Bad Apple but the lyrics are describing what happens in the video

"Unsatisfactory Pippin" - a literal music video of Bad Apple ( • 【東方】Bad Apple!! ＰＶ【影絵】 )
A demoscene release by Gasman presented at FieldFX 2020.
(update 2021-02-19) ONE MILLION VIEWS! Thanks everyone for making this happen :-) It seems a bit nuts that roughly 1 in 60 people who watched the original Bad Apple have now seen this...

[@k3remet398]

"But i dont know why they are dressed as a pot plant and a bull" IM DEAD

[@user-ly2nx7ss2x]

They really did her dirty like that 💀💀

[@user-xe1jg9pj1s]

Pun intended?

[@kragmybeloved3583]

Why tho

[@reddpoint3788]

There are two types of people. Those who played Touhou, and everyone else. I'm the second type pls help me

[@marshaenderheart]

@@reddpoint3788 there is no help for you here... ...because I am too Dx

[@catoticneutral]

smol brain: yin yang symbol big brain: *swirly dot*

[@familydogguy]

My brain: *full stop*

[@Ins1gn1f1c4nt]

Yes

[@queuedjar4578]

smoler brain: taijitu

[@Alex_Mewtwo]

me: chi

[@EdyAlbertoMSGT3]

@@Alex_Mewtwo Oh no oh fuck

[@MydniteTheSpaceWolpertinger]

I want someone to animate over this without having seen the actual animation.

[@bunnylord-fz4do]

I would try but it would take forever ;-;

[@MildSpiceMcVities]

​@@bunnylord-fz4doim not certain, but i hink you also watched the video

[@bunnylord-fz4do]

Yea but I can bearly remember anything about it@@MildSpiceMcVities

[@Cole_Is_A_Mole]

@@MildSpiceMcVities what makes you think that?

[@MildSpiceMcVities]

@@Cole_Is_A_Mole I'm not sure, probably wrong though

[@FaustXVl]

The funny thing about these lyrics is they're much closer to the writing in touhou games than the original lyrics

[@waverelaxrelaxwaves2203]

Eh- WHAT!?!?!?

[@teddyrichard1488]

​@@waverelaxrelaxwaves2203touhou is goofy as hell

[@ARandomIndieGameEnjoyer]

​​@@teddyrichard1488Fr like you have a character who's whole perk is just the ability to detach her head, then you have a character who is a literal embodiment of a drum, and I forgot to mention that the strongest character in the series dresses like she goes to hot topic and her ability works by her putting crystal balls on her head.

[@ARandomIndieGameEnjoyer]

And I could go on.

[@someaccount5200]

Touhou game writing is supposed to be goofy

[@exotic816]

I like the part where he said,”Now there’s a woman”

[@rorirutledge6283]

WHICH part where he said now there’s a woman?

[@Vialantes]

It think the part with NOW is better

[@SamuelSeabury666]

@potato sauce They're talking about ¿sweeze?

[@RealCalamity]

@@The.Zoob. What?

[@budissuperuncool]

@¿sweeze? butters

[@7of475]

"then [thing] turns into a woman." Bad Apple in a nutshell.

[@tryybeast3619]

But the girls are things

[@tryybeast3619]

But the girls are things

[@lidanny3715]

yes

[@hoplydn4245]

@@tryybeast3619 wow.

[@tryybeast3619]

@@hoplydn4245 yeah

[@Kawaii_Pinku_XD]

I choked on: *_“Going to skip past the next girl ‘cause she’s too boring!”_*

[@Uppermoon1Koku]

"Is it my turn now?" "Better spin round quickly" "Going to skip past the next girl, 'cause she's too boring" *Those lines caught me out of guard*

[@alexskorpik11play79]

nigeria

[@50Steaks68]

Off guard*

[@teddyrichard1488]

the funniest part is that they don't even skip past the next girl, it's just Yukari again because she's so cool she gets to appear multiple times

[@NoSankyuu]

Definitely something Tenshi (spinning girl) would say to Yukari (parasol woman)

[@raccrown]

wait, it was yukari? i always thought it was iku

[@ramendampfen]

YingYang is a powerful statement about good and evil Singer: _swirly dot_

[@slavishentity6705]

That's what it actually is. _swirly dot_

[@shrewap6667]

I mean... he's not wrong....

[@morgurathemightyone8266]

Well yes But actually yes

[@ShaimingLong]

Good and evil is a very western look at it. Yin and Yang mean dark and bright, China even has named cities with Yin if they're founded in the shadow of a mountain, or Yang if they're in the unshaded side of one. It does extend to the concept of good and evil, but is much more encompassing. It's about dualism, things that have to come in pairs, from life and death, war and peace, even to male and female. Anything where the concept of one can't exist without the other.

[@yuutani.]

@@ShaimingLong its big brain time

[@namenotappropriate8756]

" A woman with a fan and she flaps it up and down at a petal in the air, but it's actually a boat" Biggest plot twist I've ever seen

[@trong-ys8fv]

@@angelboy8427 ehhhh I like it still lol, you might see it bad but check out the original lol

[@aronnecroman]

@@angelboy8427 why the fuck do you think it's called BAD Apple

[@CosmicSquid.]

@@angelboy8427 Lmao the song has been trending for the past 10 years, you just havent caught up on the memes old man.

[@tsolmonthe-lmao6431]

Ik

[@Sillygoober_chh44]

666 likes o.o

[@eurussy]

my friend used to listen to this, and i remember how she used to show to me and sing this during class and laughing. she took her own life recently, and i came back to this video. i'll forever miss you. the world isnt the same without you in it, nc.

[@jellyfishfingernail]

rest in peace.

[@icykazuha4451]

Rest in peace

[@kel22]

Lots of love to you dude, hope you're doing better now

[@Mr_C4rdboard]

Rest in peace.

[@1t.n3v3r.3nds]

rest in peace, i hope you are doing better and i hope your friend is no longer in pain 🕊️

[@stapoldy_propaganda_account]

this was my first exposure to bad apple. now, whenever i listen to any other version-including the original-i hear these lyrics in my head. thank you. edit: as a girl with adhd, i can confirm that when i forget to take my pills, my dolls *do* come to life! very accurate lyrics, 10/10.

