Every Joke In Avengers: Age Of Ultron

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[@lyrainvisa6880]

Robert Downey Jr. and his little yay! After finding the secret door.

[@AB-cm8rf]

I knoowww lol

[@colleenross8752]

Improvised!

[@lyrainvisa6880]

Colleen Ross I know right but it's so cute!

[@pickledtoes624]

Ikr sooo cute :3

[@zernek9199]

Lyra Invisa honestly me

[@hellokindsir7237]

Tony: “C’mon guys let’s talk..... that was a nice talk.” Person: “no it wasn’t!”

[@eliasa.anzola2483]

HI

[@CabezasDePescado]

bad joke

[@EricCarrF]

not funny at all

[@its_jonnyboi7061]

The voice made me laugh

[@basedrei3529]

The only comment I found so far thats more than 1 month old

[@aliasred28]

i love how steve says " You know i really miss the days when the weirdest thing science ever created was me"

[@intellectualrebel5340]

This is such a Steve thing to say.

[@NatRomanoff58]

"Please be a secret door, please be a secret door, please be a secret door...Yay!" Tony's childlike excitement always makes me smile.

[@raven4k998]

shit Language wait no ones going to say anything about cap saying Language

[@rb4632]

Same 😁

[@starlightgacha4744]

“It was a good talk” “ ⁿᵒ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢⁿᵗ”

[@6TH]

hahhahahahaahha

[@brickbraker5033]

My god I cried laughing 😂😂

[@analis_s]

In my language they missed that line. There was some sort of: let's discuss everything peacefully, *shoot*, peace be with you

[@nahuelahpa1881]

the “ ⁿᵒ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢⁿᵗ” ruins the joke, but that is disney for ya

[@ZeroGgamer]

@@nahuelahpa1881 na it makes it funnier

[@itsd3vi155]

"Who gave the order to attack?" "Sir its the Avengers" "Can we hold them?" "ThEy'RE tHe AvEnGeRs"

[@micazdimm4202]

*They're

[@paigewilder9259]

@@micazdimm4202 it’s either one

[@Tharja-iBW]

@@paigewilder9259 no it isn't

[@Kibbuster]

@@paigewilder9259 no it isn't

[@icewallowcome9168]

@@paigewilder9259 your brain is gone

[@aimanisahac]

Age of Ultron was the last movie where the Avengers acted more like friends instead of a team. I miss it

[@sid5092]

Same. Tbh it’s (to me at least) the only movie where they felt like an established team. The first movie did a great job of establishing the conflicts between them, then having that conflict be solved. And after this movie, they’re not together again until Civil War where there were, you know, civil war-ing.

[@muffinman3052]

@@sid5092 Civil War hits so much harder after seeing them as such a strong team here. This is what Zemo took from them

[@-Grovesy-]

"They used it to make a frisbee" Ok, Ultron. I'll give you that one. It was good.

[@jupitersnoot4915]

The fact that someone responded with "No, it wasn't" to Tony's "Good talk" is just the best part of that whole joke

[@Amariirose]

Thats what made it even more funny

[@mondo2923]

not sure if it was or wasnt improv for the "No it wasn't" line

[@doge896]

@@mondo2923 prob inprov

[@ahumanbeing0208]

True... So true..

[@AdzzieMac]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gZ6vnGaZmpitbpI

[@katrinahill4180]

"Please be a secret door. YAY" I CAN'T

[@gilessaint-loup2426]

Totally improvised.

[@Frostflower-tn1ne]

I love his cute little yay! It's one of Tony's cutest moments!

[@atomicdragon4944]

Improvised but funny

[@ytsn_THE_OG]

I've looked that up on multiple occasions lol

[@ytsn_THE_OG]

@@gilessaint-loup2426 always lol that's what makes Tony, RDJ and not the other way around

[@BR3ACH3R]

"Oh, I'm decrypting nuclear codes and you don't want me to" -Tony Stark

[@infinity-prime4589]

Such an underrated line lmao

[@professionalballsinspector2006]

If you take away all the action and violence away from this film, you're pretty much left with an episode of Friends

[@AnDRe-ix6ps]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 true

[@MANJYOMETHUNDER111]

And if you keep it in, you're left with an episode of Buffy.

