Awkward Moments in Dungeons and Dragons

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3 жыл бұрын

Lets look through the eyes of your character when you, the player, are deciding what to do for your next turn.....lets get some Awkward D&D moments going.
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@OneShotQuesters
@OneShotQuesters 3 жыл бұрын
Whats an Awkward Moment you've had when playing D&D?? 😳
@sovest555
@sovest555 3 жыл бұрын
When I had to talk my players into running away instead of fighting the literal thousands of enemy soldiers heading their way that they had neither the time nor the remaining resources to deal with. : P
@shoe479
@shoe479 3 жыл бұрын
When my Character somehow got into a royal carriage while wearing a cardboard box on my head, covered in shifter blood and yellow paint.... safe to say it was a very confusing and quiet time, while being a warforged who was slightly burned and dented from the town lighting on fire
@undeadjackolantern6809
@undeadjackolantern6809 3 жыл бұрын
Small talk
@mystic499
@mystic499 3 жыл бұрын
When my DM wanted to ship me and my friends characters so dnd me Yeeted him into the forest and he got captured by goblins but the good thing is I had wild shape and turned into another goblin convinced them I was there to trade and killed their leader another player had something to turn themselves invisible so out of no where their leader was dead and a 6 ft elf and a large teifling was just standing there we killed them all
@Moonshine_Victory
@Moonshine_Victory 3 жыл бұрын
[1st party] When I'm the only player trying to actually roleplay my character and make their actions make sense. Meanwhile the rest of the party tries to sacrifice a goblin for some reason and accidentally summons a few demons. [2nd party] When our ranger tries to put a pot on our druid's head just because he suddenly found out he had one with him; then our druid noticed him doing that and casted Poisonous Spray so he went down to 0 HP.
@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312
@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312 3 жыл бұрын
I like the idea that wizards are actually just flipping through their spell book
@zainiadnan2335
@zainiadnan2335 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the idea of wizard preping spell mid combat lol
@melissawardjohns220
@melissawardjohns220 3 жыл бұрын
Alot do.
@the_eternal_darkness_8436
@the_eternal_darkness_8436 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly that’s how I view all wizards. They just have their spellbook/grimoire magically floating and they flip through it as the spell book magically finds the right spell for the occasion (assuming the Wizard already had it prepared)
@CI0wN
@CI0wN 3 жыл бұрын
@@the_eternal_darkness_8436 are you implying that preparing spells is just putting magical bookmarks in their spellbooks so they can flip right to the correct spell?
@lorekeeper685
@lorekeeper685 3 жыл бұрын
Thats why spell prepharing existing Its a book mark
@grimgreycastle5141
@grimgreycastle5141 3 жыл бұрын
When the DM is tired with u seducing characters that he tells u to act out the seduction
@kanevivi
@kanevivi 3 жыл бұрын
That actually happened, he wasnt prepared.
@GhostOfRazgiz
@GhostOfRazgiz 3 жыл бұрын
Bard: I Seduce the Dragon DM: Roll Charisma Bard: 32 DM: Roll Constitution Bard: Why? DM: Male Dragon
@joaquinriosrodriguez7316
@joaquinriosrodriguez7316 3 жыл бұрын
Next morning the DM awakes in a bed with the bard. Roll for initiative against the angry dragon that was also in the bed. Don't ask how it showed up in the real world.
@mr-shkelly-bonesh
@mr-shkelly-bonesh 3 жыл бұрын
@@GhostOfRazgiz *OOF*
@canadiangopnik7007
@canadiangopnik7007 3 жыл бұрын
@@GhostOfRazgiz that is perfect
@fykoseik
@fykoseik 3 жыл бұрын
So how are your parents? You killed em Thats right (damn that killed me)
@Mattsimilate
@Mattsimilate 3 жыл бұрын
Just like the parents
@yuki97kira
@yuki97kira 3 жыл бұрын
Are you the parents?
@toocoldforyouhere8353
@toocoldforyouhere8353 3 жыл бұрын
Like their parents
@fantasyshadows3207
@fantasyshadows3207 2 жыл бұрын
is that parents
@Grieves0001
@Grieves0001 2 жыл бұрын
Who the parents..................
@luzmorales749
@luzmorales749 3 жыл бұрын
Being a monk human with high Dexterity, trying to dodge a hug from an NPC you may or may not have a crush on, but rolling a Nat 1 on it...
@tigerwarrior1787
@tigerwarrior1787 3 жыл бұрын
"Okay... so INSTEAD of Dodging them... you ATTEMPT to dodge them via backflip... and kick them in the chin... roll for damage."
@rachdarastrix5251
@rachdarastrix5251 3 жыл бұрын
@@tigerwarrior1787 "I somehow rolled a 500 on a D-20. What magic is this?"
@luzmorales749
@luzmorales749 3 жыл бұрын
@@tigerwarrior1787 I had a plus 7, so thankfully I didn't kick him in the face 😅🤣
@muskatDR
@muskatDR 3 жыл бұрын
"In your attempt to dodge, you fall on the ground but not before you grab the NPC. You are now lying underneath with NPC on top of you."
@ShiftylittleDemon
@ShiftylittleDemon 3 жыл бұрын
My character always runs up to hug this one npc everytime we see him and is honestly would be so funny if he just started dodging it after a while
@ElysianAngel
@ElysianAngel 3 жыл бұрын
Dnd in this format feels like an untimed game of chess where the king is in check, but they can't find how it's not checkmate.