[@user-gt4wg2so7x]

Dude literally same This is the first bad apple i ever saw and i always hear these lyrics

[@saedabuhassan4061]

Me too

[@vencedor1774]

X4

[@Scaryland42]

I have been cursed with this too. Like every time i watch a bad apple video im like "why is the singer a girl? oooooooh right the original version is not actually the orginial"

[@raginc6626]

Hate it when that happens

[@eponalabs4249]

"Unconvincing eye is a girl's umbrella" is a so much better title for Bad Apple than Bad Apple ever was.

[@noicehoenn5642]

it sounds like a touhou music title

[@art1637]

Unconvincing Eye ~ a Girl’s Umbrella

[@aronnecroman]

wait a minute, ISN'T THAT KOGASA????

[@chuuisinsane]

Touhou 20: Tadpole Of the Sky

[@andifishgallery9400]

It’s such a good name-

[@shriyakrishnamurthykuruvad3155]

This reminds me of when a 3rd grade student writes a sentence and doesn’t stop it at the right time

[@goku3460]

..... *me a 21 year old high school graduate*: y...yeah third grader ... I ... I never do that

[@terraria_pog2355]

fun fact on how to make your sentences be way too long! just use "and" instead of "."

[@Okaz_]

Yea

[@toothfairy10133]

or when you're 17 and you have adhd but you forgot to take your pills

[@user-wv1in4pz2w]

@@terraria_pog2355 "and" is boring. use "therefore", "despite than", "after that", etc.

[@NaminaGacha]

One day, about a year ago, this popped up in my recommended section on the KZbin homepage. Curious, I clicked it, and discovered this song, which practically changed me. It was my introduction to Bad Apple - which is still my favourite song - and TouHou overall, and I always think, 'I don't know where I would be right now if I hadn't found Bad Apple"! Thank you

[@BadAtNames0017]

What an intro, lol

[@keetee916]

A1 grade personal recount

[@NaminaGacha]

@@keetee916 😂

[@Scandium-tf2hb]

same

[@Durgemann]

And this girl is sulking too. But she's having second thoughts. And she wishes that she'd gone to the party on the sun. ...isn't that just how Kaguya's backstory goes anyways?

[@starryskies113]

O

[@ARandomIndieGameEnjoyer]

But replace sun with moon

[@whyispaflsoaddicting]

HOLY SHIT YOURE RIGHT

[@vyllix8546]

Bad Apple but you don't know who is this Touhou guy that everyone is talking about

[@professionalfangster1510]

@just a boi god damnit yagoo. Got a whole harem he ain't sharing.

[@smallcatgirl]

@just a boi ya guys watched yagoo's latest video on his channel?

[@syauqeeee]

@just a boi boi i never expected yagoo appeared in touhou comment section 😂

[@painfulguess5067]

thAts me

[@Mr.Dr.Doctor]

Can u explain tf is touhou

[@munkerdoo8831]

Me when my english teacher tells me to find the meaning of a song:

[@ultimatesheep]

lol

[@horseoperamarker]

lmaoo

[@muichirotokito6866]

Same

[@nightmare3642]

"Well this girl is so depressed that she sets her wrists on fire and it's going to set fire to the ribbon in her hair. But at least we're nice and warm and I think this girl agrees but I don't know why they're dressed as a pot plant and a bull."

[@kmmtnwpu]

@@nightmare3642 bro made the depression theme song /j

[@Simongravitrax]

This sounds like the train of thought of a person with adhd

[@WatatsukiNoToyohime]

