All 391 Animal Crossing Villagers Ranked By Edibility

Animal Crossing: New Horizons seems like a paradise, but with this tropical get-away being propped up entirely by Tom Nook we're all a simple business decision away from losing all contact with the outside world and being doomed to live on a rapidly uninhabitable island... so... which of our villagers are we going to eat first?
The full version of the K.K. Slider - Bakamitai that I used is found here:
• K.K. Slider - BAKAMITAI
00:00 Intro
01:32 Edibility Index
04:41 Friends for Dinner
12:37 The Top Ten
20:25 Outro
#AnimalCrossing #ACNH

[@BackseatYT]

Like this unconventional ACNH ranking? I have just posted a NEW one! Animal Crossing Villagers ranked by FIGHTING ABILITY. Let me know which you think is better! kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y5_ahq2ZgMtsrK8

[@isaiahp.4609]

unconventional? this is totally conventional with the cooking update.

[@melwg1]

Sad Moe didnt get a shout out for being one of the three villagers with a score of one, but as he is my favorite villager I am thrilled he is so low on the eatability scale!

[@frostyclouded]

great, youre one of my favourite british people. i dont like most of them

[@rightcow9]

I don’t like it, I love it

[@starflake8244]

You missed my starter villagers, Flo and Lyman. I've not seen them in a video yet.

[@Arkegox]

Half expected #1 to be Tom Nook as an "eat the rich" joke

[@organicrobot6425]

Remember though he did leave in the scenario however in a hypothetically different scenario where none villager animals were accounted for I wouldn't be surprised if he was in the upper mid-range. Judging by the level of activity raising the score I assume this guy is looking for lean meat and not so much anything with fat in it which doesn't make sense considering you need calories to survive and while fat gets a bad rep in that regard I think it's probably still more substantial calorie-wise than muscle. That being said that wouldn't make him a bad option because of the eat the Rich thing

[@music_beauty9733]

They didn't say Isable or anyone who works in the museam (Blathers) as well as the shop or clothing store... Granted I think they woukd escape... They don't have houses so they technically don't live there and Tom brought them all there to the island... Why would he pay for them to be here when he leaves... Plus Isabelle is a communist so I could see her staying for control reasons and have this turn into the Animal Crossing hunger games...

[@pavloverboy]

Well, considering that my greatest desire in life is to roast Tom Nook over and open fire, you're not too far off.

[@sleepingmrbunny6570]

tom is def chewy

[@revisdead.]

I tought it would be the player lol

[@anikasaladi657]

Honestly, all of this is assuming they don't decide to eat you first-

[@mahdyson]

@Yaxyax E also hippos, rhinos, elephants and alligators. think us humans would lose lol

[@superjustin6439]

Remember, you have a very powerful weapon. A ax.

[@0catdeeznutz]

@@superjustin6439 and a slingshot, ho he ho he ho

[@french-ishtoast]

@@superjustin6439 That is true 🤔

[@JK-zl2ux]

@@superjustin6439 Don't forget the net!

[@loki.winter]

Theres something very important you forgot about Zucker. His name is literally the German word for sugar, so I believe he deserved way more points.

[@Mina-ux5vn]

Bist du auch deutsch??!?? 😭😭

[@jewelagu4411]

also he's literally takoyaki

[@luisabendt8614]

I think he would've scored the same as tangy then

[@confusedalex7355]

Mark Zuckerberg Mark Sugarberg

[@Axo243]

He's an octopus and a lazy villager. Which makes him get less points

[@MonMaple]

It’s important to note that Hopkins (A blue rabbit that scored 12) is literally a balloon/inflatable, and likely not very edible

[@thisismackie.]

Was lookin for this!!!

[@The_V01dWillCaptureAll]

I know right! Hopkins is my favourite villager, I was looking for him and was shocked when I didn’t find him with del and stitches

[@CircaInfinity]

I loved chewing on balloons as a kid so Hopkins looks delicious to me 😋

[@natalieshark]

*Eating a clown villager “This tastes funny.”

[@Silly_Explosions_Sounds]

The no escape from bad puns is there but it's still a good joke

[@arsonsnail]

Then you pull a handkerchief out of your mouth... Oh wait! There’s another! And another!!! And.... another..?? IT KEEPS GOINGGGG

[@matthewnagel7081]

@@arsonsnail and @Natalie Sharp best jokes of 2037

[@arsonsnail]

Gmatt Online o w o

[@makoo.0]

Gmatt Online O^O

[@Flopshop123]

I don't care how he tastes I'm eating Tom Nook to get out of my debt

[@abadnamemaker40]

Modern problems require modern solutions.

