*SOLD Here's Why The Maserati Ghibli Sedan Can Suck It - Review and Test Drive by Bill

*SOLD The Maserati Ghibli is a caricature of itself.
I really don't like this car. Not that it's a bad car, because it really isn't. It's got pep, it seems well engineered mechanically, the seats are pretty comfy, and I'm sure it's far more reliable than Maseratis past.
But it just isn't a Maserati, in the sense that it just isn't special. The things that made Maserati's special in the past are there, but in a deceptive and gratuitous way. The engine sounds in this car are not incidental, they're now considered an important part of the engineering and appeal. The swoopy fenders are not part of a beautiful design, they're simply designed to be swoopy. The engine is cast in Detroit, but "overseen" and assembled by Ferrari. The interior is swathed in leather and wood, and belies the cheap Chrysler switch gear and controls.
I can understand why Fiat-Chrysler wants to capitalize on their investment in the Maserati name, and move it from a company selling just a spattering of cars to something much more prolific. Why not slap a Maserati badge on a SUV and sell them to people wanting to show up in something more scarce and elegant than one of the Teutonic class leaders?
But that doesn't mean I have to like it, and it doesn't mean that I have to pretend this concoction of badge-engineering and off-the-shelf parts is a real Maserati, faithful to the name. This puffer fish of a car is bound to thrill all the wrong people, and for all the wrong reasons.
Thumbs down.

[@9rows]

Bill reviewing cars he hates is probably the best thing on the internet right now. :)

[@sethdbourne]

He sometimes reminds me of the Winnebago man 😂😂😂

[@Ardentautosports]

I agree lol

[@PremierAutoMan86]

Yes, I honestly prefer his style of reviews. All car KZbinrs sound the same because they are paid by these manufacturers whether they admit it or not. This is how they make huge livings and can afford supercars and such. All the big name KZbinrs are silently sponsored. Keep it real Bill we love it.

[@benedictdonald4338]

Bill is 100,000x more interesting than that florida beach-blonde who was/is doing videos for this shop. Yes, she's attractive. But, so what?!?! Bill is entertaining!

[@Lancaster604]

If Bill runs a Patreon so we can support his channel, I'm sure many of us would chip in to his Corona Whiskey fund

[@Gamblor10]

I’m only on minute 4 and i can taste the bitter so well. This is classic

[@monolithic87]

"There's a very standard looking donut spare tire, also with an inflator, and - you know - who the hell cares." LMAO!!

[@AMSillje]

How to turn a sales video into a rant.. I love it

[@isaacho4573]

Bill needs to start a podcast

[@zeroblackzero1]

absolutely, Bill has a great potential!!! I'm based in the UK so no way for me to buy a car from his dealership in Naples, FL but it's a pleasure to listen to what he's got to say. I'm really sorry things are not going well for people in FL right now! Please, don't wear a mask, it has been proven to dangerously reduce the Oxygen levels going to your lungs! We need to do the opposite of what is suggested! Please think, people! All the best, Bill!

[@TJC450]

Joe Rogan and bill would be hilarious!

[@heyitswesty]

yes he can bitch about birds and everything else

[@sootmann]

This _is_ his podcast.

[@DJones476]

@@sootmann I am an end-of-the-road, irremediable Bill addict!!!

[@saltyapostle44]

"Want to purchase this car? It disgusts me." LOL!

[@aussie8114]

If I lived in Florida I would come in and buy this beauty just to see the totally contemptuous look you would give me 😂

[@crackman1825]

I bet this car will be sold by Monday after this review. Finally we have an honest car salesman.

[@mckou1547]

Bill, always be cynical and honest. We can watch any boring, polite car review anywhere. You will gain a greater following if you establish an entertaining and truthful review style. So keep up the good work. Also, we need more reports on birds and roosters.

[@billace90]

Well said!

[@Minimead]

I live in the UK and Bill’s reviews are the highlight of my week - this one in particular is pure gold.

[@markmaiello9180]

3 years later, this still sounds as profoundly acerbic as the day it was made…and his honesty is refreshing…Bill ages well.

