Avengers Endgame Alternate HISHE

[@koharuyuuki3162]

Loki went to the funeral of the guy who killed him The madlad

[@thesock1657]

"I faked my death, you really should have seen this coming. I mean, I do this, like, every other week!"

[@UchihaChikiru]

Koharu Yuuki Probably going to turn the gauntlet into a snake halfway through the service

[@themaskedmortal3561]

Loki in the past with the space stone and his helmet. Not Loki in the future.

[@jamesmoreno6775]

@@themaskedmortal3561 But.....time heist had to happen to do tha-......oh screw time travel!! Timeline nonsense! Even when simplified, still leaves unanswered loose ends. *Looks at old Cap* Yeah, I'm talking about you. Just happens to be sitting on a bench and no one noticed. *Sidenote*: would be hilarious if hishe showed bucky noticing old steve on that bench before young steve's time jump. He'd be like, bucky:"wait a minu-", steve:"sssh, it's not my time yet, go on, go"

[@xerxsesbreak8455]

@@jamesmoreno6775 My theory on that is he teleported back a day earlier to troll everybody. He then just moved over to the bench and sat there. There's no real reason for anybody to assume he'd be there, so they could've overlooked him until then.

[@nerdburger234]

“Let’s go get this son of a language...” He will never live this down...

[@Astralopithicus]

We ain't gonna let the boy live this down

[@qaasimabdul6766]

30 years from now we’ll still be talking about this

[@Compucles]

That *IS* America's language!

[@ham7357]

I don’t get it

[@eric_moore-6126]

@@ham7357 At the beginning of Age of Ultron, Cap shouted language at Tony when he swore, and the other Avengers harassed him for it for the rest of the movie. Marvel decided not to let the joke leave the movie, but the fans didn't.

[@conmanay4563]

“Nonsense, we have a time machine, there’s no rush” EXACTLY!

[@conmanay4563]

Thanks for the likes! Why didn’t they spend years planning or wait for Captain OP to be free for the mission?

[@kanyerahming]

@@conmanay4563 They had the time and didn't have to wait for OP Danvers but whatever

[@Kbro1]

Because they wanted them back ASAP but yeah they could have waited or thought it through more instead rushing to do something

[@raghunathb402]

Conmanay if you closest friends and family are dead you would want to bring them as back as fast as possible

[@Chrono_Mitsurugi]

@@raghunathb402 If i have a time machine, id want to plan it out so i dont screw it up. My family and friends mean too much for me to fail because i was impatient to get them back.

[@annaz8672]

I love how Loki is just hugging the tesseract

[@lmaoded1550]

It's his love

[@sathyanarayanay.h.9630]

@@lmaoded1550 shh sylvie may hear it

[@davidchism6081]

Loki: "My Tesseract."

[@lordbuss]

It's an emotional support artifact.

[@beatriceretops]

@@lordbuss my mind went to kotlc

[@Brucewayn2533]

THANOS: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT IDEA THOR: I saw the HISHE

[@beastmastergaming8039]

I’ll do you one better WHO DID YOU GET THAT IDEA

[@sighofrelief3466]

I'll do you one better... Why did you get that idea

[@dsasda9896]

I’ll do you one better... When did you get that idea

[@woo1164]

I'll do you one better HOW DID YOU GET THAT IDEA

[@GinoongVince]

I'll do you one better, what did you get that idea?

[@prettyapple101]

Thor: "All we need is a fitness montage and ill be fine" Me: *crying wishing it was that simple*

[@sergioguzman4550]

I feel ya

[@jcp1296]

It is that simple. It's just a 10y long montage

[@carlrood4457]

Does Thor have his own montage music or does he stick to the classics: "Gonna Fly Now", "Eye of the Tiger", & "Hearts on Fire"?

[@dannybob42]

Well they could’ve done that time thing to make Thor 5 years younger...

[@DeadeyeJoe37]

For regular humans: all we need is a diet and fitness montage spanning a few months/years (depending on how much you need to lose). Remember kids, abs are made in the kitchen. :)

[@atosimon1869]

I love the fact that they kept the kid from Iron Man 3 at the funeral

[@christopherjakel1049]

Yes and the additional footage will be him making a panic attack joke. 🤪

[@m.g.9468]

Why did they do this again?

[@yunushamzah3389]

Isn't that Anakin tho? Young Darth Vader?

[@ericfelipe4198]

@@m.g.9468 BECAUSE ITS FUNNY!

[@chanblacky]

@@m.g.9468 The kid saved Ironman's life, which allowed Iron Man to save all of the universe

[@goldendew5930]

Hulk: *Shut The Front Door!* Door: **Shuts** Hulk: *Shut the Other Front Door!* Me: *Now this is true comedy*

[@darthmaul2629]

me : shut the back door it smells bad

[@goblinounours]

When he says "Shut the other front door!" you even hear a door clapping as Thor comes in, too. ^^

[@teamdremma3904]

@@goblinounours really?

[@user-nm6od9mf5t]

@@teamdremma3904 yeah

[@teamdremma3904]

@@user-nm6od9mf5t :OOOOO IT DID? SHUT THE FRONT DOOR

[@whocares474]

"Let's go get this son of a language" They just won't let that go will they?

