If Warlocks Saw You Make Their Character Sheet in Dungeons and Dragons

[@unknownscip5371]

I had a warlock once where his entire backstory was that his mom got into a fairy tail scenario where she could have the love of her dreams if she gave up her firstborn, she accepted and he was given to the Fae as a baby, who proceeded to just raise him as their own. He’s now on an epic quest to find his birth family while his Fae mom is chasing him, trying to find her kid.

[@Reicha]

That's adorable!

[@RsFanficReadings]

What are his intentions towards his birth 'family'? Because with this, admittedly little, information I am beginning to doubt the biological mother's worthiness of having a child. Personally I find blood bonds overrated. That fae is his mother now.

[@unknownscip5371]

@@RsFanficReadings Well that’s the thing right? 1: he doesn’t know she gave him up for that, he was told she gave him up because she couldn’t take care of him. 2: there’s really no plan that he has, he just wants to meet her, i’m planning on him doing a whole arc where he realizes how bad she is.

[@RsFanficReadings]

@@unknownscip5371 Wonderful.

[@musicat100]

Wasn't there an anime about not bringing your mom to dungeons?... or something like.

[@Diosvox]

Honestly it sounds like his strength would let him throw a barbarian through a stone wall from the amount of daddy issues i could SMELL from that end speech

[@Knockdown4845]

First time playing dnd and my warlock was thrown into a wall by the barbarian, second session he was shoved into the ground outside a school like a tree 😂

[@aezyra4648]

I'm surprised he didn't ask for a short rest the moment he saw his class

[@kaldogorath]

Where do you think he went?

[@kwow3233]

* yawns * I need a nap...oh look insults. WHO SAID THAT! * holds up pillow like a weapon *

[@aezyra4648]

@@kwow3233 I would watch out. The amount of effort the warlock was using complaining, he might want a long rest.

[@therighttrousers343]

@@aezyra4648 even if a warlock needs a long rest, and has the opportunity to take a long rest, they will only take a short rest.

[@mangaartist303]

Maybe the mutual parental issues are why Warlock and Rogue tend to get along.

[@kaldogorath]

I thought it was the crime

[@mangaartist303]

@@kaldogorath That's how they bond

[@plynnmiller7563]

What if the Warlock was the prince(ss) to the group that trained the Rogue, and that’s why they can just jive like that with jokes no one gets but them. The Warlock and Rogue became friends and were sent on a mission to find a member of the McGuffin family to bring back to the leader.

[@mangaartist303]

@@plynnmiller7563 I thought Sorcerer was the prince(ss) of the group... Though I suppose Warlock would make a great Sleeping Beauty.

[@VenonatJames]

No way in my team my warlock gets on well with the rogue.. oh yeah my whole family was killed by a necrosis my aasimar was imune to....

[@flameofmage1099]

My favorite class is Warlock. My favorite character I never to play was a Halfling who made a pact with Asmodeus so she could protect Squirrels.

[@SuperBatSpider]

She’s out there protecting the squirrels now. She just didn’t need the party to do it.

[@ari638]

My druid character has a pet squirrel they picked up when the dm wasn't looking, and now it's a constant competition between the dm and me to kill the squirrel/keep him alive respectively. Almost 2 years in and I'm still winning. My druid would absolutely love to meet your halfling, I think they would be good friends :)

[@pablothecoffeelover2551]

Wait isn’t asmodeus the demon of lust?

[@SuperBatSpider]

@@pablothecoffeelover2551 In DnD they run everything

[@flameofmage1099]

@@pablothecoffeelover2551 Admittedly I don't remember much from when I read up on them. I just thought it would be funny for her to use powers granted by the king of hell to protect squirrels.

[@AshbornXVI]

I bet that Satan would be proud knowing that his warlock son is spending 15 hours a day in short rests

[@SetzerII]

That Tabaxi passes for human really well.

[@GThe-su9kl]

I thought the joke was going to be along the lines of "he is my daddy". Oh well.

[@ViktorBengtsson]

Is that limited by ability scores being capped at 30 and the intelligence score being based on spell slots?

[@leoallison6807]

i am cartain almost all of these replies dont connect whatsoever to the comment. also, thats at least 20 hours of short rests

[@lemonjuicenut2227]

warlocks can be classed as lawful good but they are always chaotic evil in their hearts, because daddy issues

[@monkeysk8er33]

You can easily homebrew a Warlock patron that isn't "evil," and make a Lawful Good Warlock. You can also homebrew your campaign to revolve around a society of Lawful Good Warlocks. Use your imagination. 🤦

[@darkscot1338]

@@monkeysk8er33 except there are already non-evil patrons including celestials.