[@Kevin-Murphy-007]

Bill. We the people absolutely love you just the way you are. Please don't ever change no matter what anyone else says. You are an amazing historian, you tell it like it is, and I absolutely agree with you on not being able to tell cars from one another now adays. Being a 51 year old man, I miss all the great things of yesterday. I truly hope you have a superfantastic day and don't let this world get to you. God Bless You 🙏.

[@scottdavis_34]

“Might as well be in an Altima.” Haha. Bill, completely agree with you on all these safety systems. They just cause carelessness and an over reliance on computers. Glad to see you got a vid in this week!

[@labornurse]

Reminds me of a mid-2000's Buick Lacrosse

[@patcurrie9888]

Indeed, except this horrible grille.

[@andrewsmactips]

Now don't hide in your shell, Bill. Tell us what you really think.

[@BeingMe23]

😤😠

[@jeffreypaul9428]

Bill sums up Florida weather so well. 6-8 months of absolute misery. Walking outside is like running into a brick wall of hot.

[@benedictdonald4338]

the weather is exactly why humans shouldn't live in that godforsaken swamp of a state.

[@BigBadThor]

@@benedictdonald4338 Won't be long until it's all underwater anyway.

[@patcurrie9888]

Folks say Phx is unbearable, 108 with 11% humidity is WAYY better than 94 with 91% humidity.

[@MarinCipollina]

South Florida weather during summer is simply unfit for human habitation. It really is.

[@TheHomeExpert5]

Bill, I am 55 years old and a lifelong car guy and motorcycle guy. I always thought that you were at least 10 years older than me! I hope they're not going to take you out of these videos, because you are what makes some wonderful.

[@heyitswesty]

the ol' smoker's voice.

[@brettb5257]

"Our detailer really does a great job as you can tell, he's talking about going out into business on his own - I bet that's really going to work out for him."

[@frankjablonski9403]

"There's Marty, god aren't we glad we're inside"- almost spit out my coffee at that one. Bill's videos never disappoint.

[@stevenschadt6834]

The most honest car review in the history of the automobile!!! You Go Bill

[@truckerdamnyankee]

Ive gotten into a sort of addiction into watching his videos all week lol. Amusing, educational and informative. He should absolutely have a show on TV, good stuff...!

[@eternalextrapolations]

"The bastardization of the sacred past" Yes, this is a very accurate description of what corporations have done to the human spirit and the natural world. What a great insight there!

[@Nunofurdambiznez]

LOL!!!!!! 23:19 "They re-paved this road, I hope there's chickens schmooshed underneath it from the steamrollers" LOL omg, Bill, that is AWESOME!!!!

[@benscampers1818]

Man your commentary on the state of affairs in America is on point. Also noteworthy as you point out, the globalised corporate diluting of once meaningful products in order to sell an imaginary status rather than a quality product.

[@mrphilbert1]

My Chryslerati did 135. It blew a gasket. Now I don't drive.

[@lornperkins4270]

I love your version..lol. that song is good mr.philbert

[@V8_screw_electric_cars]

Good for him cause it aint worth it anymore lol

[@olikat8]

My daughter got a TC by Maserati convertible when she was a teen. She called it the "Chryslerati" as well...actually was a good, cheap, fun cruiser for a young girl

[@lornperkins4270]

@@olikat8wow a Maserati as a teenager. .holy poopies..damn I remember my 1st car..wich I didn't get until I turned 21 and my dad made me buy it myself. It was a 1980 ford Granada with a straight 6 cylinder..I loved that car. .never thought a "masi" could be affordable the quadraporte is my favorite and I saw one once they wanted 75,000 for it. Way out of my price but it looked worth the price and I believe it had a v8 engine

[@cigarsgunsanddiesel8032]

Moparatti 😂

[@TinHatRanch]

I’m disappointed. I️ fully expected Bill to intentionality split this thing in half with a telephone pole.

[@ruk2023--]

I think you have him mistaken for The Amazing Bill.

[@Jtels85]

Every time Bill sighs, I laugh. I share your pain.

[@ProHairSvc]

Love your content Bill. What a POS these cars are

[@manofthehour6856]

What I love about Bill is that he can properly articulate his arguments that defend his opinions. Thanks, Bill!

