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[@friendlyjordies]

Videos like this change the narrative and changing the narrative leads to changing minds. To make them more frequently we need more money! Sign up to fight the infowar here! www.patreon.com/friendlyjordies

[@fluoromarx]

I'm the third like bruz

[@felixthecat1672]

Ok. I'll sign up, but you need to do an interview with the man, the legend, Keating.

[@denverjames4864]

Righto, but next week you ought to use a rockmelon instead

[@BinaryBunyip]

If they're not s-t-nic cr-zy reptili-n sh-peshifters, when why are they acting like they are? They can't be this obtuse without a plan behind it all. They all fake cry on TV, but go home and fap over how much damage & suffering they cause. They love it. They feed off that fear & suffering. ..And then people wonder why some people just give up.

[@dpersonal4187]

I'm in the US. This was a hard video to watch They are doing the same here - the goal is to cause economic collapse so that the rich can scoop up assets on the cheap, just like the banking meltdown.

[@emmaholloway2516]

Fun fact- I spent the $1000 Rudd gave us on a Panasonic plasma TV & 15 years later it's still going.

[@gavinvarian9470]

I used it to get more money from the government. It was great

[@jackykew9905]

I also have a Panasonic plasma that's going after 10 years 😂

[@SleimanSam]

😂👏👏👏👏

[@tomiantenna7279]

Thanks, Panasonic!

[@DrKiBs]

I, Kibble also purchased a Panasonic plasma with said $1000 from Mr Rudd’s stimulus. It too is still going strong after all these years.

[@ObsidiaOpal]

I'm self employed and after one month of jobkeeper, the ATO put a sanction on my TFN and I had to prove that I wasn't scamming them 👉😎👉 good to know that big businesses were able to keep claiming while I went 3 months without income

[@joostin123]

The ATO are snakes. They've been accused of beating down micro to medium sized businesses and letting bigger business get away with shit

[@TheNanoNinja]

I don't know why it wasn't delivered by either Centerlink or the ATO. Even from the start, I thought it was a floored plan. I get really annoyed when people say, it kept people tied to their jobs. I don't think it did and I think that it didn't matter. What people wanted was to pay rent and put food on the table.

[@David-lr2vi]

@@joostin123 Accused? That’s their MO.

[@joostin123]

@@David-lr2vi only said accused because there hasn't been a royal commission (doubt there ever will be). The current government is so corrupt but current voters just want to shut up and take it.

[@adamp3595]

It took 3 months for them to resume payments?

[@rhiannoncox7813]

Jordan: *make a sophisticated, nuanced argument* Also Jordan: *smacks himself in the head with a coconut*

[@heartlightintuition]

Best comment. 🤣

[@samdowner1792]

@@fyveohms9866 is that the resistance in your single brain cell?

[@joshschadenfrydenborg7645]

Resistance is futile!

[@letmeexplain1816]

@@joshschadenfrydenborg7645 😂😂

[@cow_tools_]

Of course Jordies can do every single regional and ethnic Australian accent phenomenally, but then does an impression of a New Zealander as if he's never met one.

[@Nyaliva]

To be fair, when Jordan said "STOP SOUNDING LIKE AUSTRALIANS THAT ARE MELTING!" I burst out laughing and had to pause the video until I stopped.

[@mrodo5175]

Sounded pretty spot on to me

[@EggsBenAddict]

I'm a New Zealander and I'm here for it!

[@b_risky]

rudd saying "listen here simps" nearly made me piss myself laughing

[@timtheawesomeone]

Jordies we need a family edit of this to share with older family who won't be able to take anything away from this besides "that man swears a lot". Pretty please

[@zeldaau1017]

seriously this video is genuinely amazing with the potential it has to convince older people, especially parents (that one tangent about "creating a debt YOUR CHILDREN will have to pay off" was PERFECT) but if i show this to my lib parents they'll just wave a hand at everything and i will suffer

[@whoveniledelinquent]

I agree. My 85 year old dad, tradie then union organiser thinks showmo is ok. All because he still reads the paper and watches commercial TV. Help me please.

[@the13inquisitor59]

Get this guy up there. He's on to something.

[@naomibelet]

Thisssss 100% - like, when Jordie released his video on Narrandera I instantly shared it with my mum because in all the years I’ve been watching it felt like his first video that I knew wouldn’t put her off with inappropriate jokes. Obvs I like his humour and I know it’s how he built his audience but I do feel like it limits his potential audience reach. (I only care because I think what he’s saying is so important.)

