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[@ADZ1LL4]

The verbal gymnastics she went through as soon as you said you'd like to file a complaint really speaks to their willingness to lie to protect their own.

[@marklittler784]

"We need to take security seriously don't we !" "Well close the gate then " Lmao

[@EyeSpyAudit]

As soon as she knew you were going to make a complaint, she back tracked very very badly 🙊🙊🙊🙊

[@dougfields5798]

There is no situation that the police cannot make a lot worse .

[@Grogster2007]

Aren't they supposed to have a fitness test in the police?... this officer couldn't run 30 yards without having a heart attack.

[@andrewmcgeorge7820]

Tattoos compulsively on female police? Robert Peel turning in his grave.

[@adamprice9214]

Sooo cheap and tacky.. I'm going to turn in my grave

[@misplacedkiwi9498]

Big deal

[@ritchuk]

If she is being paid for those breaks then she is liable. The fact is she still lied and those lies could have had consequences.

[@lbl8ke]

Agreed. At the start the Officer said he had “been identified” and asked him to turn round to look at his back, thus identifying him.

[@yahuahsson]

She is still working for the police, even when she takes a break outside. Good on you mate, stand your ground.

[@dantealighieri9540]

That copper was grasping at haystraws. Clearly she is not the brightest one.

[@Rhyshud]

Why is she defending the other person if she doesnt know who made the complaint?

[@emzt5289]

Because she’s a LIAR

[@stoopingfalcon891]

Hmm good question

[@castello287]

Robert Lewis - she contorted into something obtuse

[@lukebignell7846]

She knows who made the complaint. As the lady who was out there confronting him, must have reported a “suspicious man outside” to her. We all know it was her who made the report to her

[@Local6News]

*Why would anyone talk to the police when they're questioning you regarding your alleged criminal behavior? NEVER TALK TO COPS!!*

[@ultradawg1]

4:53 "We've just been informed by a member of staff that they've seen you in the rear yard of the station". 🤪😳 Make your mind up.

[@markgregory7140]

They literally have nothing to do, the days of solving crimes are over, this is all about people management and raising revenue

[@CelticSaint]

It's every man for himself now mate.

[@kpjlflsknflksnflknsa]

You think the police don't solve crimes?

[@navhuss958]

@@kpjlflsknflksnflknsa Imo the Police increases the crime rate to a point it cannot be resolved damage done good night

[@Fraserkins]

Hand ringing is a sign of insecurity and lying

[@johnbratley6926]

Crude intimidation attempt with an ever changing narrative. You were far too polite and helpful she was trying to get you to drop yourself in it.

[@hinson92]

“She told me you were in the rear yard” “She didn’t say that you were in the rear yard”

[@mmmark8737]

I'm sure they understand that recordings capture what is going on, as well as sound. You would think they would not lie when they know they are being recorded, but nope!

[@ronstreet6706]

I've had run ins with Fareham police. I was driving along the A27 towards Titchfield, and there are several sets of traffic lights. I was approaching the first set, which were red, so I slowed down. The lights changed to green, so I sped up, towards the next set of lights, which were also red. Again, I slowed my speed, anticipating having to stop at the lights. Yet again, they changed, so I again increased my speed. That's when the blue lights came on behind me. Indicating to the left, I pulled over, and sat waiting for the officer to approach my car. It was my birthday, but I didn't have a drink, because I knew that I would be driving, and I'd not long passed my driving test. The officer asked me to exit the vehicle, and take a breath test, which I did, with a negative blood alcohol level. I asked him why he had pulled me over, and he said that I had been driving erratically, slowing down and speeding up. As he had been behind me, he knew that I had been slowing for the red lights, and I told him so. I then asked him whether I should have just driven through the red lights, instead of slowing down. He had nothing to charge me with, so I was told to go on my way. I wish now that I'd put a complaint in, but nothing would have been done about it.

[@Alex-bq3tj]

I believe you don't need to get out the car when the police pull you, check out some of Crimebodges videos, I'm sure he references the certain part of the law that covers that.

