Awful Dating Advice From Wikihow

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Jarvis Johnson! GOLD

Jarvis Johnson! GOLD

Күн бұрын

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@wynn1437
@wynn1437 2 жыл бұрын
"date other guys to make him jealous" this is the kind of thing that works in fanfics and romcoms and no other reality
@PragmaticProsecutor
@PragmaticProsecutor 2 жыл бұрын
The most effective way of making someone fall in love with you is to be actively dating someone else
@annaSHRRR
@annaSHRRR 2 жыл бұрын
And you’ll still end up falling in love with the guy you’re dating, while the target dude stays unaware
@fwuffy_cloud
@fwuffy_cloud 2 жыл бұрын
@@annaSHRRR That sounds like one of those kdramas my friend would unironically watch. I can see it right now, girl asks guy to pretend to date her to make guy 2 jealous but they fall in love with eachother instead! *gasp* what a surprise! how original! :0
@lacytaylor1501
@lacytaylor1501 2 жыл бұрын
@@fwuffy_cloud I had to reread this cause my mind immediately read it as the two guys falling in love and ditching the girl and not the girl and pretend boyfriend actually falling in love
@angelvu
@angelvu 2 жыл бұрын
@@lacytaylor1501 long long man lore
@caterinaaaaaa
@caterinaaaaaa 2 жыл бұрын
I was a wikihow editor when I was 11 and I'm absolutely sure I wasn't the only child contributing to that site (if you're ever reading an old wikihow article with an absurd amount of commas, you're welcome)
@MkatSims
@MkatSims 2 жыл бұрын
You don’t know how many of your articles I read back in the day.
@alicine-sims8988
@alicine-sims8988 2 жыл бұрын
I think the majority of the WikiHow community was children, at least when I was 11. I remember reading all the "how to become a mermaid" articles and making elaborate sand bowls in the bathroom, and taking baths at midnight on the full moon. Aww good times.
@calowenby1654
@calowenby1654 Жыл бұрын
@Alicine-Sims That’s actually kinda cool, honestly.
@literallyafishhook
@literallyafishhook Жыл бұрын
completely unrelated but i find it telling about jarvis' fanbase that there's two separate sims youtubers in one single reply section, like that's half of this conversation at this point lol
@shirollylolly1594
@shirollylolly1594 Жыл бұрын
@@literallyafishhook 9:32 look it's you
@alicia-uj4yy
@alicia-uj4yy 2 жыл бұрын
“the subconscious creates dreams to deal with problems you’re facing” got it. all you have to do is become a major problem in the person’s life. thanks wikihow!
@mmon4252
@mmon4252 2 жыл бұрын
Right?? That’s how I interpreted it too LOL
@disnecessaurorex4908
@disnecessaurorex4908 2 жыл бұрын
Next article: "How to get rid of a restraining order"
@kateemma22
@kateemma22 2 жыл бұрын
If you're in my house at 1am whispering things in my ear then, yes, you are indeed a major problem.
@europa1024
@europa1024 2 жыл бұрын
@@kateemma22 no it’s true love like Edward Cullens
@AleksandarBell
@AleksandarBell 2 жыл бұрын
I had a dream about making salsa last night so I guess salsa is a problem for me.
@mozzfio
@mozzfio 2 жыл бұрын
when they said "the most casual of sexual encounters" all I could think about was competitive sex
@1WEareBUFO1
@1WEareBUFO1 Жыл бұрын
Sex any% speedrun .008 seconds
@plantyt3246
@plantyt3246 Жыл бұрын
I’ve been unranked every season, though this is the first one I’ve been qualified for
@wellokthen3834
@wellokthen3834 Жыл бұрын
I know this was a joke but I swear I heard about something similar to "competitive sex" on some weird radio station
@mrnobodyatallnoneed
@mrnobodyatallnoneed Жыл бұрын
​@@wellokthen3834now I wanna know the details
@aspennntree
@aspennntree Жыл бұрын
national sex league
@Jlyric22
@Jlyric22 2 жыл бұрын
Here I was thinking no guys wanted to date me, turns out they're just entering happy committed relationships with other women to make me jealous ;)
@EF-kk3vh
@EF-kk3vh 2 жыл бұрын
Now all I have to do is wait for them to retire in their old age with their long-term partners!!
@LilacMonarch
@LilacMonarch 2 жыл бұрын
you just need to make them more jealous by having a one night stand with your hr person or something
@SXLSkyya
@SXLSkyya 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@subjectdelta44
@subjectdelta44 2 жыл бұрын
The cognitive dissonance of hearing "jarvis is fraternizing with elizabeth from hr" when you're sleep deprived, hot gluing something at 1 am, and your name is elizabeth
@yaboicolleen
@yaboicolleen Жыл бұрын
but do you work in HR?
@lightninjohn5651
@lightninjohn5651 Жыл бұрын
What were you hot gluing?
@ammitthedevourer7316
@ammitthedevourer7316 Жыл бұрын
@@yaboicolleen maybe that’s what the H in her username stands for
@kazoosniffer
@kazoosniffer Жыл бұрын
@@ammitthedevourer7316 Elizabeth hr
@chewnip86
@chewnip86 Жыл бұрын
stop i read “hot gluing someONE”
@jaida4547
@jaida4547 2 жыл бұрын
I once had a dream where I met Jarvis, hugged him, and then we had a conversation about personal space and parasocial relationships. Never woke up more embarrassed.
@Holytitmouse
@Holytitmouse 2 жыл бұрын
I had a dream once where I met Jarvis and he told me to stop dreaming about him because it was weird. Like, okay Dream Jarvis. I remember that sometimes and cringe.