@DragoSonicMile
@DragoSonicMile 3 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't such a situation be called "Stalemate"?
@FatedHandJonathon
@FatedHandJonathon 3 жыл бұрын
@@DragoSonicMile I think she means you've put your opponent in check, but they don't see, say, a piece off to the side that they could move to block the check, so you have to wait five minutes for them to find the way out of the situation. Also, no, it's definitely not stalemate if there's a check. Stalemate is explicitly "you can't move, but you aren't in check."
@beaconblaster33
@beaconblaster33 2 жыл бұрын
bishop to the rescue! (and got taken and you lost)
@emmabean5150
@emmabean5150 3 жыл бұрын
When the king started talking about his relationship with the rogue's mom, I thought the rogue was actually going to end up being the king's son.
@_somerandomguyontheinternet_
@_somerandomguyontheinternet_ 2 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@kayplaya86
@kayplaya86 2 жыл бұрын
well he did "end up" the kings son
@midnights2631
@midnights2631 11 ай бұрын
Same lol. It would be funny
@robertnope1993
@robertnope1993 10 ай бұрын
They do look strikingly similar…
@lemmetalkaboutthis
@lemmetalkaboutthis 3 жыл бұрын
"No that spell won't wo- _wait!_ ... No that won't work!" I came to this place, at this time, in the midst of combating a growing headache, trying to find a glimmer of hope and peace in these trying times, and yet you assault me so, good sir, in such a way in which the true power lays in its accuracy
@nairocamilo
@nairocamilo 3 жыл бұрын
"Can't I just undo my held action?" "No, you compromised." "What the heck, GM!"
@nyx0103
@nyx0103 3 жыл бұрын
I am fairly certain that if your held action is triggered you can still decide if you take it or not, just like opportunity attacks (although why would you not take your OA is beyond me). It's still funny in the video's context nonetheless.
@elf-lordsfriarofthemeadowl2039
@elf-lordsfriarofthemeadowl2039 3 жыл бұрын
the fact that the DM allowed such a long conversation is the bigger time-breaking problem
@thatCbean
@thatCbean 3 жыл бұрын
@@nyx0103 Not taking an AoO is sometimes beneficial for saving your reaction for something else. Like for example, a prepared action, counterspell or shield spell. But yes, you can also not take your prepared action as it requires a reaction to actually do. Still funny in the video though
@nyx0103
@nyx0103 3 жыл бұрын
@@elf-lordsfriarofthemeadowl2039 I mean, when you play, it kinda feels like time is at a halt for everyone except the one who's turn is in action.
@nairocamilo
@nairocamilo 3 жыл бұрын
@@nyx0103 That is correct! But houserules are houserules, and certain GMs with VERY specific houserules exist...
@annasmith9570
@annasmith9570 3 жыл бұрын
Rolling really low as a ranger and alerting an ogre to my presence via a rolling log that I started by accident.
@arloracc
@arloracc 3 жыл бұрын
This was released 6 hrs ago. How u comment
@osfichofis3453
@osfichofis3453 3 жыл бұрын
@@arloracc There was a premier.
@arloracc
@arloracc 3 жыл бұрын
@@osfichofis3453 ohh damn I missed it
@annasmith9570
@annasmith9570 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a Patreon of his
@alexkoder1982
@alexkoder1982 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder what would happen if the party ever realizes that they all look strikingly similar? Would they accuse each other of being Doppelgangers?
@AngharadMac
@AngharadMac 3 жыл бұрын
I was kinda waiting for that with the king and the rogue in this one
@rachdarastrix5251
@rachdarastrix5251 3 жыл бұрын
In my headcanon they all look simular because they are actually a homebrew relitive of humans & elves of their own. Still waiting for Oneshot to declare it official.
@lostsoulsthc7137
@lostsoulsthc7137 3 жыл бұрын
Their dad was a bard...
@madhatterine2805
@madhatterine2805 3 жыл бұрын
All their mothers had tragic love affairs with the evil king.
@AngharadMac
@AngharadMac 3 жыл бұрын
@@madhatterine2805 THIS
@legendsofmichael4315
@legendsofmichael4315 3 жыл бұрын
I was expecting a standard betrayal when they went for the hug, but the held action was hilarious
@Queerventurers
@Queerventurers 2 жыл бұрын
Me too!!!
@christianemerson4622
@christianemerson4622 2 жыл бұрын
Personally, I though a fighter or monk were just gonna fly in multi-attacking the king
@marcosma2562
@marcosma2562 3 жыл бұрын
When you roll low stealth but you don't know if it was low enough or not so you keep sneaking only to realize everyone was waiting for you.
@Nevyn94
@Nevyn94 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, a good rollplay is sticking with your rools, no matter how bad they are, unless its a nat 1, where you somehow flip an entire room trying to sneak through it, then you should drop the sneaking
@marcosma2562
@marcosma2562 3 жыл бұрын
Not really, if you make a noise you know you made it because you could hear it. The character would also try to guess wether it was heard and change strategy. If you rolled low on deception for example, you would be right. But stealth is justified
@Nevyn94
@Nevyn94 3 жыл бұрын
@@marcosma2562 I agree, though it would all be depending on what you are rolling stealth for, trying to move quietly in a forest? sure you step on a twig and it snaps, moving through a crowed/the shadows? not so much, unless the dm says that you are easily spotted and the person turns towards you
@OrcaWolf
@OrcaWolf 3 жыл бұрын
I can hear the DM rolling over in laughter and agony for such a plot twist to now have to figure out what happens.