[@313Yuta]

Hence wandavision

[@nadiahapsari3359]

Tbh,that's what the Avengers' relationship are

[@Thefrogking234]

Lmao

[@rosessanctuary2975]

"Steve doesn't like that kind of talk." "YoU kNoW wHaT rOmAnOfF-"

[@bigt100]

She made the kinkiest face😳

[@idontreadreplies.252]

😏

[@soccerruben1]

DAMN, NAT!

[@johnassimakopoulos8954]

7:43

[@poeticreign6050]

"Anesthesia was invented 1846." Doctors in 1845: 6:13

[@sashatrajkovski8327]

😂😂😂

[@trihermawan9553]

Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep!!

[@connection_lost7038]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣

[@Vhsoks]

Go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep 😂

[@VelvetRedYT]

This is me and my bro trying to kill each other

[@mephostopheles3752]

I’m glad Clint got to show off his “I have no idea what’s going on and everyone is annoying” mood in this film.

[@bonkingtimez]

10:05 this is honestly my favorite line in all of marvel cinematic history

[@killboxonealpha9078]

hahahaahahahahahahahaha

[@yufi305]

Agreed 😂

[@thatguy3221]

😂😂😂

[@cb-xu4lh]

1:03 that is the purest “yay” I’ve ever heard

[@mellaroonie394]

I AM WATCHING IT ON REPEAT ITS TOO CUTE AHHH

[@gerlsey]

yey

[@kanopus2669]

He’s a beby how could he hase a children’s🥺?

[@kobe95wazzup]

@@kanopus2669 wat

[@kanopus2669]

@@kobe95wazzup tony when he said “yay” i felt that he’s still beby so how he could has margon (his daughter) I know it’s stupid but I love it 😭😭

[@fufafamily1090]

Natasha: "anyone wanna deal with that bunker" bruce: *calmly overkills bunker* Natasha: "..... thank u...."

[@kexard]

I like the implication that Bruce could have been less calm about destroying a bunker XD

[@kristencgartner]

*hulk

[@lunatheavatar9248]

Lol that was cute !

[@SpecialProjectY]

Calmly? Thought Hulk superpower was him being always angry...

[@alexandrews5249]

@@SpecialProjectY well yea but he has other feelings not just a ball of anger like for instance if everyone stoped calling him Bruce he might be just a tad bit nicer

[@dancerx411]

“It was good talk (Tony)”, “You didn’t finish (Cap)” and “I’m listening (Loki)” all have the exact same vibe lmho

[@LilySteph1949]

He said it as I read our comment lol

[@Tamlyn15]

​@LillianSteph1949 the most perfectly timed moment

[@CanaldoPortador]

10:16 among all people Cap was the one who almost doomed everyone for the sake of cracking a joke on Ultron lmao

[@whatevermanh7657]

among

[@anxiousearth680]

How so?

[@whatevermanh7657]

@@anxiousearth680 maybe because the one robot that fell didn't die. it could harm some people down there

[@Mtab2260]

@@whatevermanh7657 because of gravity and physics when that thing touches the ground they’re gonna need one helluva spatula to clean it up. It might kill someone if it lands on a person but other than that it’s not hurting anything.

[@TheSnomGuy]

@@Mtab2260 no because ultron can transfer to that robot’s body and redo his plan all over again

[@user-N20]

0:21 "It's the Avengers" "Can we hold them?" " _They're the Avengers_ "

[@Deus_wukong1468]

Lol its so simple but so good 😂😂

[@ProRobocopTV]

😭😭

[@MayMay-xe7xh]

The fact that he said no surrender and then said he’s gonna surrender I lost it

[@Stellarionas]

@@MayMay-xe7xh I think all of us did at that time

[@jerelcheek5112]

@@MayMay-xe7xh I haven’t seen all of this movie and I had to admit was funny.

[@me3pro47]

Y’all are just rewatching marvel moments after end game huh?

[@bhumikasalhotra5081]

yeah. When I watched it, i was sad. but i was also confused. and happy

[@jingweonmafia]

okay you caught me

[@caciah4841]

YOU KNOW IT!!

