What To Do If Your Parachute Fails

[@austinmcconnell]

Hi. I wrote a book. It's on sale now. kzbin.info/www/bejne/qXrMoaKrnbZ_gZo

[@pannnella]

Congrats

[@hnchad.]

stargnoC

[@lukea279]

hi

[@aylmao364]

ok

[@flatgamingyt8981]

Noice taa

[@I_am_always_correct]

He sounds like he legitimately wants you to stay awake. He really is concerned for you

[@bakhtiyarguseinov9402]

I think your mentality is the least of his concerns tbh

[@plslh930]

Im the 666th like

[@superslime0021]

watching this at 3am so yeah it makes sense

[@MarioCorleone]

You'd be dead by the time this vid is over

[@plslh930]

@Mikkebak The Anime Fan why yes it is

[@sonny3755]

“If your reserve parachute fails, you’ve got the rest of your life to enjoy the view.” -Johnny from Regular Show

[@thedepression950]

Yea... At least go to after life happy

[@user-gl9kf8xj6b]

@@MathisEEZ So true😆

[@binay413963]

Doctor's advice

[@Ackvideoadventures]

MathisEZ but how you is falling

[@iamb34]

Yeah so aprox 60secs

[@GreenTeaTheTea]

"Get as flat as humanly possible" That's what we're trying to avoid actually

[@thewarhawk8203]

Lol

[@tescomealdeal9901]

Green Tea dummy T H I C C

[@dreamwolf7302]

This comment deserves more love

[@evilbadger34]

Oh my gosh, these types of jokes are like puns by now xD

[@carjax777]

Laughed my ass off at that 😄

[@andrewjones1143]

So, this is random since you posted this literally years ago, but it just occurred to me that this video actually saved me from breaking my legs and/or possibly dying while ziplining in Honduras. So, in the tourist city or Copan, one of the many things you can do is a ziplining course around the nearby mountains. It's a good time, but it's quite primitive as ziplining courses go. You're given gloves with metal half-pipes in the palms and taught how to break your self, what hand signals to look for, etc. Well, I'm a larger person (about 315lbs) and most people who choose to do this particular excursion are not that heavy, so the staff was not as accustomed to teaching someone my size what to do. I figured out pretty early on that I had to brake myself more aggressively than they were telling me because of my sheer mass making me move faster across each Zipline than most other folks and of course that increase in inertia compared to the others made it harder for me to slow down and stop. So, one one particular zipline, I realized I was going way faster than I should be and attempted to slow myself, but the instructor at the other end signaled me to speed up, so I did as he said and sure enough, that was the wrong call. As I got closer to the tree in front of me, I aggressively broke with little success to slow myself and immediately did a panic analysis of the situation and any information I had to save me from certain injury. This video came to mind and I used the advice about keeping my keep soft and not attempting to push against the ground. I used the advice, let my legs collapse beneath me as I hit the tree and escaped unharmed. So thank you! Your video saved at least one person (myself) from injury 😁

[@escape0707]

That was intense. I'm glad you're fine now.

[@Chris01114]

You learned how to break yourself? That doesn't sound very fun...

[@joshfleischer6351]

You won’t find many negative reviews of parachutes on the internet.

[@devlinlewis9507]

Lol i wonder why

[@clutchz4009]

@@devlinlewis9507 because there dead

[@cockycookie1]

@@clutchz4009 r/whooosh

[@islamabdallah7253]

@@clutchz4009 r/wooosh

[@icky2748]

@@clutchz4009 r/whooosh

[@jonasthompson4010]

"get as flat as humanly possible" that's about to happen in 74.25 seconds

[@lilbug6969]

lol

[@nadiarey4196]

Best comment

[@peanutbleach1012]

@@nadiarey4196 my mom is dead

[@invertedfreezy4590]

@@peanutbleach1012 dope

[@evalinachannel]

Lmao

[@JustNathanTV]

AustinMcConnell: “you have 74.25 seconds until you hit the ground” 30 Second Non skip-able AD: “I have you right where I wanted”

[@mapachepataki5013]

lol how in 2020 you allow ads?

[@venoltar]

Well, it is a little harder to set up youtube ad blockers on phones compared to computers, so that might be part of it.

[@yourmom336]

@@venoltar KZbin Vanced

[@Termina_]

@Samartj Khandelwal yeah, for Android. But what about iOS?

[@beachballanimations958]

That’s why you get KZbin premium

[@PaytonMB]

For those falling in the sky with a broken parachute, the solutions start at 0:24

[@SamariumHelium]

Yeah I'd probably look for a highly liked top comment linking to the key information, like many videos tend to have So thanks

[@stanimirborov3765]

yheaaaaaaaaaa@@SamariumHelium

[@PaytonMB]

@@SamariumHelium that’s why I’m here 👍🏻

[@unknownamus]

Well, the first "solution" is about 24 seconds of him telling you to CALM DOWN as you're likely losing your shit.