[@megangrindstaff1295]

e a t t h e r i c h

[@glitrglu_]

digby is my dog but a girl hershey dog

[@kirstenkelly8158]

OMG HAHA!

[@wybiethetherian]

EAT THE RICH

[@ThickumsFan]

I like how it’s completely forgotten that there are fruit trees and crops all over the island

[@ozzymax8522]

ecosystem collapse is mentioned, so it can be assumed that the trees might die quickly no more fruit 😢

[@harasen_haras5]

@@ozzymax8522 Also water that becomes too unappealing for fish

[@babeileedwards2333]

But in what world would stores and airports being destroyed stop fruit and fish from growing? If anything, less pollution should mean they thrive

[@gdeproductions1225]

@@babeileedwards2333 Nook has his ways...

[@cyanimation1605]

@@babeileedwards2333assume the nooks brought all the fruit with them

[@Used__Napkin]

I always forget just how many villagers are just actually food.

[@samroy9153]

“And these two perverts look like they’d enjoy being eaten” I SCREAMED

[@byeyaveanicetime6520]

And the game forced me to get 1 on my island

[@gweegygweegy6126]

And I had to move Huck in ;-;

[@cybercritterowo]

"Eaten"

[@solsoil]

oh god *vor-*

[@Purplex08]

Whats the time stamp lol?

[@aggressivelymediocre350]

You’re Animal Crossing the line, buddy.

[@fortnitefelipe]

some of them do look pretty tasty tho

[@brandonpierce2539]

Unrelated, but you have good taste in obscure video game characters, based on your profile pic.

[@godzillafan9115]

Chef boy have you lost yo god dang mind.

[@avispon9803]

*WHEEZES*

[@rinyruu]

Curse You Puns...

[@AMirrorCat]

You should rate them based off who would be most likely to help you hide a body

[@gdeproductions1225]

if were counting other npc's, id say: Tom nook Timmy and Tommy Red Blathers (there is a fossil exhibition after all) Brewsrer

[@swfreak258]

While Octopus and Deer aren't livestock, it is still pretty common to eat them, so I would've ranked them differently

[@amebee709]

No one: The scenarios introverts make up in their heads:

[@fancimaski]

Cheese Y E S those are the things I do in my spare time

[@wyattwalnut9796]

“Can’t relate.” -An extrovert

[@amebee709]

Ismael Gonzalez are you sad that u have to stay indoors?

[@rubyy.7374]

Cheese Bold of you to assume they’re indoors.

[@asiermacarron]

Wood

[@silversonome5360]

I'd like to believe Nintendo somehow found this video, and they nervously rushed to the ACNH team to tell them "Okay, so we need to add food to the game..."

[@diagnosiis]

I hope we can make dino nuggets out of fossils and stuff😭

[@constellationss..and..sunsetss]

They actually are. Animal crossing 2.0 comes with edible crafting recipes made with lots of new crops that will be added in the update and are going to be made on stove things.

[@silversonome5360]

@@constellationss..and..sunsetss Wow, what a coincidence! I should've made a joke about that, haha! :)

[@constellationss..and..sunsetss]

@@silversonome5360 they are. Search it up.

[@silversonome5360]

@@constellationss..and..sunsetss Dude, I know that. Look at the date of my comment, I made it mere days after the update's announcement.

[@ayduuen]

I love how the ranks can change if you change the language, like Cherry at 9:34 can have 9 points because of his name but in French his name is Anna and it change everything. And it’s funny to see how the other countrys named the villagers, sometimes it’s really different and some other times it’s the exactly same.

[@Simipourfangirl]

Cherry is a girl not guy

[@NeonArsonist]

Anicotti actually could possibly be a food themed name Anicotti could be a reference to the food mANICOTTI, a type of pasta.

[@LennyArticins-jh6jl]

Or Apricot

[@d4-v1d22]

I thought it was pannacotta

[@hayabusa19]

“Apple is the highest scoring household pet” Tangy: *pathetic*

[@gruby5478]

Tangy is second place and a household pet Chadder: *P A T H E T I C*

[@Gh0st_T3a]

😂 😂 😂

[@Patrickh08]

Guess ima die

[@gabkid6840]

I hope you don't have a pet orange cat....