0:01 Witch girl (Marisa) (Second Protagonist) 0:13 Apple core women (Patchouli Knowledge) (TH6/Stage 4 Boss) 0:21 Batman girl? (Remilia Scarlet) (TH6/Final Boss) 0:30 A Flamenco Girl (Sakuya Izayoi) (TH6/Stage 5 Boss) 0:35 Christmast lantern girl (Flandre Scarlet) (TH6/ Extra Boss) 0:42 Massive Sword (Roukanken) (TH7/Stage 5 Weapon's boss) 0:42 (Youmu Konpaku) (TH7/Stage 5 Boss) 0:44 Tadpole in sky (Actually Phantom called Myon) (TH7/Stage 5 Half side of Boss) 0:48 A Sudden Tree (Saigyou Ayakashi) (TH7/Final Boss should i say?) 0:50 A Women with a fan (Yuyuko Saigyouzi) (TH7/Final Boss) 0:57 A Women in the boat (Komachi Onozuka (Grim Reaper yes) (TH9/15th boss) 1:04 Earrings lady (Yes screen were cut in half because her ability to control black and white, right and wrong) (Eiki Shiki : Yamaxanadu) (TH9/Final Boss) 1:09 Depressed girl (Immortal Depressed girl : Fujiwara No Mokou) (TH8/Extra Boss) 1:17 Pot girl (Keine Kamishirasawa Half Human) (TH8/Stage 3 Boss) 1:20 Bull girl (Keine Kamishirasawa Half Hakutaku) (TH8/ EXtra Stage MidBoss) (She is a yokai with difference personality, and two of them were had reversed ability) 1:23 Funny Glowing Ball (Fake Moon perhaps?) (TH8/Main lore : Eirin's Spell) 1:25 A Wonderous girl (Eirin Yagokoro) (Yes she is one of Lunar Goddess) (TH8/Final A Boss) 1:28 Eirin's Past (She rebelled her own Lunarian group and murdered them, causing her to stay on the earth protecting Lady Kaguya Sama) 1:30 Sulking girl (Kaguya Houraisan) (TH8/Final B Boss) (She is also one of previous Lunarian, but since she drank Immortal elixir she got expelled out from Lunarian) 1:39 Prismriver Sister ( A Poltergeist made by Layla Prismriver before she pass away) 1:41 Lunasa Prismriver 1:42 Merlin Prismriver 1:43 Lyrica Prismriver (TH7/Stage 4 Bosses) 1:44 Chen (Cat Youkai and a Shikigami of Ran Yakumo) (TH7/Stage 2 Boss and EXtra Mid Boss) 1:45 Ran Yakumo (Fox Youkai and a Shikigami of Yukari Yakumo) (TH7/ EXtra Boss and PHantasm Midboss) 1:46 Tewi Inaba (Perhaps she is one of great Inaba of the earth, Japanese legend of Rabbit) (TH8/ Stage 5 Midboss and 11th boss of TH9) 1:47 Reisen Udongein Inaba (Unlike Tewi that from earth, she was basically Lunar Rabbit, but she escaped from war and goes to the earth, and for now she worked for Eirin in Eientei) (TH8/ Stage 5 Boss) 1:50 Momiji Inubashiri ( A Dog Tengu) 1:53 Sweepin' Lady (Sanae Kochiya) (TH10/Stage 5 Boss) 1:56 Dizzy Girl (Hina Kagiyama [Misfortune Goddess]) (TH10/ Stage 2 Boss) 1:59 Dancing Lady (Kanako Yasaka, Mountain,Wind And Rain Goddess) (TH10/Final Boss) 2:01 Tiny Wizard Girl (Suwako Moriya,Earth and Native Goddess) (TH10/EXtra Boss) 2:05 Gap 2:06 Gap Ha- I mean Umbrella girl (Yukari Yakumo) (TH7/PHantasm boss and master of Ran and Chen) 2:16 Boring girl (Tenshi Hinanawi) (TH10.5/Final Boss) 2:20 Badly fitting wings girl (Aya Shameimaru) (TH10/ Stage 4 Boss) 2:26 Viking girl (She is an Oni you goddamn Japanese Goblin Enjoyer!: Suika Ibuki) (TH7.5/ Final Boss) 2:34 Girl with a creepy doll (Alice Margatroid and Shanghai) (TH7/Stage 3 Boss) 2:39 The doll is got away (Nitori Kawashiro) (TH10/ Stage 3 Boss) 2:41(Sadly no buses, wanna enjoy Yakumo Express instead?) 2:48 Umbrella Girl 2.0 (Yuuka Kazami) (TH9/ 14th boss) 2:55 Grim Reaper? 2.0 (Elly:This music is her stage remix, poor Elly, and no she is just a gatekeeper) (TH4/Stage 3 Boss) 3:04 A Girl sleeping in the pond (PC98Reimu Hakurei) [It kinda reminded me with DiPP when there is a shrine maiden in middle of pond while raining....] (TH4/Stage 4A Boss) 3:08 Witch girl but young (PC98 Marisa Kirisame) (TH4/Stage 4B Boss) 3:14 It's quite awesome how they made this animation, furthermore YinYang balls in TH PC98 Is Purple and Red is making this special to me)

[@peanutthehumanoidperson7735]

Thank you

[@haifafarras8540]

"sweeping lady"?? Don't you mean "Zaza lady"???

[@toyota86s]

you know too much

[@Digital_Unreal]

thx i forgot that flandre is actually called christmas lantern girl and sakuya is called flamenco girl

[@SuperKedi.]

Avarage TouHou fan:

[@snwy1905]

"Maybe, but she got a cup of tea Oh my gosh she dropped" *A British guy*

[@TeeV479]

*me

[@snwy1905]

@@TeeV479 good-

[@nagitokomaeda3184]

Mood

[@snwy1905]

@@Rqzou wow true

[@Nina-ho3qi]

@@Rqzou Lmfao

[@hololiveshrimp5758]

Thanos: "Reality can be whatever I want" TouHou: "Objects can be any woman I want"

[@HyperVanilo]

Aka Tsukumogami

[@maniquems]

Ah yes, nitroglycerin as a woman at it's finest

[@charles_ent]

Cocaine is a women now

[@immesurbel1274]

Reminds me of "OBJECTS THAT HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE"

[@sarahdurham6001]

@soul gacha rip

[@Statiso]

"There's a bright glowing ball in the sky, it doesn't want to shake my hand, well I'm so offended now.... 😢" got me lol

[@damianwaynetv5604]

"come and 'ave a go, but look out she's got a dagger" is so good idk why

[@Unstable_Macaroni]

“The grim reaper’s back again” “But this time she’s got a hat” “And if you don’t think it suits her she’ll chop off both your legs” The best combination of words.

[@abox6814]

Lolz

[@-c0ffea-addict-yuuriehikar346]

The grim teketeke

[@desmond9740]

The grim reapers are actually different people, but I guess I can understand that nobody can tell because it’s just shadows.

[@andreabowles4417]

✋😃

[@FunsongReal]

666 moment

[@digbick5535]

"And this girl is so depressed that she sets fire on her wrist" Literal lyrics but somehow it almost accurate to the story

[@XiaoKeOwO]

Anyway here your first comment on your comment

[@WorstAbaYT]

As a non-Tohou fan I have one single question What the fuck happened in the story

[@aeaeeaoiauea]

@@WorstAbaYT I'm a non-touhou fan as well, I searched for an explanation and found this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bIK8ZZihlshklbM

[@user-oj3cz6jq3r]

That character is Mokou who is an immortal. She literally just can’t die. Even when she wants to.

[@digbick5535]

@@WorstAbaYT That Girl name is Fujiwara no Mokou, she became immortal after she drank the Hourai Elixir. Also She has an archenemy named Kaguya whose an exiled Moon Princess because she disobeyed King of The Moon by stealing Elixir. These two hate relationship began when Kaguya first arrived on Earth, she became the most beautiful woman at that time and made every men want to take her hands as their wife. Kaguya accepted anyone proposal as long as they can fullfill her request. But these requests are almost impossible to do, thus it's called "5 Impossible Requests" by gathering 5 items that are said in Legends (I don't remember what the items are, but one for sure is Rainbow Branch). Mokou's Father also participated in this perilous requests to make Kaguya his wife, but he failed and he ended his life due to the depression. At this time Mokou sworn that she will kill Kaguya no matter what. On her journey to Kaguya, Mokou met a traveling band of soldiers. They're escorting something that is called Hourai Elixir, by that chance she asked if she can tag along and they granted her plead. Mokou listened to the conversation the soldiers had with each other, they said that this Elixir will be thrown into mountain Fujiwara and destroying it because the Lord thought something like this is wicked and against Gods will. Mokou thought to herself that it would be a waste to throw Elixir that grants immortality. The person that will go up to the peak is the captain, he and Mokou quite known each other, so he let Mokou tagging along going to the peak. Along the way Mokou slipped and almost fell down, the captain helped her then continued to climb up. They arrived to the peak and Mokou had thought that she wanted immortality so she could kill Kaguya. The captain put down the Elixir and prepare himself to throw it. When he looked over to the crater Mokou suddenly pushed him and she ran away with the Elixir. Long story short, she couldn't find Kaguya anywhere because she's hidden in Gensokyo (place where Touhou happened), then somehow Mokou able to get in Gensokyo. Since Kaguya and Mokou meet almost everyday, they're killing each other on daily basis. Mokou is depressed about her past and being unable to kill Kaguya

