Back in Black - New Laws Debuting in 2019 | The Daily Show

[@petervarnado]

“If I wanted to go to some place cold and empty, I could look in a mirror” 😂😂💀

[@Mictla155]

I feel the same way.

[@vinnievalentine421]

🤣😂

[@torij8031]

Boi I’m from Vermont and it’s -32° with windchill today, DONT COME HERE

[@andyskeels8539]

Lewis Black is my spirit service support animal.

[@iluvart1482]

The way you could hear Trevor laugh right after too 😂

[@fenriskiba]

"What's wrong with you Ohio!!!" Me, from Ohio: "Many things..."

[@kyleshiflet7932]

Yeah don't yall execute people for speeding lol

[@christelheadington1136]

@@kyleshiflet7932 No, that would cut the population down by 75%

[@kyleshiflet7932]

@@christelheadington1136 true it was a joke i always heard about when i was little

[@javaughnmallett4019]

I know man I know I’m from Toledo Ohio

[@kyleshiflet7932]

@@javaughnmallett4019 wow the town that caused Michigan and ohio to fight

[@AblazedVids]

The R Kelly joke was pure Gold

[@gauthamsuresh3226]

Spirit Fusion_2 I see what you did there

[@walterhunter3353]

Spirit Fusion_2 was pure trash

[@APirateNamedJohn]

Ha we found the one r Kelly fan left.

[@beardedtiger]

Yea Pure golden shower lol

[@christosarcher8759]

I like this, but it's at 420 so I'm not gonna click it. Let some other dickweed mess it up.

[@pforgottonsoul]

love how lewis had to yell at the crowd after the R kelly joke.

[@JadenKaye]

The crowd is obviously not black and unaware of his marriage to Aaliyah at 15 (lied saying she was 18) and annulment which buzzed about long before she died...in 2001. She would've turned 40 this year.

[@Prateekch95]

"I wish this was harder to read". Damn, we were taught to write in cursive from the start. Never looked at it that way.

[@christelheadington1136]

You never tried to read my Mom's hand writing.

[@prem9730]

Yeah, then they give u bad grades cuz they couldn't understand what you wrote due to your handwriting

[@Scarletraven87]

It's ... particular. With passing decades there's always stripping of things they teach you in school, which could be ok or could be not. It depends. But usually after 80-something years you end up with "oh we had so much class back then and we were people of culture". Cursive has the sole purpose of writing faster by hand, and it is clearly unecessary in the current era. It won't save people from decadence. Therefore we should ask ourselves what will and rush to save it.

[@baffledbumblebee]

Teachers have enough on their plates - cramming in both their actual lesson plans + teaching whatever standardized tests they're forced to give... Adding a new useless skill on top of that is ridiculous. Back when I was taught it in elementary school 80s-90s, I was an honor roll student with straight A's, but because of a "handwriting class" in 8th grade (!!!) that got attached to part of the English class curriculum I ended up with a B because I failed that part! I was a lefty, and as many left-handers did, I had trouble with cursive. I got dropped a full letter grade because of my damned handwriting. I can't believe they're still teaching it in some places or starting it back up - I mean, maybe teach it, (for signatures? Idk why else you'd use it -writing checks?) But certainly don't make it part of their actual grades.

[@gregnubody3871]

Cursive takes a LOT longer to write in. It's not many people's default, and when it is, you can't read it. It's a ton of class time I could've used to be further in math or science, history or geography. You know. Useful stuff.

[@louisvil9683]

Won't someone think about R Kelly? 😂😂

[@christelheadington1136]

I try not to.

[@DeannaBaileytheRavensFan]

😂😂😂🤣🤣💀

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

Louis Vil brevity is his soul

[@burbanpoison2494]

I hear tell he's still trapped in that closet.

[@littleblacklawyergermanbla2008]

The "Kelly law"

[@DimaSins549]

Instead of passing a law requiring children to learn cursive they need to pass a law requiring to study civics.

[@JadenKaye]

You are sooo right, but that suggestion should be passed by every single state legislature.