[@AmeenRidwan]

🤣🤣🤣I so love the idea that someone whose parachute failed would first go to KZbin

[@Zikeal-d4l]

"You still there?" Me: *dead* "Ok, ok good, that's good"

[@08stanze]

sad

[@blueplays4477]

Sad parachute noise

[@deloreandark4241]

Lol

[@undeadpm4208]

Thinking the same thing, props to you

[@m0j026]

Imagine being one of the medics that went to save the guy, and when you see their dead body lying on the floor you can hear the voice of some dude talking about Al Roker coming out of their headphones.

[@arminc4658]

Guy's parachute: *fails* Guy: *pulls out phone and searches for this video* Video: *plays an ad* Guy:

[@kiki4910]

Should've used Google

[@goldikis3104]

Well, the good news is, there are no ads in this video :)

[@all_random4ikov]

Cyka blyaaaat

[@arminc4658]

@@goldikis3104 There is one at the beginning

[@goldikis3104]

*Oh shi-* rip..

[@theReily55]

I'm picturing myself laying dead on the ground with a video playing on my phone "still there?.....good....good that's good"

[@noblemadeit5578]

lmao

[@garrett6868]

Dude no way thats what I was doing and picturing the ambulance seeing what I was watching

[@copperjarhead]

bruh, im fuckin dying here, almost spilled my drink!

[@merkabah2]

Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

[@jakepokemonman1227]

I died reading this

[@beanietoes350]

After all these years I still enjoy watching this video when anxiety strikes. Idk why, but it helps me calm down and realise to not take everything too seriously

[@austinmcconnell]

😊

[@Spinosaurus44]

Well yeah at least you’re not the one falling with a failed parachute 😂

[@kaiser4698]

Here's a fun thought: If the 17 million people who watched this video all went skydiving, odds are this would happen to 119 people with all 119 dying.

[@kop.o]

Oh jeez-

[@Ja-jq7pc]

Thanks, I hate it.

[@Ja-jq7pc]

r/theydidthemath

[@byfab1ne442]

technacally 1.19 people survived (dont ask the 0.19 people they were a litle bit „special“)

[@RichardCox0]

I love math

[@charliedawson6318]

Bad news: My parachute just failed and I'm plummeting to my death. Good News: You just earned a life long subscriber.

[@spiltink_2732]

How you feeling buddy?

[@charliedawson6318]

Can't talk right now. On my way to talk about a film adaption for the book. And I haven't even written the book yet.

[@Rscapeextreme447]

No joke tho?

[@derick115_1]

@@charliedawson6318 who will be playing you in the movie.

[@sierra9803]

@@derick115_1 Someone who is way less authentic I'm sure.😂

[@xmqrcel5466]

''u will break your legs" "BUT THATS OKAY!" Im not going to parachute.

[@mystupidclipsdotcom2416]

welp but you will survive at least... or dont?

[@yowza2948]

1000th like

[@li3ar]

You mean- go skydiving or something..

[@DarkReject5445]

My legs hurt

[@oof8756]

That would be a 0.0007 percent chance that would happen

[@boingyboop4960]

I love how this video seems to be designed for people who’s first instinct when they’re parachute doesn’t work is to whip out their phone and look up this KZbin video. If any skydivers are currently watching this video while skydiving, I applaud you on your excellent grip.

[@PurXion_legendary_777]

Currently falling at -12,500ft wish me luck. _Wait-_

[@misshope8297]

Dude actually stressed me out by repeating "calm down" when I was perfectly relaxed and waiting for instant death to smash me

[@ethanhunter8763]

You’re saying this as if you actually watched this video while falling... you didn’t, did you?

[@misshope8297]

@@ethanhunter8763 no, but I would have loved to watch what is pictured as me to die

[@hunterlepage]

@@ethanhunter8763 wait you didn't google this while falling because you forgot to pack your parachute?

[@suager4502]

420th like 😱😳😀🥶

[@juniperjercial3211]

The devils in the details...

[@memelord2136]

They way he's talking makes it sound like this was specifically made for a skydiver to just pull out their phone and watch

[@francoquispe656]

If you're falling put the video in 2X and maybe you will make it to the part you are needing

[@itz_mr_rgb7633]

So fucking true 😂

[@nadeezn]

no shit, thats the point

[@fatnstupidstreams5959]

You is assjack

[@skad270]

@@francoquispe656 IMAGINE IF YOUR JUMPING OVER AN OCEAN AND CANT FIND SNOW SWAMP OR TREES

[@kpun48]

If your parachute fails, you have the rest of your life to figure it out.

[@ritvickchakranarayan9613]

Genius 😂

[@CombiHarvester-mo4jh]

Aw maaaaan

[@dnsbrules_01]

kpun48 that’s accurate

[@zacharybrennan7064]

Uh, well um... your not rong

[@EggyBoi]

Am I retarded

[@Nick12_45]

props to whoever actually looked up "What to do if your parachute fails" when their parachute failed

[@shadieone2824]

If ur parachute fails, don’t panic. You’ve got your whole life to fix it

[@flamehunter-np2vk]

Nice one

[@cryptic_sans2637]

I think it goes "you'll have the rest of your life to fix it" but still funny

[@cltlando]

Don’t get it

[@shadieone2824]

NZO official Because if you’re falling and your parachute doesn’t work then you’re probably going to die, meaning the rest of your life.