[@nicholeraikzon5176]

This. This is the best one. I don't care if it wasnt carved onto hundreds of apples, or made with flashing minecraft blocks, or made up of static. This one reigns supreme.

[@creeperfun12]

ive seen them all

[@notthatbad42]

yes

[@ITrySometimes]

3:17 i just want to thank everybody who made timed comments for allowing me to listen to this with such insightful commentary. Have a nice day.

[@dontstealmycontentplease]

what was it

[@ohwow512]

Ur welcome.

[@cattymonn]

yw

[@demonknight0412]

Ikr, its like im watching a video being on premiere.

[@tanyagade4693]

“Drop an apple core and it turns into a woman.” What lesson did we learn today kids? Litter. You’ll get lots of women. Edit: Damn. I'm not gonna say something like thank you for all the likes because I know people find it annoying. What I will say is that it's sorta hard to believe that 3000 people found me funny.

[@notfundy345]

You wont get any women because you littered

[@plushzilla5053]

@@notfundy345 rwoosh

[@notfundy345]

@@plushzilla5053 r/itswooooshwith4os

[@notfundy345]

If you litter you will get lots of bert

[@plushzilla5053]

@@notfundy345 r/woosh +100

[@jermfanaccount]

The storyline of Touhou 8, summed up in four sentences: "There's a funny glowing ball," "And I wonder what it is." "Doesn't want to shake my hand..." "... Well I'm so offended now..." _bullet spam noises_

[@nestorpittaluga3890]

idk what u are talking about, i only know about sakuya cause im a jojofan lvl 99

[@jermfanaccount]

@@nestorpittaluga3890 oh boy, are you in for a fun adventure! _throws you into the aggressive bulletscape_

[@marcostumama8488]

@@nestorpittaluga3890 feo

[@nestorpittaluga3890]

@@jermfanaccount so, i discovered 300 heroes exist and im having the biggest mental breakdown in my life

[@smt4090]

E

[@bealea1127]

Bad Apple in a nutshell: *"TRANSITIONS, PEOPLE! TRANSITIONS!"*

[@arsonzartz]

that "oh my gosh, shes dropped it!" was personal

[@basil_xox85]

planting a sapling in minecraft: *and theres suddenly a tree*

[@LinusTheSecond]

overrated comment

[@Harsh-wh3ox]

rated comment

[@WhoWasGold]

Under comment

[@wat8944]

xD

[@danielvalle9640]

Over comment

[@bigsmoke6637]

Samee it's very annoying when a funny glowing ball doesn't want to shake your hand😭

[@HeiHydra]

because the sun is a deadly lazer

[@princepeyton2488]

Not anymore there's a blanket

[@somehow_maiko1467]

@@princepeyton2488 and... *Bill wurtz is awesome as heck*

[@Rainb0wMapp1ng]

@@somehow_maiko1467 *we can make a religion out of this*

[@somehow_maiko1467]

@@Rainb0wMapp1ng YAAS wurtzians WOO9OOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@planeguy737-1]

1:54 *”maybe if i smoke this one it’ll make me dizzy”* im literally dying lol

[@daichungus]

Maybe that's why Hina spins

[@yaboiEchogaming]

@@daichungus she’ll get dizzier now

[@LuxuryOscar]

"But some bugger drank the rest, and theres hardly any left" I CANT HELP 😂😂😂

[@NellyTubeAwesomeURL]

“Doesn’t want to shake my hand…well I’m so offended now” will forever be one of the most iconic song lyrics in meme history

[@kevinwithparafin7456]

Me irl 3 years ago

[@CKIES-vr8cy]

Y e s

[@AverageBrookFan]

This is Twitter, try and prove me wrong

[@kokagaming69]

Im the 666th like

[@ilikeminecraftepic3849]

I was about to say that but I guess not now lol

[@winterblox1]

“And the woman in the boat has a bloody massive scythe” *I LOVE THESE LYRICS THEY’RE SO CREATIVE*

[@KyleMax.]

“pose off like charlie’s angels” “like david bloody copperfield” i love this

[@sushi7910]

69th like

[@annicasiah2193]

Yes your so right

[@lurb2991]

i agree

[@funkywasit]

technically, no, they’re _not_ creative, they’re just saying what’s happening on screen. (video still good tho)

[@edwardxavierpermana9258]

For a year, i was convinced this was the actual english lyrics of the song

[@Ayatosmaid]

"Suddenly the Shard becomes a flamingo" 💀💀💀💅💅💅

[@pizzaboy6942]

English teacher: What did the author mean by "he sat down"? Me: He sat down? The teacher:

[@TheRealFraston]

"The curtains were *fucking BLUE* "

[@dao_of_potato4957]

@@TheRealFraston Teacher: no, no it represents the internal sadness and loneliness that the autho- Author: no, they were just blue curtains.

[@won879]

u watch jackeryz?

[@dao_of_potato4957]

@@won879 oh, sh!t, it's Dio Brando!

[@arisciv]

Teacher : What does Bad Apple means? Guy : a apple that's bad? Teacher :

[@anonymouscommentator7995]

Me: singing this internally The mind reader in class: hey what the f-

[@petrifiedplayer9617]

lmao 😂

[@monnamonsta]

Can relate

[@catssaywoof3459]

"Hey that's catchy"

[@fartmaster00]

LMAOAOOA

[@monnamonsta]

@@slqmy kinda?