[@crue3139]

@Dahn So true. If don't know the basics of government, you shouldn't be able to vote for people who run the government

[@redlion145]

@@crue3139 What you are suggesting comes dangerously close to a poll tax. I thought we had done away with Jim Crow, now you want to bring him back?

[@boataxe4605]

JadenKaye They’ll never do it, they want us to be stupid, it works to their advantage.

[@chesteraj7179]

Kids in New Jersey learn civics in middle school.

[@ladydeerheart1]

In domestic abuse senerios the dog custody law helps victims leave the abuse. Many abusers will threaten to harm the animal if left so victims stay to protect the innocent. It's a good law for victims but I'm sure someone will twist it to suit them like all the other laws that are supposed to help the abused.

[@anthonynorman7545]

How does the law prevent the abusers from doing that?

[@ladydeerheart1]

@@anthonynorman7545at the very least it gives the abused some hope.

[@anthonynorman7545]

@@ladydeerheart1 so, the law doesn't prevent it?

[@ladydeerheart1]

@@anthonynorman7545 there are thousands of sources of information on domestic abuse. Maybe there is a site that can help you with that information.

[@forbiddengender]

@@anthonynorman7545 the law does not prevent abuse from starting but enables people with pets to leave abusive relationships. trying to leave an abusive partner is hard for many reasons, but especially because they might have control over your belongings and finances. when you have no possessions or money and your abuser has estranged you from your friends and family, your only option may be going to a shelter, which may not accept dogs. studies conducted by women's shelters have found that often, women with pets will return to their abuser if they can't take their pets with them. the same applies during divorces. they don't want the animal to get left with their abuser and then harmed because of them. laws like this are in part meant to make it easier for victims to get out of these relationships.

[@swiftdog49er51]

More back in black...lewis is hilarious

[@StLennyBruce]

4:17 I feel like the only one who laughed at that cat pole joke. I even had to paws the video.

[@mohamedkorena]

I see what you did there 😂

[@CeezGeez]

🤦🏼‍♂️

[@skbwolverine]

Effin hilarious 🤣😂

[@jerryrichardson2799]

Awful, but voted up.

[@Vohlfied]

I see what you did there.

[@thekevo1297]

R Kelly Has left the chat

[@immortal2893]

Na r kelly has left new hampshire

[@littleblacklawyergermanbla2008]

back

[@stclemmons1969]

...and is headed towards the closest playground.

[@Treesuh]

I love Lewis Black so much. Every time I see him I remember how much I've missed him.

[@ribo4181]

I'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol, gotta love Lewis Black.

[@yoelfischel6327]

In Boston we learn to write using a dip pen, ink well and the Palmer Method, I think it was in the 3rd or 4th grade. If you stop writing, but leave the pen touching the paper, you end up with a big blob of ink on the paper. What fun. I graduated high school in 1961 and was never taught to print. The only time I print is when I am typing. If you notice, I also use commas. People have asked me why. I show them how important commas are. Take for example this sentence, "Woman without her man is nothing.". Now the same words but with two meanings. "Woman, without her, man is nothing." "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

[@Chef_PC]

Lewis rocking the Bernie Sanders hair....love it!

[@tobybartels8426]

While dissing the Bernie Sanders state

[@Serai3]

Lewis has looked like that for over a decade. Perhaps you should pay more attention.

[@Serai3]

Hey, they're the ones who keep voting for that asshole. Don't blame Lewis for noticing what a boring place it is.

[@tobybartels8426]

@@Serai3 : I'm from Nebraska (new tourist slogan: ‘It's not for everyone.’). I think that Vermont sounds exciting!

[@anxyxyliuser1453]

I just wanna pee on you... Ah the R Kelly classic

[@n.goul.216]

Lewis Black is my favorite comedian on the daily show ! He's just... an asshole, but a really funny one.

[@Seldomane]

Nahh I wouldn't say he's an asshole. People misunderstand, being straight forward is not rude, its straight forward. People think being rude means to not be nice, WRONG. I say Lewis Black is the most honest american ever.

