Awful Game Ads On Instagram 2

[@beefysaurus]

From the part of Morse Code Danny played, it says, “Harder than” so it’s probably “Harder than you think.” For any one interested, the clip is “.... .- .-. -.. . .-. - .... .- -.” And the rest is ”-.- -- ..- - .... .. -. -.-“

[@0vinaphobia]

Yeah you right you right. I know some Morse; enough to read the rest

[@dallasgws2]

Elizabeth Hollett huh, didn’t know that

[@dummybelles9651]

Thank you so much

[@anactualmoth9750]

Omg you're from the 1840's

[@krowwithakay]

Okay Boomer, Wait? Okay industrial revolutioner!

[@thegrinch9580]

Your crush *flirts with you* - Flirt back (100 diamonds) - Squawk like a bird and lay an egg

[@tradingleader328]

Love your picture

[@taylerfinley7122]

I would do the second regardless

[@chiiibits]

Most of these the Diamond choice is the better and normal choice but this one is the opposite I mean you would be so weird if you choose flirt back XD

[@fluffyboy1266]

I would pay the diamonds

[@somecaucasianhuman4036]

I’m not saying this in an offensive way, but nothing special really happens when you spend diamonds

[@evelyngregg4666]

"Dead people don't play mobile games" -the new pirates of the Caribbean movie

[@rhodesoakley9863]

Evelyn Gregg they wouldn’t last against Danny reviewing his legal options

[@iamsoquirkye3352]

*"

[@Lisa52478]

Evelyn Gregg wrong it’s more like this...”Dead people don’t playing thee mobile game on yee rectangle thingamobers..”

[@evelyngregg4666]

@@iamsoquirkye3352 oops thanks

[@NickKzig]

I'd bet money they'd make a mobile game based on it lol

[@BorsalinoOPreal]

As a youngster who existed during the year 1844, I can indeed confirm the fact that I, and only I, understand the purpose of that particular mobile application.

[@spiltmilk0204]

hows the Cholera epidemic going for you?

[@BorsalinoOPreal]

@@spiltmilk0204 it was quite a vile one indeed, however i triumphed!

[@ingridinge1975]

Isn't it witchcraft

[@MrZig-Zag]

What does the Morse code mean? 👁👄👁

[@spiltmilk0204]

@@MrZig-Zag i believe it says “harder than you think”

[@deascorner]

Episode is literally like Wear the outfit your date specifically sent for you to wear [💎30] Wear literal rags [free]

[@twylaace]

and getting the diamonds is ridiculously hard

[@-Topin-]

@@twylaace just read 30 episodes to choose the dress that you want or.......SPEND 10 DOLLARS IN CLOTHES YOU CAN’T WEAR

[@fauninaround8920]

Tru

[@fauninaround8920]

Its the mobile versikn of ea

[@helengrugett]

*Kiss the love of your life and grow up to be rich and happy!!* [5,000,000,000💎] *Die in a car crash* [Free!]

[@mememarket8579]

Divorces: Exist People in mobile game ads: *i'll take your entire stock*

[@atmosleon]

true though- xDD

[@modricsgf]

Udk why i read that as Princesses: exist People in mobile game ads: *i'll take your whole stock* Im so dumb ik ik😌

[@Tohru_Adacher]

im a N ø ø d l e ok

[@Toa_Va]

Entire*

[@justjules24]

did you mean: stonks

[@mayac1105]

Morse code was first used with telegraphs in 1844...i guess they did do their homework

[@shely_D7vil]

My IQ just increased to 160

[@BobRossCat]

:OOOOOOOOOOOO

[@leave4917]

“♩ Don’t do your homework! ♩”

[@stoopidfork1756]

U did too

[@betweenthecracks1162]

Well wtf does the code say tho?

[@2006PoyotaKirbolla]

For some reason the fact the ad had Morse code is so scary to me. Like they are actually hiding something. Although it’s probably another ad.

[@cheese1627]

How the hell do you have 60 likes

[@slightlystressedoatmeal4291]

Someone translated it in other comment and it says "HARDERTHAENUTHINK" which is probably supposed to say "harder than u think"

[@billysillygoose]

morse code will always scare me even if its the dumbest message. its just so ominous

[@KinimodRocket]

Morse sounds scary but it's not it's not hard to learn

[@KinimodRocket]

@illygoose MORSE CODE IS NOT DUMB YOU SHOULD LEARN MORSE CODE AND SEE ITS NOT dumb oh sorry caps lock too lazy to write it again sorry for caps (edit 1 year later: ima just put this here because i still get replayed to i know he dident say dumb its my bad and im sorry for it of course damn a year ago? i still got replayed to this after 1 year damn. anyway yeah im sorry i wont remove this massage because its funny to see how blind i was)

[@lilkermit3276]

Your stomach growls because you're hungry. - Eat (20 diamonds) - Get ran over (free)

[@woomyzooms3781]

Lil Kermit -kiss him -duvorce

[@unlacedshoe3696]

Lil Kermit *-eat your own shit*

[@pizzvore]

@@unlacedshoe3696 yes

[@Shelbus_Grace]

or eat 20 diamonds

[@Nolongerningen]

I will be the last like for you to get 1000 of them

[@sophievenable2724]

"Dead people can't play mobile games" Is gonna be my senior quote.

