Baby's Gotta Go | The Tim Dillon Show

Tim opens up about an odd exchange at an LA comedy club, the dirty laundry at the Gwyneth Paltrow ski trial and why the TikTok congressional hearings have fast food roots.
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[@Scythe_Voltage]

I’ve watched every podcast, I sit in my 1900$ car and smoke until my throat is on fire, u are an idol, hero, leader and I will protect u during martial law

[@AlcoholTobaccoFirearmsetc]

Tf😂

[@ExecuteOrder420]

Lmao I thought I was the only one

[@Starcraftvidsandsuch]

The first 130 are kinda rough tho...

[@adamwalker7726]

Hell yes brother, stand back and stand by, wait for the signals

[@fakeshemp9599]

You sir, have light a fire inside my heart and my eyes are now open to the glorious habit of smoking many cigs in a row.. I will ride with you to the very depths of hell and protect you from the demons that tear at your lungs

[@mikemeyers7328]

Here i am, in a trash can smoking rock. Thank you tim dillon for getting me to were ive always wanted to be

[@Connect2discxnnect]

Hey! I’m also in a trash can but instead of crack, i’m on my last shot of heroin. What do ya know. Maybe I’ll see you around friend.

[@cecilyerker]

This comment is almost a David Bowie lyric

[@yvesnux7264]

Living the dream

[@mikeadams3305]

Life in the big city

[@mikemeyers7328]

@@chriswaring3783 were im from thats a wedding dinner

[@lacomic3820]

21:00 “Gwyneth Paltrow’s all of what… 170lbs?” LMAO; Tim genuinely not knowing what normal people weigh is so funny😂

[@gardener3030]

[takes a bite of paper] [eats a tiny piece of pineapple]

[@lifemusic1980]

😅😅😅

[@KoriePrince]

I was like 170?!?? What is she Kamaru Usman

[@kepter2k704]

@@KoriePrince nah 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@tarico4436]

"What is he now, like four? Five?" This Tim asked after Ray Kump and his ever-increasing girth. (If I explain anymore than that it'll ruin the joke.)

[@sarahb2004]

I love when his voice goes up like 7 octaves at the end of his sentence 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TeddyBremmer]

😂 he was a child actor and he can sing it's hilarious 😂

[@CalGcastglassnz]

Look up Jiminy glick

[@z17seattle]

Tim is the only one doing upspeak the right way

[@Unanythang]

Someone should make a compilation of that lol

[@HIGHTS]

ME TOO hahaha

[@rayhume1971]

Kids dying by accidentally strangling themselves during a Tik Tok challenge are making the American gene pool stronger.

[@MattMc365]

😂

[@BobbyBundlez]

haha only a sober guy would release his podcast on a friday night. I appreciate it lol

[@TomGaming141]

he doesnt film them the same day lmao

[@sethbecker7162]

That’s such a good observation.

[@bozbozman1575]

We need something to do at 4am all coked out of our minds

[@scottp.548]

​@@bozbozman1575 Finally, someone is paying attention.

[@derrick_v]

What do you think the "F" on the cup stands for? You get one guess.

[@BlazRa]

He may not be the hero that we asked for deserve or need but he is the hero we have.

[@Mr.Meeseeks024]

A real American herooo

[@josef2012]

So true

[@stagpipes]

🫡

[@Psybo]

Top of the line… top of the line

[@TheOriginalArchie]

You're an adult right? And you still need a hero? Or are you just a comment parrot?

[@Starcraftvidsandsuch]

Tim is still on KZbin after the Alex Jones episode. He might actually be bigger than the Joe Rogan experience.

[@masonmurphy4978]

🗣️🧢

[@TheB00tyWarrior]

There's absolutely people in the elite who find Tim's shows entertaining.

[@afrodemon8629]

Hello, bot.

[@Starcraftvidsandsuch]

@@afrodemon8629 hi

[@seraph6758]

Countdankula is tha man, too. 👍 ..the Allister Crowley doc got me hooked, but his Jones interview was quite pleasant.

[@myquest666420]

Tim, I’m perfectly fine with you doing dope and wearing sunglasses.

[@ohthaterin]

Haha

[@robt4466]

Hahaha

[@tarico4436]

Unless it was all a bit, he admitted to being an addict. And addicts do relapse.

