Augustus Gloop

[@Randoman590]

I love how the 'Loompas say he will not be harmed, yet also imply he's about to be turned into fudge. Damn they are good at insults.

[@cherr7080]

At the end of the movie all the children gets factory Augustus to he will not be turned into fudge and get turned into a chocolate bar he would be yucky😖

[@simonlong3368]

Wonka's face in this is just like: "God damn it. Will these people ever listen to me? Jeez."

[@GoldenGuard-909]

It’s like that every time something happens to one of the kids

[@entomdp]

i like how the parents in this movie just stand and watch and do nothing.

[@chibiprussia5574]

They couldn't do much

[@seanmckenna7271]

The Mom couldn't do much. She was upset of course but the pipe save him from drowning.

[@shachar9111]

before the pipe came they could swim to save him

[@augustmoren9029]

by the way i was HORRYFIED BY THIS MOMENT

[@anoompaloompa8637]

GodZILLa8I3 We had to do everything......

[@PyroGothNerd]

"I do say that all seemed rather rehearsed" (Wonka looks uncomfortable)

[@chibiprussia5574]

+PyroGothNerd He says that they _don't_ seem rather rehearsed.

[@ChocolateCoveredGloop]

No, he says it does, because Mike asked "How did they know this would happen?" and Charlie added "How did they know his name?"

[@bupebukenya5157]

+Augustus Gloop stop

[@anoompaloompa8637]

.....we....just.......assumed..........?

[@professionalcommentstealer5271]

Heard of improvised?

[@iamanonymoushoweveryousayi3163]

Just imagine almost drowning in a chocolate river and then a parade of elves dancing while you suffer.

[@armagedonnis]

No Augustus Gloops were harmed in this video.

[@CeticWales]

+Matt Vlogs Although he was altered quite a bit...

[@markdpane]

True, but he did get covered in molten chocolate.

[@iancunn99]

+markdpane then ate himself

[@anoompaloompa8637]

and I swam in it

[@therockstar9259]

An Oompa Loompa your lucky the chocolate room is my uptopia

[@sebastianmarconi2855]

poor Augustus! he missed out on so much of the tour, he barely got to see anything! but hey, at least he got a behind the scenes tour of how the chocolate is transported throughout the factory :-D

[@Lionelmessi-ld3no]

+Diana Rumsford do you

[@Lionelmessi-ld3no]

+Diana Rumsford do you have golden tickets

[@anoompaloompa8637]

Lionel messi I don't think so

[@richardmiskow5073]

and fudge mountain! he'd loved that!

[@Altoryu]

His fault for being greedy and deciding that the chocolate river was part of the dessert buffet.

[@Bss_-eo9dn]

This should've been a PSA for childhood obesity.

[@Amythestnruby]

True dat

[@margogoralski6294]

LOL True.

[@caroldefender4144]

Augustus is virtually a satire against the fat acceptance movement.

[@cupidapple4138]

Well you guys might actually be right about the obesity problems it’s most likely if a child were to gain weight during childhood and once they reach adulthood they gain far too weight to handle at least that’s my theory

[@joshuaferguson698]

The pressure of the pipe suction would probably shatter both his ear drums and give him a nose bleed lol yolo

[@randomgoon214]

Nose bleeds, the real horror XD

[@MysteryAndroclese401]

+Josh Jensen Suction does tend to give "nose bleeds", so I suppose it fits! ;)

[@mikecross137]

Yes

[@NormalLunk]

The suction would also remove all the air from inside the tube and move it to the chamber above. Augustus would suffocate during the song, or at the very least he would drown after once he's in the chamber full of chocolate.

[@austinrenteria]

And I bet Augustus' arms probably went temperaliy numb due to being in that tight spot in the pipe.

[@ramenai]

"The chocolate mustn't be touched by human hands!" *Oompa Loompas swim in chocolate river

[@joshuaferguson698]

He didn't say human, he said people "of course they're real people, they're oompa loompas"

[@anoompaloompa8637]

....