[@-AccountVisible]

Im currently making my dnd character And its either sorcerer or warlock Butt dammn imagine if i just add daddy issues 🤔

[@user-go2ld4ti6r]

You dont need to be chaotic. Can play some kind of old day minion-evil lawfull. You have the rules, you follow it, but still obey your patron because this is also a part of the rules.

[@jonezbonez2505]

@@user-go2ld4ti6r I actually play a lawyer as a warlock. Seeing the 1000yard stare as soon as I talk about contracts and clauses in my partymembers eyes is pure gold. It sustains me and gives me life.

[@jonathanblanton9446]

Strength: Daddy issues Dexterity: Running away from past problems For a minute there, I wondered if you were making Batman.

[@dragobane4728]

Charisma: Past Problems I still think that is accurate

[@_____2219]

I feel like batman would be a rogue with a fighter and monk multiclass

[@jonathanblanton9446]

@@_____2219 Don't forget Artificer. And maybe a two-level dip in Divination Wizard.

[@sailor-hg]

Batman has a Great Old One patron known as Trustfundius

[@wovensystem1782]

Batman's patron is his dead parents and they power they give is inherited wealth

[@arellajardin8188]

Pick Archfey or Celestial. Your patrons are more annoying than evil. You can roleplaying as a well adjusted Warlock, who’s patron is a fussy mom.

[@alashandra]

We have a Pact of the Fiend Warlock in our party. Noble, very intelligent. Actually went looking to make a pact. Mistranslated the name of the demon she summoned. Instead of getting a Prince of the Nine Hells, she...got his stoner younger brother. He has actually sent her for kebab when he had the munchies before. It's hilarious...and she really doesn't want the rest of us knowing who her patron is because it's embarrassing. We all love it.

[@tmage23]

Pal-lock with a celestial patron is really powerful and a nice change from the usual edgy Cthuhlu worshipping Warlock

[@janwarlock]

My padlock has a hexblade as a Patron. The Goddess sealed inside was quite lonely for millennia until my Warlock found her in a Geology expedition and rescued her. Now, they're best pals. Also, he has a loving family and 2 younger siblings.

[@AzraelThanatos]

I was kind of expecting the Celestial there...just one that's entirely out of left field because I've had that happen a few times in games where it's a strange mix of things followed by absolute confusion when they realize the warlock is the exact opposite of most. There was also the Celestial warlock in one game I ran where she kind of messed up with making the pact...and has a desperate celestial trying to reign in the lunatic who thinks she got something nightmarish that she's attempting to bring glory to the name of by being a psychotic mess. Things like being sent to save a kid...only for the party to then need to stop her from sacrificing the kid to her patron...all while having her as cheerfully psychotic. Think of Harley Quin amped up with magic and thinking she's the cultist of an unholy abomination against reality and wondering when the tentacles are going to show up

[@dynamicworlds1]

Pick Aasimar for a celestial patron that super never leaves you alone. Warning, they may be overbearing with exceptionally high standards and plans for you that you may not get much of a say in.

[@AzureKyle]

I made a unique warlock for a Dragonheist campaign. He was a Goliath Warlock with the Fathomless as his patron and wielded an anchor as his weapon (retextured Great Club.) Basically, he was a deck hand for a ship that got attacked by pirates, and he was left to drown in the sea. However, his patron Leviathan formed a pact with him and saved his life, and he washed ashore outside Waterdeep with nothing but the clothes on his back, and the anchor of his ship.

[@WayneKerrr]

Hey my warlock was left to drown in the sea too. Only, he’s a water genasi and now his leather chest armor is made of the faces of the crew that left him to drown. But he’s a lighthearted fella

[@lanteanboy]

that sounds awfully familiar..... it reminds me of a fjord for some reason....

[@multiplepotatoes9110]

Yeah that’s not really that unique…

[@jukesdtj656]

Goliath Warlock Gang let's goooooo! I'm a Hexblade though with an interest in scholarly activities.

[@OrangeDragon04]

I love your character. Very cool.

[@Mark723]

Love the bell toll to represent The Warlock! I just don't know how you can fit all that talent and enthusiasm in one human body...