[@HawnixArtistry]

I'm rewatching Marvel Moments after the first Iron Man. What's an Endgame?

[@squigga2184]

Of course,I can do this all day

[@johnwalkerfanclub9583]

1:03 That little “yay” from Tony is just perfect

[@EmeraldGamerOriginal]

I think the best line is Tony saying “how quickly can we buy this building” before destroying it. I also love Tony’s little song “oh… I’m decrypting nuclear codes and you don’t want me to”😂

[@OPCI_2501_V]

“I don’t have time” “Will Thor be there” This is pro tsundere move

[@zehelsumi1845]

She's cute

[@ragingray6710]

Yup that is basically every tsundere in existence

[@nyxunderhill6437]

@@ragingray6710 how? She’s never shown being stalker. She’s not a killer. She’s literally a doctor

[@jalynnknight9653]

@@nyxunderhill6437 you’re thinking yandere

[@aahmadfadhilah]

@@nyxunderhill6437 man, I'd be embarrassed if I were you

[@edvinparmeza1298]

Thor: "You're all not worthy" Steve: *laughs in worthiness

[@UnorthodoxDegeneracy]

Literally 🤣

[@Samantha-Who-Writes]

Also Vision: **laughs in worthiness as well**

[@edvinparmeza1298]

@@Samantha-Who-Writes vision wasn't born yet in that scene

[@Samantha-Who-Writes]

@@edvinparmeza1298 True...

[@georgigs]

@ashgray According to McFeely, Captain America wasn't worthy of Mjölnir yet in Age of Ultron because he was still intentionally hiding the fact that he knew about Bucky murdering Tony Stark's parents, Howard and Maria Stark.

[@chr0min0id]

“I just pay for everything, design everything, and make everyone look cooler...” *This line is super underrated*

[@michaeluherka7127]

7:48 Vibranium, the most versatile substance on Earth... and they used it to make a frisbee...

[@kitty-drawl]

I love how he just says “Please be a secret door.” “Please be a secret door.” “Please be a secret door.” -secret door opens- “Yayyy” :D

[@Turtle0.]

Yayyyy

[@kitty-drawl]

@Cill Dasho AGREED

[@SeraphBlademaster]

It was also improved.

[@drsdrs2168]

heheheh

[@captainjellyceasar536]

How to put a line

[@cheryl4049]

"Who gave the order to attack? " "Strucker, they're the Avengers. " "Can we hold them off? " "THEY'RE THE AVENGERS??? "

[@emekmek3197]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWmZo6KqpbWIZ7M ,

[@uwuducky5466]

7:55

[@catherinealcy9176]

HAHAHAH

[@martinperezdisalvo7611]

0:17

[@johnassimakopoulos8954]

*"Herr Strucker, it's the Avengers."* *"Can we hold them?"*

[@kryptonianotaku4975]

5:32 “Do I look like Iron Man” Ultron says this in the most Iron Man voice ever

[@MediaChristianFanatic]

9:27-9:28 “That’s true, he [Ultron] hates you the most.” The way Vision says that line makes me snicker. It has such irony. 😂😂

[@lovelycats988]

*Vision holding thor's hammer* *silence*

[@cold3116]

I mean he isn't a human or a living creature so it kinda doesn't mean anything

[@lovelycats988]

@@cold3116 true

[@jaxonbrown1514]

He can weld the hammer he can keep the mind stone

[@asukachan07]

@@cold3116 just like an elevator lol

[@alfredohumberto2222]

@@SimonWoodburyForget Visión is a Machine and Thor is human but not from earth

[@saladinsmith6771]

I just realized Vision can rule Asgard if he wanted to.

[@sqiudy-catmedland1421]

But unless something happens in wandaVision then he cant because hes dead

[@dprice198]

@@sqiudy-catmedland1421 well now what he's back

[@extravaganza1776]

It’s because he is a robot that’s why he can wield it

[@TheLooterArmy]

So can Cap.

[@jamiemananquil1010]

@@extravaganza1776 Vision may be a robot but he's an artificial intelligence technology, meaning he has his own mind. He has no ill intentions and makes him worthy of wielding Thor's hammer.

