Back from brain surgery

I had a brain tumor. Then I had some brain surgery. Then I made a video about it. I've missed you.
Thank you for being here, and for all of your nice messages, terrible jokes and care packages. It's been an onslaught of love unlike anything I could ever have imagined. I wouldn’t wish this experience on anyone, but all of you made it feel like a bizarre blessing. #brainblessed #tumorhumor #whothefuckuseshashtagsinyoutubedescriptions #apparentlyido
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[@LashanR]

Lost the tumour, kept the humour.

[@emilyatkinson12]

Should be the title of the doco I say :P

[@aeronadraneda7161]

We need that on a hat.

[@janplaging8823]

@EmilyAtkinson ... should definitely be the titel!!!

[@sophie-eh4te]

never seen anything more accurate

[@Yeoshua]

ッ

[@RealEngineering]

New hairstyle looks great. Titanium mesh on the brain sounds pretty badass too. Welcome back Simone.

[@somebodyelse9219]

First step in transforming herself into a shitty robot.

[@MosleyVick]

Titanium Mesh Brain, new band name called it!

[@pixelated.dreams]

One step closer to becoming one of her robots!

[@tonijelecevic7748]

Her new form

[@libsybum3591]

Woah I didn't even notice the new hair. It really suits her and looks natural on her xxxx

[@ChristopherTradeshow]

"I think my brain is fine" Less than a year later: "Turning my Tesla into a pickup truck"

[@ryangosling6249]

Yeah what a stupid idea... First I wanted to blame her, but then I saw this... Now I feel sorry for her. 😅

[@Thlips]

Certain experiences in life makes you stop just doing " save and boring", because you realize you have no clue how much time you have left. If you can do something that is amazing to you JUST DO IT.

[@100millionssubscribersnoth7]

Lol

[@carrolannethompson3947]

A Brain PERFECTED . Awesome awesomeness. More plez ..

[@peterzingler6221]

The idea and the design is good but the finish is... Yeah no..

[@ThorirMarJonsson]

A friend had a brain tumour and had to go to Sweden to have it removed. What he didn't do when he got there was inform the staff that he grew up in Sweden and spoke fluent Swedish. He only spoke English to everybody except his family until he had his operation, after which he switched to only speaking Swedish. He kept it up for 24 hours before confessing. Apparently the doctors and the hospital staff did not appreciate the joke. Sadly the tumour was cancerous and eventually got the better of him, but many such stories of him remain for us to remember him by. I'm so glad you are doing better and are capable of telling us about akward experiences of passing gas through your urethra! Here's hoping Brian will never return to you or anybody.

[@kikibirdball]

Your friend sounds like fun, I'm sorry for your loss

[@ikathiggs13]

Your friend sounded incredible. I'm sure losing him was hard ❤️

[@zeldahandel6211]

as someone who wants to be a doctor I both a patient does this and also hope it never happens because no one should get a brain tumor.

[@LS-sg8rb]

That's hilarious. What a loss to the world.

[@DVD927]

Your friend was epic!!!

[@thenotflatearth2714]

I’m happy a brain so unique and powerful is not lost to mankind

[@ClaireDuhLune]

The Spherical Earth I’m extremely happy too!

[@dakotabritton7531]

The Spherical Earth I'm glad you're a sensible person and not one of those flat earthers

[@SurvivalLilly]

OMG I am so happy that you are fine.

[@avalloyd712]

OMG I love survival lilly

[@billywange1171]

Username checks out

[@dnddonut6242]

i didnt know you whatched simone i love that famous people whatch other famouse people too

[@BennysRadio]

Great channel Lilly, keep going. And Simone, I hope 🤞 that everything will be good and that scar is something to brag about and nothing to be ashamed!

[@TampaTec]

I'm glad you got rid of Brian he was too clingy and dragging you down.

[@swuci]

Brian? Who’s Brian?

[@anastaciagalicia230]

Panda SayHi the tumor

[@swuci]

Adriana Galicia still don’t get it but ok!?

[@megkendev]

Panda SayHi she nicknamed the tumor brian

[@brianbaker9781]

Ok now its my fault??

[@leila_rshdn]

Nurse: Are you ready doctor? Doctor: I was born ready.

[@reywashere5284]

Underappreciated comment of the century.

[@williamh.mic.8712]

He HAS to have said that before

[@alkyoneus]

Glad to see you’ve come through this with your humour still intact, also can I just say that scar is kind of awesome?