[@OneShotQuips]

I have to switch out my bodies every once in a while. Got to use my warranty to the fullest, am I right?? ✋

[@thomasfoster4370]

in this context, it's a knell.

[@Mark723]

@@thomasfoster4370 Nicely pointed out. Well done.

[@amalgasoul5794]

@@OneShotQuips same here, exept im just useless

[@twendos833]

Poor Ranger, always last to be picked in dodgeball.

[@OneShotQuips]

Can someone grab Ranger please? I think someone forgot him

[@mauricecarazona9066]

@@OneShotQuips I volunteer as tribute!

[@NivMizzet89]

The 20th pick in a 15-player game.

[@ancapftw9113]

Wouldn't that be Figher, as rangers can hit their targets better? Though the wizard is the reason the school nurse is on standby.

[@Edman459]

@@OneShotQuips Don't worry, I have a drakewarden ready to go

[@Gamma11698]

It's funny to me how edgy Warlocks are in stereotypes, because while I never played him, my DM and I collectively invented a warlock who was a gambler who was just super positive. He made his pact when he met an otherworldly entity, who just wanted to experience the mortal coil, in jail, as he was jailed for illegal gambling (he's a nice guy, but he had an addiction). I really want to play him eventually, but that group dissolved, and it's been hard to find another.

[@orthusgames9888]

The warlock I created recently was actually a Warlock Bard... You can probably guess where it went from there. Cthulu had never felt so boned in his life.

[@arrow1985]

If you're fine with playing online, I know of a couple dnd servers on discord. Thought I do also love the positive warlock idea

[@darkscot1338]

My half-elf Warlocks pact was made so his mother wouldn't have to bury him.

[@trebmal587]

My Lawfull good Bard is currently semi-possessed by a wraith. While she's trying to use me for some evil revenge, I actually decided that I wasn't going to let people exorcise me. Since then I got some glimpses of her past life, being a young girl sacrificed by a cult led by her mother. I'm currently trying to convince her that while she did live through horrible events, she shouldn't let her suffering define her. My childlike minded bard is determined to help the wraith get over her traumas, and maybe one day, he might convince her to use her power at his side to prevent people from suffering a similar fate. If I can do that, sure, I'll take warlock levels :).

[@LightHelco]

My actual Warlock is a cinnamon roll noble that wants to recover his position as a Lord to stop a civil war. Instead of daddy issues, he suffers the brother issues of having being betrayed and dethroned by his big brother.

[@ghostkaiser1716]

Okay, if no one else will do it. Let's give the Ranger some love :) Ranger Race: Human Background: Outlander Strength: 14 Dexterity: 19 Constitution 11 Intelligence: 10 Wisdom: 16 Charisma: 9 Ideals: Helping out his friends in the forest. Bonds: Nature, animal companions and his party. Flaws: Wants to be liked by people, but people ignore him. I rolled poorly for these stats; but gosh darn it, I like playing Rangers.

[@graywolfdracon]

I've got a goliath ranger built and waiting for an excuse to use, but as I'm usually the DM, probably won't happen.

[@cad97]

Hard to call it a poor roll if you beat the standard stat array [8,10,12,13,14,15] You got [+0,-1,-2,+0+1,+3] (assuming your shown stats are after human +1) Clamp to point buy and you have one point to pay for Dex 15->18

[@fatbean2000]

I am been thinking of playing a Dwarf ranger or Dwarf wizard for my next character.

[@johnnyshortfor]

I get to play my first ranger tonight! They’re a warforged gloom stalker named Shasta who I managed to roll fucking dope stats for. They used to be part of a conservation program culling invasive elementals (favored enemy) in a swamp but they decided to retire and now they’re taking part in a free for all coliseum fight to join a queen’s retinue.

[@nightfall89z62]

Maybe I'm still thinking too much in 3.5 but those numbers look pretty good to me. Except con and cha. Rgr doesn't need cha though. If you do point buy as someone suggested you could take the points from dex and add them to con. Taking one point from con will give 4 points and that would boost con to 14. Unless irs a one to one point buy then it would only make it 12 but that's still 1 extra hp per level.

[@eclipseandgang]

One Shot Quips: "Draco Rubeus" Everyone: "Oh cool, red dragon." Me, an avid Harry Potter fan: "Draco Malfoy and Rubeus Hagrid. You named this man after a cunning individual, and a guy who had a dragon at one point. Great name."