[@ianbrown8887]

L

[@BakkerCraft]

I just imagine my dead body with my phone in my hand saying “You still there?”

[@blowupabuilding1975]

jeez lol

[@Sabrina-gv1zf]

Of I could like a comment more than once, I would

[@ryancarrasco2539]

Same!

[@noday1891]

fucking wheeze

[@nah9466]

The captions say "Yes but I've become a pretzel"

[@TimoW]

Tomorrow in the newspaper: "man survives parachute fail by watching a tutorial on how to survive a parachute fail mid air"

[@derpyherpy3773]

Too bad I had to watch 10 seconds of ads

[@xdolphin7337]

Clicks on video while falling Goddammit ads Parents sue KZbin Parents get rich Falling makes your parents money

[@atanpeep4162]

Also.. Tomorrow kid survives.. Puts footage on youtube "surviving without parachute" challenge created

[@antiwire8911]

As someone currently falling 12500 feet I can say this video is very informative and helpful to my situation. I can’t wait to be on the today show!!!!

[@antiwire8911]

@@wendellparham5545 bro it was joke…

[@halfcookedchurros]

@@wendellparham5545🤦‍♂️

[@samthewizzy]

"Yes, but I became a pretzel."

[@TheRealMrFloof]

No, you became a seal for the Soviet Union.

[@oofoof574]

I had the same problem

[@user-mz6zn1od9h]

XD for those who missed it, that was what the captions said at 1:38

[@davidsantana5616]

Captions

[@cephy8102]

"I'll never go jumping out of a plane..." My brain: Better safe than sorry.

[@Im_MeK]

|\_|\__|\______|\______________________

[@TFSPY962]

Better safe than sorry....better safe than sorry.....

[@AK-tf3fc]

I can't even afford to buy a airplane ticket while having a 3 year old clerk job in the biggest bank in the world (In terms of no. of branches). Perks of living in a "Poor Developing Country".

[@heybroski2853]

I have an excuse to never go parichsuting I’m scared of heights

[@TFSPY962]

@@heybroski2853 me too

[@kimbaldun]

"Did you know that there's 0.0007% chance that this will happen to you?" Yup cause you just taught me how to not to skydive in the first place

[@hritviktripathi8434]

@Some characters aren't allowed Well isn't that because of test cases, there have been less people at the air fields, so the ratio could be incorrect, and not necessarily able to be compared to the road. Which has way more accidents, and fatalities, plus being so wildly assessable.

[@haozhefeng9954]

the 10k people who disliked are the ones who well... *had some little misfortunes*

[@SieSie.]

You just saved 22M people falling out of the sky. Thank you for your service, solider

[@teamflare8831]

“Don’t land in the water” Minecrafters: “He’s just mad that he misses it every time”

[@ImperialCub]

LMAOOOOO

[@mrhalfwit972]

OOF O OO OOOOOOOOF OOF OOF OOF O OO OOOOOOF

[@vi4269]

Oof

[@danielmihai3165]

Lol

[@shmokmalshin46]

LMAOOOOOO IM DEAD XD

[@vhlong287]

I wanted to skip this video but my brain was like: "Dude you never know"

[@kiddingrabbit6862]

Lol same

[@vinissues4634]

Same

[@adamsanders6614]

same

[@lerinoronti6892]

musix same

[@RabbitConfirmed]

😂😂

[@47ratsinahoodie]

"It's where you're heading towards." Instant like.

[@samyogadhikari8557]

"Just read this comment." Instant like.

[@permadash]

That is exacly what I said

[@ninac.5257]

saaame haha

[@samyogadhikari8557]

@@permadashto whom? Me, or the commentor guy?

[@xktlz]

700th like lol

[@himynameishimynameis]

Thank you, Austin McConnell for saving my brothers life today. I respect you so much because my brother watched this video the day before he went sky diving, massive respect, he is in stable condition.

[@halfcookedchurros]

wow

[@ginkotreee]

Did he break both his leg

[@Resi1ience]

Okay, if this is a joke, it's a really bad one, because there's no indication that you're joking.

[@NA-di3yy]

i guess he simply refused to jump

[@atriggeredboi2218]

Me: Ha, ill probably never been in this situation My brain: Better safe than sorry

[@jyvaineorchids2255]

A Triggered Boi Everyone have the same brain I guess ! 😆

[@Kirarandia]

Exactly

[@maplefoxxo]

Same

[@tsunsanqty]

A Triggered Boi Yikes

[@kiki4910]

Not me Id rather embrace death 🙂

[@thisuraD]

Instructions Unclear: * *DIED IN THE PLANE* *

[@jaredevans8263]

Idk why this comment doesn't have more likes

[@AlchemicMentor]

thisura D damn dems some bad dice rolls

[@typicalcookies8123]

I agree I died in plane after hamster entered hoover

[@shamarpollard462]

In the plane? Lol

[@mumanddadpleasdontdeleteit8457]

Angry Potato woosh

[@thisisdimuro]

-falls out of plane, parachute fails *hmm, i better go on youtube and figure out how to fix this*

[@EpsilonLovesSharks]

Google it. Saves time and your data

[@jorgecorpus8397]

What else are you supposed to do

[@lildeskchair8026]

You get an ad. And it buffers.