[@vvvvvv66666]

Also the hairstyle is pretty spiffy

[@Chratzs]

I didn’t want to say anything insensitive, but the scar looks kinda like really stylish? Also super glad you’re okay Simone! ❤️

[@rapdactyl]

Seriously that scar is legit.

[@suavefrog5029]

That scar is legendary 👍

[@smartereveryday]

💛

[@chucksherron]

SmarterEveryDay good to see you here.

[@skyrideanimations6183]

Hey it's me Destin and welcome back to Smarter Every Da- Oh wait... Wrong channel...😄

[@chylaux4871]

Nice

[@meritholdingllc123]

Destin rocks! I get smarter every time I catch him.

[@amandarachlee]

Brian is officially cancelled!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 So glad you’re back strong and funny as ever

[@BroBotGaming]

AmandaRachLee whos brian

[@Ben7seven7]

Brian is the name Simone gave to her Brain Tumor

[@matthewworrall6582]

I read it as brain is officially cancelled

[@CM-xr9oq]

Cody, watch the video ;)

[@reeseyme9613]

duh

[@doublej82]

Simone: I feel like neurosurgeons wouldn't let themselves do a bad job on the brain, but he could definitely have gone a little more creative on the shaving Me: *Looks back on my surgery haircut and wonders what I said to the surgeon*

[@patheddles4004]

I mean mine shaved my head completely, but I'm pretty sure I didn't say anything bad to him - I was 6 years old and very unconscious...

[@BootstrapsBootstraps]

Yeah, some of my patients have the most creative haircuts after brain surgery. I work as a physiotherapist whi rehabilitate people who have had strokes or brain injuries.

[@thejesuschrist]

Today I learned pee holes can fart. So glad you're back! ❤️ Praise be! 🙏

[@Gran69]

Oh hey there Jesus. How's it hangin'?

[@allexis5032]

Jesus how ya doing

[@yoongi9851]

did theresa send you?🤷🏼‍♀️😂❤️

[@lalaithan]

Stacy, queefs are vagina "farts". Different body part.

[@nikodll]

Every hole can fart if you're brave enough

[@iJustine]

So good to see you back :)

[@yagxr]

no marry me

[@kinoko87_b]

Hey! Did you copy ICarley. Look at your name

[@nicovalientew]

_________ it’s iCarly smh🤦‍♀️

[@isabellaamaya6517]

iJustine I'm a fan this makes me cry .

[@hcneymoonn]

iJustine OMG JUSTINE

[@TheThirdErnest]

Modern medicine is crazzyyyyy. Literally opened your skull and cut your brain and you are the same Simone we love. We’re all super glad you’re ok :)

[@ulaaan]

Isnt it amazing? Modern medicine, modern machinery, modern robotics...

[@noahjames9457]

Ernest Arrellano Modern art

[@VonRibbitt]

Ernest Arrellano i mean, precolimbian civilization in south america, specially incas did the same thing succesfully in the 15 century

All for the wonderful low cost of $232,736.56

[@korenn9381]

@Jeff artificially inflated costs like that have to be american. Nowhere else would that surgery have cost that much O.o

[@rubyredwood4116]

Simone, right before surgery: I’m ready, Doctor. Doctor Ready:

[@Asiliea]

I was fully expecting not only that, but also the first thing after surgery being "I'm Doctor, ready... Wait..."

[@PopEye2384]

FYI, the name (surname, actualy) of the doctor is Dr. Reddy (pronounced Red-D).... he is of indian origin.... but the joke was good nevertheless....

[@ajaysasikumar6931]

@@PopEye2384 yep *Reddy* ,which is a very common surname to telungu origins.

[@picklejuice6699]

Lol this is underrated

[@ChocolatePie-by1ot]

What?

[@SeaLemonDIY]

You're amazing and that's a badass scar 👍

[@EthanBradburyVlogs]

Scars only show weakness

[@corruptsoulll]

King Bradberry Actually the opposite of weakness, it shows that you went through shit, and got through it.

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

King Bradberry What? Logically, it's the opposite... if you were weak, in certain situations where you'd get a scar, you'd instead be dead or your skin is really good at reconstructing itself (which doesn't make you stronger)... Besides you don't decide whether you want scars or not.

[@KrolyteYT]

Omg sea lemon :O

[@ilustrado7291]

Dr.: "Simone, are you ready?" Simone: "No... but you are. ;) "

[@spiritmuse]

He was born Ready... *flees*

[@kurosawa007]

Nurse: Are you ready? Doctor: Yes I am; but no, I have to finish washing my hands.

[@MrJGJ87]

i think the doctors name was Dr.Reddy. A common south indian name ?

