Awful Game Ads on Instagram

[@besancake1619]

I hate ads that when you press the options it just takes you to the app store

[@Rda-im4hv]

Trueee It makes me real mad when that happens

[@sparklettes4475]

yeah me too

[@randomstupidity3400]

Same

[@xi3460]

Or those microscopic cancel buttons omg

[@saharahdesert-b3t]

or where there’s a fake cancel button and the real one shows up 10 seconds later

[@theswordidtruth]

Be the hero. Play the game so we don't have to.

[@meggels9215]

theswordidtruth it’s nothing like the ads- it’s a strategy game where you build a kingdom

[@m6lt9]

@@meggels9215 fuck you for spoilering

[@eeahaha313]

Malte Blank r/woooooooosh

[@buggybabygirl]

Its nothing likw the ads. Its just another military game

[@4bestfriendstime297]

Yes plz

[@kamui6522]

Ads before: amazing gameplay Ads now: "I can't reach pink color"

[@kamui6522]

@Hajime Shino Eyyyy Of course 💜💜💜💜

[@italyisntreal]

@Hajime Shino friends with me too pwese

[@NyanCatzzz]

Yay people are randomly becoming besties

[@LaCabraAsada]

I remember I saw a game ad with a caption saying "never play it" okay then, I guess I won't play the game

[@italyisntreal]

@@LaCabraAsada ultimate tactic

[@ohmyprettygirl]

The craziest part of Game of Sultans is that I played the game for a long time and it has NOTHINGGGGG to do with its ads so it truly is a bizarre form of advertising

[@ashdeforest217]

Just straight up false advertising, and yet theyre still everywhere

[@pixxL_]

What's the game like?

[@petermmm42]

"you must lose weight"-the sultan

[@strranger]

@@pixxL_ I played it, it’s basically just your average medieval mobile game. You do get wives though and you do have kids, they do look like that. But like, the game itself has nothing to do with them. It’s all about you and managing an empire…

[@Noncreativeblob]

Same, in fact I play GOS (Game of sultans) and GOK (Game of Khans)

[@iancrawford9658]

“If you score 400 you can go to Disneyland.” Someone on this earth needs to get to 400 ask for tickets and then sue them because they didn’t give them to you

[@AliNeisy]

I hope your american cause this bullshit wont work in europe

[@SKS-kj1fx]

It just says you can go to Disneyland, not 'you'd win tickets'... Dumb click bait tho

[@tundraart2693]

I would like but this comments likes are already perfect

[@echo9050]

Love ur profile pic cuz it’s gudetama

[@lvely4126]

@@AliNeisy you're* I'm sorry I had to

[@frills5316]

The only reason the king DISLIKES his son.. is because he's not legally a pumpkin, nor can he legally enter Pink Castle

[@nadiamurray8369]

Ofc 👌😂

[@chubbyudder9002]

┐(￣ヮ￣)┌

[@randommemesweekly4417]

666th like

[@corvusquidballsack]

Don’t forget, he’s not legally skilled

[@randommemesweekly4417]

he actually entered pink castle illegaly, and got a jail sentence for 5 years

[@kittkozy2677]

The baby is born. It is a son Sultan: ..he ugly put it back

[@bellastruthers3918]

"Congratulations, we got it back in."

[@PineapplePen-vz8ph]

@@bellastruthers3918 Impregnating time

[@rem-nl3dl]

@@PineapplePen-vz8ph good lord.

[@bowsandaro]

@@PineapplePen-vz8ph Abortion* :}

[@emmac6596]

Raksiieシ yeah that’s the whole point.

[@skyhideaway]

the idea of legally being able to turn into a pumpkin implies that there are illegal ways to turn into a pumpkin

[@VoceCorale]

Like saying you're a pumpkin without the proper authorization.

[@ablancer3582]

@@VoceCorale “Sorry, I don’t have my pumpkin license yet.”

[@artemis6828]

@@ablancer3582 if there's a license, is there a pumpkin permit? you can only be a pumpkin with adult supervision and for certain hours?

[@cringelord_67]

Well altering your genetic information without a license sounds pretty illegal

[@Marshmal-]

I am illegally a pumpkin, it's very hard to become one cuz of the pumpkin police

[@SorrowTV]

whats up pumpkins

[@cake_crumb]

Sorrow TV Hello fellow Greg.

[@spaghettipaint3810]

#Greg4life

[@designateddoser7651]

Creepy.

[@honeybee3841]

Oh hey sorrows here

[@bittersweethufflepuff6519]

WE'VE BEEN INFILTRATED!

[@XxDeadParrotxX]

I met a guy once who said he works on these ads, and after accidentally insulting him by expressing how bad I think they are (before I knew he made them) he explained that he writes computer algorithms that string together phrases and then recalibrate those phrases based on the response the phrases get. So what you're seeing is actually just a computer doing its best at trying to sell you stuff 🤷‍♀️

[@ashleydison7465]

Poor computers, now I feel bad... AT LEAST THEY'RE TRYING THEIR BEST😭😭😭😭

[@oliviacompagnino7530]

Coincidentally, this is also how 'Billion Surprise Toys' make their content

[@XxDeadParrotxX]

Strange Historical mess No man, I completely agree with you, just thought it was interesting to know how they're made 😊

[@dumbiev3263]

@@pinecone3630 Ikr.