@blumoo9938
@blumoo9938 2 жыл бұрын
@@Holytitmouse that is so fucking funny
@calicomps
@calicomps 2 жыл бұрын
my jarvis dream was that he was at my school for some reason and when i tried to talk to him i was SO bad at talking that i immediately woke up out of embarrassment
@sambibambi5409
@sambibambi5409 2 жыл бұрын
jarvis also came to me in a dream, he told me "wake up. i need to tell you something." and when i did... there he was. jarvis himself. he said to me, "youre still sleeping. the bus is about to crash". startled, i came to, immediately grabbed the wheel and steered left just in time before the bus i was driving fell off a cliff, killing me and the school kids. i cried and vomited out of embarrassment. one of the kids walked up to me at the front and spoke to me. "that'll do". it was jarvis.
@rayb63
@rayb63 2 жыл бұрын
@@sambibambi5409 that was an emotional rollercoaster
@jijitters
@jijitters 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, there absolutely are some guys out there who see a woman living her life, flirting with other guys, talking about other guys, and getting married to other guys, and genuinely do think (for some reason) that they are doing all that to make them jealous. Seeing an article outright telling women to that just sounds like one of those guys coping lmao
@Andy-jh2fs
@Andy-jh2fs Жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I was thinking 🤣 that article was clearly written by a guy who's like "she's only doing all that to make me jealous"
@unknownunknown5822
@unknownunknown5822 Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah that was totally written by a guy. We be sippin juice in the shade and they think we're out for vengeance
@ajakakakak
@ajakakakak 7 ай бұрын
Considering women like Colleen Hoover exist, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was written by a woman who genuinely believed that worked (looked it up, it was in fact written by a woman lol)
@thottywizard
@thottywizard 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Wikihow likes to pretend people don't have any common sense and wouldn't find some of these things super weird lmao. If someone was whispering in my ear while I was sleeping I'd wake up swinging
@buzzinbea
@buzzinbea 2 жыл бұрын
Could you imagine someone giving you a framed photo of JUST themselves and hinting/outright telling you to put it on your nightstand? XD
@Cheshieruu
@Cheshieruu 2 жыл бұрын
@@buzzinbea why did i immediately think of animal crossing oh no
@bigwhy6845
@bigwhy6845 2 жыл бұрын
If someone at a club came up to me and said "HEY...you down to fraternize?" I would 100% go home with them.
@desirient
@desirient Жыл бұрын
HEY… you down to fraternize?
@GraceCleo
@GraceCleo 2 жыл бұрын
"i just wanted to make sure you heard my voice before going to bed" is actually a very cute line but only if you are already very close or dating
@animeartist888
@animeartist888 2 жыл бұрын
My boyfriend used to specifically request that we be in a Discord call while he fell asleep because he wanted to feel like I was there with him. It was adorable. (For the record, this is past tense because we now live together and I really am there with him lol)
@butterflypaint4332
@butterflypaint4332 2 жыл бұрын
@@animeartist888 thats adorable as fuck right there. I hope you have a long and healthy relationship together!!
@Cheshieruu
@Cheshieruu 2 жыл бұрын
@@animeartist888 another success story for wikihow!
@idiomatic444
@idiomatic444 2 жыл бұрын
@@animeartist888 I used toget on duo calls with my bf for that exact reason! We don't do it now for various reasons but I miss it a lot
@gwendalynnwatkins1296
@gwendalynnwatkins1296 2 жыл бұрын
@@animeartist888 I must be really emotional today because that ending made me tear up 😅🥺
@dmitrishostakovich1447
@dmitrishostakovich1447 2 жыл бұрын
My boyfriend and I met online and recently met up for the first time. Neither of us had ever kissed someone before, so as a joke we said we would use the Wikihow article on it. He was talking about how it was going to be a long flight down to see me, and I sent him the article with instructions to “brush up on your reading”
@dopeynhappy
@dopeynhappy Жыл бұрын
This is very cute
@dionysusfilms165
@dionysusfilms165 Жыл бұрын
Omg my boyfriend and I met online and we met up for the first time a couple months ago. Our relationship is going amazing!
@Sina-dv1eg
@Sina-dv1eg 10 ай бұрын
I was my girlfriend's first partner, and after our first kiss, she had to look something up on her phone. She opened up her browser, and I got a quick glimpse of a WikiHow article on how to kiss before she quickly closed it again out of embarassment. I pretended I didn't see anything, but honestly, at that moment I knew she was a keeper
@hangryhufflepuff9530
@hangryhufflepuff9530 2 ай бұрын
I hope you graded him
@etoileshojo
@etoileshojo 2 жыл бұрын
they have a page on "How to accept your big nose" and one of their tips was gardening because of the developed sense of smell 😭💀
@TheSoftestGirlYouKnow
@TheSoftestGirlYouKnow 2 жыл бұрын
Me, someone with a larger nose, looking out at my illustrious garden, remembering how many times I sniffed my trees yesterday: ( ° ͜ʖ °)
@casper6661
@casper6661 2 жыл бұрын
Big nose? Then s n i f f
@kai_maceration
@kai_maceration 2 жыл бұрын
But what if I hate the smell of flowers wikiHow? What now?? eh I already like my big nose anyway
@17kdiamond
@17kdiamond 2 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOO
@Samson16436
@Samson16436 2 жыл бұрын
I- 💀💀💀
@marianadias6769
@marianadias6769 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe the guy who was trying to sleep with his married co-worker just thought that she was trying to make him jealous by being married to someone else, it's a perfectly understandable conclusion after studying these articles
@mrnobodyatallnoneed
@mrnobodyatallnoneed Жыл бұрын
That makes so much sense
@wintervandy
@wintervandy 2 жыл бұрын
"How to make someone dream about you." Alright so we got some lore, Jarvis wants to be a good dream spirit and Danny wants to be a sleep paralysis demon.
