9251 11 ай бұрын
Yeah heart made a song about him....He's. Magic man, mama.
@LuciferAlmighty
@LuciferAlmighty 11 ай бұрын
​@copperlemon1 all the sugar will inhibit the yeast growth.
@cruzman8605
@cruzman8605 11 ай бұрын
So this is our Christmas present. Thank you Mr. Duck.
@p-__
@p-__ 11 ай бұрын
My farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨
@johnmike121
@johnmike121 10 ай бұрын
It's just a thick brown rotting goo with zero alcohol content
@smorphous8928
@smorphous8928 3 ай бұрын
This man could literally survive a post apocalyptic world.
@necromagrimm1090
@necromagrimm1090 11 ай бұрын
My heart goes out to you, Sir Duck... just the sheer hours of "Research" put in to filter out and sift through the detritus that is the modern interwebs, is astounding.... I doff my hat to you, good sir
@lisapop5219
@lisapop5219 11 ай бұрын
I'm sorry that you aren't feeling Christmas this year. That was me last year. This year is much better. Take care and I hope your cheer eventually comes back ❤
@p-__
@p-__ 11 ай бұрын
My farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨
@The_War_Pug
@The_War_Pug 11 ай бұрын
As a very amateur mead maker, adding candy will fill in for some of the sugar that is needed to back sweeten mead but you do this after the mead has been fermenting for at least 3 months and after you've killed off the remaining yeast. Adding sugar also invalidates putting candy in so this is going to be very VERY sweet mead that will likely taste like rum going doing your throat but only around 16% alcohol. You can add candy during the fermentation process for the sugar which the yeast will consume but honey alone should take care of that let alone the fucking multiple cups of sugar he added. EDIT: August makes a good point. You want sanitized containers for mead making because any bad bacteria can at best turn your mead into vinegar and at worse make it poisonous.
@Undeadphoenix21
@Undeadphoenix21 11 ай бұрын
2:07 "But I don't wanna wait" Pretty much sums up cobras entire mead making method
@galaxystrawberryjellybean
@galaxystrawberryjellybean 11 ай бұрын
4:58 stuff you can’t put into mead and home brewed alcohol every list included mead😂💀
@Jaguar_.-._
@Jaguar_.-._ 11 ай бұрын
This can’t get worse… Also it getting worse every time:
@tamlettieri
@tamlettieri 11 ай бұрын
"Doesn't look appetizing" is the understatement of the year.
@Paul-044
@Paul-044 11 ай бұрын
Someone needs to call the cops and have them to do a welfare check on Cobra. This guy needs help. Merry Christmas everyone
@Taytaymx5
@Taytaymx5 11 ай бұрын
He had his livestream going when they came out to check on him maybe a few weeks ago, he was absolutely blitzed, falling down and yelling at the cops. He needs an intervention, not the cops.
@IslandCreek
@IslandCreek 11 ай бұрын
As someone who makes mead, this is extremely painful to watch..
@GreySquirrelly1016
@GreySquirrelly1016 10 ай бұрын
lol I’ve made mead with just honey, water and bread yeast. Not sure why he would even not just use the mucho mango some extra sugar, and bread yeast to make mango wine. Champagne yeast if you want a stronger APV
@EarMuncher
@EarMuncher 11 ай бұрын
It doesn’t matter how happy How sad Or how mad this man is He sounds the same 😭
@styrofoamdoritos
@styrofoamdoritos 11 ай бұрын
i love seeing bigger channels cover lolcows. for the longest time i've only been watching smokeymcc and im happy that people are learning more about these types of people lol
@kell2229
@kell2229 11 ай бұрын
Kiwi tapes is good to
@chemistryofquestionablequa6252
@chemistryofquestionablequa6252 11 ай бұрын
Simple recipes are usually best for home brewing. Something you see a lot in hobbies like brewing is people who don’t really understand how it works making things overly complicated and absolutely ruining it in the process.