[@maiahvandehey2298]

I hate being an illegal pumpkin. I should get that app

[@lukeburmese3450]

Damn I need the app I've been in hiding for years now I can become a pumpkin legally

[@te547]

@@lukeburmese3450 What the fuck right as soon as it got to that part I got the same exact ad on youtube for the pumpkin

[@lukeburmese3450]

@@te547 ha got em

[@jeoslapha9434]

666 likes

[@oreothepomeranian138]

Wtf is a "illegal pumpkin"?

[@thereisnoneedtocallmesir]

"Legally a pumpkin" Pros: you don't have the legal obligations that a human has Cons: you don't have the legal protections that a human has

[@themasterprocrastinator4933]

Well now the statement actually kinda makes sense

[@moonylime]

You either pay taxes or get squirrel'd

[@BirdSeedForSpeed]

When I get those ads usually its either “dont play this at work!” Or like, theres captures of two gameplays one good and one bad and it says “mom vs dad” they are really weird. Nowdays I mostly get those anime choose your story ads tho

[@ley_ng]

Bownie Tomazini same

[@jimknsjams8068]

Bownie Tomazini ugh I hate those types of ads. It’s so stereotypical. Apparently dads are terrible at playing games whilst Mum’s are a pro.

[@strawb3rrysuccubus]

same

[@tinapinto5050]

i always get ones that say their for “the legally skilled” like wtf does that even mean

[@nobody-xz9yw]

@@tinapinto5050 It means you are legally skilled

[@hummingbirdcake1902]

Game of Sultans ads: "We hate women and children, we want you to hate them too." Actual Game of Sultans: "Kill your friends in war, do it, we dare you."

[@more_harsh]

Tf , is that game really there ? I searched up Play Store but couldn't find it , ig that game is removed by the play store !

[@forcedcomedy9912]

@@more_harsh nope, it's still there. It's probably not available in your country

[@Tw0Dots]

@@more_harsh something that is not available to _you_ specifically doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist lol

[@more_harsh]

@@Tw0Dots yea my bad

[@laudedah]

o h

[@sailoryuck176]

Hearing Danny say "babygirl" triggered my flight or fight response.

[@mothma_am]

areyoulostbabygirl

[@maliamoh3784]

it triggered my flight or flight response

[@lonley_ghost647]

*rapidly taps flight*

[@awkward-beebs]

**rapidly smashes fight** "Ey yo, Come kith me papa 🤭😳🤪"

[@awkward-beebs]

@xTara Chanx PFFT-

[@randomperson2777]

“You said I’d never amount to anything… but now I’m a pumpkin 😌” - Danny Gonzalez, 2018

[@wakandapolatty]

2018

[@SickAndMeanSAM]

2018

[@jillianbruening8199]

2018

[@misaamiisa]

2018

[@canondead1943]

2018

[@nowayitsjohnstamos]

Nobody; The sultan: *dislikes his children*

[@hadiaafzal1072]

No one : The sultan: BeHeAdS hIs ChIlDrEn

[@kikiprin3303]

"Ugh that girl is fat 😫 YEETES TO DA FEETUS NOW"

[@ghostly5723]

I went to a pumpkin patch and stayed there until after closing, and when the staff asked me to leave I showed him I’m on level 2 and he went away

[@E-M-O-Z]

O.O

[@DussyBestroyer69]

Yesss

[@nyancat5359]

what does a pumpkin look like?

[@deadchannel3353]

Nyan cat wait are you actually serious this is a pumpkin 🎃

[@CantBelieveItsJustButter]

XxWolfiexX I believe it was a joke

[@MeganIsAPanda]

Ive played that Game of Sultans thing because of being curious of what it was actually like (due to crazy Instagram ads...damn). It’s basically your typical town-building RPG, that’s it. You’re the Sultan and you have to use coins to build stuff, train soldiers and defend your land. THERE AREN’T EVEN CHOICES LIKE IN THE ADS

[@vividneon]

What!? That's so boring 😭 I wanted to download it because it looked hilarious. They played us

[@lindadunne9860]

Hi

[@pumpkinpickens]

MeganIsAPanda Aw im disappointed, I thought it was going to be like that game Episode. Lol

[@samfirefox1155]

I also played Game of Sultans, because of the ads that I saw thinking that it would be a more chose your own adventure, but it wasnt. But it's still alright to play for about a week.😂

[@cirnocard5710]

There's way too much false advertising in these ads

[@oops-a-davey]

Sultan: "My daughter is fat! No one wants to marry her" :( The daughter is literally eight years old Like yeah dude, I sure hope not ...🤨

[@Vishakha_B897]

😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@suk.489]

@@HazelT1398 well not that much as the cartoon depicts

[@shrektheintelllectual3615]

@@HazelT1398 not in the ottoman empire since you couldn't own land there. Being slim and well-built was very desireable

[@shrektheintelllectual3615]

@@HazelT1398 I am from turkey and yesterday the teacher just told us about how economy worked in the ottoman times.