[@sawk1875]

My guess is since Tangy counts as being a food villager she's no longer considered a household pet which is honestly R00D

[@rafal8801]

I love how coco wasn’t in the 0 point group. She’s literally made of SAND.

[@junmon93]

Babies eat sand so

[@chickentears1087]

Rafal not to mention the fact she’s literally related to DEATH

[@lapislemontart]

Same with Clay. He’s actually made out of clay too like coco. He’s like a Japanese figure made out of clay lol

[@rafaky]

What makes you think you cant eat sand?

[@chickentears1087]

Rafa I only eat humans

[@sarahlundell8878]

I think it would have been pretty funny if you judged the villagers on size as well lol like a big bear villager would be better to eat first in comparison to a small mouse.

[@A10_png]

Dotty's one of my absolute favourites, and I was highly concerned why she wasn't on the list for a while, poor Dotty's a little too edible ;D

[@SasukeisAwesome]

My roommate’s absolute FAVORITE villager is Chadder, so the GUTTURAL SCREAM she let loose when she saw his face appear was worth every second of this 21-minute video.

[@AlyssaSowers]

I also have him 😂🥲

[@Didukno19]

Did you say she would like him more

[@veqtas]

chadder WAS my least favorite villager of all time, but my passionate hatred towards him immediately died when i found out i could manipulate him to become my dinner

[@vaxique]

oh no, poor her! 😂

[@Devon.E]

Omg that was me when I saw him

[@m3m3b0y2]

imaging the resturant menu: Cheeseburger - $3.00 Salad - $2.00 Fries - $0.75 Steak - $4.00 K e v i n - $600.00

[@m3m3b0y2]

@10KO dont worry they’re only 75 cents each cup :P you want our special meal Kevin with that?

[@DerajNitram]

I think personally that Kevin is based on Kevin BACON. And Kevin is a pig, funny nintendo.

[@m3m3b0y2]

@@DerajNitram yeah i can see how that could be true

[@notauntarctic]

Chadder: 8888888888888888.88$

[@forkwithasuit]

Hi, could I order a Cup of T I A

[@bananas1736]

this is such a fun and well produced video. i always come back to this every couple months.

[@tincan12]

Wow! That’s the second most interesting ranking of Animal Crossing characters I’ve ever seen!

[@asdunlavey]

I would avoid eating any frog villagers because some of those guys definitely look poisonous.

[@flicnerdy4385]

atleast 3 of them are based on poisonous frogs tbf

[@Very_Unique_Handle_2]

Good.... Lily is WAY to precious to die.

[@austinpowers343]

Poison dart frogs are only poisonous because of their diet, dart frogs as pets arent poisonous so it depends on what the character is eating

[@Very_Unique_Handle_2]

@@austinpowers343 yeah, I wen5 to sea world, and the frogs weren't poisonous because the workers never fed them that

[@nignamedmutt7270]

THAT'S RACIST!!!!

[@Ntx_MrE]

This is where we’ve reached in Covid afflicting our society, when we start ranking neighbors by how edible they are

[@anomitymask4853]

This man Saying the truth

[@xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888]

Evan Hartfield is it bad that I've been doing that to my irl neighbors

[@Ntx_MrE]

NKS_Grace yeah, that’s bad ... but I find myself doing it too. Kidding. I’m actually legit more worried about MY edibility

[@annelawrie2207]

true

[@thiswowzer3217]

Animal neighbours

[@modahabbab4576]

as someone who was just introduced to all of the animal crossing villagers, you let me get attached to them and immediately broke it in the span of 21 minutes that is some good video design

[@yumishinku3401]

I had a hard day and this made me smile, I laughed too much too xD, love the edit, gonna watch more of ur videos now!

[@alextears7153]

im literally shaking and crying zucker and merengue didn’t got first place, i’d literally eat both without hesitation

[@Cruzer108]

I'd sucker punch anyone who tried to eat Zucker tia or meringue

[@hiiamhedgehog1321]

Your eagerness concerns me

[@firegirl2593]

But Zucker is my favorite villager!! What do I do?

[@alextears7153]

Kathryn Mancuso mate, imagine, you’re having a food crisis on your island, there’s no food at all and have to do “cannibalism”, who would you eat: a villager that is either a robot or a non-edible animal (eg. sprocket or hazel) or an edible animal (like the squid trio) or by their name and/or appearance, are the animal reincarnation of *food*

[@joey184]

My takoyaki baby..