@hildahilpert5018
@hildahilpert5018 10 ай бұрын
My grandfather would sometimes make home brew.The difference between him and Cobra is the fact his father grew grapes and made homemade wine, and grandpa,s sister, my great aunt Helen had an actual license from the State of Arkansas allowing her to make wine and liquor.Plus some of the relatives in Germany also owned vineyards which means my relatives actually knew how to make things like wine,etc.
@chemistryofquestionablequa6252
@chemistryofquestionablequa6252 10 ай бұрын
@@hildahilpert5018 nice, I live in Arkansas too. I’m pretty sure that you only need a license these days for distilling hard liquor and you can make beer, wine and mead without any government interference.
@cobravids
@cobravids 11 ай бұрын
I have been known to do a little home brew. You cannot seal up a batch of mash due to the gases it produces during fermintation. It will literally explode. Its a lot like carbobation.
@markbaanstra2684
@markbaanstra2684 11 ай бұрын
In this case I don't think fermentation is going to happen. This dimwit added a very salty soy protein, he most likely killed off any of the bacteria.
@Eeeebuuhjamaica
@Eeeebuuhjamaica 11 ай бұрын
Ole bacon belly mcgillicuddy with 1200 grams of sugar mead
@maurgocrazy3431
@maurgocrazy3431 10 ай бұрын
Mead also called hydromel (particularly when low in alcohol content), is an alcoholic beverage made by fermenting honey mixed with water, and sometimes with added ingredients such as fruits, spices, grains, or hops. The alcoholic content ranges from about 3.5% ABV to more than 20%. The defining characteristic of mead is that the majority of the beverage's fermentable sugar is derived from honey. It may be still, carbonated, or naturally sparkling; dry, semi-sweet, or sweet
@deathistherevenge
@deathistherevenge 10 ай бұрын
I don't any know mead with is only fermented honey mixed with water... As far as i know, mead is a honey wine. In which you mix wine with honey which was beforehand heated up and let it further ferment it. Also mead never is carbonated as far my knowledge reaches. I may can be wrong, but so far what i pucked up over the viking culture and other things revolving around that, this all has the same fundamental "rules" or better say definitions. Like I said, i might be wrong, but that is the way i got it taught in school likewise on Viking "festivities" or events (or what you could call it in english) here in Germany. If there are language wise problems with the grammar or spelling and so one, it's not my native language. With friendly regards from germany
@deathistherevenge
@deathistherevenge 7 ай бұрын
@@moon-moth1 good to know, i didn't thought about googling at the time and also i am a little bit cautious about historical information on the Internet. but thanks for the explanation and have a good day
@Xizax41325
@Xizax41325 10 ай бұрын
The old ocean spray bottle isn't the worst assuming it was sanitized, which I am 100% it was not. The main thing would be getting an airlock onto it. Which I am also assuming best case he's just burping it. They, and I on occasion, homebrew in 5 gallon buckets. All that being said. It is very easy to get glass bottles. Just go to the store, get a gallon Carlo Rossi and either drink it or dump it. Bam, good enough bottle once you get an air lock. Alternatively those glass apple juice bottles work if you want to make some hard cider.
@eledog521
@eledog521 10 ай бұрын
I just puked because I’m sick right now and so that just triggered me to throw up
@skaterclique
@skaterclique 10 ай бұрын
its like when your a kid at school lunch and find it funny to mix everything at the table onto a tray to make a nasty concoction
@VladmirPoopN
@VladmirPoopN 10 ай бұрын
Those fokking snake toys 👀💀
@captainfoxheart
@captainfoxheart 11 ай бұрын
I got a burrito the other day and I cut it in half and set it on a plate to get my water... And I literally shuddered because I have the image of him eating his burrito with the cockroaches in it and I lost my appetite
@jaydude25
@jaydude25 10 ай бұрын
I can't get over the fact he used a funnel for the bacon pieces but not for the juice 🤔
@fairymay7486
@fairymay7486 10 ай бұрын
😂😂
@gregbrown8881
@gregbrown8881 11 ай бұрын
I'm sorry but it has to be addressed: The man used a funnel to pour the bacon bits into his mead bottle, but didn't bother with it when pouring the mango juice. That's some madlad activity right there. Also need to mention that I was also on the verge off throwing up when he drank that unfinished first batch.