[@otomackena7610]

Jerry Gregory Jacob yes it is a common surname in southern part of India.Fun fact there is also a multibillion dollar pharmaceutical company called Dr.Reddy

[@cmoran_cl]

Wait... were those bubbles brain farts?

[@simonegiertz]

SO MUCH YES

[@RealityIsTheNow]

One of the only times I was actually _happy_ that I decided to check the comments. LOL. :)

[@clutch1141]

I'm happy you're ok and back! Sweet scar!

[@Parazeta]

I think this is the best comment I've ever read on KZbin

[@Lewitty]

I have had those bubbles since I was 10, I feel ya girl.

[@seanys]

I can’t imagine how stressful it must be to have to see a bill that huge, even if you are insured, along with trying to get better from a serious illness.

[@TriSci42]

For 2 bags of saline to wash out a wound, 5 staples and two nurses/doctors to look at my head and say "yep. It needs staples and you probably have a concussion" about 30 minutes spent in the hospital cost me almost 6k USD. Originally it did but then insurance 6 or 7 months later said sike we paid it, here's some money back. It's crazy expensive out here and insurance will do everything they can to not pay.

[@jasonmyneni8605]

Honestly, that probably isn’t too inflated for a 9 hour surgery followed by a 2 day hospital stay. Anesthesia alone probably costed upwards of 8 grand. If a person in the UK, for example, saw the bill for this whole ordeal, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was close to 175,000 dollars

[@josh_7569]

@@TriSci42what did you expect them to charge? A bag if potato chips for BRAIN SURGERY? Obviously, you know little but talk bug.

[@hacksmith]

Glad to hear everything went so well!

[@dnddonut6242]

the Hacksmith glad to see suport from all these amazing chanels i feel priviliged to whatch amazing people!

[@jesuscarmonaesteban4521]

I'm happy to see you well and back. I know what you mean when you say the surgery changed you... I had acoustic neurinom, and felt very much of what you have described. My intervention took 11 hours, and I was more than a week in the hospital. I also got a big scar and some other issues I've been recovering slowly. That was 5 yerars ago. An experience like yours and mine is dificult to transmit to someone else that have not lived it. So, congratulations for you so nice look and new life after all. J.

[@amandeez5782]

I'm going to watch every ad because bb girl you deserve that ad revenue.

[@najeecoates4]

This is probably the most genuine thing I’ve seen on the Internet.

[@Anson_AKB]

First, I'm glad that the worst part is over and you can resume everything where you took a short break. Second, your hair looks nice and i was surprised how little was cut next to the scar. but it would have been a sexy trophy to show off to all tech/scifi interested people. and finally, i agree with Amandeez, and I just watched the entire ad before this video, although the YT choice was a bit strange (but probably not surprising at all): _it was an ad for_ *_robot guided craniotomy_*

[@bigclivedotcom]

Really glad you came through this OK Simone. It's been a disturbing time for those of us who follow your channel too.

[@sawspitfire422]

I didnt know you followed this channel Clive, but right on, It's such a relief to hear some good news

[@woobi313]

hello clive can you explode some more electronics on your chanel

[@GuitarGodgt]

Agreed, really happy to hear you came through unscathed (well sans the bad ass scar).

[@jacobtrc7331]

My dad got his brain surgery done 2 days ago (tuesday) to remove a brain tumor. It was deep in the brain, but everything went according to plan. The crazy part is, he was supposed to be in the hospital for another 3 days. It's really a miracle that we have these amazing neurosurgeons

[@jacobtrc7331]

And he got out really early which nobody was expecting

[@Nurse_Lucy]

I can't tell you how hard I laughed at you saying "that did not come from my butt that came from my pee hole." I have worked 72 hours this week. I needed that

[@ketsuekikumori9145]

Honestly, the way the scar was done makes it really easy to cosplay as some cyberpunk badass.

[@feldhaser]

yeah, like simone giertz!

[@mitchellturnbull3988]

Oh some inventor badass!

[@gracecalis5421]

Man, the new Cyberpunk2077 trailer literally has the protagonist girl have a cyber "scar" that looks just like Simone's.

[@satbq1]

I suppose the way they shaved your head really emphasizes the fact that this was a planned thing. Mine was an emergency and they made me look like I'd been attacked by a lawnmower!

[@Thomasfrank]

I'm so happy to hear that the surgery went well!

[@BigIslandMNMinnetonka]

I like your hair style. I am super happy you are alright!

