The Art Of Happiness | The Tim Dillon Show

[@tech1238]

That Keeps segment was life changing

[@miroirs-jumeaux]

41:20

[@TheHalo14aus]

One of the greatest ad reads of all time

[@morganociardha1016]

Ever since I started listening to Tim, I've lost 30 Ibs of pre-cocaine weight. Thank you Tim.

[@jjms7167]

sounds like an injury. Sue Tim with his promo code?

[@lilbov8524]

keep going bro need to follow in your footsteps

[@travisfreeman2793]

@@jjms7167 ww

[@kingjames7904]

Ive sold 30lbs of cocaine

[@kevinblue1976]

I’ve put 30 on since I started listening and I’ve never felt more alive

[@yakivpopavich]

3:50 AM on a Monday morning, a stoned insomniac just enjoying Tim.

[@stephenrodgers9698]

I'm glad I'm not alone 🙏 have a blessed evening brother

[@darkonation]

😂 I'm with ya

[@paaulistta]

Just finished rolling mine

[@imnotbenavery9220]

Grabbing two more uncrustables

[@jasonyount6036]

My people 😂

[@ETAisNOW]

Listening to this at 4am getting my jogging in, passerbys probably think I’m listening to something motivating but it’s Tim Dillion

[@jawlinejawlinejawline]

Tim is enough motivation

[@Lishkabro]

When two joggers cross each other listening to Tim a singularity is born and all that we know will cease to exist. Please be careful.

[@B.C.101]

Are you trying to say Tim Dillon isn't motivational? How dare you. Tim Dillon gave me the inspiration to start selling sub prime mortgages in the tri state area, do Percocet, and have serious lunches.

[@thomasnohejl8196]

Looking at Tim mtoivates me to stay in good physical shape too.

[@Brad-cb5sy]

Try being at the gym people be like why he keep laughing mid lift

[@sterfry315]

Best thing to ever pop up while I’m sleep deprived

[@almo33YO]

FRFR

[@Walleyedskink8]

Same here 😂

[@bcb5696]

Literally just got the notification while in bed bored looking for vids to watch

[@AllySimply]

Sameeeeeee

[@anarmyoftigers]

Let’s Gooooo!!!

[@snoogcity]

KEEPS needs to give Tim Dillon a raise .

[@trentonwiges7795]

Bro I was so invested into that read

[@DannySullivanMusic]

i agree! precisely true dude

[@vaughncollins1386]

Yeah maybe I was high but I feel like that was the most intense ad read he’s done it was sweet so glad I didn’t skip it

[@TRLgoodvibesdotcom]

For Biancas sake

[@DougGunty]

Can you get a grammy for a ad read ? That was true poetry. Also that insight into male - female relationships is why people question his G card lol

[@hitmarkler]

Greetings from Finland! You are one of the main sources where i get my weekly dose of happiness 😄

[@ethanwetzel7]

The keeps ad story was an absolute gem 😂

[@miroirs-jumeaux]

41:22 yes…

[@Myllys2]

Poor Bianca 😅

[@MonsterMogster]

They made a joke about Finland on a Danish TV show a few years ago, and it was brilliant. Apparently before Finland was the happiest country in the world they had the highest rate of suicide in the world. So the bit was that all the unhappy people in Finland had killed themself.

[@Emidretrauqe]

Nature finds a way.

[@runswithraptors]

Oh boy sounds like the USA is right on track for a rebound then

[@JacksVideoEmporium]

I’m a Brit living in Finland and Tim has nailed his take on Finland and Fins. ‘The happiest nation’ is not the correct terminology. But it’s definitely comfortable and calming here. Also we sauna most days

[@jlshel42]

Say hello to the blonde boys in the sauna for us

[@terryhollen8235]

What minority population does Finland have?

[@drgonzo1971]

@@terryhollen8235 Sami and some Muslims

[@elemenz888]

then you finish the day with some sausage a beer and a nice little suicide.