@nathanielbass771
@nathanielbass771 2 жыл бұрын
this was made even better when you realize that the wizard "awkwardly walking away from the duo" was his bonus action that allowed the held action to commence XD
@aiseanaivalu2143
@aiseanaivalu2143 3 жыл бұрын
Why can I just imagine the Paladin throwing it back off screen during this entire thing?
@ndt_dynamite2247
@ndt_dynamite2247 3 жыл бұрын
Damnit, now I can't not imagine it!
@randomonlineuser6401
@randomonlineuser6401 3 жыл бұрын
Im confused what do u mean?
@MOTHHMAN
@MOTHHMAN 3 жыл бұрын
@@randomonlineuser6401 I think throwing it back is another word for twerking, so they mean they're imaging the paladin twerking off screen in the video
@alexbutler7269
@alexbutler7269 3 жыл бұрын
@@MOTHHMAN that or he meant the drunk paladin
@PhoenixBorn666
@PhoenixBorn666 2 жыл бұрын
@@randomonlineuser6401 like the 1 above me said, throwing it back is also slang for drinking heavily. So the Paladin is seeing all this and just sitting/standing there downing booze in response lol
@catswellthecat7855
@catswellthecat7855 3 жыл бұрын
Legend has it the wizard is still trying to figure out what spell to cast
@ronaldomoura1932
@ronaldomoura1932 2 жыл бұрын
He ended up with fireball some time later
@skell6134
@skell6134 2 жыл бұрын
@@ronaldomoura1932 As he should
@ronaldomoura1932
@ronaldomoura1932 2 жыл бұрын
@@skell6134 #teamfireball
@idoganor100
@idoganor100 2 жыл бұрын
@@ronaldomoura1932 hey, if it ain't broke, don't change it.
@Hayden_Lummus
@Hayden_Lummus 2 жыл бұрын
He’s desperately trying to find the spell to repair a broken heart…but it can never be found in a book.
@slowmoth
@slowmoth 3 жыл бұрын
Jokes on you, everytime I speak in dnd is an awkward moment 😎
@rachdarastrix5251
@rachdarastrix5251 3 жыл бұрын
-10 Charisma?
@slowmoth
@slowmoth 3 жыл бұрын
@@rachdarastrix5251 yep that's my irl charisma stat lol
@rachdarastrix5251
@rachdarastrix5251 3 жыл бұрын
@@slowmoth 9 ttimes out of 10 high irl charisma is useless because the irl people have -30 taste a 50 in sensitive and a -40 in wisdom. This is why I tend to actively seek people with rare qualities that make them at the very least redemable.
@lostsoulsthc7137
@lostsoulsthc7137 3 жыл бұрын
That's just life for some of us
@nathanielbass771
@nathanielbass771 2 жыл бұрын
plot twist, play a character that does not speak? laugh as your party tries to figure out what you're trying to tell them XD
@_jake_ni_
@_jake_ni_ 3 жыл бұрын
When one of the player suduced their own father.
@bdubsmoss8593
@bdubsmoss8593 3 жыл бұрын
Oedipus instinct
@maem7462
@maem7462 3 жыл бұрын
How does that happen
@_jake_ni_
@_jake_ni_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@maem7462 We were fighting and she decided to flash them. She did know it was her father tho
@bladeofSteele
@bladeofSteele 3 жыл бұрын
That could be this video 👀 maybe the guy is the king's son and the mom never said so
@ayf449
@ayf449 3 жыл бұрын
"Luke, I'm your father." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
@LastKatanaGirl
@LastKatanaGirl 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the wizard is busy with finding a spell and while searching just casts two spells and then keeps on searching for a bonus action. 😂
@nathanielbass771
@nathanielbass771 2 жыл бұрын
actually, it's made even better when you realize the wizard awkwardly moving away from the duo WAS the bonus action that allowed the held action to commence XD
@mickeyyowzah
@mickeyyowzah 2 жыл бұрын
Well, yeah. He used his reaction for counterspell, he used his action for prestidigitation, but he still has a bonus action. I'm guessing the wizard has had the spell Expeditious Retreat active on him, which meant he could use Dash as a bonus action, which allowed him to move again.
@joda7697
@joda7697 2 ай бұрын
Well, it was one reaction (Counterspell) and one action (Prestidigitation) so of course the Wizard wants to do something with his bonus action too, if he can.
@johnpatrick1647
@johnpatrick1647 2 жыл бұрын
If the King declares the rogue his son right before he dies, does that make the rogue the new King?
@heathjake25
@heathjake25 2 жыл бұрын
You have a point, but I think it has to be formal, like announced at a crowd. But yeah, probably.
@dovahkiin7253
@dovahkiin7253 Жыл бұрын
Well no because he would be a bastard
@rachdarastrix5251
@rachdarastrix5251 3 жыл бұрын
It would seem one of your viewers has decided to cast Fireball as a cantrip.
@notsae66
@notsae66 2 жыл бұрын
I love the Wizard flipping through his spell book, only to glance up and almost indignantly cast counter spell when he sees the BBEG trying to kill the Rogue. It's such an offhand thing, I love it! Just "Eh, no! None of that!"