[@stephengilbert5612]

They had nothing better to do ,

[@jamesstanley7609]

The job she had to go to was so urgent but she was willing to stop and come back to get your details! 🤣🤣🤣

[@andersdante4193]

God the police are in a desperate state. This old cop with the tramp stamp is trying to cover for a staff member lying. Despicable.

[@MrJonny2324]

So if a cop was on a break and you committed an offence, they couldn't arrest you because they aren't "at work" at the time? ^^ Should have asked this. :D

[@Stuart_George]

Funny how she comes out with multiple reasons why someone might be filming someone if it's one of their staff. If it's a MOP, it's sometimes seen as suspicious, or causing alarm, distress or harrasment.....

[@eddiea7719]

As soon as this officer said they have CCTV, you should of told her to look at it before you answered any questions regarding false alligations.

[@5183adam]

That copper quickly found out you were gonna tie her up in knots and you can pin point exactly when she decided she wish she hadn't approached you. Once you picked apart the whole story of being in their property or not and you wanting to follow up on that she became defensive rather than being on the offense with all the questions. She came out asking questions, got caught out and spent the rest of the video defending what she was saying Absolutely quality piece of work sir

[@pamelabancroft4691]

The sound affect when she's walking back to the station KILLED ME!!! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[@AbsoluteAudits]

Same here, and I did it! Glad it gave you a laugh.

[@pamelabancroft4691]

Just watched again to Laugh it's tickled me hahahaha...well done for your work too its so important to us all xx

[@gearoftones8585]

Clearly they think its acceptable to make false accusations...

[@iangoodall6169]

Love how calm and factual you were with the officer. She literally didn’t know how to handle you.. well done 👍🏻 another good video

[@jfrakers]

Not factual at all. He lied about what the woman said. This bloke is an absolute nutter.

[@ScorpionSuerte]

How quickly it went from, "She saw you in the police yard. Tell us why you were there" to "She said she believed you were in the police yard, but she didn't see you, we're just asking if you were there" LOL

[@johnnosiennek7066]

Is Miss Jumper smoking whilst pregnant or just smoking whilst fat ? Officer Blondie goes through her copsplaining routine badly.

[@emzt5289]

I think she’s just large

[@br4265]

Hahahaha class

[@waynestabler236]

Fat !💩

[@sandwichman100]

the moment he said 'complaint' the lies started

[@securityrobot]

Not having a proper command of the English language doesn’t help either, they need to employ that are fully conversant and accurate in articulate.

[@PINACI]

Her exact words were... "She has just identified you as being in the back yard"

[@brenda1378]

yeah she had the picture, that's why she asked him to turn around and then said yes it was you.

[@wardrutherford5669]

Absolute Audit = Absolutely the best auditor on KZbin. Quietly and calmly schooling our Keystone cops.

[@angelabanks1963]

send out the thickest cop to get caught in a lie..

[@dapoppa2256]

“Our liberty depends on the freedom of the press, and that cannot be limited without being lost.” ― Thomas Jefferson

[@das2419]

They love covering up for their colleagues don’t they what a piece of work

[@brianfisher2344]

You can get to the bottom of a thief but never a liar.

[@pamelahall9459]

Remember the days when police felt safe to walk the streets alone...before they became monsters..

[@wokeupandsmellthecoffee214]

As the Eagles said.....”you can’t hide your lying eyes “ . Disgraceful work by the WPC.

[@magic1968]

Let's play a game of..... How many lies were told during the making of this video!

[@ThereisonlyOne426]

The sound of those hooves when that heifer was walking!!🤣😂🤣

[@brettybrettalina]

so polite, so respectful and so so cutting, with acute observation and honesty.

[@dogbot555]

This is comedy gold. A police woman arguing that its OK to film in public and do what you like with the footage. Must be the only one in UK that seems to know that.

[@citizendefence5323]

funny how she suddenly had a more important call

[@robertovers1863]

"i dont know who she is" yeah right you work in that building with complete strangers !

[@deandevaney4339]

It is perfectly reasonable to check out someone who has been in the rear yard, IF they had actually been in there !!!! Copsplaining at its best !!! Total respect to you sir

[@ronrogers5394]

Got an answer for everything havent they.