[@Ben-Jamin673]

Nope!

[@donaldpack402]

NEVER!!!!!!

[@sebchambers6055]

It would've been funny if Deadpool came and said it

[@Danae78]

I won't ever

[@supa_poopa2889]

who cares I’m the 200 like

[@331harrelalex9]

Thanos: Living a normal life as a peasant... Avengers: We don't do that here!

[@benw7359]

Marvel: Let’s rerelease endgame with more footage HISHE: Bet.

[@jtfdfhtcddd3416]

Ben W HISHE: hold my language

[@ironicmanx9886]

@@jtfdfhtcddd3416 I understood that reference

[@thevideoofdiariesofagregin9517]

And I understood THAT reverence

[@supernana7263]

Except I don't understand that reference

[@josephtalarigo4243]

I have reverence for that reference

[@sonimishra8326]

"He demanded too much silence" should be for Ultron. For Thanos it should be written- " He demanded too much balance."

[@melonie_1510]

for Ultron “He demanded too much peace” or “He demanded too much evolution” would probably make more sense

[@captainsprinkles6557]

“So many universes. So much chaos! They need to be silenced.”

[@shacoloco]

Marvel: We will re release Endgame next week in theaters with additional footage HISHE: Hold my beer

[@domino__effect212]

Dan-E Namikaze They say... hey we can do that too

[@dillybilly2611]

Dan-E Namikaze wait are they actually

[@dawsonhelton9172]

Yeah

[@domino__effect212]

Dilly Billy yep

[@thanosthemadtitan9702]

For how long?

[@Dlauj96]

Tony: Can you imagine if we all separated into groups and got the stones from different times? Natasha: One of us could've died O.O

[@Saigonas]

O.O

[@BackLace_pistols]

Why.

[@NarsBars]

@@Saigonas OwO

[@roaaoverthinks]

they're becoming self-aware

[@leeyubinsproperty]

Pls no.

[@janitorjim8822]

That Palpatine laugh was actually really well done

[@nacho__063]

I think it‘s the exact one from episode 9 trailer

[@janitorjim8822]

@@nacho__063 Nope, just double-checked.

[@technicgt2056]

It's from the new star wars trailer

[@kennyhelton6269]

Fellow KZbinr I thought being HISHE, Palp’s laugh would be interrupted or something.

[@starwarsunlimited3170]

STAR WARS IS BEST

[@aashkajain1579]

I love how all the villans who had no relation with the film attended Thanos funeral. 😂

[@anusreeanil6820]

They're from villian pub

[@yup5661]

Talk about spoilers 🙄

[@cybersamurai9322]

Their relationship is being villain

[@realdeadpool1017]

Spoiler allert!

[@hafizmuhammed2005]

The global villains association

[@comicnerd8028]

"Lets go get this son of a language." And also all of the villains holding a funeral for Thanos. 😂

[@justinshelton1776]

@kgoldfish What do you mean? Loki was good when Thanos killed him but that Loki was from the first Avengers movie because he got away during the Time Heist.

[@phantom1592]

Ehhhh…. Loki is... Loki. How good or how bad he is seems pretty fluid at any given time. Right down to him having taken the Tesseract and hiding it from Thor. He'll always be out for whatever is best for him... but doesn't REALLY want Thor or Odin DEAD-dead. Definitely lives in a dark grey area.

[@guyonyoutube3850]

Cap said that as soon as I read it

[@zenith2331]

Also a shark

[@princeofdinosaurs6157]

"SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!" *Literally shuts the front door* 😂

[@ryan1696]

*Literally shuts the other front door*

[@Liplop939]

The your mouth up

[@darknessking6268]

@amazing overwatch my mind was blown up hearing what tony said it could have been this simple

[@MyRegardsToTheDodo]

@amazing overwatch I thought Thor would look down and close his zipper.

[@uvularlxn9235]

I thought he said “shut the f*ck up” then “shut the other f*ck up”

[@aylwinstarosa4965]

Thanos snapped half the universe just to play FarmVille

[@somerandolad]

Yep, pretty much

[@thenerdterminatortnt8466]

Omg never saw that!

[@DashyXI]

Aylwin Sta Rosa stolen comment

[@shade08538]

Aylwin Sta Rosa 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@teodorghinea425]

IN 3DDDD

[@tylerfalch2482]

I love how this universe has two Benedict Cumberbatches

[@nikolairodriguez9180]

3 if you count Smaug

[@melonie_1510]

@@nikolairodriguez9180 That’s a lot of Blenderditch Climberhatches, that will be chaos. Now we just need Sherlock Holmes and Patrick Melrose

[@doctorjay8673]

@@nikolairodriguez9180 Four if you count Dormamu

[@Usama-iu9pw]

How?

[@munzo9334]

​@@nikolairodriguez9180 4 if you count dormamu

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

When Palpatine started laughing I thought there was going to be a spin off series

[@Werewolf_Korra]

Nah, a reference to Palpatine's laugh in the Rise of Skywalker trailer.

[@beanie7359]

lord topaz i thought he was gonna start coughing lol

[@kharnthebetrayer1985]

"All we need is a fitness montage" Lol

[@TheDymed]

Wish I had a fitness montage...

