We've got otters in our rivers, so the government added untreated sewage. That should sort them out.
@direnova62842 жыл бұрын
I'd laugh if I wasn't so fucking ashamed.
@theb1gfudge10 ай бұрын
I love how we were all laughing at America for electing Trump, and then we went and voted for Brexit AND elected Boris.
@oneoldgit2 жыл бұрын
The country is on its ass and Boris is talking out of his!
@christianlebracq19562 жыл бұрын
He's a master at avoiding the real answers to the questions asked by talking utter bollocks, and the sad thing is that he get's away with it time and time again because they let him !
@jillmortlock84392 жыл бұрын
He and t**** have the same advisors. Never answer a question.
@elbruces2 жыл бұрын
Seriously, I would love to see all the reporters just keep asking the identical same question he didn't answer, one after the other, whoever he calls on next.
@christianlebracq19562 жыл бұрын
@@jamesandrew1750 Obviously not 😂😂
@ThestuffthatSaralikes2 жыл бұрын
@@elbruces Twitter campaign to make em do that!
@ThestuffthatSaralikes2 жыл бұрын
😂 a true politician…
@leonie85252 жыл бұрын
The BSL interpreter must've been having an existential crisis with that BS.
@glazierblue5732 жыл бұрын
🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant
@Manu-Official2 жыл бұрын
Boris goes to see his Saudi mates yesterday. Today, Saudi owned P&O sacks and replaces all staff. After Rishi Sunak gave them hundreds of million in furlough money while they still make billions. There is no coincidence.
@alfredttarski45212 жыл бұрын
Dubai, not "Saudi" ...
@Manu-Official2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Watson.
@alfredttarski45212 жыл бұрын
@@Manu-Official Yeah, "Watson", 'cause all the t 0 w e l heads are the same, eh?
@leehenry57642 жыл бұрын
Saudi or Dubai?
@Manu-Official2 жыл бұрын
@@alfredttarski4521 do I spot a towel reference, looks like the spelling was carefully selected for some reason. Follow the money, both of you.
@VoteBlue4Peace-LoveInUSAagain2 жыл бұрын
I dont know how I made it through lockdown without this man in my life. Brilliant Man!
@PeteCourtier2 жыл бұрын
Makes sense. I banished him from my life due to being an insufferable and unfunny plank. So it’s a win win for us🤪 There’s a special offer on Nish Kumar. He’s a free gift.
@jessiepooch2 жыл бұрын
@otto clown
@gardeningdianne2 жыл бұрын
Out of all of this, you have to admire the people that are signing for the deaf people, or did they change what BJ was trying to say to something a little bit more intelligent.
@daxhopkins73122 жыл бұрын
I'd be surprised if there's a specific sign for half of what he says. Not counting things like nonsense; things which are most accurate, but would probably get them in trouble.
@flowergirl46122 жыл бұрын
I love Russel Howard. He is so hilarious.
@rachelcarre94682 жыл бұрын
I like Russell Howard, he’s my favourite of all the Russells. Jimmy Russell, Russell Russell, Russell Caine, all the Russells. I liked it when he ran around a bit and pulled a face, it was funny.
@stephencollins99432 жыл бұрын
H out of Steps has let himself go...
@hivemistressherguineapigfa85632 жыл бұрын
& we've only got 15 MINUTES? XD
@johnryan-he2ru2 жыл бұрын
No wonder the countries in such a mess.
@glazierblue5732 жыл бұрын
Why for the love of God! ... why do we let Boris talk in public!? Who the hell writes his speeches? Did he attend Trumps "university"?
@johnryan-he2ru2 жыл бұрын
@@glazierblue573 Says a lot about an Eton education.
@glazierblue5732 жыл бұрын
@@johnryan-he2ru I know right. Money turns people into toffy, who enjoys burning money in front of homless people... but cant seem to buy class or empathy... or decency or common sense, or in Boris case, the alphabet! Or a hair brush, come to think of it. Lol But you would think History was something they covered? So why keep repeating it?
@pearse61042 жыл бұрын
I swear Boris only says outlandish words to fuck with the sign language translator
@galaxycraft007 Жыл бұрын
0:19 I feel bad for the people doing sign language having to work out what he's saying and to then sign it.
@andreasplosky85162 жыл бұрын
Russel Howard is genuinely funny.
@SJPDurham2 жыл бұрын
I love that Russell doesn’t mince words.
@JasonColeMBCSMIET2 жыл бұрын
The beaver does not give a dam
@LadyMiir2 ай бұрын
That impression of Jimmy Carr's laugh was spot on.