[@shouldacomewithawarninh4974]

Same

[@user-wu6ov7yk2r]

Same

[@kd_and_a5h227]

Lmao

[@katherriiinneeee]

Sophie Venable my senior quote is gonna be “my neck, my back”.. don’t ask

[@ThatStupidIdoitMatt]

Sophie Venable your profile is hat kid

[@amazingducks1647]

Your boyfriend just proposed to you "Slap him" "Marry him and then divorce" "Pee in his mouth"

[@Zoelee_]

Bahaha please 😭💔

[@CursedCaptainGaming]

Pee in his mouth [5000 diamonds]

[@kenny_MCchicken950]

Its so true

[@mohamedyooshau8396]

“all of the above”

[@amazingducks1647]

@@mohamedyooshau8396 actually that would cost [50💎]

[@jgonzaldesigns]

3:30 So i got HARDERTHA so i guessed and i think it said HARDERTHANYOUTHINK Aka Harder than you think

[@TheMossyHill]

This comment needs more likes so more can see

[@floridaboii]

dam

[@bopperz]

69 likes

[@PetalMcAllister]

how do you understand just BEEEP EEEEEEEEP BEEP BEEP

[@Acheron-IX]

@@PetalMcAllisterthere’s long beeps and short beeps and different combos of those make letters

[@oliviahok3316]

your baby just learned how to walk knock him over divorce

[@iwonthesitateebltch3319]

👁👅👁

[@batren04ren89]

Divorce

[@hi_its_me7006]

DIVORCE

[@mikewalsh137]

Knock him over, then divorce

[@evilpoopyfart]

*DIVORCE*

[@Bee-zw9je]

1844 was the year the first telegraph by Samuel Morse was sent. The message read: “What hath Greg Wrought!”

[@neegas3490]

Why is there an elderly old man as your pfp

[@Jacob87439]

Your smart

[@cm5g]

"I have a cut and it's bleeding." Get a bandage - 47K diamonds Make it infected and die - Free

[@wanilimbe]

“A bug is going to attack me” Kill it - 90k diamonds Let it bite me with generates maggots and then rats will eat me and I will die- Free

[@potionoffireresistance9901]

"I have to breathe" Breathe: 1M gems Die: free

[@moonlight-no3os]

I need to exist Exsist:300k gems Fade into dust:free

[@anastasianicole6187]

Did you mean: the American healthcare system

[@papayadoodlez9994]

Exactly

[@ylgaor2216]

LMAO I can tell have nice Danny is as a person by the amount of sadness in Danny’s voice and face expression when he saw the bear spanking other bear and said “...what?”

[@haylee.j.h3643]

“Only 1844 kids will understand this” 1845 kids: i unDeRstAnD tHiS toO

[@bigounce8549]

Developers: SHUT UP, you don't get it you fucking idiot.

[@notarealhuman_]

I don’t understand I am in the year 368 B.C so someone please explain

[@ballifwackhispp2571]

I’m an 1839 kid

[@arctrooperjesse7582]

Funny-

[@Denturess]

This is 90s kids and 00s kids

[@kayq4811]

Your wife doesn't join the Greg army. Option 1: divorce Option 2: divorce

[@marykay5299]

Your wife doesn't join the Greg army Option 1: Divorce Option 2: Pee in mouth

[@emmanuellyloyola2030]

Option 3: kill her

[@eliana_strong]

You forgot about option 3, divorce

[@jammyrulz3586]

Your wife doesn't join the Greg army. Option 1 : Slap her in the face Option 2 : *_D I V O R C E_*

[@DontCallMeDave]

*speaks from experience*

[@ellaw6052]

danny being so literal about all of the ads makes me laugh so hard

[@peachybabe4060]

Truee ksbdkxn

[@Superstar-sw5iy]

wow 597 likes but no comment not even this one because it would get deleted when you see it

[@Fakhan221]

@Superstar3409 your comment ain't deleted

[@loganfowler8888]

@@Fakhan221 do you not know how to @ people

[@jhawse441]

@@Fakhan221 a few

[@nudj3]

Fun fact 🤓: The reason why the ad that said only kids from 1844 will understand this is because Morse code was invented around that time. (The Morse code also says "Harder than you think")

[@chaltrs]

That’s surprisingly clever

[@Cookey89]

Ty for translating

[@WackAnimations]

“Hard game eh?” “Harder than you think.” Emesis blue vibes

[@sanjanashankar6375]

Came back to the comment section after 5 months…had almost forgot about the Morse Code bit…I just remembered losing my sanity while trying to decode it…so thanks for this comment😂✨

[@heatherduke7703]

1844 was the year of the first telegram

[@user-ci5dh1ps4g]

Morse code is "harder than you think" but played so fast you have to slow it down like crazy to interpret it.