[@dbro1205]

Me too

[@TheCumberCoIlective]

Same

[@csab8642]

Wouldn't that be nice if it was that easy

[@alexandregrand-pierre1981]

They could've used Scott's truck to get Thor back to his fit body. Since he's thousands of years old, they have alot of room to work with 😂😂😂

[@TitanRockero]

1:21 Disney: "This isn't family friendly..." HISHE: "Whatever it takes"

[@akoranya769]

So true.

[@doomsday4351]

*SPOILER ALERT FOR ENDGAME ALERT FOR ENDGAME* This actually happens in Endgame.

[@natalie6811]

DoomsDay ‫ They meant the fact that it actually shows the neck stump, they didn’t show that in Endgame.

[@notatthefrontdoor8461]

@@doomsday4351 why would you comment that it's a spoiler then...?

[@Luca_505]

Which is the music playing in that moment?

[@sk8973]

Thanos: I am inevitable Stan Lee: No, you're erasable

[@johnstar8841]

Yeah so funny like Stan Lee: I brought you into this world and I can erase you out. Thanos: Oh really? Stan Lee: Erases Thanos from every single Marvel Comic

[@splatterking1171]

Inedible

[@andrebari4770]

Shut the front door

[@quillmaurer6563]

I could totally imagine Stan Lee being the most powerful superhero (or supervillain) of all by having a magic pencil with which he can erase anything or draw things that immediately become real. So basically DoodleBob.

[@copporn1615]

@@quillmaurer6563 basically rudy tabootie from chalkzone

[@lucan.6961]

Okay, Thanos's funeral is the best thing you ever done, guys.

[@sleepingdogpro]

The hilarity kept multiplying.

[@AndreNitroX]

They even got the unknown kid in the back

[@allaroundme5429]

Are they never doing the HISHE videos again? 😨

[@Radio.Jump857]

@@AndreNitroX that kid wasn't "unknown"

[@mister90210]

@@AndreNitroX which im not certain if that was to be in a play of the same kid (aparently kid iron man met in desolate town who helped him rebuild his suit in iron man 3), or if this is another rando kid

[@bouhhgz1969]

I actually got chills when Emperor said "No one is ever REALLY gone..."

[@frosted8031]

Same

[@SpectreCiNW]

"good, now plunge with all of your hatred!"

[@samareyte5677]

Good, good...

[@boblepongeborgers]

love that they included that in here

[@ShinningDStar]

Frosted 80 me too

[@horsesh8e]

HISHE: puts alternate ending for endgame Doctor Strange: *Am i a joke to you?*

[@streetshinobi1494]

Absolutely

[@Fadedbanjo]

Doctor strange: I just want tony stark dead

[@summathonuchu]

@@Fadedbanjo but why

[@NicKeLas]

Seriously, Endgame has opened the possibility of like infinite alternate endings. HISHE could make those a few years straight until everyone gets sick of it (which I hope they won't but kinda wouldn't mind several more just to prove once again the movie is not that well thought through). The only thing against that is Strange's words that there's only one way they can win, and he made that possible by giving the stone to Thanos willingly. After that, he doesn't influence anything anymore, not until they go back to New York and Bruce has a conversation with the Ancient One. And there are so many things that could happen in so many ways, and nothing's preventing them from happening. So, explaining it by "Strange made sure it all happened that way" is too far-fetched.

[@christophershen6692]

@@summathonuchu Cuz there can only be one Sherlock...

[@weezingargonian6523]

Kevin Feige: Infinity War was the most ambitious crossover event in film history. Me: Batman vs TMNT

[@u.g.3298]

Power Rangers vs TMNT.

[@weezingargonian6523]

Ulises Galaviz Nuñez, even better

[@kryptonhater6095]

"He Demanded Too Much Silence" I Just cant😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@rockyramberg226]

What's the reference?

[@beirk7919]

Rocky Ramberg no spoiler reference

[@VandalXXI]

@@rockyramberg226 "Thanos demands your silence."

[@satooru7852]

No spoilers, Thanos demands silence!

[@sandeepashwin8625]

😂🤣

[@mellonello1337]

Palpatine saying "no one's ever really gone" has way more meaning to it now

[@Goodboysforlife]

same meaning back then lol He was already announced to be in the movie by this time.

[@maryb4493]

The exact words are literally from the rise of Skywalker trailer

[@joshhirst8762]

Coming soon, Avengers 9: The Rise of Thanos; Somehow he returned

[@benross5170]

Josh Vivian another villain could unsnap him but that would make endgame pointless and they’d get a lot of hate

[@piercelindenberg6842]

Sooo... did Palpatine clone him, or something?

[@Ventenna]

“Let’s go get this son of a language” -Captain America 2023/2018 Stop arguing lol

[@timothymathetes]

LOL

[@Redmond17]

I got that reference.

[@RealMrHater]

this has 420 likes

[@Noobmaster-rc1jg]

Lol

[@fionamotzney4742]

@@user-fv3lx1ln4e nope 2023 it's five years after the snap in 2018 cause that is when Infinity war took place

[@riyansaini36]

Fun fact : All villans are at Tony's house on the thanos funeral..😂

[@gigachad6015]

Ik

[@riyansaini36]

@@gigachad6015 ?