[@racekorthings7165]

You’ve found your niche Bill, love the videos.

[@jf8315]

Bill, I spend most of your reviews chuckling to outright belly laughing .... seriously I find your videos informative but down right hilarious. Keep them up mr grumpy old man I can empathise with your angst on all levels .... 👍🏼👍🏼

[@joe6096]

My day is not complete without Bill’s commentary on current events. And “massed produced dreck” is our phrase of the day.

[@Jakepianos]

Man as a “liberal snowflake” I’m having a hard time being offended because this review is ICONIC. 😂😂😂

[@heyitswesty]

I'm not offended but I'm starting to pick up on a few things about Bill. The way he goes after his employees is pretty telling. The sarcasm in talking about his detailer, etc. Can you imagine what it must be like to work for the guy?

[@heyitswesty]

you're a good egg for responding. Love your reviews Bill keep em coming

[@deepfreezevideo]

Oh I don't think he's an evil fascist, if all the Righties were more like him, we wouldn't be at the verge of civil war, we'd just be having a semi-serious "football rivalry" as libs vs cons, which is as American as Mom and apple pie. I'm a libtard motorhead and I get into it with a lot of my Rightie motorhead friends, but in the end, it's country over party for me, and for them, so it's all good.

[@kirbyswarp]

@@deepfreezevideo You're seriously putting all the blame on the right? And there's the "fascist" buzzword that's lost all meaning thanks to people like you.

[@deepfreezevideo]

@@kirbyswarp Thanks to people like me, eh? Anyone in your family a Holocaust survivor? Yeah, talk to me with that PragerU/Dinesh D'Souza bullshit. And by the way, where do you infer that I placed ALL the blame on the Right? I simply said that seeing as how Bill leans right, I wanted to point out that the Right consists of more than just Trump people, it also consists of traditional conservatives that provided balance to the folks on the Left. But thank you for your instant drive-by assessment about "people like me".

[@DIORGUILTY]

i think this is the funniest car review i’ve ever come across. please keep doing quick-witted/ dark humor, we need it now more than ever.

[@charger19691]

“It’s got a spare tire and an inflator...who the Hell cares?” Your reviews of cars are not just a review, they are an event!!!

[@JokerCat9]

Love the segway between reviewing the car and the social commentary. Has a nice personal touch.

[@mrphilbert1]

It sounds like you're about to hand this back to the consignor.

[@tnteachertim]

"My Maserati does 185 I lost my licence Now I don't drive So I got me a Limo I ride in the back I lock the doors In case I'm attacked." Life's Been Good to Me So Far.

[@MarinCipollina]

"Because when you say 'Maserati', everyone immediately thinks SUV".. Priceless !

[@philipmanfredi9296]

Bill, great review! You might be surprised but you sold me on the Ghibli! Maserati has always meant sporty, luxurious and gorgeous to me, but also unreliable, poorly executed details and a real pain to own. From your review, I'd say the Ghibli has taken care of the negatives! The Chrysler Pentastar V6 engine is excellent, one of the best V6 engines currently available, far less problem-prone and smooth running than Maserati V6s (e.g., the Maserati Biturbo engine). Installing a Maserati head to this engine, along with Maserati-specific tuning of the exhaust note, is a great way to mitigate the negatives. This engine will provide well over 150,000 miles of trouble-free driving. Switchgear and car electronics from Chrysler is also a great way to solve some of the niggly issues that plagued Maserati. And finally, what can be more desirable from a chassis design point of view than basing it on the Mercedes-Benz E Class? In my view, Maserati went a long way to infusing the Ghibli with its own identity, from the fantastic engine sound (particularly given that it's a V6, which typically don't sound too great), to the gorgeous styling of the body, to the Poltrona Frau sumptuous interior. Beautiful car, well designed and built! From a rational and emotional point of view, I love it!

[@alexdergacheff8135]

I wish people found my dark humor funny like they do yours. You're hilarious!