[@florazonparallag9829]

“Okay. Look, the city’s flying and we’re fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense.” -Clint Barton trying to calm a civilian...

[@nintendowolf]

0:57 The guy that said "no it wasn't" is totally what I'd say

[@mujahidniaz1855]

Hahahahahha totally. i was going through the comments find if someone else noticed it too..

[@nintendowolf]

@@mujahidniaz1855 Yeah XD

[@canadiangopnik7007]

I love how quicksilver gets shot in the arm and isn’t even distressed whatsoever, he’s just mildly annoyed

[@SkyHacker9]

that look is the kind of thing you would see a football player give their teammate when trip with the ball.

[@kyroking9934]

I think Bc of his fast metabolism and healing factor, 1 or 2 bullets wouldn’t kill him, just annoy him bc it probably hurts lol. Unfortunately for him, Ultron put about 20 bullets in him so there is no coming back

[@winnie7922]

He was probably thinking “we’re saving you, for fucks sake don’t shoot us, and everyone else just stopped aiming at us so what’s your problem”

[@mirkoathukorala]

It was more like a " really dude ?""

[@kyroking9934]

@Ashley Smith Cyrus lol yes

[@hellokindsir7237]

Ultron: “you are unbelievably naive.” Vision: “well..... I was born yesterday.”

[@eliasa.anzola2483]

Hi

[@eliasa.anzola2483]

Ok

[@thunderbird1921]

That scene was remarkable. Funny, yet incredibly powerful to hear two robots discussing humanity between themselves.

[@kleghi4685]

'please be a secret door' 'please be a secret door' 'please be a secret door' *door opens* *happy Tony* 'yay' :D

[@sluttsanonymous]

nothing will ever be funnier than steve and tony comparing vision to an elevator

[@antspo0519]

Ultron is probably one of the most humorous villains in the mcu

[@LoctusX2]

His AI is based on Tony's personality.

[@sapphireshores6112]

*laughs in Loki*

[@HyakuJuu01300]

Despite being a bunch of tin put together, he had a surprising amount of personality and humour to him.

[@colleenross8752]

Along with Loki and Klaue

[@victoriac8898]

And Loki

[@darlene.salvacion]

"You are.. *Terribly* naive.." " *wELL* .. I was born *yESTERDAY* "

[@lunafox9]

that is so true and pure

[@CopywriterKaushik]

4

[@justinjalenleetiller]

8:36 You want me, to help y̸͖̺̪̬͍͆̔̌̀̈́͒̃͗̿͂̅̅͝e̸̛̞͍͖͙̞͚͆͑̌́̓͗̿̋̑͛͆̀͝e̸̢̛̤̼̼̤̰͙̘̪͔͉͈̍̊̑̏͆̂̓͆̈́̈́͆͜ͅu̸̧͖̦̩͋͆u̵̧̧̯̬̻͈͕̰̯̤͈̼̺̗̘̓͊̌̅̕u̵̮̬̭̇͛ö̵̰͈̥̦͓̺͓̲̙͚̗͉͜û̵̼͆̎͊́́̋̉̚ư̷̱̞͖͚̱̫͓͑̅̂͛͋̌͗͛̓́̈́́͊͜͝l̶̹̫̹̙͔̣̺̤̣̻̝̣͙͎̃̄̾͒͝ͅ, put jarvis in this thing?

[@fritz8662]

“The Avengers” “Can we hold them off?” “Their the Avengers”

[@politespoon9790]

“good talk” “....no it wasn’t”

[@politespoon9790]

Dylan Fahy u know what dylan *romanoff*

[@Fritter_Films]

“It’s the avengers.” “Can we hold them?” “They’re the avengers..”

[@mk9beatz]

why is “can we hold them?” “they’re the avengers” SO FUNNY TO ME

[@IllusionaryTime]

Stark: "Actually he's the boss. I just pay for everything and design everything and make everyone look cooler"

[@randomtalent5969]

You missed the Helen Cho : “Your own girlfriend won’t be able to tell the difference “ Hawkeye: “i don’t have a girlfriend “ Helen: “That I can’t fix”

[@emmaray6215]

Writers of the movie: WE can fix that!!!