[@thestreetrat3660]

@@naomibelet Too bad he doesn't read comments...

[@Nic123400]

My grandmother worked for Denver beanland, a liberal mp in Brisbane and I showed my mother your videos and she voted labor in the last election. Thank you for actually providing a service that not only benefits Australians, but also sources the information and presents it in a way that people like my mum appreciate. I’m trying to get my dad on board right now. Keep it up! Mum and I watch your videos a lot together and go through the sources you quote so we are actually making informed decisions thank you so much it’s actually made me a lot closer with her

[@BigL.10]

good job getting others on board not just reinforcing your own ideas

[@nullusanxietas2379]

Speaking of Denver beanland, I know something I can't tell that Aussie press would love to ignore. I wish I could spill the *beans.* I suppose I could tell Jordies...

[@nullusanxietas2379]

What I can say is that the guy is an asshole who uses people and is only out for himself. A cookie-cutter lib. He caused someone I care about quite a bit of pain.

[@terryquarton2523]

I told my mother to vote labour if she still wanted to live here in Queensland first time in her life 89

[@Nic123400]

@@O1OO1O1 cool man appreciate the opinion

[@SlackFX.channel]

Every time I try to look at Scott Morrisons eyes, I'm left feeling empty inside. Australia has such wasted potential.

[@stevejames5900]

Yes the Windsor's royal choice of abject colonial vapidity and waste.

[@lostinspace699]

Stop looking at Scott Morrison and look at your self what is the alterative More taxing more government

[@KruelAidMan]

@@lostinspace699 lol @ your subscriptions

[@cameronmiles645]

@@lostinspace699 Labor (sadly) says they will not tax/spend more/less if they win the next election. They’ll spend in smarter ways, but won’t increase taxes or make a bigger government.

[@josephj6521]

@@lostinspace699 more taxing? I’m paying more tax earning less money compared to when labor was in government! Where do you get your bullshyte from? Yes, I am earning less now compared to 2011! Less! How cool is it earning less money and yet paying more taxes.

[@Elegant_Sausage]

I don't live in Australia. I just truly enjoy your videos. I appreciate your work gathering this information and preparing it for others. People like you are so valuable to every country.

[@trishlatham4958]

Hear hear!!!

[@MrDeano-eu9rg]

@@O1OO1O1 holding feet to the fire is extremely important because other wanker politicians won't want to get voted out for the same incompetence

[@MrDeano-eu9rg]

@@O1OO1O1 for now but if you vote SAP we can change things.

[@MrDeano-eu9rg]

@@O1OO1O1 SAP Sustainable Australia Party

[@MrDeano-eu9rg]

@@O1OO1O1 I'm new to the party but it's still small enough to (hopefully) build it up without corruption. If more people knew about us then we would definitely get alot of backing especially in Melbourne and Sydney as we're effected by over population leading to price gouging on houses. We're working on a youtube ad now.

[@lukesmoljak8617]

Abbott is probably the worst Prime Minister we've ever had. *Scott Morrison*: "Hold my beer"

[@samdowner1792]

@@johannbrandstatter7419 Exacvtly, Abbott was just Howard' s mini me.

[@MeritedLine1491]

I would have said Menzies, but that works too

[@iqbaltimol2676]

You are so bloody right. Abbott was the shittiest leader of Australia. Howard and Morrison are not far behind.

[@grahampahl7100]

Nope. Howard would have to be the worst, and they still wheel him out for liberal bashes.

[@JTAC42069]

I've learned more about my countries government in 2 hours of watching your videos than I did during my 13 years of school

[@trueKorvus]

Why would you think a government education system would provide you self critical content? I mean, teachers aren't allowed to criticise the Education Department, it's illegal. Best school does is, hopefully, hone your critical thought so you can figure shit out afterwards.

[@infinite8382]

how much of what we 'learnt' in school do we use in real life, and how much of what we learn in real life was never taught in school. the "education" system is a collosal wast of thyme, thou it did done gone tort me ta spelt gord ;p If humanity is not some galactic experiment or reality show for aliens to laugh at, then i dont know what were doing here.

[@wayneegan7356]

@@infinite8382 and if you went to a religious school ......imagine....

