Awaken The Number One

[@siz1700]

- You see, to defeat him I'm going to use the advantage of my good health! - How so?! - Nigerundayo, Smokey!!!

[@eyalcochva416]

AHHHHH I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THIS!

[@kombatserbia6034]

Sportacus' speed and Robbie's running style Perfect

[@mrink3450]

MADE BY HEAVEN: MARATHON AROUND THE UNIVERSE

[@devilmaycrynerd]

Probably one of best jokes I've seen all day but u should definitely look in the description 👀

[@SillySausage902]

*_'Sport Platinum : The World!"_*

[@rerdpernder]

Star Sportacus: ZA PUSH-UP!

[@sufficientframe]

That's Jotaro's stand. Joseph had no Stand in Part 2 when the Pillar Men saga happens, but later he develops Hermit Purple.

[@chasethemaster3440]

@@sufficientframe☝️🤓

[@the_king_of_all_curses_IV]

@@chasethemaster3440people when anybody says a fact

[@ototurmanidze5578]

@@chasethemaster3440 disrespect

[@giacomopreviato]

Crazy, Noisy, Lazy Town

[@capuchinosofia4771]

Awesome name for a fanfic

[@disasterbi8610]

Lazy Noisy Bizarre Town maybe?

[@Ozymandias2x]

@@disasterbi8610 Yeah, that one works better.

[@TraitorousHomeworlder]

@@Ozymandias2x Maybe it's more accurate, but then it doesn't rhyme...

[@kickedawalnut]

@@Ozymandias2xit's literally worse, OP has the name of the show in it, your "better" one has the words split up

[@yasuhohirose7231]

"Do you understand, Doppio? *You are number one."*

[@metalclawsteelheart]

"No! I am not number one!" *_"WE_** ARE NUMBER ONE!"*

[@ta_pegandofogo2988]

Sportacus is a Jojo character born in the wrong universe

[@gibarel]

did you know the guy was in his mid 40s when filming all the stuff? and he did it for real, no trickery, and now he is in his 60 and still does that stuff! not to mention the fact the he was: the one that came up with the show, the director, creative director and screenwriter. he was also a carpenter before, during and after the shows filming.

[@алексейЦыплёнков-ф6о]

@@gibarel some people are just built different, and im not even talking about fitness, im talking about willpower!

[@EliteLoserZR]

Same goes for Robbie Rotten. DIO may have done some heinous stuff but Robbie’s crime of trying to be lazy is just pure evil.

[@ValetinoLovebird]

Sportacus is totally Johnathan Joestar in Lazy universe

[@daehan8227]

Personally makes makes me wonder. Was he ever hired as a stunt double or etc? Knowing he has been around for a long time

[@ohnomybones7318]

This would have done such numbers 5 years ago

[@devilmaycrynerd]

@@ohnomybones7318 if I only thought of this 5 years ago

[@Kurisu00Angel]

Yeah

[@xxBenjaminxx-oj4he]

Lily Arciniega DID really reach some numbers with this such time ago

[@antarcticbirdenthusiast]

or maybe seven

[@LtcreamThesecond]

​@@devilmaycrynerdi mean, i saw it on soundcloud so probably it did do numbers and that was a few years ago

[@nathangamble125]

Name: Robbie Rotten Stand:「Numba 1!」 Stand ability: User can create multiple independent copies of themself. User cannot be defeated unless all copies are defeated. PWR: A; SPD: E; RNG: C; STA: E; PRC: C; DEV: B Name: Sportacus Stand:「Sports Candi」 Stand ability: Super speed. Super strength. Super agility. Super gymnastics. PWR: A; SPD: A; RNG: E; STA: A; PRC: B; DEV: C

[@whiteingale]

D4C .

[@whiteingale]

I had nightmares but today Robbie wil cure me and kill the defeat in my nightmare.

[@JansenStevens-oe7pg]

Sporticus just has [PACER Fitness Gram Test] as his stand.

[@k1cubeyt671]

I witnessed a legend today🎉

[@IluminousOne-9.7.2]

WE ARE THE PILLAR MEN!

[@ValkyrieForce2009]

PILLAR-number one-MAN

[@ElMatix76]

wait a min I can actually hear them saying that : V

[@Mr_Eduard108]

Are you?

[@shellyursry176]

FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT!

[@Dionysos_____Alters]

Fuck the Pillar Men

[@dagr8069]

Stand name: We Are Nember One Stand master: Robbie Rotten

[@Ervo]

Just "Number One" would fit more as an stand name imo

[@Lazuli04]

Stand Ability: Alows the ability to spawn traps within a 5 meter radius

[@PenumbraVIII]

Sutando no namae: First Place Sutando tsukai: Putrid Robert

[@Ervo]

@@Lazuli04 and clone and disguise self

[@starplane1239]

​@@ErvoStand names are 9/10 times song/band names, so it would be "We Are Number One".

