“Like all of the sudden fat people care about their health. “ LOL!
@JB-zo7ln4 жыл бұрын
I think Bill is a George Carlin fan, lol
@harrisonsiegel95364 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen this video yet, but I'm guessing that Bill: 1. Complains about Marty 2. Talks about whiskey 3. Gives a 20 minute “brief history” 4. Comments on random birds 5. Complains about doing things one-handed
@slyguyaction4 жыл бұрын
Harrison, Sure to give useful tips on handy places for weapons/narcotics storage also. Just useful stuff
@tonenuff4 жыл бұрын
Harrison Siegel nailed it!!! 😆😆😆
@kiran274 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@brettb88254 жыл бұрын
Which is why watch every single one!!
@robertkopp8734 жыл бұрын
Harrison Siegel He included nit-wits & lane changers. For a bonus, referred to a 300lb health conscious shopper wearing face mask & gloves. Generally, a well presented “Bill Video”.
@gilbertjuarez70644 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine drinking around a fire listening for hours to this guy you’ll learn lots of knowledge lol really enjoy your videos
@brettb88254 жыл бұрын
I would love that!
@raylaye68942 жыл бұрын
I love it
@ahmedal-khadar39244 жыл бұрын
hi ....why shorter videos man we are staying home doing nothing pls make them longer....AHMED FROM BAGHDAD IRAQ
@0192837475664 жыл бұрын
Bill your the drug we need to keep our spirits up
@brianlee56494 жыл бұрын
Agreed, he's so fucking hilarious!
@recl9714 жыл бұрын
Amen brother
@500eguy64 жыл бұрын
Bill's commentary is pure therapy. Love his clever humor.
@billace904 жыл бұрын
Arriving at the HAIRDRESSERS convention with the TOP DOWN? LOL!!!
@joe60964 жыл бұрын
This guy has to have a social media following. His commentary is hilarious.
@Bukhaled-Bah4 жыл бұрын
Hi, how much??
@joe60964 жыл бұрын
@@blockchainsecurity He could give twitter updates on the bird situation or how hot and humid it is in Naples that moment
@kiran274 жыл бұрын
Has anyone has his pic ??
@frznaapl32694 жыл бұрын
Yes bill needs to live steam
@revinot4 жыл бұрын
@@joe6096 or muggy lol
@tonenuff4 жыл бұрын
“Power slamming Ho-Ho’s in the 7-11” 😆😆😆😆😆😆
@blex55794 жыл бұрын
now that business probably slowed down, you can give us that trip around Naples, you promised us..throw in some 400lbs ladies closeups and we`re all chipper.
@Ferraridude134 жыл бұрын
That front right quarter panel looks like it's been repainted
@rico4you4 жыл бұрын
The only Real time live Coronavirus updates ...courtesy of Bill and Auto Europa Naples! This is it. Love it....everything a snowflake needs to entertain himself..🤣😂👏
@whereisthedollar4 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, but screw the cars (which are nice). I just love Bill telling it like it is. I live in Maryland, but if I'm down that way I'm buying him a drink as a "Thank you" for a happy moment, especially now.
@slyguyaction4 жыл бұрын
I, for one, really appreciate the information on where to store infants and toddlers in the trunk...
@HipsterDoofus1004 жыл бұрын
“You know” count: 32
@egold20714 жыл бұрын
Yeah that new year's resolution to cut down on the 'you know's went out the window by about the 3rd tumbler of whiskey, lunchtime January 1st.
@HipsterDoofus1004 жыл бұрын
Elliot G Hahahahha. That’s the only reason I do this is because he brought it up. I’m not trolling him, I love these videos
@egold20714 жыл бұрын
@@HipsterDoofus100 Any proper person must love Bill's videos. His enchanting entertainment is what keeps me from buying Disney Plus, Netflix, or any other crap Snowflakes splurge their money on! #AutoEuropaNaples4Life
@andy-james-4 жыл бұрын
Bill's resigned to traffic voice, let's see if we can get by these guys. A nano second later we are banging off the redline down the inside and straight up to 80. You have to love Bill, be like Bill...