@TheClairesable
@TheClairesable 2 жыл бұрын
They will face each other in combat in the dream world
@HartleiStansbury7
@HartleiStansbury7 2 жыл бұрын
Yesss I immediately thought ab danny too LOL
@rivermanuel1169
@rivermanuel1169 2 жыл бұрын
@@HartleiStansbury7 same here
@jackthenotsnack7681
@jackthenotsnack7681 2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile drew is in sleep hell on his moon pod
@phosphenevision
@phosphenevision 2 жыл бұрын
Inside of you there are two youtubers...
@cecil6075
@cecil6075 2 жыл бұрын
TO BE FAIR: the wikihow never states if trying to get into someone's dreams is a collaborative effort between yourself and the dreamer. you're both trying to make you show up in the other person's dreams so they ask you to give them pictures of yourself and whisper at them
@kitchensink569
@kitchensink569 2 жыл бұрын
Okay I attended a boarding school wherethe computers blocked a lot of entertainment sites like KZbin and Netflix so our main source of enjoyment was ironically reading wikihow! So those reviews are all ours, I swear
@melissalonla
@melissalonla 2 жыл бұрын
I had a similar situation as a kid but with the family computer, and yes I spent hours and hours on wikihow
@ceri3677
@ceri3677 2 жыл бұрын
read that as bowling school, and same for my middle school
@emilydavis9548
@emilydavis9548 2 жыл бұрын
@@ceri3677 high school never ends
@ceri3677
@ceri3677 2 жыл бұрын
@@emilydavis9548 yeah if you have to repeat a grade forever
@cyberfiretiger5825
@cyberfiretiger5825 2 жыл бұрын
@@melissalonla yo put nnoniinminmmimmmommimmmimimooom poop Kenton n g b mmm no nnf king png n inn m mom mom mmmiij
@momothebug
@momothebug 2 жыл бұрын
"sometimes texting your ex without an excuse may feel too scary" "this whole time I didn't realise we were trying to reengage with an ex" Jarvis, your ADHD is showing
@jasperjazzie
@jasperjazzie Жыл бұрын
honestly same though
@momothebug
@momothebug Жыл бұрын
@@jasperjazzie Jarvis going full ADHD mode is so relatable
@dartboardbaby
@dartboardbaby 2 жыл бұрын
wikihow is like if you took every person who thinks they’re good at something and then combine it with very strange behaviour and photos and then turn it into a guide
@Whol3NothaL3v3l
@Whol3NothaL3v3l 2 жыл бұрын
wikiHow be like: "How to catch a case 🤗"
@mimisezlol
@mimisezlol 2 жыл бұрын
Apparently a lot of wikihow art is traced stock images so they don't have to pay to license the images
@vanadium8865
@vanadium8865 2 жыл бұрын
@@mimisezlol You know, that explains a lot about the quality of said “illustrations”
@meriammeiland7056
@meriammeiland7056 2 жыл бұрын
How to become human
@anothergeekychannel8384
@anothergeekychannel8384 2 жыл бұрын
At 10:00 i misread it at "i tried to leave the tomatoes behind" and couldn't figure out what it meant and tbh that's probably more memorable than the actual joke
@The_Top_Hat_2
@The_Top_Hat_2 3 ай бұрын
real
@amikastarr2909
@amikastarr2909 2 жыл бұрын
Jarvis isnt like other toxic boys, hes a lil bit of a book worm
@-waqsa
@-waqsa 2 жыл бұрын
as jarvis and completely jarvis once said, “im weird. i’m a weirdo. i don’t fit in. and i don’t want to fit in. have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? thats weird.”
@rainofstars00
@rainofstars00 2 жыл бұрын
@@-waqsa he even wears a beanie this is perfect
@krabiat
@krabiat 2 жыл бұрын
and i do still subscribe
@sarahkmiller
@sarahkmiller 2 жыл бұрын
This is giving me everything I want it to
@xxeman445xx
@xxeman445xx 2 жыл бұрын
As a toxic boy, being a book worm is very easy I don't actually know if I'm toxic but I view myself that way
@adamco42
@adamco42 2 жыл бұрын
I used to be a very active WikiHow moderator. Every single person on that website is insane.
@my23bear
@my23bear Жыл бұрын
"insane" because non-mentally ill people _never_ do anything unreasonable or shitty, these people *must* be mentally ill because i'm fucking amazing at psychology! Isn't that such a good way of putting it while innocent people with mental illnesses are being harrassed and murdered for being mentally ill?
@eyesofivy
@eyesofivy 2 жыл бұрын
Danny Gonzalez needs to read the wiki-how on how to get people to dream about you.