[@gigachad6015]

@@riyansaini36 ?

[@riyansaini36]

@@gigachad6015 ipost pubg funny videos

[@luminarkofhihi7221]

Uuuuuh, yeah?

[@FutureDeep]

Dr. Strange: There is only one outcome where we can win. Wong: Yeah, but I bet HISHE does it better.

[@seunosewa]

The only one outcome thing is a very neat trick that can only be used once. We won't buy it when other movies try it.

[@inkterp5322]

Hah! WONG!!!

[@kaineparker6574]

"Who?"

[@LonesomeBossDaily]

I saw flaw in this logic, where's the part of where hulk snap everyone back

[@tyborbat]

i love how the random kid from iron man 3 is also at Thanos's funeral

[@HarleyBB]

Poor Harley. He helped Tony so much in Iron Man 3

[@earthenjadis8199]

I'm pretty sure it's meant to be that kid that helped out Tony Stark in Iron Man 3.

[@kjarllan7097]

@@earthenjadis8199 what do you mean, "' it's mean to be that kid...." It's Him. same character, same actor

[@truthhopelove]

I thought that was the kid from The Omen.

[@sunnysidesouffle8348]

I thought he was Jason Dean from Heathers 🤣

[@subsetgamingyt9524]

Emperor:”No ones ever really gone.” *Star Wars theme starts playing*

[@subsetgamingyt9524]

Ponian KZbin Have you seen The Rise of Skywalker trailer?

[@davidskrokov7724]

They just should go back the time when thor was throwing his axe at thanos, chop off his head, take the gaulet, go back and snap the finger. That is so much easier

[@StrangeBrick408]

They wouldn’t need to snap tho if they did it before Thanos snapped

[@SoWhat1221]

@@StrangeBrick408 Yes they would, because in their original timeline everyone would still be dead. This is a pretty major plot point in the movie, and the entire reason why they didn't just go with the "strangle baby Thanos" plan.

[@Agent-57]

@@SoWhat1221 no basically they would have lived in that timeline there are major plot holes in endgame

[@SoWhat1221]

@@Agent-57 They would have lived in the timeline they went to, yes, but not the one they left. I agree that there are plot holes, like the captain america thing at the end, but aside from that, they pretty clearly laid out how time-travel works in that universe.

[@Agent-57]

@The Aweome this is how it works and they can take the infinity gauntlet to there time line and restore every one

[@jonathanw1019]

That funeral was perfect. I had the same reaction as I did in the theater: "Huh...Who's that kid?"

[@kludd1479]

The kid at the funeral was the boy from iron man 3

[@dominicd3860]

@@kludd1479 Yeah, but that's in the movie. Someone else said that the Alt HISHE funeral had Damien, but I'm not sure if it's him.

[@DanGod07]

I thought it was the Brightburn kid but I'm probably wrong.

[@figmenter]

I thought it could also be Damien from omen. Or something. There are a lot of villainous kids in movies. 😂

[@marcw6875]

Yeah, I didn't catch who it was on my first viewing either. Of course, I saw it in several places online within the first 24 hours and then I was disappointed in myself for not recognizing him.

[@alexgaray1216]

Wow! The massive villain shot was genius, and unexpected!

[@haplo781]

Harley was in this one too

[@ZaxorVonSkyler]

And the Kid from Iron Man 3 was there!

[@n0where189]

@@haplo781 yeah I was wondering about that tbh....

[@nont18411]

Daniel Outhier Because he is also a villain *Kang the Conqueror*

[@helton3425]

That wasn't the kid from Ironman 3 that was the Green Goblin

[@respecttheduck4770]

Plunge with all your hatred! -Emperor Palpatine 2019

[@TheUltrasora]

I read this before i saw that. I thought it was a more of a stabby plunge.

[@Sagitta62]

there a lot of Hatred in the bowl

[@TaskForce_911]

Captain America : Let's go get that son of a language. 😂

[@whatthedogdoin2306]

Shut the front door

[@Southern_Webhead]

*When Thanos died again* Me: Woohoo!!! *Thanos funeral* Me: I’m not crying! You’re crying!!!

[@troillandford7679]

I read this in Keanu's voice

[@peytongarcia2654]

No I liked thanos. And Thor broke the no killing rule now batsman will get him

[@ardcsahin8849]

me too!

[@84jesterx]

But no one's really gone

[@BrassFeline]

Lol

[@slimeycedric]

Tony : Harley, what are you doing at Thanos' funeral?

[@thatoneguywithoutmilk]

Ha

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

Also, was that Jabber Jaws?

[@FishTheJim]

@@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 No that is the Hishe version of Jaws and yes there is a remarkable similarity to Jabber Jaw.

[@zgodzilly7758]

U mean Harley?

[@justcalledkatie]

harry? you mean harley right

[@thatoneguy3826]

I dont know why,but the "Shut the front door" got me too well

[@axolotl2686]

"Shut the other front door"

[@chyzariff]

No one Captain America: Lets go get this son of a language

[@ellietoshinori2811]

Go let's get this Son of a Language! ~Captain Steve Rogers

[@MichaelGaryScott90]

*Syntax means nothing anymore.* *That's what she said.*

[@smh1009]

"He demanded too much silence" I'm quaaaacking yallll

[@sophielind117]

SMH ` I’m Mary Poppins y’all

[@bnop1238]

Are you a duck?