[@shrektheintelllectual3615]

@@HazelT1398 that was apperantly the case in europe in the medieval period sadly they dont teach us much other than our own history.

[@madiganrios8865]

Pumpkin: legal Game: tapped New born son: disliked Maid: slapped Notifications: on

[@StardustLegend]

everything checked off the list

[@yoinkkaboink]

Hotel: Trivago

[@donut.covers]

@@yoinkkaboink aw dang beat me to it

[@themysticalchild7423]

Hotel? Trivago

[@jinx3dd_lol]

Greg? Danny

[@Abella1094]

I ended up giving into my curiosity and downloaded the sultans game to see if it was anything like the ads. It’s not. It’s mostly a war strategy game set in that time period. There is a small part of the game dedicated to raising children and having concubines, but that’s it.

[@anna-gj1jb]

Abella1094 oof if that isn’t clickbait/misleading advertising I don’t know what is 😂☠️

[@Emma-di6px]

I was wondering why the game sounded familiar then I relised I use to have the game but it was advertised totally different.

[@NicoleHaberMusic]

I did the exact same thing!!!!

[@dwlrma]

I've gotten it so many times as well as the Love Nikki game😑 and My brother got the Sultan thing and got really upset that it wasn't what he thought it was lol

[@florpity]

Just Natsuki Love Nikki is the shit my dude

[@bumbum2555]

*downloads game* *finishes level 2* *deletes game* Okay I’m a pumpkin now

[@bigpapaqueefman9098]

Legally

[@carleycruz2097]

Lunar Shards mood

[@nini-fq3tb]

I was at level 1378..... I ACCIDENTLY DELETED IT FUCKKKK WIJSMDISJSJSOKC DKSL

[@nini-fq3tb]

TheEmerald Jacob yayy

[@jorydn1136]

@@ThePixieEmerald Doctors are quaking

[@misstaniataylor]

I can explain the "I was Born" The word: "ولدت" can be read in two ways. It can be read as "waladto" which means I gave birth (active voice) and "wolidto" as in I was born (passive voice). When written in Arabic letters, they are written the same way but pronounced differently (there's something called Ashakl, and that's a whole other thing) which basically allows you to have words of different meanings and passive and passive voice. i am guessing they used google translate because google translate cannot tell "ashakl" of words 99% of the time.

[@stubjones]

If you binge watch 234 Danny Gonzalez videos, you are legally greg.

[@yuki97kira]

Thats mandatory for all gregs daily

[@booty36]

Yes

[@saiunknown_2718]

He has that much

[@C_Train74]

If his old Vines count, I’m definitely there.

[@alyssolotl]

Literally me rn tho

[@lokii1972]

Let’s together *legally be a pumpkin*

[@Jewls2]

This is the best comment I've ever seen

[@theguywhodidntask1620]

The Magic Pineapple let's TOGETHER appreciate this comment

[@xxlexicamxx5208]

Let’s together bath

[@MadeOfConfusion]

Ummmm hell yes

[@lokii1972]

Let’s together cough drop

[@frozonessupersuit8536]

Danny: "If you find weird s*** on instagram feel free to send them to me" Me: *sends photo of myself*

[@user-ms7cl6nc4y]

Bangtan Queen 😂😂😂

[@xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923]

Me: *reports it for lying* you arent ugly :)

[@frozonessupersuit8536]

@@xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923 that.....that was so nice...Thank you. You are beautiful too!!

[@frozonessupersuit8536]

@@RooRue oh my gahhhh.....these compliments... Y'all are beautiful too :)

[@wackss5049]

Bangtan Queen you ugly Lol jk have a great day! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@fogtheghost]

I've played game of sultans, and I can confirm that female npcs are only ever concubines or your daughters that you marry off at the age of 16.

[@21Michichi]

there are female viziers too

[@antigonarosaura7845]

That was historically correct.

[@Who16852]

And?🤡

[@BeepBeepLettuce5]

@@Who16852”And?🤡” -👶

[@jameskohler7563]

Actually this is fake news. I played helix jump (the pumpkin game) and got to level 16 and I’m still not a pumpkin. I’m still trying to become a pumpkin. Granted, the game is fun, but I’m still not a pumpkin. 0/10 no pumpkin Edit: GUYS THEY WEREN’T WRONG!! I played a few more rounds and now I’m a pumpkin!!!! I’m still not sure if it’s legal, because I hear the sirens coming to my block. SAVE ME

[@sophialeon2085]

Tuam Squig Become pumpkin pie and hide in tge fridge

[@erin5116]

im on level 100 and still not a pumpkin :(

[@londoneldridge7076]

I'm on Level 891, and being a pumpkin is so overrated

[@skyemetrowich155]

Im on level 6313 oof

[@jameskohler7563]

JongMi Kim It’s too late. They left. Luckily, we forgot to take down our Halloween decorations and left our pumpkins out, so they shot the wrong one. Luckily I’m safe... for now

[@lisawilliams2327]

Wait, so if you can legally become a pumpkin, how do you illiegally become a pumpkin?