@s.m.28684 жыл бұрын
Bill I am still waiting for that guided tour of Naples! ;)
@dougnapoltes10364 жыл бұрын
Hilarious as always, Bill! Please stay healthy and well. :-)
@hectorhughes34914 жыл бұрын
Why is any 350 or 320 automatically considered as some hairdresser's car
@classic-kool4 жыл бұрын
They have a vagina ✌😂🍸
@Italy554 жыл бұрын
A four hundred pound woman coming out of Trader Joe’s!!! 🤣😂
@michaelwilliams96634 жыл бұрын
I love the story telling and their is room always for nine millimeters, or a 357 magnum, or a bag of coke. Hey Bill don't be getting no tickets man doing 85 in a 45 lol.
@classic-kool4 жыл бұрын
First offense in Florida is only a "Warning"....
@lamberko4 жыл бұрын
I like that man. The cars are just a sidekick. He could read a phone book and I would listen while grabbing popcorn. Btw I like that SLK. Especially it doesn't wear a grandpa's colour.
@chrisexperience74 жыл бұрын
I’m just waiting on an upload where Bill complains about the sky being too blue. Like “Gosh why is this sky so blue, why can’t we have a cloud or two?”
@kiran274 жыл бұрын
Chris G rotflol 😂
@Ferraridude134 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who pictures Bill as Phil Swift of Flex Tape?
@jeeper52644 жыл бұрын
Bill...I LOVE your videos but I think this is the first newer vehicle where it is totally obvious that the front end has been worked on...the worst color match I have ever seen ..I know it aint you brother BUT just sayin
@wetlookfashion48834 жыл бұрын
Come on what we really need to know about the trunk is, how many toddlers will fit.
@solid13784 жыл бұрын
Bill, you are the best therapy to help us through Covid-19. You are Pure Gold...Pure GOLDDD!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@dd29804 жыл бұрын
300 lbs plus.. but now ur concerned about ur health 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's just being honest!♥️🙏🏾🤣🤣🤣
@centaurus56764 жыл бұрын
Only 30% of this review was complaints and 70% was about the car. Please go back to the 50/50 video's, keep it miserable, complain more and help me get through another day of misery! Love that car though and it would be ideal for a barber who was going through a midlife crisis.
@drdean99134 жыл бұрын
My wife's sister drives one of these and she is a hairdresser.
@jamesfrench72994 жыл бұрын
Dr Dean a successful one.
@BoothsEurotrash4 жыл бұрын
Your videos give me a lot of entertainment... useful advice on whiskey, Chevrolet S10 exhaust modifications to avoid, gun/child/Canadian storage, weather patterns and bird reports. Check, check, and CHECK!
@ruk2023--4 жыл бұрын
I had one of these for a while. I can't tell you why but it felt so much faster than the numbers would suggest. Maybe because it's so small? I also had the 2.1 litre diesel for a while (250CDI). There is absolutely no reason for that car to exist.
@donaldclary8464 жыл бұрын
"Power slamming Ho Hos in the 7-11 parking lot"🤣. I love it. Keep up the good work, Billl!
@meximlt594 жыл бұрын
BAHAHA!!! Bill, if we ever needed something to lift our spirits, it’s now! YOU THE MAN!
@titanthompson93764 жыл бұрын
The commentary keeps getting better and better. Love the stories Bill!
@highlandmccombes4 жыл бұрын
A great way to start the day! Stay well Bill.
@wanttoplae4 жыл бұрын
I may have to self-medicate using your whiskey prescription. Great idea. Love the videos and more importantly the creative commentary. How you come up with all that off the top of your head is impressive.
@victorvictor85874 жыл бұрын
Are there No Cops whatsoever in Naples?
@Nunofurdambiznez4 жыл бұрын
He probably keeps them on a payroll....
@classic-kool4 жыл бұрын
Bill does the road tests when they're scoring a few dozen at Dunkin' Donuts 🍩 🍩 🍩...
@Nunofurdambiznez4 жыл бұрын
@@classic-kool LOL No doubt
@andrewthomason38574 жыл бұрын
The cops know that if they pull him over, they’re going to be standing out in the hot sun dealing with kids in the trunk, Canadians in the back, guns and narcotics secreted in every cubbie hole, and on and on. It’s a paperwork nightmare. So if they see him coming, they look the other way.