[@stormwatcher59]

Lew is fucken awesome!

[@JadenKaye]

But spot on as eff.

[@zwagig1761]

He is not an asshole to me. But I am concerned about his blood pressure from all the shouting.

[@janstapaj9694]

So if he is asshole and not know what your definition of it is. He is right if you think about it whatever he is talking about but little humor to it.

[@diversitydiversity-r8n]

Learn by 5th grade? We learned it in 2nd and 1st grade here in Michigan...

[@Mictla155]

I think we started in second or third in Iowa.

[@stormwatcher59]

@@Mictla155 - That sounds about right for PA too.

[@debjoy12]

in Maryland we used cursive in 3rd, 4th, and 5th grades but were banned from using cursive once we got to middle school (this was in the 90s at least, idk what they do now)

[@RIXRADvidz]

every Wednesday, over the loud speaker in the classroom, a woman would say stupid things like, down, up on the same line over down, swing up, over and down around, and my teacher would draw out letters on the chalk board, my full name has 20 letters in it, it took me forever to learn how to write it out.

[@scorpionmish]

In NYC we learned in the 3rd grade and had to write essays in cursive in 4th through 8th grade. In high school it depended on the teacher but we still had to write in cursive when asked. I did graduate high school in '99 so I doubt these kids are doing that now.

[@alial-subaie9566]

So Americans are criticizing teen marriage in other countries while they actually have that same issue in their own country The Hypocrisy!!!

[@Primalxbeast]

Ali Al-subaie There's a difference between a 40 year old guy marrying a teen, and 2 teens getting married after one of them gets pregnant.

[@alial-subaie9566]

Primalxbeast That’s not really how you fix the problem And in both cases someone gonna make a life long decision while still a teen (I’m just saying)

[@JustMe-ne5dw]

To be clear, marriage under the age of 18 (still too young for most in my opinion) is *not* legal everywhere in the US.

[@Primalxbeast]

Ali Al-subaie Yeah, my mom got pregnant and married at 14 and got divorced soon after. It's definitely not a good idea, but it's a throwback to the cultural taboo of having a child out of wedlock. I think she actually got married 4 times as a teen. I'm sure my early life was very chaotic.

[@alial-subaie9566]

Primalxbeast I’m sure she did that because she wanted the best for you

[@PapaTaurean]

There's a running bet that when I get older, I'm going to turn into Lewis Black.

[@tobybartels8426]

Which side of the bet are you on?

[@Scarletraven87]

@@tobybartels8426 The one that says I DON'T FUCKING CARE obviously, you fool. Nothing of that bullshit matters.

[@markgigiel2722]

I already did. It keeps all the annoying people away.

[@JHulse29]

I'll take that action

[@joannbowden6220]

Well, as a person of the Lewis Black side of aging, I can clearly tell ya that as u age u have less & less tolerance for all of the following : Stupid ppl, stupid drivers, stupid questions, stupid shit, stupid any fucking thing, period!

[@Seldomane]

Ahhhhh this was a great sketch, thank you Lewis Black for reminding us how stupid people are.

[@vinnievalentine421]

... In America 🤔😂

[@justsaying3729]

Shit, you should have saw that when Trump was elected and be reminded every time you see the Morons at his rallies.

[@JackPoppy]

"What's wrong with you, Ohio?" I want this sampled, and on my desk. I will use this as my ringtone.

[@RIXRADvidz]

you could insert any number of states, Iowa, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, and get the same response. ''EveryThing''.

[@thegodbulitlikebudda7090]

I say that constantly. Ohio is fucked up

[@boydmanuel9257]

Lets start with the fact that we are now ‘redder’ than MS. 💩

[@akilasmith6063]

Lewis is the angriest Black, man.

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

Akila Smith meh. Start asking black guys what they’re angry about. He’s on the level but he ain’t fancy

[@akilasmith6063]

@@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 sarcasm and punctuation

[@stormwatcher59]

Akila ~ I see what you did there ;)

[@akilasmith6063]

@@stormwatcher59 lol. Such an astute watcher.