[@rifutokarano]

Language

[@rnjesusking7148]

I like how it's every villan at the funeral

[@smh1009]

@@bnop1238 yeah it appears so lol

[@nathanseper8738]

The way Palpatine said "no one's ever really gone" was so bone-chilling.

[@mk6rfc1]

Probably a shoutout to Luke’s line to Leia at the end of Last Jedi

[@IAmTheRealSteven]

@@mk6rfc1 It's a shout-out to the Episode 9 trailer

[@bayleeacreman4873]

Reno Thomas no it’s a line palpa did in the new Star Wars trailer

[@MyBlackandRedCZ]

And his laugh too.

[@ryanrod6990]

@@mk6rfc1 yeah and they reused that line in the trailer for Rise of Skywalker, right before showing the ruins of the deathstar and Palpatine's ominous laughter.

[@kaylaheinrichs9484]

“Let’s go get that son of a language” I can’t stop laughing

[@pxngwing]

"Let's go get this son of a language." ~Steve Rogers 2019/2018 or whatever timeline they're in.

[@KingReprisal]

2018*

[@letuanhuynguyen6079]

2023*

[@spooder-man4151]

@@letuanhuynguyen6079 *four years later

[@ameeramehyar]

2018**

[@aaditb5149]

Technically it's 2018

[@reneehoenicke4765]

I'm starting to think Strange just wanted Tony dead 😂

[@underratedcritic1983]

Tony could have just flown up to Carol and have her or Thor snap.

[@bartoszsomka2103]

Actually he could use every power of Stones to kill them all without snaping

[@manan258]

There can be only one sherlock in this marvel universe.

[@Six_To_One]

@@manan258 Now that makes a whole lot of Sense 😂 🤣

[@FirstNameLastName-tm4tg]

@@Six_To_One does it tho? Cause RDJ is free for Sherlock 3 while Sherlock has no updates of new season... Seriously even re: zero got a new season announced... I miss Sherlock

[@MinniKND]

I love this ending. And the Palpatine refence is gold.

[@nicolasgamer3.049]

Reference for the final of the first trailer of star wars 9

[@MinniKND]

@@nicolasgamer3.049 that's right

[@ganendraabybhamakerti2829]

"No one's ever really gone," The Rise of Skywalker reference. And BTW there is another Star Wars reference here, it's from The Force Awakens where Thor said "You probably didn't recognize me because of the beard... and the hair" which originally is C-3PO's line, "You probably don't recognize me because of the red arm."

[@SomewhatSlightlyBored]

correction: The Palpatine reference is gooood.

[@ColinCartoons]

Yeey!

[@Shadowvein9014]

“Time to get this son of a language.” Me: what? Me 5 seconds later: oh... AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@LongLostYellowRanger]

I caught it a few seconds late too lol!

[@krishkalra756]

I still dont get it

[@Shadowvein9014]

@@zraie2455 AH yes that was a long time ago I get it i just explained it the wrong way

[@Shadowvein9014]

Surprised this kind of comment that a kid would make got so many likes. Ty

[@tharunaaananth8512]

Loki went to the funeral of the guy who killed him. What an absolute madlad and champion

[@kitty2katniss]

Different timeline

[@bulldawg986]

Lol 2012 Loki with space stone is still employed under Thanos

[@DgardsGaming]

@@bulldawg986But that didn't happen in this HISHE cause they didn't go back to mess that up.

[@EmeraldGaze18]

Loki Honey, WTF are you doing there!?

[@rfresa]

It seems unfair that Loki is welcome in the Villain Pub but Darth Vader is not. I guess it's just the owner's bias.

[@estevanrivera735]

Mcu : we will have the greatest crossover in cinematic history. Hishe: hold my beer

[@rocketgroot4311]

*Old My Beer* ? ..

[@justfr4nk468]

looks like you are missing something over there

[@snackermantm105]

*Hold My Beer**

[@helton3425]

Thor:I shall

[@oresti9271]

Thanos snapped the letter H 😂

[@PobonsPing]

Let's go get this son of a *Language* "Perfectly balanced as all things should be"

[@henrydelazerda5064]

Did you do it Yes What did it cost Language

[@PobonsPing]

@@henrydelazerda5064 😂😂😂

[@timechick2]

HISHE's Hulk is so cute when he says "Time Travel".

[@starwarsunlimited3170]

"No one's ever really gone" -UNLIMITED POWER BECAUSE I'M PALPATINE MAN 😈😈😈

[@starwarsunlimited3170]

Palpatine is stronger then Thanos,muhahahahahahahaha

[@lindseyb2802]

1:52 Loki why are you at Thanos’ funeral HE KILLED YOU!!

[@aeonaf.6923]

Shh don't question it

[@lindseyb2802]

Ok ok..🤭

[@moomoomachines7193]

Lindsey B Well in the alternate time line he technically could’ve survived.

[@HxH_Jota]

I think thats the other timeline loki since he is with the teserract he can be there

[@HellishSpoon]

Teserract is one of the stones How would he able to have it

[@bruhh489]

The fact that the kid from Iron Man 3 is in the funeral is funny enough itself.