[@robertjames6640]

I agree with your opinion of this faux Maserati. Way back, I owned a 1960 Maserati 3500 that I took in settlement of a debt. It was a fabulous car and far more reliable than the modern product. Today the car would be worth a lot more than was owed to me and still capable of mixing it on modern roads.

[@geoffreybradford]

What do I think of when I hear "Maserati" ? : "My Maserati does 185; I lost my license, now I can't drive. " Those are the only lyrics I remember from that pop song. Whatever changes take place , I can only hope you keep the chirping birds, construction banging, and horn blows from a nearby street so your pet peeves get triggered because listening to you makes these car reviews/sales the funniest I've ever heard.

[@lawrencekaplan9463]

"One of the brothers who's a little bit effeminate ..." Wonderful Bill ! Yours ae the BEST videos on You Tube ! Keep them coming Pal !

[@PlumbNutz]

Drinking game, everytime Bill sighs 😄 I feel your pain Bill... but I laugh out loud every time you do it

[@wladimirnordemann5236]

Thanks Bill for defending true values and individualisme. That’s what makes life worth living. Uniformity doesn’t.

[@romans828.]

Maserati? I thought that was an Italian restauran all these yrs. Damn I'm 64 and just now found out it was a car! Thanks Bill!

[@martinsokol3527]

This is hands down one of the best and funniest reviews I have ever seen. Cheers from Slovakia! :D

[@LW-qe8nk]

Omgggggg I had to listen to you again bill. THE TRUTH I love it absolutely love it. I listen to your reviews every weekend. And it starts my day with a coffee. But I will buy a car one day just not this one :).

[@jflow08]

"Ugh, this car just pisses me off." 😂😂

[@tnteachertim]

Bill, I'm 53yrs old, and I agree with you. I love your acerbic, caustic, and honest reviews. Let's keep at it....

[@mmacphersonn]

“You got your Tiktok and your instagram sponsored by Maserati” NENRNWNDFNRN I DIED

[@johnsimun6533]

Don’t tell Bill about the Mach e. He’ll have a fit.

[@walterfoster1167]

I like the car. But I like listening to His voice. So mature and so honest.

[@nicknicolaus]

If I didn't know better, I'd say it was ME narrating this video! Bill sums up all of the problems in the world and the car business in 28 minutes or less. I loved his rant on all of the safety systems taking the human element out of driving. Whenever I see a car commercial that shows a "driver" (and I use quotation marks because they're not really "driving", they're more like a semi-involved passenger) commit about 3 or 4 driving errors in 15 seconds I just yell at the TV "Let them crash and die!! They shouldn't be on the road!!!"

[@MW-gi1tr]

Love my 2019 Ghibli S Gran Lusso. Many of your “facts” are not entirely correct. The engine was designed/engineered by Ferrari. It is built by Maserati. The only Maserati engine built in Ferrari’s Modena factory is the V8 in the Gran Tourismo. You should probably mention that just about every car on the road today shares parts with cars from other car companies. Lamborghini? Lots of Audi on those. Porsche? Lots of VW in those. Rolls Royce? Lots of BMW in those

[@joe6096]

You are either the kind of guy Bill is talking about or you work for Maserati. The engine block is the exact same block in every fleet cheap crap taxi cab minivan for the last 15 years. But you keep drinking your Maserati espresso koolaid.

[@MW-gi1tr]

Joe so it has a block fro. Chrysler. And? So does the Lamborghini Diablo.

[@joe6096]

LOL..... The Diablo used the same Lamborghini engineered, designed, and produced V12 block and heads that was in the Countach LOOOOONG before Chrysler bought them in 1987. But nice try.

[@MW-gi1tr]

Joe hahahahaha. Do your research

[@joe6096]

Daver G Then you need new glasses: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferrari_F160_engine The block is a 3.0 liter version of the Pentastar 3.6 that’s in every minivan and Jeep since about 2006!

[@sdchev01]

Your honesty is refreshing. Much needed in this time. I turned 50 a month ago, and I now have a cynical view of things. I get it. Please keep on doing these reviews your way.

[@pojo9925]

Kudos on your feelings about driver assist platforms. People’s driving abilities have diminished so much that future generations will not be able to function without them.