@Southern_Crusader
@Southern_Crusader 2 жыл бұрын
“That’s what you call commitment.” “That’s what your mother didn’t have.” 😱
@rootyful
@rootyful 3 жыл бұрын
This should be nominated for an oscar
@CompanyCoGamers
@CompanyCoGamers 3 жыл бұрын
Insecure young ranger finally builds the confidence to scout and lead for the party. Natural 2 perception and natural 1 stealth. My character has returned to insecurity, his true favored terrain.
@-Offstar
@-Offstar 2 жыл бұрын
That awkward moment when the Rogue is in range for the Evil King to somehow use a spell that requires touch yet the rogue is somehow out of range to use their daggers to attack.
@WildBluntHickok
@WildBluntHickok 2 жыл бұрын
Gets worse when you realize for that to work IRL his arm length would have to be longer than the rogue's arm+weapon length!
@mouthlesshater
@mouthlesshater 2 жыл бұрын
The Evil King moved AND used a Legendary Action.
@SerephinaOfTheKamis
@SerephinaOfTheKamis 3 жыл бұрын
Masterpiece! When they go in for the hug, and the rouge goes for the kill. . . Just. . . ALL THE EMOTIONS! 😭😂🙃😁 Awkward moment: rolled really high on intimidation in a middle of a bandit group, and DM stared at me and said "Damn, that was supposed to be the first combat of the campaign" 😂
@_somerandomguyontheinternet_
@_somerandomguyontheinternet_ 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was the DM when that happened once. I was trying to have the characters get attacked by cultists heading through the forest, but the monk rolled a Nat 20 on intimidation.
@TheOnlySiggi
@TheOnlySiggi Жыл бұрын
Now I feel smart to have my first combat be against a magical, but bloodsucking, bush. Has nether ears nor eyes 😏 Even if it was just a random idea, it still was somehow smart. I guess. I hope so. Well...
@TheOnlySiggi
@TheOnlySiggi Жыл бұрын
Now I feel smart to have my first combat be against a magical, but bloodsucking, bush. Has nether ears nor eyes 😏 Even if it was just a random idea, it still was somehow smart. I guess. I hope so. Well...
@boefr
@boefr Жыл бұрын
I can relate to that! My party once had a situation where my rogue was supposed to fail a search for my party’s fighter in a dark forest, because it was important for meeting a specific character. I ended up rolling a nat 20, and ruining all of the plans for that session! 😂
@JackoKeaves
@JackoKeaves 3 жыл бұрын
My party had a fight with a group of bandits and I was a rouge. The ranger took a shot at a bandit that was standing infront of a bush I was hiding in. They rolled a nat 1 and I took a point of damage. It was the only damage I took that combat. 😂
@tigerwarrior1787
@tigerwarrior1787 3 жыл бұрын
Ranger: *Misses shot* Bandit: "That all ya got?!" Rouge Rogue: "OW MY ASS!!!!"
@1217BC
@1217BC 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, you didn't do the whole "I am your your father" bit. Nice!
@CraftyBonkers
@CraftyBonkers 3 жыл бұрын
When your monk friend's girlfriend goes missing, but you've been drinking for a while and roll a nat 1 on a CON save. My bardlock did a backflip off the stool and passed out on the floor of the pub.
@soulsurvivor2706
@soulsurvivor2706 2 жыл бұрын
"Why did I bring this spell to a combat session!" too relatable
@cogahan3105
@cogahan3105 2 жыл бұрын
I love the idea that the Wizard is frantically flipping through his book, not knowing what to do, and then they overhear the villain say something and they just randomly shout "Counterspell!"
@MaxPwnzer
@MaxPwnzer 3 жыл бұрын
"I expected you to die, not soil yourself" If only some biologist was in the party to tell him that would have happened after. Good thing the wizard countered it though, otherwise the king would have been stuck with that smell and no one to talk to as the wizard flipped through his spellbook
@nairocamilo
@nairocamilo 3 жыл бұрын
What about those moments when you forget why the heck you're stealing this gem again? What's the campaign story again? DM?
@Reicha
@Reicha 3 жыл бұрын
Me and the second player in the game. It works out in-game, though, as the player who actually remembers everything and keeps notes plays a high intelligence character. Our characters, meanwhile, bring the charismatic chaos. "So, what did you find out?" "What?" "That's why you seduced the king!" "...Ah. Well, I'm getting married and I have no clue." Goblin Artificer: **sigh** "Don't worry, I was hiding under the bed and recorded everything." "EVERYTHING??" "Yes. Even your lose streak at Jenga." (When your seducer is asexual and it's just board game night.)
@ai2802
@ai2802 2 жыл бұрын
Most awkward moment for me was when my Woodelf fell in love with an elf NPC (elves were almost extinct in this world), travelled the realm with her, protected her, even learned sign language (she couldn't speak), only to find out at the very end she was his sister XD
@shadowlord1418
@shadowlord1418 2 жыл бұрын
I see no problem here
@empoleon22
@empoleon22 2 жыл бұрын
Ah so you pulled a Luke and Leia
@luckyfox2997
@luckyfox2997 Жыл бұрын
You pulled a Turin and Nienor
@laurelelasselin
@laurelelasselin Жыл бұрын
@@luckyfox2997 Ah a man of culture XD
@zevlowenstein9572
@zevlowenstein9572 Жыл бұрын
like star wars!
