The BMW i3 Electric Vehicle is a Terrible Little German Toaster Driven by the Worst Kind of People

[@RamCruiserOverland]

Bill is Doug Demuro after his second divorce and an alcohol problem.

[@90MVtv]

Lol that's great

[@waggitnshaggit6592]

Who? Listen and learn

[@coldstonecanc3rgang994]

@Nissan370Z Glass I like Demoron. Personally, quirks and features are my thing moreso than "dis kar hav 250 more horsepowur than a Mazda 3" Bill is also great. Any KZbinrs who don't put shitty trap beats in their intros and montages are top tier in my book

[@anthonysanto9377]

Apparently his 2nd wife had way too many quirks and features that drove him insane.

[@nokiangage]

lol but still Bill is way more interesting and knows more 🍻

[@HowardDaduk]

Bill is my favorite person on KZbin by far. He says it like it is and doesn't hold back. He's frustrated like we all are. At the end if the day, he knows his cars and is a great presenter. Love ya Bill, don't ever change!

[@HowardDaduk]

@@76tfdtr4r5 You are the fool. You cry in your cereal each morning.

[@richardholmes5676]

Bill is a riot.

[@andrewhazenberg3398]

Bill is the best ! 👍👍😆❤

[@andrewhazenberg3398]

@@richardholmes5676 It is hilarious when Bill mentions Daltons sub par automobile detailing skills .🤣

[@hawver]

Oh god I haven't even clicked play and I know this is gonna be good

[@floyd27860]

I laughed from a healthy place just on the title alone!

[@Thinkeroutsidethebox]

Yes!! Lol

[@BeesonsCars]

I love how despite the fact you absolutely hate this thing, you know so much about the car itself.

[@andrewhazenberg3398]

It is frickin amazing how much knowledge Bill has about all kinds of cars .👍

[@DapperProf]

Plenty of room in the trunk for a half-dozen tiny dogs that won't STFU.

[@andydavenhall]

"Angry chipmonk wearing glasses.." Good morning Bill.

[@cliffbooth1887]

I am a simple man I see Bills video with the most glorious title ever written for a KZbin Video I Klick I like Then I watch another ranting masterpiece

[@glittery_ponies2035]

I completely lost it at "anyway, it's got this little pouch in the front like a marsupial."

[@BriansRCStuff]

Had to click ASAP for this one!

[@Nunofurdambiznez]

LOL!! I think we ALL do that.. Bill's videos are THAT good

[@MarkBarrey]

Same here, and google had some juicy options for me to start with . Bill won again

[@brucebeckner3049]

After watching a ton of these videos, this one moved me to comment. Wow! Just wow! This car is truly an insult to consumers. At this price, an EV with 80 miles of range??! It truly deserves every minute of your screed, regardless of one’s feelings about EVs in general. Before you do the next one, take a good rest with plenty of bourbon or scotch. You’ve completely discharged your batteries, and you’ll need a good recharge to get going into this fine form again.

[@joe6096]

@John Edwards You're one of those guys Bill was talking about, aren't ya lol

[@billsbirds2052]

🐦Birds Lives Matter bill 🐦

[@billace90]

Hmm...are you a member of The Tampa Audubon Society? Just kiddin’ :)

[@burtpanasonic]

I swear I have never seen you so pissed off. You remind me of Jack Nicholson in Shining. Honey, I'm home 😁😁

[@billace90]

Reviewing the “Teutonic toaster... as penance”......LOL! You are killing me with your rants, Bill! By the way, on a sad side note, some members of the Naples Audubon Society disliked this priceless video.

[@jetstream1958]

OMG I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣 Best car review of all times! Bill, please continue for ever! I will show this video to all my pretentious eco idiot 'friends', just to watch them cringe and turn blue (or green)...greetings from eco hell Switzerland 👍👍👍

[@TMediaCo]

Man bill you got a lot of fans here! I have been here since there were only 3 people in the comments lol

[@andretv2308]

Ridiculous they canceled the show Cops you can’t stereotype everyone for a few being bad. This is unusual for you to be reviewing a car without fossil fuel ⛽️ Yes I don’t like the electric car either many are very self righteous thinking they are so great. The work it takes to make an electric car from the mining involved to get the materials for the battery has the same environmental impact as fossil fuel cars. Plus what about the price of electricity when everyone starts using it? It’s not safe it makes no noise and blind people rely on sound when crossing the street and we are all accustom to hearing sounds of vehicles to alert us. I’m with you Bill I don’t like the electric.

[@edcarls3861]

Thanks for the dose of honesty! It's badly needed in our current environment of lies and pretense.