[@eljayhill6691]

He doesn't have a girlfriend he has a wife

[@kleo5696]

Lol

[@livispuzzled]

@@eljayhill6691 that’s the joke-

[@arxe3518]

@@eljayhill6691 r/woosh

[@SteelChains]

''Unfortunately, he's still Barton.'' ''That's terrible..''

[@keriiluv]

Honestly one of my fave jokes. I come back to watch this video often

[@molly2133]

I love these lines

[@gabrielpalileo3294]

I feel like this was the only time we ever got to see them bonding as a whole team - prior to all the mess in civil and infinity war. :(

[@StudioMod]

"The most versatile substance on the planet... anddd they used it make a frisbee."

[@rubyrose4418]

"Sir They're The Avengers.." "Can we Hold them off?" " *tHeY'rE tHe aVeNgErS* "

[@beepboopmeow203]

But Can We Hold Them Off? *THEY ARE THE F***ING AVENGERS*

[@EbonyTheVampireWitch]

RUBY!!! How's your Uncle Qrow? (He's hot in my opinion)

[@rubyrose4418]

@@EbonyTheVampireWitch He's drunk. Like usual. -Lil' Red 🌹

[@beepboopmeow203]

@Voltzro Ah fuck.

[@louislim4650]

12:16 Steve: "But if you put the hammer in the elevator" Tony: "It'll still go up" Steve: "Elevator's not worthy" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@VelvetRedYT]

What time stamp is this?

[@mkjgamer114]

@@VelvetRedYT 12:16

[@isaaccarter9007]

What if all elevators are worthy

[@kanopus2669]

“I’m gonna miss this little talk alot” I love thar trio😭😭

[@TTV_Goatedtttgr]

Lol

[@jannatulferdousrushmi7323]

Romanoff, you and Banner better not be playing hide the ZUCCHINI! 😂😂 Aaahhhh GOLD!!! XD

[@turboplayz5577]

Please be a secret wall Please be a secret wall Please be a secret wall yey

[@ashamburn8598]

“Please be a secret door. Please be a secret door.” *pushes secret door open* “yaay 😊”

[@arissantorisonmars9271]

my fav

[@rjraby9766]

10:05 "ok dude the city's flying" "we're fighting an army of robots" "and I have a bow and arrow" "non of this makes sense" 💀💀

[@francoisssangma996]

Poor Clint he was doing fine in Mission impossible universe

[@gerlsey]

LOOOL

[@violetashifts3722]

“Who gave the order to attack” “It’s the Avengers” “Can you hold them?” “They’re the Avengers”

[@notyourusualmuslimguy3143]

4:18 Mark Ruffalo was thinking about the great choice he made joining the avengers cast.

[@a.h.jhughes114]

"please be a secret door, please be a secret door...." "yAy!"

[@T-ea-]

That yay was so uncharacteristic for tony and yet it made me so happy

[@savagebluemoon8579]

Ah the beauty of improvisation

[@williamdower9000]

@@T-ea- it wasn't like tony but it was just so cute because you can see it being sarcasm or sincere, it was like when a cat sneezes, like when Donald Glover sneezed in Community playing Troy.

[@genuine1239]

5:11 Imagine going to an enemy boss to scare him then suddenly said "CUTTLEFISH" then you be like *what?*

[@raruu3593]

"please be a secret door please be a secret door pleasebeasecretdoor" *opens* "yayy :D"

[@arbeitsloseseinhorn107]

Thor: he's my brother (Loki) and he's from Asgard!! Idk Who: he killed 80 people in two days... Thor: ...hes adopted

[@laminnabam2752]

That 'Who' is Natasha Romanoff

[@arbeitsloseseinhorn107]

@Andres Robelo Morales i didnt say that its in this movie i just told my favorite secene

[@colleenross8752]

You know this guy? He's my brother Adopted

[@plankkton]

- It's my brother, he's dead. - That's tough - Nah, he's been dead before.

[@lonewarrior8217]

*Ultron rips of a person's arm and behaving like a pschyopath* Video title: every JOKE in Avengers age of ultron

[@ocampojeviejana.8899]

Ultron: children i lost the word there Also Ultron who owns the internet and whole informations lol

[@G1dr4]

Legend says that Quicksilver is still trying to walk it off xD

[@Smoke14169]

You didn't see that coming?