[@RatOfTheWoods]

Can't believe my mans forgot that there's fruit trees on the island smh

[@quinnfarris]

and an endless supply of fish

[@trippi-jingles]

There's bugs too!

[@cerit402]

ConfusedKitsune do you eat bugs..? I’m concerned

[@trippi-jingles]

@@cerit402 *tastey bugs*

[@RatOfTheWoods]

@@cerit402 *delicious bugs*

[@dakota5754]

the drawing of chadders face with the music literally made me want to punch someone and die of laughter at the same time

[@LEEHAMLOL]

This video made me hungry. I don't think I can comfortably boot up animal crossing anymore

[@Boredman567]

Tangy's name should totally count. It goes beyond being a food item, and actually describes how tasty she is. It could even be short for "Tangerine".

[@Cindy-mm9ww]

“Tangy” is actually a sort of taste

[@Vulnresati]

@@Cindy-mm9ww that's what they said

[@Cindy-mm9ww]

@@Vulnresati it’s edited sooo because it was different before…

[@Vulnresati]

@@Cindy-mm9ww I see

[@scalderm]

I completely agree!!! I imagine in being on a fast food menu Chicken nuggets - 5.99 French fries - 2.99 TangyTM Special - 7.99

[@pog5066]

"No food, and no escape." Fruit Trees: *AM I A JOKE TO YOU?*

[@bobafrap3253]

They rotten

[@cybercritterowo]

@@bobafrap3253 hwo?

[@pikxminq]

@@cybercritterowo but How does Everything disappear anywayy

[@notacoolkid1519]

@@pikxminq convenience...

[@raerohan4241]

The fish in the rivers and sea: ???

[@jessclifford8060]

I am not ashamed by how much I thoroughly enjoyed this

[@eabhakelly662]

I love this , as an animal crossing player I look at the MPC so differently now ❤😅

[@MollyWat]

Fun fact, Goose’s name in the Japanese version is _Kenta._ It’s short for “Kentucky Fried Chicken”

[@marciadamelio7244]

I should ask my friend Kenta if his name is short for Kentucky Fried Chicken. 😬

[@avianKneecaps]

@@marciadamelio7244 it is. source: trust me dude

[@Styxintheriver]

Kenta is an actual Japanese name tho

[@MollyWat]

@@Styxintheriver Yeah, it’s a pun on the popular name and the fast food chain.

[@periwink7932]

Lol

[@toofwastaken]

Just imagine this guy's search history

[@keithbrien5266]

yeah so much idk what to say lol

[@truserunknown]

"how tasty are cats"

[@sillyT_T]

“How yummy is a dog”

[@Maukiki]

“Can you survive by eating a cake ryhno”

[@jaidenmemewise3226]

It's filled with ""homework""

[@emj7336]

A totally average 81 for my villagers, dragged up by Kidd's surprisingly high score. But he's off the menu, he's my favourite!

[@happyfoxx5661]

Great video man, just so u know, u missed one, a metal octipus that I forgot the name of

[@UltimateAlphaFox96]

"Leaving you with no food.." Fish and Fruit: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@somethingnice9460]

".. and even the fragile ecosystem it's all propping up would disappear overnight..."

[@user-um8xf7oz3k]

Get rekt

[@boxperson5984]

grass: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@ToonedMinecraft]

@@somethingnice9460 How is it keeping up the ecosystem? It was there before they arrived and likely will be there if they leave.

[@pacrat6271]

@@ToonedMinecraft if they eat too much(large amounts in short amounts of time) it could actually negatively affect it

[@nathanbenavidez7329]

*This trio of kangaroos score low due to their baby companions* Yea I think you call those the *appetizers*

[@adalbertocarmona6056]

Underrated

[@bread.that.is.threatening]

uh oh

[@l.raquel7282]

*The Adults gonna casually eats their baby*

[@skinman4207]

Oh no-

[@iridiumhamster3924]

YES

[@Crazeepickledude]

I did the math. the highest score possible is 46.25. And I also made a villager who we would definitely eat first. Her name is Lemon. A chicken made out of Lemon Meringue Pie, and has a jock personality. Usually wears a bland plaid shirt.