[@f0nk3m0n]

lmao its got multiple meanings, like it's harder than you think to figure out the morse code but the game is also hard. fun times :D

[@feuillemortal9831]

R/woooosh either on my part or yours.

[@billydeadghost1002]

Claire Smith see we didn’t even need to download the game too solve it

[@jaydentanner1301]

@@gabbyb3167 literally not funny at all smh 13 yr old

[@wannadie731]

Yo I'm your 1,000th like lol

[@Theoneandonly_anjali]

The amount of sadness in Danny’s voice when he saw the bear ad and said “...what?”

[@baileyyh72]

💀💀💀 Bear abuse

[@Lei_padayao]

Gonna shave my eyes now

[@artdeco777]

@@Lei_padayao gonna wash my bed now

[@theshay-mix6224]

My eyes, they’re watering. 😢

[@stocking6627]

@@artdeco777 be right back i gotta go walk my fan

[@bugsbugsbugs2337]

You’ve been born into the world! - Breathe (20 diamonds) - D I V O R C E

[@ASHHWolfin]

W I T H L I F E

[@georgiaclarke7502]

life is ultimately meaningless

[@sydthesciencekid2801]

Lmao

[@internetpersona3496]

Yeah hi I'd like to divorce Life, he's just not giving me what I need in this relationship I feel like I'm the only one putting in any work

[@itsyaboioldcelery472]

@@georgiaclarke7502 emo

[@thatweirdmoldycarrot4262]

I watched this the night after my parents divorced and it made me laugh after I thought I never would for a while. Thank you Danny

[@WaffleDaBomb]

​@star_gir1937L

[@FR1TT3RS]

Mine divorced a few months ago

[@Shae29]

Mine are the in the process✌🏻

[@likes.of_oldcrows]

​@@Shae29 Mine are in an unhappy marriage, and My Dad sucks and (gives entire backstory)

[@Shae29]

@@likes.of_oldcrows me toooo!😃

[@laerkema7678]

I can't believe you just talked about kids from 1844 for 4 minutes straight.

[@wystrix439]

Let me explain to you the first ad's caption. In 1844, the US was still barely growing. People were allowed to claim any piece of land as long as they farmed it themselves. This is why kids from 1844 will get it, because their parents were constantly looking for unclaimed land, and the game is about claiming more land.

[@viciousnerdery]

Yeah what the fuck

[@azizpromisiri6914]

As shitty as the game ads may be, he totally missed the joke. It’s essentially making fun of the “Only 90s kids will get this” by taking it to an extreme such as 1844. It’s also a double entendre because it has the plot of 1840s epidemic of claiming unclaimed land. It’s honestly a brilliant joke.

[@ugis_]

Laerke MA 아미💜

[@button465]

is this a complaint?

[@sap_syrup]

Wife falls down the stairs: Ask if shes okay: 35 diamonds Divorce her: 0 diamonds.

[@jxckfn8149]

Omg that's pretty much the game summed up

[@toxicmentality7109]

-ask if she's ok : 2 diamonds -DIVORCE: 500 diamonds

[@beefandcheddar693]

I have -420 diamonds

[@autumndawson06]

Storm Tail THATS ALWAYS WHAT HAPPENS! THE LOGICAL CHOICE COTS DIAMONDS AND MY BROKE ASS DOSNET AHVE DIAMONDS!

[@curiousjorge2481]

@@autumndawson06 r/foundthemobileuser

[@rosa-hu4kf]

I actually had Episode for a bit and this is a recap: Get dressed? "No, go naked and embarrass yourself and make your crush hate you forever!" "Yes" (💎9000)

[@brawlstarsaspirant]

Yes,got it too and is just that-

[@anietgonzalez7606]

rosa same I got that too

[@localspacearsonman9992]

Me too. I had that game when I was, like, 8 or something and oh boy.... you summed it up perfectly.

[@roeee_51]

I know-

[@XDgoodbye]

XD

[@minionionion]

10:20 this actually happened to me before lmao. i used to live in a small apartment with my family and one day i really had to pee. i opened the door and my sister was totally knocked out on the toilet. i was in literal shock

[@gracegill2109]

No one: Episode: OMG the baby just kicked! [Kick it back] Or [ slap her]

[@gracelogan6071]

Grace Gill AHAHAHAHHAA

[@ChaseFerrell2]

😂😂😂

[@shannishanni5479]

KICK IT BACK 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 FUCK

[@alyssa1706]

I can’t reach pink color

[@Joseph-kp8iz]

Pee in its mouth

[@kait2223]

that spanking sound effect is forever going to haunt my nightmares

[@LithuniumSnowx]

to think an entire PR team watched these ads several times and thought "yup love that". Whomst are these people and where can I find them?

[@mowganashwey]

I love knowing that you are Greg.

[@Ynrielle]

Me too

[@jordancrass4527]

What I thought about the entire Dceu 🤣 (except aquaman)

[@nunyabusiness7858]

This is marketing's area, not PR.

[@cw10allstar]

1844

[@luci-fo9ug]

I am an 1844 child. I can confirm that, no one but me (the only 1844 kid alive) will get that game.