@Nashi_likes_games
@Nashi_likes_games 3 жыл бұрын
Alternate reality: Rogue remembers he can Dash as a bonus action and sneak attacks the Evil King immediately. Then, they both take a few hours waiting for the wizard to take actions, bonus actions, etc... And then the Bard comes up and tries to seduce the Evil King.
@ladygeneveve3805
@ladygeneveve3805 2 жыл бұрын
Evil king was 65 feet away
@benjaminoechsli1941
@benjaminoechsli1941 2 жыл бұрын
Evil King: Son, meet your new dad! Er, second new dad. Bard: Hi Rogue! :D Rogue: AHHH
@jakeking974
@jakeking974 3 жыл бұрын
Most awkward that happened in our campaign was a heartbreaker: our druid had used his thorns thing against a large army and killed like 80% without anyone else in the party attacking. This caused the captain to rout and after the rest of the team cleaned up the remaining grunts, the druid shifted into a wolf and chased down the captain. He was TWO SPACES AWAY and the captain pivots on a dime and sinks a critted bolt right into the druid's skull. He failed his rolls before the healer could get there and he died in my arms, his last words "I tried, guys". But in hindsight, it was kinda dumb of him because we knew the captain was one level higher than any one of us and could choose to roll an advantaged shot. And for me personally, that's way more stupidity than anything: I forgot to check the alignment of a beholder and my character thought he was a patron of my master ( playing as a warlock ), and went to submit to him. As it turns out, they're unaffiliated and chaotic evil, so he turned an eye to me and... I was turned to stone. No saves, couldn't resist, and that was that. Afterwards, the team member who always hated me kicked over my stone corpse, turning me to rubble.
@maxlegolus2817
@maxlegolus2817 Жыл бұрын
I love that he’s not even upset he got stabbed, He’s upset because it’s taking so long.
@aldente3868
@aldente3868 2 жыл бұрын
2:46 Didn't know that the Evil King could use Vicious Mockery.
@jessetheunending9357
@jessetheunending9357 3 жыл бұрын
One of my players decided to run off on his own, pick a fight with 4 monsters, lie dying on the ground as they left him, only to have a giant spider (medium base) come and eat him to death. The rest of the adventuring group still has no idea what happened to him.
@yourtrachcannot4985
@yourtrachcannot4985 3 жыл бұрын
When the bard doesn't seduce the dragon : * Confused DM noises * Edit : HOW DID I GET SO MANY LIKES ?!
@kanevivi
@kanevivi 3 жыл бұрын
My bards dont seduce! Legit not a single one has in any situation. My warlock did once. And my barbarian was tricked into it by a shapeshifter trying to get info from him.
@RhysticTutor1
@RhysticTutor1 3 жыл бұрын
My team bard didn’t seduce, and I asked if he was sure...
@FuturPlanet
@FuturPlanet 3 жыл бұрын
BARDS!!!
@KatTheIndigoWolf
@KatTheIndigoWolf 2 жыл бұрын
My bard doesn't seduce anyone because she is in a committed relationship with her future wife
@yourtrachcannot4985
@yourtrachcannot4985 2 жыл бұрын
@@KatTheIndigoWolf thats wholesome
@unspeci8852
@unspeci8852 2 жыл бұрын
> It's against company policy PSA: Talking about your salary is a federally protected action in the United States and it's the only way to become aware of wage inequality! It is illegal for your employer to punish you for it in any way.
@emptycradle1304
@emptycradle1304 2 жыл бұрын
True, legally even a government spy can legally talk about their salary...
@jakubrepik6242
@jakubrepik6242 2 жыл бұрын
wdym wage inequality
@benjaminoechsli1941
@benjaminoechsli1941 2 жыл бұрын
Ah, but you forget that Evil King is the BBEG, and as such he approves of wage inequality! But he's Lawful Evil, so he abides by the rules he sets (which are written heavily in his favor anyway).
@marcosma2562
@marcosma2562 3 жыл бұрын
When you crit and roll minimum damage: - NATURAL 20 -You swing your sword with mighty precision and strength hitting the dragon right in its neck!!!!! ROLL DAMAGE -2 -Oh -You deal 10 damage. -Oh -THE TICK ON THE DRAGON'S NECK IS SHATTERED BY YOUR STRIKE AND FALLS ON THE GROUND IN PIECES. Dragon's turn -😳
@rachdarastrix5251
@rachdarastrix5251 3 жыл бұрын
Dragon:"Thank you so much. That thing has been bothering me for centuries. Tell you what, I am willing to give you 7 favors in return. I'll do anything you want unless it is too unreasonable."
@mitchellslate1249
@mitchellslate1249 3 жыл бұрын
@@rachdarastrix5251 Replace the Tick with me instead...
@rachdarastrix5251
@rachdarastrix5251 3 жыл бұрын
@@mitchellslate1249 Dragon:"Um, ok. As long as you mean like a hug. Sure. Climb on my neck. While you are there may as well add some jewelry."
@mitchellslate1249
@mitchellslate1249 3 жыл бұрын
@@rachdarastrix5251 Welcome to Vampiric Dragon 101! First off, I am your master now. Second off, you are only a Vampric Dragon Spawn, and have to go back in by Dawn with me or we are both toast.