[@user-mq1up2fw4r]

​​@@drgonzo1971 what the hell is a Sami.?

[@RD-qb7sd]

Tim really understands the root of Finnish happiness. That fish and potato vs fame comparison really clicked with me.

[@thetavibes9021]

I want to live and die in Scandinavia...

[@AlCapwn369]

A little fish, little potato

[@peterkovach8655]

"art for art's sake" resonated with me. Rare to see that in the States.

[@DannySullivanMusic]

bingo! without a doubt correct

[@rachelengstrom9120]

Adjust your expectations.

[@tlc12070]

Tim needs his own sunglasses brand

[@Penellabella]

Good idea, but you likely would not be able to afford them if he did.

[@Cutlerypotato]

sunglasses need Tim to promote their brand

[@Penellabella]

@@Cutlerypotato the brands he wears do not pay for promotion.

[@Cutlerypotato]

@@Penellabella right over your head

[@TheHorse_yes]

As a Finn, I must salute Tim Dillon's take on our nation. Very true about the trees. Also, Tim is America in a fatshell as usual. Have a great week! Regards, Horse

[@badabing2302]

Should of had a “ I wish u well “ in that comment.

[@andrewwhite9739]

Tim explains things well. Long Island people are really funny. They're ball busters. Its fun to see.

[@keithriggle3192]

I wish you well

[@BlekJamal]

@@badabing2302 its a real knife fight out there , I wish him well... truly.

[@wat4036]

Thing is a lot of people actually enjoy nature in the US where I live.

[@thegnosticalien]

Seeing the colorful reflection briefly when the light hits those shades just right… thats happiness to me

[@cecilyerker]

Fuck yeah

[@allyjay7395]

Gay

[@KidBaklava504]

Twinkle Toes Tim keeping us on our toes with these random releases.

[@tarico4436]

Are you saying he's light in the loafers?

[@UnofficialAP]

Ah perfect timing! Day four of my speedball binge, and I can listen to something other than the shadows on my drive to work. Thanks Tim!

[@LRGDuran]

Nice Im on day 3 on a cocaine binge. All I can do is listen to my heart and Tim.

[@jackwebb3757]

I'm officially a lost soul. I'm at my happiest when there is a new ep.

[@feanor7080]

Rock bottom is great isn’t it

[@jeffreyscroggs3878]

@@feanor7080 ...^..." YES or yes" !?!

[@robbieceez7052]

going to tim dillons house, and he points to a painting and says "this is an original hunter biden" is the best comedy bit ive ever heard in my 30 year old life

[@plnkfloydian7814]

Cringe

[@LordTempist]

But wait, there's more:)

[@stimp1660]

Comedy bit or possible real life situation

[@brandonerick]

HEY HEY HEY, we don’t talk about Hunter around here, got it?! It’s a non-issue as far as I’m concerned.

[@4doorsmoorhoors542]

​@@brandonerick we? There is no we in your statement.

[@gavintfrye]

It’s 3:30 in the morning and I’m at work and was literally just thinking.. “wow dude, your life sucks. There’s nothing worth living for” then this podcast showed up on KZbin. You saved my life. I’m alive: fin.

[@sergioescarfuller8941]

Oh bro ik how clutch that feels

[@drewk7877]

Hit the archives

[@leol4863]

Keeps read was an absolute roller coaster

[@Hungryhipoe]

Tim’s ad reads are really a good reflection of the times we’re living in 😂

[@SamAdams73]

Surprised he didn’t mention “happy” Finland being part of an ad campaign for it’s NATO membership

[@TheJoshestWhite]

It was meant to go without saying

[@pearz420]

Finland embraces the Insect Hegemon. Don't you want to be happy like Finland?

[@KristopherBaker]

for the last 6 years?