[@zmodem4619]

haha I like her hair, too, but I found myself unconsciously blowing up at my own face to get her hair outta my eyes lol :D

[@BigIslandMNMinnetonka]

Zmodem lol

[@takumi2023]

i wish it wasn't covering her eye tho

[@Mr.Inman14]

I don't trust stairs... they're always up to something

[@frac]

I can get down with that.

[@xavarmu]

Up to the top floors, indeed 😂

[@curtise7]

I'm scared of elevators... I'm going to take steps to avoid them.

[@informitas0117]

You are correct, one flight of stairs gave me six screws in my spine.

[@Mr.Inman14]

Its a joke guys damn

[@WhitneyAvalon]

Really glad you're okay, Simone!

[@carldavidson1950]

Whitney Avalon agreed, what an influential positive determined lady

[@jarvis]

I'm so so so happy to hear you're doing well.

[@captainharpoon]

Jarvis I love your videos and it's nice to see we have similar taste.

[@Godswole]

who gives a shit about these famous people? no i

[@chylaux4871]

Indeed

[@MissaSinfonia]

I’m so glad you’re okay! Welcome back!

[@quiikstop1493]

Miss speaks English wtf ?

[@luisbecerra2247]

Missa habla en english what bergha?:v ven a tijuana

[@sebastianlopera21]

MissaSinfonia crossovers vergas

[@chrissksjdo599]

Danieloch no pendejo

[@johnsander5112]

“People should be faced with losing everything a little more often because it really helps to put a lot of things into perspective.” Bravo and brava to you, Simone. You’re a true example of courage and maturity.

[@TheInspirationalMind]

I'm so happy for you Simone!!! Keep being you!

[@LifeOfTom]

I love you so much! I'm so glad you're ok! READY to get back at it :D

[@geteheh3h3636]

Life of Tom 1 like on a syndicate comments

[@patrick1532]

Go back to tricking kids into gambling their money away

[@christopherkelly6841]

Lol @be_the_end

[@josephgein378]

Life of Tom c

[@CramyGamerOG]

Everybody should give complementary donations to her everybody give at least a dollar we’ll im giving 500$

[@demika9259]

I just learned that I have a brain tumor, and I'm having surgery in about 3 weeks. Your videos about your experiences about this have really helped me. Thank you, and I'm glad you're okay Update: Thank you so much for all your kind comments ❤️ As I've replied a while back everything went well, so no need to worry!

[@philipp5433]

I'm sure it'll work out as well as with her :) all the best!

[@demika9259]

@@philipp5433 Thank you :)

[@zacharythornblade255]

Reading this 3 weeks out - hope all went well!

[@francescomanzo3939]

How did it go?

[@demika9259]

It went fine! I will need some follow up treatment, but things are looking good so far :)

[@Hercules_tootoo]

I know this is 18 months late. You are so precious!!! I love you. My whole family loves you. And we all wish you good health for the rest of your life.

[@JerryRigEverything]

Welcome back!!

[@Sitarow]

@JerryRigEverything keep up the great work. You KZbin content producer's have spectacular talent! Looking forward to Simone's next wave of productions. Thank you for sharing your experience.

[@chylaux4871]

:)

[@noimkat]

I’ve never been more excited about a KZbin notification in my entire life!!! So happy to see you back and I am in awe of your consistent optimism. Welcome back

[@MakerTim]

Couldn't say it better. WELCOME BACK ONLINE :heart:

[@m9s0n]

Same

[@KMayflower]

I have never been so happy to see someone I don't know! So happy your back and feeling better!

[@marcg.3333]

You worded it perfectly and I agree :)

[@StoneE4]

What about her back?

[@Sir_Mikel_Bass]

UP VOTE!! Glad your back Simone, was really worried!

[@peetrpeetr]

I was writing basically the same thing. There's a few hundred thousand of us who took this far too personally to not think that Simone is a witch or something. Crying with joy is not something I ever do...... First to label this phenomenon, The Giertz Virus.

[@huhugugu7398]

D: "Are you ready ? S: "Yes!" D: "No, I am!"

[@user-ns3vs3bp3e]

You have titanium mesh? So you’re now a cyborg :) glad you’re recovering, promise to use your new powers of ‘small amount of metal in head’ for good

[@theodorewinston7625]

She's gone from building robots to becoming one! Kind of.

[@KaiMarcad]

123 456 Oh right. Now she's a metal head 😏🤘 Don't know if she was before.

[@michaelmassajr.9996]

Next invention: I Build a Badass Magnet Hat for my Head

[@gus.s]

She builds really dangerous robots; had traumatic experience; now have a badass scar and titanium implants... There is a lot of super villain material. Well, in face of the facts must recognize that resistance is futile, and I, for one, welcome our Queen of Robotics Overlady.