@robertbell42762 жыл бұрын
Boris Johnson is the David Brent of politics.
@NuclearFridge12 жыл бұрын
David Brent with a major head injury. Johnson is just... Sickening...
@thetravellingsteampunkkitt57102 жыл бұрын
Build back beaver, Build back butter, Be ba booop Me: lol
@jonb33112 жыл бұрын
If all else fails - hide in a fecking fridge.
@J-FLaw2 жыл бұрын
We need a Prime Minister like Russell Howard ❤
@stevepursglove12242 жыл бұрын
Yep !!!!! All politicians are the same, they are all experts at dodging the question and talking total bollocks.
@blackcat37852 жыл бұрын
my favourite comedian today.he doesn't pull punches and say what he thinks.absollutely fabulous
@donjames79712 жыл бұрын
Who were those 'wankers' applauding his speach, not to mention re-electing him 'n his caucus .. ?
@oleholm56012 жыл бұрын
Sounded like Boris was doing a Harry Potter spell... And failed. "Biccus... Oh, forget it ! ".
@cavendish0092 жыл бұрын
That is where the PEPPA PIG speech came from !!????
@eciliaenelson62932 жыл бұрын
And the audience listening and clapping at his BS is just as ignorant.
@manu-tonyo96542 жыл бұрын
Calm down Mr Angry, it's a comedy set. They were applauding Russel's set up and enjoying show.
@eciliaenelson62932 жыл бұрын
@@manu-tonyo9654 I guess I should have specified whose BS I was referring to. Certainly not Russel.
@gaylegardinerankerry121232 жыл бұрын
WE ONLY GET A FEW MINUTES RUSSELL WE NEED MORE
@rucu83112 жыл бұрын
Boris got us through the pandemic as did sunak. What did Truss do.... totally shagged the arse of the UK.
@vivienbailey80792 жыл бұрын
Falling asleep in Parliament.🤣🤣
@juliankaye81432 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately it is currently “Still Talking Bollocks”.
@Nathans-Happy-Hounds2 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for the sign interpreters lol
@AllIsWellaus2 жыл бұрын
We've seen him, Boris speak coherently when he has to. When he's talking bollocks he's deflecting and painfully the British public puts up with it.
@willeisinga20892 жыл бұрын
This was a goooood show. Thanks
@lestrem112 жыл бұрын
Any jokes about Starmer proposing the monster Tom Watson for a peerage?
@ObsidianMeridian2 жыл бұрын
Dood. Blunderbus Johnson is the greatest. The greatest Testiculator ever. He talks bollocks, while waving his arms about. And everyone claps.
@MarkWilson-vk1kn2 жыл бұрын
The SADDEST part of this Boris B.S. Charade is..... WAY TOO MANY FOLK BELIEVE IT AND WILL STILL VOTE FOR HIM REGARDLESS!
@ChocoboJoe852 жыл бұрын
Here's a slogan for Russell Howard "you're not funny anymore"
@weago6662 жыл бұрын
Is GBN the British equivalent of fox news?
@anundesireduser2 жыл бұрын
pretty much. its the big tory channel
@weago6662 жыл бұрын
@@anundesireduser lol. Ok thanks.
@superpantman2 жыл бұрын
It’s probably the most far right channel at the moment. It’s not as far right as Fox, British politics is never as extreme as American politics.
@weago6662 жыл бұрын
@@superpantman ya, they are very extreme.
@weago6662 жыл бұрын
@@jamesandrew1750 so, if masks are ineffective, then why do doctors wear them in surgeries?
@edenshorthousesthouse19253 ай бұрын
What if the rivers were lowered? And had a bridge over it so its river pipes lights could be added for the fish and air ways can ne added to move rain water and flooding
@Wherethedeadwalk2 жыл бұрын
Can someone please explain the Rita Ora reference? I don’t get it
@Maerahn2 жыл бұрын
Unlike the Tory government, Rita Ora actually DID get into massive trouble for having a huge birthday party with 30+ people on a rooftop somewhere, during the lockdown when social 'bubbles' weren't allowed to exceed 5 people from your own household.
@Wherethedeadwalk2 жыл бұрын
@@Maerahn thank you! I had no idea
@0MNIPOTENTS5 ай бұрын
best attempt for a theory of everything
@0MNIPOTENTS4 ай бұрын
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@0MNIPOTENTS4 ай бұрын
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@iaotohikilisos25442 жыл бұрын
Royal jelly ?