@rachdarastrix5251
@rachdarastrix5251 3 жыл бұрын
@@mitchellslate1249 "Or, I could kill myself for the dishonor of being enslaved by an inferior species." *Begins eating mountain garlic.*
@stTrooper-nf9dh
@stTrooper-nf9dh 3 жыл бұрын
I had a moment recently when two new players just joined in on a game I was already two sessions into. For this game the primary focus is kind of on treasure hunting as opposed to combat (although there is still combat), and has two BBEGs that each represent a different faction. One of the BBEG's is a powerful frost mage who showed up earlier in the campaign, and was supposed to bump into the players again while they were in a town for a tense encounter that didn't necessarily need to end in combat. The only problem is the party split to prepare different for different elements of the voyage, and the only one who bumped into the BBEG was a newbie. He did learn that this guy had met up with a brigantine owned by the cult he served (who were seeking the treasure for unsavoury reasons) to help him travel more quickly up the coast of the island they were currently on, and decided that it would be easy to destroy their ship since it was just a Brigantine and the players had a full Brig. This, in their mind, would eliminate their biggest competitor or at least knock them out of the competition for a while. That logic seemed pretty flawless to the new players (who ran the ship, as the plot for this session was the original players were trying to hire a ship, and I thought by having the new players run one I could seamlessly blend the groups), and the original party didn't want to metagame (and their characters weren't within earshot). However what the old players new, and the new players didn't know, was that this frost mage was a badass, like demigod level badass. I wanted the games emphasis to be on outsmarting/outpacing the BBEG, and for him to be a recurring villain in higher level campaigns. I spent ages making the setting, and damn if I wasn't going to flex it's lore, and this guy incorporated multiple elements of the lore in one terrifying package. So the crew formulates a plan, a pretty good one in my opinion. The First mate (who was a part of a homebrew aquatic race) would swim under the enemy ship and force the anchor in place so it couldn't be removed easily, and destroy the rudder before returning to their ship. After that they would have their ship emerge from behind some rocks and launch a full broadside attack using every gun at their disposal, after which they could loot the wreck or escape without the threat of being pursued if somehow things went wrong. The problem is things went wrong at the worst possible time. Very wrong. The first mate made all but one check perfectly, and due to his quick thinking his side of the plan went off without a hitch. Disaster struck when the ships captain went to bring the Brig broadside. There were two people making perception checks with disadvantage on the opposing ship (the idea being that they were actively vigilant due to events that occurred earlier in the campaign, yet conditions favoured the parties plan). When the ship came broadside one failed (the enemy ship's captain), and one succeeded, the frost mage. From the players perspective they launched all of their cannons in a glorious hail of metal and smoke, only for most of it to be blocked by a towering wall of thick ice. All of a sudden giant spikes of ice began piercing the sea floor, towering through the water and reaching almost as high as their masts, and they were drawing closer. Long story short (or less long I guess) although none of the party took any damage, they came close to being impaled multiple times and only escaped unharmed because one of the original players blew up the BBEG's shoulder with a high-damage shot to the shoulder using his musket (not enough damage to count as massive damage, but he did good so I gave him a cool moment).
@faolan2174
@faolan2174 2 жыл бұрын
I was expecting that the wizard would finally decide what spell to cast and totally nuke the king. That, or they'd try to go hug each other, only to find out they STILL can't move until wizard finishes his turn
@YoumiKuroikishi
@YoumiKuroikishi 3 жыл бұрын
I’m here! Ah well I created a homebrewed boss that changed its elemental type at the start of the round & a crystal changes color. The boss was radiant mode (vulnerable to necrotic, immune/heals from radiant) and the Paladin Crit Smote it... Whoops.
@aMxx-
@aMxx- 3 жыл бұрын
The most awkward moment was when I turned to a 5 year old (thanks wild magic surge) and had to ask my barbarian and fighter to carry ALL my stuff for me because I have -4 strength. (And the I lost my treasure as one died)
@lemmetalkaboutthis
@lemmetalkaboutthis 3 жыл бұрын
At first I wanted them to end up together as a couple, Now I really want them to be found fami- Rogue: *stabs evil King in the middle of me typing this* Me:.... Well damn
@thatterrariaguidenpc8054
@thatterrariaguidenpc8054 2 жыл бұрын
well on the bright side the king can prolly be healed and not be mad at the rogue son for game mechanics he has no control over
@rabbitsintheattic9889
@rabbitsintheattic9889 3 жыл бұрын
"That came out of nowhere, like a sneak attack." Oh my god this line is so funny to me!
@aaronammann4236
@aaronammann4236 3 жыл бұрын
Jarvis the impossible cleric: Here I'll just cure those wounds for you (Casts cure wounds at level 6)
@Reicha
@Reicha 3 жыл бұрын
My redemption paladin, :') "I use spare the dying" "AGAIN?!" "He's the current big bad!" "And we're getting him a big bad trial. Have a cupcake and no more sulking."
@williamjones1337
@williamjones1337 3 жыл бұрын
Fantastic. Awks moment I had: Introducing a new player character and new player. Do his little intro. Party hates him and attacks.
@Darkrai1201
@Darkrai1201 3 жыл бұрын
This was maybe the best D&D sketch Ive ever seen
@RIVERSRPGChannel
@RIVERSRPGChannel 3 жыл бұрын
Tried to flat of the blade to a towny and fumbled and cut off his head and it rolled down into the common room. Then we became outlaws!