[@MartiBlagborough]

She would be employed at the time of her break. Her shift has not finished. Fact.

[@marklittler784]

Yeah you don't see Police stripping down to their undies to buy and eat a takeaway!

[@r.b8129]

Well in Marti. I could swear you have had legal training if it wasn't for you always letting the bastards have it.

[@BadBadBlair]

She nearly reversed over herself she was in such a hurry.

[@davidhanson7630]

Hold on are police ever off duty. If he attacked her would he be charged with abh or assault a emergency worker

[@MartiBlagborough]

Been waiting for this let's see 👍👍

[@warreng8976]

Yes marti now its your turn you legend.

[@johnmccarthy5178]

She couldn't wait to get away from you..she was crumbling away to nothing...

[@markhamilton9834]

That chunky first one ,smoked like a WW 1 battleship,and dresses out of a charity bag,,is this the face of modern UK police,god help us,utter mince the lot of them😋😀🤣

[@dillpatason6656]

liars liars liars liars and more liars

[@jaunosvaldo9481]

Oh how they back each other up they cannot except that one of their own has done something wrong

[@milesobrien2694]

Another genius police officer. She cannot figure out the difference between a belief and a fact. Also, "being on break" is not a suspension of employment" . You are still being paid for your work of the day and still held responsible for your actions in accordance with all regulations and policies.

[@MRRTV133]

Some members of the public knows the law better than them

[@dreadpirateroberts6337]

It’s also reasonable to apologise for getting it wrong and then properly investigate why public money was wasted with a false report

[@carsandstuff365]

“She told me “ that’s hear say love

[@lloydlovell8431]

It looks so unprofessional them showing their tattoos

[@fab3226]

agree and also very stupid, easy to i. d. when not on duty or plain clothes, or on holiday seen this happen in spain, lol

[@wiggywaggo9647]

5:09, the woman passing by, just bloody look at that. Dear oh dear.

[@grahamthegreat2680]

More like a teacher than a Police Officer - mind you I'm not keen on them either!

[@montymagoo6543]

She doesn't just stop being an employee of the police service just because she's on a paid break.

[@nonenone-vt8cg]

Multi-tasking by Hampshire Police, Fareham police station seems to be doubling as the local tip. Shouldn't those yob tattoos be covered up.according to their own dress policy?

[@cypeman8037]

Only if they can be deemed offensive or inappropriate.

[@grahamh6988]

"If she's on a break, she can film what she likes"....a classic line to 'protect one of our own'!

[@kbeesmot9928]

A bloke filming in a public place nearly crying because someone else is filming in a public place.

[@AbsoluteAudits]

If you actually listened and paid attention you’d have learnt that my issue is with the police staff breaking police GDPR policy by taking a video on a personal phone during her shift. Then failing to identify herself. Try paying attention rather than half watching and posting comments that suit your own narrative.

[@kbeesmot9928]

@@AbsoluteAudits I dont have a problem with someone filming me in public, be that a member of the public, or plod. If you do, that's fine I am sure you can deal with it. My comment was a bit of a piss take, if you didn't realise that, well what can I say. All the "auditors" I see on youtube come a cross that they do it to get a reaction. That's what you got, or why else go around filming around a police station?

[@surfdigby]

4:45 "One of our staff's just seen you in the rear yard of the station" Clear as day.

[@ispivideos]

Rear yard at the back of the station? It's a footpath.

[@silentwitness247]

The plod had an answer for everything. Argumentative approach. Great customer care!

[@niknoks7638]

Obligatory tattoos for law enforcement!

[@tonywalker5681]

It's good to see plenty of people out and about.

[@thirdratecontent585]

I thought it was Greg “the Hammer” Valentine when I looked at the thumbnail 😂

[@MrFriskyWhiskey]

Ohhh, snarky little comments like @15:35 "I've got a job to go to!"

[@marklittler784]

" The old pretend to be on the phone trick " 😂😁😀😃😂😀

[@MrClockworkbanana]

She said she had CCTV cameras to prove he was in back yard.Plus why so patronising

[@bournagin4439]

Should have got their facts right before they approached you. She said they have CCTV so check first! How strange. Suddenly had an urgent job to do.