[@Xaiclun]

This version of Bad Apple is living rent free in my head since I found it

[@Boritoman76]

I love how he's actually singing really good and it actually rhymes LMAO.

[@TheNamesCagney]

These are the actual lyrics, you can’t tell me otherwise

[@lantern7413]

Otherwise

[@TheNamesCagney]

@@lantern7413 *You god damn mad man*

[@cheaple_studios7745]

Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise

[@Micuharsonthefirst]

ikr

[@solgaleooflight8703]

@@lantern7413 we've got ourselves a badass over here

[@Alexander-iy4gi]

"Now she's got a cup of tea, oh my gosh she's dropped it" I think the British accent makes that so much better

[@Aki-ChanPF]

Ayo u got a Slifer PFP You play Yu-Gi-Oh too?

[@Smartlion1]

He was undereacting when he said "oh my gosh she'e dropped it"

[@The_big_prooooo]

As a british I cried seeing somebody brutally murdered a cup of tea

[@owlsclanrocketleague3801]

@@Aki-ChanPF fluffals and heroes for the win bro

[@zeljkogojic8353]

In can tell why he is shocked he’s British

[@Kebnekaise.]

LYRICS: Drop and apple core And it turns into a woman Then she waves her arms Tells you off for dropping litter Now she’s got some flappy wings Is it batman? Maybe, but she’s got a cup of tea Oh my gosh, she’s dropped it Suddenly the shard’s a flamenco dancer Saying “come and ‘ave a go” But look out she’s got a dagger And she nearly had that poor woman’s eye out All she really wanted was to show off her christmas lanterns Wave a massive sword At a tadpole in the sky But it swims out of the way Well in that case, nevermind And there’s suddenly a tree And a woman with a fan And she flaps it up and down At a petal in the air But it’s actually a boat And a woman in the boat Has a bloody massive scythe The grim reaper in a dress Now it cuts the screen in half Aren’t those earrings really big? Look at me I’ve got a sword! Now I’ll point it over there And this girl is so depressed That she set her wrists on fire And its going to set fire to the ribbon in her hair But at least we’re nice and warm And I think this girl agrees But I don’t know why they’re dressed As a pot plant and a bull There’s a funny glowing ball And I wonder what it is Doesn’t want to shake my hand Well, I’m so offended now And this girl is sulking too But she’s having second thoughts And she wishes that she’d gone To the party on the sun - Look at all the leaves Sweep them up now Wait a minute Maybe if i smoke this one It will make me dizzy And I’m dancing like a dad in a disco And a tiny wizard’s come to pose like off Charlie’s Angels Unconvincing eye is a girl’s umbrella Would you like to see a trick? Just like David bloody copperfield Is it my turn now? Better spin ‘round quickly Going to skip right past the next girl ‘Cause she’s too boring Badly fitting wings Write a letter of complaint But the pen runs out of ink So she throws it like a dart And a viking takes a drink From a sort of violin But some bugger drank the rest And there’s hardy any left And the droplet is a girl With a creepy little doll But she’s got ADHD And forgot to take her pills Now the doll has got away And she’s running for a bus But she trips over a shoelace And falls into the sea And it’s really windy now This umbrella’s gonna break But it’s really not the wind There’s a magnet over there The Grim Reaper’s back again But this time she’s got a hat And if you don’t think it suits her She’ll chop of both your legs Something’s dripping off her scythe And it makes a massive splosh And it’s woken up a girl Who was sleeping in the pond Someone in a witches’ hat Who is hanging like a bat Reaches over to the pond girl And makes a swirly dot

[@Porsche14]

2:37 “but she has adhd and forgot to take her pills” 💀💀

[@MrChad-tt5oi]

-And then it turned itself a woman, funniest shit I've ever seen

[@itzcolebee2115]

SANS

[@MrChad-tt5oi]

"And then the cracking of bones- oh it was actually woman again"

[@newspaper_stand]

song that transes your gender

[@Thomas-ie7mu]

"It doesn't want to shake my hand,I feel so offended now" Me too,kid

[@Deka-1024]

If I had a penny for every time a big glowing ball didn't want to shake my hand I would have one penny S*** how did that even happen once Edit: fixed grammatical errors

[@bland287]

5 yo me

[@ilikeyacutg69yearsago99]

Well thats very sad if you think about it

[@tysondennis1016]

It doesn’t even have hands!

[@jme7046]

bro no you'll get covid

[@AAAAAAAAA.....]

this is unironically one of the best versions of Bad Apple ever and I love it.!

[@MyMedicalRelationship]

This parody is stuck into my head every single time i think of bad apple now. Thanks dude. It's been 3 years.

[@Ansytea]

"Now the doll has got away and she's running for a bus, but she trips over a shoelace and falls into a sea" Clearly that's an intriguing masterpiece of a story I want to see unfold

[@gematiramisu6652]

Lol love your profile picture btw

[@Ansytea]

@@gematiramisu6652 :D Thank you ♥

[@gematiramisu6652]

@@Ansytea np ❤️❤️

[@y100900185]

@@Ansytea SHIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@checkdownstairs7110]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3aln6GKjqp1bpI This is the closet thing I've seen to what you want.

[@laurap.1701]

"There's a funny glowing ball" "And I wonder what it is" "Doesn't want to shake my hand" *"well I'm so offended now"*

[@mas_248playz2]

Haha i love this lol

[@ThawBerry]

It literally played as I read it O__O

[@gamingpc4846]

-Twitter people 2021

[@originalalexa2.054]

Cassie?

[@penapvp2230]

People rushing to make a joke about twitter from this line:

[@Pixel_Eyes7]

These lyrics sound like they're coming from a person who has never played touhou, and as someone who has never played touhou, this song is 100% accurate. 10/10 got me rolling

[@ARandomIndieGameEnjoyer]

As someone who knows about, and played a bit of Touhou, it's still 100% accurate

[@fatalbreak0]

This is one of my favorite songs now

[@undyla-chan1675]

The British accent gives it a whole new layer of magical I didn't know I had been asking for.