[@anthonymaiorano4185]

I’m actually buying one next week. 2017 Ghibli sq4 23k miles gorgeous carbon fiber interior amazing. Come with a warranty. I can’t wait! When you buy a car like that you can say I achieved something you feel good when u get into it. You feel achieved getting into an Altima 😂 Lml who does.

[@anthonymaiorano4185]

Didn’t mean to sound like a dick I was in. A mood tht day. U seem like a nice guy ima subscribe lol

[@jamesboardman8859]

I have to disagree with you on this one, Bill. I think the Maserati Ghibli is a handsome sedan with a bit of Italian flair about it. Sure, they may have robbed the Chrysler parts bin for some it's switch gear when they became part of the FCA conglomerate, but from what I can see, it still retains enough of it's Gran Turismo heritage to make it distinctive in this contemporary market.

[@davidk8184]

Hi Bill, one of the things that annoy me the most is when a car has a 12 volt cigarette lighter socket next to the cup holders ( 17:53 ). Just the perfect place to spill your starbucks and blow a fuse.

[@wrongcheese]

you called it. there it is, a ferrari suv. one of my favorite rants of all time

[@waltervila33]

Alright he mentioned Motley Crue now we need Poison and Def Leppard to get their act together so we can have the show here in South Florida

[@rcampbell4967]

I have the 2015 version of that car in the SQ4. It's expensive to maintain, the cup holders are lacking and way too small, and the infotainment center sucks, but the performance is amazing and it's a fun car to drive.

[@justinmaddox9199]

Best review of a maserati... EVER.

[@Juniorverse]

This is the greatest un-sale sales pitch i’ve ever seen! Great job!

[@micujus1]

De Tomaso was Argentinian, he actually saved Maserati company with biturbo line

[@Matt_Dagostino]

Honestly, I'd rather buy a car from Bill who is honest and realistic than one of those lazy car dealership videos where it's like 2 minutes long, has low-res photos, gives generic specs, and some idiotic salesperson who has no idea what he's talking about exaggerating how great the car is with bad jazz music in the background

[@stevenwilhite4026]

Spot-on review. An owner of one did a review on You Tube and couldn’t dump it soon enough. It rattled, was constantly in the shop. He hated it. Oh, and Kia DOES make a more attractive car...it’s called the Stinger GT. I love mine. 😊

[@michaellicko2746]

I see people around town driving these things, and I think, “wow, a Maserati.” Now I come to find out they’re just driving around in overpriced Chrysler 300’s. 🤮

[@rafaellastracom6411]

I´m 48, you seem to be from the same age range. Yeah, the world has become just a bit more dystopic than what we were sold in the 80´s and 90´s that´s for sure. Great video as usual. For a second there I almost thought you were trying to sell this thing. lol Take care.

[@bob808]

I'm so glad you mentioned the heavy Chrysler influence. I'll take it a step further, the Lavante is an Italian Jeep Grand Cherokee. Side note: In 2019, Maserati Australia sold 482 vehicles. Mercedes Australia sold 38,604. To say Maserati is failing here is an understatement.

[@MarinCipollina]

Low sales numbers don't indicate failure. It's a niche car selling in numbers that are likely very much in line with corporate expectations.

[@wizardmix]

A car salesman covering the cars he's selling in verbal diarrhea, and rightly so. There is a god.

[@FabienTeulieres93]

Bill - I've never seen your face. And I'll probably never meet you in person. But you sir truly are a national treasure in an ocean of KZbin blandness.

[@ScrotieJohnson]

The chrysler 300 is on the lx platform which is based on the lh platform with some eclass suspension components and the lh was based on the old eagle premier.befor any one says the lh was front wheel drive, the lh was modified after 1998 to be rwd awd or fwd, they build several concepts on it in the late 1990s

[@kaltek1703]

My God.. stopped at 4 min. I love my Maserati SQ4 so does everyone who experiences it. The sound, the mystique of the Trident. Gets more looks and comments than any Benz, BMW, Audi I have even driven. I have the dope red and black leather interior. The car is Nasty. This man even said in the 1st 4 min he don't even know why he hates it. 😂🤣😂 i'mma keep paddle shifting through these streets growling down the road. Thanks 💪🏾🔱✌🏾💯

[@Hottest-in-da-Hood]

Facts...I

[@stevimichael5553]

Bill, artistry and the desire for it has diminished..there are those that still appreciate beauty, originality...most want immediate gratification, the dollar bill and will settle for second best..tx for the video!!