[@sickspood]

Number 15: how to illegally become a pumpkin

[@imzipperoni]

I am pumpkin. Sue me

[@lisawilliams2327]

@@imzipperoni grr!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@theKathyinacone]

Zipper *I’m gonna slap you with legal!*

[@beanybeanbag]

Claim to be a pumkin and advertise it WITHOUT playing the game

[@emily-qe3yu]

*Let’s together sad for the sultan’s daughter*

[@tinapinto5050]

emily i like ur profile pic hahaha

[@shreeyastache]

Tina Pinto wait wot

[@hopemay6865]

yaas

[@pyrotic5432]

Let’s get together bath

[@kyrahmosley3262]

😂😂😂

[@hadlierose]

I've played the game. It is literally nothing like that. It's more like a worldbuilding game where you battle and upgrade your empire. There's a bit of romance but it really only lets you choose a wife and then something about your kid's education. Otherwise it is completely different lol

[@DrunkenGyarados]

While drinking with my friends I was cruising on Instagram when I found this ad for a drinking game and I thought oh nice, my friends and I could play this. But then I read their display ‘question’ on the ad “girls have to get fully naked or drink 6 drinks”. I was like damn, chill, it’s only 7pm

[@EricMtuhuru]

Wtf lol

[@ruszko726]

I would like this comment. But it already has 420 likes

[@DrunkenGyarados]

Ruszko you can like it now

[@rachelshearer2322]

You should make a Game of Sultans series like Cody and Noel’s Love Island Game series because now I’m curious but don’t want to actually download it

[@koolaidman_]

The ads about it are super misleading its actually pretty normal

[@inshashahzad1236]

rachel pea yessss!

[@doraxy9825]

@@koolaidman_ yeah play the game of sultans to pass time hahaha

[@tacocat5451]

@@koolaidman_ yeah the ads are really misleading it's actually just about your own empire and you like upgrade things and stuff

[@katzchen16]

I support this idea.

[@nathanscott6160]

Danny: This is so bad! Danny: Danny: Danny: Danny: Danny: Danny: let's download it!

[@Aazen]

Nathan Scott I heard yanny

[@emberjenkins4598]

@@Aazen I heard blue and black

[@z3rox969]

I heard white and gold

[@saradoingstuff6650]

I hear laurel

[@dougwarren5471]

I hear Orange and pink

[@lyshasibayan8268]

Legend has it that Danny is still yet to get his new pumpkin ID 🎃

[@doylethechocolatelab]

"Tap that game baby girl" ive literally been laughing for about 5 minutes

[@qaiser648]

the one in the corner poo

[@peoeoe]

cant ruin this perfect amount of likes

[@Crispycream08]

the one in the corner kill me

[@willow304]

930th like

[@thatonetransguy8216]

Him saying "Baby girl" made me fall off my bed, triggered my fight or flight

[@crystalkillergombac.k.g.ar4383]

Legally Blind Legally Blonde Legally Skilled Legally Pumpkin

[@yuno9121]

Illegally going to pink castle

[@viktorijatrajkovasavevska5965]

Legally Greg

[@Miriam-pq4vx]

Legally Trivago Did i do it right?

[@Hip.Username]

Very good resume

[@yangzhou07]

Legally dead

[@YemiMorrison]

Danny refusing to slap a fictional character is the highlight of my night.

[@Nayy.yrocks]

Ikr?

[@thedivineshinsoo9771]

I really think those ads are a psychological attempt to get you to download the game. Trying to get your curiosity going by piquing the question: "Is this game really that sexist and misogynistic?"

[@awithee119]

Danny’s been killing it lately. He’s making a bunch of great, popular videos. I’m really happy to see the growth. Keep it up.

[@yvonnelozano20]

Yasssss

[@rutherhood5961]

Angus Withee ikr it’s so great to see someone build from the ground up 😋

[@jackbudi]

Yeah! What Angus said

[@-Aidan]

"Hey Greg" Me: I guess I'm Greg now

[@tomrussell0]

hey aidan, it seems you're new here. You are Greg now.

[@chestersailor5301]

@Natalie gamer tv Don't be mean

[@fiji197]

no me greg

[@niftythegoblin]

We're all Greg, welcome.

[@Keki-sw2rb]

Welcome to the family Greg Harris

[@mr.bowtie3451]

Your husband kisses you. Divorce. Or DIVORCE.

[@lj.853]

Pee in his mouth THEN divorce.

[@ianc8382]

Or kill

[@goosequeen2144]

This made me laugh harder than it should’ve.