[@UltraZombie115]

Here is why Augustus already messed up the batch so there playing with it

[@bradyprady8426]

UltraZombie115 that actually makes complete sense

[@seyeonoom]

oompa loompas aren’t technically human they’re people but not humans “they’re oompa loompas”

[@benderbendingrofriguez3300]

Musig Gender Roulette: "Augustus Gloop" - '40s mambo. "Violet Beauregard" - '70s Blaxploitation funk. "Veruca Salt" - '60s psychedelic rock. "Mike Teevee" - Early '80s Progressive Rock

[@alexanderip1003]

The 80's is my favourite

[@sonicundeadmunicipal3420]

I did like Mike Teavee's theme

[@RoccHard13]

Oh damn I never noticed

[@pleasedtamaster7035]

This 2005 film of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is INCREDIBLE! So much more catchy, visually-beautiful, and true to the novel. Roald Dahl hated the original movie in the 1970's....he even hated it so much that he didn't allow its name (forced it to be called Willy Wonka instead).

[@jupiter9099]

It's actually very common for authors to hate movie adaptations of their books.

[@ooliveric]

+Kafss he would have hated this one too

[@zxma3679]

+Kafss I DONT AGREE BOTH ARE GREAT

[@joewhitehead3]

+Lord Prince Zuko have any of his children or younger relatives expressed their feelings towards this one?

[@unrellated]

They said he would have approved.

[@TF2Fan101]

I find it funny in both versions how Wonka is angry that Augustus is touching his chocolate, but when he gets sucked up the pipe, he's like, "Eh, whatever."

[@HBoywasdocile]

its already contaminated so its no use worrying anymore

[@justaperson8721]

Fact: The movie is based on dark chocolate because Willy Wonka has a dark sense of humor

[@evildeathcuddles886]

Oh god, imagine having to do a retake. Augustus's poor actor had to take so many showers for this movie.

[@johanbock4288]

lol always cracks me up. "The great big greedy nincompoop."

[@Heffaklumpen.Hugh.Grant.2003]

😂

[@MrDrawingboard1]

Hate me for saying this, but I think the Oompa Loompa songs in this version are far superior to the "original." Think about it, the only reason those old songs are memorable is because of the nostalgia. If Willy Wonka came out today, would those songs really hold up? Hell no, their very one note. Listen to Danny Elfman's great score, not only does he write each song in a new style, but these are very catchy and brilliant.

[@TheTTVCrew]

But he didn't write the songs, they're from the book lol

[@MrDrawingboard1]

well yeah, lol, the lyrics come from the book, but the music he wrote.

[@daemanunser1590]

+TheTTVCrew theyre not the same songs

[@UnbelievableOpera]

OH I'M GLAD WE FUCKING FIGURED THAT ONE OUT YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT NO FUCKING SHIT STUPID FUCKHEAD

[@Randoman590]

MrDrawingboard1 Not to mention the songs in the newer film actually use the lyrics from the book, while the 1970s film didn't.

[@purple54997]

Augustus Gloop: Gluttony Violet Beauregarde: Pride Veruca Salt: Greed Mike Teavee: Sloth Charlie Bucket: Envy

[@lisettegarcia7013]

Dr. Stylish no Charlie is happy for what he has.

[@winnie6279]

Lisette Garcia I think the Charlie from the original would probably fit envy

[@marshbowicorn]

Lisette Garcia eh I can’t say he was too happy he wanted more but could be content

[@marshbowicorn]

Dr. Stylish I feel he fits wrath more in this remake but sloth in road Dahl version along with older version in the musical kind of a mix

[@bombombah3]

You did it wrong its Augustus gloop is greedy Violet Beauregarde pride Veruca salt spoiled And Mike teevee rude

[@starling1228]

People say this movie should be about Charlie instead of Wonka but, really, I'd like to know about the guy who made TV chocolate real, made CANDY GROW, and so much more things we could really use now! So.... poor kid who got lucky or man who was never loved as a kid and made miracles?

[@ChocolateCoveredGloop]

Starling 12 It’s funny how the titles in both movies are the opposite of who the focus is on

[@kyleallen7979]

Has anyone noticed that his mouth is fine? I'm sorry, but don't you think that if your drowning in a chocolate river, it's going to get on your teeth? Unless... Is he... Is he drinking the chocolate that enters his mouth? He was drinking and breathing in liquid chocolate, but his teeth are fine? He really is a black hole, everything that enters is never seen again.