[@kendrickdials7852]

I reject my healthiness sporticas

[@ཞ̇̉]

You thought I was an innocent grandma, but it was I -- ROBBIE ROTTEN --!!

[@jansalomin]

The true ultimate being

[@chasethemaster3440]

Real

[@somerandomonion]

“Awaken, my number ones”

[@Minkkyo]

My name is Yoshi-robbie Kira. I'm 43 years old. My house is underground of Lazy Town, where all the trash is, and I am not married. I work as an arch-nemesis against Sportacus, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about no stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very lazy life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like exercising and loafing around, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to exercise I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[@Blackarooni]

Throughout all of Heave and Earth, only I am Number One

[@Eggoroni]

THE RED SPY! GODAMNIT, THE JJK FANDOM IS SENDING OUT RED SPIES, DAMNIT!!

[@brunonogueiradarocha5413]

​@@EggoroniA RED SPY IS IN THE BASE???

[@kanal_Akca]

​@@brunonogueiradarocha5413WE HAVE TO PROTECT INTEL!

[@justyourbasicweeb9659]

​@@Eggoroni SAYS THE TF2 FAN IN THE JOJOS FANDOM, TALKIN ABOUT JJK BEING A RED SPY WHEN YOU'RE THE RED SPY!!

[@buwayayay1502]

@@brunonogueiradarocha5413 WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE!

[@queefcheif9306]

i will never forget how part 3 made weird al yankovic cannon in the jojo universe

[@walksanator]

what????

[@weatherman1504]

Ayyo, what?

[@Haheehahohaheehoha]

@@weatherman1504 Don't you remember, when Joseph comes back to life in the ambulance, one of the questions Jotaro quizzes him on after his BS-possession stunt is "Who sang the parody of 'Beat It', named 'Eat It'?" To which he answers "ALLU YANKOVIKU."

[@Feraligatrfjhgujvgh]

Dude is definitely an offscreen Stand user.

[@weatherman1504]

@@Feraligatrfjhgujvgh [Stand Master] *Weird Al* [Stand Name] _Beat It_

"You thought it was Sportacus! But it was I, Robbie!"

[@sufficientframe]

Sportaseph is kind of adorable ngl

[@supermariogalaxy2_atlas]

Legendary KZbin homepage pull

[@LePetitArtiste09]

“ZA LAZY TOWNDOOO”

[@шиш-о3ш]

Ai ia ia ia... we are number one

[@Pudding404]

I know Star Platinum would fit Sportacus as his stand, but I can see something like Pearl Jam fitting him too. Look at Robbie's jawline. Damn! Unbreakable as diamond.

[@Theguywhoasked1177]

"Send in the number 1!"

[@Phicken]

this is comically good.

[@thespaceengineer4710]

Rest in peace Robbie Rotten

[@d2dkkckd2dkkck44]

the song of the "Number One Men"

[@Yutsunaxen]

The pillar man? What are you talking about? These are Number one

[@Sener]

Absolutely insane how well this fits. Great job.

[@jackcipher6981]

Honestly I feel like lazy town is just jojo for kids. Just without the stands.

[@KasaCheem]

the urge to do jojo poses kicks in

[@nawafxgames746]

Sportacus: how many disguises do you have? The guy in the left: how many fruit did you thought out you life?

[@WilliamFancyFace]

I used to have the Pillar Men theme as my alarm so everytime I hear it my stomach sinks with dread

[@Caragoner]

Oh my god it got a rework?! HELL YEAH IVE BEEN WAITING YEARS FOR THIS

[@Void637]

this goes hard well done

[@TheDarkestmoon81]

This unironically goes hard even with not being a jojo fan

[@RoboArmadillo]

In all things that I do, *I am number one!* -Dio Brando (Episode 1 of Phantom Blood)

[@bavid4430]

The guy who played sporticus was an actual jojo character he was national champion for aerogic gymnastics

[@isaagamerplays]

Why does this, of all things, go so hard?

[@Myne1001]

You feel for it fool! Athletic Split Sports Attack!

[@SuperBlewie]

WHY IS THIS SO PERFECT?!?!?!

[@hdavid7240]

Stand: The number one

[@Abohmedjt]

BROOOOO WTH IS THIS BANGER I never knew those songs could make this beast 💥

[@kisukoev]

Sure, I'll listen to this while I shower, why not?

[@mk7875]

I guess I'm in 2017 now

[@serpentblancx2320]

i want to draw their stands now XD

[@thisfool3759]

Can't wait for Part 4's OP, Lazy Noisy Bizarre Town.