@AmelieKaren7_13
@AmelieKaren7_13 2 жыл бұрын
Well he technically doesn't want to be subject of dreams, he wants to be subject of sleep paralysis 🤌🏿
@can0cringe
@can0cringe 2 жыл бұрын
@@AmelieKaren7_13 But it is one step closer 😉 gotta prove your threat levels before upgrading to sleep paralysis demon
@jeebsa4m3
@jeebsa4m3 2 жыл бұрын
Deep cut
@emulytheemu8513
@emulytheemu8513 2 жыл бұрын
I took a big bite of ice cream and then all I heard was “how did you even get next to them while they’re sleeping” and I laugh spit ice cream all over my hand
@Chiwasshere
@Chiwasshere Жыл бұрын
The worst part about this is that you BIT the ice cream 😭
@Nerodotnet
@Nerodotnet 3 ай бұрын
@@Chiwasshereit’s really not that weird 😭
@belindyyyyyyy2
@belindyyyyyyy2 2 жыл бұрын
how to get someone to dream about you: slightly know them in elementary school and say something mean about their outfit
@crazyowlgirlcncowner
@crazyowlgirlcncowner 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many people i have scarred in my life. I was a very mean elementary and middle school kid for no reason. I wasn't even jealous or troubled. 😭
@Kittycouture_xox
@Kittycouture_xox 8 ай бұрын
@@crazyowlgirlcncownerjust a menace for no reason as it should be
@radiclelife
@radiclelife 2 жыл бұрын
I was drifting off to sleep around 5:25 and heard “…Jessica?” And my eyes immediately snapped open. What a way to be awakened with your own name😅
@twokidsintrenchcoat
@twokidsintrenchcoat 2 жыл бұрын
“On my quest to become a toxic boyfriend, womanizer, alpha male you know like all of the above, master manipulator, GIRLBOSS…” lmao tbh this had me CACKLING🤣 10:44
@mammoneymelon
@mammoneymelon 2 жыл бұрын
how'd jarvis manage to list all of my goals at once
@katalina256
@katalina256 2 жыл бұрын
Some of my favorite wikihow dating advice I found was "be comfortable being alone" which I get what it is trying to say, but seeing how you are trying to learn how to get dates using wikihow you should get comfortable being alone.
@entirelybonkers8832
@entirelybonkers8832 2 жыл бұрын
Just imagining someone buying 20 cats just “why are you buying all these cats” “ I NEED HER TO DREAM OF ME “
@Decayingcandycorn
@Decayingcandycorn 2 жыл бұрын
audibly wheezing rn
@Manigeitora
@Manigeitora 2 жыл бұрын
Shortcut to the end goal of drowning in p*ssy
@bluefox8011
@bluefox8011 2 жыл бұрын
My mother has an old friend that did not marry anyone because she held out for almost her whole life waiting for a man she was so enamored with since college. These people do exist and now I am sad for my mom's friend.
@mentalhelpbotvods6701
@mentalhelpbotvods6701 2 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad I’m a premium viewer and I can teach my friends how to be toxic partners now! (: thank you Jarvis
@AgentRuggy
@AgentRuggy 2 жыл бұрын
Username checks out
@miles2419
@miles2419 2 жыл бұрын
@@AgentRuggy so true so true
@MaksonCheese
@MaksonCheese 2 жыл бұрын
unhinged emoticon
@jesterlavorre6417
@jesterlavorre6417 2 жыл бұрын
I have a coworker who i worked closely with on the same project for the past few months and has basically become my brains new Default Dream Person. so step 1: spend 20hrs a week with the person for three months and be so busy between that and school that you don't have time to talk to any of your other friends to the point where you are basically forced to become friends (all jokes we became good friends and I wouldn't trade the experience although I could do without him showing up involuntarily when I am unconscious)
@clovelikethespice
@clovelikethespice 2 жыл бұрын
My middle school orchestra teacher had 11 cats. One of them was named fluffy. Fluffy was evil and peed on his laptop once. I have never once dreamt about this man.
@kkimsey5866
@kkimsey5866 2 жыл бұрын
Not enough cats . . . 🤣
@squiglemcsquigle8414
@squiglemcsquigle8414 Жыл бұрын
It's because he didn't whisper in your ears
@concernedcitizen9223
@concernedcitizen9223 2 жыл бұрын
This advice really explains a lot about my ex. He insisted on me putting a photo of him near my bed and had one of the two of us together on his nightstand. I tried to have a discussion about how weird it is that he would insist on that, but he was too embarrassed to explain why.
@TheAbigailDee
@TheAbigailDee 2 жыл бұрын
I've been wanting to be a toxic boyfriend for so long thank god for this article!! And thank god for YOU Jarvis
@oxey_
@oxey_ 2 жыл бұрын
Jarvis would be the perfect toxic bookworm 😍😍
@mewesquirrel6720
@mewesquirrel6720 2 жыл бұрын
But you're a girl
@silverfox5002
@silverfox5002 2 жыл бұрын
I love how you're clearly a girl
@vforvaleriie
@vforvaleriie 2 жыл бұрын
@@silverfox5002 i love how you’re assuming someone’s gender
@mewesquirrel6720
@mewesquirrel6720 2 жыл бұрын
@@vforvaleriie look at the photo!!
@phosspatharios9680
@phosspatharios9680 2 жыл бұрын
"If you're shy, you don't deserve love" Finally someone said it out loud
@khilo705
@khilo705 Ай бұрын
What
@cloverfieldsandbuttercups
@cloverfieldsandbuttercups 2 жыл бұрын
It seems as though the dream advice is a fact. You, Danny, Drew, Kurtis, and Nick have been in some of my dreams so mission accomplished. Maybe not 100% accomplished for Danny, he was crying instead of being a sleep paralysis demon but I'm thankful for that
@can0cringe
@can0cringe 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe Danny was trying to unnerve you with the crying but he failed
@cloverfieldsandbuttercups
@cloverfieldsandbuttercups 2 жыл бұрын
@@can0cringe HAHAHA
@can0cringe
@can0cringe 2 жыл бұрын
​@@cloverfieldsandbuttercups you're laughing he's trying his best to be the best sleep paralysis demon and you're laughing 😭
@cloverfieldsandbuttercups
@cloverfieldsandbuttercups 2 жыл бұрын
@@can0cringe i am indeed laughing sorry danny but that was kinda funny
@benjisaac
@benjisaac 2 жыл бұрын
I dreamed about Danny last night and he was pretty much normal lol
@TheClairesable
@TheClairesable 2 жыл бұрын
"How to fake drunk text your ex" Getting drunk is one of the easiest things to do lmao. Why do you need to fake it??