[@somethingfishy1802]

On my devastating days on work I put this on at 5am to prepare my high level day with the lowest of the low, cheers

[@markfrenzel4718]

The Keeps Ad was a freakin masterpiece. They should pay double for that read. 😂

[@Fabian080690]

Tim appreciating art is like when Jack Nicholson's joker breaks into Gotham's modern art museum in Tim Burton first Batman lol

[@QEsposito510]

What I wouldn’t give to see Tim jog around the Guggenheim to Prince’s “Partyman” and review/vandalize art.

[@ireallylikeasoiaf4946]

@@QEsposito510 we need that guy to do a deepfake with Tim as joker and Theo and Shane and company as the henchman

[@boogrlovr]

tim's ad reads are the most entertaining of any podcast i watch. makes me actually want to listen to the ads, lol

[@Markkah]

Dillon fan here from Finland, born and bred here. It's a country, where suicide is high, the welfare system is run on endless debt increasing every year, people are on anti-depressants, darkness lasting almost the whole year, big number of alcoholics, the only nordic country, which never recovered from the 2008 economy collapse, soon we are gonna to war with Russia for your american miitary complex and hegemony and suffer the faith of the Ukraine as well, but yeah happiest people for sure. -love and greetings from Finland

[@josef2012]

"Won't someone think of the children?!?"- Concerned Mom Timmy is a real vibe 🌈

[@flusterzero]

Tim, Months ago on your Podcast. You were saying people in small towns that the only thing they could dream about is winning money at the casino. With myself having no aspirations at the time I'd decided to pursue this. I'm proud to announce I've made enough money to buy a 3060 ti graphics card and now generate sexy gay joe biden AI art. Thanks Tim!

[@huginnandmuninn4865]

Nothing better than a coffee and some Tim Dillon in the morning

[@erichazell6876]

You're a national treasure Mr. Dillon

[@jillatilano8943]

I love you, Tim Dillon. You are so unique...perhaps one of the greats? I have two weeks clean. Your open struggle with sobriety, smoking, all that...helps others more than you know

[@LoyalOpposition]

Congratulations!

[@Andres-yu4uf]

"I´m going to say it: We shouldn't hit women" Tim used all his strength to pronounce those words

[@cockbitter_925]

Its the K

[@DannySullivanMusic]

for real dude. entirely right

[@grocerybaggy]

He winked in sarcasm when he said that, you just can't tell because of the sunglasses

[@reidsimonson]

Bill Burr has a good bit on this.

[@GeekyFast]

I mean we let them speak AND vote. Isn't that enough already?

[@FunnyDougy]

Can you imagine the nightmare of "working together on a nice piece of art" with Tim? I am imagining it, and I want to see videos of it.

[@curlyshezz1]

Oh shit, I sent him a DM already...just thinking about the reality of this. Hellscape😂

[@runaway_slav]

Love the glasses, may the blessing of seeing one’s own impoverished reflection be bestowed upon us heathens.

[@molly4539]

Nothing like a hot cup of coffee and Tim rants in the morning. Happy Monday! ❤

[@Michellehas2ls]

❤ The little house with the little fish and little potatoes… should be a Finnish children’s book! Am 1/2 Finn and nature is absolutely my entertainment - I walk to the river daily and feed the chickadees from my hand. TIL it’s in my blood.

[@ChrisDragotta]

What is TIL?

[@mikedonavan]

they have a 5 miullion population....the us prison populaition is probly bigger than that

[@pineapplesalad6494]

@@ChrisDragotta You put it on little potato in Finland when you eat it with little fish.

[@zacharylester667]

@@ChrisDragotta today i learned

[@jeffreyscroggs3878]

@@ChrisDragotta..like......"Float me $20 TIL' I get Paid" ... eh'.?.

[@D6LL6S]

High af making bagels looking for something to watch.. New Timmy d epi at 3:40 am yessirrrr

[@jawlinejawlinejawline]

Yessirskiii

[@camromo7335]

Just parked my estate to catch up with Timmy, nice to see your farther from the edge

[@2010kgurl]

The Fins are depressed as fuck. I lived there. The only reason they score high on these quizzes is because they are drunk.