@whalewaffle2771
@whalewaffle2771 11 ай бұрын
I still believe that the bug zombie brain burger is the worst concoction he has ever created. Mead saga is still good tho, he has proven to be immune to bogtulism.
@jackryan444
@jackryan444 10 ай бұрын
I hate how cobras house is somehow more organized than mine… at least I’ve got my diet in order.
@AaaA-wn8rb
@AaaA-wn8rb 11 ай бұрын
I literally gagged so much at 7:20 that I ran to the bathroom, because I was sure I was about to throw up. Amazing Christmas present August lol
@Ohmanwhyyourfeelingshurt
@Ohmanwhyyourfeelingshurt 11 ай бұрын
Lol I was at a family gathering last night, my Aunt brought a dish that's was delicious but claimed she forgot bacon....my reply was exaggerated astonishment on how such an important tasty ingredient could have been overlooked....because as I said, "bacon makes everything better", I redact that statement, I haven't finished the video yet, the color alone from the thumbnail is enough to make me question my replies.
@p-__
@p-__ 11 ай бұрын
my farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨
@D4rkamusprime
@D4rkamusprime 10 ай бұрын
@Shadowpaw_1618
@Shadowpaw_1618 10 ай бұрын
I think Cobra's stomach should be scientifically examined, cus this ain't no human food or drink he is consuming. I'm impressed of how strong of a stomach he has.. 😂 It's almost unreal.
@SHKEVE
@SHKEVE 10 ай бұрын
he throws up on stream a lot
@leonhard.doerflinger
@leonhard.doerflinger 10 ай бұрын
8:46 That actually looked like a fermentation lock. Does he know what he is doing after all?
@ElysetheEevee
@ElysetheEevee 11 ай бұрын
As someone who can't stand drinking the last few sips of a drink due to backwash and psyching myself out, him drinking straight from the bottle just to let that saliva ferment made me nearly throw up. Yes, I know drinking from anything leaves traces of saliva/bacteria just by drinking it. I have this whole system with drinking from a can or bottle to block as much liquid as possible from going back into the container lol. This whole thing just makes me die inside. 😂
@kitty_goes_quack
@kitty_goes_quack 11 ай бұрын
I love that i think august is loosing his mind when this still isn't the worst. The burrito was the worst but only because of the bugs, his actual recipes get so much worse. I think he put brains on a burger, he also loves everything he makes. He liked the bug burrito
@benhubbell7525
@benhubbell7525 10 ай бұрын
The bugrito was a culinary masterpiece
@ChemicalProductions.
@ChemicalProductions. 11 ай бұрын
Hi August! I love your videos so much. I’ve been sick with the flu and bronchitis so I’ve been binge watching all ur stuff. Merry Christmas and happy holidays!
@srfour
@srfour 10 ай бұрын
How dare you! He's not TRYING to make mead, hes owning his troolz with this sweet sweet closet juice. TMDWU
@noexp7710
@noexp7710 10 ай бұрын
I’m convinced he could drink radioactive water and turn out just fine.
@Peasizedpottasium
@Peasizedpottasium 11 ай бұрын
After watching this video, the thought of super-powered aliens in skin suits living among us doesn't sound so crazy
@p-__
@p-__ 11 ай бұрын
my farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨
@IMTHATCHICK11
@IMTHATCHICK11 11 ай бұрын
Am i the only one who started singing "WAIT FOR OUR LIVES TO BE OVER!" after he said "I DONT WANT TO WAIT" 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤?????