[@leelewis6334]

i am 4481 adult and i get it

[@thequeenoftheabsols]

I'm from 1448, can you explain it for me

[@Thelittlecartman-o6n]

Some other kids are there

[@adiraj1892]

What’s the morse code then

[@beardedemperor]

Neo-nazis were using "1844" for a bit because too many people were recognising the codeword "1488", and they wanted it to sound even more unhinged when someone tried to unmask them. In all probability the ad wasn't directly programmed by neo-nazis though. Might just be computer generated by an algorithm that had too much 4chan in its training data, or written by someone who was seeing the code floating around and thought it was a meme number like 420 or 69.

[@willowxx21]

According to my Morse code translator, the first ad is saying, “Harder than you think.” 😂👌🏼

[@cheesenipspartymix]

Willøw B. Thank you

[@fortniteinanutshell435]

Willøw B. Thx

[@willowxx21]

No prob lol

[@BMX.]

48 STAB WOUNDS

[@matilda2121]

I'm glad they had that in morse code instead of using it as the caption.

[@i34rn36]

I googled it and 1844 was the year Morse code was invented Edit: As some people pointed out Morse code was invented around 1836-1837 but 1844 was the year that people started actually using the system - sorry for the confusion I guess

[@dvnityy]

Ooooo

[@wrongsize3175]

The FBI needs people like you

[@frnksfrthmmrs2508]

I3;4rn3 well okay you can join the Phandom now because we’re all members of the FBI

[@kirzo211]

good job

[@EmyN]

Ooo damn

[@ALLEPHZALLEPHZ]

The Morse code is “HARDERTHAENUTHINK” which i assume its saying “harder than you think”

[@skittlestheprotogen3476]

It’s obviously Harder thae NUT think.

[@LambdaDevious]

Ooo, the ad had outsmarted some of us

[@uuntied]

Maybe

[@regansballs]

Ty for spending ur time to translate it lol

[@anapaularodriguesfreire5979]

I was looking for this thanks

[@lilicat9687]

I popped a pretzel bite into my mouth right right before the bear ad. Horrible timing, I about choked to death from the surreal combination of shock, laughter and pretzel.

[@coreysolorioloduca4370]

“your wife divorces you because you slapped her” “slap her” “divorce”

[@christineyoung5985]

literally william and clara acton

[@christineyoung5985]

afton*

[@toestoes315]

@Pyro that will eat you idk but William used to be chunky af JSJSJSJ

[@chelseajordan6693]

Divorce

[@tripp9285]

@@christineyoung5985 whos clara lol

[@addiebajaddie]

Plot twist : the bear was spanking in Morse code

[@addiebajaddie]

skeldopentorasu / skelly gasp

[@MaxiTaxi54]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hnLTpqZpaMeFg6s

[@justyournormalemogirl3298]

@@changedaccount4340 i-

[@Crustydusty8937]

@Yeet Mania wat the hecc

[@wjjekehdjs]

Wait actually....

[@mattjonesturning]

waiter: would you like some food [kiss him] [slap him] [divorce]

[@meisme7274]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dannyballs0685]

Bruv I'm picking divorce for sure

[@Zero-ec3cu]

Kiss him

[@ThatVintageGuy]

@aitareya Dwibedi manager lol

[@imzipperoni]

Reach the pink color

[@beautymask666]

Actually in the game of sultans ads the woman is actually jokingly painting herself so it basically saying “ hey, no self confidence, only me👿”

[@neongray7959]

Morse code said "harder than you think" also please do an episode video lmao

[@krista_]

Neon Gray thx boi

[@jellyjamhorns]

Was hunting for this comment

[@avanipakasi7343]

Neon Gray tea

[@joellenour]

Ya it does

[@joellenour]

Neon Gray my sister can understand Morse code

[@theepicwaffle5212]

You are making breakfast. -*Make bacon and eggs (35 diamonds)* -*Eat a plastic bag*

[@mesafox]

The Epic Waffle -Pee in your own mouth

[@waldo1635]

-Burn the kids that are playing in the street

[@arigatofriend1042]

I'd eat a plastic bag

[@gayfurry5287]

-D I V O R C E

[@nickgurr2028]

woffle happy doggo noises

[@nutellacastle]

You're at an animal shelter. - Adopt a pet - (30 diamonds) - Drown in the sink -

[@chaoticgood936]

-slap him -DIVORCE

[@mollyfromacnh9973]

- Pee in her mouth - (FREE) - Leave (70 Diamonds)

[@kitkatfiend]

occasional memes - Like the comment - (10 diamonds) - Strangle your dog -

[@joshuagarrison1620]

Adopt pet

[@joshuagarrison1620]

@@kitkatfiend like

[@tashvisanghvi8161]

Crying bear- “Pls just do what he says” in a high pitched voice 😂🤣🤣🤣🥺 - 8:17

[@mahnoushhosein]

Episode is basically: **going on a fancy date** -wear a beautiful, fancy dress with heels and earrings (20 diamonds 💎) -wear sweater with jeans

[@rainofstars00]

Speaking realistically, you're completely correct

[@mahnoushhosein]

Jamie The Joker lol yep

[@aidanabbott3686]

Finally, a game i can relate to

[@RedLee20]

*- pee on money*

[@joycesummer3818]

God that's so true

[@9dra9on9]

“What a horrible business strategy to design a game for dead people” Well you sir just downplayed the invention of the ouija board

[@MamaMOB]

Except that the Ouija board isn’t designed for dead people. It’s designed for living people to contact dead people.