[@infinite8382]

@@wayneegan7356 No need to imagine, i did :/

[@iqcq2063]

I know people who know more about US politics than our own

[@westsaxon6107]

hyped for another all lowercase single word scomo vid

[@alexphotoman]

I know...right

[@SlightlyUnSalted]

Or a “scovid” 😂

[@warrenbennett1863]

How about SLOMO.

[@josephdugdale4150]

In the UK we use Australia as a model example for how to handle covid, which shows how bad things have gone here

[@skeeter3969]

Yeah don't, or just use "lucky those convicts are on an island" haha

[@faloopindaloop8037]

Well you got the island part right. Just need to reduce your population and have more sun....oh wait.

[@captain-chair]

@@faloopindaloop8037 That wasn't part of Brexit was it? Turn the Island of Great Britain into a space ship then fly it into Equatorial Guinea, then recolonize Africa.

[@HandmadeDarcy]

The example from Australia that is - rightfully - held up as gold standard, is the fast and hard lockdowns, and excellent contact tracing that are controlling outbreaks in Victoria, not actually the whole of Australia. It’s not a coincidence that Victoria has a Labor government and so is not in thrall to the chamber of commerce and can act for the protection of the people (whether the people appreciate it or not). The federal (national) government is Tory and so they have acted on big business advice/demands when it comes to their responsibilities in closing borders, income support (states cannot raise money through taxes so social welfare is federal), and vaccine rollout - all of which is also an example… of what not to do.

[@sugarplumk2381]

That was true until Delta arrived and we didn’t have our vaccine rollout, let alone enough vaccines sorted. The Gladys really dropped the ball.

[@glockfun]

I know one of the people that was managing homebuilder in Tasmania from shortly after it was announced until now. From what they told me the scheme had two (2) employees in Tasmania, them and another person, to manage all aspects of homebuilder which included receiving the applications, answering questions, reviewing applications, transfering money, answering complaints, etc. which had them in catastrophic stress due to the lack of resources. This was further compounded by the Federal government giving them access to the money to enact homebuilder but not actually allowing them to hire enough staff to manage the scheme with the money. The end result was state government employees were pulled away from other duties to manage the federal scheme but the states couldn't add more resources because it would have come from their own budget during a lockdown. It was designed to look good on paper, but fail in implementation and look like the states were the cause of the failure.

[@zzirDiz]

It's honestly so hard to believe he is still the PM... One would think that after that many fuckups there would be no confidence left for him

[@allandaly2573]

Have a look at the nutcase private school namby pamby Tory scaming scary scummy poncey poontanger candidate's that the liberals have to pick from.Easy to see why they have poor old slomo.

[@iqbaltimol2676]

He is in power because of evangelical or other religious organisation support. It’s all part of the plan.

[@aurifelix]

This felt like a classic jordies mega end-of-the-world rant video from the olde days. Good stuff

[@kingt0295]

Me makes one of these longer form vids every few months on top of a lot of content every week, him and his team is a youtube workhorse lol

[@naylor101]

Gonna grab some Pizza first STOOOOGE

[@David_636]

Haha I'm literally making a pizza rn

[@matthewbaker9176]

I’m picking it up in a bit

[@timmymorris91]

I’m literally eating dominos right now

[@Cheekynandos10087]

Mine just arrived STOOOOOGE

[@lach890]

literally just sat down with my pizza

[@LiliaArmoury]

he chose to have lockdown happen AFTER his for profit church had it's multi week conference wrap up

[@Hindor115]

Im one of the unlucky ones that works in a nursing home. Admitedly it was terrible before covid with a lack of funding in all areas. Now its so much worse. I dont see a viable way for homes to stay functional for much more. It really needs more money and more actual care put into it

[@iqbaltimol2676]

One consolation: our politicians are well provided for. The politicians in the US are a hundred times more corrupt.

[@bholeconnoisseur]

Kiwi's didn't even get government assistance during the lockdown in Australia, but Australians in New Zealand got government assistance. I'm one of those Kiwi's and had to live off of my savings.

[@sforbesgocka]

sorry to hear that, heaps fucked

[@Loctorak]

If it makes you feel any better, I'm an Australian living in Australia and I got nothing so I've had to live off assistance I paid myself from my own superannuation.

[@bholeconnoisseur]

@@Loctorak Yeah I also had to pull from my super. Pretty fucked off about it too tbh.