[@Landocreep]

... So basically, Augustus Gloop is Kirby.

[@kyleallen7979]

***** Pretty much, yeah.

[@jasonfrost3893]

Jason jason jason jason j j and j gen gave her a sad I am a lovely lovely girl no liar i'm a boy lovely im do you do you love me but you let me have the day car no don't think of the lovely lovely I am love you earlier than anything anything anything I'll go alright year ago I buy everything I want nobody I didn't get the day I own a weirdo hello hello weirdo i'm a fat ugly boy

[@kyleallen7979]

Jason Frost www.quickmeme.com/img/2f/2f91faed64720057c6948a521d0bd26df1a6706b2b526274018e653850737f07.jpg

[@matthewsullivan8376]

+Jason Frost lol lol lol

[@Will8105]

Wonka's face when he falls in and sees the pipe ( HAHAHA die gloopy!)

[@Plume4you]

Huge fan of Wonka, and I love how we are all talking about the physics of this scene. But has no one mentioned it's melted chocolate? He'd be scalded before he had to worry about suction and drowning.

[@Plume4you]

+Ian Borton "people? every drop of the river, is HOT, MELTED CHOCOLATE of the finest quality. and do you like my meadow? place have a blade, please do. it's so delectable and so darn good lookin'" so yeah.

[@angelamcculloch08mcculloch15]

+Ian Borton maybe it's not boiling and maybe that's why the chocolate stuck to him as we see at 1:16 and why would he be drinking it if it was burning him

[@greenaum]

It could be a mix of cocoa solids, sugar and milk, doesn't have to be molten chocolate. Perhaps that happens later on in the process.

[@SodaPop484]

"My chocolate must not be touched by human hands..!" *Falls in* "son of a.." 00:04

[@mancave10369]

0:04

[@millieg0170]

Is it only me that loves how his screams fit in with the music at 3:19?

[@tebogomokoena5936]

no you're not, I also like it. lol

[@kamiyahkennedy1125]

+Tebogo Mokoena I love It I dunno why

[@coralroper6876]

Apparently it's okay for the chocolate to be touched by Oompa Loompa hands.

[@fubar6431]

+Coral Roper Ofcourse, they are not "Human" preferably. Even though they have humanoid features..Besides, they wear gloves and a skin-tight suit, don't they?

[@blazingnova52]

Cuz they're not human

[@Draftspike]

+Anime Otaku Deep Roy is human

[@xplertheunusual]

+CcosmicC Pro but those are Deep Roy clones (jk)

[@Draftspike]

Xpler779 lol.

[@crunchycookie06]

This is what you get for falling into chocolate! >:-(

[@WolfPlaysGamez]

this is the song i want to played at my funeral

[@vanillamoca9845]

this song scared me as a child. my older brothers would torment's me by chasing me and singing it.... now, nearly 15 years later, its kinda a bop lol

[@samcoleman605]

Love Wonka's FFS expression at 0.11!

[@lamardavis6053]

and at 0:22

[@TheClobo2001]

That's the face of a man who is 100% done

[@greenaum]

Gene Wilder did a better version of whimsically psychopathic.

[@Carterox10]

When Wonka stared at the pipe, he was like "That's not good."

[@kytran9067]

I love this movie!😋

[@tougherthread4885]

This song is awesome but I just love that one camera pan at 1:53 it's just so satisfying to watch

[@emilyreid1310]

I love this movie so much!!!!!

[@grimey3480]

52 people hold grudges against luscious bits of fudge.

[@anoompaloompa8637]

Winged Waffle OK I DONT THINK WE KNEW THAT.

[@grimey3480]

An Oompa Loompa lol i said that a year ago

[@dirtywater901]

Augustus looked freaked when seeing the oompa-loompas

[@joyunicycle]

I saw this movie in theaters after reading the book. As soon as the Oompa-Loompas started singing, I cheered! As much as I love the 1971 movie, I never liked the Oompa-Loompa songs there. I love this version, not just for being faithful, but for for how catchy each one is. Is it as memorable as the 1971 Oompa-Loompa songs? Maybe not, but I liked how it dove deeper into why each child got his/her comeuppance rather than gloss it over.