[@9dra9on9]

Morgan O'Brien-Bledsoe tomato tomatoe

[@bluebird1694]

@@MamaMOB *demons imitating ded ppl

[@dumbpossum8461]

@@bluebird1694 bruh nobody asked

[@bluebird1694]

@@dumbpossum8461 This is a public forum. I didn't ask for your reply either yet here you are. Don't like the comment? Ignore it or Kick rocks. Kthanksbye

[@definitely_nemo]

Pregant Wife : The baby kicked-! Option one : He'll be a karate master-! (20 diamonds) Option two : KiCk It BaCk

[@lv4519]

Option 4-*sacrifice him to the underlord*

[@muddychevy731]

Lol

[@izukumidoriya9651]

Option 5: Go to Area 51 and give it to the aliens

[@faing8238]

I made this 200

[@gayfurry5287]

Option 6: Pee in the baby's mouth

[@Sundewwwww]

I, a young lass from the early dawning of the year 1844, I endorse this bemusing thought and ramble that yes, indeed, only I and the myriad of other young lasses and lads can comprehend this. It is a mighty confinement of miniature pixels plastered together to invent a recreation type of mental distraction.

[@theclap262]

Wife *talks to friend* -Ask "Whos that?" (50 diamonds) -Start a bacterial outbreak and thermonuclear war

[@macyona]

-DIVORCE

[@medic1204]

-*L E A N I N F O R A S N I F F*

[@marblesodaxx9143]

DIVOOOORRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCEEEE

[@riverpaw3234]

I would pick B, but I want those diamonds, so A.

[@staplersbreak7136]

[Classmate asks for pencil] *Stab them with the pencil>* *Paint their backpack green>*

[@ys-mi2js]

Staplers Break {chooses the first one}

[@Pig.e]

{DIVORCE.}

[@yeokika]

Slap them with pencil Divorce

[@seeforkat]

*Change your school*

[@Ophidian827]

*slaps with knife* *screams in AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

[@samih8822]

No one: Episode: OMG your sister just had a baby! [slap its face] or [kiss it]

[@evataylor8761]

( marry )

[@camila314]

[ DIVORCE. ]

[@bokkbokkk]

I love your Profile pic

[@abigailc27]

420th like

[@pinkypink8592]

[Steal it]

[@Octol1ng]

Ads be like: "Oh god, I really need to poop..." Poop on her Divorce Use the toilet [WATCH AD TO UNLOCK]

[@dq4u214]

morse code: "harder than yo-", So it was probably going to say "harder than you think"

[@evageorge2212]

@@bumbum5580 Kids could see your message.

[@munchy_bones1122]

@@evageorge2212 and where's the problem a dick is nothing special but the Comment from that person is a little bit dumb and don't needed.

[@kaatpc2059]

@@munchy_bones1122 it's just a joke omg LEAVE BRO *LEAVE*

[@evageorge2212]

@@munchy_bones1122 how did you see my message so quickly?

[@officiallumine]

@@evageorge2212 she is magic hahaha

[@lennonfischer3540]

Episode is always like “Will you marry me” Yes (30 gems) Pee in their mouth DIVORCE

[@marcellanathasiaanakpeterr1988]

How did that come here

[@Rage_Quiting]

how do you divorce someone that is asking you to marry them here comes the r/wooosh people

[@dannygj]

@@Rage_Quiting yes

[@jurajjankovic1586]

@@Rage_Quiting dude r/woooosh

[@user-li5tm4yk1b]

KSKSKSKKSSKKSKSJSKSKSKSJSKS I AM NOT ALIVEEEEEEEEE 😂😂😂😂😂😂🙂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lone_soul2075]

I can't wait for Danny to do the video about Episode.

[@antanaskumele2334]

Lietuva ?

[@thatlagirl_3477]

Inesa Kolpakovaitė Inesa Kolpakovaite i have episode and none of the stories are as weird as this

[@kokafox3951]

Yas

[@lucasurquiza554]

that la girl_34 are you sure you think that because you haven’t played the weird ones? I mean, I’ve seen a lot of ads for it here on KZbin and most of them depict ludicrous situations, and a lot of them seem kinda rape-y...