[@marklittler784]

They do have " one" counter open at 3pm WOW !

[@ConcernedCitizensEssex]

"is she malfunctioning" hahahahahha

[@dorothykirby493]

A cop couldn’t couldn’t get away from you fast enough, She knew she screwed up

[@marklittler784]

Not necessarily this Police Woman but the public seem to be being put seriously at risk by appointing people to the front line that are physically incapable of doing the job it's getting to the point where six to ten are turning up to subdue one person leaving the rest of society at risk.

[@matsumner02]

Because of the present terrorist climate I eat a lot of cake😂😂😂😂

[@jeffharrods1549]

Okg that red guy helped sokeome with a broken leg!! Hes a hero

[@tman5634]

That blond is totally clueless about the law, never mind lying & changing her wording. An antagonising horrible officer who should be sacked immediately.

[@demosthenes1296]

I've lost count of the amount of foreign sounding police officers I've come across in these audit vids. Can't we recruit home grown Brits anymore?

[@garyarnold9311]

4.00 mins in, was that a funeral horse-drawn carriage?

[@ronstreet6706]

Yes, it was

[@Escekar]

Good audit... And you handled yourself Well...!

[@MostlyLoveOfMusic]

good stuff mate

[@EyeSpyAudit]

RESPECT 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@wolvoman1]

So by her law they only have to say ''im on a break'' then they can do what they like? If she was still getting paid for that 'break' then she is still on duty, so your defence still remains, It could also be that the police constable lied about you entering the yard and not the alleged police staff member?

[@SubjectAccess]

Nice editing mate, spot on

[@timgeorge1009]

What’s worse for me than someone that is stupid is a stupid person that believes they are clever Great content man

[@Funnutter38]

Yeah I was married to one of those

[@verysurvival]

The blonde officer changed her story 100 times in about 90 seconds. At the start she said AA was positively identified as being in the yard and even that their was CC footage. All of sudden that was not the case. OMG seriously bad officer behavior

[@darkmerlin3921]

When the PC said that the other woman could've been a member of the public, you should've said you wanted to report her for being in the back yard haha

[@brenda1378]

lol

[@zedzed1046]

I think he was asked to turn around and show his face to confirm that he was in fact in the rear yard, which suddenly became we believe " you may have been in the rear yard," not quite adding up.🤔

[@duncanallen9129]

...good footage man...you got 'em on the back foot there...

[@ripleyscat]

If If If... This Policewoman has absolutely no right to presume what the other person was thinking. Absolutely no right at all.

[@stewartthorne1972]

the police open there gobs they are lying

[@stewartthorne1972]

@Record Your Government bollocks twat

[@garyfry3795]

Every Police Station seems to be overly concerned about car registrations being filmed; yet they might as well change their parking signs from Police Personnel Only to All the Registrations You Can See Parked Here Are Police Personnel And We Are Not At All Paranoid !!

[@cypeman8037]

I'd put a complaint in about the police officer and the civilian staff members. Honesty and integrity breaches.

[@lisagrafton2529]

She keeps saying I've been told someone was in the back yard. She had you turn around and she identified you as that person, according to the description she got. So, why did she say, well, they said you may have been in the back yard (as soon as you asked for a complaint form for false report) even after that she said twice that she was told you were in the back yard. She should have taken the fifth. The more she talks, the worse she looks! Trying to cover up for someone who did a false report and may be police, but denied it.

[@svenguinee1072]

1st woman lied. Most likely she is police, judging how these cops acted. First it was "Turn around!...This prooves you were in the back....." which turns into "she told me she beliefs she saw you..." Cops are covering for that 1st woman and aren't even good at doing that. This was another episode of The Keystone Cops. How sad.

[@guy4469]

she said i said i didnt say she said omg . she was my dinner lady 5 years ago .

[@wayne2400]

Great Video, showed things how they really are.

[@mortgagewizard40]

Spent a few good nights in their "5* accommodation" over the years.