[@Ashtari]

I actually agree with the California law. How many times in an ugly divorce has someone demanded the pet, not because they love it or sincerely want it, but because they want to hurt their spouse who does love the animal dearly? How many times does that self same pet end up abused or abandoned because it was treated as property instead of a living, feeling creature? At least in one state the pet will go to the person who actually cares for the animal, instead of the one wanting to use it to hurt the other person.

[@TK0_23_]

I disagree. It sets a dangerous legal precedence of elevating pets to a human level. The argument to accomodate the pet in a divorce can still be made without making it law.

[@lel5503a]

I clicked on this soo fast. Faster than Usain Bolt

[@DeogratiusJrMichael]

😂😂😂 excuse me..

[@lel5503a]

DeogratiusJR vlogs lol 😉

[@Liansuo_Lv]

And then got arrested for speeding (probably)😂😂😂

[@DeogratiusJrMichael]

@@lel5503a Lala..😅😅 I like your name tho.. What does it mean..am pretty sure u are from Africa if not south Africa..😂🙈

[@newgame5663]

Congratulations

[@JustMe-zc5qj]

Teenagers shouldn't get married!!! WTF?! This kind of stuff should never happen! ☹

[@Primalxbeast]

Just Me It often happens when they get pregnant. And yes, I know that's not a great reason for teens to get married, but it still happens.

[@markgigiel2722]

@@Primalxbeast Just ask the Fundamentalists.

[@stclemmons1969]

It's the Ted Nugent Law

[@jamesborck5908]

As long as it doesn’t infringe on someone religion I think Amish or Mormon have marriages at that age

[@Soletestament]

​@@gl15col unless you can provide credible historical evidence to support that I'm calling bullshit. That's not how politics work. Age of consent laws stemmed from the feminist movement, which yea might lead you to think that. But seriously? While women's rights have always been a struggle, mistreatment of a woman has ALWAYS been socially unacceptable. The idea of forcing a child to marry their rapist would have been just as appalling back then as it is now. It's much more likely that the parental consent clauses existed as a compromise to get people who were opposed to the idea to add their support.

[@Thephysiqueconsultants]

Lmao the line. " quit acting so thirsty" caught me off guard I love this guy

[@Sadin15]

The only way this could get any better if Danny DeVito joins Lewis Black on this show.

[@andslove88]

This man 😂😂😂😂 i love him 😂 😂 😂 i could watch an entire show of him 😂😂😂😂

[@wardenm]

I don't always enjoy being yelled at by an angry white man, but when I do, it's Lewis Black. XD

[@TheParserable]

There is only one comedian who delivers a punchline so funny that I have to rewind to hear the next joke because I am laughing so hard, despite the fact he's literally screaming it in my face.

[@turbaecarissimus9752]

I love this old man, what a f*cking unit.

[@batgurrl]

Turbae Carissimus you calling him an old man puts you about 15 years old probably

[@turbaecarissimus9752]

@@batgurrl I'm 27...Lewis Black has grey/white hair...look at him...are you ok?

[@batgurrl]

Turbae Carissimus I am fine just wait till you get Grey hairs which will most likely be tomorrow or soon after. Hope you will be okay with that

[@turbaecarissimus9752]

@@batgurrl I have a full head of hair, tons of energy, and so many hormones that I could drown a small child in them. That being said, once any of this changes I'm just going to turn it all off and say that it was because they took Firefly off of the air. You know, so they'll bring it back and something good will come out of it all.

[@batgurrl]

Turbae Carissimus well that sounds good for you

[@rickc2102]

It's not an illegal weapon; it's my emotional support glock.

[@joannbowden6220]

I thought I was the only one with an emotional support weapon. Mine is so cute. I call it Snubby! 🔫

[@xxXthekevXxx]

I used to have an emotional support 6-shooter, but Apple turned it into a water pistol 🔫

[@sjnavaid]

Trevor is the perfect host for this show!