[@PatrickRsGhost]

I recall an extra verse in this song, right between the lyrics "cogs begin to grind and pound" and "this greedy brute, this louse's ear": "We'll boil him for a minute more Just to be absolutely sure Then out he comes, By God, by Grace A miracle has taken place A miracle has taken place"

[@KHRules]

You're right, maybe its only the soundtrack version? That's a bit odd

[@PatrickRsGhost]

I didn't see it in the theater, but I remember seeing it on TV when the movie first aired on one of the Starz channels. When I bought the DVD, the lyric was missing.

[@KHRules]

probably just cut for time

[@Joshkid2000]

PatrickRsGhost 0_0 dang ompa loompas, wut are u singing, how was your childhood

[@lamardavis6053]

at first when they said "and gets a lucious bit of fuuuuuuuuudge!" i thought it was: "and gets a lucious bit of fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!" xD

[@thesugarvalley]

this song scared the shit outa me when i was little

[@NewDawnFades608]

Really? I was 11 when this came out and this song and the Mike Teavee one were my favorites.

[@anoompaloompa8637]

jackshackelford cool

[@anoompaloompa8637]

jackshackelford awesome

[@hannahhorne7797]

Why not its really catchy

[@Heffaklumpen.Hugh.Grant.2003]

@@hannahhorne7797 *_But i like this song._*

[@sg40011]

"there he goes..." 1:00 lol

[@Ravenstar2296]

The oompa loompas changed from workers who wonka calls to clean up messes to workers who stop to lecture and mock problems in choreographed songs

[@hannahhorne7797]

This song is really catchy

[@jamesonholbrook3969]

I feel like they all would have died-- especially in this scene. and I love how no one cares.

[@sonicjrjr14]

That's the beauty of Roald Dahl.

[@xoxoRachelZegerSuperfan]

Jameson Holbrook Veruca is the only one who would have survived if this movie was real. The other three would have died.

[@danielsturdivant2496]

A boy is drowning in chocolate, sucked into a pipe, and about to be turn into chocolate. What do you do? A) Call for help B) Follow the Oompa Loompa to get him back C) Sing a song

[@anoompaloompa8637]

Daniel Sturdivant B&C happened!!

[@Jeff-jm8zf]

b or a

[@gxfan039]

B

[@yarelisadot6777]

Wreg

[@yarelisadot6777]

Wrtup

[@michaelnally2841]

Yeah in the original they can't save him because he gets sucked into the pipe before anyone can do anything. In here his own mother could've dived in to save him and I'm sure Wonka could've stopped the pipe. But as the scene shows he's like "yeah I don't care so I'm gonna let this kid go"

[@arlenekitty1]

"I'd say they were rather rehearsed" 😂😂😂

[@xar3949]

2:19 YEAH RIGHT!!!

[@xar3949]

also in the blueray version at 3:05 the oompa loompas sing a line that goes like this "we'll boil him for a minute more, til were absolutely sure, then out he comes by god, by grace, a miracle has taken place, a miracle has taken place"

[@YunusElsayed]

😊​@@xar3949

[@Tigressa101]

Ya'll can hate this movie as much as you want but you have to give Tim Burton credit for using the book lyrics and making each song authentic.

[@csec9291]

This was a beautiful introduction to the oompa-loompas

[@francescalocaso5130]

I love this movie ! 😋🍫❤

[@letsplaypc2278]

The suspense is terrible. I hope it lasts!

[@ChocolateCoveredGloop]

1971

[@letsplaypc2278]

True

[@bupebukenya5157]

+Augustus Gloop no or willy wonka has said little boy the chocolate river that is allowed

[@ChocolateCoveredGloop]

...

[@TheFugitives231]

augustus when will you stop eating and when you go to school do your classmates point and laugh at you

[@pudding6417]

"my chocolate must be untouched by human hands!" **continues to eat the chocolate**

[@matthewwilson6888]

pudding falls in the river (possibly to his death)

[@varianzz]

I love how dark this movie is and how willy wonka is so dark and funny like me :,)

[@milesyoungblood7173]

Did anyone notice this scene could resemble an alien abduction? The top of the pipe has a ufo-like shape and is "capturing" him.

