Bad Apple but the lyrics are describing what happens in the video

[@k3remet398]

"But i dont know why they are dressed as a pot plant and a bull" IM DEAD

[@user-ly2nx7ss2x]

They really did her dirty like that 💀💀

[@user-xe1jg9pj1s]

Pun intended?

[@kragmybeloved3583]

Why tho

[@reddpoint3788]

There are two types of people. Those who played Touhou, and everyone else. I'm the second type pls help me

[@marshaenderheart]

@@reddpoint3788 there is no help for you here... ...because I am too Dx

[@ramendampfen]

YingYang is a powerful statement about good and evil Singer: _swirly dot_

[@slavishentity6705]

That's what it actually is. _swirly dot_

[@shrewap6667]

I mean... he's not wrong....

[@morgurathemightyone8266]

Well yes But actually yes

[@ShaimingLong]

Good and evil is a very western look at it. Yin and Yang mean dark and bright, China even has named cities with Yin if they're founded in the shadow of a mountain, or Yang if they're in the unshaded side of one. It does extend to the concept of good and evil, but is much more encompassing. It's about dualism, things that have to come in pairs, from life and death, war and peace, even to male and female. Anything where the concept of one can't exist without the other.

[@sobermaiden]

@@ShaimingLong its big brain time

[@7of475]

"then [thing] turns into a woman." Bad Apple in a nutshell.

[@lidanny3715]

yes

[@hoplydn4245]

@@tryy22 wow.

[@tryy22]

@@hoplydn4245 yeah

[@rkreviews3954]

@@tryy22 ?

[@tryy22]

@@rkreviews3954 bruh

[@MydniteMoonrabbit]

I want someone to animate over this without having seen the actual animation.

[@bunnylord-fz4do]

I would try but it would take forever ;-;

[@MildlySpicedMcVities]

​@@bunnylord-fz4doim not certain, but i hink you also watched the video

[@bunnylord-fz4do]

Yea but I can bearly remember anything about it@@MildlySpicedMcVities

[@Cole_Is_A_Mole]

@@MildlySpicedMcVities what makes you think that?

[@MildlySpicedMcVities]

@@Cole_Is_A_Mole I'm not sure, probably wrong though

[@exotic816]

I like the part where he said,”Now there’s a woman”

[@rorirutledge6283]

WHICH part where he said now there’s a woman?

[@Vialantes]

It think the part with NOW is better

[@Br0dzyybr0z]

@potato sauce They're talking about ¿sweeze?

[@RealCalamity]

@@The.Zoob. What?

[@budissuperuncool]

@¿sweeze? butters

[@eponalabs4249]

"Unconvincing eye is a girl's umbrella" is a so much better title for Bad Apple than Bad Apple ever was.

[@noicehoenn5642]

it sounds like a touhou music title

[@art1637]

Unconvincing Eye ~ a Girl’s Umbrella

[@aronnecroman]

wait a minute, ISN'T THAT KOGASA????

[@chuuisinsane]

Touhou 20: Tadpole Of the Sky

[@andifishgallery9400]

It’s such a good name-

[@vyllix8546]

Bad Apple but you don't know who is this Touhou guy that everyone is talking about

[@professionalfangster1510]

@just a boi god damnit yagoo. Got a whole harem he ain't sharing.

[@smallcatgirl]

@just a boi ya guys watched yagoo's latest video on his channel?

[@syauqeeee]

@just a boi boi i never expected yagoo appeared in touhou comment section 😂

[@painfulguess5067]

thAts me

[@Mr.Dr.Doctor]

Can u explain tf is touhou

[@Kawaii_Pinku_XD]

I choked on: *_“Going to skip past the next girl ‘cause she’s too boring!”_*

[@laurap.1701]

"There's a funny glowing ball" "And I wonder what it is" "Doesn't want to shake my hand" *"well I'm so offended now"*

[@mas_248playz2]

Haha i love this lol

[@ThawBerry]

It literally played as I read it O__O

[@gamingpc4846]

-Twitter people 2021

[@originalalexa2.054]

Cassie?