[@user-uq9oh4yg2z]

DIVORCE but with style 𝙥𝙚𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙝

[@swordfromphighting]

DIVORCE but before you do divorce

[@shadophaxx2401]

These ads made me realise spongebob and Patrick's chocolate selling strategy would have actually worked

[@morqaner7809]

Bad ads...? Badads? Bad dads... *Childhood memories intensify*

[@KB-qg4fu]

#daddyissues

[@batwing1015]

Kira Bondarenko my dad ran away before I was even born #mydadleftme

[@StormylionX]

I mean my dad beat me for a few years #childabuse

[@batwing1015]

I-Urudux bad dads are bad ass

[@tiktokcompilations7027]

Hahaha I don’t have a bad dad cause he left me....... 😊 😢

[@Epags1996]

The Instagram adds have been moving onto youtube even. Its weird. Literally every add on youtube is either weird mobile game adds or tick tock adds.

[@morgant.1999]

Eric Pagliari, your right and it’s literally one of the worst things about using KZbin now. 😑

[@Jontonzoup]

Have still never gotten a tiktok ad

[@jeffo9401]

Morgan T. Ikr

[@KyleWoolridgeGrant]

I've never gotten game ads on KZbin but almost half of them are tik tok.

[@aarushi100]

Mike R u have lived a good life.

[@CharMinx]

MAKE A VIDEO JUST PLAYING THAT SULTAN GAME !!!

[@laurarose3269]

random but ur so pretty wow

[@anyae7694]

ur pretty

[@Delihlah]

Game of sultans. It's actually pretty fun lol, keeps me occupied. I have collected every consort except for 3 😂

[@brookeb2227]

Okokok so I play this game because I saw all the bad ads on Facebook. It is mostly a war game. Theres nothing to do with how pretty your daughters are or any of that. The ads are so bad. 😂

[@Es-Flowers]

YES

[@yumasaph]

12:23 "the result was ACCIDENTALLY fat." aw man😔

[@kamikazealpaca08]

if you’re legally a pumpkin people can legally carve you

[@incognitomode670]

If you're a furry people have the right to hunt you lol

[@phoeben2870]

They have to buy you from your parents first.

[@gracieowen2178]

Adventures with Cash *mind blown*

[@frootxjuice]

kinky.

[@sarahr6537]

But then I'd be lit all night.

[@silvere5942]

I hate the ads that say ‘you’re legally skilled’ like wtf

[@maxwillwinksiisgaygomaximi8808]

Yes but if you get In jail you tell the judge you are legally skilled so you get out of trial and there's no jail

[@masonbroadaway6716]

Reach 300 score and you can legally touch my pp *Uncle playing game in background*

[@user-xj2sm3xd5l]

You sound like somebody who isn’t legally skilled

[@masonbroadaway6716]

@@user-xj2sm3xd5l If your talking to me.... Yeah your right I don't have any skill...

[@zomadziasans8212]

They always pop up everywhere I hate ads that has a text That tries to bait you to playing it It’s f**king everywhere!

[@harland.2616]

Danny’s eyes, terrified, rereading the definition of concubine is a *mood*

[@Violet-Spark]

This is only my 2nd Danny Gonzalez video ever, and that outro was really helpful in getting a feel for what this channel is about. Thanks, Drew!

[@ChaosAbsurdity]

Oh that's so sweet but that's actually Kurtis. It was always Kurtis.... always

[@TheJohnsonSisters]

Oh my god that game of sultans is ALL OVER MY PHONE like what is that 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@fishtisticghost]

Ancient china

[@fishtisticghost]

Is the worser one.

[@MESIRlX]

@@fishtisticghost yup, that's the one I'm getting lol

[@cocospaniel1040]

the only game i get

[@F0st1n4t0r]

Me neither.

[@citizensnips2400]

Danny, could you make a video regarding you’re new life as a legal pumpkin? I’m extremely curious to see what that entails.

[@harleafitzpatrick3952]

Slick Nick your*

[@citizensnips2400]

Vry sry, Your*

[@technicolorlullaby]

I support this inquiry

[@sacham4067]

Slick Nick agree

[@alexishamilton5619]

I want "Legally a pumpkin" merch

[@Brandon-hu1bh]

Yesss

[@alyssaz4278]

Or legally greg

[@sodapcm5654]

YES

[@laurab7532]

Omg yeees 👏👏👏

[@theguywhodidntask1620]

Please!!!!

[@poorlydrawnwizard]

I actually played the game about the pumpkin. I beat level 2 and can confirm that I am a pumpkin.

[@kaitlyn7961]

*danny at a job interview* Interviewer: so what are your life accomplishments? Danny: well... I am legally a pumpkin....

[@thegoatcarnival]

the best joke in this comment is Danny getting a job

[@nstudylog1182]

@@thegoatcarnival 😂💵💵💵💵

[@swiftie4life540]

YOUR HIRED!!

[@lemonandmilk3174]

Swag Feather OMG HAHA

[@paulamcguinness1529]

ANGRY PUMPKIN NOISES INTENSIFIES Lol

[@bassnbluegill1406]

I bet some guy named Greg stumbled onto this channel and was very confused.

[@krabbypatty2923]

Bass 'N'Bluegill if you somehow haven’t figured it out by now, when you check on your comment from notifications it says highlighted. Danny did nothing

[@infumoscus6067]

@@bassnbluegill1406 Danny didn't highlight your comment it's just KZbin so you can find it better

[@parissotelo8082]

Inbox_Red shhhh don’t spoil it for him

[@l00sechange]

Danny:"Hey Greg..." Greg:"Uhh, hello?"