[@Thelucky_phantom]

I did

[@greenaum]

I saw the design more as the "rip off Dr Seuss" theme they were going with.

[@Heffaklumpen.Hugh.Grant.2003]

@@greenaum I wish i was there instead of him. And i like this scene.

[@TheHumbleFellow]

"Help. Police. Murder."

[@jamesleopard8518]

That's Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory 1971 movie's reference

[@midnightstarhunter]

wow, I love this song!!! I love that rhytme!!! :)

[@matthewkretschmer7010]

Nice to see how the other parents, and grand parent care for Augustus as he falls into the chocolate river.

[@Spikkle]

Love the Oompa-Loompas dance!

[@monstatron]

ok i honestly thought this charlie and the choclate factory remake was a bit dark but its the 20st century what do you expect

[@evildeathcuddles886]

megatron senpai 21st

[@monstatron]

〈Insert_Witty_Name_Here〉 typo :/ thanks lmao

[@Lekuster93]

Plus it's Tim Burton, so there's that

[@monstatron]

Lekuster93 ah yeah, and that

[@adrian_hook]

+guy-manuel de honhonhon croissant It's not a remake of the 70s version, it's its own separate adaptation. Plus the 70s version was also somewhat dark and so was the book.

[@My170TTV]

I love how Wonka tells Augustus that his chocolate cannot be tpuched by human hands, yet a bunch of Oompa Loompas jump in, and Wonka has absolutely no problem with it.

[@ql596]

Also why is Augustus covered in chocolate and the Oompa Loompas are not

[@SurperiorJerk]

2:39 wow so Augustus gets completely covered in chocolate while they are 100% clean? Logic right there

[@Oscarjohn1966]

When the pipe comes downs how does it spin the chocolate and suck it up

[@MIGHTYM4RS]

how come they skip the line 'The cogs begin to grind and pound; We boil him for a minute more,' when it's in the soundtrack Lol in fact I could have sworn it was in the movie but when I saw the movie a second time it wasn't there anymore ?? it's been bugging me all these years lol

[@MIGHTYM4RS]

***** but why :( :(

[@strawberrycelestia]

People said it was too dark to be in a movie for kid's, so they got rid of it.

[@unrellated]

Huh, I thought it was because you could easily tell they filmed those shots with a different camera.

[@superjackster0165]

That lyric was cut from the movie

[@SeanGaez]

MIGHTYM4RS because they say in those lyrics out he comes, by GOD by grace. Some people dont believe in god so they didnt have it in this video. The actual movie has it though

[@lilygaming343]

I'll literally crap my pants if I was stuck in the tube. and Im thin And I would get scared and screaming for my mom

[@DogHouseProductions]

To be fair if you got stuck, but you pooped, maybe your shat would be a good enough loss of weight to go all the way through the pipe. :D

[@lilygaming343]

That is true

[@ruairilogan153]

Lily Gaming depends how fat you are

[@gabi.crossing]

When your claustrophobia kicks in and seeing Augustus stuck in a the see-through pipe makes you uncomfortable. When I first saw this I remember being really anxious when he was kind of drowning in the vat of chocolate. xD

[@existentialcrisis2376]

Because he is blocking the tube, shouldn't a vacuum be created? So he wouldn't have been able to breath, and he would have passed out 15 seconds later due to lack of oxygen to brain.

[@kyleallen7979]

Not only that, but it would still be sucking up. His intestines should have been _ripped_ out of his body and taken away.

[@existentialcrisis2376]

Yes, true also.

[@unrellated]

Probably some sort of safety feature on the pipe. Or maybe it was deliberately programed to stop him until the song was over, and it give him air during the pause.

[@SeanGaez]

Richard W. They used cgi to creat the scene of him going half way. Then when he is stuck its real. After the song, he gets sucked up all the way which then goes back to cgi

[@greenaum]

@@SeanGaez There's likely less than 10 feet of pipe, and it's nearly all CGI.