[@penapvp2230]

People rushing to make a joke about twitter from this line:

[@shriyakrishnamurthykuruvad3155]

This reminds me of when a 3rd grade student writes a sentence and doesn’t stop it at the right time

[@goku3460]

..... *me a 21 year old high school graduate*: y...yeah third grader ... I ... I never do that

[@terraria_pog2355]

fun fact on how to make your sentences be way too long! just use "and" instead of "."

[@Okaz_]

Yea

[@toothfairy10133]

or when you're 17 and you have adhd but you forgot to take your pills

[@ДаниилРабинович-б9п]

@@terraria_pog2355 "and" is boring. use "therefore", "despite than", "after that", etc.

[@namenotappropriate8756]

" A woman with a fan and she flaps it up and down at a petal in the air, but it's actually a boat" Biggest plot twist I've ever seen

[@trong-ys8fv]

@@angelboy8427 ehhhh I like it still lol, you might see it bad but check out the original lol

[@aronnecroman]

@@angelboy8427 why the fuck do you think it's called BAD Apple

[@CosmicSquid.]

@@angelboy8427 Lmao the song has been trending for the past 10 years, you just havent caught up on the memes old man.

[@tsolmonthe-lmao6431]

Ik

[@Sillygoober_chh44]

666 likes o.o

[@NaminaGacha]

One day, about a year ago, this popped up in my recommended section on the KZbin homepage. Curious, I clicked it, and discovered this song, which practically changed me. It was my introduction to Bad Apple - which is still my favourite song - and TouHou overall, and I always think, 'I don't know where I would be right now if I hadn't found Bad Apple"! Thank you

[@BadAtNames0017]

What an intro, lol

[@keetee916]

A1 grade personal recount

[@NaminaGacha]

@@keetee916 😂

[@Scandium-tf2hb]

same

[@mysthifr1200]

I perfer Flandre's theme but yeah bad apple is good too

[@winterblox1]

“And the woman in the boat has a bloody massive scythe” *I LOVE THESE LYRICS THEY’RE SO CREATIVE*

[@KyleMax.]

“pose off like charlie’s angels” “like david bloody copperfield” i love this

[@sushi7910]

69th like

[@annicasiah2193]

Yes your so right

[@lurb2991]

i agree

[@funkywasit]

technically, no, they’re _not_ creative, they’re just saying what’s happening on screen. (video still good tho)

[@Alexander-iy4gi]

"Now she's got a cup of tea, oh my gosh she's dropped it" I think the British accent makes that so much better

[@Aki-ChanVT]

Ayo u got a Slifer PFP You play Yu-Gi-Oh too?

[@Smartlion1]

He was undereacting when he said "oh my gosh she'e dropped it"

[@The_big_prooooo]

As a british I cried seeing somebody brutally murdered a cup of tea

[@owlsclanrocketleague3801]

@@Aki-ChanVT fluffals and heroes for the win bro

[@zeljkogojic8353]

In can tell why he is shocked he’s British

[@undyla-chan1675]

The British accent gives it a whole new layer of magical I didn't know I had been asking for.

[@professionalfangster1510]

@just a boi Wrong.

[@elina4709]

iim not ruining the like amount- and tbh I agree

[@DameOfDiamonds]

@just a boi wrong, you are spanish

[@Nekiplex]

I can never tell if these are insults or compliments. I don't know whether to appreciate this comment of be offended by it. But I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and say it was with good faith. Holy fuck that was the most british way to say that

[@spooktspeek]

accents make everything better. wish i had one

[@eurussy]

my friend used to listen to this, and i remember how she used to show to me and sing this during class and laughing. she took her own life recently, and i came back to this video. i'll forever miss you. the world isnt the same without you in it, nc.

[@jellyfishfingernail]

rest in peace.

[@icykazuha4451]

Rest in peace

[@kel22]

Lots of love to you dude, hope you're doing better now

[@Mr_C4rdboard]

Rest in peace.