[@d4-v1d22]

I don’t think there’s such thing as a female jock villager. I like your idea tho

[@user-xs1yq1gl2n]

The edit is incredible mate

[@forkwithasuit]

Tia: *goes to restaurant* Tia: what’s on the menu? The cook: *you*

[@WinterrrCrossingOfficial]

Oof

[@zoeyraziachavez3232]

Thank God my dreamy Bob isn't!!!

[@boxmanplayzyt]

*Pulls out uno reverse card*

[@getrekt6718]

@@zoeyraziachavez3232 Yeah

[@sully9373]

My favourite villager *(dom)* is safe from being on the menu

[@jelly.rollish9023]

i just realized i watched a 20 minute video about how edible animal crossing villagers are

[@Ana_e_sofi]

me too

[@duckyrabbit4251]

Lol same

[@theCaterpillar1]

Its literally the title of this video

[@mydekumeansloser7678]

And it actually made me hungry…. 😳

[@wh1mZz]

21

[@lorelaiclubb559]

I appreciate the Goldie shoutout my man. 👏🏻🙌🏻

[@SelfOptimizingNonStaticHelper]

whilst this topic contains comical elements it is a fun topic to question and decode the categories are my favourite part. most people would simply look at the animals and say which one they'd eat. I look forward to seeing more

[@cheesy-lps7004]

“Animal crossing characters ranked by edibility” 700,000 people: *interesting*

[@sleepysage710]

700k*

[@gabkid6840]

Now a lot more.

[@elissafrasure8523]

I love your profile picture-

[@theblackcat7205]

I watched it all the way through and it’s one am

[@furociousfyve]

Now it's 825,033 people.

[@Cherryxarts]

Zuckers name is actually food themed, "Zucker" is the German word for sugar, making him even more appealing to eat

[@quacknonymous]

Also he is a takoyaki, you can get em in Japan. (Also he has a toothpick in his head :(*

[@tsurifisher]

I thought he was gonna be number one because he looks so delicious to me I'd actually eat him

[@FriskyD.]

I'm surprised Wendy didn't count either, considering the fast food chain

[@wenkwenk]

ISSO

[@melissajoya6575]

Wanted to comment this too

[@doodledud9189]

the editing is really great

[@pile_of_shredded_cheese]

It is 3am where I live and I need to go to sleep. Instead I chose to watch this despite having never played animal crossing.

[@shmeb5544]

lets be real, none of us searched for this

[@themysticalbanana2573]

I did...

[@misterdj6671]

I just wanted a list of every villager but I guess I technically got it

[@trashgoblin4476]

i saw this in my recommended once and forgot to save it to watch later, so now i had to search for it bc the concept of this video haunted my mind.

[@ryancurley2351]

I did

[@intypatrickmod267]

there’s not a lot of likes and that concerns me

[@Marcuss99]

i would rather eat the creepy villagers first because ive been trying to get them off of my island forever at this point

[@supercamborg4218]

They’d be some of the worst to haunt you though, debatably. Though whether being haunted by something creepy or something cute that could guilt trip you is a bit of a hard decision

[@macarooni7578]

But they proly gross on the inside too 😒

[@mac8750]

Wait about 1 or 2 weeks after the villager moves then talk to them right away at the beginning of a new day and then save and end the game and time travel 30 days into the future and look for a thought bubble above the villagers head

[@maddsletsplayz6651]

I would eat all of them. They're so good. Espeaciay Zucker................

[@thebeaniestbeaninallthelands]

Wait, what’s the highest scoring creepy villager?

[@offkeyanthem173]

this video was absolutely hilarious and i loved watching my villagers and dreamie villagers pop up ! bUT WHAT DO YOU MEAN PRINCE IS CREEPY ? HES ADORABLE

[@artimist0315]

Don't understand how "Kid Cat", an animal named after a chocolate brand isn't considered in the "menu appeal" category.

[@THEdragonOfRainbows]

This is pretty much the polar opposite of that PETA article about being vegan in Animal Crossing.

[@tyrues1682]

that makes it even better

[@creepercommande4171]

Lawful evil vs chaotic evil

[@sirpoggers7699]

this is chaotic

[@anhilo9716]

the farther away it is, the better

[@thiswowzer3217]

18:42

[@funnylaughed7423]

you could honestly just eat chadder if you're just a bit hungry. not even stuck on the island just have a mild craving for cheese

[@jj02mc27]

hmm, I want cheese (rips the head off of a mouse)

[@RogersBase]

LOLOL

[@noodle_of_doom_3407]

Friend: You said Chadder is moving out, can I have him Me: holding a pizza* uh...