[@clevelandwilliams5922]

That’s where Jacinta Arden should’ve banned all Australians from NZ

[@josiemainecoon]

Huh! I'm a kiwi in New Zealand & was fired from my job through the mandates because I couldn't get the jab & had an exemption, which means nothing to employers!! I'm still unemployed to this day, because my career has gone thanks to Adern!! Glad she's gone!!!

[@sinclairwaters3538]

Scot Morrison has got to be the worst leader in Australian history.

[@TheMysticCastle42]

Settle down. Abbott exists.

[@ausfighter1186]

Nah scomo is worse

[@cpodgorelec]

@@TheMysticCastle42 Abbott was an introduction to Scovid.

[@milesellis2847]

Billy MacMahon?

[@joshschadenfrydenborg7645]

And perhaps the future too, when you think about a gas led recovery...

[@MrShieldsy100]

I love that he's basically using Marcus Paul as stand in, for not just his dad, but dad's in general now......

[@Loctorak]

I dont see a problem with how talks about daddy Marcus.

[@sirjolly81]

So i went for tour of my old primary school. Much the same but it never had a dedicated music room. we used an old nun house. So after rudds term they got a brand new building and hall. Brought a tear to my eye. Good ol Rudd.

[@blindoutlaw]

Rudd calling us simps is just the laugh I needed in this hard hitting piece

[@FORGOTTENMINDFREAK23]

"We just winged a pandemic like an English speech in year 10" Why do I feel so fucking seen 😂

[@Infernus25]

Think this time on a Friday should be a new thing, love all the wholesome talk about dinner and Friday plans

[@greenflyingdude]

It's depressing to think of where we are vs what could have been.

[@Incurafy]

I must say, hats off to your editor(s), whoever they are. That British Smiles book was beautiful, and there's a whole bunch of stuff in here that shows some real effort.

[@ianirwin9480]

32:15 This is the guy that John Barilaro can't even outwit

[@magetime29]

Can't wait for all Aussie states to not be blue

[@robburdack4361]

im not sure SA ever will .... tasmania either but would be cool to have states all tied up and fed hahah

[@francespowell6923]

@@robburdack4361since 1970 Labour has been in more often than the Libs, in SA. The last time they were in for 16 years.

[@BABSHDe]

i doubt sa

[@JoshSmith-cv3dj]

People doubted wa would and look at us.

[@SCALLYWAG.1]

Can't wait for all Aussie states to not be ignorant

[@thoughtexperimentsotherstu4680]

the perfect thing to go with the stingy take-out I'm eating right now

[@tylerhayes4493]

"Stressed? Don't sh*t yourself. Take a slomo" HAHAHAHAHA

[@joshschadenfrydenborg7645]

I think Scovid coined that at Engadine Macca's

[@onceonly1111]

Would love to see a short analysis going into where the Libs get their numbers for stuff like "We've created 9 million jobs since COVID began!" when a similar amount of jobs have actually disappeared. They clearly have a very unique method of defining job creation.

[@platinumfactor]

On top of that, I think that was the year New Zealand won Battlebots too.

[@CiceroSolo]

Omg the big book of British smiles Simpson's reference slaughtered me

[@asdusty4372]

From the title, I thought this would be about how the LNP treat women. BTW Jabba does need a hut. He was totally ripped by those stooges on houso's.

[@mIGHtyClif]

Yeah, fair call. You got anything on that @FriendlyJordies? It's pretty topical.

[@StNick119]

@@mIGHtyClif He does now.

[@kanelowrey5172]

Spent all my jobseeker on ubereats, should have saved it and bought Gamestop stocks.

[@ValerianDare5658]

That "stop sounding like Australians who are melting" line almost made me black out from laughter I am writing this from the recovery position sned halp😂😂😂😂😂

[@tmd_ltd]

A millennial who wilfully smacks himself over the head with a coconut can outwit, outmatch and outplay politicians, journalists and billionaires. We truly are a lucky country. National. Goddam. Treasure.

[@huddo-xr1kf]

I am 8 months pregnant - I actually fear my baby's first words will be "oh ffs scomo" because I say it so frequently

[@aussienick4520]

At least your kid will be speaking the truth.

[@iqbaltimol2676]

Hahahahaha. I would like to hear him/ her say that 😂😂😂

[@fluffyredfox9226]

At this point it sounds like you should run the country Jordie, (call it "friendly Australia Party").