[@1t.n3v3r.3nds]

rest in peace, i hope you are doing better and i hope your friend is no longer in pain 🕊️

[@CreepyFrawley]

honestly "wave a massive sword at a tadpole in the sky, but then it swims away, in that case nevermind," is a lyrical masterpiece to me

[@Ha7ydeBiggestFangirl]

Everything he said is a lyrical masterpiece for me

[@KiffKan]

@@Ha7ydeBiggestFangirl same

[@heiditronic2182]

Agreed

[@Rodeo_Rodeo]

I wonder if Tadpole taste good?

[@XQE19]

@@Ha7ydeBiggestFangirl true

[@hololiveshrimp5758]

Thanos: "Reality can be whatever I want" TouHou: "Objects can be any woman I want"

[@HyperVanilo]

Aka Tsukumogami

[@maniquems]

Ah yes, nitroglycerin as a woman at it's finest

[@charles_ent]

Cocaine is a women now

[@immesurbel1274]

Reminds me of "OBJECTS THAT HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE"

[@sarahdurham6001]

@soul gacha rip

[@That_Wise_Sage_]

This video instantly becomes better when you hear the original and know what it’s about

[@jsihavealotofplaylists]

well

[@cathibeeman5445]

What are you talking about these are the original lyrics

[@incognitomode6223]

@@cathibeeman5445 idk either man i think theyre high. They took the sweeping gurls idea and smoked

[@themoderator2295]

@@cathibeeman5445 they aren't the original lyrics

[@chuusick8637]

@@themoderator2295 r/whooosh

[@Xaiclun]

This version of Bad Apple is living rent free in my head since I found it

[@Thomas-ie7mu]

"It doesn't want to shake my hand,I feel so offended now" Me too,kid

[@Deka-1024]

If I had a penny for every time a big glowing ball didn't want to shake my hand I would have one penny S*** how did that even happen once Edit: fixed grammatical errors

[@bland287]

5 yo me

[@ilikeyacutg69yearsago99]

Well thats very sad if you think about it

[@tysondennis1016]

It doesn’t even have hands!

[@jme7046]

bro no you'll get covid

[@catoticneutral]

smol brain: yin yang symbol big brain: *swirly dot*

[@familydogguy]

My brain: *full stop*

[@Ins1gn1f1c4nt]

Yes

[@queuedjar4578]

smoler brain: taijitu

[@Alex_Mewtwo]

me: chi

[@EdyAlbertoMSGT3]

@@Alex_Mewtwo Oh no oh fuck

[@bruh-xm6fv]

As a person who has no clue what TouHou is, this is an accurate representation of what I see when I watch the Bad Apple videos.

[@hanakoskokeshidoll]

same

[@kaixhii]

I can confirm

[@Emerald29]

Same, but the only thing I know about Touhou is its a bullet hell game with lots of girls, oh and theres also a hell ton of...... Nevermind

[@Redokev]

Same

[@paulzu2778]

Ikr

[@Statiso]

"There's a bright glowing ball in the sky, it doesn't want to shake my hand, well I'm so offended now.... 😢" got me lol

[@barrysteakfriessimp_real]

The storyline of Touhou 8, summed up in four sentences: "There's a funny glowing ball," "And I wonder what it is." "Doesn't want to shake my hand..." "... Well I'm so offended now..." _bullet spam noises_

[@nestorpittaluga3890]

idk what u are talking about, i only know about sakuya cause im a jojofan lvl 99

[@barrysteakfriessimp_real]

@@nestorpittaluga3890 oh boy, are you in for a fun adventure! _throws you into the aggressive bulletscape_

[@marcostumama8488]

@@nestorpittaluga3890 feo

[@nestorpittaluga3890]

@@barrysteakfriessimp_real so, i discovered 300 heroes exist and im having the biggest mental breakdown in my life

[@smt4090]

E

[@NellyTubeAwesomeURL]

“Doesn’t want to shake my hand…well I’m so offended now” will forever be one of the most iconic song lyrics in meme history

[@kevinwithparafin7456]

Me irl 3 years ago

[@CKIES-vr8cy]

Y e s

[@AverageBrookFan]

This is Twitter, try and prove me wrong

[@kokagaming69]

Im the 666th like

[@ilikeminecraftepic3849]

I was about to say that but I guess not now lol

[@purebredyeeternity780]

"She's got a cup of tea... Oh my gosh she's dropped it" The most British thing in this video.