[@asbjo]

A worthy replacement for John Steward, for sure. But mister JS will always be a legend.

[@jackbauer7742]

The perfect host was Jon Stewart, everyone pales in comparison.

[@paledibapela9932]

@@jackbauer7742 progress Jack, he couldn't stay on forever...

[@ancamaria3805]

They are different in anyway. Except the fact they are both funny and smart! Even the show is different now! They are both awesome

[@theoldblood3804]

He's also a racist biggot

[@AdrianColley]

I think Lewis Black needs an emotional support aspirin.

[@MichaelBerthelsen]

Nah, just some scotch.😜

[@DimaSins549]

Or some xanax

[@joannbowden6220]

@@DimaSins549 I was thinking something just a littttle bit stronger.... Like say a 10mg. Valium. Whoa! 😑😑😑

[@brianborell4469]

I take Paxil myself. Works great, sleep like a baby.

[@kcmerollintheyhatin2599]

That r Kelly joke tho😂😂

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

5:39 Strangle that screaming baby LOL (I should feel some shame, laughing at that!

[@ShellySummers]

"have the service snake strangle that crying baby!" Best line :)

[@Ladykyra101]

Oh no, WHISKERS! 😂😂😂

[@leonardobloomfield6550]

In Italy it's mandatory to write in cursive😂

[@feena9241]

In Germany too. Americans are so wired about so so many things, lmao.

[@jwoolman5]

Well, obviously it's not mandatory in Italy to write clearly in cursive. I had to translate a batch of Italian chemistry lab records a few times and I began to think I should donate some of my fee to any Italian group trying to improve cursive and writing skills. Ditto for some Italian medical records. The only worse handwriting I've seen is from Russians, but Russian cursive is always hard for me to read even if written by a steady hand. Nowadays I won't touch handwritten source and tell clients to get some native speakers to transcribe them first before I will agree to translate.

[@vianjelos]

@@jwoolman5 Doctors everywhere have shitty hand writing. Its practically a pre-req for all med students and Im pretty sure pharmacist have specific classes dedicated to deciphering hand writing for perscriptions.

[@judymcclenny9549]

Writing is only a part of literacy. Reading cursive is more important.

[@agimasoschandir]

They still use Roman numerals as well take it. I know they don't, but they are still used. Why is it mandatory?

[@emmbeesea]

Writing is a dead art. I still write in cursive, and while I believe it shouldn't be required, I believe it lives on in the few calligraphers of the world.

[@guyomLmre]

Cursive is still learn around the world. I'm from France and everybody write that way. It's odd to me that's not the basic way of writting.

[@jackbauer7742]

Maybe it is an US thing but here in Europe everyone writes cursive and no one is thinking about not teaching it.

[@Jartran72]

@@jackbauer7742 Like health care, racial equality, quality of living.. things in europe are just better. Not perfect but much better. Even tho I hate to write cursive. Its often hard to reaf if its not your own writing

[@Sadin15]

I'm old school who hand-write all notes in cursive and people are often surprised at my writing thinking I'm fancy but cursive is just fast and easy once you get a hang of it. It also helps keep up with the speed of thought.

[@albenmurcia4716]

@@guyomLmre same thing in south america. in venezuela and colombia you are taught to write cursive when they teach you to write.

[@jalisa5873]

If you can't drink at 16 because the child is not responsible enough. WHY let them get married?????? Everybody Should how to write in cursive. Washington pet law needs to be everywhere. Liike, why do people bring pets in grocery stores when you can clearly tell their not service animals?????

[@kdash3215]

What perceived value does writing in cursive add?

[@Mictla155]

Some places allow pets and do not care if they are service animals or not.

[@jalisa5873]

@@kdash3215 so a person can sign their name

[@jalisa5873]

@@Mictla155 True Some places only service animals in grocery stores, not a regular pets, that the owner didn't want to leave alone.

[@corey7411]

Jalisa Fairley going to end up being a scribble regardless if you know cursive or not lmao

[@Hybrid.flower]

To the pole!!!

[@stormwatcher59]

And such a pretty kitty!