[@Metal-Possum]

That air escaping your head is a legitimate brain fart.

[@jcstudios7099]

Lmfaoo! How did nobody think of this yet?! This comment needs more love!

[@gewglesux]

Well Done! Nice one!!

[@anordinarymom]

😂😂😂

[@Qthedude16]

She says she's still herself, but well have to wait and see if she starts making robots that actually work

[@Aarif0msd]

Qthedude16 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ZeroApoc1]

Lmfao

[@Quentino808]

" I was angry and hungry" Should've had a snickers kiddo, you're not you when you're hungry

[@stevenryann8767]

Sim: you don't want to upset the person that's about to... Expectation: cut your brain open Reality: Shave your head

[@theearth__9146]

Steven ryann who’s sim is it Simone

[@stevenryann8767]

@@theearth__9146 yuhh😋

[@alexandramariaqq]

My head is shaved from the right side, I love it!!

[@scottvarley3823]

Steven ryann As a barber I have had people joke and comment about not upsetting your barber.

[@linhfphung7867]

*hah*

[@trackerrrr]

Coming from a family full of nurses, PAs, and a doctor, I can tell you that if nurses only had to deal with farts they would be happy campers.

[@championsteam522]

Please tell me a story

[@jase1125]

@Sea Em stated by someone who feels inferior and threatened.

[@drops2cents260]

@@championsteam522 Two words: C. diff. Don't even have to tell a story there, because certainly _everyone_ of us from YANTONC (Ye Ancient & Noble Tribe Of Nursing & Caring) has first-hand experience (and gruesome events to remember).

[@fredrikdahlberg6947]

Don't forget P. Aeruginosa. It makes pretty colors and smells "great" aswell :D

[@Chimera_Photography]

That was a stupid reply. You were asked that question by a non nurse then said you won’t tell a story because other people here know? That’s, stupid...

[@mongothemaniac5848]

"My brain seems to be working just as fine or as poorly as it was before" words of a true genius right there xD

[@peterwalker6475]

Simone: ay yo doc! Are you ready? Doctor: I was born ready

[@canofworms6730]

This is brilliant

[@sean6992]

Quite literally

[@morgz1069]

it's CRAZY how strong this woman is. like holy heck.

[@droolpuppy1398]

Do you have a mother?

[@morgz1069]

Droolpuppy yes but i don’t see how that’s relevant

[@AnthraXXmS]

Evi1M4chine people used to die from small cuts back in the days. What is your point?

[@anti5844]

@@morgz1069 I guess the point was women are strong, in general. It's the question if they have to use it or not.

[@shyfen1vlogs926]

It’s cause she doesn’t give a shit about anything

[@littlebacchus216]

$232,736.56 for that amount I want an upgrade not just a fix!

[@simonegiertz]

All I got was some titanium mesh

[@mikeshipman84]

Does cable or satellite come in clearer now?

[@xiz0808]

should at least get some gold filigree or inlaid mother of pearl for that..jesus, this makes me glad im british

[@victorsixtythree]

That's about 1/25 of the way toward becoming "The Six-Million Dollar (Wo)Man".

[@Adam-ox7zo]

Simone Giertz at least your iron man or rather titanium woman!

[@Daritha100]

These are the moments when I would love to say something big but can't figure anything out =D Anyway, I am glad to hear you are doing fine. And good luck in the future =)

[@fiddlededee09]

Somtimes the smal messages macke the day 😉

[@carlosmarques8380]

Your relationship with mr Brian was certainly not thr best, i mean he didn't even pay rent and tryed to steal and eye from the landlord, wtf bro

[@Songblade001]

Tried to rob her blind

[@xanderstone6865]

We’ve missed you Simone. Your scar is BAMF and you’re stronger than ever. Glad to have you back!

[@rlsbluedevil2016]

Also the haircut! Do people still say lit?

[@axelahlman3423]

Okay, we know that Simone is doing good since she without hesitation crack inappropriate jokes. Awesome to see that you are recovering well and all of Sweden wishes you the best of luck with the rest of recovering

[@theelichtje3]

And the rest of us!

[@NicoleStLouis-is2hc]

If her new robots work, then we know she changed.😂

[@justanawkwardddlcfan]

Nicole St. Louis lol

[@Christophersanchez1326]

Nicole St. Louis yup now all of her projects are going to work.

[@fryode]

Can you imagine? Simone: "I want to make a robot that tries to do my makeup with paintballs." Two hours later Simone: "Shit. Accidentally cured Zika Virus."