[@noice5935]

lol

[@KyrstOak]

"Swallow Big Ben" sounds like a euphemism.

[@bravo6959]

Uh oh

[@DiamantisHell]

Ik

[@Tw0Dots]

@@bravo6959 I agree, Applause Sex Position

[@lv4519]

No 🚶🏼‍♀️✋🏻🚫

[@lezley8465]

I have a friend named Ben and I was terrified when I saw that😭😭

[@SunFlower-wi5xr]

Wait so (obviously) some of these ads are false advertising. Does that mean we could sue the companies?

[@Wholelottanothingburger]

no i dont think sooo bc of some BUllshit laws

[@ImInquiz]

I bought that exact chair at ikea and I can confirm that seatgeek will guarantee a nicer and more fun seat.

[@aghilannathan8169]

ImInquiz No it won’t I own that chair it’s super good and comfortable

[@ImInquiz]

@@aghilannathan8169 but is it as fun at seatgeek? ;)

[@charley3994]

It's a pretty ... *insultan* game. I'll see myself out.

[@green.beanss]

Wow, just, wow

[@SARCOSISARCOSA]

I’m crying laughing lmaoooo

[@molly-cw9tj]

Charley Schutz no come back

[@itsureverydayidiot6336]

that was one of the best puns I have ever heard

[@glitchgwen470]

NO DON'T LEAVE THAT WAS THE BEST JOKE EVER

[@SplashyDreBaby]

You embarrassed that chair for no reason WTF Danny

[@joemclean3365]

I have that chair :(

[@SplashyDreBaby]

Joe M tell it I said its a good chair... if I was there I’d sure sit on it 🙂

[@rachelcookie321]

I’m surprised Danny doesn’t know what a concubine is. They used to be very common in royal families and other high class families around the world. If you’re into kdramas, it’s hard to watch a historical drama without hearing about concubines.

[@Jisoo-coded]

yeah or turkish dramas like the magnificent century

[@TrojanLlama]

2/10 review, too many concubines

[@wednesdaysaturday5340]

Please play game of sultans.... *please*

[@SaturdayNite]

wednesday? Saturday?

[@jackbudi]

It looks so bad.

[@rawrxd1699]

It's literally nothing like the ad.

[@erehdeppart6057]

wednesday nOoOoooOooOoO

[@f1kRii]

Pls stop

[@spaceoddizzy]

5:55 My friend saw this ad and downloaded the game, got to level two, and the next day, he came to school, and said “Yo! I’m _legally_ a pumpkin!”

[@elliotgiglio4732]

I never thought I’d say this, but I miss school and things like this

[@oliverthemthey6749]

@@elliotgiglio4732 same :(

[@capylost]

i used to play this game osp much that i reached level 2000

[@Glamrock-Sakura]

*Spookly Spookly Spookly Spookly Spookly Spookly Spookly Spookly Spookly Spookly*

[@imzipperoni]

Hes a legend

[@sofia-qh3mj]

Let’s together *abandon game of sultans*

[@bethan2850]

-hell yes-

[@josh979]

But what about the entertainment of fat shaming your daughter?!?!?

[@charlotteworley8666]

This is great😂

[@ItsVindicated]

*leT’s tOgeTHeR sAd*

[@ash_tray]

One good thing about having a terrible memory is that I’m able to rewatch these old videos every few months and it’s all almost brand new to me

[@emiliew5553]

I DO NOT RECOMMEND HELIX JUMP!! i reaches level 2 and the process for becoming a pumpkin is EXTREMELY painful!!! do NOT play this game!!

[@mcplumpkin6191]

I'm a pumpkin... now.... it's too la

[@nihartantry]

Bro this ain't the damn app store

[@LenKunNow]

i got to level 147 im a pumpkin

[@casperina2439]

I was at level 3000, until I got a new phone 😭😭

[@crimz_]

Casperina You can transfer your data from you old phone to your new one, and just sign in aswell.

[@sophiejones7160]

Please play the game!! I need to know whether her diet with no fried chicken works or whether he will slap the maid again!! Appreciated

[@jothman42o]

Sophie Jones I don’t even think that happens lmao, I downloaded it like a month ago to see what was good about it and it’s basically battles and yes there’s concubines but you can’t do anything 👌

[@jackyaranda3692]

The game is boring. You can only level up your children and concubines instead of talking to them

[@sophiejones7160]

blue perks oh lol I was getting excited!!

[@the_tangled_girl9494]

"What's a concubine? Is that like a mix between a cucumber and a porcupine?" I DIED😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@merinakhumair1768]

🤣😂👏👏

[@dx.feelgood5825]

Nobody tell Danny lmao

[@the_tangled_girl9494]

@@dx.feelgood5825 better not🤣

[@CantBelieveItsJustButter]

The_Tangled Cowgirl I asked Siri what it was and cried a-bit

[@PineapplePen-vz8ph]

I got it to 100😊

[@avidee4300]

Since Danny is legally a pumpkin I guess he could get away with... any crime imaginable... since the law doesn't cover convicting pumpkins. This also raises the legal question of pumpkin marriage.