[@anthonymedina9425]

I thought it was supposed to be Damien

[@plaguechan]

he came to the wrong funeral by mistake

[@davidschofield345]

I assumed it was teenage Tom riddle

[@leandroroman7053]

Some theories say that he could become Kang the Time Conqueror.

[@izzfizz9721]

I thought it was Harry Osborn

[@skyriver9525]

0:20 THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING!

[@fm_0523]

They don't know the exact day and the exact time he did it, so they can't randomly travel to somewhere in time

[@skyriver9525]

@@fm_0523 They actually do know when he did it. Remember when they got a reading that the stones were being used again? That was Thanos using the stones to destroy the stones. It was how they found Thanos, and he likely destroyed the stones at that place. All they needed to do is travel to a few days before then.

[@fm_0523]

@@skyriver9525 oh, ok

[@user-lh8ej7oh5i]

@@skyriver9525 Thanos would have killed them. Don't forget what happened in Endgame. Like he will murder them. None of them can take on Thanos individually or together. Iron Man and strange only put up a fight in infinity war cause Thanos wasn't bloodlusted. In Endgame you saw what happened when Thor and Ironman teamed up. When Thor and worthy cap teamed up.

[@skyriver9525]

@@user-lh8ej7oh5i They could have studied his sleep schedule and taken them when he was asleep. Or surprise attacked him.

[@Cokedlr]

"This Avengers timeline is more screwed up than our timeline" - magneto at the funeral

[@thehiddenninja3428]

How did Cap live into the original timeline? Was he snapped and brought back?? How is he not in the timeline where Thanos dissappeared into the future and was never seen again??

[@kieran10202]

@@thehiddenninja3428 because ant man's magic time van lets you create alternate timelines and jump in and out of them at will, which if you think about it makes ant man more powerful than the infinity stones.

[@ccgasdf]

Corporate Commander too?

[@uoehsfgu]

kieran10202 well it’s not ant man that understands it, it was iron man(tony stark) which made him more powerful, but now he’s dead so anyone who knows about the quantum realm ‘is more powerful’

[@leoda9215]

Not really tho. They make it very clear that every time they go back to the past and change something it creates a new timeline eality that they live in until they come back to their original timeline at will. It's more like reality-hopping than time-hopping. Cap went back in time and lived his life out with Peggy, creating a new timeline where there was two of him, the one where his body was still frozen in the water and the original Cap who's adventures we followed since 2011. Cap then returned to his original timeline after living his life to the fullest with Peggy. And then when it was time he found the Scott Lang\Tony Stark from his own timeline and got them to send him back to his original timeline which is the timeline\universe where all the movies and TV Shows are set and the one we've been following since 2008.

[@nikhilhenry4015]

"They said It was a Wedding " - Joker

[@BryantamaArt]

hahahaa

[@imonsanyal]

Said*

[@myHandle42]

When there’s not enough front doors to smash- SHUT THE BACK DOOR

[@t1m0d77]

Gauri Agrawal congratulations “sigh”

[@thatoneguywithoutmilk]

No yay shut the front door

[@abdullahsikander8919]

Gauri Agrawal smash or shut??

[@phantomtigers3465]

"Now let's go get that son of a language" Couldn't have said it better

[@shad0w03am]

Omg that Darth Sidious reference 😂😂 *noones ever really gone*

[@lorrainemaharaj2800]

Minefox02 YT I think Luke Skywalker said dat first in the new Star Wars movie (trailer) instead of Darth Sidious

[@shad0w03am]

@@lorrainemaharaj2800 yeah he did but Darth Sidious was the one laughing after it :)

[@adityaranjit]

@@shad0w03am You are aware of the fact that the Emperor IS Darth Sidious right?

[@timmywa]

GOLD!

[@varunkoonjah8863]

I hope that there will be a HISHE for the trailer of star wars 9

[@katydevine-tschida3478]

Anyone notice Loki is at the funeral despite Thanos killing him.

[@danielwanger5919]

No one's ever really gone... hahaHaHaHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@calebcardinal3867]

that loki is the one that escaped with the tessaract in 2012 so hed still be serving thanos, not the main timeline loki who is dead

[@elianwilliams]

Caleb Cardinal except in this hypothetical universe they never went back to New York since they just got all the Stones from Thanos, hence 2012 Loki would have never had the chance to escape

[@calebcardinal3867]

Elian Williams ahhh yes good point

[@mekkiepoo]

A few episodes ago Loki showed up at the pub laughing about how he faked his death again.

[@simplymarvelousliving]

And they say the MCU has too many characters... What about the HISHEU? They have everybody in every universe 😂

[@jayseasonevanoff]

Except mission impossible xD And probably the fantastic four

[@diooverheaven4317]

They'll probably make a HISHE of the Fantastic Four when Disney makes a good movie

[@meethindocha1824]

Apart from the older supermans, Original kingkong, jungle book, cartoons like Tom and Jerry , GOT .

[@streetshinobi1494]

HCU***

[@weather9405]

Meet Hindocha he only makes hishe on movies not on series. it will be fun he did tho.

[@BjotSingh07]

"No one's ever really gone.". I think he broke the fourth wall. Any Jedi here?