[@joshuabaltazar3254]

I was about to type the same thing then i saw this

[@SheepdogSmokey]

OK, simpler then, how about a robot that changes a light bulb, DAMMIT, HOW DID I CREATE COLD FUSION!?!?

[@briansmobile1]

*Hugs*

[@chylaux4871]

I see.....Brian

[@derekmills5394]

500th hug!😀

[@mattteng1683]

I’m so happy you’re ok! We’ve never met, but you bring joy and entertainment to me and so many other strangers. If I ever meet you, please let me buy you food and ice cream cake.

[@elephantofdestiny8628]

I know it's partially to cover the scar but honestly the new hair is pretty awesome.

[@maldoran9150]

It is! Makes her look like a cool, bad-ass cyber-punk hacker. Would hire for my team, no question!

[@jimbert50]

I agree!

[@Sunshine215clfh]

Jesus can give you eternal life. These Bible verses explain how you can have eternal life (John 3:16, Romans 3:23, 3:10, 5:12, 6:23, 5:8-9, 10:9-10, 10:13, 10:17, Ephesians 2:8-9, 2 Peter 3:9-10). :)

[@anawesomerobot]

Could probably get away with doing an undercut on that entire side of her head

[@A.F.M.B.1234]

@mal doran needs more neon-colour! :D

[@leonthesleepy]

So glad to see this notification :)

[@RichardCox0]

The best news

[@delilahericson1179]

leonthesleepy same

[@headacher10]

Yess

[@randomindianguy]

I agree!

[@Falcon9Block5]

"and I started to flip people off..... And these people are moving so slow!" Is essentially my mom's driving in a nutshell.

[@newpianotutorials]

So pleased for you - KZbin would be a lonely place without you ...

[@jacksonepperly2804]

NPT Music tru

[@RogerBarraud]

s/KZbin/World/ ;

[@byronclarkson2604]

TheGrindin Gamer SO ALL ALONE, SO LONELY WITHOUT SIMONE... that's how it goes, right?

[@toffeboii]

Roger Barraud Nice sed command m8

[@ASMRconKiki]

Simone, I wish I could give you a big hug right now. I am so relieved to see you. In 2009 I had to undergo surgery for a rare lung illness and the day before I left I recorded youtube videos for all of my loved ones. I also wrote a collective note for them. It took me a long time to get over the physical trauma and I hope you’ll give yourself time to heal as well. You’re a wonderful person 💗

[@salomeguzman8611]

Hermetic Kitten ASMR Que dulce mensaje KiKi!💕 Ps. Muchísimas gracias por tu trabajo en KZbin, tus videos me han ayudado tanto. Saludos desde 🇺🇸

[@sieve5]

This video was hilarious: queefing, puns, comparisons to sid from toy story and golumn, giving people the finger, SHE'S BACK EVERYONE!

[@JackVermicelli]

She didn't say anything about the first item on your list; she said she had air come out her peehole.

[@viny12345678]

@ A.J Steinman Yeah, and squirting isn't pee at all. It's just water stored to squirted some time. Do not believe women. Like about their genitals, or something like "i'm fine". The latter is the absolute worst, if you didn't know that btw.

[@juaricolas]

You forgot the pee hole fart joke

[@gooze_design]

I happened to click on this one a few days after my partner spontaneously dumped me and kicked me out of our apartment. I feel like I lost everything, and this put it in perspective. What you said at the end just got me so good. Thank you for existing.

[@katie_the_lady]

This must’ve been such a stressful time in your life :/ *so* happy to see that you’re back and doing well

[@bearfrowns3881]

I literally just had to create a favorites list so I could put this video in it. Glad you're back.

[@DanielGreeneReviews]

You are one of the most badass people on KZbin. So much respect!

[@nWsquidasaur]

Daniel Greene the!

[@Yeoshua]

ッ oh

[@coptotermes]

$200k to get brain surgery is just nuts. This is what I cannot understand about American’s attitude towards the Australian system of Medicare where urgent surgery like this is free.

[@JordanRants]

GLAD EVERYTHING WENT WELL :-) hope you have a swift recovery!

[@powertotheplurals]

Welcome back dear, strong Simone!! We heard yesterday we are cancer free and i still have trouble believing its actually gone and over. We have one more surgery to go. We are so glad you are okay!! You talked about being the same person afterwards and as someone with DID (multiple personality disorder, check out my channel if you wanna know more about DID) this is something we've also wondered ourselves. It has affected all of our alters. But like you said in the end it's going to be for the better!! Welcome back! 💜💜💜

[@chetleonard169]

Cancer is never over, change your lifestyle to defend against remission.