[@Bjornlovesjazz]

My taxconsultant drives this exact vehicle .... says enough!!!!

[@billace90]

It suits him perfectly!

[@gui18bif]

Boring as him

[@nomebear]

I live in Portland, Oregon, a city of electric cars, and this model of BMW electric car is driven by people whom you so aptly describe. I'm laughing my tail off. Yep! Should you see some guy out and around with a man bun, wearing clogs, carrying his kid in a baby sack, and has a fanny pack, be nice to him because he's a potential customer for this car.

[@hikingbird42]

So much cars you can buy for 50 grand and this is what they get lmfao.

[@johnsimun6533]

nomebear or a serial killer?

[@JasonFlorida]

Nothing like a good horse meatball!

[@annegilroy6750]

So: the rear windows don't roll down and the front doors 'trap' the back doors. It IS a car for a serial killer...

[@mooreim]

I just bought a 2016 REX for dirt cheap a couple months ago and so far I love it. Fast, innovative and carefully designed interior, handles on rails, hardly ever use gas. I also thought this review was HILARIOUS and am sad that most of the people commenting missed how tongue in cheek it is. I woulda figured the “no gun storage for rear passengers” would be a dead giveaway. Signed, 35 y/o white liberal soyboy, Dallas TX.

[@jokerzwild00]

Yeah, reading some of these comments is just as funny as the video.

[@dann756]

My mum had one of these. It made my little sister cry to look at it. The most hideous vehicle I've ever seen and it makes small children cry. It lasted about a month before it was gone. An awful car.

[@andrewhazenberg3398]

Bill is a national treasure. He is the smartest , funniest most interesting auto historian ever ! I hope he continues to keep making these videos because I truly enjoy them .👍😊❤🤣

[@jeffreypaul9428]

I live for Bill's snarky "Good Morning!"

[@andrewhazenberg3398]

I love his weather report. 😁

[@nickwilczynski3684]

Nice to know I'm not the only one having a soul crushing day at work today

[@knerdrider]

Best car review I've seen in a long time. Do the "nice for a turd" Cadillac!

[@HeCute_]

I'd love to see Bill review a Tesla.

[@igorkratka]

Woooow, that was one amazing honest review. This is what a man of his own speaks like! Just talking whatever comes through your mind. You have my respect, sir!

[@ic1815]

With a title like this, I’m skipping all of my regularly scheduled morning programming and going straight to Bill.

[@tommitchell2055]

You definitely need to review that 95/96 Fleetwood. The LT1 puts the Ford 4.6 to shame, and really gets overshadowed by the town car. They only sold 90000 of those Fleetwoods. Yes it's not as iconic as the previous gen brougham, but it moved away from the gaudy 80s styling cues into a more modest design like most 90s cars. When you compare the pre facelift 90s town car to it, they are clearly targeting the same person, all the design choices are very similar.

[@LynxStarAuto]

Modulars are night and day to the crappy LT1 with 1977 ignition system and water pump bath distributor.

[@Nunofurdambiznez]

LOL!! Teutonic toaster!! Moon buggy! Lantern batteries!! Owner's manual purse! VERY FUNNY stuff!! dude, I haven't laughed this hard in AGES! I truly feel this is one of your best, if not your BEST, videos ever!

[@andretv2308]

Range Paranoia I love it LOL you are the best. You make life enjoyable during all this madness. I truly look forward to your reviews everyday. You truly speak from the heart.

[@recl971]

Bill you are a gentleman, a scholar ,a fine judge of Whiskey ,and the best KZbinr

[@brettb8825]

Agreed.

[@stanleyjacob5755]

Completely agree...you go Bill!!

[@egold2071]

... and don't forget MAGA Boy, Biden supporter, a member of ANTIFA... as the 'nitwits in the comment section' have said.

[@hyper_channel]

So I watched his 911 997 cabrio video and said to myself "I like how this guy reviews cars, very informative" and then wanted to check his most recents videos and landed here. The evolution of a man.

[@jaex9617]

Bill is mostly on target. I am a bad person, people hate me, and I drive this as my city car. No man bun, tho.

[@beaublackford3697]

I hate it! I honestly hate it so much. Life box? You got to be shitting me BMW

[@G-Smigle]

"It's got a little pouch in the front like a marsupial."

[@dermoto3523]

“ Ultimate driving machine, my ass” you make my day Bil

[@niffty5087]

This made my morning, I knew what your review was going to be like as soon as I saw it. I got a bag of popcorn and you did not disappoint.

[@jessekuchinski1172]

I love how Marty is pretty much in the building and and bill is still mouthing off to him lol!!