[@nicholaskingmequeen]

i like this version, but for some reason i felt more sorry for the original augustus. he wasnt a bad kid he was just a little overweight and when he fell into the chocolate river no one helped him except charlie but it was a failed attempt and this augustus got what was coming to him. remember when they were in the hallway and augustus asks charlie if he wants some chocolate and when charlie said sure, augustus replied "then you should have brought some" see what i mean?

[@DarkusSovereign]

Of course he can't swim. He's too heavy. He'd drawn while even trying to swim.

[@weakweek2730]

"Call the fire brigade!"

[@matthewwatkins4938]

My chocolate must be untouched by human hands.... AAAAHH His face just sighs "Well...so much for that."

[@Starry-eyed_Samantha]

The sadistic face of mr.Wonka...😻😻

[@sokabl64]

willy: my chocolate must never be touched by human hands! also willy: lets his workers swim in the chocolate

[@jamesleopard8518]

Now the chocolate is going to go so bad that Augustus Gloop jumped into the chocolate river, swam and went into the tube and got stuck.

[@imaginebeingapngtuber3124]

This is how many times they all said oompa loompas I I I V

[@oldscoolgaming6700]

Well, Augustus deserved what he got. Gluttony got the best of him.

[@greenaum]

Still they could've put a rail up next to that river.

[@ChocolateAndCharlie]

You can find all the cut parts of this movie on the Blu-Ray DVD.

[@kitster900]

Veruca's curious amusement at 1:22 . "Daddy, I want a fat boy whose job is to amuse me by doing stupid things."

[@ruairilogan153]

Kitt Monroe was she smiling?

[@TitanWar93]

Hey little boy, my chocolate can't be touched by human hands! (Great reaction) 😐 He should've been over concerned about the chocolate, because it's his product. Gene's version he was trying to stop him from using his hands and it was funny how he reacts. But here it's blank.

[@youtubetrash1550]

Willy Wonka seems too creepy, he looked so happy to see Augustus drowning 😂

[@theskyworrier]

Little shit contaminated his chocolate and cost him millions!

[@pinky2305]

I've seen both movies and I love both.

[@Vincenzzo111]

Johnny's face at the end xD

[@plaguegaming1733]

If I were to land of a pool made out of chocolate I'm lucky I can swim

[@catarinarebelovaz2802]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😂😂😊😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this scene is very funny. I ❤ the 2005 remake!

[@bonniefarrell_02]

This scene used to scare me so much when I was about 7 or something. Idk why

[@heatherchandler6500]

Me too lol idk y

[@toddreilldavis593]

This is what you get for fall in a chocolate river 😝

[@Ezra-wp1oc]

Wow, These kids got so much luck that they have a HUGE chance of dying. Augustus Gloop - Drowning or Suffocating Violet Beauregarde - Exploding Veruca Salt - Getting burnt up in the furnace Mike teavee - Getting sqeesh like an Ant Like these are one of the dangerous death they can have lol

[@AustinHitachiinCyrus]

2:39 how are the workers not chocolate stained but Augustus is?

[@JamesSmith-we5jm]

when i first saw this scene i freeked out

[@erikaatienza720]

this is really dark when you really understand the oompa loompas' songs

[@jacobraychannel5258]

1:26

[@second3455]

“MY *CHOCOLATE* MUST REMAIN UNTOUCHED BY HUMAN HANDS”

[@brawler250C]

this movie is my fav.

[@CrazyClara101]

lol when the oompa loompas said Augstus was a greedy nincapoop he was like "WTF did you call me???"

[@1KatyPerryFan1]

I WANT A THEATRICAL VERSION OF THIS MOVIE! Idk where to buy one!

[@yarelisadot6777]

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[@yarelisadot6777]

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[@bloodsuckinwerwolf]

0:17 as you can see, he doesnt care

[@brawler250C]

best movie in the world.

[@aleciaanderson3995]

yay! I love this movie

[@parkersymons9841]

0:41 Did the mother shout to him "Augustus, pass out!" or something? It really sounded like that...

[@sidumonyamellezamelle6488]

Pas auf - means watch out

[@richardmiskow5073]

*Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop, the great big greedy nicompoooooop*

[@batgaff]

this is better then the other movie