[@glowish-gaming4701]

DiMuro Beats what would you do tho? A good visual is better than reading

[@knowledgeexchange428]

@@jorgecorpus8397 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@adde096]

This is one of my fav KZbin videos. I keep comming back here from time to time, very creative and I want to be prepared for when my parachute fails

[@mexa_t6534]

Video: “Calm down, calm down, cALM DOWN” Me, who will most likely never be in anything close to this situation: * p a n i c s *

[@bruv8117]

Shit 😂😂

[@parsashirali8957]

😂😂😂😂

[@jajo3203]

😂😂😂😂 Bro for some reason when he said that I was gonna break my legs my heart started racing

[@nightgaurdmoved7166]

*f a k*

[@iivii4338]

PANIK

[@LilyTheMuggle]

I was genuinely thinking that this was supposed to be a “don’t watch for actual help” video. I am pleasantly surprised.

[@adrienjose2266]

Wait rly?!!

[@LilyTheMuggle]

Adrien Rosberg's adventures Yes, at the time I clicked it, I thought, “oh haha, this is satire.”

[@robtheking4965]

the lesson we have learned: 1. Parachute yourself 2. Broke your leg/s 3. Wow now you're famous👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@johnboobby]

4. They find a way to fix your legs. 5. Die of disentary

[@Shadow77999]

Lmao

[@cartoonpeach9208]

BlankFace facts

[@J0hnHenrySNEEDen]

@@johnboobby 6.get reincarnated as the ingredients that is made for money 7.get made inti money 8.get stuck between the tits of a stripper 9.profit?

[@progCan]

thanks, you saved my life. i opened youtube on my phone and watched this while falling.

[@kaidturnbull4882]

I like how he said it like you're watching this video while falling.

[@lepidoptery]

He should have talked faster, even at 2x speed you'll have hit ground before hearing all the instructions :(

[@deadchannellol7366]

I am

[@kaischreurs2488]

you would hear all the instructions before hitting the ground because they are in the first 2 minutes and you have 74 seconds to fall so at 2x speed you would hear them about 10 seconds before landing

[@marksmeagel888]

@@kaischreurs2488 gotta grab ur phone and youtube the vid in the remaining 10 seconds xd

[@kaischreurs2488]

yeah that is going to be a problem

[@severussnape7602]

Me: nah, I dont need to watch it... My brain: "just in case"

[@gabrielsfilms2086]

altough i dont think ill ever go parachuting same

[@neeharikapandey5504]

Weren't you already dead professor Snape?

[@Lixezentea]

Yeah

[@rikardosilva1754]

There's other situations were you might fall from quite dangerous heights (not many, but some, and most of them woudln't give you more than 5 seconds to prepare for landing)

[@lucifermorningstar4408]

Me too pal

[@mileygrange]

Me: *sees video* nah I don’t need it My brain: just in case...

[@haky5492]

Prickly_cactus 1 AHAHAHAHSH, I HAD DO THAT

[@anthonyapgz4936]

Omg me too hahaha

[@rares_ionut]

same here

[@sunshine-ui8pr]

I thought that too😂😂

[@ftexeo9663]

Ok

[@commandergumballwatterson733]

Fun fact: You don't need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

[@makeitquick3998]

Video: Calm down calm down calm down. Me: *drops phone*

[@matthewsmith5169]

Rip

[@theheadhunter2427]

Ok just speed towards your phone you’ll be fine just do it like in pubg or fortnite

[@kidzvidz3262]

*FUUUUUUUUUU-*

[@madara3954]

Same bro

[@natalieford5887]

REEEE

[@lucasbrunoz]

*YOU'RE ABOUT TO BREAK YOUR LEGS*

[@peteralves2280]

Fuck it ima just die

[@sirmoros8951]

LucasArg BUT THAT’S OKAY

[@Salmanul_]

Noice!

[@marccastel92]

LucasArg yeah I lost 3/4 of my soda from this part lol

[@tiamat5656]

LucasArg.

[@clum5y971]

Me: never parachuted in my life and never will. Also me: i should watch this just in case.

[@ShiestySten]

You read my minds 😉👌

[@raducezici1937]

relatable

[@wadrel357]

Same😂

[@SepentiOne]

Just in case of not doing it never!!!