[@tomiantenna7279]

I was thinking about this the other day, and I am not so sure that his skill uncovering and reporting on media and corporate corruption of our government and democratic process and being a funny fucking smartass is as useful for running a government as it may appear. We're talking about running a country here, a massive undertaking that takes skill, experience, knowledge, and connections, whether you're corrupt or not. It's probably easier being corrupt honestly, and while I'm confident in Jojo's genuine well-meaning and concern for any and all of the good causes he works for, as well as a general trust in his moral compass and ability to make sound judgments, I'm not sure it is enough to carry the full weight of the state machine bureaucracy on one's shoulders. Then again... How could a well-intentioned but inexperienced politician fuck up the country any worse than the cabal of malicious career criminals who currently run the government?

[@hotworksfab]

@@tomiantenna7279 I agree, Definitely requires skill. Buuuuuuuuuuuut he would still be a million times better than Scott Morrison. But also what's the point when there are already a couple labor politicians who are great candidates for the role already.

[@justin8079]

@@tomiantenna7279 word.

[@tomiantenna7279]

@@hotworksfab Driving policy and politics is a team effort. There is a lot to be said for letting people keep doing whatever they do best, having the right person in the right place, like in a soccer team. Oh shit I meant cricket team. Same same but difference.

[@jakepitura337]

FriendlyJordies - Prime Minister/Leader of the Friendly Australia Party Gatekeeper - Deputy Prime Minister Mislav(While Drunk) - Minister for the Department of Something Connor the editor - the guy who makes sure friendlyjordies doesn't address the nation wearing a dragonball-z shirt

[@oinkypower997]

Considering Akon helped deliver solar power to like 1 million Africans he would be a better climate plan

[@zachblake6821]

Plz do a video on Dan Andrews and what he actually did to help save Victoria. Him and K. Ruddy suffered the same fate of being constantly undermined and bombarded by the media and ghe actual anti lockdown "ShEEple" (cringe).

[@aprildock]

seconding this

[@mrtheman548]

Now projected to have the best covid recovery out of any state, predominantly due to infrastructure spending. But of course all those twits will say "dURH ChINa CcP moNEy" even though it was never even signed

[@zachblake6821]

@@mrtheman548 exactly! I can't believe how thick and narrow minded these people are, and when they are confronted with real facts (unlike Murdock "facts") they just scream "SHeEplE!!!"

[@greebj]

I'd say that people who used the term "dictator dan" were brainwashed, except that would erroneously imply they possessed a brain.

[@wogass1]

Yeah he kept us all safe with the worlds longest lockdown, lucky we weren’t in NSW, no lockdowns no deaths.

[@marklivingstone3710]

I think my favourite moment in the early days of the pandemic was scott morrison giving a press conference saying all international flight arrivals were cancelled immediately and then seeing a Singapore Airlines, Malaysian Airlines, Cathay Pacific, Emirates, Qatar Airways and Air New Zealand aircraft all arrive at Adelaide Airport over the following five hours, and the next day, and the day after.🙄

[@devporter7209]

I'm a Kiwi mate and to be honest with you if it came down to it... Australia would be Western New Zealand.

[@skeeter3969]

By the kiwi population density over here it already is, or is just seeds for a Pavlovian invasion ✌️

[@monimate1673]

Thats Qld bro oh and you talk like your "melting"

[@1pierrr]

We’d be doing better too with Jacinda in charge.

[@amberlance3221]

Scovid - love it Also, my dad has always referred to morrison as slomo 🤣

[@williamchristie2411]

I’d like to point out an inaccuracy with your video. At 13:27 you point out that Sco Mo enjoys the towels at the gym in parliament. That statement would imply that he goes to the gym or does any exercise

[@dopaminedreams1122]

nah dude he doesnt actually work out, he just takes the free towels and uses them to wipe the sweat he builds up watching nieghbours and ronald reagan speeches

[@Walshy8113]

"You know what you're dad used to say?" *Inserts image of Marcus Paul* Gold

[@dorincirca5337]

Please keep going and inspire the entire youth from Australia and New Zealand, great job

[@isabellaserra-sanfelin2284]

Yeah but the real question is, what is your skin routine because honestly it’s flawless.

[@zaneleblond3614]

I need his skin routine now!

[@superchroma]

He's discussed it. Apparently he boils rice, gets it kind of gluggy, and spreads it on his face once it cools a bit.