[@mikumin727]

this song is britidh english so it is

[@mariahowlett625]

Not the English?

[@atijohn8135]

@@mariahowlett625 No. The bri'ish

[@randomdude9630]

@@atijohn8135 us British are so racist we get called bri'ish because everyone got so offended

[@2008sar]

im offended with the droped tea (joke )

[@FunnyFlink]

"Oh my gosh, she's dropped it." I don't know why that cracked me up

[@titaniumvideos1039]

Me too his Brithishness could not handle such a sight

[@Ansytea]

"Now the doll has got away and she's running for a bus, but she trips over a shoelace and falls into a sea" Clearly that's an intriguing masterpiece of a story I want to see unfold

[@GHOUPSLIP]

Lol love your profile picture btw

[@Ansytea]

@@GHOUPSLIP :D Thank you ♥

[@GHOUPSLIP]

@@Ansytea np ❤️❤️

[@y100900185]

@@Ansytea SHIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@checkdownstairs7110]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3aln6GKjqp1bpI This is the closet thing I've seen to what you want.

[@ParadoxPython]

Why is it that I like songs that just describe their music video more than I like the actual song itself?

[@user-tr2dh4xx6u]

maybe you like music videos that describe the song instead

[@sorenkitchen5926]

@@user-tr2dh4xx6u jezz that username

[@actuallymichealafton8372]

Same

[@actuallymichealafton8372]

@@user-tr2dh4xx6u what is ur username-

[@nomorefortnite3655]

⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ ⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ ur user?

[@mayoayo7107]

Anything: exists TouHou: I diagnose you with *woman*

[@junkbot2918]

Lol

[@VentingGragory]

The term you’re looking for is “tsukumogami”

[@vilmavaitonyte2451]

@@VentingGragory haha no

[@yuseol07]

HAHA

[@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm8466]

@@yuseol07 it is spoopy tho

[@Brixbuilde]

0:11 THATS LITTERING

[@dougkistowski]

Dude apples aren't nevermind the point is go to school

[@3c0746]

It's biodegradable

[@naishanyiwis]

Yeah, but that's just for the transition

[@jujurenae]

honestly it just decomposes, it’s fruit and it gives nutrients to the soil

[@myringsarepretty]

“There’s a funny glowing ball” “and I Wonder what it is” “Doesn’t want to shake my hand” “….well I’m so offended now” I feel ya buddy ;(

[@3xTrouble]

Twitter

[@yeet1647]

Oh

[@pokemonpokemon4391]

every bodys offended as always including me

[@pokemonpokemon4391]

including you

[@pokemonpokemon4391]

@@3xTrouble including you at 7 am

[@sonataavalon6017]

“We’ll skip the next girl she’s too boring.” Damn, they did her badly.

[@epiccow288]

It’s yukari tho, who was shown seconds before with an umbrella and fan

[@bruhmoment3478]

I read this when he said it lol

[@HideFromIt]

tjsisdf sajoe03 aks02MS Acegtbg3o9smad sdfjrkasf w

[@loganballadares]

They didn’t have to do her like that😭😭😭😭😭

[@OfficialValles]

2:12 if your wondering where he says it.

[@arhia6106]

The light ball: *doesn't want to shake the girls hand* The girl: And i took that personally.

[@loserchips1112]

Underrated comment

[@iamanormalcat8615]

This is beautiful

[@BeeNot_afraid]

I’m offended that I never got invited to the party on the sun

[@twice2806]

@@BeeNot_afraid nobody came back, must have been that good they stayed forever

[@ItsActuallySaturn]

@@twice2806 👁👄👁

[@bealea1127]

Bad Apple in a nutshell: *"TRANSITIONS, PEOPLE! TRANSITIONS!"*

[@aprilnya]

My friend: "I had a dream that my crush kissed me" My dreams: Now the doll has got away, and she's running for a bus, but she trips over a shoelace and falls into the sea

[@anonymouspigeon1]

me

[@utopes]

I too am a doll that has got away and ran for a bus but tripped over my shoelace and fell into the sea. Those lyrics really spoke to me ngl, pretty wacky how that worked out.