@someoneidk308
@someoneidk308 2 жыл бұрын
Manipulation :)
@Miraclelittlepie
@Miraclelittlepie 2 жыл бұрын
@@someoneidk308 you adding the happy face reads this out as a threat
@someoneidk308
@someoneidk308 2 жыл бұрын
@@Miraclelittlepie that was the intent :)
@jonathangoodwin5609
@jonathangoodwin5609 2 жыл бұрын
=)
@Somebodyelse141
@Somebodyelse141 2 жыл бұрын
I guess for people who don't drink. 😂
@LovelyHylian
@LovelyHylian 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, funny and adorable. Dangerous combo! Also, the fact that it said not helpful when the reply was to not pursue the married person made me die a bit inside lol.
@emily933
@emily933 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Danny wants random ppl to dream about him and you're looking thru the wiki to learn how, love that
@Andy-jh2fs
@Andy-jh2fs 2 жыл бұрын
"asking for a friend" 🤣
@KweenofRats
@KweenofRats 2 жыл бұрын
He needs to share his research with Danny
@patheticlev
@patheticlev 2 жыл бұрын
6:35 i watched a different video right before i went to bed and when i woke up i clicked on this one should’ve watched this one last night and not now
@katiek.6333
@katiek.6333 2 жыл бұрын
The amount of times I have had to tell people reading your partners phone without them knowing is not ok only to have them tell me that I "don't understand". If you are in a relationship and you trust the person so little that you feel the need to do that you need to have a talk with them, if you think the talk wont work because "they will just lie to me" end the relationship. Absolutely insane someone was paid money to write a how to on it
@mammoneymelon
@mammoneymelon 2 жыл бұрын
seriously, if you trust your partner that little why are you still dating them? it makes no sense
@iamsongforsomeone994
@iamsongforsomeone994 Жыл бұрын
That's insane. I think k the only person whose phone I'm comfortable going through without their permission is my sister because she does the same thing to me and neither of us care. Also half the time we’re just messing around on each other’s cameras to fill up their storage. I post her photos to FB when she does that to me.
@MrIKEACat
@MrIKEACat Жыл бұрын
4:24 they want you to be an animal crossing villager fr 💀💀💀
@goinggoinggone535
@goinggoinggone535 2 жыл бұрын
Glad they're teaching how to be a toxic boyfriend. Now I'll ace that test with flying colors!
@tristanheaton2127
@tristanheaton2127 2 жыл бұрын
Bro you where failing before,what a baeta mail
@Lena-xy8id
@Lena-xy8id 2 жыл бұрын
🚩 specifically this one
@Cheshieruu
@Cheshieruu 2 жыл бұрын
@@tristanheaton2127 baeta mail? i only take snail mail thank you.
@tristanheaton2127
@tristanheaton2127 2 жыл бұрын
@@Cheshieruu I was in a rush sigma grind set
@Cheshieruu
@Cheshieruu 2 жыл бұрын
@@tristanheaton2127 respecc
@D44RK_Iced_Yogs
@D44RK_Iced_Yogs 2 жыл бұрын
How is no one talking about 17:50 that editing?! That’s just really fun and adds so much to commentary! I hope we see more like it!
@Papersak
@Papersak 2 жыл бұрын
That's my favorite part 😆
@garrettb2233
@garrettb2233 2 жыл бұрын
I like the part where you wore two pairs of glasses. It reminded me of a time in eighth grade when the group of friends with which I ate lunch decided to take turns wearing everybody’s glasses. There were ten people in the group, and about half of us wore glasses. I can confirm, wearing multiple pairs of glasses at the same time is disorienting.
@mammoneymelon
@mammoneymelon 2 жыл бұрын
it kinda makes you feel like you're in a fishbowl
@ronanmcdonald6386
@ronanmcdonald6386 2 жыл бұрын
My 70 year old grandparents have 20 cats. They used to have more. You have to have plug in pheromones that calm down the cats. You also have to separate certain cats that may not like each-other. They also have 1 outdoor cat. They also feed a colony of stray cats out in some woods near some abandoned buildings. This is in Georgia.
@yoiterini3589
@yoiterini3589 2 жыл бұрын
immediately at 6:10 I got an ad for shudder with spooky violin and it just fit so well
@Schylove12
@Schylove12 2 жыл бұрын
Danny Gonzales is furiously taking notes to become everyone’s sleep paralysis demon.
@laylakindafruity
@laylakindafruity 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao yes
@Peachessssss13
@Peachessssss13 2 жыл бұрын
I love that Jarvis accidently tried some of these on us💀
@Rampala
@Rampala 2 жыл бұрын
Jarvis is like, "I tried being a toxic bully, but I just have too much decency."
@Reepicheepchan
@Reepicheepchan 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, hey, a Blueland sponsorship. I'm not sure I've seen one of those, but I sure wish I had found Blueland before I found Grove Collaborative. I bought all this neat stuff from Grove only to find out Blueland had the same stuff only about 5 times cuter. Like, I already got the white wool dryer balls but look how pretty these ~blue~ ones are!! Their detergent and toilet cleaner tins are adorbs. I bought the toilet cleaner (and the balls) but I already love Tru Earth detergent sheets so getting the Blueland tablets stuff because I thought the tin was pretty is probably crossing some kinda line hahahaha Yeah commenting on the sponsorship is basically the lamest possible thing, but I'm a million years old and nothing gives me joy like a beautiful under-sink-cabinet arrangement, I guess.