[@superchroma]

Also he eats well.

[@demun6065]

Vegetarian skin. Plus makeup?

[@douglassmithe9799]

There's a video on his self help channel where he reveals his skin care routine

[@davidnorris166]

I hope this helps bring the "prime minister" DOWN. Keep up the good work Jordie.

[@matthewcody1757]

We all do bruz ,we all do .

[@TheNanoNinja]

I hope we can get a repeat of what happened in WA. Libs not in opposition. More like a minority party now.

[@AwesomenessOnToast21]

G ya ok

[@Thromash]

I've spoken to both the Federal Minister of housing & my state one. Given them a way to build 5 times the amount of public housing that have 0 utilities costs for those living in them for the same cost they already spend on public housing. They weren't interested. The response I got was them telling me about the plan they already have. Which again, costs 5 times more than what I provided. Woooo!

[@stevejames5900]

Government is designed to bleed the population dry with hordes of parasite and endless costly projects that deliver substandard results yet enrich favoured contractors. This civilisation will go the way of every other corrupt empire ... belly up.

[@billybowbaggins]

That was absolutely fantastic your analysis and humour really cry’s out to what I see. Keep it coming.

[@spacecadet5860]

15:37- that Pic of scomo as a bean bag chair creeps me out and I can tell you why. It looks like something you'd find on r/nosleep at 2:00 in the morning.

[@lindsaydonovan6241]

Who is the troll who disliked the video 10 minutes before it premiered?

[@asdusty4372]

Smoko

[@kriskay5020]

probably Bruz

[@i.m.evilhomer5084]

Scumo himself.

[@110000116699]

Super Barilaro bruz

[@110000116699]

@@haydengrayson6284 no he doesnt

[@fullthrottleaus]

Im sitting next to a gorgeous lady on the train watching the same live, take over Australia Jordies!

[@davidnorris166]

Living the dream

[@Red_Beard2798]

Ask her out, bruz

[@Tester-sh1mn]

@@davidnorris166 you make make it go further if you had watched the self help channel

[@nezuminora9528]

She didn't see this message, and she's not interested

[@guytuba4768]

Can’t wait. HECS debt thru the roof, housing prices thru the roof, probably won’t even be any coal left to eat. God knows you can’t live on gas. Cashless economy will mean I won’t even be able to get coins for washing windscreens on the corner.

[@P.Subaeruginosa]

Jobkeeper sucked ass. My sister almost didn't get it at all, her boss was trying to keep it and tell her they weren't getting it she had to call twice to get them to get in contact with her boss and make her pay.

[@sforbesgocka]

call the ombudsman bro, doesn’t matter if it’s a small business if their treating their employees as bad as amazon

[@thegirthsmurf]

Got an add about how fucked aged care is just before he started talking about it on the video... Foreshadowing stooooooooge?

[@THEHoR3nT]

Another legendary Jordie video. I assume. Haven’t seen it yet.

[@tomiantenna7279]

Same. And same. It's \*that\* good.

[@BigL.10]

did you have to reply to every comment mate

[@thoughtexperimentsotherstu4680]

me: When is the murry-darling water theft documentary scomo: Is rape wrong? jordies: Well it looks like this is a more pressing matter right now so let's just put the water theft story aside for now

[@youBr4d]

Also might seem a bit silly now that NSW has too much water.

[@onceonly1111]

Muddy flood water isn't exactly drinkable.

[@maxrockatanksyOG]

@@wormbo2 literally read that in Aunty Shell's voice

[@thoughtexperimentsotherstu4680]

@@youBr4d well that's east of the blue mountains the darling is west of the blue mountains

[@4dragons632]

I cannot get over how American ex president Donald Trump was one of the people quoted as calling Australia's labor treasurer the best in the world in 2009-14. You legend Jordie.

[@tomiantenna7279]

I have no problem whatsoever there, I am perfectly confident that whatever comes out of the mouth of that former fungal infection of the civil state, the polar opposite is true. Easy!

[@4dragons632]

@@tomiantenna7279 I mean technically all Mr. Dump said was that he was impressed about the award. So I assume you're meaning that secretly Dump wasn't actually impressed? Because if you're assuming that _everything_ said in that statement was false then that's simply not reality.

[@tomiantenna7279]

@@4dragons632 Well technically *I*'m drunk, so.

[@4dragons632]

@@tomiantenna7279 Always good for smart youtube comment politics. Seriously though have a great night man.