@Lee.Willcox2 жыл бұрын
I love PMQ's Brois is comedy GOLD 😂🤣😆 You are not too bad either Russ 🤔🥱🤣 Just kidding !
@ThestuffthatSaralikes2 жыл бұрын
I seriously wondered if he was having a bad reaction to meds or some shit…
@kdeeuk2 жыл бұрын
brilliant
@Soul_404.2 жыл бұрын
But who’s Ruta?
@jonathansimpson5312 жыл бұрын
We're the rivers cleaned up?
@jaffat35602 жыл бұрын
BOBO the Clown needs to go! The country needs to stand up and sack him!
@kaynineteen33562 жыл бұрын
In Gavin Williamson's defence, I didn't know who was who. Then again I stopped following sport and started watching classics as Mickey Mouse Club House, Pepper Pig and Dora the explorer. The joys of having children!
@catlee80642 жыл бұрын
I have to ask, would he be saying the same shit if labour was in charge?
@rucu83112 жыл бұрын
Yes because they all talk bollocks and care about nothing esp the public
@catlee80642 жыл бұрын
@@rucu8311 YEP!!
@pioneer_11482 жыл бұрын
4:05 that did not age well
@brianford84932 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahahahaha!....laughed till i soiled my self............Ta chap!
@davidbaillie24002 жыл бұрын
Might wanna lay off the comedy dude, just remember, build back bladder
@nanchu21512 жыл бұрын
This guy is an 💯absolutely classic classy comedian 👏n he's funny hilarious as!! Just tops n his material is just amazingly good 👍.
@marshgatelaneposse2 жыл бұрын
Comedian takes the the pi33 out the government continuously great material
@julieleah99135 ай бұрын
Boris Johnson is more funnier than boring Starmer or Sunak 😂
@0MNIPOTENTS5 ай бұрын
Did boris have a party or summet
@ObiWanCannabi2 жыл бұрын
"is he racist or incompetent" Why not both? would have been my honest to god reply to that question
@feralbluee2 жыл бұрын
gods!!! i love this guy! he is so on point and so funny i might laugh myself to the nut farm. no - a literal nut farm - really! :) 😋🌷🌱
@rebekahcyphus23642 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for the signers
@crypticTV2 жыл бұрын
4:11 Jimmy Carr
@hughurquhart49172 жыл бұрын
He really OTTER quit !
@0MNIPOTENTS Жыл бұрын
What stuff you smoking boris?
@leechy912 жыл бұрын
Where's my nuclear bunker should be asked! Build down deeper! Gamma radiation halving factors considered! Fallout filters issued!
@ferretfriend54582 жыл бұрын
Bunkers won't help, or will these people stay down there for god knows how many years. Better to go in a blaze of glory..
@Gulliedoutbigup2 жыл бұрын
not defending Boris, but when you wanna try to make serious points it helps to be factually correct. Otters aren't randomly returning to our waters... They aren't in Singapore thinking to themselves 'Well, conditions have improved in the UK, let's move back'.
@jessiepooch2 жыл бұрын
Seek help.
@Gulliedoutbigup2 жыл бұрын
@@jessiepooch Oh, I need help? Why is that? Because Russell bought up Otters while talking about a petrol crisis? Tried to talk about how they're returning to our waters by themselves rather than being reintroduced by conservationists (aka people)? When you want to make a point and have people agree with you, it helps when everything you say is factually correct. If you get something as simple as the otter thing wrong, how am I going to be able to trust everything else that's being said is correct? Just because you're inlove with this guy, doesn't mean you need to blindly follow everything he says. Take his piece out of your mouth for a while.
@dragonicbladex75742 жыл бұрын
I mean he's not really trying to I think, he's a comedian
@Diamondmine2122 жыл бұрын
Have you ever heard the expression,the Kettle calling the pan black?, it was made for left wing comics, especially those who have the answer to everything simply by SHOUTING and bouncing up and down with rage. It’s not a pretty sight.
@WonderingSole2 жыл бұрын
You’re right. It’s not pretty, but it’s pretty hilarious
@daviddavidson61562 жыл бұрын
Ok bot :)
@anneyfrancis701 Жыл бұрын
Nurses and carers should demand money from Boris. He promised lots of money to NHS after Brexit, promised money should be taken from him.
@willeisinga20892 жыл бұрын
Boris will be NATO Chief Executive Officer Commander Marshall Admiral. That will be Fun. Leveling up NATO.
@0MNIPOTENTS5 ай бұрын
Herodotus
@cassimatchia93212 жыл бұрын
3:55 ah if only he knew what was going to happen in Ukraine.