@EM.1.4 жыл бұрын
Bill's sarcasm and way of words are too funny and spot on! He must have made his fortune as an uncredited SNL/Larry David comedy show writer.
@michaelmartin93824 жыл бұрын
I'll use my Trump check as a hefty down payment lol we're screwed.
@fillup3164 жыл бұрын
bill's opening monologue always on point. thank god no snowflakes in the comment section, they'd melt faster than the Florida heat.
@alexshortsplus4 жыл бұрын
Ok...where can I hide narcotics and guns in that car😄😄👍🏻
@brianlee56494 жыл бұрын
Once again, thank you for putting AMG sport on a non-AMG Mercedes (like you always do), Bill! Loved the video (and your humor) as well. Powerslamming Ho Hos in the 7/11 parking lot! LOL! Another big LOL is the joke about the 400lb woman coming out of Trader Joe's, ok honestly stop, Bill! Also, when Bill floored the SLK at green lights, the V6 sounded like a Flat-6, just saying.
@ryansrides97144 жыл бұрын
Gorgeous Mercedes, love the wood trim!! Bill you are hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing about the 400lb lady eating twinkies comment!!😂😂
@dRockOhio4 жыл бұрын
Jesus. 95% of certified Mercedes salespeople (which is what I am) doesn’t know what COMAND stands for. Bravo friend 👏
@stringsattached674 жыл бұрын
I prefer the looks of the 2009 slk 350 . The 09 has that McLaren front end that just looks great in my opinion.
@dd29804 жыл бұрын
Broham..ur commentary is second to none..I love ur brutal honesty in every thing u talk about..stay safe broham from the #607 Binghamton NY
@patrickwithers20314 жыл бұрын
Bill deserves so many more subscribers. Make sure you like his videos so KZbin recommends him to more viewers. Spread the love!
@johnminshell6532 Жыл бұрын
“ your heading for the Hairdressers Convention” , that killed killed me😂
@tom55184 жыл бұрын
Bill is the real deal. I love the car lingo and he isn't afraid to use it. I'm a washed-up used car guy who can't get enough of this shit. I didn't choose the car business, it chose me. I knew I was fucked in college and this was my destiny......
@recl9714 жыл бұрын
We need more of Bill's dissertations in this world ,then we might collectively return to sanity
@yurongjiang71254 жыл бұрын
Most reliable source for situation report on COVID 19 at Florida
@chrisjohn97034 жыл бұрын
Bill, that yellow Saab is crying out for a review
@ricardohernandez50634 жыл бұрын
Literally just here for the life lessons 🤣
@jamesfrench72994 жыл бұрын
I was not the least bit interested in this car in the thumbnail but it was there and I've been surprised before and it turned out one of the most awe inspiring ones I've seen in this channel so far! Great hairdresser car with that fabulous v6!
@alfredvalrie55414 жыл бұрын
James French I agree, Bill sold the heck outta this one
@Nunofurdambiznez4 жыл бұрын
@@alfredvalrie5541 I agree with both you guys! Thumbnail.. eh... watched the video = glad I did!
@paulwhitehead61104 жыл бұрын
I've got the SLK 55 AMG with a great mixture of noise and performance. Super fun car. Love it.
@JoesGoldenGarage4 жыл бұрын
I love how bill accidentally turned into a youtube.........sensation....kinda.....soon enough....
@pauli60434 жыл бұрын
That Mercedes non-touchscreen system is a total nightmare. Way too many similar buttons too
@roberttaylor59952 жыл бұрын
Bill, please keep up your astute commentary and brilliant narration in these videos! Rob, UK.
@yeahnoway1114 жыл бұрын
its a really good looking car.
@bekabeka714 жыл бұрын
Wow that throttle response is better than most v8 heavy sluggish cars. I love 350 engines ,For such a bulletproof and good engine only 8 litres per 100km is almost as good as a small Vw polo territory on fuel economy
@the84194 жыл бұрын
Absolute funniest car reviewer 😂
@canadiankrispybacon14504 жыл бұрын
Is it just me...or is there an issue with the paint?
@robertkopp8734 жыл бұрын
I will to move to the USA so I can buy a car - any car - from Bill. It is sure to be a hilarious experience! ( ps. Bill, I am not a Canadian ).