[@elizabethdesruisseau7826]

Inesa Kolpakovaitė Inesa Kolpakovaite sAME I’m so excited for it haha

[@hanazeeshan5315]

As a kid from 1844, only I understand the dark secrets portrayed in a mobile game ad where you steal other people's paint to color the floor. it's classified

[@kimododorkon]

i'm from 1786, do tell

[@antoniofontes8283]

"I gotta pee!" [Slap his face] Or [Kiss him]

[@jazzyww7254]

“I gotta pee!” [*D I V O R C E*] Or [Kiss him]

[@Hydrophobiqe]

Slap his face: 100,000,000 diamonds Or D I V O R C E: *F R E E* Or Kiss him: 500,000 diamonds

[@umakotwal4890]

1. Find a tree, bush, or stump that is at least 6 inches tall. 2. Unzip and whip it out. 3. Start your stream aimed towards the bottom of the tree trunk or stump, or the middle of the bush where the leaves are the thickest. (so the pee doesn't make a loud noise) 4. Push the pee out as fast as possible so there is less of a chance of someone seeing you. 5. Put it back in ASAP and zip up and walk away discreetly.

[@melany5814]

Uma Kotwal lol

[@umakotwal4890]

@@melany5814 did u use my advice

[@SandiSaydak]

Danny gets copyright claimed by billion surprise toys Slap him❌ Divorce❌ Both✔

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

Get slapped by legal ❌

[@its_not_elmo8735]

Threatening to have them slapped by legal successfully (unlike Angie) ❌

[@AntonisZ73]

200th like :)

[@katsukibakugo463]

Wait but who do we slap? Danny or billion surprise toys?

[@its_not_elmo8735]

@@katsukibakugo463 We slap bst

[@ajhandzeliloski2707]

Your boss flirts with you and you don't like it 1. You tell him to stop it because you don't feel comfortable with it(50,000 diamonds) 2. You become spy from tf2

[@YouTubeUser_912]

*W h e r e ' s t h e m a k e o u t b u t t o n*

[@CursedCaptainGaming]

I’m becoming spy from tf2 that would be cool as fuck

[@smilec3ke263]

Why is tf2 everywhere

[@yasmeen2939]

because yes

[@tychopanda]

I feel like this is a sign for me to play tf2 again

[@kungpaokitten333]

Danny: “but people do die on the toilet.. a lot” Me: *sitting on the toilet*👀👀

[@Ash46123]

Someone kindly introduces themselves on the street. Say hello [💎10000] Divorce [Free]

[@quitted7276]

Willa Bukata:(talk_smart) Me:(confused) I like your funny words magic man.

[@duckster-fos2747]

@Willa Bukata I- huh?

[@duckster-fos2747]

@Willa Bukata I can’t read anymore

[@quitted7276]

@Blade. just 122💎? Lmao better speed it up before episode ramps up the price.

[@DrBlueHigh]

*Don't mind me just gonna divorce with a person I just met*

[@neophantomm]

the spanking bear made me *too* uncomfortable lol *especially with the sound effects*

[@4mbreb]

valarinaa x and the rubbing 😂 aaaaaah i cant

[@anoja31]

Yea I did not see that one coming lmaoo ;-;

[@neegas3490]

The bear reminds me of that king from adventure Time that kept spanking his subjects

[@Hadley_is_bored]

7:36 omg this so much I am literally dying laughing. Danny, you’re a comedic genius.

[@dirt203]

Imagine being a fan of Danny Gonzalez and actually have the name Greg. I'd feel sooo special. Like damn bro. Take advantage cuz u lucky

[@worldwidefonnayss8080]

naming my baby Greg now😂

[@alexissummers4545]

Yeah because everyday you get greeted by him lmao

[@Phenrex]

Yeah, but then you would have the same name as Onion Boy

[@EggsBeneshit]

My name is Greg ._.

[@ehehehehehehehehehehehehe4551]

My name is Greg, and yes, it’s rly cool ☺️

[@iwillcutyouhoe7592]

“Dead people can’t play mobile games” -Danny Gonzalez March 2k19

[@blank-hw2sm]

Morse Code decryption: .... .= .=. =.. . .=. SPACE = .... .= =. SPACE =.== = (= instead of _ or - because they make the text italic or overlined) This translates to: HARDER THAN YT The "YT" probably stands for "YOU THINK"...

[@just_going_mads]

Did KZbin remove the Morse code? I watched this video a few hours ago and was able to hear it but now I can't. I don't know if I'm going deaf or am insane.

[@teamregolith5657]

You are going deaf

[@pokaay3163]

No silly it means 'Greg is the fastest growing army on the internet' didn't you read the pinned comment?

[@just_going_mads]

@@teamregolith5657 oh shit. Well, guess I'll just rewatch this video continuously for the last few hours of hearing I have left.