[@ChaosAbsurdity]

Same pumpkin marriage should be legal ✊

[@georgebeckons539]

What is a concubine? *flashes back to several heart-wrenching palace dramas*

[@-Ghostess]

I automatically had all of Empresses in the Palace run through my mind

[@420catboi]

I thought of that scene in Mulan where the soldier guys dress as women to her into the castle and the guards like, "Concubines, ugly concubines"

[@zora1138]

Danny: "Here's another fun phrase!" Ad: "Grammarly does more than catch errors."

[@teestarc8294]

Nice pfp tho-

[@petalistired1425]

I got an optimum ad instead-

[@nuggetstreamer7573]

*sweater weather plays in the background* 👀

[@iceicicle3046]

@@teestarc8294 I agree. And I would think so even if I wasnt bi

[@luuuuux_]

Your pfp is so good

[@chaddy2455]

i’ve gotten so many ads that said “I can’t reach pink!” even when they make no sense and even when there are no colors in the game. I think they’re all made by the same people because it’s always pink and it happens so often. sometimes it also says this will cure anxiety, or they turned ocd into a game.

[@r3negadex]

I hate those ads where the person playing is like "It's so hard! I can't do this!" when the solution is so obvious, it makes me want to physically reach into the ad and take control of the game, which is honestly genius marketing. They know how people who watch Let's Plays basically scream "YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY" at the screen, so they take advantage of that little quirk to try and get you to prove that no, it isn't that hard to reach level 2 or put the pink color in the tube, the person playing is just missing one or two dozen brain cells! LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE, SON!

[@willo4719]

Hello mr. leorio

[@krishkasturirangan8838]

Yesss that weird bicycle game thing and the push people thing

[@luuuuux_]

@@r3negadex ikr?!? They just make me want to seriously do it myself, which is genius, but the joke’s on them! I won’t do it. I once downloaded a game like that and it was a lie. They showed all these puzzles and the actual game was just like candy crush, except with like plants or something. I shall forever be salty about that.

[@frog_legs8362]

Game of sultans isn't actually like how the ads are it's literally about being a sultan and taking over the world I don't know why the ads make it out to be such a shot game

[@DerUbermonke]

If you get past level 47 you are legally Disneyland!

[@orlumbus5192]

I’ve seen ads that say *if u get past level 60 you are legally skilled*

[@AC-td4io]

Get over 28 and you’re illegal

[@kaylathomas7485]

If you get past level 70 you are Disneyland skilled legally

[@brandncibr9831]

Yes

[@MicGregor]

Dude totally just threw his chair under the bus to make a seatgeek ad.

[@TheCynicalDude_]

Yeah dude. I feel awkward and sad for his chair now. How it still supports him is beyond me.

[@wolfe440]

TheCynicalDouche I know. It’s bittersweet.

[@JakeCuster]

Becoming a legal pumpkin means you get to review your legal options...as a pumpkin

[@kibstar1]

Jake Custer ah it all makes sense now

[@Wedelia919]

Lol

[@Spike_Monster]

It should come with more perks

[@thomasdickson35]

4:17 Plot Twist: Big Ben is the name of the huge biker dude who frequents that one bar you're too scared to go to. 😮

[@sofiinthesky]

"get your butt on a better seat" SeatGeek should make that their slogan

[@MrsRoseSimple]

*walk into Disneyland* Mickey: "Wanna see my arms come off?"

[@minecraftsteak7757]

ಠ_ಠ..-

[@Kamila_Kamila]

Ech0location I hate how I don’t even have to think just to get this reference, it’s just automatically in my head.

[@olivia-me8lv]

And if you score 500, you get to meet Donald the Disemboweled Duck.

[@unlacedshoe3696]

Pumpkin

[@quickscoper3159]

Comment= dark Likes= 666 Perfectly balanced things as they should be

[@janeh9962]

p l e a s e make a video of you playing the Sultan game!!

[@partypoltergeist]

YESSSSS

[@hauntedhorrorberry]

The game is nothing like the ads and it's quite boring, so... Nah

[@meggels9215]

It’s nothing like the ads

[@sun-is7pm]

I played it and it's boring and easy

[@weavesnatched7957]

Y E S

[@navii8547]

How did Disney not call an orbital strike on the first few ads or the people that made them yet?

[@KNEEsocksandsandals]

Legally being a pumpkin makes it legal to gut you during October.

[@CanaanWorld_2]

Maybe that’s what happened to Donald

[@ginieljoubert2427]

*slowly walks away from all you sick fucks*

[@meenasabbay4648]

*how to legally be a pumpkin*

[@Trisaaru]

Let's together look at bad game ads!

[@ggor06]

You are always first on Pewdiepie's videos

[@vc8326]

Handz 0n Trigger I live in a constant state of fear and misery

[@Trisaaru]

krossball Animations I'm not subbed to The Pie Man. I don't know what you're talking about

[@florencelemon2219]

Look look everybody JUST LOOK !!!!!