[@emeraldmoon9551]

lmao me

[@xieare]

Nice ✌

[@Jinsqx]

Okay, No lie. I read this when the part of the song you mentioned slightly came up

[@digbick5535]

"And this girl is so depressed that she sets fire on her wrist" Literal lyrics but somehow it almost accurate to the story

[@XiaoKeOwO]

Anyway here your first comment on your comment

[@WorstAbaYT]

As a non-Tohou fan I have one single question What the fuck happened in the story

[@aeaeeaoiauea]

@@WorstAbaYT I'm a non-touhou fan as well, I searched for an explanation and found this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bIK8ZZihlshklbM

[@2π-θ]

That character is Mokou who is an immortal. She literally just can’t die. Even when she wants to.

[@digbick5535]

@@WorstAbaYT That Girl name is Fujiwara no Mokou, she became immortal after she drank the Hourai Elixir. Also She has an archenemy named Kaguya whose an exiled Moon Princess because she disobeyed King of The Moon by stealing Elixir. These two hate relationship began when Kaguya first arrived on Earth, she became the most beautiful woman at that time and made every men want to take her hands as their wife. Kaguya accepted anyone proposal as long as they can fullfill her request. But these requests are almost impossible to do, thus it's called "5 Impossible Requests" by gathering 5 items that are said in Legends (I don't remember what the items are, but one for sure is Rainbow Branch). Mokou's Father also participated in this perilous requests to make Kaguya his wife, but he failed and he ended his life due to the depression. At this time Mokou sworn that she will kill Kaguya no matter what. On her journey to Kaguya, Mokou met a traveling band of soldiers. They're escorting something that is called Hourai Elixir, by that chance she asked if she can tag along and they granted her plead. Mokou listened to the conversation the soldiers had with each other, they said that this Elixir will be thrown into mountain Fujiwara and destroying it because the Lord thought something like this is wicked and against Gods will. Mokou thought to herself that it would be a waste to throw Elixir that grants immortality. The person that will go up to the peak is the captain, he and Mokou quite known each other, so he let Mokou tagging along going to the peak. Along the way Mokou slipped and almost fell down, the captain helped her then continued to climb up. They arrived to the peak and Mokou had thought that she wanted immortality so she could kill Kaguya. The captain put down the Elixir and prepare himself to throw it. When he looked over to the crater Mokou suddenly pushed him and she ran away with the Elixir. Long story short, she couldn't find Kaguya anywhere because she's hidden in Gensokyo (place where Touhou happened), then somehow Mokou able to get in Gensokyo. Since Kaguya and Mokou meet almost everyday, they're killing each other on daily basis. Mokou is depressed about her past and being unable to kill Kaguya

[@Unstable_Macaroni]

“The grim reaper’s back again” “But this time she’s got a hat” “And if you don’t think it suits her she’ll chop off both your legs” The best combination of words.

[@abox6814]

Lolz

[@-c0ffea-addict-yuuriehikar346]

The grim teketeke

[@desmond9740]

The grim reapers are actually different people, but I guess I can understand that nobody can tell because it’s just shadows.

[@andreabowles4417]

✋😃

[@FunsongReal]

666 moment

[@damianwaynetv5604]

"come and 'ave a go, but look out she's got a dagger" is so good idk why

[@rainy-f7q]

“She’s running for the bus, but she trips over a shoelace and falls into sea’ *Top 10 saddest anime deaths*

[@roslynchishi6167]

ChOLeEeEeE

[@hammerbro2833]

But there are no busses in gensokyo

[@Kromiball]

river child

[@nadiafrancois9607]

Chloeeeee rich lol chloe rich is your actuall name in english

[@purrplec4t]

Ridiculous utterly ridiculous

[@adamfleischmann4816]

"Write a letter of complaint, but the girl runs out of ink, so she throws the pen like a dart" Violence can sort everything out.