[@lagdroid0017]

EVAN PETERS y’all

[@jenneric03]

He did 😩✋ wandavision rlly said “bring him back but recast”

[@adub92199]

I’m like 999. I’m not pleased.

[@Ygifvydbu]

He iz ded

[@chandrasekranramachandiran]

Thor : you're not worthy Cap 2023: hold my beer Thor : ok Cap : *after lifting mjolnir* Where's my beer? Thor : *burps*

[@jnappi2765]

Lmao

[@quiquiquinn]

😂

[@buzz7815]

😂

[@OofMaster-yz2vf]

This comment is underrated lol

[@yo_ohno6090]

Dr strange : lemme help you with that * fills drink *

[@quekelley5277]

Back when the comedy was based around the seriousness and not the other way around. This is the Marvel we need and want back.

[@gachabloxgirl3958]

9:18 Thor says "Well done" and pats Tony on the shoulder like "Good job on creating a robot as worthy as me" 😂😂

[@kenadams0718]

12:16 Steve : What if you put the hammer in an elevator Tony : It'll still go up Steve : Elevator's not worthy Thor : I'm gonna miss these little talks of ours *Me too Thor, mee too*

[@Amariirose]

Ha i said the same thing🙂

[@hellozukohere6514]

omg I just realised out of the three of them only Thor's left

[@JackMacLupus]

Well the thing with the elevator is probably working because Odin said "Who so ever holds this hammer if he be worthy should possess the power of Thor." That, in my opinion, clearly references to persons and living beings. An elevator is not a person, its a machine.

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

But if you have Vision connect to the machines that control the elevator...

[@methira]

Only thor’s left 😢

[@sydneyrheanne8352]

“The Avengers-“ “Can we hold them?!” “T-they’re the Avengers...” 😂😂😂

[@liv7483]

He should have said There the f**king avengers of course we cant hold them

[@Guest4465]

0:56 Tony: good talk *some guy* no it wasn’t LOL

[@fonzze4243]

The accent is what sold it lmao

[@chishakayumba5559]

I like how they kept tormenting Captain America simply because he told Tony "language" at the beginning of the video and Tony told everyone about it. To be fair It does sound funny cuz Steve sounded like a mother telling her child (Tony) to mind his language😂😂😂😂 I really miss those two and the rest of the avengers

[@topphatt1312]

Tony: SHIT Cap: LANGUAGE Also Cap: causally yeets motorcycle into the hood of a fucking car

[@saumyam2255]

LANGUAGE!😂😜

[@sapphireshores6112]

Language

[@Julia_Mwa]

LANGUAGE

[@victoriac8898]

LANGUAGE

[@KurtIsNowTaken]

LANGUAGE

[@astriluv9914]

“Who gave they order to attack” “They Avengers” “Can we hold them back” “They’re thee Avengers” 😂

[@The_alphawolf_official]

Ravenclaw 06 Dc is better tho

[@astriluv9914]

THE ALPHAWOLF in my opinion Marvel is better, no hate tho

[@joiri9498]

@@The_alphawolf_official of what?? Having terrible movies? Then yes you're right

[@joiri9498]

But to be fair dc has the best animated shows

[@The_alphawolf_official]

Ravenclaw 06 No hate, it’s your opinion but no offense if I’m being honest, if dc has a better cinematic universe than marvel, there would be more dc fans in the world...

[@anormalhuman266]

the "No it wasn't" at 0:56 was just.... mwah

[@giotheunity]

The “GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP!” And the Thor moving the legos out of the way started making me laugh so hard 🤣

[@Jacob-yp5mx]

10:35 Silver “keep up old man” Hawk “nobody would know, nobody”.

[@skinnypeniz3661]

i literally couldn’t contain myself watching that

[@kgantshialfred9514]

Hawkeye: ....the last I saw him, an Ultron was sitting on him. Yeah he'll be missed, little bastard, I miss him already. Always kills me😂😂😂

[@saltzd919]

Miss the quick little bastard already

[@Hamza-vm9oj]

9:32 That man's playing solitaire. Thought we wouldnt notice, but we did

[@zapatron1939]

@Lain Blair I'm not sure if you know but it's a joke

[@joeymcm04]

I understood that reference.