[@stclemmons1969]

@@stormwatcher59 woof woof!

[@fabnsavvy]

I had a cat just like that and she ran away, I think that was her 😂

[@ChromaJune]

"Won't somebody think of R Kelly" is a stunning, literally flawless joke.

[@JadenKaye]

That crowd obviously didn't know enough about R Kelly to know about Aaliyah, hence their reaction. But the joke was as you said stunning and literally flawless--perfection!

[@wheresmymuffins]

Listening to him is like halfway between Bernie Sanders and Gilbert Gottfried and I love it

[@jwoolman5]

Why Not? Gaming -- Lewis Black reminds me so much of my uncle, except Lewis is funnier. Uncle was a spontaneous ranter.

[@robinhays8779]

Gilbert Godfried is much more annoying and much less funny than Mr. Black.

[@1andonlyzara]

PEACOCKS?! I mean, I have an emotional support animal, but peacocks?! I thought it didn’t get stupider than that Credit Karma commercial where the guy brings a blobfish on board, and then there was the peacocks!

[@tennisdude52278]

I went to elementary school in Pennsylvania in the 90s and we were all required to learn to read and write cursive.

[@TheKrossRoads]

Same here. Waste of time and effort, as the only thing I write in cursive nowadays is my signature, and legally I can put any mark there I want anyway.

[@two-face1041]

tennisdude52278 same in my state Virginia and then we never touch it again so we’ve all pretty much forgot it

[@sea_triscuit7980]

Exactly and now people are acting like it's impossible to learn, wtf? I learned when I was 10 haha, not to mention I can still write cursive despite not doing so in years haha its like riding a bike

[@robbiewiliams1974]

@@TheKrossRoads- Learning cursive has shown that it allows students to form stronger note taking skills. Further, studies have shown that notes taken in cursive allow for greater retention of information than typed notes. As much as we love our more advanced technology, we are still hardwired to make connections when we do something directly (such as writing).

[@MindYourOwn777]

This guy is comedy gold! 🤣

[@itachiXoXuchiha]

I'm really glad this is still a segment. I've always enjoyed Lewis Black! :)

[@mori1bund]

Sorry, Lewis, but a cat that feels guilt? Never gonna happen! If anything then the cat makes YOU feel guilty... ^^

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

But MY kitty loves me... I had a fever, and he used me for warmth...i mean snuggled to cheer me up 😅

[@skbwolverine]

@@TragoudistrosMPH 😂😭

[@jwoolman5]

mori1bund - yeah, a cat would just steal your food or go out to catch her own. Or just find another home. An amazing number of cats have two without either family realizing it. More food, more love. Scritch, scritch, scritch. Purr, purr, purr. Feed me!

[@vianjelos]

But at least cats can help heal you faster...the frequency of their purrs actually promotes healing in humans..so they are worth something besides being so cute.

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

2:15 maybe southerners should still learn cursive? They can read letters from the Civil War, and realize why it was Actually fought, since they didn't write "States' Rights"

[@captkill3304]

Being a southern. They know what the civil war was about but if you go around saying it's civil rights then you don't sound like an asshole. It's a backfire effect bullshit and it's bad for ya. I heard that crap my whole life yet no one could present or tell me what state right was being endangered other than slavery. I'm almost 30 and no ones been able to do it. Well no one who wasn't some banjo playing deliverance looking bigot. So we're not all ignorant to it, some of us can see through the bullshit.

[@anotherrelm]

Wait... American kids didn’t learn cursive? They seem to have trouble with math (somehow the person with less votes won an election) and as for geography erm, the less said the better. What do American children learn in school??

[@supremenovah8013]

They learn how to sit down and shut up... And to walk in a single file line.

[@KyleRichter34]

They learn how to dodge bullets.

[@anotherrelm]

Kyle Richter sadly I think you might be right, it’s possibly the only thing they spend time on every year. Which raises the question, why aren’t they taught about the benefit of gun control?

[@quibily]

This is one state making this law, not the country. Cursive was taught in my state when I was a kid in the '90s.