[@professionalfangster1510]

@just a boi Wrong.

[@elina4709]

iim not ruining the like amount- and tbh I agree

[@DameOfDiamonds]

@just a boi wrong, you are spanish

[@Nekiplex]

I can never tell if these are insults or compliments. I don't know whether to appreciate this comment of be offended by it. But I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and say it was with good faith. Holy fuck that was the most british way to say that

[@spooktspeek]

accents make everything better. wish i had one

[@FaintLake]

"Wave a massive sword at a tadpole in the sky but it swims out of the way, W E L L I N T H A T C A S E N E V E R M I N D"

[@curseofbinding]

And a woman with a fan

[@emigo2]

And she flaps it up and down at a petal in the air

[@moldyorange3264]

And the woman in the boat has a bloody massive scythe, the grim reaper in a dress

[@moldyorange3264]

Aren’t those earrings really big?

[@Sodamoth]

Look at me I've got a sword

[@ultrasdoodles-_-]

I didn't see the title so I got so caught off guard

[@bronsoncarlile8843]

alternate title: party on the sun

[@justa_randomfailure6250]

this whole song is basically “and it turns into a girl”

[@snaukball8764]

someone commented "this whole song is basically "and it turns into a girl"" and his comment turns into a girl

[@lodufka4285]

@@snaukball8764 damn, yours aswell

[@snaukball8764]

@@lodufka4285 yours too

[@CharlotteXazk]

@@snaukball8764 yours too this is getting out of hand

[@beingfr_rn]

Lol

[@RavGX]

"and she wishes that she'd gone to the party on the sun" Wait, thats's illegal

[@kp2k]

no replys, ok

[@RavGX]

@Robloxxyyy1 D: Kaguya, the moon. Party on the sun

[@MxSairaZ]

Sssniperwolf comes in* Buy my thats illegal merch -earrape- NOW

[@JAM_YT_FURRY]

Yo

[@yikes7751]

@Robloxxyyy1 D: Social distancing ✋

[@jeviljuice1633]

The british accent really makes this so much better

[@save_the_turtles_now]

Wow KZbin, why didn’t you show me this masterpiece earlier????😭😭😭😭

[@Ethyrus]

So, basically, everything just turns into a woman.

[@dazaiosamurela]

Yes.

[@ssadiestic]

even this comment is a woman. there is no escape

[@trananbinhjerry6438]

So you either die straight, or live long enough to become a woman

[@marysartr]

The matriarchy will take over

[@ssadiestic]

@@trananbinhjerry6438 *cries in actually a trans woman*

[@aprilnya]

My friend: "I had a dream that my crush kissed me" My dreams: Now the doll has got away, and she's running for a bus, but she trips over a shoelace and falls into the sea

[@anonymouspigeon1]

me

[@utopes]

I too am a doll that has got away and ran for a bus but tripped over my shoelace and fell into the sea. Those lyrics really spoke to me ngl, pretty wacky how that worked out.

[@emeraldmoon9551]

lmao me

[@xieare]

Nice ✌

[@Jinsqx]

Okay, No lie. I read this when the part of the song you mentioned slightly came up

[@L3m0nMan_]

Im pleasently surprised and dissapointed that i was recommended this 2 years late

[@sillygoober-kq9gi]

"and she nearly got that poor woman's eye out" "all she really wanted was to show off her christmas lanterns"

[@eggsoup28]

No idea why this is getting recommended now, not complaining though.

[@ZetsumetsuZiro]

Yes

[@pc_txears]

Ngl.. Same.

[@joannanaomilim7497]

Yup

[@blackanxiouscat6390]

Same •_•

[@henrikroberg]

WHY, YOU ASK WHY, THIS IS A MASTER PIECE

[@moonrabbitsupremacy6761]

“There’s a funny glowing ball” “and I Wonder what it is” “Doesn’t want to shake my hand” “….well I’m so offended now” I feel ya buddy ;(

[@3xTrouble]

Twitter

[@yeet1647]

Oh

[@pokemonpokemon4391]

every bodys offended as always including me

[@pokemonpokemon4391]

including you

[@pokemonpokemon4391]

@@3xTrouble including you at 7 am

[@Tqvh]

I asked Chat-GPT to re-write the lyrics so they rhyme. Here is the results: Drop an apple core and it turns into a dame Waving arms, telling off for litter-what a shame Now she's got some wings-could it be the Batman's game? But with tea in hand, oh dear, she spills it all the same Suddenly the shard's a dancer, flamenco all the way "Come and 'ave a go," she cries, with a dagger on display Almost got the woman's eye, trying to show her lights so gay All she wanted was to flaunt her Christmas charm array Wave a massive sword At a tadpole in the sky But it swims away so fast Well, alright then, let it fly And there's suddenly a tree And a woman with a fan She waves it up and down At a petal-what a plan But it turns into a boat With a woman at the float Holding a massive scythe Grim Reaper in a coat Now it cuts the screen in half Earrings big and quite a sight Look at me, I've got a sword Now I'll point it to the right (I know it's left) And this girl is so depressed Setting her wrist on fire's dire And it's going to set ablaze The ribbon in her hair's pyre But at least we're warm tonight And I think the girl agrees Though I wonder why they're dressed As a bull and as some trees There's a glowing funny ball And I wonder what it does Doesn't want to shake my hand Well, now I'm quite abuzz And this girl is sulking too Second thoughts are in her mind Wishing she had gone instead To the party with some shine [Interlude] Look at all the leaves Sweep them up now... wait and see Maybe if I smoke just one It'll make me feel so free And I'm dancing like a dad At a disco, don't you know? And a tiny wizard comes To strike a Charlie's Angels pose Unconvincing eye Is a girl's umbrella trick Would you like to see a show? Just like David Copperfield, quick Is it my turn now? Better spin around real fast Going to skip the next girl She's too boring for this cast Badly fitting wings Write a letter, but alas The pen runs out of ink So she throws it, what a pass And a Viking takes a drink From a violin-shaped flask But someone drank the rest There's hardly any left to bask And the droplet is a girl With a creepy little doll But she's got ADHD And forgets her meds, that's all Now the doll has run away And she's chasing for the bus But she trips over a lace And falls into the ocean's fuss And it's really windy now This umbrella's going to snap But it's not just the wind There's a magnet, that's the trap The Grim Reaper's back again With a hat upon her head If you say it doesn't suit She'll chop off both your legs, you're dead Something's dripping off her scythe Makes a massive splash, a wake And it wakes a girl who slept In the pond, now she's awake Someone in a witch's hat Hanging upside down like bats Reaches to the pond girl And makes a swirly dot-imagine that