[@sokai84]

Same

[@Timothy_is_a_Robot]

22 million people have needed help from this, life saver

[@YokoshimaSTAR]

'If you're confused about which direction the ground is--' 'It's where _yOur're_ heAdinG _Towards_ '

[@wizarded654]

oR is iT? *Insert x - files music*

[@blankblank1273]

Or is it ? -Vsauce

[@player3_p3]

He’s talking so urgently it sounds like someone currently falling is watching

[@ajoke5159]

that was me i'm dead now

[@beverlybuari4271]

Ik, lol 😂

[@legalpenguin430]

because they are

[@decalcomanie123]

No shit that's why he made this video

[@radish8028]

Can y’all calm your tits, they’re joking

[@adityachatta361]

Instructions not clear. Accidentally ended up alive and unhurt.

[@400hands]

Aditya Chatta CSA *through body cast* fucking lucky bitch

[@minhozee8105]

you must be in creative mode

[@adityachatta361]

@@minhozee8105 must be.

[@omergouner7850]

So how’d you do the invincible cheat code?

[@dontlookatmyvideoREE]

This video is so pointless... you can just equip an elytra and fly

[@mortalux]

Instructions unclear, my brother had this video played last on his KZbin history before he died of a parachute fall.

[@tiddlez7379]

when he says don’t land in water, hitting water at that speed is like hitting straight concrete, and if you manage to survive that you’ll just break like literally everything and then drown, a sad, broken, parachute-less potato

[@aniana499]

im already a sad broken parachute-less potato

[@abookwing]

-but if you throw something at the water just before you hit it, it breaks the tension and you have a higher chance of survival.

[@chris2828]

@@abookwing source?

[@thanosattorneyatlaw4062]

@@abookwing Completely false, Mythbusters and many other, even more skilled scientists, have proved that myth wrong years ago. Don't believe everything you see at first glance

[@thanosattorneyatlaw4062]

@@tellurye Well depends on the material, water is a *definite* death, you'd want to try and find soft materials, as said in the video. Obviously don't aim for concrete either! Or trampolines... you'd just fall right through those, and ruin some poor kids day!

[@ericdaniel323]

Q: What is the last thing to go through your brain after your parachute fail? A: Your legs

[@putyograsseson]

Eric Daniel yooooo

[@jade_shula4807]

N O O O O H

[@Assassinbunny]

Poor Pewdiepie, he doesn’t have legs.

[@jade_shula4807]

Assassinbunny ...why. Just stop

[@Assassinbunny]

Kate_firefist no sense of humor?

[@Top10Archive]

You had me at personal wikipedia page..

[@17-.]

YASS

[@gabex360]

Top10Archive same, I'm going to sabotage my own parachute, if I don't survive, I'll probably still be in the Wikipedia page. Bye

[@user-dx8nj7qj2g]

lives, gets huge sum of money and wiki page, dies, gets wiki page and is dead, win win situation

[@jacobpeters5458]

ill make the page for you Gabbe (top 10 internet sabotage fails /subcategory - parachutes). xD

[@iamagi]

Gabe, there is always the page Category:Deaths from falls. It's not as excursive as Category:Fall survivors but it is something.

[@Uhhm123]

I've never done skydiving or anything even close but this video has enraptured me like no other before its almost mesmerising.

[@leonacrosby1880]

If your confused about where the ground is, it’s *where you’re heading towards*

[@404-x6t]

Lol

[@albaricoqueblanco4675]

@@404-x6t lmaooo, hello FBI

[@wishingforhappiness7912]

That was my favorite part of the video😂

[@edpablo2635]

I automatically thought _,you don't say?_

[@pcapcom5283]

"I started to wonder why the ground was getting bigger, then it hit me."

[@The_Horizon]

Imagine if you googled this up while falling

[@Pingoz]

Oh hey mr ho rizin

[@rustom6147]

Rather Order a Parachute online.

[@HarnaiDigital]

Here Are Results From Wikipedia:

[@goranmilic442]

That's probably why guy in video speaks fast, so you would have time.

[@anyrandomcomment3190]

the internet would be so slow that you would probably hit the ground by the time its done loading

[@FrozenShadow007]

I was expecting a 3 second video with: “Die”

[@maxgoodwin7534]

Got u to 69 likes

[@Duk1lee]

1k like

[@odonnell12]

@@maxgoodwin7534 Thank u 4 the beautiful number made

[@The-official-grindel]

who were you expecting, bill wurtz?

[@sunnybot3207]

Same

[@stygian6642]

Had a dream today that made me come back to this video, and I was gratified that I was remembering right about landing on your feet even though it sounds ridiculous. Thanks dude if I'd fallen out of the sky in the past year you could've saved my life

[@bhaktibhandari7379]

*How to survive a parachute failure* Brain:- "C'mon, you'd never ever need that!" Heart:- "watch it, _JUST IN CASE_ 👀"

[@blackhomeschoolersofbirmin6141]

I watched it while falling so its definently worth watching incase

[@TheTrueGentleman]

Exactly

[@yjmenon]

1000th like

[@watisdisname6436]

Wait the heart has eyes?!

[@cozyflurry]

Yup

[@panfaxx9150]

Austin: don't land on water [angry minecrafter noises]

[@mKandrews.]