[@arsnb9m907]

Bill, whatever you do, don't lighten up! We love you! And thanks for not flailing your arms like Doug Demuro.

[@Ferraridude13]

"6 sesame seeds a week" LMAO

[@recl971]

Baby retainers omg ,the rants are over the top today 👍💪🤘

[@decnijfkris3706]

Ok ok, I don't like electric cars but this one is very well finished. They sold it in Europe at a good 40.000 USD and you see it regularly. Inside good seat position, all ecological composites in dash and seats. Broad overview on the street situation. Spacious inside. Smooth driver on 18'' wheels. Nice BMW colour scheme.. Limited range but is meant as a city car. Exists with a range extender 95 REX. It comes to this that if riding around in a city you'll never get stuck due to flat battery. I can't help it, I like it. Nice BMW for smart buyers.

[@gabrielricci4464]

I would say the reviewer is just too, too old and crusty to actually think clearly. He sounds like a guy that would do well in the early 20th century, before all this tech began to remodel the world. What a mental state to have to live with.

[@waggitnshaggit6592]

gabriel ricci Lot’s of younger peeps in the comments Gabby

[@kevinmcadams805]

Bill, as long as your hilariously loquacious reviews continue, everything will be right with the world.

[@PineHollowAutoDiagnostics]

Best car review on the internet...BY FAR. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@karljaques744]

Bill, you're on fire! It seems the worse the car, the better you are! I prefer good cars but you are at your best when the car is crap! Thanks so much! You make my day!

[@bennetfox]

I remember BMW saying that they did not want this car to look like it came from the science fair but I swear this looks like a science fair experiment!

[@cinder9950]

Imagine the impact on our electric infrastructure and price per kwh when 300 million of these things are plugged in every night. Vote accordingly.

[@nathanlewis5682]

We better get cozy with nuclear power with the load we're thinking on the 300 cars and the electrical industry.

[@Toguro-oy3ld]

I wonder why car salesman never mention the benefits of the baby restraints in the trunk?

[@olddisneylandtickets]

You absolutely nailed the target audience for this little German sizzler, 100%!

[@thebatman9533]

IKR?! Called out the SF Bay Area to the hilt, sans the Tesla driving elite who consider this a plebeian wannabe.

[@frizzinitti1]

Bill is going all the way in on this BMW LoL. But I love his honesty.

[@pk-dn5sj]

I have just realised I am out of quinoa🤣🤣🤣 thanks man👌

[@drsnooz8112]

Made entirely of aluminum, plastic and carbon fiber, yet still weighs 2,600 lbs. Sheesh.

[@drsnooz8112]

@Борець за свободу Yeah, that's the point I'm making. You can design a really awesome car, but once you drop a 1200lb battery pack in it, you turn it into a turd. Maybe it will be good in a drag race, but there's no overcoming the physics of all that weight when it comes to handling and maneuverability.

[@markcollins457]

Could I purchase that cute little car and bury it up to the window glass in my front yard it would make a great terrarium next to my Kohler toilet with azaleas planted in the bowl.

[@rudolphguarnacci197]

I can imagine terrible things to happen to these people who think they're leaving "small carbon footprints." What crap. Here's one: it's gonna be red, not green, after you and the bicycle you're riding is flattened by a bus. I hope they all live a very long life; the longer to be miserable in their totalitarian state they've created.

[@barnabro]

This is the greatest car review I’ve ever watched. Subbed.

[@NatzulForrester]

Batteries at the back between the rear wheels? No, no, no.. that is where the electric motor and 650cc scooter motor range extender live. HV battery pack lives in the space under the carbon 'life module'.

[@jimmieromero8181]

I seriously enjoyed the banter, by far makes me so happy to watch these. Its informational and yet entertaining! Thank you!!!

[@triv7252]

Not every country burns coal for power....

[@bmwgod1631]

Very accurate descriptions of i3 owners, I know a few and can tell you it's very accurate. Great car review I love it!

[@RyanPennington87]

Checking in from 2023. Everything’s electric now.

[@RyanBerich-u1w]

Checking in from 2024. All the EVs made in 2023 are sitting on the lots in 2024. The manufacturers are trying to figure out how to go back to ICE. If you are in 2025 or 2026, let us know how it turns out. Are you in driverless pods yet?

[@williamblaney904]

How has BMW over engineered this piece to overheat? Signed, your warranty company:) Good review (as per usual) Bill.

[@E39ENTHUSIAST90]

You show me the BMW that DOES NOT have the airbag light on..:)))

[@egold2071]

16:55 - Things must get so rowdy when the crew meets, they need to get Leif Insurance?! 😂

[@shepshepherd]

One of the best car reviews I've ever seen on KZbin. I'm so glad that I discovered your channel.