[@pearz420]

If he started doing dope, he wouldn't have them for long. They sell sunglasses at the dollar store too.

[@dr.pepperoni5415]

I need Tim Dillon to make sense of the clown world.

[@Mr.Meeseeks024]

He certainly does his best. If he was to take over for Alex Jones . It would be something special

[@julioenrique8552]

Why not join forces

[@lukeinman9293]

honk honk😂

[@robertphillips9014]

​@@julioenrique8552 combine thier superpowers

[@Mr.Meeseeks024]

@@julioenrique8552 yes , but Alex can’t keep going at 120mph for ever

[@Mr.Meeseeks024]

Tim Dillion is a real national treasure, if his face isn’t on the new trillion dollar coin . I’ll be absolutely flabbergasted.

[@paulfroelich1024]

It will be an NFT.

[@father3dollarbill]

Dillion...trillion...

[@grantquinones]

Probably gonna be young thug because we live in a modern society

[@Mr.Meeseeks024]

@@grantquinones reported

[@chichfm5108]

@@Mr.Meeseeks024 ?

[@CryptoPros1]

Tim, my brother passed away from cancer last April and my dad just got diagnosed a few days ago. I was slipping into utter despair when I saw this notification that you had posted. You will keep my mind off the worst for an hour. For an hour I’m not alone. From the bottom of my heart thank you, Tim.

[@danieldominguez2419]

Im sorry to hear that man..life is real dark sometimes..your dad needs you now, be strong for him

[@kaikraushar4139]

Love ya man ❤

[@bidencockboy7608]

Life in the big city.

[@John-xz9ur]

@@bidencockboy7608 😂

[@saibamanP]

Sorry bro, it's a real knife fight out there.

[@jopo7996]

Cartman's grown into a fine young man.

[@bloatedsodium7301]

Strike 2!

[@gatergates8813]

Respect his authoritah

[@deeday09]

Cartman is way more multi dimensional than this fraud

[@jeffreyscroggs3878]

.."TiMMaY" !

[@robertflood3007]

Tim: “I don’t believe it’s a positive thing for kids to believe they are birds” Also Tim: “Tony Hinchcliffe is a bird”

[@TippyHippy]

I put my hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture

[@TommyTest147]

Tim I went from living in a car to living under a freeway from listening to your podcast truly a blessing.

[@jeffreyscroggs3878]

..Lets Keep it going for...INDOOR PLUMBING !!

[@user-nj1zu2nf1x]

​@@jeffreyscroggs3878 Don't do it, it's a trap

[@brucegregson621]

Plumbing is violence!

[@TommyTest147]

@@brucegregson621 as a plumber I agree

[@tomatom9666]

was inspired by Tim and Joe Rogan so I divorced my wife and quit my job to follow my passion of smoking cigars

[@Blake_.Dryden]

Tim was finally able to get a podcast out without sunglasses. I think he should be applauded for his momentary lapse of sobriety.

[@whyisthisnottyping]

Tim Dillon is my drug. By Thursday I'm like a tweaker itching for my fix

[@pucz8215]

The Patreon money starts slipping and the pig puts the pod out on time. Life in the big city

[@Ketannabis]

Lmao

[@raulm9738]

Is not on time. He said the podcast is on monday a couple weeks ago

[@drums5785]

It's a real knife fight out here

[@CoolAdam247]

Tim is dressed like he killed Rogan and took his boots, clothes and motorcycle. 😎👍

[@nickysantoro9194]

Better get to the choppa

[@General_Tso762]

Rogan doesn't ride or own a motorcycle. He is scared of them.

[@lacomic3820]

“Zed’s dead baby. Zed’s dead”

[@peppino1961]

Ohhh Tim thanks for being there you beautiful soul!! Friday nights are great now

[@Mr.Meeseeks024]

It’s easier for me to save it for later which is perfect

[@ryanm7615]

Tuesday mornings are the best tho

[@elsewheretv]

“Yea I have a lineup, its everyone you banned-they’re back!” 😂 Alex Jones and Roseanne have revitalized your spirit Tim. The three saints of comedy and truth 👏

[@Tanksinatravideos]

I would wear a shirt that said “The Baby’s Gotta Go”

[@ianhesford]

Part of the unspeakable joy of this show is actually reading the comment section. Its like a cesspool of broken minds and monsters. True comedians...