[@maybe2muchtv301]

YES

[@meganfreelove1551]

"How's he doing?" "Unfortunately he's still Barton" "That's terrible" 1:44

[@sallagjanos7288]

Lol

[@woodenjester1017]

5:42 Clearly you've never made an omelet

[@theformerkaiser9391]

“He beat me by one second.”

[@thorodinson8170]

Did Ultron just called "children" "smaller people"........???

[@debeatz8314]

yeah, stark called hawkeyes kids 'smaller agents' so yano

[@outthepark5766]

He ain’t wrong

[@idioyjohnathon2054]

They are

[@scarlettwitch4365]

Ultron: *chops off Claud’s arm* Also Ultron: Omg I’m so sorry, are you okay? I’m sure it’ll heal fast.

[@aceofpittsburgh]

@@scarlettwitch4365 close enough.

[@amandaketchum9740]

1:00 Tony: Please be a secret door. Please be a secret door. Please be a secret door. *door opens* Tony: Yay! And here I thought Peter was the child😂

[@LevonBlueoak]

Ultron has amazing jokes because he has the emotional range and capability of a 4 yo, but with near-infinite knowledge.

[@latenitexeno]

that little thing of thor sweeping the lego under the chair is gold

[@imaginite-uv2ni]

0:57 SOMEONE REALLY SAID NO IT WASNT BAHAHAHAHAHA

[@elizabethdurrance9177]

I never realized that before and I was wheezing when I heard that. Thank you for that.

[@kanopus2669]

I know LMOA😭😭

[@jacksondavenport9296]

I never had heard that before

[@ImQuantum]

"Who gave the order to attack?!" "Its the Avengers" "Can we hold them off?" "They're the Avengers"

[@limonyysal]

1:41 "He's fast and she's weird" OK LEMME SLAP HER-

[@jamssy3409]

Ultron can make an audiobook about Earth's bullshitness and I'd listen

[@shamaliwije4872]

Tony: Good talk Random villain bleeding on the floor: No, it wasn’t!! I love how petulant the villain sounds 😂

[@lunafox9]

me too

[@TheYeetiest]

I just realised how much of this movie is just about bullying Steve.

[@chr0min0id]

Silver: “Clear the city!” People: **does nothing** Silver: **Comes back with an AK-47**

[@develynseether4426]

Missed the "I'm always picking up after you boys" when Nat picks up Steve's shield

[@maozerbowzer1931]

1:00 “Please be a secret door, please be a secret door” “Yeay!” Lmao, Downey is awesome!

[@noam6011]

MaozerBowzer 1 you need one more please be a secret door

[@CDB03]

Tony Stark: “Good talk” One guy: “ no it wasn’t”

[@andiehall8742]

Bestie03 i laughed so hard at it

[@connorsikes5728]

1:02 “yay 😄” by tony was too good 😂

[@J_akendall]

“Can we hold them” “ (wat do you mean hold them???) They’re THE A V E N G E R S” Best line in the entire movie🤣🤣

[@laila3027]

“please be a secret door please be a secret door... yayyy”

[@aliviat832]

Lol I went through the comments just for that

[@laila3027]

Alivia T nobody said it so i had to be the one to do it my bros ✊🏼

[@juanacoronaa]

I find it so cute

[@lolasum_sumi_san]

1:03 that's the cutest 'yay' I've ever heard. Bless his soul.

[@LotsOfCome]

lolasum sumi-san haha I thought I was the only one who noticed that but then I saw your comment haha but funny you mentioned it😂

[@WhispaOW]

Jessica Nordström why are all the comments so new wtf

[@LotsOfCome]

Dark_Whispa hahaha I just wondered the same! Maybe we all got avengers clips in our KZbin feed, they can sense when someone have watched a lot of avengers so maybe that’s why?🤔😂

[@WhispaOW]

Jessica Nordström lol you commented on my comment too

[@captaincarrots7761]

It gets me every time, he sounds like an excited kid at Christmas, Love ya Tony :)