[@STKSOUND]

you're my favorite boomer bill

[@jimmielong2748]

just a question if you let off the accelerator without tapping the break and it slows down so fast are there brake lights appearing for someone behind

[@andretv2308]

Will radio stations stop playing music from the band The Police next?

[@joe6096]

We need Bill-ism t-shirts..... "Chipper Canadians"....... "Sanctimonious millennials"....... "Teutonic Toasters"...... "It's got a little pouch in the front like a marsupial."........ "Angry chipmunk wearing glasses"..... “Nothin’ like a good horse meatball.”

[@242HP]

Don't forget infant containment nets!

[@OnlyTheFinest125]

😂😂😂

[@17R3W]

My first car was a ford, then I drove the same chevy for 13 years, I was prepared to buy another chevy. But I test drove an i3, and I felt that acceleration and I was hooked. I found a used one, and purchased it shortly there after.

[@joe6096]

Why does that sound like one of those guys Bill was talking about, either that or you work for BMW and are in their PR department?

[@andretv2308]

I don’t like electric cars yet you made this review most enjoyable one of your best ever. You had me laughing and smiling. Thank you so much for bringing some levity back to life.

[@benscampers1818]

"Nothing like a good Horse meatball" LOL

[@scottdavis_34]

This review was a hoot! Thanks BIll! I felt the same way about that blue. You just feel like you got to pull it off!

[@wrightcodyj]

Bill sounded so pissed in this video. I wouldn't be surprised when once done filming if he immediately did some blow, hopped in that SL and took a trip to the ammo store. It's going to be okay, Bill!

[@Mitchell9000]

Spot on! 😂😂❤️

[@tylernewton7217]

LOL! Peak pissed today. Love it. Bill, instead of giving these things star ratings (1 out of 5 stars, etc.) you need to rate them based on how many deep and paused sighs it took to get through the review!

[@thecarenthusiasts4883]

Bro your right, electric cars are trash and boring. I will never drive a electric power wheels toy. SCREW the haters. Gas V12 V6 V8 LITTERS THE KING.

[@BaldadonisMike2021]

Im miss your videos at the home it had a nicer feel to it..and love how you talk in your videos ,very funny and clever and the rants with the flies ..the birds..and your gilfriend and Candians lol!

[@frznaapl3269]

Baldadonis yes!

[@The_R-n-I_Guy]

Love the mention of the lithium mines and coal power plants charging it

[@wladimirnordemann5236]

Intelligent, funny and very professional at the same time. The best in the world Bill

[@williejones6026]

Bill, don't, hold back, just call it a p, o, s, and be finished with it, enjoy your videos, keep them coming bill, and appreciate your honesty.

[@jeremysmith3556]

I assume sanctimonious people would have at least a few protest signs in their trunk

[@twobighedz]

No way in hell I'd spend 50K on that! LOL

[@P.Galore]

The is an Oscar-deserving Best Automobile Review ever made. Period.

[@McCombeClan]

Great as always Bill. Please review the Cadillac Fleetwood as I had one and loved it. R. McCombe

[@germanbenzdriver]

The title alone, hilarious! But I feel the same about this electric wheelchair, always hated the crap out of it.

[@RyanBerich-u1w]

This is a great video in these difficult times where Bill hasn’t shared a video in over a month.

[@carlosmilla4026]

Toaster styling. Best thing since sliced bread, hahaha. I agree with you, Bill.

[@doctrine_ridge_Ke]

Karen-I-wanna-speak-to-the-manager car.

[@NoName-tz5ji]

Love those old fashioned baby holders! Lol

[@KINGJERMARCUS]

Best car review ever

[@Roc696]

the racing team rant is why I clicked the vid to begin with lmao!

[@joeydoucette2573]

This was GREAT!!! Best one by far Bill!

[@ssnoc]

Best review you ever did …. Certainly the most honest and funny 😆🤣

[@villiano1]

love the red 60s something ford pickup truck there in the background.

[@ScottLive1]

Larry, David drove one enough said

[@EyePatchGuy88]

This is the most bipartisan comment in this thread.

[@ianconner7034]

This has got to be among the best reviews ever made! Especially of this electric garbage disposal!

[@platec4798]

I much prefer the Body on Frame Caddy over this BMW that is nothing more than a dog turd of a car. I despise these electric cars. Plate C

[@9ZERO6]

I am thinking a flying to Naples just so I can see you roast and/or praise a vehicle in person. Damn entertaining. I love it.