@liligh2 жыл бұрын
Why are you not a SIR yet I have no idea.
@andimcgaw2 жыл бұрын
Boris Johnson isn't funny
@JWParkerPhDDDiv2 жыл бұрын
wait just a minute! He stole our nations slogan. USA has the slogan "BUILD BACK BETTER"
@steventhompson99412 жыл бұрын
Russell I've seen your act try the same.
@TwitchingBomb2 жыл бұрын
The sad truth is that is isn't funny at all
@tonytuhoro232 жыл бұрын
What joke terrible excuse for a government big wig no ya England
@Sam-uz7fd2 жыл бұрын
i thought who better to legalize cannabis #boris
@Sam-uz7fd2 жыл бұрын
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@Sam-uz7fd2 жыл бұрын
#giant
@Sam-uz7fd2 жыл бұрын
any status any title make up one which says consent to the legalization of cannabis.
@Sam-uz7fd2 жыл бұрын
Mr legalize cannabis, marches into supreme court and says cannabis is legal (fullstop).
@Sam-uz7fd2 жыл бұрын
medicinally legalized and a choice
@495374802 жыл бұрын
How does anybody find this failed comedian in the slightest way funny. No wonder he was heckled at one of his live performances.
@daviddavidson61562 жыл бұрын
Ok bot :)
@hainsey1232 жыл бұрын
😂🤣💖
@fibiandcuphead50422 жыл бұрын
Your Prime Minister reminds me of someone..... can't think of who at the moment but it will come, oh my dog, he sounds like that ttump** guy. Ex President of USA.
@vivienbailey80792 жыл бұрын
Russell you make me laugh.😄👍 Who needs petrol ⛽ we've got otters 🤣🤣 What are you talking about. Boris must be on drugs. Mad as march hare. 🤣 He is as bad as Biden 👎👎👎
@maggieharris37212 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
@annatanneberger12 жыл бұрын
He was funny only up to the point where he started making fun of people who have legitimate questions about orders given. Just another party hack, then. Not a real comedian.
@elbruces2 жыл бұрын
Those poor sign language interpreters...
@artursandwich19742 жыл бұрын
Russell, please - stop with the laughter tape already. Better have no sounds at all, or a swoosh of the ocean waves.
@officialteaincorporated2432 жыл бұрын
You can literally see the people laughing...
@rucu83112 жыл бұрын
Go watch someone else then, were you forced to watch at gunpoint?
@artursandwich19742 жыл бұрын
@@rucu8311 I wasn't. And I enjoyed the contents way too much to leave. But if an offer of constructive criticism is too much to take, I can shut up. Why improve after all, right?
@rucu83112 жыл бұрын
@@artursandwich1974 it is actual laughter.
@artursandwich19742 жыл бұрын
@@rucu8311 I do feel kind of foolish. I rewatched and it did look real. So my bad for the comment (with good intentions at heart). So then do you think it possible to engineer it to quieter...? I find it distracting and a bit annoying in many great panel shows, by channel 4 especially, where panelists are saying things and you can't here them over the laughing audience... Well then, grievance poured.
@taffytop2 жыл бұрын
Hey Russell, as you love playing news clips of Boris and then screaming UNBELIEVABLE and waving your hands around you'll love this one thats doing the rounds of Keir Starmer on Nick Ferrari LBC radio show this week. Sir Keir is asked by Nick 'what is a woman' sir Keir splutters and stutters then blows his cheeks out and replies 'its not as easy as that'. Keir Starmer doesn't offer any answer, this would be comedy gold for your show you could even do an impression of Sir Keirs strange voice. Is there any reason why you will never include this in your show? As you make (so called) comedy out of Boris's shoes how about some jokes about the luscious Angela Raynor ridiculous blue platform fairy shoes. Yet again you will purposely never include this in the show for your seal like acolytes. Every show you do is just Groundhog day the public are onto you.
@daviddavidson61562 жыл бұрын
ok bot :)
@cf34432 жыл бұрын
@Taffytop...Keith Starmer doesn't know what a woman Is ...I believe he doesn't lol....Diane Abbotts cognitive capabilities are a Joke...Angela Rayner Is schoolgirl Lauren from the Catherine Tate show ...and don't mention the 7 Labour MPs given Jail time or Claudia Webb threatening to attack people with Acid...or Dawn Butlers 18 thousand pound food bill and jacuzzi on " expenses" ....the Joke IS the Labour Party.