@LUSCIOUSDUNCAN
@LUSCIOUSDUNCAN 2 жыл бұрын
i love imagining the dude who reads the advice at 12:28 and smacks himself in the head like, "Oh, *DUH*! No wonder girls hate it when I roll up to them and ask them to have sex as our first topic of conversation"
@Sycady
@Sycady 2 жыл бұрын
The commentary community is really trying to break into the night time market. Danny's trying to become my night terror and Jarvis is trying to become the man of my literal dreams. This is truly innovative marketing
@made.by.ruthie
@made.by.ruthie 2 жыл бұрын
I had wanted to buy handwash for Blueland because the limited edition botanical ones are so pretty and now I can save money and support Jarvis? incredible
@maryanne1830
@maryanne1830 2 жыл бұрын
9:17 looks like he's a supervisor giving her a verbal warning.
@Katie-hj5eb
@Katie-hj5eb 2 жыл бұрын
The dream stuff is nonsense at least for me. My dreams tend to have random people even ones I knew years ago, seeing someone that day has no influence over whether I dream about them.
@1993Southparkfan
@1993Southparkfan 2 жыл бұрын
Same. Sometimes I dream of people who I never even met. Or at least, don’t remember meeting.
@vakarebaranauskaite6691
@vakarebaranauskaite6691 2 жыл бұрын
I had a dream about a roleplay character i created😭😭😭
@Eliot-is-Dead
@Eliot-is-Dead Ай бұрын
10:17 Poseidon is the earth shaker, lord of the oceans and seas, father of horses, and storm bringer. He is in fact, in control of tornadoes.
@rainbeau6760
@rainbeau6760 2 жыл бұрын
why be the man of her dreams when you can be her sleep paralysis demon
@Thi-Sen
@Thi-Sen 2 жыл бұрын
Same difference
@anthropomorphicrabbit866
@anthropomorphicrabbit866 2 жыл бұрын
3:10 All 371,558 times were by Danny Gonzalez
@The_Top_Hat_2
@The_Top_Hat_2 3 ай бұрын
lol
@beefcupcakes5959
@beefcupcakes5959 2 жыл бұрын
8:36 as someone who owns 20 cats, I will say it's possible and not always an animal shelter lmao Just a farm with multiple barns 🤷‍♀️
@julybeicy
@julybeicy 2 жыл бұрын
Do they use litter boxes or do it the natural way?
@beefcupcakes5959
@beefcupcakes5959 2 жыл бұрын
@@julybeicy we have litter boxes for them but mostly they go outside. They're all outdoor cats (other than my two house/outside cats)
@julybeicy
@julybeicy 2 жыл бұрын
@@beefcupcakes5959 that's cool I was just curious as to how much litter is required for 20 cats I have two and we use 40 pounds a month 🤯
@Miraclelittlepie
@Miraclelittlepie 2 жыл бұрын
I have 5 cats i cant imagine 20 even tho that also sounds like a dream
@beefcupcakes5959
@beefcupcakes5959 2 жыл бұрын
@@Miraclelittlepie I love them but wish I could find people to take the kittens in. I want them to be able to be lazy house cats 🥲
@RandomJayne
@RandomJayne 2 жыл бұрын
Now that I think about it, I put on ASMR videos every night and they play the entire time I'm asleep and I've been doing this for like, nine years and I don't think I've ever had a dream involving any of the ASMR artists I listen to a single time. Maybe because they don't represent problems my brain needs to work out, unlike the creepy guy who's always giving me photos of himself and sneaking into my room to whisper at me to dream of him.
@cannibalisticbiscuit9722
@cannibalisticbiscuit9722 2 жыл бұрын
It’s funny, because I’ve actually had a dream with Jarvis in it before. He, Danny, Drew, and Kurtis were all at the park and I went up to them. Without even introducing myself, they all enthusiastically invited me to come tour their content house mansion. Long story short, there was an ice rink in the foyer, Jarvis stayed in his room the whole time, and at the end of the dream, one of those super big long-necked dinosaurs broke its head through the roof into the house. Just to say hi. It was cool I guess
@summerhelmer7235
@summerhelmer7235 Жыл бұрын
Omg 😂😂
@Yourdailydoseofsarcasm
@Yourdailydoseofsarcasm 2 жыл бұрын
" the subconscious creates dreams to deal with problems you're facing " so every dream i've had up to now .... even the ones with my family and friends whom i love so much or even my crush were all cuz they were problems. thank you for opening my eyes wikihow, i finally realise now
@mammoneymelon
@mammoneymelon 2 жыл бұрын
last night i dreamt about ninja the fortnite streamer... guess he's a problem in my life
@literallyafishhook
@literallyafishhook Жыл бұрын
​@@mammoneymelon he's a problem in everyone's lives
@davidceres4516
@davidceres4516 2 жыл бұрын
In greek mythology there’s many wind gods, but the main one is Aeolus, the keeper of the winds. It was his job to release the winds; which are sometimes gods, horses, or just wind.
@Holytitmouse
@Holytitmouse 2 жыл бұрын
Can i sign up for more Greek wind facts? This is actually fun to know
@davidceres4516
@davidceres4516 2 жыл бұрын
@@Holytitmouse Unfortunately they’re mostly background characters in other myths. But there’s a whole episode dedicated to them on a podcast I listen to. It’s called Mythunderstood. The host Paul does his research, but does make some mistakes here and there, usually owning up to it when he learns he’s done so.
@vakarebaranauskaite6691
@vakarebaranauskaite6691 2 жыл бұрын
I need more random greek mythology facts please
@linneascameraroll
@linneascameraroll Жыл бұрын
i really though you were gonna segue into a fart joke there ngl
@caananlemke
@caananlemke Жыл бұрын
​@@davidceres4516 I like the phrasing of "*usually* does so", as if there are a couple of mistakes that he just will not budge on and insists he has it more right than the greeks-like a modern Dante's Inferno.