[@Tombsar]

I think you mean recurrence. Remission is a good thing; you shouldn't be defending against it!

[@thinkfact]

I think one of the greatest parts about this video is the positive impact it may have on people who may have to go through the same thing. In high school one of my best friend's little sister had to go through the same procedure and at the time there wasn't a lot of testimony online to help comfort his family outside of just reading material. I have personally always found comfort seeing somebody else's story over something I may have to tackle myself, and I think if you do make a video out of the footage that you had documented, I could definitely see it having a positive impact on people who may find themselves in a similar position you were in. I'm happy to hear that you are doing well and I look forward to future videos! Take care, Simone. :)

[@KennedyJ]

true, it is such a good comfort to have

[@Jose-Ricardo]

You made me cry instantly!! So glad that you made it through. Keep going because you inspire so many of us!!

[@tonidupont-mora1572]

Simone, congratulations on the success of your brain surgery. I have never watched your channel, or even heard of you before, but I enjoyed listening about your ordeal, and am glad you are doing well.

[@kiarakeeper2154]

TONI DUPONT-MORA I found her channel the day AFTER she posted her last video before this. She did a ted talk and I died laughing on the short little Facebook clip I downloaded the ted talk app and watched the whole thing and then found her on youtube and was like "oooh nooo!!" So happy she's back and all healed up. Well again and such. Cause I can't wait to see what life has in store

[@KozisKey]

Are you some wierd brain surgery fanatics?

[@kiarakeeper2154]

Kristofers Kozlovs I'm not. I specifically explaine how i found her channel. That I saw her Ted talk. And then wanted to know more. See more of her personality. Idk how rude u could possible be to say such a thing.

[@ClaudioRCFaria]

Amanda Kaee - I think Kristofers Kozlovs intended to reply to Toni Dupont-Mora, who said "... I enjoyed listening about your ordeal..." in the midst of a mostly positive comment. Funny you seem not to have noticed that in your reply, then lashed out at a reply to it. I'm going to search for the TED talk you mentioned. Thanks for the heads-up.

[@homelessx8882]

I went in for heart surgery. I got a mechanical heart put in. I wrote notes as well to family. Also my doctors name was toyoda. I thanked him for turning me into a prius.

[@justinmckenzie9851]

Homeless X 😂great joke

[@ryanbrink5782]

I was going to like ur comment, but then I saw it's at 69 likes rn, soooooooooo imma send u dis:

[@YouAreWeird2149]

Homeless X LOL

[@florrie.6377]

I like the way you see life, hehe. ♥🌼

[@TheSpinkels]

My brain surgeon's name was Dr. Savage. He was pretty good though.

[@JimDooley]

I know a surgeon named Dr. Cutting. No joke. I glad that you're doing well!

[@MikeWillisUK]

My previous doctor was named Dr. Risk. That was comforting..!

[@tdolan500]

Jim Dooley I know a German doctor called Dr. Christian Kunts. He uses a different surname when he is working.

[@windsunh2o]

Just hope you never have to see Dr. Yourefucked.

[@M3iscool]

I know one named Glascock, and they pronounce it Glass Cock. They totally could go with Glaze coke, or something foreign sounding, _but no..._

[@joeperch4486]

IN Austin, TX there is a doctor named Dick Chop: and yes he is a urologist.

[@CraigSchubert]

KZbin recommended this video for me again, and I wanted to take the chance to say I'm so glad you got through this and are still able to share yourself and your videos with us. Cheers. :-)

[@DeepBoxGames]

I’m so happy to know you’re ok!

[@verakok2906]

👑💩🤖 I’m so happy for you that your eyes are working. I hope you are back to “normal” (for how far a person can be normal) very soon ❤️❤️

[@urnotjustin]

Wishing you a speedy recovery

[@joannetaylor4509]

urnotjustin .

[@jacksonpodlin9272]

Lmao not me

[@phs125]

232000$ That's how much it cost us to build a two story 20room house in India!!!! 10 years ago!!!!

[@raybod1775]

She was so worth it!