[@chiiva846]

Madeleine Curley They did not remove it. You're deaf oh no

[@tinleygraceee]

12:45 “is this real life?” OR JUST A FANTASYYYY

[@Maria-br7ee]

Would you like fries with that, Miss? [ SLAP HIS FACE ] O R [ K I S S H I M ]

[@Willowowy]

[ PEE IN HIS MOUTH ]

[@mesafox]

[ DIVORCE ]

[@littlems.sexxyy]

[Kills] [ pees in mouth]

[@kertchoo6831]

[YES] 69420 diamonds

[@ranjanbiswas3233]

@@littlems.sexxyy No tina is not your dog

[@llamatoons1133]

2009: *explains what you do in the game* 2019: *advertises video of a bear spanking another bear*

[@Bob_of_bobington]

Truth brotha

[@Bob_of_bobington]

@peter monaghan oh... oh no

[@blupperss]

I came across this at the exact moment the 'spanking bear' came into the screen OwO

[@althepal234]

Galar_Girl good except for the owo part. 8/10

[@blupperss]

@@althepal234 I like OwO don’t judge me OwO

[@nouistaken3719]

Morse code says greg is the fastest growing community on KZbin (don't look it up)

[@jufronda]

subscribe to PewDiepie :0

[@2cnz969]

@@jufronda shhhhh

[@nouistaken3719]

Yareli Reyna I am already subbed

[@jufronda]

@@2cnz969 :'0

[@jufronda]

@@nouistaken3719 Te amo :'0

[@4lyf3]

The morse code message is “Please help me, I’m trapped playing this game in the 1840s”

[@emergncycontact]

you’re joking ?

[@Loafie-Bee]

@@emergncycontact I think they are. The Morse code actually reads: Harder than you think. 😅

[@emergncycontact]

@@Loafie-Bee ohhhh thank you !!

[@charlieh9011]

*"Dead people can't play video games"* *-Danny Gonzalez, just then*

[@aspol12]

Charlotte H mobile*

[@lucasborage8764]

Second comment

[@haley8753]

"Dead people can't play video games" - Danny Gonzalez, just then" -Charlotte H

[@COhlen]

""Dead people can't play video games" - Danny Gonzalez, just then" -Charlotte H" -The_Wolfs_Claws idk how to do your crossed out o lol

[@itookachonce1032]

"Dead people can't play video games " -Danny Gonzalez, just then" -Chalotte H" -The_Wølfs_Claws" -Joe K." -Tia Vanbavel

[@bredmytexas]

The Morse code is saying “DIVORCE”

[@Aiden-xv1ei]

Lol

[@jacehutchison6592]

divorce code

[@jellynuggets7952]

@@allisongomez3545 woosh

[@Kaitlyn.66773]

@Jelly Nuggets Lol

[@chelseamccain1007]

No it's not Morse code.... It's divorce code

[@jenniferleblanc8094]

So uncomfortable with the bears till he had me laughing hysterically.

[@champiggyfrm_pig5271]

I was so not ready for the bear spanking one, I couldn't breathe for a second

[@charlottelandon1388]

the morse code said: *you’re the special one*

[@cheesenipspartymix]

char char for real?

[@miminewbean8518]

I don’t know if I believe you 😂

[@brianna4267]

I have nothing else to run off of so I will take this as truth

[@zacariah0761]

Must be an 1840s kid

[@masternain2612]

I slap you in the face

[@zoeyiguess]

I legit couldn't stop laughing for about 5 minutes after the bear spanking party

[@Froggy3rec123]

Ikr!! But that was still super sad 🙁

[@j3lly5h4rk]

Sameeeeee I'm dying omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stoll9412]

Zohar Bowman it was so funny i lost it

[@alsowishimura6824]

i think “party” was a typo, but it makes the comment so much better

[@septiicc]

sameee

[@cultofgoose1942]

“Pee in her mouth” “Divorce” Danny: “no I don’t think I will”

[@doodledevore4374]

How bout both?

[@GDS1]

Damn

[@GDS1]

But why would he pee in her mouth why not on the ground or was his D in her mouth or.... ...

[@doodledevore4374]

@@GDS1 that's a good point

[@mauvsstuff4742]

@@rosegreen3144 It's gross, but I guess it's OK...

[@hannahbanana-z1y]

Danny: “I’m a guy, so I can pee outside” Girls: -what about meeee…-

[@kimkillillasfuq8212]

This is gross but woman can just use a funnel to pee like a guy. There's a company that makes vagina shaped funnels marketed to campers and military personnel. Do with this information what you will

[@stepladder469]

Yep I remember playing that game 170 years ago,it was a great one Edit: thank you for likes👍

[@reyinterlude]

I played it 150 years ago ugh it was a good time

[@skyisthelimit2673]

Episode: What are your going to wear to the dance? *an actual friggin dress* - 20 diamonds A pink tracksuit - Free

[@renbiscotti1514]

Honestly though, I had it for like a month and actually enjoyed it but then the diamonds came into play and it made me murder my best friend instead of save them

[@yongsun6358]

@@renbiscotti1514 how did you even get the options for free-

[@kaiyoblu7349]

@@renbiscotti1514 choices and episodes please spare diamonds

[@koscbiodrowapelagiusa]

@@kaiyoblu7349 I don't think there's a big problem with diamonds in Choices. It's easy to get those tbh??

[@kaiyoblu7349]

@@koscbiodrowapelagiusa really? For the choices I want I have to pay like 20 diamonds and that takes me at least 3 days

[@imhulki463]

When you ask your viewers to decipher Morse code but no one actually answers it. *DIVORCE*

[@livwithab4276]

im hulki wrong. the correct answer is pee in her mouth

[@DiegoGhostlytheDoes]

As a kid from the 1840s I can confirm that yes, both interpretations were in fact correct. On an unrelated topic, I do not understand the language of morase code.