@Constructor_Pack
@Constructor_Pack 2 жыл бұрын
1:39 Caught me off guard with the counter spell lol
@jay-virm
@jay-virm 3 жыл бұрын
Being a gnoll-tiefling hybrid kicked out of the tribe and as you adventure with the party, you encounter and fight your own tribe that recognizes you but you can't say that you came from them because your party has already committed to fighting them.
@gezraidnay6398
@gezraidnay6398 3 жыл бұрын
Me: *0:47 😂😂😂😂😂 I got called out hard.
@MrAaeron
@MrAaeron 3 жыл бұрын
I was expecting the evil king to reveal the rogue was his son
@cameron2528
@cameron2528 3 жыл бұрын
The first spell any wizard should know: "Spell search"
@CreepyConnor
@CreepyConnor 3 жыл бұрын
The most awkward is when session ends right in the middle of major plot stuff
@musicforu5819
@musicforu5819 3 жыл бұрын
This one was briliant, definitely the best one so far
@reaganmonkey8
@reaganmonkey8 Ай бұрын
1:38 I like how slow the wizard is, then how fast they cast counterspell.
@sven253
@sven253 3 жыл бұрын
4:20 i feel like this heartwarming part is gonna be ruined by the wizard. Edit: welp, it was worse.
@LisroMeniosa
@LisroMeniosa 2 жыл бұрын
I like how this channel’s sketches has a hidden dnd lore
@Asyia
@Asyia 3 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite skit you have done oh my gosh, THIS WAS SO GOOD!!!
@feonixrizen4960
@feonixrizen4960 3 жыл бұрын
Awkward moment happened last session, I tried to befriend some earth elementals by playing my lute for them. My party said this probably wouldn't work and I told them "music transcends language." Rolled a nat 1 on performance and snapped all of my lute strings. I just confused the poor things.
@benjaminoechsli1941
@benjaminoechsli1941 2 жыл бұрын
Well, you didn't make things _worse._ 👍
@darkmatterbuildrplays
@darkmatterbuildrplays 3 жыл бұрын
That ending could've been so wholesome...but NO! You had to make one last joke! ....... Honestly tho, great sketch as always!
@thegrandxbunny2073
@thegrandxbunny2073 2 жыл бұрын
Ok but this is unironically a genius play by the DM. To have Roleplay between the characters as one player is trying to prep and tie in an organic twist during so.
@sociallysupreme7101
@sociallysupreme7101 3 жыл бұрын
My brother, a barbarian, failed to kick open a door. Rolled a 1 and a 7 on an advantage, but read the 7 as a 1. So the sorcerer, with a -1 strength kicked open the door without a problem.
@getthedunkon9347
@getthedunkon9347 2 жыл бұрын
Don't worry the bard has healing spells but the wizard is picking his bonus action.
@_somerandomguyontheinternet_
@_somerandomguyontheinternet_ 2 жыл бұрын
So wait, the Rogue researched the evil king for 2 years and didn’t realize that the evil king had dated his mom?
@wuftchan8299
@wuftchan8299 3 жыл бұрын
3:30 the damn borders XD
@Lillyluri
@Lillyluri 11 ай бұрын
Best video on your channel so far. I've been wandering aimlessly through your library for a couple of days now, and this is just *gold*.
@ScarletRedCrimson
@ScarletRedCrimson 3 жыл бұрын
Id honestly love to have a session like this!
@bastionunitb7388
@bastionunitb7388 2 жыл бұрын
An often overlooked rule is that you can choose I you want to spend your reaction to trigger a prepared action
@Drirton
@Drirton 2 жыл бұрын
1:03 It's illegal to prevent workers from discussing their pay. =3
@KatrinaAmaxas
@KatrinaAmaxas 3 жыл бұрын
I was half expecting the Wizard or another caster in the party to cast Power Word Kill or some other high level spell on the Evil King to instantly annihilate him before he and the Rogue hugged...
@midnights2631
@midnights2631 11 ай бұрын
The Evil King insulting the Rogue's mom is hilarious. 😂😂 I can't blame the wizard walking out.
@justinmccurdy9319
@justinmccurdy9319 3 жыл бұрын
My friend who's playing a monk once broke both of his legs and some ribs running down a mountain trying to escape an angry yeti he was too weak to fight. He continually rolled natural 1s on most of the skill checks the DM gave him. Our barbarian had to hike up the mountain alone, find him, and carry him down to camp. The rest of us were too far away to do anything. We had split off to do something else; it's a long story.
@justsomeone875
@justsomeone875 3 жыл бұрын
Didn't happen to me but a ranger in my party and a bandit both kept missing their shots on each other for nearly half the round XD
@Brennan1231000
@Brennan1231000 2 жыл бұрын
Interestingly enough due to the rouges questions regarding the kings wage the party learns that he is not the final boss and that there's something higher up the chain of command
@abj6920
@abj6920 2 жыл бұрын
I think the music actually makes it less awkward than absolute silence
@teaganfrizzell5158
@teaganfrizzell5158 3 жыл бұрын
Well, there's this guy that want's to rap everything...yeah it's really weird but we still play with him now😁🤣
@nyx0103
@nyx0103 3 жыл бұрын
I imagine you missed an E in that word, just so not to trigger the robot filter. Tbh, you should really ditch that guy, no matter what. Sexual assault is not something that belongs in DnD, even in a character's backstory its already borderline for a grand majority of DnD groups, now if its an active thing in a game session that's just a MAJOR RED FLAG. You know why its weird, why do you keep playing with him then?