[@NotM3li]

You just continue the lyrics.. you made it even better lol 😂

[@Delusion5]

Karens in a nutshell

[@vikasshukla7086]

"The *girl* runs out of ink" My life is a lie We have ink instead of blood

[@petriciagardenville4983]

I just put the 665 like someone like

[@Galaxy-dw8lg]

*Proceeds to like the 699 likes to ruin it and turn it into 700*

[@munkerdoo8831]

Me when my english teacher tells me to find the meaning of a song:

[@ultimatesheep]

lol

[@horseoperamarker]

lmaoo

[@muichirotokito6866]

Same

[@nightmare3642]

"Well this girl is so depressed that she sets her wrists on fire and it's going to set fire to the ribbon in her hair. But at least we're nice and warm and I think this girl agrees but I don't know why they're dressed as a pot plant and a bull."

[@bukkitevent]

@@nightmare3642 bro made the depression theme song /j

[@arsonzartz]

that "oh my gosh, shes dropped it!" was personal

[@bigsmoke6637]

Samee it's very annoying when a funny glowing ball doesn't want to shake your hand😭

[@HeiHydra]

because the sun is a deadly lazer

[@princepeyton2488]

Not anymore there's a blanket

[@somehow_maiko1467]

@@princepeyton2488 and... *Bill wurtz is awesome as heck*

[@Rainb0wMapp1ng]

@@somehow_maiko1467 *we can make a religion out of this*

[@somehow_maiko1467]

@@Rainb0wMapp1ng YAAS wurtzians WOO9OOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@auskipoo8124]

“look at all the leaves” “sweep them up now… wait a minute” “maybe if i smoke this one it’ll make me dizzy”

[@smallmanz]

READ THIS AS SOON AS IT GOT TO THAT PART-

[@justyourfriendlyneighbor4478]

@@smallmanz SAME

[@ryuu1145]

HAHAHA LMAO-

[@rebert_reid]

proceds to smoke it

[@sethstuffanimates8419]

@@rebert_reid And then they see c o l o r s

[@snwy1905]

"Maybe, but she got a cup of tea Oh my gosh she dropped" *A British guy*

[@Salted_Rice223]

*me

[@snwy1905]

@@Salted_Rice223 good-

[@nagitokomaeda3184]

Mood

[@snwy1905]

@@Rqzou wow true

[@Nina-ho3qi]

@@Rqzou Lmfao

[@Simongravitrax]

This sounds like the train of thought of a person with adhd

[@eirinkou]

Bad apple to someone who has never touched TouHou in their entire existence

[@akisa7865]

Finally! A video specifically for me!

[@hellofellowducks]

Mood

[@JakauYT]

oi we still have somewhat of an idea lmAo

[@SymbiontUVPlays]

me

[@ultimateidiot2344]

me

[@fennex2706]

The British accent on "But she's got a cup of tea, oh my gosh, she dropped it" Makes it feel like so much more of a crime

[@missflower4872]

To dam true

[@Clownin_Lauren]

300th like

[@Andreal_101]

400th like

[@standonline]

422th like?

[@ewanb1086]

485th like

[@ThatMattaTatta]

This is an excellent literal version because: -retains the original flow without resorting to filler words or stretched out syllables -genuinely poetic at times through clever rhymes and phrases -englishman being extremely english

[@SuperZez]

Honestly my only real complaint is it doesn't rhyme. This is awesome. I was so terrified this was gonna be cringe, with wrong syllable emphasis all over the place, but it was _great._

[@danielsjohnson]

Into the touhou playlist it goes! I disagreed with his interpretation of one or two things on screen (I haven't played Touhou games either), but I guess that comes with the territory when dealing with shadow art so it's fine.

[@burnstjamp]

@@danielsjohnson "Into the Touhou playlist it goes" "I haven't played Touhou" yeah

[@danielsjohnson]

@@burnstjamp well I played Touhou 6 a little bit years ago because that's where Flandre Scarlet's theme came from but that's it.