[@gavinrock6]

You mean a cunning individual and a guy who was a ferret at one point

[@cobaltfox3193]

Exactly.

[@eclipseandgang]

@@gavinrock6 True that

[@Ryvaken]

I don't remember Malfoy having a dragon.

[@CharlesUrban]

Malfoy wasn't even very cunning. He was just a stuck-up jerk who relied on his family's power and reputation (and Crabbe and Goyle, of course) to back him up. Once the Malfoys fell out of favor with the BBEG, his snide bravado evaporated.

[@kentlindal5422]

"Wisdom is based off the number of people I can make sad." Well you know it's a base minimum of 2 then.

[@ThwartAbyss54]

3, his parents and himself XD

[@victorvicg]

4 with the patron

[@johnyshadow]

@@ThwartAbyss54 Do dead people count??

[@ThwartAbyss54]

@@johnyshadow in dnd? absolutely XD

[@troperhghar9898]

My best warlock had a ancient sphinx for a patron and the DM had me answer riddles to cast spells

[@bleed2blue1]

What you use all the time, but never enough times?

[@ari638]

Wow that is such a fun concept!

[@troperhghar9898]

@@bleed2blue1 your critical thinking skills?

[@bleed2blue1]

@@troperhghar9898 good guess but no

[@mattiaboscherini4001]

@@bleed2blue1 Eldritch Blaaast!!

[@theinnerhollow3006]

Man, the warlock knows where to hit to really make it hurt

[@terraristit3752]

He was probaply Pact of the Tome, and for one of his cantrips, he chose Viscious Mockery XD

[@thecharmingone3931]

DM: So your dad...is Satan? Warlock: Yes, yes he is. DM: Dear God. Warlock: No, that would be my grandfather.

[@DonPatch]

"Go hang out with the Rangers, because thats where you belong." Me who plays a Ranger in my main game: I see this as an absoulte win!

[@lucascerqueira202]

Same. I was like "Joke's on you. I'm into that shit"

[@austinhobbesandjustin]

@@lucascerqueira202 We can get so many pets. Who wouldnt want to join us and pet a flying snake

[@JenABlue-ed1bw]

I like how everyone makes fun of warlocks as the dark and edgy class but all you need is an Archfey patron, Magic Initiate->Find Familiar, the right invocations, and a DM willing to let you reflavor Eldritch Blast to fire pink hearts and you've got a magical girl. (The most important invocation is Mask of Many Faces. You wear your magical girl uniform and cast Disguise Self once an hour to hide it. Then when combat starts, you drop Disguise Self as your transformation sequence.)

[@johannamckibben8575]

That's so fun! My Celestial Warlock's Eldritch blast is mini shooting stars. So sparkly!

[@Ezzylryb]

My warlock has a pact with a clown fiend and his eldritch blast is just a bunch of purple fumes, confetti's, sparkles, and balloons.

[@JenABlue-ed1bw]

@@Ezzylryb I love it!

[@shannonirion5234]

When the Warlock was saying he expected to see fives across the board, I was expecting Strength to be a literal 5 (-3). Cool video though!

[@Crystalelements182]

My warlocks background was basically becoming so fascinated when researching ancient lore she accidentally ended up in a pact with the Night Serpent.

[@ryansparks2131]

I have an idea for a warlock whose deal is that he has to advertise his patron as if he was in an infomercial trying to sell you something. "Are you tired of being weak and powerless? Do you have goblins in those hard to reach places and you can't afford adventurers to exterminate them? Have I got the deal for you!"

[@wolfflamekindl9339]

Dhampir Warlock Hexblade was my favorite thing ever. Decided he was a "Bound Swordsman in training." Survive until level 3 and take pact of the blade, then let your power flourish! And dont forget you can change what weapon is summoned. Was constantly swapping weapons like a Final Fantasy protagonist, and it was amazing

[@johnnyshortfor]

Concept: wait to finish Ranger until you’ve done every other class, then fill out ranger as a backup character for a high-level pc that just died so that ranger actually gets to geek out about all the cool stuff they get.

[@apenguininthemist855]

This was clearly incorrect. Everybody knows there are only two types of Warlock. Those who's patron is a sword (Hexblade) and those who's patron is Eldritch Blast. There is no other patron. Some may pretend to worship some "Fathomless" or "Genie" or elsewise. But their true patron is Eldritch Blast.