[@oby547]

Lmao

[@T-Gwen-T]

“She nearly had that poor woman’s eye out” *The woman was facing the opposite direction*

[@mayoayo7107]

Anything: exists TouHou: I diagnose you with *woman*

[@junkbot2918]

Lol

[@VentingGragory]

The term you’re looking for is “tsukumogami”

[@vilmavaitonyte2451]

@@VentingGragory haha no

[@yuseol07]

HAHA

[@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm8466]

@@yuseol07 it is spoopy tho

[@bxcrk]

Chart of things becoming other things Apple core -> woman -> flappy wings - > tea - > flamenco dancer - > christmas!! -> sword tadpole - > tree - > petal - > boat - > grim reaper in dress - > Earrings very big - > sword lady - > fire ribbons - > pot plant n bull - > that sun thing - > weird music trio - > bunny girl - > bunch of people after the other - > leaves - > dizzy lady - > disco dad - > wizard - > unconvincing eye-> umbrella - > the three girls - > dart - > viking - > drop - > adhd girl - > doll - > girl running for bus -> windy - > umbrella - > Reaper - > pond - > bat girl - > swirly dot

[@bxcrk]

@Acimiira fixed it :D

[@slosh7072]

Modded Terraria crafting recipes be like

[@treygaming334]

@@slosh7072 *i see you are a man of culture as well*

[@kboombite]

Madlad

[@seimuu]

the last one is a swirly dot. it's yin and yang actually when it formed very swirly

[@BOplaid]

I remember a year ago I memorized this entire video, then went to class and wrote it on a paper and told everyone I'm making a song

[@rupert_1491]

I want to see a professional singer cover this

[@fartmaster28]

“And this girl is so depressed that she sets her wrists on fire” I don’t know why, but I find that to be very humorous

[@insanitysage_]

are you my parent

[@MoricsVV]

A new way of self harm xD And also her hair O. O

[@limesalads2419]

I find your comment funny considering your profile is Lime themed

[@outtathepantry]

@@MoricsVV It aint new lmao

[@outtathepantry]

Mood

[@purebredyeeternity780]

"She's got a cup of tea... Oh my gosh she's dropped it" The most British thing in this video.

[@mikumin727]

this song is britidh english so it is

[@mariahowlett625]

Not the English?

[@atijohn8135]

@@mariahowlett625 No. The bri'ish

[@randomdude9630]

@@atijohn8135 us British are so racist we get called bri'ish because everyone got so offended

[@2008sar]

im offended with the droped tea (joke )

[@ChloekabanOfficial]

Ah yes, I love drinking water from violins.

[@0-_.Pear._-0]

I hate when im so depressed that my wrist get caught on fire

[@adamfleischmann4816]

"Write a letter of complaint, but the girl runs out of ink, so she throws the pen like a dart" Violence can sort everything out.

[@NotM3li]

You just continue the lyrics.. you made it even better lol 😂

[@Delusion5]

Karens in a nutshell

[@vikasshukla7086]

"The *girl* runs out of ink" My life is a lie We have ink instead of blood

[@petriciagardenville4983]

I just put the 665 like someone like

[@Galaxy-dw8lg]

*Proceeds to like the 699 likes to ruin it and turn it into 700*

[@duckduckgooseberry7051]

🎶 *but she's got ADHD, and forgot to take her pills* 🎶

[@just_gp]

IM DEAD XDD

[@Moalei-Lolerfry-]

Uhhh where is it

[@Moalei-Lolerfry-]

Nvm 2:36

[@quest_1018]

That’s me in a nutshell

[@Anonymous_hipp0]

Why y’all gotta call me out like that 👀👁👄👁

[@yiuyox5860]

Lyrics: Drop an apple core and it turns into a woman Then she waves her arms Tells you off for dropping litter Now she's got some flappy wings, is it Batman? Maybe, but she's got a cup of tea Oh my gosh, she's dropped it Suddenly the shard's a flamenco dancer Saying "come and 'ave a go" But look out, she's got a dagger And she nearly had that poor woman's eye out All she really wanted was to show off her Christmas lanterns Wave a massive sword At a tadpole in the sky But it swims out of the way Well in that case never mind And there's suddenly a tree And a woman with a fan And she flaps it up and down at a petal in the air But it's actually a boat And the woman in the boat Has a bloody massive scythe The Grim Reaper in a dress Now it cuts the screen in half Aren't those earrings really big? Look at me, I've got a sword Now I'll point it over there And this girl is so depressed That she set her wrists on fire And it's going to set fire to the ribbon in her hair But at least we're nice and warm And I think this girl agrees But I don't know why they're dressed as a pot plant and a bull There's a funny glowing ball And I wonder what it is Doesn't want to shake my hand Well I'm so offended now And this girl is sulking too But she's having second thoughts And she wishes that she'd gone to the party on the sun [Part 2] Look at all the leaves Sweep them up now, wait a minute Maybe if I smoke this one it'll make me dizzy And I'm dancing like a dad in a disco And a tiny wizard's come to pose like off Charlie's Angels Unconvincing eye is a girl's umbrella Would you like to see a trick? Just like David bloody Copperfield Is it my turn now? Better spin round quickly Going to skip right past the next girl 'Cause she's too boring Badly fitting wings Write a letter of complaint But the pen runs out of ink So she throws it like a dart And a viking takes a drink From a sort of violin But some bugger drank the rest And there's hardly any left And the droplet is a girl With a creepy little doll But she's got ADHD, and forgot to take her pills Now the doll has got away And she's running for a bus But she trips over a shoelace, and falls into the sea And it's really windy now This umbrella's going to break But it's really not the wind There's a magnet over there The Grim Reaper's back again But this time she's got a hat And if you don't think it suits her, she'll chop off both your legs Something's dripping off her scythe And it makes a massive splosh And it's woken up a girl who was sleeping in the pond Someone in a witch's hat Who is hanging like a bat Reaches over to the pond girl and makes a swirly dot.