@halatiny6537
@halatiny6537 2 жыл бұрын
Dreams are complete enigmas and even if someone has been in your life forever you might not have a single instance where you’ll dream about them. Someone you met yesterday might be more likely to randomly show up in your dream a week later. It’s crazy how we have no control whatsoever of our subconscious.
@kalemjade5258
@kalemjade5258 2 жыл бұрын
the "how to make someone dream about you" just reminded me that ive had like 4 or 5 dreams where jarvis was just kinda there, like he didn't do much he was just one of my friends in the canon of my dream cinematic universe and i would wake up and be like "wow am I really so lonely I have to unconsciously imagine I actually have friends"
@cloudyvulpine
@cloudyvulpine 11 ай бұрын
15:10 if there's a fire you're trying to douse you can't put it out from inside the house
@birdword111
@birdword111 2 жыл бұрын
Jokes aside, I'm actually glad that that one article told you to check the coworker fraternization policy beforehand because some articles wouldn't and then people would just go in....but that's the least they could do, and of course it just got worse.
@gwendalynnwatkins1296
@gwendalynnwatkins1296 2 жыл бұрын
Something I always liked about WikiHow when I looked up stuff like "how to kiss" when I was growing up is that there were always side sentences of "make sure you have consent," "always check to make sure they like what you're doing," "keep asking to make sure their consent hasn't been revoked" and I think it's good they're really keeping to that
@minfiresmanyeah
@minfiresmanyeah 2 жыл бұрын
17:48 That creeped me out akdnakdnskd The guy be watching you live your best life and get jealous
@SB-lc5qg
@SB-lc5qg 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the first part of the dreams wikihow is just *being in a relationship* (plus some creepy vibes): video messages, having pictures of each other (esp on a nightstand), talking before bed, sleeping in the same space, wearing a scent they like, etc. (the talking while they’re asleep on purpose is def the most weird). If you’re in a relationship where you’re close enough to do these things… yeah they might dream about you.
@Tralala4Cookies
@Tralala4Cookies 2 жыл бұрын
I've been using Blueland for a while and I love the smell and feel after cleaning. Its eco friendly and I love it! I/m so happy to see you promote this!
@marianemarangao2840
@marianemarangao2840 2 жыл бұрын
I was about to ask "how can a book worm be a toxic bf?", then I remembered that that guy from the movie After is a thing.
@marianemarangao2840
@marianemarangao2840 2 жыл бұрын
Not saying that people who like books can't be toxic, I am talking about the stereotype and stuff.
@Emu19
@Emu19 2 жыл бұрын
BAHAHAHA Why did you have to remind me LMAOOO 😭😭
@clovercurator7997
@clovercurator7997 2 жыл бұрын
Godddd that movie sucks shit lmao
@katherinelampke3945
@katherinelampke3945 2 жыл бұрын
literally watching this at 12 before bed and i’m sitting here trying to figure out if i’m gonna dream about jarvis tonight or not. like do i just leave the video??? keep watching and hope for the best??? 😭
@marvelouslee4427
@marvelouslee4427 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Jarvis takes time to describe Jordan as if we don’t know he’s being held captive in his bathroom. Such a silly guy
@Fionacle
@Fionacle 2 жыл бұрын
When I don’t dream about Jarvis tonight, we’ll know it’s because he took off the second pair of glasses
@sydneyomara5704
@sydneyomara5704 2 жыл бұрын
7:39. ik that blurred ad jarvis. i've seen it many times on the school chrombooks. does ARE YOU GAY QUIZ??? ring a bell
@onebirdnostones
@onebirdnostones 2 жыл бұрын
Weird thing is Jarvis actually popped up in one of my dreams a few months ago. I had to save him from waterbenders despite having no bending abilities myself, it was very stressful.
@s0nnasauras630
@s0nnasauras630 Жыл бұрын
Did u end up saving him tho?
@Vermillion_Treezzz3113
@Vermillion_Treezzz3113 2 жыл бұрын
8:47 lmao, my mom had 30 cats at the height of her feedin all the stray neighborhood kitties when I was a kid, so I mean, some peeps do that shit, doesn't mean it's a good thing tho, my mom never had money to take kitties to the vet, so they were always gettin sick on us.
@icecoldpolaroid
@icecoldpolaroid 2 жыл бұрын
10:20 Greek god of wind: Aeolus - in The Odyssey, Aeolus gifted Odyssus a bag of wind to help him make it home. He's a special case, though, since he's also the king of a mortal kingdom in The Odyssey- if I remember that correctly- more similarly to Heracles [Roman name is Hercules, as he's commonly known]. God of storms, if that's what you're looking for, is Zeus. He's often associated with wind, though. -Your local Greek Mythology nerd
@obrgrs2547
@obrgrs2547 10 ай бұрын
Jarvis knows the hearthstone god of wind but not that Zeus is the god of storms
@abi-with-an-i
@abi-with-an-i 4 ай бұрын
Aeolus also taught us to keep our friends close and our enemies closer
@Starsongzz
@Starsongzz Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a confession I saw once where someone said they secretly rubbed their own gums with coke, so when they kissed their crush they would get a literal high and think it was from catching feelings😭
@coleminee
@coleminee 2 жыл бұрын
Ok this is gonna be weird but for basically no reason at all, you were in my dream like two days ago? So perhaps the “how to get someone to dream about you” wikihow article actually worked, great job Jarvis 👍🏼
@coleminee
@coleminee 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair I did fall asleep watching a dhar Mann bingo video but that feels totally unrelated so
@KittyGamingtheBestYoutuber
@KittyGamingtheBestYoutuber 2 жыл бұрын
22:58 It depends on what type of worm you are.