[@mirrorXshard]

My Pact of the Tome Warlock misses so often with eldritch blast that he rarely uses it. Instead, he uses Thorn Whip to yoink people into Cloud Of Daggers for about half the combats we get into.

[@MirrorOfEmotions]

​@@mirrorXshard Damn, sounds sadistic. Wait but what happens if he mets a masochist who has actually a kink to something like this?

[@mr.magikarp509]

I can already tell this will be great

[@OneShotQuips]

And I can tell you will be even greater

[@ElFrogge]

@@OneShotQuips and then will hit its peak and skyrocket

[@elizamalaguld9064]

Honestly, I'm starting to feel really bad for the Ranger, waiting for their player to create them. You know what would be nice? If their episode was just done straight, and was an honest-to-goodness attempt at making a high level ranger with their new features from Tasha's (thus why it takes so long for his player to actually complete the sheet). He deserves as much, been too long since we saw some ranger pride.

[@kelleighamorgarcia9654]

thinking back to my warlock who essentially ran out of spell slots because an invisible stalker pissed her off.... in my defence i thought we were going to have a long rest unfortunately however, we arrived in a devil infested hideout and i have 43hp. so yeah, cant wait to latch on to my party especially because my past has finally caught up to me

[@Roshinoftheflames]

So what you're saying is you didn't put enough into dex :B

[@kelleighamorgarcia9654]

@@Roshinoftheflames 😅😅😅😅😅 It is what it it is

[@Halvblodsprinsen100]

I still want to be able to play my two ideas for warlock. One is what th part thinks is a halfling, but really just a human child that was basically raised by their patron, as well as by the party. The other is one where they accidentally made a warlock contract when marrying his succubus girlfriend, and neither planned for the marrige to be a contract. They just love eachother.

[@NStripleseven]

Made a warlock whose patron convinced him that he was actually just a wizard. It was pretty funny.

[@ClumsyReaper]

My only warlock was… well his whole point was that he was basically a blank slate without much of his own wants and just saw himself as an extension of his patron’s will. Said patron was basically the Genie from Aladin.

[@scottallen2966]

A warlock I played was a butler for an undead vampire (the type of butler who will defend his patron). On top of that he builds his body up by grafting monster parts/organs into him

[@dragonstryk7280]

Draco Rubeus- Warlock. "Yes, I shall attain ULTIMATE POWER by destroying ALL who stand against me!" Patron- Celestial Alignment- Lawful Good

[@rosenrot234]

typical warlocks in dnd: My patron wants me to aid in his summoning to bring about the apocalypse and then there's me as a warlock in dnd: Uhhhh my Tiefling was adopted but around 20 years later his Incubus dad is experiencing the 9 Hells version of Probation. And he's secretly trying to bond with his son by pretending to be a celestial being

[@lunaredelvour2972]

holy shit this warlock is angrier than the barbarian and I didn't know that was possible😂 People make fun of rogues for their tragic backstories but tbh warlocks can give rogues a serious run for their money

[@renatocorvaro6924]

Warlocks: Clerics who got a bad deal.

[@kevinbarber2795]

I like that idea. It’s the same being every time you make a character and they remember the past characters. They’re their own person, likes, dislikes, desires, etc. Also, having commentary from them during character creation, love it.

[@TotallyHuman]

"You have either made your greatest accomplishment or your worst mistake." Me at my own birth.

[@wulfen_minis]

I would call my warlock blasty mc eldritch

[@seanchan4478]

"I'm better than you and you know it" MJF has been a warlock this whole time, it all makes so much sense

[@rainacornelsen3939]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed this reference.

[@apjtv2540]

2:33 The power of sadness wrecked the microphone

[@sarahtoews8466]

Going into the video I was thinking "you literally can't have a warlock without daddy issues." And there it was. It's a rule. My warlock has daddy issues. Your warlock has daddy issues. It's a law of nature.

[@supremelordofknives]

You are only half right, mine had issues, but resolved them, and then got his warlock pact.