[@somethingdumb5881]

Thanos: I am inevitable Vondu: I’m Mary poppins y’all *snap*

[@TamTroll]

Groot: I am Groot!

[@Quetzal00358]

I am Steve Rogers

[@zajet9227]

My favorite Guardians of the Galaxy character, Vondu Wait something’s off in that name...

[@ash4760]

I am Iron Man

[@mr.qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcv3077]

“I am inevitable” “I am Groot!” “I am Steve Rogers” “I am Thor, Son of Odin” “I’m Mary Poppins y’all” “I am Iron Man”

[@johanll6321]

Loki holding the tesseract at Thanos’s funeral like its his baby 😂

[@emmaanderberg7523]

😂

[@evolvingsoul2370]

😂 He truly does have an obsessive relationship with that thing.

[@monkegeneral6029]

😂

[@pinkfox08.f28]

He truly loves his tesseract 😂

[@sapphire-songbird]

IT IS HIS BABY!!!!!!!!!

[@jaseyrae338]

“Let’s go get this son of a language.” Steve you never fail to make me feel happy. edit: I know people like this are so annoying but thank you all so much for so many likes! This is the most likes I’ve ever had on any comment ;w;

[@GinoongVince]

And also make us Cry 😂

[@melonie_1510]

Steve was right in age of Ultron. “Language” isn’t going away any time soon 😂😂

[@kevinolmedo675]

-Mum can we have HISHE? -We have HISHE at home HISHE at home:

[@mysticalmusic3]

*"No one's ever really gone..."* High quality.

[@anjaneyasreetrout2444]

Ever*

[@hellzila]

Who is that character?

[@user-fh5ov4tu2j]

@@hellzila Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars

[@arneshkumar7915]

I heard this in the video right when I saw your comment lol

[@hellzila]

@@user-fh5ov4tu2j thank you

[@timacorn2536]

thor: hold my beer thor: wait give it back

[@thor0909Sanket]

Old joke

[@kermitthefrog1042]

Old joke

[@TitanRockero]

@@thor0909Sanket A good old joke*

[@ohyeahitsbigbraintime9878]

@@kermitthefrog1042 a really good old joke

[@max1muslegend772]

your_ instincts an amazing old joke

[@borgorbuger]

Loki in every movie: I AM GRABBING THE SQUARE THINGY

[@sangenan1]

Texarect

[@MewMewSun]

@@sangenan1 Tesseract

[@wet0wl]

Well in Thor it’s the Casket of Ancient Winters that he wants so not just tesseract although it does still qualify for ‘THE SQUARE THINGY’ although it’s handles give it the illusion of being rectangular

[@KevinIsNice6984]

@@MewMewSun teslaract

[@ranganathan8629]

In what software/app does he edit the videos???

[@phillipgriffith907]

As a fan of villians, the funeral for Thanos made me emotional. THANK YOU HISHE.

[@saintniccage2818]

I lost it when predator has to comfort alien....hahah brilliant

[@leppp9002]

Soooo basically this is a How How Avengers Endgame Should Have Ended Should Have Ended

[@Nugcon]

exactly

[@beanloss4277]

This hurts my brain

[@vipulmaddi3716]

Hhisheshe

[@mr.musical1853]

I completed your 500 Likes

[@Soul93Taker]

Congratulations, you broke my mind.

[@sumantamal91]

So Benedict Cumberbatch was present in both funerals 😄

[@kentrussel9221]

Wdym?

[@MichalKaczorowski]

@@kentrussel9221 As Dr Strange and Khan ;)

[@gamo_1235]

Same as the boy from Iron Man 3

[@matheussanthiago9685]

you mean Beneficent Connecticut?

[@Alvaldong]

No, his name is Blended Cucumber

[@Jacob-ht7im]

This made Endgame hilarious instead of depressing. Thank you HISHE. I thought Endgame was my favorite Marvel movie. I was wrong. THIS is my favorite Marvel movie.

[@aryanraj627]

THE ALTERNATE FUNERAL SCENE WON MY HEART. HISHE YOU DESERVE THE LOVE❤

[@randomravenclawthefirst5306]

The scene at the end when the villains held a funeral was hilarious

[@starlightseason1462]

To me it was sad but yeah

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

It’s just to good!!!

[@user-vr8fs8gg6h]

Its genius

[@starrynights1067]

Loki has tHE TESSERACT AT THE FUNERAL, I'M WHEEZING

[@ThePreciseClimber]

I mean, wouldn't you?

[@albertschoise8091]

I'd have taken the casket of ancient winters honestly

[@arianameinking688]

Pretty sure that's the Loki from the alternate universe....

[@arianameinking688]

@Mohammed Barwani Yeah, but he has the Tesseract... in the original universe, it's sorta kinda in pieces.

[@khalshemraj]

I love how bowser and a shark are just casually at the funeral

[@tylercoley5563]

The shark is jaws

[@BlueTemplar15]

@@tylercoley5563 Can't wait for the Shark-mance after the new Suicide Squad !

[@varric]

Bowser is a villain.

[@svisuals4932]

Front Doors: *Exists* Prof. Hulk: _Shut the front door!_

[@marcusward6235]

"Which one?"