[@DrPacman]

Just makes me happy we get free healthcare

[@sonicjackalopeproductions3342]

Yeah... In America, only the rich deserve to live. This place is a living hell if you are not a wealthy white Christian straight male

[@sara4024]

@@sonicjackalopeproductions3342 and even then Jeff bezos could squash you like a bug

[@de4830]

200 like

[@Potentialbliss]

I'm so happy to hear this update! You're such a warrior❤️ thanks for inspiring

[@cesarne7904]

Moon Hawk .. Xdgjcxv

[@cesarne7904]

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[@DecaafTweakin]

Amen

[@ThisIsTechToday]

Thanks for sharing so much about your experience and for being so gracious even when people ask some less than sensitive questions. I'm SO SO glad you're doing well and teared up and laughed during this video. You're amazing and we can't wait to have more laughs with you for many years to come. Best wishes, friend!

[@cemtolu4542]

Seeing you seeing Byeeee again made me cry. I hope you can better every next day like always.

[@kata7628]

I’m so happy you’re doing well and recovering!! Thank you for sharing your story, I’m sure it will help people who are going through similar things. And I hear you about appreciating life more, that was my experience after staring down death too. Hope your days are good!!

[@lollinehuntarz]

This video was one of the most heartwarming things I’ve seen in a while. I’m so happy to see that you’re fine! Keep going, girl! ✨

[@Charliepinman]

You: "Doctor I'm ready." Dr: "No, i'm ready"

[@allluckyseven]

"I'm ready, you... Guy... Gee... Hertz?"

[@iSocialTVShow]

No one can turn a situation so sad and serious into something strength and energy like you did..Welcome back

[@MrToolibill]

I look back at this experience and see the hero within and how you have changed. I couldn't imagine what you have gone through but know your strength is awesome!

[@PearDave]

Simone is like a real female version of Deadpool, she is making jokes no matter what, recovered from a brain tumor surgery and now all she has to do is to dress all in red and find Francis. No seriously girl, you rock big time! 👊

[@mivescensa4303]

This is so wholesome.

[@MrMichaelLaw2011]

Gwenpool or Lady Deadpool

[@ardentdrops]

Francesca.

[@mivescensa4303]

Has a drawn dog as their profile assumed a furry

[@mivescensa4303]

No one asked and it had nothing to do with this topic. It's like someone is talking to you and says 'KFC sucks just saying' when your pfp is KFC. Even if it isnt KFC.

[@TheMattShea]

Welcome back! :D

[@Smile-cg8st]

Hey! Yeah.

[@Matt-uf5to]

MattShea time to do another shitty robots video!

[@lexrexyt]

MattShea whatcha doing here :) im an fan

[@sethturk7532]

:D

[@LennieGames]

Genuinely ecstatic that you're safe and well! Sending love from me and my family in England, we love you and your videos!

[@carmium]

I still recall waking up in ICU after my brain surgery and seeing my family (Dad, Bro, Sis) there. "Oh hi!" I said, "I just woke up! How re you?" They all looked at me like I was sliding into the pit of doom. "I feel fine!" I offered, and then we had a bit of a visit. I had a huge turban of bandages on my head, which must have looked weird. I envy (retroactively) your brief stay in the chop shop, as I spent weeks there. Glad your experience was more modern than mine, if nothing else! Oh, and Foley catheters are like that so they don't get peed out.

[@omerakgul2543]

You really earned that cracked light bulb logo now.

[@corn3880]

lmao

[@jimsvideos7201]

So let's see: Some genuine depth, a few places to really stop and think, and enough times where I laughed right out loud; must be Simone doing what Simone does. Big shout out to everyone who played a part in getting you through all of this, too.

[@paulameloot9380]

I am so glad everything went well for you Simone ! You’re an awesome person !

[@Jeff-S]

What an amazing person. She has the best sense of humor and is charmingly cute. To hear the bravery in her voice while she jokes about this experience makes me smile. Thanks Simone for reminding me not to take anything so seriously!

[@Mattytime]

You ended with a dad joke. That means you are now the Robot Daddy.

[@jesscateyesquad]

HAHAAA SO FUNNY

[@angelaacchen]

Haha 😂

[@byronclarkson2604]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@keyblaed]

hi matty!

[@lakesquid2671]

Speaking of dads, hi dad

[@minamari5334]

I've been checking for video here almost every day...I'm so happy that you're okay!

[@JustinY.]

Stand Name: *Tumor* Stand Master: *Brian* Status: *RETIRED*

[@elpasa9308]

Justin Y. Oh hi again

[@mcslam_]

Justin Y. Fuckin Justin Y. Is everywhere

[@MohammedNafisayman]

Hi

[@UD-tu1ue]

This video is trending ofc you'd be here.

[@justinr.2076]

Justin Y. I will follow you everywhere *daddy*

[@allencolvin656]

Thank you for sharing your story. It means a lot to those of us who have dealt with cancer either dorectly or with friends and family. Stay strong! God bless you!