[@Ezzylryb]

My warlock has FAMILY issues

[@wheelsupin5]

My warlock has Mommy issues lol. Their patron revealed herself to be their mother and made them kill the party's adopted child npc

[@DemonOfMyMind]

First warlock I played was a ditzy blonde bar maid who could barely wield a dagger. She wanted to go on an adventure so she made a pact with an Eldritch horror... She had two loving parents. And she loved them both. The second warlock I played was a lot more serious. Undead Pact and she was promised by her patron to keep her from death. Since Assassins were after her. Her mother was missing in her life but her father was very loving and her stepmother was also a very loving mother. The second character was a coming of age story with a negative character arc and a allegory for unwanted puberty. This might sound weird but werewolves are used in similar ways in stories so don't @ me. She was a blast to play because I got to play through a nieve noble girl who didn't understand what was appropriate to say and was a bit danger prone to developing into a rather cold hearted hero who was clearly traumatized by the adventure she was on all the while she was taking on more and more aspects of an undead and trying to hide her inhuman appearance and physical changes from the group.

[@tuxedodemon6732]

I have a Warlock who’s entire backstory was that their patron god was their lover. When the party found out, the bard wanted to have a threeway. This storyline awaits conclusion and I love what I have spawned

[@ezrea9313]

Everyone hates on Rangers but in all honesty, they're my second favorite class to play, behind Sorcerer

[@dannyblackstone4996]

Worst kind of person

[@antonflax814]

Best kind of person

[@amalgasoul5794]

Sorcerer dies of 1d4 life damage

[@pirategaming3690]

Fathomless Warlock. Guy hates all gods, found an aboleth who also hates gods, teamed up to kill all the gods

[@Aeternus75]

That’s literally my Fathomless warlock, he was a gambler who was very unlucky and eventually got a pact since he wanted to beat the shit out of Lady Luck and so he signed off on the pact under the condition he’ll also help jump the other gods afterwards lmao

[@onlyforcomments7760]

Gotta say my favorite character so far. Warlock blade pact/phantom rogue multiclass combo. To say that I feel powerful, is an understatement.

[@goldandgrey14]

"Go hang out with the rangers, that's where you belong." So you really can make people sad...

[@DoesntMatter2255]

I made a warlock who serves a vampire patron just so he can put his daughter through magic school. Hes a very wholesome and carrying father he just feeds unknowing victims to his patron.

[@BenjaminHull-mw1dv]

3:07 He musta multiclassed into bard with that vicious mockery

[@adamxei9073]

You think a guy that has a unicorn giving him powers would be a bit more calm.

[@Svyatoslav3012]

What's a warlock without a war? Lock Edit: I know it's not funny Idk what to comment ok-

[@OneShotQuips]

This comment wins

[@Svyatoslav3012]

@@OneShotQuips HELP WHAT

[@amalgasoul5794]

Help the warlock locked me in a warlock’s war using a war lock

[@sauronsrighthandman301]

I have an idea for a Warlock that I've found pretty fun. Basically, he's a geanie Warlock who is a member of a foreign family of nobility, and they've built their fortunes on the most profitable resource from their country: Spices. Coriander, pepper, salt, oregano, nutmeg, *cough cough* lil' bit of cocaine... And whoever is next in line for the family business gets to become the next patron to the Family's genie, whom they serve because the genie granted the family's wish to become the wealthiest family in their country centuries ago. Anyway, when he finally received the title, he decided to sneak aboard one of their trading ships to see how the business works. It did not go well. (Mutiny, storm, attacked by pirates. I would let the DM choose) and now he's lost, trying to scrape up enough money to get back home. He voluntarily chooses not to tell his family what happened because he knows they would be absolutely livid if they knew he snuck out. Thought it would be really fun, especially playing with the Genie's vessel, which would be a locket with his family crest on it. Edit: ALSO! Why is Maelstrom not on the Fathomless Warlock spell list?! I mean, c'mon!

[@bananasmoussestachio9017]

I have a warlock (formerly a bard) whose patron is a witch that happens to be his past girlfriend. The entire reason he is on a journey is to find a way to dispel the seal that prevents her resurrection. Also, my gf RPs as the witch and is a lot of fun to play.

[@ZyroShadowPony]

I had a warlock/bard as a backup for a campaign but sadly the group disbanded. They were a college student who lost all their scholarships because their documents were forged as they werent exactly citizens. The headmistress of the college offered a deal for to become her servant and upon agreeing revealed that she was a lesser demon who wanted to surpass the others. He is basically tasked to go around looking for information that could help her achieve her goal while she is stuck running the school and if he is successful she will make it so no one else knows the forgeries and will give the necessary items for him to start his career in music

[@Lyraeza]

Not gonna lie, for a moment there I thought your DnD group was disbanded because someone got deported.