@daviddavidson61562 жыл бұрын
@@cf3443 ok bot :)
@taffytop2 жыл бұрын
@@daviddavidson6156 can you explain 'what is a woman '? When you do I'll let labour leader Keir Starmer know as he is unable to give an answer. Surly Russ can milk the life out this for comedy gold or will russ totally ignore this, yes he will.
@daviddavidson61562 жыл бұрын
@@taffytop ok bot :)
@greasby1golf8712 жыл бұрын
What's going on with the fellas hair on GB News, forget the masks!
@jazzyman42 жыл бұрын
A so called comedian who simply resorts to personal attack on people yet walked off stage when the audience disliked his contest This is not humor but a crude political attempt to sneer someone who has tried to do his best to serve the country under unprecedented times I was a Labour supporter but pleased that Boris was able to guide us through a series of serious problems The reason I left the Labour anti British party was because they have deliberately opposed and tried to interfere with every action trying to keep the UK safe And all this so called comedian can produce is a one sided personal attack Pathetic
@daviddavidson61562 жыл бұрын
Ok bot :)
@dougsmith23202 жыл бұрын
russel howard WAS funny until he went woke now its just getting boring
@landsgevaer2 жыл бұрын
Where was he woke? That 4:40 bit? I share the wokeism allergy but found this clip quite entertaining. Just because he doesn't march in the failed Brexit parade doesn't make him woke.
@dougsmith23202 жыл бұрын
@@landsgevaer not just in this clip but in general i guess he just plays to his audience
@luisespinoza83912 жыл бұрын
Woke instead of being asleep?
@gunther35272 жыл бұрын
Russell is hot, while Boris is not…🤤
@ratatat97902 жыл бұрын
i couldn't laugh..it's true but not funny that this person runs the country ffs
@Diamondmine2122 жыл бұрын
Now Russell, you know what Iv said about the HUGE bag of chips on your shoulders?. If you want to hear bollocks being spoken just switch on to any rich,left wing comic having a rant! When youve work 45 years in back breaking jobs ,being a single parent bring up 2 sons,and making sure they knew the world didnt owe them a living ,( by the way they are wonderful men now ,both teachers,husbands and loving fathers) Theres NOTHING more annoying than listening to people standing on a stage ranting and raving,foaming with hate ,trying to tell us all how they have the answer to everything,and what we should think. !!!!!!!!. People pay good money to go for a night out,nad be entertained,NOT to listen to a rant from a young man who earns his living raging about how everybody who DOESNTagree with his politics is ,thick,racist,stupid etc etc ,when they make a VERY good living by going round and round on the endless shows of other like minded comic,s chat,game,comedy shows,it,s the same old faces over and over again. JUST ENTERTAIN people, keep your opinions to yourself ,we dont want to know not at those prices anyway. And get some salt for those chips ,!!!
@gretebremseth16222 жыл бұрын
Wow! Somebody is watching GBN! 😁
@mastertrams2 жыл бұрын
So you think he wasn't entertaining his audience... I'm sorry, are you deaf to the amount of laughter in that room?? It may not be what you call entertaining, but the audience were entertained. But also, if the current Government didn't give comedians quite so much low-hanging fruit, people like Russel Howard would find other ways to entertain people that aren't "spreading hate against people who don't agree with their politics".
@choke92702 жыл бұрын
Shut up ya boomer. You are part of the problem. Bet you love Boris. Tory bootlicker.
@jamesrose67512 жыл бұрын
Have a good sook mate?
@michaelbrown1652 жыл бұрын
Why did you watch ?? Obviously you know Russell is funny that's why!! Otherwise keep your Tory loving views to yourself thanks.
@geoffpalmer64242 жыл бұрын
Russell Howard should concentrate on trying to be a comedian, he is failing at the moment.
@narabdela2 жыл бұрын
Oh, I think we all know that you voted for the witless cabbage patch kid at the last election Geoff.
@ferretfriend54582 жыл бұрын
Oh dear someone lost his sense of humour?
@cf34432 жыл бұрын
He's trying all right.
@killboggins2 жыл бұрын
Yet you brits voted for him
@ferretfriend54582 жыл бұрын
No not all of us
@jacquelineloaring24382 жыл бұрын
Don’t remind me, I actually thought he would be a real game changer, it hasn’t taken me long to realise I was wrong!!
@killboggins2 жыл бұрын
@@jacquelineloaring2438 oh if only there was any warning. Wait..
@cf34432 жыл бұрын
@@jacquelineloaring2438You would rather have Corbyn and Abbott running things then.