@donaldsalkovick3964 жыл бұрын
Are you a comedian on the side? Hilarious and politically incorrect that's awesome. I love your videos man good work
@Nick9924 жыл бұрын
I watch your videos everyday, literally. Comedy gold.About 2 and a half minutes into this video i asked myself "what does any of it has to do with cars", realised how silly the question was and continued watching.I'm sure it's the videos that the government deemed essential!
@robertl.30744 жыл бұрын
Bill is so on today, I’m going to declare this video essential!!
@BEGGARWOOD14 жыл бұрын
Keep going Bill ! You are essential to us !
@Armand_yo4 жыл бұрын
Power-slamming ho-hos 😂😂😂 wow just..
@Eire-4 жыл бұрын
You're the best man
@allenwayne20334 жыл бұрын
Dude, you crack me up! You're the modern day Tom McCahill !!
@jeffwolf80184 жыл бұрын
I would think it would be really devastating on the car selling business. Nothing is open at least in the Northeast, nowhere to go, nothing to do so why would you need a car.
@robedwrds38794 жыл бұрын
Bill for President I say................and if we could have Jeremy Clarkson as prime minister over in the UK ......we could put the world to rights......nice SLK.....my wife has one.
@TJC4504 жыл бұрын
Please log back into your twitter account!
@MotleyCrewCab4 жыл бұрын
Everyone is essential, Jerk merging👍. Bill if that auto thing doesn't work out you could have a great career in Radio.
@amyexner Жыл бұрын
Love your conversation. Love “ the 400bl. Women “ so funny. Reminds me of my mother-RIP-she had a think for fat women. And..where to put the revolver…so American.
@jonboy99124 жыл бұрын
My son had one of these - they are a bit tight on the inside, you kid of wear them!
@hertzair11868 ай бұрын
Bill is absolutely brilliant….the wittiest and most humorous since Rodney Dangerfield.
@michaelmunanasi97872 жыл бұрын
"All of a sudden this 300pound plus people suddenly care about their health" I had to pause...ROTFLMFAO...oh my days
@tommyolsen82244 жыл бұрын
I love it ❤️
@larryreno82938 ай бұрын
Three years later and the commentary is still funny AF. Oh, great review of the SLK.
@gabrieles022 жыл бұрын
I'm trying to watch a review to see a car I'm thinking of buying up close and instead I hear a story of Larry and other COVID related stuff for over 3 minutes..
@jimflanagan60294 жыл бұрын
Another beautiful car Bill .
@recl9714 жыл бұрын
While you are slamming HO HO's in the 7/11 parking lot, PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO THIS CHANNEL
@tomwhite73144 жыл бұрын
Power slamming ho ho's 🤣🤣
@sgt.hugo.stiglitz38554 жыл бұрын
anyone for "Breakfast club", after hearing Simple minds-Don't you (forget About me) ? ; )
@jasonswanwick93813 жыл бұрын
Always great to get a thorough review Bill and the comedy element makes it for me! Keep them coming 👍😁
@demetriusmccullough39942 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 300 plus lbs. people slamming Ho Ho’s in a 7-11 parking lot. (Bill)
@ShortClipsForYou9924 жыл бұрын
Video is based on reviewing a car *"Proceeds to talk about fat people all of a sudden caring about their health"*
@patcurrie98884 жыл бұрын
The Crossfire was much better looking, although went bye bye in 2008
@wladimirnordemann52364 жыл бұрын
Your videos and reviews are tremendous, Bill. They are a daily delight!
@mauradavis22214 жыл бұрын
I hope you’re having famous grouse or bushmills whiskey therapy
@mathrodite Жыл бұрын
Hilarious, why confine your narratives to boring automobiles...?
@stanleymasterson11352 жыл бұрын
This car is so lame. Any MB built after the 80's isn't worth dick
@IslandbreezeMechanical4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Bill for the vid
@nadeemhamid30284 жыл бұрын
Hahah you are so funny. I love your bitching in the beginning of every video hehe
@Mr.w212 Жыл бұрын
Bill kinda sounds like he could have played ray reddington
@doctr71474 жыл бұрын
High maintenance ..hard to sell once used ..parts aren't cheap
@hotboiorlando4 жыл бұрын
what it make up for being short in the back long in the front that what she said lmao