[@dopaminedreams1122]

@@tomiantenna7279 I see you still suffer from that lingering orange man bad infection and refuse to actually listen to anything he says

[@towlie710]

I worked for ALH, the company that owns over 1,000 hotels and pubs here in Queensland and is run by Woolworths. They had announced that mid-year the company would be departing Woolworths to run independently (some say because Woolworths didn't want any part of the gambling debate running around pokies, almost non existent at our venue but a huge part of the business in most venues). Then, Covid. Suddenly the seperation was aborted, we ALH employees counted as Woolies who were killing it in trade (and their bottle shops were also raking it in) and therefore not required to pay us. So much fun being a job searcher knowing the day your industry opens you're going back to your job, which we were guaranteed. Except at my venue they bought in a new exec chef who decided not to call in a couple dozen employees in favour of people he had worked with before. I walked out mid Friday night shift not long after.

[@choblee9576]

I could've sworn that Red dwarf used the word simp back in the early series.

[@orangemonkeykiller]

Love the prawny dad cameo. Brilliant callback

[@rosehill9537]

Nothing matters to scott unless it impacts Scott See the bushfires didnt care till the nation found out about his holiday Didn't care about covid or the elderly till the ppl got up in arms Only cried over womens justice issues till the boys club got outed

[@iqbaltimol2676]

Unless it affect scovid or his Church.

[@robertrijkelikhuzein9863]

I personally cant wait to see a labor government in Parliament again. I dream of the day Jordies makes videos regarding the good our government is doing. That day will hopefully be soon if a vast majority of Australian youths are exposed to information such as what Jordies portrays on his channel. I wish that all Australian youths could stumble across such factual information regarding politics.

[@brig.gen.georgiiisserson7226]

Completely agree

[@CJ-jp3zw]

Labour will be same asshole as liberal

[@humanuserperson6082]

my school shutdown immediately in the us, the government took a while to shut down but my school closed down almost immediately

[@ruddbot179]

Damn. When we were playing “Any name but Scomo” during the wait we forgot Slomo!

[@rhythmandblues_alibi]

Slomo is my favourite. So pleased to see it feature on Jordies.

[@Samii63]

Blowmo

[@rhythmandblues_alibi]

Grow-a-pair-mo Aka Scrote-mo

[@TheAussieBlue]

I forget the facts, but the anger remains.

[@skeeter3969]

Aslong as you did know why your angry its alllllllg homie

[@monimate1673]

Coz the prime minister " can go and get fucked" 😂

[@peterarmstrong8613]

Excellent, educational commentary sorely needed for rehabilitation of the Australian population in this time of utter stupidity and enfeebled government direction. Thank you Jordie.

[@milkiiiteaa]

as a clarinettist i can confirm that the soprano sax is just a clarinet in disguise

[@valixrae]

I feel like one of the major points in his behaviour is often overlooked. He's Pentacostal, one of the fundamental beliefs in their religion is God's Plan. He doesn't do anything because God has a plan. This is all God's will and who is he to interfere. That's why every disaster that comes along he turns into Mr Hover-hands.

[@i8dacookies890]

Commenting to boost this in the algorithm.

[@laura1717]

The water world reference made my day

[@the_secret_life_of_gazz]

Totally going to spam this video to Scomos Twitter repeatedly when it’s published

[@tomiantenna7279]

Additionally, I would like to take this moment to comment.

[@andyl8055]

Mid August. I think we know this but that fat cat’s chickens came home to roost.

[@willgeorge5644]

Yes, Jacinda did do extremely well here in March 2020, it was amazing. She talked about the "team of 5 million", and "be kind to each other". She told us on march 26 that we would go into lockdown for 4 weeks and maybe 2 weeks of lesser restrictions and COVID would be gone! And so it was...... Everybody was proud to be a Kiwi. All Great! But then came 2021. All that "team of 5 million" and be kind" stuff was gone, the iron fist came out of the velvet glove.

[@simonwood4783]

Friendlyjordies should just go and constantly challenge scomo to a debate. Just like Clubber Lang did to Rocky in RockyIII

[@douglassmithe9799]

That rat that says 'yeah go fuck em' in Michael Cusack's 'Yolo' video is the greatest fictional character ever created.

[@HHelloSeattle]

Criminally underrated

[@chadlitejtredpilledsigma1.140]

Fictional? I can think of 5 people i personally know who could be him.