[@bup489]

Fun fact: cheddar is villager number 69

[@bluffcat.]

@@bup489 *nice*

[@AKKIO_DEEZNUTZ-]

Unrelated but I feel like adding the music from danganronpa in the start and ending kinda fits the theme of the video so nice job! ( big danganronpa and animal crossing fan lol)

[@couchpotattoz8674]

Never thought this would come in handy

[@supremechaosbeing2696]

I feel lazier should’ve *given* points. Easier to catch.

[@yumikodazaiswaifu]

And fatter to give more food

[@patricianash9207]

@@yumikodazaiswaifu (0-0)

[@iseelie]

You're absolutely right

[@Artsqool]

So basically any of the robot villagers and stitches would survive

[@zbear4048]

@@yumikodazaiswaifu agree

[@Gbc-iq7ro]

Im crying and shaking i refuse to eat tangy Edit : changed my mind, im eating tangy rn :)

[@lexii712]

GOOD ( my youtube name used to be tangy for anyone confused)

[@valentine771]

That’s exactly what I was doing, WE HAVE ORANGES ON THE TREES DAMNIT. We don’t need to eat tangy 🥺

[@kelpforest23]

Tangy! sorry you had to see this video tangy...

[@Tangy_thecat]

Me too

[@saltiestalexxx]

we just CANNOT

[@lemon_drop7025]

I used to have Pecan. I loved her because she had replaced Al and was like the cutest villager I had at the moment. She's ok in my opinion and I wouldn't feel bad eating her

[@angelamaemupada7989]

Clicked this out of fun but then I remembered how one of my favorites, first villager before I reset - FRITA - is food themed, and is absolutely edible.

[@user-lt9zf3dt4l]

my boy Zucker, sugar in German, deserves all the edibility in my opinion

[@allisonalarcon6313]

Pokefan Simon his name is sugar, but he’s takoyaki?

[@dandeleon2764]

I'd eat Merengue first. She might even be able to live without her strawberry for a while🍓

[@asd-pf4gy]

@@dandeleon2764 and merengue is perfectly spelled in Spanish

[@xpumpernickelx2260]

I have zucker on my island, he's a blackmarket fish & drug dealer he is the first to be eaten. Lmfaoo

[@user-jh5vu5gd3g]

@@allisonalarcon6313 it's funny to me, because I didn't know about the takoyaki connection and am german as well - to me it made perfect sense, because I thought he was supposed to be a sugary dessert like ice cream with a chocolate coating and the sticks could be those long thin cookies that often come with a proper bowl of gelato

[@Nsta1]

You gave drift 7 points, but he's based on the poison dart frog, possibly the most toxic and therefore inedible creature on earth...

[@NWolfsson]

Yeah, I find the categories were too broad too. Heck, he didn't even take into account hunted animals (at least in the introduction example), jumping straight down from "farm animals" to "all the rest, excluding household animals"

[@Brick.McArthur]

He also put literal rubber at like 9 points... wth

[@ChaoticJoy]

Anything is edible if you're brave enough

[@glimmerstantroop46321]

@@Brick.McArthur actually Hopkins was twelve points

[@michaelfinlay1412]

-1 edibility base, its all downhill from here

[@selinaarmenta-ki8tw]

Do more these are really good! ❤

[@PromboVII]

I'm surprised Drift managed to rank as high as they did. Of every frog, he is definitely the most likely to be poisonous!

[@TheAllRounderMemes]

the best acnh video i have seen, and probably ever will see.

[@ziche.]

because food is delish

[@moo_92]

Why is the funny video man here

[@shirik]

Ikr

[@spookeaze3730]

You are so correct

[@Maukiki]

This isnt the best animal crossing new horizons video Ive ever seen, this is the best animal crossing video Ive evr seen

[@fortnitefelipe]

coco looks pretty crunchy, definitely deserves more than 2 points

[@sammich6257]

Well, she’s supposed to be made out of clay, she might look tasty but she’d probably taste awful

[@Machiavellie]

sammich forbidden snacks

[@surelyyoujest3200]

@@Anthonythebane Reminds me of the time on Tumblr someone ate a dead horse's ashes and thought it was chocolate.