[@benhamza8881]

My 20 year old son and I listen to all the episodes together, an unexpected bonding podcast.

[@tarico4436]

Best comment yet. Cheers to both of you.

[@dogzer]

So sorry you got fired by Tim :-(

[@MommaLousKitchen]

If my mom were around she'd be into it fs. She loved the gays too, so.

[@benhamza8881]

@Momma Lou's Kitchen I listened to Tim for months before I learned thar he was gay. So many comedians lack talent and obsess on their thing whether it's being black, Mexican, short or gay or whatever I find that exhausting. Tim has talent and is very funny that is why we listen to him

[@tarico4436]

@@benhamza8881 Same same. Little snippets here and there during those first few months of enjoying the show, and I passed 'em off as "a bit." Like, "Ah, he's probably not ghey, but he's sayin' he is for whatever reason. To get more clicks? More likes?" But then after maybe (?) four months, when Tim got rather graphic, I accepted it as probably he's a little light in the loafers. MAIN POINT: HE DOESN'T LEAD WITH HIS IDENTITY, ALMOST NONE OF HIS HUMOR INVOLVES MENTIONING WHAT HE LIKES. Which is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo refreshing.

[@conceptflow]

I really hope now that Tim is back in the flow that he'll put some effort into the ad reads so I can listen through without having to stop what I'm doing and fast forward. He used to do some really great ones in the past.

[@ohthaterin]

did you get your wish?

[@KR33D]

The birdogs zelenski ad read was incredible

[@fireandiron4181]

He probably has to stick to some kind of actual script from the companies now if he wants anybody to continue paying him for advertisements lol

[@dancehallvibes42]

Yeah but he probably lost every sponsor (or planning on it) from the Alex Jones episode after he included Alex in EVERY ad read.

[@jorgeluiscardenassanchezra4771]

His ad reads in the past we’re funnier than about 75% of comedy podcasts

[@gardener3030]

Rockstar should hire you for voiceover radio commercials on grand theft auto.

[@illuminati5160]

We know "eye tics" is another way of saying you're nodding off the percs you don't have to explain yourself to the simpletons.

[@nickysantoro9194]

Hes perk a lating 4sure

[@ig1243]

What y’all know about percs? Thought so

[@illuminati5160]

​@@ig1243 way more than you I guarantee but it's not like it's something to brag about.

[@upstairscat87]

Saw your set at the Improv on Wednesday. What an awesome surprise to see you! I gave you the thumbs up from the table by the door :)

[@leoncaravelli]

I'm sure Tim remembers every retrd giving him thumbs up at clubs!

[@sillysissyphus4877]

Did you give him the fuck eyes too?

[@shaneschnyer7817]

This is a comedy store hit piece! Lmao

[@gobabawonan2199]

The Comedy Store will fall now that Comedy Mothership has arrived 👽

[@noru_ego]

What are people talking about? No glasses it's like Superman with no cape

[@jmua8450]

Love Tim’s southern accent: “are you watchin’ mah baybeh’s change?!” 😂😂

[@SirFozzy]

*Tim Dillon is my favourite drug addict*

[@BCvictoria]

"I'm a hawk." *pause* *pause*... "Okayyyeee?" 😆😆😆

[@MeetMe-at-TheCreek]

It's great to see the Clueless finally wake up. It's not happening fast enough for me and or you.

[@cabin_fever]

Tim’s new producer laughs at everything like he’s got a gun to his head. It’s fine to be quiet sometimes, guy

[@nathansmith212]

He's a wanna be ben...a wannaben if you will

[@MattCasters]

Laughing at the wrong things all the time. I can't understand why TD keeps him around. I mean, when is it ever going to be enough with the misbehavior?

[@yvonnelee4385]

Tim discovering DID tiktok in real time and realizing it is in fact worse than any of us could imagine 😂

[@juiceloose100]

Love you so much Tim! Huge fan from Australia 🇦🇺. The home of monstrous descendants of criminals. We love you here!!

[@dboyagod]

whose the giggly Twink Tim?

[@Dedhead6992]

I just had the worst day I've had in many yrs. I needed this, and it showed up on my phone not moment to late.

[@briang9386]

Keep your head up mate ..its a real knife fight out there 😬 enjoy ur night

[@bethmyers2931]

Hugs! Life is fucking hard.