[@TheRealLeesyKate]

I have a theory that ScoMo has Frydenburg and Dutton on his front bench because they both have less hair than him.

[@planetdisco4821]

Ok The Rudd face on Mars bit made me laugh my head off for about 5 straight minutes. Well played Sir! Well played indeed...

[@kingoutback]

Came back after 20 months or so to say that there is someone else that plays that Saxophone/Clarinet combo. He does it Friday nights in the middle of Perth.

[@JJDiving]

Man, I can't even imagine the money that is going to be thrown around in the next five years.

[@gavinvarian9470]

It scares me that my grandchildren's grandchildren will still be paying it off

[@memeeater420]

@@NathanCroucher they will. I can feel it. ALP QLD destroyed the liberals. WA ALP nuked tf out of WA liberals and made nationals become the opposition party. Dan andrews got I think 70% aproval rating and I believe the ones who hate him are just loud minorities. Last but not least, JOIN US ON THIS FACEBOOK GROUP CALLED "COMMON SENSE BRIGADE" WHICH WAS CREATED BY FRIENDJORDIES HIMSELF. This group is a pro labor group that is created in order to make these boomer memes to trick the boomers into at least not voting for the liberals. With your help this group woulr grow even larger and would create even more impact for this country. EDIT: now the conservatives are on our side thanks to John Barilaro's smooth brain and thin skin. He got jordies's employee arrested for no reason now. Talk about an overkill for themselves. Now because of this, the NSW now actually have hope once again and vote out the liberals. Especially with jordies blowing up in popularity again.

[@zixx844]

@@memeeater420 The focus should 100% be on state elections. Lefty parties always do best at a local level.

[@memeeater420]

@@zixx844 True. That's fine since Victoria election will be next year. Not sure how we can trick boomers but hopefully we can try something to convince them like maybe some basic economy stats or something?

[@zixx844]

@@memeeater420 Boomers tend to react to statements that are VERY certain of themselves, you cannot show an ounce of doubt in what your stating. The boomer style memes your making are a brilliant idea certainly. But over all I would say things like snappy punch lines, shock value and a certain level of nastiness are what is needed here. Something like "While Palmer is making dough. He's trying to put you on the dole""

[@allon33]

Dude, I don't have 40 minutes to spend hating this guy, please, I need a 5 minute highlight video, believe me bro, that will kickass.

[@kizmetmars]

Sco Mo watches this in 0.25 speed

[@jamiejam9976]

Scomo is probably still watching this

[@xiaolongbrawlergaming9631]

At 14:26, you can see the front of a Series II AU Falcon Forté.

[@JohnHillRSNStudios]

Could have been worse: you could have had a leader who actively called the virus a “Democratic hoax” and only acknowledged the virus just before it blew up a year ago, and this after taking apart a pandemic response team that had been put together by his two predecessors.

[@flaccidweentheii6684]

"The reason I say they're consultants again, is because some of my audience are (shows stoner pic)" I feel both honored and attacked right now. You know us just so well

[@AtomicCortex]

Jordan might be a little oil level checking weirdo. But he is our oil level checking weirdo.

[@GarageSupra]

making the poor poorer and rich richer. Can we just mention the DSP is hardly enough to keep people out of poverty these days. Please tell me how the most vulnerable people of society are supposed to live of about $485 a week?

[@jacobholahan7610]

As a non Australian i dont understand how i was brought hear not like I'm complaining this is great

[@TheSuitBoi]

that water world referance was the best thing ive ever seen

[@Darkshaunz]

As a Malaysian watching this: Bloody Oath get it together Scott Morrison. How is he lazier than us??

[@DualEquinox]

Friday after-work boozing and a friendlyjordies premiere... This could get interesting

[@justsummers1559]

I'm gonna be needing some more slomo. My blood pressure is thru the roof.

[@Godvivec]

And yet, since 2020, Sweden is among the lowest number of excess deaths from covid. The country who's plan was "we don't need a plan, it'll work it self out". Kinda throws this entire rant into nothing.

[@niklashall5969]

Stressed? Take a slomo. HAHHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS LITERALLY ONE OF THE FUNNIEST JOKES I HAVE EVER HEARD ON SCOMO.

[@Varza]

You need to do a video on how Sydney has the highest density of pokies in the world anywhere outside of the Las Vegas strip