[@vivialanis9521]

she’s literally a haniwa, meaning a dead person.

[@scollaceyuri]

She’d probably taste like fingernails

[@niinaniiloinfinland6620]

This. Now this is *quality* content

[@anahernandez-rf8nu]

be honest. we all came here for that ONE villager. (love ya, rosie)

[@zacharymacleod1146]

EDIT: wasn't expecting this comment to become top comment so SPOILER WARNING. I feel like caloric count should make a big impact. Chadder's tasty but he's barely an appetizer for a starving town.

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

I think Uchi would win in that regard, even though I love her :(

[@_hamlin_07]

You spoilt it :(((

[@capybara3668]

@@_hamlin_07 dont read the comments if you don't want to get spoiled. watch the video first.

[@IDontWannaGo23]

That Bois got mould on his nose

[@hs4619]

Ikr

[@infamousimp6578]

This video hits different when you haven’t eaten in 11 hours

[@drlemonjelly7085]

NO

[@twgbizmarky7753]

Y E S

[@JeremyPorcelain]

Kangaroo is somewhat commonly eaten here in Australia. Like it’s not steak but if you saw it at a grocery store you wouldn’t think it’s too weird. It should’ve been the eight points.

[@marsguitars4]

The quiet kid in their head:

[@toothpick8309]

As the quiet kid can confirm.

[@raymond1830]

I've come to the calculation that Marshal is actually the most edible.

[@zoeyraziachavez3232]

OO

[@sharkbiteshitposts5506]

@@raymond1830 Raymond don't do it

[@raymond1830]

@@sharkbiteshitposts5506 Who said this had anything to do with consuming.

[@harmony9322]

*us normal people:* just eat the fruit, you can plant one to grow three more

[@Yarny_The_UnFunny_Zoroark]

The fruit: no I don't think I will

[@fire-ke2sf]

Jpew LBwep Yeah, they said normal people.

[@ifoundthespacebar6609]

Or all the fish you could catch

[@clover_wabbit3055]

i think you messed up you put *normal* i think you meant boring

[@fandomtrash9952]

Didn’t forget the fish

[@dylannolongeractive]

This Guide was so helpfull!

[@Daniiii_playsdatrumpet]

I can imagine chewing on ribbot and it going CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG

[@Minkfang]

Bro I'm not eating Raddles or Drift they're literally poisonous dart frogs

[@mechamicro]

Yes

[@Eztli__Void]

hey, its a lifetime supply!

[@eggy5023]

@@Eztli__Void - i guess so lol

[@oh.hey.2045]

@@Eztli__Void in a way 🤔

[@chair4684]

frobert is also i think

[@mematode_8078]

I saw this video in my recommended and wondered two things... 1. Who is this psychopath 2. Why have I not seen this before

[@jj02mc27]

This is incredibly accurate

[@adrianmonthly]

I wondered only 1 thing, what does is Isabelle taste like?

[@urfavcatlover69]

@@adrianmonthly eat a dog

[@mysteriouskin]

@@maxpaw2424 or go to any country

[@basicallyarobloxian4533]

You should have seen him before. I mean, he bought all the animatronics from Fazbear Inc, just to rate them by how well they do at a party!

[@bridgetbrennan6615]

I have seen many things, but this is not something I ever expected.

[@christianaguerra8254]

tangy is in pocket camp! (love the video!!)

[@silvyrwing5044]

“Always a good idea to be prepared” **danganronpa music** Me: no... NO-

[@bobbikenny7972]

Gotta love how it goes from a creepy message, to _jazzy groves_

[@sacredblader4424]

I was literally wondering where I heard the beginning music from.

[@eve42_]

puhuhuhuh-

[@StaleEclair]

time stamp please

[@silvyrwing5044]

XxEmotional MochaxX 20:44

[@heylujie]

You’d think Coco would’ve been in the 0 category being inedible, like Ribbot, considering she’s based off a Haniwa figure, and made of CLAY.

[@miss-tessbess]

Her foody name got her, sadly

[@cursedcupid641]

but she’s a coconut😃

[@miss-tessbess]

@@cursedcupid641 ...Dang, I didnt even THINK of coconut. I was thinking more of Cocoa She is supposed to be made of clay tho

[@heylujie]

@@cursedcupid641 I cannot believe I never even considered that, it's a double reference. She's the Haniwa AND a Coconut. Amazing I love coco so much can't wait to eat her.