[@drumrollplease631]

at 3:00 the “something” -had extra syllables- seemed out of pace but that’s only what I spotted edited the crossed out text

[@Ihaveproblematicissues]

“It doesn’t want to shake my hand, Wow i’m so offended” LMAO

[@bxcrk]

Chart of things becoming other things Apple core -> woman -> flappy wings - > tea - > flamenco dancer - > christmas!! -> sword tadpole - > tree - > petal - > boat - > grim reaper in dress - > Earrings very big - > sword lady - > fire ribbons - > pot plant n bull - > that sun thing - > weird music trio - > bunny girl - > bunch of people after the other - > leaves - > dizzy lady - > disco dad - > wizard - > unconvincing eye-> umbrella - > the three girls - > dart - > viking - > drop - > adhd girl - > doll - > girl running for bus -> windy - > umbrella - > Reaper - > pond - > bat girl - > swirly dot

[@bxcrk]

@Acimiira fixed it :D

[@slosh7072]

Modded Terraria crafting recipes be like

[@treygaming334]

@@slosh7072 *i see you are a man of culture as well*

[@kboombite]

Madlad

[@s__yuuse]

the last one is a swirly dot. it's yin and yang actually when it formed very swirly

[@eggsoup28]

No idea why this is getting recommended now, not complaining though.

[@HyakkiZetta]

Yes

[@pc_txears]

Ngl.. Same.

[@joannanaomilim7497]

Yup

[@blackanxiouscat6390]

Same •_•

[@henrikroberg]

WHY, YOU ASK WHY, THIS IS A MASTER PIECE

[@RavGX]

"and she wishes that she'd gone to the party on the sun" Wait, thats's illegal

[@kp2k]

no replys, ok

[@RavGX]

@Robloxxyyy1 D: Kaguya, the moon. Party on the sun

[@MxSairaZ]

Sssniperwolf comes in* Buy my thats illegal merch -earrape- NOW

[@JAM_YT_FURRY]

Yo

[@yikes7751]

@Robloxxyyy1 D: Social distancing ✋

[@Star_droptheFURRY]

congratulations, this video is living rent free in my head. please get it out

[@FaintLake]

"Wave a massive sword at a tadpole in the sky but it swims out of the way, W E L L I N T H A T C A S E N E V E R M I N D"

[@curseofbinding]

And a woman with a fan

[@emigo2]

And she flaps it up and down at a petal in the air

[@moldyorange3264]

And the woman in the boat has a bloody massive scythe, the grim reaper in a dress

[@moldyorange3264]

Aren’t those earrings really big?

[@Sodamoth]

Look at me I've got a sword

[@Gasmanic]

EDIT: okay okay you CAN change the last line to "yin-yang sign" or whatever, but it doesn't really make the song any funnier

[@truespiderlover]

My favorite part was the tea 💀

[@giosworkshop475]

Do you like chicken nuggets

[@makirollioo]

This almost made me laugh, be proud man.

[@shootingsmilla1239]

Hello

[@1994CivicGLi]

1994 Honda Civic GLi

[@pizzaboy6942]

English teacher: What did the author mean by "he sat down"? Me: He sat down? The teacher:

[@TheRealFraston]

"The curtains were *fucking BLUE* "

[@dao_of_potato4957]

@@TheRealFraston Teacher: no, no it represents the internal sadness and loneliness that the autho- Author: no, they were just blue curtains.

[@won879]

u watch jackeryz?

[@dao_of_potato4957]

@@won879 oh, sh!t, it's Dio Brando!

[@arisciv]

Teacher : What does Bad Apple means? Guy : a apple that's bad? Teacher :

[@Boritoman76]

I love how he's actually singing really good and it actually rhymes LMAO.

[@cujoe9800]

"Maybe if i smoke this one it will make me dizzy" *Top 10 Quotes Before Disaster*

[@rattisrattus2134]

Lol

[@backseatsurfer5005]

Lol

[@desertedhjjjnngggg]

lmao

[@Burn_Angel]

What could pawssibly go wrong?