@hli
@hli 11 ай бұрын
Lol I sang that too 😂
@redwolf92
@redwolf92 10 ай бұрын
Kobra has a massive charisma points that even diseases have no pulls against him.
@ApexMinutesHD
@ApexMinutesHD 10 ай бұрын
This man is if covid was a person
@itsfletcher798
@itsfletcher798 10 ай бұрын
Holy botulism Batman!
@tiny2438
@tiny2438 11 ай бұрын
i became physically angry at this video for no good reason. thanks august, Merry Christmas you S.o.B lol
@building_ghost2860
@building_ghost2860 11 ай бұрын
Love your videos august! Keep it up! I always look forward to seeing your videos no matter how nasty they might be. ❤❤
@IsaacWale2004
@IsaacWale2004 11 ай бұрын
As soon as I saw him in the thumbnail, I knew I was in for a ride... Also... Merry Christmas August and fellow August fans! :) (Including new fans and pre-fans)
@p-__
@p-__ 11 ай бұрын
My farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨
@4rgbur.
@4rgbur. 11 ай бұрын
merry christmas^_^
@alexdavidson7498
@alexdavidson7498 2 ай бұрын
I’ve sometimes wondered how humanity discovered certain things and now I know. Someone like this discovered cheese.
@SeniorBactive
@SeniorBactive 11 ай бұрын
august the duck is like semi clickbait to my adhd mind
@AbnerGonzalez2010
@AbnerGonzalez2010 11 ай бұрын
Erm what the flip 🤓
@Estella_alsoknownasgabi123
@Estella_alsoknownasgabi123 11 ай бұрын
@chumbleisveryfesitive8l7nah 💀
@TobiTheHuman
@TobiTheHuman 10 ай бұрын
1:30 As someone who LARPs as a viking few times a year, you are absolutely right.
@scoutharris8586
@scoutharris8586 10 ай бұрын
He somehow managed to make 'mead' without any honey! Wth
@iHusk
@iHusk 10 ай бұрын
You ever see someone who makes it almost impossible not to think they have a literal worm living in their brain?
@NicNakBraun
@NicNakBraun 11 ай бұрын
I love King Cobra..watching him for years..he's so regarded. This point even we don't have a clue.. Merry Christmas August!
@ShadowRulah
@ShadowRulah 10 ай бұрын
He looks exactly like he's supposed to.
@chipbush0111
@chipbush0111 11 ай бұрын
I'm convinced that Josh has a cast iron, nonstick stomach.
@mrdavisdance
@mrdavisdance 10 ай бұрын
Me for the first three ingredients: "Hmmm yes this seems reasonable" Me as soon as chocolate syrup comes out: "oh no"
@kyote1089
@kyote1089 10 ай бұрын
Did he just think that mead was a meat flavoured drink? 🤷‍♀️
@Dannyboy314
@Dannyboy314 2 ай бұрын
I ate and drank some really disgusting things when i was in the army, but I'll skip this one....when it's cold and i'm hungry , yeah, i would mix cocoa, coffee and magerine. It taste like shit, but keeps you going..but I would never, and i mean never eat this shit, unless it means i will survive.
@SixtenTùben
@SixtenTùben 6 күн бұрын
The zombie outbreak is gonna happen when the wrong person steps into Josh's apartment-like cauldron.
@PYRO-ON
@PYRO-ON 10 ай бұрын
“Jenkem Josh” Squanders
@nathanpremo
@nathanpremo 8 ай бұрын
When you need to chew your drink. You have made several errors.
@scarlettroger1508
@scarlettroger1508 10 ай бұрын
Jeez, that is one scary concoction. He’s going to be on the loo until New Years Day.
@whocare9942
@whocare9942 10 ай бұрын
Cobra mead in a plastic bottle with no sanitation sounds like a good way to get botulism
@incredibleflameboy
@incredibleflameboy 11 ай бұрын
It's like he made diarrhea in a bottle but somehow bypassed a digestive system to make it.
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