[@Trisaaru]

XerioX Do you miss me anymore?

[@Kabunz]

The Sultan game consits out of 75% cheap and boring fight "gameplay" (you're not even playing, the soldiers fight by themselves), 24,9% percent clicking on things to level them up and 0,1% percent making these choices. The ads are hella clickbaitey, don't waste your time on it Danny.

[@novicephilosopher8118]

That doesn't sound as fun as it appears in the ad, though i'd love to watch Danny play a game where you could make choices like that...any suggestions?

[@Ana-vb8vr]

He should play those clickbaity episode apps

[@tallulahahrens-siegel9832]

What about the other 10%?

[@chkn___5815]

The percentages are wrong.

[@adrianbee7570]

Ooooh episode is good

[@eringrl101]

Nearly three years later and I have to tell you that yup! Lots of us were roped into Game of Sultans bc of those weird ads! I still play it three years later and it’s moved quite a bit away from its original form. Also, mostly female players in the beginning, seems more like an even split now.

[@lydiak8300]

*Slips WHOOPS IM PREGNANT

[@nutellafromgloaming2275]

K Rager WHOOPS, your daughter's overweight! :o

[@maudblue8243]

And NOBODY wants to marry a fat 8 y/o

[@chairee6627]

Ur DAUGHTER IS *TOO FAT*

[@spencerpaquette3044]

*slips WHOOPS MY NEWBORN SON IS TOO UGLY

[@a.patel1]

Whoops you slapped a girl!!

[@rabbiqa]

I especially hate those My Mom vs My Dad or whatever ads

[@mikka9242]

Ikr I always get those!! Or the ones that say pro vs noob

[@catsbyislost]

They always have the same hands too it bugs me soooo bad.

[@SlewedBoot25934]

Its like one of those clickbait roblox videos

[@tribeofephraim5801]

Theres on of those ads,where there's two screens,one with ninja playing fortnite and one with pokemane playing league of legends,but they edited it to make it look like they are playing this mobile car game,and the caption is "mom vs dad"

[@heathervanopdorp3007]

I saw one with Ninja and a random women not to mention he has no kids

[@joblhioryanos2065]

No one: Danny: WHOOPS! I slipped now I’m pregnant

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

Fanfiction in a nutshell

[@someidiotmetalhead]

Imagine what OSHA regulations would look like if that was possible

[@nothinghappens9811]

@@someidiotmetalhead I don't fully understand why but this cracked me up and I'm sure I'm going to be thinking about it all night.

[@sarahcosta5199]

gregnant*

[@MrEyes-xh4bb]

before clicking on the replies, the word "pregnant" wasn't showing so it just said "whoops i slipped now i'm" i thought it was a fill in the blank comment

[@Cool_Kid95]

4:47 "Decapitated Goofy" Is that a Five Nights at Treasure Island reference?!

[@dinnertimedad4667]

Yes I would like you to make a video to play that game #Greg

[@youraverageanxiouscommente2756]

1 thousandth like

[@speedydemoncooldude8988]

I thought Danny would talk about the "my dad vs my mom" ads

[@erinc8885]

AlexE I’ve seen those! And they make the dad suck at the game and the mom do awesome but people would only care if the roles were reversed

[@thevandalstookthehandles]

The ones with the dumb facecams of two people who are way too young to have kids? Yeah I know ‘em

[@aud8345]

ARMY BLINK ONCE all the ones i’ve seen they make the mom suck but the dad do good lmao

[@iopic3898]

I hate those ads because the only reason the mom is always better is because she’s obviously been playing longer.

[@alyssahansen1400]

And sometimes it is the same ad but with different text 'me vs my grandma', 'noob vs pro', 'my sister vs me', etc....

[@rorybarbee1954]

Legally together sad

[@idiothoe5421]

Rory Barbee let’s together sad

[@sunnaaa]

Just slide and come

[@_dollyia]

I always see these ad’s where the caption is “I can’t reach pink colour” the thing is all the ad’s I see with these captions are for totally different apps so people are just copying and pasting random things for their ad’s?

[@hochimane6535]

They aren't giving you a ticket, just permission to go to Disneyland

[@UnrealisticArgument]

Rip

[@rosemacdonald1]

Love that Greg has so many inside jokes. If someone came to the comments section they would just be like ????? but all of us are just like _tOgEtHeR sAd_

[@senatorbillchupacabreiii749]

can’t relate JoJo siwa's hairline 🗿

[@rakew9231]

We don’t have to be together sad! Come come let’s just slide and come!

[@hollyc315]

*Come Johnny just slide and come*

[@Elisa-wn3im]

@@hollyc315 back into my life cause I miss my son

[@isoldeschultz125]

Dentro de mi

[@leann4265]

Concubine: *cucumber shaped porcupine* DUH

[@Lilbeanz19]

The game before the Disney land one was actually "Dancing Line" or at least it used to be. Now it's Music Line. It's actually a pretty good, fun, music game despite the ads, and it's probably being badly advertised there or even advertised on a false account or something ;-;