[@veggiequeen2738]

😂 I hope that’s true?!

[@CGJ703]

How come when they’re drunk they’re happy but in the US you blow your head off or drive into on coming traffic when you get a buzz?

[@chuckn4851]

@@CGJ703 🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@momog5615]

@@CGJ703MK ULTRA

[@guitarware]

The band HIM is Finlands greatest contribution culturally on the world 😂

[@reneeimage3879]

Perfect timing for some of us over in east coast Tim ! Some of us don’t go by our circadian rhythm ! 😹

[@QEsposito510]

Don’t ever let your circadian rhythm push you around, YOU are the boss!!

[@brookrussell8495]

I’m obsessed with you. Your commentary is spot on and so rational and common sense based. Always appreciate your takes.

[@theforward783]

We should go see him live

[@kevinblue1976]

The keeps ad is just what I needed to get through this Monday

[@AlCapwn369]

Listening to this at the airport, laughing out loud like a maniac at Tim saying "Sue!"

[@noblepolygon8694]

I left America in 2016 exactly for this. I live in Italy in a nice 3-bedroom condo that I own in a nice safe city. My wife and I work at home, walk together, and see our kids daily. What more do you need?

[@DekkarJr]

That 9 minute ad read for Keeps was one of the best things I've heard in a while from Tim. So vivid.

[@elzorab85]

Andrew is in home arrest so maybe we can have him on the next show :)

[@Aleph-Zero]

This is probably one of the best motivational self-help episode of all time.

[@4doorsmoorhoors542]

In the countries that are voted the happiest, its considered weird to smile at strangers becasue you dont want them to think they know you when they dont. They will also wait to leave their house if their neighbor is outside so they dont have to interact. If thats happiness, keep it.

[@dr.spacekitten1079]

Sounds lovely

[@Emidretrauqe]

@@dr.spacekitten1079 I'm an American and I thought we already did that here

[@5phany5]

Usually big cities do that and some suburbs.​@Emidretrauqe

[@fckem1000]

I love the commitment to the Keeps ad - above and beyond.

[@Fezziwig123]

Finland is the dorky, conservative oldest brother, Norway is the edgy middle brother, Sweden is the free spirit, and Denmark is the youngest little brother everyone likes.

[@Cockmonging]

Sweden is the town bike with a third world fetish

[@20th_century_Ghost]

That Keeps promotion you read is By Far the Greatest ad promotion I've ever heard.

[@roberthuber2770]

The man is like an angel for degenerates spiraling into madness

[@chasethreshing]

"People don't have the time to hate as much as they would like" The Bread and Circus is unbelievably important.

[@ryanl3812]

Damn that Keeps ad read is a certified hood classic

[@randymccoy2527]

Waking up at 4:00 to work in this snowy hell, listening to this driving today. It's a great morning

[@atrailerinthewoods]

The reflection in Tim's shades is worth a thousand dollars

[@TheRubberStudiosASMR]

I had an absolutely horrible morning. Thank Christ this was uploaded ❤

[@galloburrito4252]

Hope things get better. ❤

[@TheRubberStudiosASMR]

@@galloburrito4252 Thanks mate. Maybe I should move to Finland lol

[@tigereye8593]

I get excited when Tim uploads but I get depressed when he begins talking about the miserable world we live in. lol

[@garyny4073]

Rubber - what goes on in the rubber studios 😊😊

[@scrotusmaximus3043]

Best wishes 👍🙏

[@curiouscroissant5202]

Hunter’s paintings are part of a “Da Vinci Code” style mystery. I’d say go all in Tim, we need you to crack Da code.

[@MrJohnner33]

I search KZbin all night for my crack fix and I stumble upon this bad boy. Noise mate. A bloody legend.