[@ZyroShadowPony]

@@Lyraeza nah, even then online games exist which is the only way i can play. Thank god for discord

[@geoDB.]

They deserved it

[@creativeburst2442]

poor warlock sold there soul for power when could have been a cleric and gotten more power just for devotion.

[@joaquinriosrodriguez7316]

I mean I can't fully put my devotion into anything since I just get distracted by anything literally

[@helltaker6865]

Dammmmmmn, that bar at the end. "Go hang out with the rangers, because that's where you, belong" Straight fire 🔥

[@shura0107]

I'm currently playing a Noble Hexblade Warlock and loving it. Crowning moment of funny so far is a psycho Blood Hunter chick and I were playing Good Cop/Bad Cop in interrogations.

[@sad_clown7]

my partner made a warlock character once. i haven't seen them use it yet but i love the concept. the warlock goes and sleeps with this one god every, like, sunday or smth, and in return is given strength. apparently the god just plucks him off the ground. its great.

[@hypertoaster9961]

Whenever I create a warlock, I just try to make them as wholesome as possible to counter the edginess. Like, making them a young, adventurous elf with the single goal of becoming friends with a demon :D

[@BennettRDavis]

“3:02 I’m tired of you, I’m tired of your crap, and I’m tired in general, time for a short rest.”

[@JemuzuDatsWho]

I haven't played a DnD campaign yet but I have always felt drawn to Warlock and now after seeing this... it all makes sense.

[@adamjsher04]

Ok but Draco Rubeus is legitimately an insanely cool name for a warlock. If only Fizbans had given us a draconic patron

[@cilantoranone5933]

"I sense my future will bring me power" My brain immediately thinking of a certain motivated individual

[@richardterrell140]

Really good format this is a really fresh poke at character tropes

[@hexbox2182]

I like how intimating he’s going.

[@williamwalton9154]

After laying a warlock for the last few years I reminded my DM of just how rarely I seek a short rest. Even with 4 (and a 5th from the rod) I rarely tap out. (War 17/Rouge 2)

[@piranhaplantX]

Yeah, it's kind of funny this gets associated with Warlocks when a lot of martial classes want to take short rests themselves when they can. This just means that they don't gas out for the entire day like wizards or sorcerers who blow their load in one or two battles.

[@cageybee7221]

the strength of warlocks is invocations, the spells are meant to be used as decisive actions in combat, not go-to attacks. they are in a weird in-between of martial and spellcaster but also neither.

[@hernehaugen6878]

I think my favorite warlock I've ever played was an....interesting fellow. Basically daddy and mommy issues incarnate. He was a half-drow raised in the Nine Hells by a devil lord I homebrewed up. Later on I respecced more points into sorcerer for the character arc I was doing, but more or less he was trying to run from his adopted father (The devil lord I mentioned) to hunt down his birth parents to wreak bloody vengeance on them for technically sacrificing him as an infant. Meanwhile adopted demon pops is gifting his angsty murder-son magic powers on the sly until his own blossom without the kid knowing.

[@strongerthanever2039]

Poor ranger, I hope BBEG will come in and yell "you're finished" so he doesn't feel sad anymore.

[@QMagi]

I am so happy that you are so happy. Does that make me happy? Will you give us more of your unending devotion to burn so brightly that it touches my soul as well? Nah. Where's that chicken at?

[@miscellaneousrat4049]

I’m a bard/warlock whose patron is just an overprotective archfey bf who’s scared about me dying constantly

[@noam242]

One of your best videos yet! By the time you showed the dexterity i had audiably laughed

[@knightmare3706]

Can't wait for the multi-class episode.

[@i.korezom]

I like how 90% of this video could double as a wrestling promo

[@Gigglingert]

So my first warlock was this precious little bean who'd just kinda do anything for the person she loved, and she just so happened to fall in love with an archfey who is now her patron If you're wondering which since you clicked I'm assuming you are, the Warlock girl is in safe hands because her patron mostly made the offer because they wanted to make sure Diana (warlock girl) didn't try something dumb to impress them and not have a way to keep herself safe (and the reason she doesn't accept the love of this mortal, Diana was 16 when she fell for them -around 3-4 years of pining later they are warlock and patron- simply put Diana's patron is way older and way more concerned about this mortal girl not going all little mermaid with her own life and wasting it Oh yeah and Diana does have a good relationship with her parents. Though they are definitely worried about her taste in romantic partners

[@blitz3391]

The way he said "Constitution", i almost heard Steven's "Emotional Damage!". ALmost same tone XD

[@sepiteria7797]

The fact that my warlock was a bubbly hippie but all of this still stands says a lot

[@ghostreporting3769]

Always loved the warlock in 5e you wanna melee spell class warlocks gotchu. You want control invocations for eldritch blast gotchu. Unique character building while bringing some of that sweet sweet edge.