[@NguyenThao-uz2yr]

Thank you

[@PaperClipping7412]

Hat could the words at the bottom be Maybe my home adress

[@one_edgy_son_of_a_bi-]

This was my first bad apple parody, and I watch it almost monthly

[@arhia6106]

The light ball: *doesn't want to shake the girls hand* The girl: And i took that personally.

[@loserchips1112]

Underrated comment

[@iamanormalcat8615]

This is beautiful

[@BeeNot_afraid]

I’m offended that I never got invited to the party on the sun

[@twice2806]

@@BeeNot_afraid nobody came back, must have been that good they stayed forever

[@ItsActuallySaturn]

@@twice2806 👁👄👁

[@Octavia_Goetia_666]

I remember watching this three years ago… 😭

[@PoisonousBomby]

Im furious,this was recommended to me 3 years late

[@auskipoo8124]

“look at all the leaves” “sweep them up now… wait a minute” “maybe if i smoke this one it’ll make me dizzy”

[@smallmanz]

READ THIS AS SOON AS IT GOT TO THAT PART-

[@justyourfriendlyneighbor4478]

@@smallmanz SAME

[@ryuu1145]

HAHAHA LMAO-

[@rebert_reid]

proceds to smoke it

[@sethstuffanimates8419]

@@rebert_reid And then they see c o l o r s

[@sonataavalon6017]

“We’ll skip the next girl she’s too boring.” Damn, they did her badly.

[@epiccow288]

It’s yukari tho, who was shown seconds before with an umbrella and fan

[@bruhmoment3478]

I read this when he said it lol

[@donottrustanyonelol]

tjsisdf sajoe03 aks02MS Acegtbg3o9smad sdfjrkasf w

[@loganballadares]

They didn’t have to do her like that😭😭😭😭😭

[@OfficialValles]

2:12 if your wondering where he says it.

[@ytuser4562]

As someone who likes the Bad Apple song but knows nothing about what it’s from or what it’s about, I relate to this so much

[@J1407bAAAAAAAAAAAA]

My cousin over heard me listening to this and keeps joking about the party on the sun part

[@dstarsdstar7957]

“But she’s got ADHD and forgot to take her pills” Best line

[@driving.me.crazy_]

everybody is gonna say WhO cARes but im still gonna say it Copied comment

[@cassidybrow3412]

This person just so happens to have the same opinion of another person. It’s not copied and it doesn’t matter.

[@driving.me.crazy_]

@@cassidybrow3412 i literally said nobody cares if the comment is copied, and are you his friend or sum to know that?

[@m.j9796]

@@driving.me.crazy_ ok mrs.know everything

[@Neymoiiii]

Like 100 ez

[@toeseater2855]

"...but the girl got ADHD and forgot to take her pills" *normal pills intensifies*

[@bdbdbdbdaa]

thats what the mask is

[@Areverberationensemblefan985]

I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine" And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine" But the fact is I can never get off of my mattress And all that they can ask is "Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?) That's what the mask is That's what the point of the mask is So you can see I'm tryin' You won't see me cryin' I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (yeah, I'm good) And it just keeps on pilin' It's so terrifying But I keep on smilin', I'm good (yeah, I'm good) I've been carin' too much for so long Been comparin' myself for so long Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real Always bein' judged by a bunch of strange faces Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages But I've been places So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish Yeah, I'm okay, B**** But the fact is I need help, I'm failin' all my classes They think that I need glasses I just really wish that I could pass this (wish that I could pass this) That's what the mask is That's what the point of the mask is So you can see I'm tryin' You won't see me cryin' I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (yeah, I'm good) And it just keeps on pilin' It's so terrifying But I keep on smilin', I'm good (yeah, I'm good) I've been carin' too much for so long Been comparin' myself for so long Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real So long, it's real So long, it's real

[@CoreGamer404]

That’s what the point of the bad apple is

[@smileyface1590]

*that’s what the point of the mask is 😩*

[@LillianAtsui-Kanari]

...Green Apple

[@HyperstrikerYT]

Didn’t know so much things happened in a apple core

[@Atlaseatspants]

Why couldn’t I have this 3 years ago.

[@starryniightt]

“And she wishes she had gone to the party on the sun” Missing a day of school be like:

[@alienfrograbbitchannelmove4229]

school when your there: 📝📝📝📝📝📝📝 school when your sick: 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃

[@starryniightt]

@@alienfrograbbitchannelmove4229 for 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙

[@alienfrograbbitchannelmove4229]

@@starryniightt 😔✋

[@andreabowles4417]

That one time I missed the Christmas party at school bc I was sick: The kids at school: >:3

[@TheHeroWhoAsked]

One time i got icecream from school and my cousin wasnt there

[@ParadoxPython]

Why is it that I like songs that just describe their music video more than I like the actual song itself?

[@user-tr2dh4xx6u]

maybe you like music videos that describe the song instead

[@sorenkitchen5926]

@@user-tr2dh4xx6u jezz that username

[@actuallymichealafton8372]

Same

[@actuallymichealafton8372]

@@user-tr2dh4xx6u what is ur username-

[@nomorefortnite3655]

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[@Boritoman76]

Bro man is actually rocking it lmao! Love the lyrics so hilarious.

[@dollythepuppet5211]

2:36 As someone with ADHD who has to take medication, I’ve never laughed harder at something Edit:Nvm, I’m off pills now

[@starryskies113]

Lol

[@fennex2706]

The British accent on "But she's got a cup of tea, oh my gosh, she dropped it" Makes it feel like so much more of a crime

[@missflower4872]

To dam true

[@Clownin_Lauren]

300th like

[@Andreal_101]

400th like

[@standonline]

422th like?

[@ewanb1086]

485th like