@iconicweirdguy8678
@iconicweirdguy8678 2 жыл бұрын
You know a wikiHow article is good when one of the first things it says is that it might not work
@kgsk5
@kgsk5 23 күн бұрын
Bro, i can actually relate to 8:26, I used to have around 30-40 dogs at a time. It was an animal rescue.
@annasutton4029
@annasutton4029 2 жыл бұрын
As someone old enough to have played the original Worms I feel comfortable admitting that I would totally follow Jarvis worm and would never ever trap him in a farm or make him kamikaze
@SuzER08
@SuzER08 2 жыл бұрын
Personally I have a worm farm and I love and respect my worms so I can confidently say I would still subscribe to jarvis if he were a worm
@kakyoinshonkers
@kakyoinshonkers Жыл бұрын
7:37 the way im watching this before i take a nap
@Endless_NekoNeko7442
@Endless_NekoNeko7442 2 жыл бұрын
I am experiencing grief for the 1st time and I'm pretty sure I'm in denial. Your videos have always helped and even though I feel guilty for trying to not be sad I'm so glad you posted today. It really helps.
@someoneidk308
@someoneidk308 2 жыл бұрын
People grieve in different ways- you don't have to be sad all the time to be grieving and missing them. Try to remind yourself of this- it may help with the guilt.❤
@Endless_NekoNeko7442
@Endless_NekoNeko7442 2 жыл бұрын
@@someoneidk308 Thank you for the advice. I really do appreciate it. I can't even think straight and would've never considered this.
@sohvidarity
@sohvidarity 2 жыл бұрын
I know what you're going through, grief sucks so bad. Just know that any way you feel is okay right now. Wishing you the best ❤️ I know this doesn't feel helpful right now but I promise you time will make it more bearable and you can get through this
@BouncyKnight331
@BouncyKnight331 2 жыл бұрын
Also, it's okay to find reprieve from your grief. I don't know who you lost, but if you loved them and they loved you, they wouldn't want you to suffer all the time. Taking time to forget the bad in your life for a bit is okay, whether you have lost someone or there's a war happening or things are just not going good, everyone deserves time to just be.
@Uvuv6969
@Uvuv6969 2 жыл бұрын
yeah mate, don’t feel bad. just got out of a very rough relationship where she’s still into me even though she didn’t show it one bit (which is why we broke up). I felt like shit for months because I wanted to break up with her since she could just not show me she cared, from ignoring my texts to not going on dates to never wanting to touch. But then I was like “why do I have to be unhappy”. Then I ended it, and I’m happier now because I know I don’t need to be unhappy to be a good person. whatever happened they probably wouldn’t want you to be depressed thinking about them 24/7. As long as your grieving healthy, you’re good, just don’t go into a huge deep depression, cuz yeah that’s not the best way to go about coping.
@kaylenligon
@kaylenligon 2 жыл бұрын
This video worked! I fell asleep watching it and then dreamed you interviewed me. Congrats on your success.
@patrickmcmahon8677
@patrickmcmahon8677 2 жыл бұрын
A worm commentary channel would dope though. Imagine it watching a Dhar Mann video and wiggling because it's hungry. That's premium right there
@roguestowl2280
@roguestowl2280 2 жыл бұрын
Yes. 100% would watch that.
@Leanor90
@Leanor90 Жыл бұрын
21:09 I hate that I’ve actually done this and I feel like it did get us to talk again but it didn’t last long after that
@purrgundy
@purrgundy 2 жыл бұрын
"Be the last face they see before they fall asleep and whisper in their ears to make sure they dream of you" The ASMR community: are we a joke to you
@walenta1907
@walenta1907 Жыл бұрын
I know he was only repeating the "just in case I ever see any women trying to make me jealous" thing as part of a bit, but I just want to point out that knowing what tactics a partner (or someone else you have a relationship with) might be using to manipulate you can be important for staying out of toxic relationships
@ShannonSpeaks
@ShannonSpeaks 2 жыл бұрын
I started laughing just reading the title. Jarvis really has me in a chokehold.
@HartleiStansbury7
@HartleiStansbury7 2 жыл бұрын
I literally love Jarvis videos I yell
@ravenwashere1776
@ravenwashere1776 Жыл бұрын
I remember going on wikihow binges back in my middle school days when all the good game websites were blocked and there's genuinely comedy gold on there. For example, how to fight an ostrich.
@elitecarbonninja4429
@elitecarbonninja4429 2 жыл бұрын
Fraternization sounds like something a 60 year old man trying to “spread his seed” would say. I just imagine some alpha male going to college saying “it’s time to start my fraternization” while tapping his fingers together.
@victorianeechan
@victorianeechan 2 жыл бұрын
I for one am very excited with the possibility of giving people horrible nightmares with my face in them. Maybe I could even show up at the corner of their bedroom as sleep paralysis demon. Excellent article 10/10
@marystone1526
@marystone1526 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the first article didn't specify that it's about getting a stranger to dream about you. The advice is still weird, don't get me wrong, but it's way less creepy if you're trying to get your partner to dream about you (for whatever purpose) by giving him/her a picture of you than doing that to a stranger.
@cdandbookshelf
@cdandbookshelf 2 жыл бұрын
Okay, but can we all appreciate that Jarvis not only is managing so many different social media accounts at once from instagram and twitter and twitch to youtube, but like he has two different youtube channels? He works so hard and posts quality videos and honestly I feel spoiled with this video today. thank you so much jarvis ur amazing!!!!
@Mal-t4x
@Mal-t4x 2 жыл бұрын
I’m both laughing at Jarvis’s delivery and worried about the subject matter. I feel so confused. Also, I would still subscribe if you were a worm.❤️
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