[@savvyroca]

Ditto, kick up your feet and sip a cold one.

[@Blake_.Dryden]

I’m sorry Rick James.

[@mikeychimbira1453]

Hope you get through it brother rick james, we wish you well.

[@Vorenus875]

9:02 it’s Bobby Lee that’s furious an Asian is getting more attention then him at the Comedy Store 😂

[@Camper2625]

The new laugh track in the background really adds to this podcast

[@HybridTrapMusic]

anxiously awaiting the next video huge fan 🤩

[@iiam2214]

The best Tim Dillion is when he's talking smack about people we will never see but we know they saw this 😂

[@morningstar9233]

Plaintiff claims Paltrow hit him so hard he absorbed her personality. Defence claims he was always an asshole.

[@jackwebb3757]

Tim I just want to let you know that you gave me the courage to drink again.

[@nickysantoro9194]

And when u get nice and drunk you may be ready to get back on the hard stuff. Tim is such a hero.

[@TheEvilWithinKevin]

@@nickysantoro9194 I like your style

[@jeffreyscroggs3878]

...Proud of you son. ....Your Mom was asking bout' the Lawns ...what do you say ....Yes or Yes ?!?

[@andrewwall1160]

Who would’ve known that Alex Jones would have a son Crazier than him.

[@maxmeeks9910]

Wouldn't a raging Dad produce semi-autistic/narcissistic children not unlike himself? Parents demanding perfection produce Hollywood stars. Aka, insecure people

[@thehealthinsight4587]

My Chinese next door neighbor happened to visit and listened to this podcast. She approved 👍🏼😎 she said your sense of humor translates to her 😂

[@sillysissyphus4877]

She visited voluntarily, right?

[@jeffreythomas2419]

I’m downloading the honey app just because of that delivery 😂 I’m going to order some magic spooooon on the app!

[@topdhen]

Amazing they haven’t discovered Bens body yet

[@FoxTashikata]

Tim with our weekly doomer humor

[@yvesnux7264]

Our favourite doomer boomer

[@gsxrman599]

Had a real cluster fuck of a day at work. Get out and so glad you put this instant classic out. Love you Tim!

[@dupeusa]

I saw Tim live last week and love him way more as a comedy podcaster. He’s much more calm and less performative. Makes him better at thinking on the fly which is his best quality

[@Skunkhunt_42]

Interesting. I wanna see him live. Please tell me he was better than his Netflix special. That set was wayy too tame and neutered

[@dupeusa]

@@Skunkhunt_42 his stand up was a few bits mixed in with what he talks about on his podcast. Still funny but on his podcast he can be more off the cuff funny bc he’s not trying to perform in front of a live audience-his more real self comes out on the podcast

[@DetroitDrew313]

Alternative title: “Ben’s Gotta Go”

[@tarico4436]

It's Sunday, 8 days after Tim's last podcast. Did I miss it? Where's my slop?

[@low_vibration]

tim dont lie you definitely hate us

[@cassidythecarpenter6497]

My Stepdad died today of an overdose. I can't do anything but be numb. Here's hoping this distracts me enough

[@josef2012]

At least he died doing what he loved ❤

[@destytayzo77]

❤️💪

[@michaelhudson6717]

I was listening to Tim the night my dad passed of a stroke in 2020. Gets easier with time.

[@ledfarmer100]

Damn. I’m sorry. Grieve properly. Get therapy. Life the fullest like you can for yourself. The ones who pass away become your heros. They will always be with you in your mind. They can give you strength or tear you down. Your choice.

[@jackieclaremont3227]

Wow, your stepdad didn’t even want to stay. Starting to think you’re the problem.

[@RickTroutner]

Good to see Tim sometimes reads the deranged comments section

[@OSheaGlobalAlliances]

Happy Shabbat Tim. thanks for the drop before sundown.

[@HE_Pennypacker]

Message me if you need a Tim Dillon Shabas Goy

[@iStayLahffing19]

Tim is a living legend. Let’s appreciate ♥️

[@QGDeclined]

Tell the laugh track to shut up or get a better one. It's so obviously laid on thick/forced.

[@jonathanbaker1004]

The downfall of the Comedy Store begins!!!!

[@peter8261]

Tim looks like Euro Truck Simulator if it was a person.