[@elmosbigtoe8457]

I was listening to this at work on Spotify, and without watching the video, I already knew he had the glasses on 🤣🤣. He’s ruthless when he has the glasses on 😂

[@ireallylikeasoiaf4946]

Sitting in the bath, just took three percadoodle do’s, listening to Tim.. life in the big city.

[@pesh909]

I’m Greek and was born with a nice sized hooked nose. A real pearler! Saved up for a nose job thinking it would be the answer to all my anxiety and confidence issues. It wasn’t. Ive got a great nose now, but I felt exactly the same after. I Embraced philosophy and stoicism, and passed the anxiety applying these doctrines. Dunno how much that applies to some trans issues. But I’m sure it’s at least parallel in a-lot of cases. Good EP, Tim. Love from Aus-jail-ya x

[@funkyturboman]

Now imagine the people around you think that your acceptance of your nose is polluting children's minds. Seeing as it is wholly unnatural. The parallel would be only a little less silly.

[@martymcfly88mph35]

​@@funkyturboman don't diddle kids. It's all we ask.

[@Cockmonging]

@@funkyturboman ironically accepting the nose IS the root cause of society (and children by extent) being polluted yes.

[@hwholmes9683]

One thing I really appreciate from the Tim Dillon show is that his ad reads are funny, probably the funniest ad reads in the whole podcast scene. A close second is Yannis.

[@No5elfCTRL]

It's 3am and I'm bottle feeding my newborn child to Timmy D. He's really giving me things to think about. Do I want to force my child to be a TikTok star? Or do I want my child to be happy and make him be raised by wolves

[@MissWeezeyUSA]

“A 1920’s style tap 👋 … just a light one!” 😂😂😂

[@keenanlarsen1639]

I was kinda hoping that Hunter himself would have answered their phone call to the gallery

[@joelaraujo1720]

I fucken love this guy! He is not only a gentle man or a scholar .. but an artist and a very interesting and intelligent human being who says it as it is a true national treasure and the funniest person in podcasts in my humble opinion.

[@narongroad7916]

41:45 If this story was ad-libed Tim is a genius

[@TJ-wn7kc]

First time listening apparently.

[@narongroad7916]

@@TJ-wn7kc I gotta thank your mom for the recommendation.

[@GibberishPoetry]

"THIS IS GOOD! It's better than that b*tch in Finland!" I AM DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@xXxGrEeN_BaStArDxXx]

Very true about boomer parents. I got shot when I was 10 and ran into my parents’ house. My mom screamed at me “You’re bleeding on the carpet go outside!”

[@jumbolumps666]

Jesus Christ, man. I don't even know you and I know you're more important than the carpet

[@sunnsnowmussoorie3557]

Blood is very hard to get out of carpets. Bleeding on carpets is generally frowned upon.

[@michaelsillusion]

This is what being an American means to me.

[@TheJoshestWhite]

So then she shot you again?

[@anelisa4]

​😂 Being an American to me!...

[@bernadettefaure561]

Tim, you're the only thing that gets me up and doing chores. Glasses forever

[@lilbroomstick7914]

The Tim Dillon show featuring John Pork and they discuss Long Island eats the whole hour. I would say I'm suprised, but i'm not. Truly.

[@suhkmadiq2992]

Tim Dillon is the best thing since Sun-Prime mortgages

[@reasonablyserious]

This episode's keeps ad was a heartwarming story❤

[@poweramulets1725]

Tim wears a dominant east-coast 8th grader back-to-school style.

[@Sabodable]

He looks like the 38 year old real life version of the kid from Recess.

[@jackmacleod9661]

The Keeps ad read was Sheath Underwear level of unhinged. Loved it.

[@BZ-db1ro]

No lie, the story for the KEEPS ad placement was top knotch 🎉😂

[@alexgladwin6211]

that was the best advert ever...keeps cheers timmy

[@Adinovasi]

It's Monday in India and its great to start your week with Tim while extracting DMT😂

[@ivanamicimici]

Damn,where you at b? We need you out here!