[@CloudsGirl7]

I learned that teachers can be assholes. I was treated so shittily, my parents pulled me out of that asylum. I was homeschooled, and guess what? I'm still smarter than most of the kids they let limbo under the bar!

[@CarolM263]

Drinking is the only way to get through a marriage 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Gundam4]

Won't someone think of R Kelly

[@pamelacass9642]

As little as possible, mon ami; as little as possible.

[@angelagonzales1727]

I love hearing trevor noah just low key laugh while the correspondents do their piece haha

[@MyHouseOnTheMoon]

I'm a medically retired Captain in the Air Force, and my support dog has been the best thing in the world for my mental and emotional health. Having him fly with me to the Mayo Clinic, or back home while stationed far away, is an amazing benefit. Soon, I'll get him upgraded to a service animal, but it's a process.

[@RIXRADvidz]

you may have a genuine need, it's the people that abuse the system by pretending to need a support animal just so they can take their purse-dog with them in the grocery store. I saw it all the time, we could not do anything about it, we had to accept that the Pomeranian in that Prada purse is really an emotional support animal.

[@MrGksarathy]

@@RIXRADvidz I personally think more places should be animal friendly regardless of whether it's an emotional support animal or not.

[@johannaweichsel3602]

Won't someone think of the poor hedgehogs?! 😭🦔

[@alexbenjamin7479]

I’m a simple man. I see lewis black. I click.

[@zachz1018]

But I think that is what they are saying "here is $10,000 for cocaine you'll need something to do while you are here".

[@kevinchong5424]

Meanwhile cursive writing is standard practice in most other countries

[@agimasoschandir]

Especially in Asian countries heh☻sarcasm

[@JorgeTorresH]

This is one of the best segments in any talk show 😁

[@elodiaravenwood2644]

I'm actually ok with the hedgehog, it's cute, tiny, and not dangerous like a ducking kangaroo!!!!!

[@Chunkboi]

Elodia Ravenwood Tell that to Sonic.

[@elodiaravenwood2644]

@@Chunkboi touche'

[@pamelacass9642]

I was more astonished at the peacock (remember it?).

[@benkmoskomusic3679]

Love that he’s still a part of the show after all these years👍

[@anthonyoko5227]

At 3:29 you can here Trevor's muffle laugh

[@handsomeboy5282]

Lewis black made me laugh so hard. Please bring more of him trevor. Love you all

[@agingchill9012]

Lewis Black is my emotional support spirit animal.

[@Furthur805]

I can never get enough of Lewis Black.

[@starcherry6814]

Hmm good on you New Hampshire! Make the further step to ending child marriage and make the age 19! At least then the teen will have (likely) completed highschool

[@ethanryans7673]

I thought he said 16...

[@CherisseangelCharlesfatness]

I could watch an entire show with Lewis Black 😂😂😂

[@tobybartels8426]

You're not allowed to have a weasel as a pet in California. So that takes care of that issue.

[@tobybartels8426]

@J. H. : The reason is the risk to endangered prey species if they escape. This is widely considered by ferret enthusiasts to be ridiculous, on the grounds that domesticated ferrets (at least) cannot survive in the wild, (certainly not like cats can, and cats are legal). Although the ban is most famous in the case of ferrets, it applies to all species in the genus _Mustela_ (the weasel genus) and a lot more besides. (See the California Code of Regulations §671 for the full list of banned animals; it is long and thorough.)

[@Nylak-Otter]

As a service dog handler, I do dislike when people misrepresent ESAs as trained service dogs. It makes legitimate working dogs look more questionable, and since my partner is a pit bull, we get enough questions as it is. However, ESAs are also quite important to many people. They just aren't trained to perform specific tasks, and aren't necessarily socialized enough to be in a public place.

[@Marconius6]

Americans are so weird about cursive... "Why would I want to write in hand writing when I could be writing print letters with my hand?!"

[@Fuctmentality]

It's a dead script, which served the purpose of writing faster , it was made obsolete by the word processor.