First reply

[@tomasithurburu6833]

Not Andrews no one fking cares

[@TheOmegaLightning]

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[@TheOmegaLightning]

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[@TheOmegaLightning]

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[@cadenwallis669]

He really talking like we just looked this up as we were falling.

[@sugoistalin7809]

You mean you didn't?! how else was i going to learn how to survive?

[@godbearxd]

@@sugoistalin7809 Watch it before hand. I've never been sky diving in my life but now I have this information handy.

[@sugoistalin7809]

@@godbearxd bud, pal, fella, i was joking.

[@kiizos536]

h e l p

[@joseph5802]

Lol, this man talking like he doesn't know the only reason 15 million people watched this is because they were falling from 12,500 ft.

[@RandomOne1999]

As I lay here completely paralyzed hearing you talking about my book and movie deal, I feel an overwhelming sense of relief

[@JuiceExtraction]

1:39 Audio: “You still there?” Captions: “Yes but I became a pretzel”

[@andybradley8347]

Wait what

[@imaperson813]

XD

[@sniclops15]

*GOOD! THAT'S GOOD!*

[@laycebug3260]

Ryan Munyon stfu the commenter was actually grammatically correct, he fixed the caption

[@laycebug3260]

Ryan Munyon why do you have to have an attitude does it benefit you

[@streetdope]

"What do I do if my parachute fails?" Google: Focus Bing: Die

[@duaamuaa]

Yahoo: •_•.... -_-

[@hi-dg4wc]

Google: You have cancer in the heart

[@zenkpo3635]

Internet explorer won’t load until you already hit the ground

[@nordasha7049]

page 2 of google: perish

[@mrjojoman3037]

Who else watches the video while falling out from plane?

[@kingfisher3295]

People say “you need a parachute to go skydiving”, they are wrong. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

[@elabellfrancis]

True

[@mattalevine]

99.99% of the time

[@ToraGhost]

That pfp tho

[@charlie.48420]

when i was little my grandpa said “did u know u can drink lava?!” and i was like “rlly?!” and he was like “well yeah! but u can only do it once😂”

[@toastybread3513]

No it’s not skydiving it’s suicide

[@someidiot4311]

For skydivers skip to 0:23 for more time

[@Fl0yd-]

Fun fact : this video is manually demonetized so you won’t get ads when you actually need this.

[@mightymarlin97]

Ok is this a joke or is this legit? If so, how do you know this? (Edit) hindsight is 20/20

[@micha45399]

@@mightymarlin97 lol

[@roccopsgvlogs5419]

Lol 😂

[@Saikiran-km5in]

Nah ad just played on this on my phone.

[@baconboiiscoolandnice]

i got an ad as i read this

[@frogboi965]

Austin: *Don’t land in the water* Minecraft player: No, I think I will.

[@dion2121]

Thats exactly what i though lmao

[@dudumasterrojirim6256]

WATERDROP!

[@D_387]

Well. He wont survive

[@Anonymous-dm2nl]

MLG WATER BUCKET BRUH !

[@wee3075]

Y u read my mind

[@NatalieBelsha]

i feel the need to watch this even though i’ll probably never be in the situation but i’m paranoid

[@MrsSasukeUchiha]

same here 😱😱😱

[@gionicol_]

Don't say never.

[@theopinionchannelforyou7739]

@@gionicol_ fbi open up you just said it

[@lebanemcarl68]

Just watch it before you jump.

[@nature_fiend777]

Same

[@Vibranze]

I’m falling out of an airplane and this video is going to be helpful because I definitely have five minutes to watch the video and follow instructions. Thank you

[@nmndza]

I probably will never go skydiving but my mind is telling me “Just In Case”

[@poisontippedsword3457]

Sameeee!

[@moonisdaname219]

That is EXACTLY why I am saving this video.

[@poisontippedsword3457]

ItsYaBoy W-what?

[@brianbradley1345]

Foundation

[@hasaznasa]

Same but probably i will forget that xD

[@tyongluvr127]

"You're about to break your legs but it's OKAY" LMAO

[@maxkordon]

like, broken as in your legs will no longer function

[@unholylemonz7356]

Says not to go in the water, holy shit a swamp is water

[@xymos7807]

Saurus Gaming he means a lake or the oscean.

[@catfoy8888]

Well still better then dying

[@julethestabillo3327]

lmfao

[@thisbreadisfine]

Normal tutorials: now just wait for the eggs to finish cooking Surviving your parachute failing: you WILL break your legs

[@themilkman4585]

Better than dying

[@suitcaseofsmarts]

@@themilkman4585 true

[@jameskang486]

666 likes

[@edmdeathmachine]

Sir, im falling towards my inevitable doom and you've already wasted 20 seconds

[@mr.martian3578]

My parachute: fails Me: pulls out phone to find out what to do

[@johntao6822]

"off line. Try again later."