[@beldinlov13]

Always thought Coco is reference to cookie, she LOOKS LIKE ONE

[@Atoo666]

I'd like to add that birds 🐤 are also common pets. Especially TWIGGY since she resembles a budgie. So personally I would put her lower on the list.

[@aIexait]

There should have been an allergens thing where if it doesn't have anything that can be an allergy, its score is 1x, if it's an allergy that isnt that common, its score is 0.50x and a common(ish) allergy makes the score 0.25x

[@andyicarus2026]

"Have you seen your favorite yet?" Sir, my favorite had zero points

[@theepicgamer9476]

Witch one

[@bluffcat.]

@@theepicgamer9476 probably coco lol

[@theepicgamer9476]

@@bluffcat. coco has 2 points It's either Del, Ribbot, Sprocket or Stitches

[@bluffcat.]

@@theepicgamer9476 right sorry she looks like she should be 0 though. Now that I think about it,it's probably stitches haha

[@agustinavillalva2897]

Let me guess, stitches?

[@binsertbeeemojihere3832]

Me: I don't have that many food themed villagers Also me: literally has Zucker, Tangy, T-Bone, Merengue and Chadder and is planning to move Tia in

[@tomnook3765]

That's a whole meal right there

[@bluffcat.]

@@tomnook3765 full course meal* lol

[@unoriginalpersonALT]

i have zucker and tangy* too (edit, i spelt tangy as fangy oops)

[@Clem_momo]

I have only frita

[@ozzy8950]

YOU HAVE 2 OF MY FAVOURITE VILLAGERS WTH

[@Mr_capybara017]

When your favorite villager is in the DLC. I think. You know, the home builder thingy?

[@claudia.claudia.claudia]

"In that case, they're just *SO* interesting!" have you ever heard of TAD! ?

[@snypi3.14]

Here are some notes I have: -Zuckers name means "sugar" in German which is definitely great for the menu appeal, which brings his score to 21. -Frita is made out of fast food, which means she'd have a 16 for dietary suitability, bringing her score to 37

[@kaspervletter290]

In dutch a friet is a fry So it comes all together

[@micar5070]

Actually Frita in Spanish means fried as in “patatas fritas” which would be fried chips/fries😌😌

[@Sparkshot99]

Then she’d be 39.75

[@neweden8755]

Frita was my original villager for nh. Leave her alone, she’s sacred

[@kaspervletter290]

@@neweden8755 makes it tastier

[@mikejeffries3333]

Infinite amounts of fruit and fish that continue to live there no matter how awful your island quality is: *exist* This guy: "I'ma pretend I didn't see that."

[@cutiepatootie4094]

He is taking into account the villagers, not the fruits.

[@Vulnresati]

@@cutiepatootie4094 they are saying that if Nook Inc left there would still be fish and fruit to eat, you wouldn't need to eat the villagers

[@cutiepatootie4094]

@@Vulnresati this is a purely hypothetical thought experiment.

[@Vulnresati]

@@cutiepatootie4094 yeah, but this person was making a joke that the KZbinr's intro joke technically doesn't make sense.

[@cutiepatootie4094]

@@Vulnresati I knos

[@SuperAdventuretime10]

Chaddar’s body has been discovered! Iiiiit’s punishment time!!! 🤣 this video was so cute and funny the music was on point I enjoyed it a lot!

[@Kayla-xl3hs]

Absolutely crunching down on a teapot

[@misu_films]

KZbin: Want to see Animal crossing villagers ranked by ediblity? me: weird but Y E S

[@snowdropzx5043]

Y e a. I t. W e n t. L i k e. T h a t

[@hanuellee9634]

i feel like personality would affect flavour no? jocks are gamey lazy villages are fatty normals are lean cranky is tough snooty, smug and peppy villagers all probably eat really well so their meat would taste better

[@WinterrrCrossingOfficial]

Wot?!

[@jeiiyrosepee4769]

@@WinterrrCrossingOfficial LIK

[@jeiiyrosepee4769]

69 likes

[@ConsarnitTokkori]

it does

[@noioneal]

You forgot the sisterly villagers.

[@AliciaMessinger]

I think Hopkins should've been in the inedible tier. The air hole on the back of his head implies that he's a cute inflatable bun bun!

[@Strawberry_.pancakes.]

As soon as I saw the title of the video I knew Frita was gonna be in top 10 how much I love her