[@greenman7653]

Danny you just don’t understand the first one because you aren’t from 1844.

[@radiopenis1011]

Green Man Take me back to me the 1840s 😍 music today sucks

[@kalylareisinger6466]

Lol

[@TheSweetestPea94]

He should consult Cody Ko

[@sleazyyeezy2238]

Thousandth like

[@jordanh4362]

I was born in the wrong generation :/

[@nickwilliams8504]

"Your girlfriend is pregnant!" "Dance outside naked" "Slap her" "Divorce"

[@munnatripathi8909]

😂😂😂

[@spongyfan6443]

"*D I V O R C E*"

[@tays.wrlddd]

Is there an option for me to die?

[@ragnorfellandcantgetup3916]

"get milk 8000💎"

[@yoeltogarmikael3278]

Spank the little bear arse

[@maddiebrale2671]

Worker: *Hi welcome to McDonalds!* *[PEE IN HIS MOUTH]* *[DIVORCE]*

[@straggotsmoa1278]

*{SLAP HIM}*

[@KaarneAsada]

{KISS HIM}

[@asherschmidt9820]

*[EAT HIS FACE OFF]*

[@PinkFlares]

*[PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE]*

[@kt-qy6hc]

*[DRAW A MOUSTACHE]*

[@bees373]

a surprising amount of people do just randomly fall unconscious on the toilet tho. if you strain to poop too hard you can pass out, its called vasovagal syncope

[@Vivian_Wong]

The funny thing is, Episode actually has a zero tolerance policy with sexual content on their app

[@rramshacklez]

lmao

[@emmakolb6703]

Welllll that must have changed cause I’ve played a few games that... well let’s just say don’t follow those rules ;)

[@LuvFearlessly]

I’m pretty sure my character lost her virginity on the sidewalk outside her house in one I played.

[@dekusnumber1simp380]

Hannah E. K. Lol wth

[@Arrandir]

There was a game.. in a strip club.. where.. things happened.. that made me delete episode because ew wtf

[@jetcool8557]

"Not to mention they're all dead" Bro like I really busted a whole ass lung wtf 😂😂

[@jaobVG]

7:42 so did the bear

[@purplebanana9]

Jet Cool I busted a knee cap

[@jatziry258]

No one: Helix waltz: slap his face or kiss him

[@komokaziboschetti]

The best part about the spanking bear animation, is that, the swirling of the hand is added in, the tears, and the red hand marks. I bet we can blame danny for those additions.

[@m7kalh]

Ads: 97% of people can’t pass this level Me: because they don’t even play your game?

[@dynasticpig3759]

Roasted like dem potatoes

[@Jennyerds]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@beanborne6949]

Damn what a dumb goal

[@m7kalh]

@@doctorwhofanedits159 u know that I said exactly as u said? lmao

[@TheRealAfterVerseBmwHater]

OHHHHHHHHH

[@heidilewis8704]

"Honey! The baby just kicked!" {He's going to be a kung-fu master!} *{kick it back}*

[@Maddie-fb5kg]

{pee in his mouth}

[@PhantomCobalt33]

{DIVORCE}

[@ketchuppacket7116]

Pencil Sharpener I just screamed lmao

[@sock6257]

{Kiss him}

[@poolnoodle8925]

LMAO

[@swapnilchaba3106]

Conspiracy theory: this video is a giant brand deal for all the games

[@irritation_at_the_nightclu1016]

ZX 👁️👄👁️👄👁️👄👁️👄👁️👄👁️👄👁️👄👁️👄👁️👄👁️👄👁️👄👁️👄👁️👄👁️

[@cheesegratersimp3700]

Tell me who else just found Danny one day and is now hooked? Bc that was me and I know I’m not the only one! Love watching your vids dannay keep it up!

[@oktover3031]

She didn’t tell me happy birthday? (1)Tell her it’s your birthday (2)DIVORCE

[@josemarcelino2434]

Option 1 is 400 diamonds

[@MrGoose-cz9gm]

(3) *murder*

[@jen_is_not_ok]

“Dead People Can’t Play Mobile Games” - Danny Just Then

[@mreverything7056]

He needs to stop judging them. Dead people are still people! They can totally play games. Everyone is so prejudiced nowadays. Btw that was a joke.

[@CanadianDan854]

“iF yOu GeT tO lEvEl 10 yOuRe LeGaLy SkIlLeD.”

[@colonialkorn7786]

If you get to level 2 your legally a pumpkin

[@MuskanKhan-mp5pt]

Keith Reid if u get to level 1 your illegally a banana

[@billieeyelash8481]

"oNlY oNe pErCeNt cAn MAke iT tO LeVeL 10"

[@colonialkorn7786]

@@MuskanKhan-mp5pt thanks

[@MuskanKhan-mp5pt]

Keith Reid nO probLem congratulations being a illegal banana😂😂

[@forty_two42]

I just got a notification that you uploaded this. Four years late. Im beyond confused