[@abhilashsaha6098]

Prof. Hulk: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

[@featgoose972]

How do u get that font

[@beepboop6530]

@@featgoose972 put these * in front of ur text and on the end. Like this. * lol * so it can look like this *lol*

[@featgoose972]

@@beepboop6530 I mean the second font I know how to do that one but thanks and make sure to subscribe

[@willdabeast8509]

Marvel: We’re rereleasing Endgame with a post-credit scene. Everyone who went to see Endgame: Are we a joke to you?

[@johnwright6706]

It's a money grab, and they are actually being honest that that is the reason. Or at least that's what I gathered from the article I read. "We want to beat Avatar's box office numbers."

[@ff8fan266]

I'm going to wait a few days and watch it here on KZbin. :P

[@thechief1997]

@@johnwright6706 To be fair Avatar has been rereleased at least once now, and James Cameron has been quoted that if Avengers beats it, he'll just keep rereleasing it until he has the title again.

[@Vitor7lm]

Yeah we are.... BUT I AM PROUD OF IT! I WILL WATCH IT AGAIN!

[@willdabeast8509]

Avatar is, and will remain the most overrated movie of all time. It DEFINITELY doesnt deserve to be the most successful film ever.

[@aureliuswirawan4502]

Whe are exctitingly waiting for the animation of cap returning the stones!!!! Don't let us down HISHE!! we love you

[@theleader7032]

00:14 « shut the front door » it’s just the beginning and I’m already dead

[@manasrastogi9238]

May your soul Rest in peace ☮️

[@atuka380]

"SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!" *The front door shuts*

[@arianameinking688]

*shuts

[@arianameinking688]

LMBO

[@rottinglotus1442]

Atuka Antman: let’s go through the back

[@ausername5410]

Atuka SHUT THE OTHER FRONT DOOR

[@vincentzhou824]

The front door shots... nice

[@ramosdot]

Thanos : How? Im waiting for Batman to interrupt with "ITS BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!!!"

[@mehdihoseyni97]

Me 2

[@jerremeyeo452]

@TheBlondie hhhhhhhhhyu enjl

[@luciferseventh1679]

“Plunge with all your hatred” “The toilets aren’t going to clean themselves” 😂😂😂

[@mehdihoseyni97]

And he said Good, goooooood So funny

[@zanderblankenship3849]

It was my time.

[@englishlady9797]

Palpatine is the villain of all villains! 😆

[@johnstriker480]

That Spongebob title "One fitness montage later..." was GOLD! xD Edit: Thanks for all these likes, makes my day

[@ian74747]

*montage

[@thaiinh3988]

Old but Gold

[@highground673]

@John Striker I’m your 1k like

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

One fitness montage later...a SpongeBob reference in a Endgame ending, nice

[@MysticOceanDollies]

Avery The Cuban-American and we meet again

[@M.W.S123]

0:48 I wish Stark said 'language!' to Cap when he swore

[@Cal-qx1gm]

Cap:lets go get this son of a Stark: language mother f… Endgame theme song pops up There’s something wrong with me

[@raykazmi8521]

He.....wasn’t there when he swore

[@stephensu4371]

son of the language😂

[@aquatargamer4704]

One” fitness montage later” is a great dialogue

[@homeagainandagain]

Loki at Thanos's funeral: clutches tesseract sadly

[@AkiraHisyamHobbiezz]

@Ram Lal it loki from 1st avengers.

[@AkiraHisyamHobbiezz]

@Ram Lal it loki from 1st avengers.

[@sureshshivasharan8450]

@ram lal he is loki man , god of mischief he would have faked his death and had done many times .

[@artursbruveris3668]

@@jellyfishi_ l0l

[@artursbruveris3668]

@@jellyfishi_ l0p

[@sentinal_entity]

_“Aw man! I was like, gonna go up his but and like, make him explode.”_ -Hishe Ant-Man 2k19

[@UltimateZenith]

I thought I was the only one wondering why the Avengers didn't do this.

[@GrandHighGamer]

Because Thanos could just snap them out of existence probably. Plus they'd be creating an alternate timeline (since they're only borrowing the stones) that gets confusing. Do they just leave the stones and hope the alternate-past avengers still find it? Do they hand them to a very confused set of avengers in that alternate past? It gets... confusing.

[@marasdondurmasi718]

@@GrandHighGamer Nah man you re wrong. I love marvel but thıs video damn...

[@poisonousedward343]

because this would cause a lot of death in the other reality. Avengers are not cold-blood

[@rishit74]

It ends the movie too quickly

[@harrambou9468]

A J I KNOW!

[@DeVil-df4xg]

Nat: lets visit avengers 1, Thor 2, and gotg Tony: nah, let's visit garden five years earlier

[@dearthofdoohickeys4703]

So technically this video is a HHISHESHE: How How It Should Have Ended Should Have Ended.

[@TRS99999]

I read the abbreviation a few times to figure out what it is only to read the sentence after it lol

[@dariol970]

Basically ... you're right.

[@Leptitsingerouge]

HISHECEPTION

[@greninja49]

@@TRS99999 same

[@thetruebleu014]

Dearth of Doohickey’s I read it as “How HISHE Should Have Ended”