[@tech1238]

Will you be our friend? 😅

[@kurtsteven6228]

That’s going on in India ?? Making Percs and lean used to be the goldmine

[@Adinovasi]

​@@kurtsteven6228no Benzo dude...

[@garymericano]

@@dhaltonmiller1215 normally I'd say start by boiling 250 grams finely ground Mimosa Hostilis Root Bark in purified water brought to -14ph using sodium chloride then cool and add n-hexane, chloroform, ether, hydrochloric acid, ammonium hydroxide, and anhydrous alcohol 100ml each into a mason jar with a glass lid and strap that to an orbital sander clamped down in a vice in order to shake the hell out of it for about 6 hours and then strain off and evaporate all of the organic solvents, but in India I think the first step has something to do with pooing in the lou….

[@kalidescopekids]

You hit 100 great pts this episode. Also, Ive seen tons of kids,hurt and killed by the parents living vicariously through the kids.

[@baroqueasb6097]

You don’t ever have to apologize to us little people

[@markroden9968]

The Keeps ad on this episode was a work of art 😂😂😂

[@mr.cantsay]

Tim's just out here trying to help his schizophrenic audience relapse.

[@Andres-yu4uf]

The little house, with little fish, and little potatoes in the middle of beautiful Finland sounds pretty close to paradise tbh

[@AJValentine-uc3pi]

This an excellent distraction from my sleepless manic episode.

[@garnitan2706]

"He's a 19 year old. It was a routine heart attack." 🤣🤣🤣

[@mediocreape]

this epissode was actually good. holy shit tim is back.

[@youlig1]

Tim was never gone xD

[@Mom-ii5jn]

Alvar Aalto (Architecture) Aki Kaurismaki (film), Mari Ruti(psychoanalysis/philosophy)are phenomenal! & let’s not forget Conan O’Brien impersonator former leader

[@abschu713]

If you’re talking about great Finnish architects, you can’t forget Eliel and Eero Saarinen!

[@aleslie300]

God damn we need a movie out of the keeps story

[@LivingforaLiving]

I lived in Finland the last 2 years. They are not happy, but they are happy with their quality of life. The joke is, they win this contest because all the depressed people kill themselves (highest suicide rate in Europe). I have never drank so much alcohol in my life living there. I now live in Brazil and I would much rather risk getting stabbed walking to the store than return to Finland. Finland is a great place if you wanna not work though. You need to do very little to have a decent life in Finland. Pros and cons to that.

[@Dan-sw8tg]

Lol!!!!!! Omg German who lives in Mexico here 🙋🏻‍♂️i couldn't have said it better!! The thought of going back to depressing boring Germany makes me wanna off myself

[@Tom-qp6oh]

Get Colion Noir to come on. I think he's a better bet than David Hogg!

[@crochetbitznknits2066]

Just what i needed this monday morning😂 , cant wait to see you in new burnswick on the 15th!

[@Rick-bc8lt]

I’m 22 now, but in my junior year of high school, we had a Finnish foreign exchange student. She was absolutely beautiful and what was crazy was, she spoke seven languages. She was redheaded and had a great rack, also had a beautiful figure. She was fluent in seven languages played the harp and gave our class a presentation on what finland was all about. It was great, It’s a damn shame I had a girlfriend at the time

[@zachdirects]

You gotta practice in a very important cultural aspect of Finland called open relationships.

[@blahpearson]

@11:15 "None of that matters to us." Iconic.

[@David-ro6te]

The fact he makes an ad for Keeps interesting and funny, shows how different this man is

[@SailorGreenTea]

57:49, look at the lewis in Kitimat-Stikine.

[@AncientMarinerNY]

Happiness is seeing your ATF BB and then getting Tim Dillon recommended on your drive back home.

[@grizzlywidow]

God is good.