[@Mendoza-yi6qk]

One of the best Spellcasters if you have multiple battles without a long rest

[@matthewalexanian2108]

Can't wait to see what you do for the Cleric and the Druid's character sheets

[@SureAsHeckYeah]

Alternate title: How To Roast Your Warlock Character Before The Game Even Starts (For A Good Backstory)

[@crystalwolfx]

Amazing sketches as usual! Am currently trying to workshop a warlock with an overly tragic backstory who then just got therapy and decided to try and be a functional member of society, might have to take some inspiration from this sketch lol

[@amalgasoul5794]

Just mix it up Charisma: daddy issues

[@Evelyn-rb1zj]

The parental issues of my tiefling warlock while their aasimar life cleric twin is just chilling in perfect child lol

[@moonpeter150]

Meanwhile DM: Who’s your evil patron? Warlock player: The Internet.

[@melissaclaassen9707]

When he said "I'm tired" I was very much expecting him to follow it up with a short rest.

[@katking9574]

"go hang out with the RANGERS!" i feel attacked right now

[@DeadRoseBouquet]

Fun fact, my first ever character was a tiefling hexblade warlock, whose only goal is to take their throne in their home, which was stolen by his brother. My favorite character so far

[@SgtLogOfWood]

I had a warlock who's patron was me. The god who gave him his power was called "The Player" Definitely something I recommend to do, what would YOU demand of a warlock at your service, what kind of patron would you be?

[@thatquietguy86]

I had a similar warlock. Great Old One, so he could be stark raving mad. Pact of the Tome, and his tome was just a PHB. He spent most of his time insulting me, and complaining about what he was doing, as he was evil, but kept saving people because "some dumbass wrote Lawful Good on my character sheet."

[@jacobrispoli4351]

Artificer? Cleric? Druid? And for the love of the ranger, PLEASE FINISH THE RANGER!!!!

[@ericherstead9494]

the intelligence score was savage well done

[@majabjorklund2353]

I play a Celestial warlock in one of my campaigns! It's the best and I love her so much. I feel like celestial warlock is overlooked so often but it's so powerful, we just hit level 10 and the temp hp is so clutch :3

[@polz-moz]

"go hang out with the rangers, because thats where you belong" my boy just killed a man

[@slate8409]

As someone who unironically plays ranger, this made me laugh. That whole bit about only doing three things but no one else doing them better? Multiple occasions where that's straight up saved the party either in survival or - oddly enough - diplomacy situations.

[@ambermationss]

My warlock's a goblin whose clan destroyed eachother over some treasure when she was a toddler. She was thrown into the ocean during the scuffle and was saved by pirates. She was brought to a eldritch sea entity that had a soft spot for children and raised my goblin as her own. When my character came of age however, her adoptive mother changed their relationship to just be patron and warlock. My character had also joined a pirate crew and viewed the captain as a father figure. He died tragically by being eating alive from the inside by tiny crabs. He came back as a revenant and swore revenge on the crew that left him behind. So my warlock has a mother that refuses to acknowledge her as a daughter anymore, and a father whose a goliath zombie trying to kill her. She got both mommy and daddy issues

[@PixelTheMushroom]

Yet another amazing skit, well done my friend

[@Archeantus_]

I used Tulock's Ghostrider build as a template for current character, but it's really an awesome build for a fire themed death knight. He's a reborn oathbreaker multiclassed into Fiendish Bladelock and with the right invocations, he's playing like Talion for SoW. My DM offscreen killed my last PC in-between campaigns, so he's pissed off and ready for round 2 in our current one.

[@Konpekikaminari]

While I don't play much Warlocks, my backstories for 5e warlocks are about as wacky as they get From literal gods to reenactments of Midsummer's Night Dream to demonic reality stars, I have so mush stuff in my notes

[@calebfreeman8284]

I was seriously expecting something with celestial/fey/genie vs fiend patron