[@jordanhaddad9018]

At 3:40 I realized where this was going. Oh no. They’ll never recover from this. Tim will make sure to ruin all of them.

[@sleyeborgrobot6843]

please just have a segment with Sam Hyde. I want to be confused and ashamed of myself.

[@khiosa]

the magic spoon read was one of the funniest parts i swear lmfao

[@Say_When]

Master of the soliloquy..... A true God among mortals....

[@kathrynsandager6525]

The Golden Child 😂 Timmy love you & Gbaby

[@kevinblue1976]

To the poor hawk lady stuck in a human body, we wish you well

[@Braselton21]

I pray this is a radio station on GTA 6 :D

[@billiondollardan]

Tim won't speak bad about anyone... unless it's his aunt LOL

[@APR944]

Tim said maybe people think tiktok is turning children into hawks I though he meant “Warhawks” then this bitch comes on and says “my name is Horus and I identify as a red tailed Hawk, and I’m doing my best to comes to terms with living in a human body” 💀💀💀💀

[@connorjackson2973]

#GayForTim

[@Mr.Meeseeks024]

Yes or yes? But no .

[@danksidoodles]

Tim for gay.

[@thepiggishshow]

Man your producers need to get their shit together

[@MichaelCohen23]

It's great to see your eyes again bro. Not glasses at all 🤣🤣

[@shannonpetitjean1051]

Hans Kim your godson in the sitcom

[@keegannjk1]

Tim is the last bastion of internet positivity.

[@noahwood6530]

Ex girlfriend broke up with me 3 days ago. Tim, your episodes make it easier to take pain in stride. Any chance Nick Mullen will be a guest in the future?

[@DekkarJr]

It's good to see Tim isn't on the H anymore.

[@ilikethatboulder.thatisani5496]

what’s up with all the texas people getting mad? i swear they always seem bitter lol

[@KashWill9]

TikTok has never looked fun 😂

[@tech1238]

Tim’s on fire this episode 🤠

[@johnay93]

When I first watched Tim I thought he was just some overweight funny guy. I still think that today

[@brendan6612]

The pig is back in full force

[@bradleyneff8898]

It's ok, Tim. I'm high as fuck.

[@user-nj1zu2nf1x]

Easily the funniest comments section on the internet without a doubt every time

[@AXdamage]

Bring back the glasses!

[@ElTheDude]

actually being a hawk would be fun. i’m sure he’s confused too

[@IshYaBoy23]

Trucker 🛻 attire Tim Dillon never disappoints

[@SuZySueSuzyQ]

Yeah but his sweatshirt is stillllllllll 💯 Ralp Lauren PoLo ….👀👏✨😆😂

[@betteryoubetter]

Well.....I guess Tim's making a "don't look back" move to Austin.....cannot believe the Comedy Store (of all places!) has gone woke! Sad......

[@AlbinoWhiteGuy]

You know it’s going to be a good one when you’re laughing 30 seconds into the episode 😂

[@cecilyt006]

VPN or not, Honey tabs every last thing you do on the net.

[@jjones9904]

This episode marks the definitive influence of Chinese money

[@Skunkhunt_42]

He's the godfather to an asian golden child. Let him be rich!

[@rowbaught1218]

How many jokes of yours did Chris Rock “borrow”?!?! Holy shit. My wife and I looked at each other 3 times during his special and said, that’s a fucking Tim Dillon joke. Man you’re funny if Chris is stealing your shit! Keep it going!

[@LoblawBob]

Tim I want my compact disks back!

[@aaronwest1055]

I love how Tim Dillion is this LGBT Icon that is essentially Dagoth Ur to liberals😂

[@1-gz7xy]

Ha funny

[@jennifermommy9373]

Nah, tiktok is a major influence. Especially on our youth. I don't think a CCP app should be making algorithms for the citizens of North America. We know theybare fully capable of pulling a slow con on its own ppl. Why not us? Idk why an American company hasn't already made a mew app that is equal to tiktok. I think yt wad supposed to have updatef its methods to include the shorts more. I don't see why we need tiktok.

[@APR944]

Watch! We fight the way we know how to fight. With the stuffed crust pizza and the McDouble. 🇺🇸 🍔

[@lol22332]

I’m thankful to God that he hired someone to replace Ben’s laugh

[@johnjones3332]

this shows has declined in quality. I'm so bored what?