@teaganfrizzell5158
@teaganfrizzell5158 3 жыл бұрын
Well...he's a friend of the guy who created the campaign, and we can't get rid of him...also my other friend says he's mentally 🌟special🌟🤣
@Reicha
@Reicha 3 жыл бұрын
​@@teaganfrizzell5158 Ooof. I liked it when it was rapping. If he's mentally atypical in any way just makes it worse tbh. Unless it's obvious that he's in no way serious about it and it doesn't bleed out into his irl behavior, I'd ask the DM to talk to him about his irl status. Friend to friend. It could land him in trouble not to mention traumatize someone (I put emphasis on his getting in trouble cause the DM is more likely to prioritize his friend's well being). Not to put that burden on you, it's the DMs responsibility. But it would be a good idea to bring up with the other players, if you have the wherewithal. On the other hand we had a long standing joke in a group of friends that my character took enemies prisoners for her harem. Which probably didn't make anyone uncomfortable, apart from the silliness of the campaign, cause she's a she and I'm female born, which is obviously bad. It wasn't long before *I* was uncomfortable and clarified what I'd been hinting - she, socially awkward, basically keeps them prisoner to be her bffs. There's zero violations past violation of freedom going on. She spared them death for prison time and community service. How red a flag it is can depend on the settinng and how well you know each other and everyone's triggers. Say, In CoS it might be in a backstory as a big serious dark secret, and treated with the severity needed. In a silly game I suppose it might slip if the character doesn't understand and the players all acknowledge it being wrong.
@spookykitty72
@spookykitty72 2 жыл бұрын
I've stopped it at 4:30. I refuse to see what happens next The rouge and king are now adopted child and dad and nobody Will change my mind.
@AidanWR
@AidanWR 3 жыл бұрын
Expected him to become the king's wife because of the line, "I see you what I could have had, an amazing son and wife"
@Leftists_are_Losers
@Leftists_are_Losers Жыл бұрын
Rogue accidentally dons a girdle of masculinity/ femininity and becomes the kings new best girlfriend… well on their way to being married.
@TalkandListen902
@TalkandListen902 2 жыл бұрын
Wizard: * dies out of confusion for choosing spells.
@samdoe3608
@samdoe3608 2 жыл бұрын
Was really expecting the Wizard to throw a fireball at the end
@iHateHandlesGetRidOfThis
@iHateHandlesGetRidOfThis 2 жыл бұрын
in my dnd group there's a general understanding that if you don't know what you're going to do on your turn when it becomes your turn, we just skip your turn. you have 5 other turns before you to think about that and prepare, so don't waste our time
@shadowlord1418
@shadowlord1418 2 жыл бұрын
Theres no excuse if your an experienced player
@dragonbolt4425
@dragonbolt4425 7 күн бұрын
That wizard actually just used the Disengage action 💀
@feazeldagamer2247
@feazeldagamer2247 Жыл бұрын
My rogue’s older brother (Zavier): “So how’s your mother?” My half-elf rogue Prince (Tatshiro): “You killed her…” Zavier: “Oh that’s right…”
@RygasV
@RygasV 3 жыл бұрын
I'll admit I flip through my spell book during my teammates turns just so I can come up with what spells to use incase something happens.
@enmanuele.r.romero6967
@enmanuele.r.romero6967 3 жыл бұрын
0:31-0:37 It took exactly 6 seconds to the king to react and say why haven't anything happened. Smart
@themoltenknight398
@themoltenknight398 Жыл бұрын
In the time it took for the rogue to get his turn back at the end of the episode, 83 other rounds could have happened. Its either he had 83 other teammates or they changed the round times.
@dgroves1570
@dgroves1570 3 жыл бұрын
Oh boy this was a good one so many emotions in one episode
@Ravertine
@Ravertine 3 жыл бұрын
one of your best vids so far keep up the good work guys
@kieljohntoons
@kieljohntoons 2 жыл бұрын
This is too much tea and drama for me but its so entertaining and I love it.😂😂
@Dudae_
@Dudae_ 3 жыл бұрын
Killing the bbeg in a very low level one shot in my 2nd turn while everyone ran for cover. I rolled almost max damage on a guiding bolt and spiritual weapon and that was it. I felt really bad and the session ended way sooner than planned
@hazelolive7895
@hazelolive7895 Жыл бұрын
I wanna see the continuation of this! I need to know what happens next 🤣
@sxlproductions
@sxlproductions 2 жыл бұрын
You know what I would actually love something like this to happen in a session Where a player is too busy picking out a spell to the point that the dm just talks as the king to the other player and then after wards when the wizard picks out his spell The other player just makes a mense with the boss
@mr.outlaw231
@mr.outlaw231 2 жыл бұрын
Evil King: "So how are your parents?" Rogue: "You killed them." Evil King: "That's right..." *Pause.* AU Rogue: "So how are YOUR parents?" AU Evil King: "I killed them too." AU Rogue: "OH! Oh, alright... alright..."
@christineherrmann205
@christineherrmann205 3 жыл бұрын
Is the moral of this story to always make sure you have the highest Initiative and enough movement? Because, if not, I missed the point. 🤣
@elf-lordsfriarofthemeadowl2039
@elf-lordsfriarofthemeadowl2039 3 жыл бұрын
it's to tell the friggen Wizard to think ahead! (lol I'm usually Wizaard)
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