[@ronmccullock1407]

Here in the UK we have had temperatures of 32C, I feel your pain Bill. What ever changes are made to this channel please don't change your humour Bill.

[@Real.O.T]

“He didn’t hang around for the running of the company. He participated in art and had some wild weekends” 😂😂😂. I’m dying lol.

[@sainta2667]

I love you man , every word is gold :-) from face masks to politics to Maserati . So very very true . Been driving Maserati's for 30 YEARS - you read my mind

[@KULL3R94]

Owning a Maserati used to be prestigious, I used to never see them 10 years ago, but now they're all over the place.

[@murraycrawford2741]

Bill had a bad day...he is super happy!

[@paulyhan]

I own one, and Bill has missed the point completely, it sounds like a Masarati and has its quirks (not good) and lacks some of the modern tech, but it still makes the non-car expert driver feel great driving it. My Jaguar S-type R had the same power and was faster, but so what? His points are valid for the 5% of car experts who even understands what he's talking about. The 95% of others hear a beast sounding car and are jealous. BLUF

[@miavonni]

As soon as I open the rear door what whafts out? The smell of a Chrysler 300! Hahaaaaa!

[@loreyhoffman4084]

Good evening everyone....time to sit back, pour a drink of sparkling water ( in my case)....( put my glock to one side) ....and cozy up to the tv with brother Bill

[@demontcornelius5225]

This guy is funny.. this never gets old..

[@feg3akatrey144]

At 21 minutes into the video, I am getting a vibe that Bill might not care for the Ghibli… 🤣😆

[@texboyporsche944]

This video holds up well for 2023

[@anthonysanto9377]

"This car just pisses me off." I couldn't have said it better myself.

[@ModernHeroes]

It gets even worse in Europe where these are most commonly found with a diesel engine!

[@mrphilbert1]

When you drive one of those, you are required to wear a polyester shirt with long pointy collars. Oh, and don't forget the gold chains.

[@joespittle1]

and have one of those instagram handle stickers

[@9rows]

Corvette guy has a lock on that look.

[@SauceMan48]

Bill is right. Its really gross to me when I go back home to New Orleans and see how much uniqueness has been sold out to Big Corporate. You wouldn't think Applebees or Chilis or Starbucks could even exist in a place that had great affordable restaurants and coffee shops for hundreds of years. But yet.. Corporate Crap is everywhere even in that city!

[@jaquevius]

1:04 “like this nasty little bastard up there”. Wow, he even hates birds lol 🐦

[@jeffjones2021]

Giorgetto Giugiaro was the Steve Jobs of car designers, so many amazing cars. Bill always knows. 😉

[@matthewrosado8585]

This dude sounds liks a spoiled rich kid. Not impressed. Yes, I get that the maserati history was soiled, but geez, the car is not bad AT ALL. My buds have it. Its a good car!!

[@karitakesoff]

so many bad reviews but there are people who are pleased as well i'm stuck lmao

[@pololedodo7981]

Bill, i'm 50 and recognize myself so much in your comments, incredible! I can afford most of the Mercedes models but I drive an 07 e350. Why? Because in my opinion this model is the last Mercedes that looks and drives like a Mercedes, not a plastic christmas tree like the new one.

[@AdamAus85]

Yeah. When they started doing those horrible dual screen things, I was out.

[@silverstake88]

Youre holding back... tell us how you really feel.🤣

[@frankb4199]

Best KZbin car channel by a mile!

[@alejandrovaldivia2078]

This is the first time someone has reviewed a car and identified a car by the smell. Hahahaha great review.

[@stoneylonesome4062]

The Ghibli should be a 2-Door liftback Grand Touring coupé with a 6-speed manual transmission and a V8/V12 Engine.