[@mightyoneproductions2232]

Huh, We’re Number One, and the Pillar Man theme, interesting choice. Great video. Keep up the awesomeness

[@mightyoneproductions2232]

Also, We’re Pillar Man is a good name for this song.

[@sixtysixstyx]

Ah man... this takes me way back... Good times.

[@Uberman138-e3c]

It would take the combined efforts of shaggy, mr bean, shrek, walter white and bluey (all at full power) to defeat him and even with full power it would be a long and tough battle.

[@leaffinite2001]

You know some mashups sound like a beautifully crafted mix of two skngs, and others sound like ive somehow plugged my headphones into 3 different computers

[@thequadragamerz]

Guys this might be a Jojo reference!?

[@PersonThatExi]

I dunno probably a Jonathan Joestar's Abnormal Quest reference.

[@CasualUshanka]

Nah, that’s a pretty bizarre stretch

[@thequadragamerz]

@@CasualUshanka Yea…

[@TheDuckCalledTabasco]

I miss this cartoon

[@fwoggangidk]

This has the best mashup of forever.

[@VanLee-nf6tk]

This video is like 5 years late but still slaps

[@edgarabangan4694]

Wtf is this masterpiece

[@Zedonus0]

This artwork. ❤🤯

[@daedalus6433]

You were good, son, real good. Maybe even the best. RIP Stéfan Karl Stéfansson

[@NatWatGamer]

That intro is legendary, I love it!

[@TommyKJgaming]

kars teaching the future villians

[@loadeddice4696]

Kars: You have to be absolutely in love with yourself DIO: Oh, way ahead of you

[@ludwigvonvickstein763]

this is, I'm pretty sure, either the same as the Number One Pillar Men video by Lily Arciniega. Or extremely close to it, either way, it's really good

[@devilmaycrynerd]

It's a remix of hers

[@rbrvn]

too undervalued

[@funnybluemark]

This is comedy gold

[@mrco3_]

This deserves at least a million views

[@some_guy-bz8oo]

bro cooked🥶

[@thegeneralscall]

The snare and bass really smacks with the trumpet from Number One.

[@numayei]

Oh......Oh myyy gooood...... I'm blessed now...... thanks

[@featherless656]

Why is this the hardest shit I've ever heard

[@Stayser]

Crazy Lazy Bizarre Town

[@Tesmal]

knew smth from jojo would come and guessed right

[@Trazyn_the_infinite-x5j]

This smacks unreasonably , disgustingly , diabolically hard💯

[@charlesman8722]

“Ooh you’re approaching me? The number one??”

[@the199dirtrider]

RIP To the GOAT

[@ultr2961]

God fucking damn that works way to fucking well

[@DevinMuradKivrak-q4i]

68 likes? Let me fix that

[@bearnaff9387]

This is right up there with the original Friendship is Manly videos. I'm not even a JoJo fan, but this stuff is perfection in brainrot form.

[@_chew_]

German science is number one!

[@nicolasmartins2756]

Absolute 🤚number one✋️

[@COOMSLAYER18yo]

Internet 7 years ago is the best👌🏻🗿👍🏻

[@worlds_cpt4394]

the true strongest stand user

[@eldiegosinesi7908]

Parental advisory wtf

[@Lumegrin]

*lazy town x jojo needs to be a bigger thing*

[@not_satisfied5903]

Sport's amazing walk. Awakening of the golfers.

[@safril_muhammad_14]

"AWAKEN, MY SUPERVILLAINS!!" Robbie in Tartarus Prison, or wherever the heck is that

[@paul_swordmaster6969]

This is banging

[@pgi9649]

this actually sounds so clean wtf

[@kato5859]

Eight months late but this is truly NUMBER 1

[@UNKNOWNL3G3ND]

This slaps so hard

[@Deroyns]

Legends

[@SB-hr2mk]

Amazing song RIP childhood hero

[@jouhomato1983]

this is such a banger

[@srflipp_]

"Nani? my deja vu senses are kicking in!"

[@danielbarnett3672]

RoRo's Bizarre Adventure: Diet is Undoable

[@ImWhyMortalsCry]

YT front page cooked again by showing me this

[@armorbearer9702]

Nice, my compliments to whoever made the picture.

[@cabahugedelynbaise]

''Sportacus's Bizzare Exercise"

[@MasterJohn-zw6mp]

dood this song fuckin slaps... FUCK YEAH!!!

[@sand5305]

Everyone is Making jokes about stands even tho stands didn't exist in part 2 anyways

[@xsatsuki98x]

I need this in spotify

[@markarvembulaquena4606]

*"Evil Genius The WORDO!!"*

[@BM-13_KATYUSHA]

Sportacus doesn't have a stand, he doesn't need one.

[@EliotShadow_Hand]

This was cool to see, I love nostalgia