[@neezynoryu2003]

@@johntao6822 "shieeeeeeet"

[@eineriglos7669]

Everyone download this video so you can actually use thisq

[@mr.martian3578]

John Tao hey mom, yeah it's me again, I don't think I'll be coming home today

[@mr.illusio]

30 secs later : You knowing that u will die: starts playing coffin dance

[@zaayd]

Me: Skydiving is stupid, I would never do that and I’m barely ever on planes anyway. Brain: *Watch it.*

[@alexmcclenthen8323]

zαck yep pretty much me to

[@xristoss8275]

Skydiving is not stupid

[@shovelsdaily2478]

I can relate.

[@hdhdhndjdhdhdhdh4297]

3KA batman

[@hdhdhndjdhdhdhdh4297]

3KA catman

[@impadop4558]

“AVOID THE WATER” Well if this doesn’t work... **Pulls out Totem of Undying*

[@TheTrooper1878]

No, that's stupid. Just enchant your boots with Feather Falling IV

[@Kuromitsu7]

@@TheTrooper1878 but its still useless it can only go 40- of blocks you can still take damage

[@TheTrooper1878]

@@Kuromitsu7 Then place a slime block under you

[@Kuromitsu7]

@@TheTrooper1878 slime block? why would anyone bring a slime block when skydiving(flying with elytra) in minecraft you need to use water but not a salty water cause salty water will definitely break your bones cause from that height you will break your bones or die its a 50/50 chance

[@silverbloodborne9495]

No just use your revive A true gamer had one on hand 24/7

[@kingcuecue5706]

Hi, falling from about 5,743ft rn, this might not save me but gave me some relief, thanks! Aiming for the trees!

[@jackcooney1651]

“You have about a 0.01% chance of survival” Pokémon shiny hunters: I can work with that

[@cuillain5773]

Let's face it they'd just reset the run if that happened

[@aidansimpson-gray5418]

I like those odds

[@zephyrosickness]

can confirm source: i shiny hunt

[@cyanogensmb1412]

I full odds shiny hunt: I can confirm.

[@jackcooney1651]

For the record I just found a full odds (I had a shiny charm actually but other than that) shiny tyrunt in the crown tundra and it was glorious

[@menkauresevilla-bazan6244]

“You have a 0.0007 percent chance of survival” First Time For Everything

[@Joshua-tk2xs]

0.01 not 0.0007 :). It sounds less scary that way

[@orang9134]

@@Joshua-tk2xs Theoretically you have a 50/50 chance of survival because you die or won’t die

[@weltraumkotze]

@@orang9134 not how chances work. 50/50 either win lottery or not

[@rakeboi21masterofrakes63]

@Aconite good point, very good point

[@hyperbolicparaboloid154]

@@orang9134 No, it probably goes like this: Chance A. You'll die head first Chance B. You're arms get crushed first C. You land on a chimney and break your jaw and die D. You dismember your limbs one by one as you hit the trees *And it goes on and on and on with every single possibilities* For example: The chances of you bouncing off from the ground and launching off to space and destroy the sun by piercing through it's core is theoretically 0 buy not exactly impossible, if a glitch happens kn the matrix, it might actually happen!

[@sainathsannake891]

“Dont land in water" Minecrafters : Years of Academy training wasted

[@jadendafinger]

he said nothing about hay, slime, honey (I think), beds, lava (6+ blocks deep and minus the burn damage), weeping and warped vines, ladder and vines depending on the angle, maybe scaffholding, and any animal/vehicle you can ride on

[@Joe-Sal]

Respawning works to. So does creative mode.

[@nostur4984]

Dream: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!

[@HT1YT]

I A M M I S S E S N E S B I T

[@mrkitloin]

Also fortnite players

[@rgm704]

if a skydiver were actually watching this with a failed parachute and died on impact, two and a half minutes of this video would just be talking to a dead person

[@juliettest.laclaire8931]

Imagine finding a dead parachuter and this is on the phone lying next to them

[@simanyy]

Ahah i thinked the same thing

[@GaboFlibidi]

Pretty sure the phone would be in a million pieces xD

[@caz6810]

No, he would be alive, he followed the steps.

[@sumitkuri423]

Help an egg get 1000 Subscribers nope he hav 75 sec but video is 4mint

[@Desponddd]

you're right, but i shouldn't be in the comment se

[@ognjenpetrovic2577]

him: "STAY AWAKE STAY AWAKE!!" me watching this at 3 am: ...

[@yst21]

literally 3 am when im reading this

[@ashwika4782]

Exactly at 3 am watching this and reading comments

[@HayderAbdulridha]

Try 6:24 AM

[@testohtoby]

5.30 am

[@sanukatharul1497]

You heard him! *Don't sleep! :D*

[@august8448]

What to do when your parachute fails: 18 million people: *As if I'd ever parachute, but okay*

[@shadered6955]

Skydive? Lol. Ima go parachute

[@silent_dolphin3970]

u mean skydive

[@silent_dolphin3970]

@@shadered6955 what are u talkin bout

[@Joakito04]

Including you xd

[@ericlong315]

Just in case

[@nithiin1724]

0:32 as a non skydiver, I thought you go to the space after jumping from a plane. Thanks you changed my life 👍👍

[@epiclolz695]

Title: "What To Do If Your Parachute Fails" Me: "Die, Duh"

[@ihavenoideaforaname2438]

Underrated

[@kvkovacheva]

Taking my chances...