[@TheKrossRoads]

Cursive allows you to write quicker, but it also makes things harder to read a lot of the time as well. Since the vast majority of the things you write are going to be for other people, it's only appropriate you write in a script that's easy to read. I'm not a 17th century noble writing a letter to King Rudolph the Red Nosed, so fuck cursive. Print all day, every day.

[@Marconius6]

@@TheKrossRoads "the vast majority of the things you write are going to be for other people" Are they? If I write for other people, I write it on a computer of some sort; I tend to use hand writing mostly for notes I write for myself. Who do you tend to write for by hand?

[@kloggmonkey]

i'm not a fan of cursive myself, but arguing that it's redundant because it's hard to read may be the reason it's still ought to be taught in schools? i wish schools would start teaching whatever written language doctors use in their prescriptions.

[@kloggmonkey]

@Paul B i mean everything's hard when you don't know it, you study it and practice it for a while until it isn't. like with any subject. not saying it should be a class of its own and it shouldn't cause you to fail the entire year, but you get the idea.

[@TheNefastor]

"I'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER !!!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@vc851]

Cat on pole 4:30.

[@haroldcasco]

Lewis black be careful whit your heart 😂😂😭😭

[@surereal]

I thought it was a member of ACDC......

[@MohammedYasinRashid]

Drinking is the only way to get you through a marriage 🤣

[@joypopoola6115]

Emmy!

[@digirlock28]

If I wanted to go to some place cold and empty, I'd look in a mirror... 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@johnbeckman2698]

My guy

[@AmbyJeans]

In some ways I like the pet law here in California. It's a more than a little silly, but it's a good step away from treating pets like property. It's so hard to stop animal abuse when they're looked at as property. Being in animal rescue for a few decades now, I would like to see some harsher punishments. This law doesn't really address that, but it may begin the process of viewing these critters differently.

[@larany77]

Luv luv luv

[@M_ggi_e]

This was good, this was really good 🤣🤣

[@dragon-mw5ru]

Woah I haven’t seen him before

[@Channelslamurai]

If I want to go someplace cold and vacant, I could look in a mirror. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ZaxorVonSkyler]

The era of cursive is over, teach the kids typing since they can use it for work.

[@myracurilan]

More Lewis Black pleaseee...!!! I just love how he verbalize every single crazy and absurd things happening in the world! 😁😂🤣

[@DetroitLives313]

This episode was hilarious! LOL!!!!

[@viralcookie3706]

lewis black is what i needed to get through lousy tuesday! 😂🤣

[@Rzarecters]

I have never seen Lewis Black so happy 😂🤣😂.

[@DarkRubberDucky]

I was told through all of my elementary and intermediate school that in high school, all my teachers would REQUIRE me to write cursive. My first English class in high school: "Please, do NOT WRITE cursive! I want to actually be able to read your papers." Same every year.

[@marco1173]

Glad to see Lewis Black still has it... A master of sarcasm!

[@k.c1126]

Lewis isn't lying about the happy part ... This is the most I've ever seen him smile in a video ... 😁😁😁

[@xaenon]

Pfeh. I learned to write in cursive in third grade. Our book reports had to be either in cursive or typed - and only a few people then had typewriters at home. And a 'home computer' was still about a decade away - it cost something like four grand and did NOT include a printer.

[@leolapulga6784]

He needs to go on Colbert and do the rescue dog rescue segment!😂

[@thanosbutwithanafro6137]

I thought writing in cursive was something like this: _ABCD abcd_ . But apparently, after reading through the comments and looking it up, Americans write the same way they type 😂 I'm from Belgium, Europe btw

[@ayanaholder368]

Always loved Lewis Black 😂😂😂

[@loribooker1092]

My favorite angry old guy!!❤️🤣🤣

[@sen-cher]

Cursive in 5th grade? 😂😂 In Jamaica, we had to learn in grade 2 and it was mandatory until grade 7

[@armaanamod]

Lmao you were on fire there

[@taragragg400]

My emotional support animal needs therapy.