[@-zakis604]

Wrong

[@epiclolz695]

Wow this comment is doing way better than I expected

[@denomlv2297]

Exacly

[@fabioramos4370]

Me: What if my parachute fail? instructor: "You have another one. Me: And if that another one fail too? instructor: "Then God is calling you."

[@xeanderman6688]

Haha, good one

[@fabioramos4370]

@@xeanderman6688 The best part is that the instructor really said it to me when I was in the military about to jump from an airplane. hahaha (cries in brazilian portuguese while falling from the sky)

[@and_ruyi]

@@fabioramos4370 kkkkkkk

[@chillywolfdoesgaming2100]

IM DYING

[@fabioramos4370]

@@chillywolfdoesgaming2100 calm down! Calm down! CALM DOWN! 😂😂

[@dizzy1270]

“Oh no! My parachute failed! What should I do!?” *pulls out phone to watch video*

[@silverbloodborne9495]

Act like you jumped of a build in some assassin's game and do the leap of faith

[@simpletoast708]

i mean what other choice do you have

[@shadowdragon6071]

@@silverbloodborne9495 WHERES MY HAY STACK EZIO I NEED IT

[@lewsi]

*dies anyway*

[@dirkdegroof1313]

But you don’t have time to watch this whole video you only have 74.25 seconds!

[@ItsVoco]

Thanks, the 2 unskippable 30 second ads also really helped me understand on a higher level of intellect

[@PixzelByPixzelDONTBEASZIBORK]

I think my 70 seconds are over.

[@savageboi2382]

PixzelByPixzel 😂

[@veibx204]

U dont finsh the video to know how to survive😂

[@casiorollo]

Well, he does keep it to almost 1:10 when you supposedly land

[@danielz4602]

*splat*

[@user-rf4vc7mt4d]

Rip

[@nothoughtsheadempty4650]

"DON'T LAND ON WATER OR YOU'LL DIE!" My whole life is a lie, i guess minecraft is wrong

[@sciblastofficial9833]

@X velen Mix some water and cornstarch together into a material called oobleck. Now slap it as hard as you can with your hands. Hurts, right? Water acts the same way when you're hitting it at a great height.

[@sciblastofficial9833]

@X velen Maybe. Water still brings the risk of being too shallow.

[@warmike]

@X velen Even if you survive the fall, you're probably gonna drown.

[@Mohammad-q2y1i]

If you land in head first you dead if you dive feet first you will drown

[@useewhynot]

@X velen if you're falling from 12.5k feet, theres nothing you can do to soften the landing on water, the surface tension alone is going to be enough to turn you into a pancake. Your only hope is prolonging how long it takes for the impact to happen, such that the average force applied on your body is minimized and you have slightly better odds of not being pulverized.

[@perfectimperfection3723]

me: **will never go parachuting** also me: this is so important ong

[@notursdontsteal8592]

Perfect Imperfection FACTS

[@eriegarcia]

i put it on my “videos to save” playlist even tho i’m never going either 😭

[@theneon08x]

1,000th like

[@naufalr.9521]

@@TricksEU chill.

[@perfectimperfection3723]

@@TricksEU get off my thread bro

[@__N7]

The temptation of greed at the end just cured my phobia. Good job, guy!

[@CarlosFlores-yf6st]

“Dont land in the water” Minecraft players: Years of academy training wasted!!

[@sceneryx7255]

: such an underrated comment xD (edit it was underrated a long time ago literally six months) also dang just realised how many likes my comment has- o-O

[@luissantiago6699]

UnCrustable : I like this one lol, references Minecraft and toy story simultaneously

[@udontsubugay86]

ME

[@elu9189]

Minecraft players: [like Vincent meme in pulp fiction]

[@Planetyyyy]

Duckie-Master underrated? It’s second from the top!

[@jeremy3814]

“Whatever you do, DONT LAND ON WATER!” Steve: Hold my bucket

[@epicbread1310]

this comment is the fucking definition of "reddit moment"

[@iwazaruK7]

「Za Verso」 can’t say I disagree with that notion

[@Puppycodedseth]

Lowkey Audacity you’ll break your legs in water

[@buckyisdizzy]

@@Puppycodedseth I-

[@katpersona982]

@@buckyisdizzy Yeah, if you fall in a water from that high, it'll crush you. Also, according to science, when Moana jumped into the realm of monsters, in the water, she shouldn't have survived that

[@vhonhernandez7681]

"You're about to break your legs" People with no legs: It was a good life.

[@captainpotatochips1367]

Well on the bright side, if you have no legs, you are physically incapable of jumping out of an airplane.

[@tbossch]

Giorno what’s your dream?

[@vhonhernandez7681]

@@captainpotatochips1367 come on now let the man live his dream and help him off the plane with a friendly push :D

[@frogmanstoe]

@@vhonhernandez7681 (then his parachute breaks) lol

[@guillermobarroso2990]

You wiggle out