[@RT-PD]

Well you’d be charged with possession of weed and under the influence if I’m correct.

[@lisaa4446]

Therapist: All dreams have meaning Dreams: And there's suddenly a tree-

[@mariahowlett625]

And a woman with a fan

[@farcan9400]

when i read this the song said that

[@GrayZStarsFilms]

@@farcan9400 Amazing

[@klen8374]

My dream is so random lmao

[@MMMatsuro]

@@mariahowlett625 and she flaps it up and down at a petal in the air

[@toeseater2855]

"...but the girl got ADHD and forgot to take her pills" *normal pills intensifies*

[@bdbdbdbdaa]

thats what the mask is

[@Areverberationensemblefan985]

I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine" And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine" But the fact is I can never get off of my mattress And all that they can ask is "Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?) That's what the mask is That's what the point of the mask is So you can see I'm tryin' You won't see me cryin' I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (yeah, I'm good) And it just keeps on pilin' It's so terrifying But I keep on smilin', I'm good (yeah, I'm good) I've been carin' too much for so long Been comparin' myself for so long Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real Always bein' judged by a bunch of strange faces Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages But I've been places So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish Yeah, I'm okay, B**** But the fact is I need help, I'm failin' all my classes They think that I need glasses I just really wish that I could pass this (wish that I could pass this) That's what the mask is That's what the point of the mask is So you can see I'm tryin' You won't see me cryin' I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (yeah, I'm good) And it just keeps on pilin' It's so terrifying But I keep on smilin', I'm good (yeah, I'm good) I've been carin' too much for so long Been comparin' myself for so long Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real So long, it's real So long, it's real

[@Coreyyyyyyyyy]

That’s what the point of the bad apple is

[@smileyface1590]

*that’s what the point of the mask is 😩*

[@LillianAtsui-Kanari]

...Green Apple

[@coolbacon120]

Worst part of the video: 3:24

[@cadanishere]

Bruh💀

[@anetalipnicka3323]

bro fr

[@えむ鳳シンプ]

​@@cadanishereBecause it ends

[@tanyagade4693]

“Drop an apple core and it turns into a woman.” What lesson did we learn today kids? Litter. You’ll get lots of women. Edit: Damn. I'm not gonna say something like thank you for all the likes because I know people find it annoying. What I will say is that it's sorta hard to believe that 3000 people found me funny.

[@notfundy345]

You wont get any women because you littered

[@plushzilla5053]

@@notfundy345 rwoosh

[@notfundy345]

@@plushzilla5053 r/itswooooshwith4os

[@notfundy345]

If you litter you will get lots of bert

[@plushzilla5053]

@@notfundy345 r/woosh +100

[@kireyoura4473]

"Going to skip past the next girl, Cause shes too boring." -Me choosing a character

[@thesupersisters6415]

Hello fello dr fan

[@Kitz_Real]

Lol

[@RealDoox]

Picking your smash main be like

[@krispytoilet]

Fr

[@antarabhswati1246]

Ayo nice Chiaki pfp

[@babybutterflyzz]

“And she wishes she had gone to the party on the sun” Missing a day of school be like:

[@alienfrograbbitchannelmove4229]

school when your there: 📝📝📝📝📝📝📝 school when your sick: 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃

[@babybutterflyzz]

@@alienfrograbbitchannelmove4229 for 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙

[@alienfrograbbitchannelmove4229]

@@babybutterflyzz 😔✋

[@andreabowles4417]

That one time I missed the Christmas party at school bc I was sick: The kids at school: >:3

[@TheHeroWhoAsked]

One time i got icecream from school and my cousin wasnt there

[@LuxuryOscar]

"But some bugger drank the rest, and theres hardly any left" I CANT HELP 😂😂😂

[@dstarsdstar7957]

“But she’s got ADHD and forgot to take her pills” Best line

[@driving.me.crazy_]

everybody is gonna say WhO cARes but im still gonna say it Copied comment

[@cassidybrow3412]

This person just so happens to have the same opinion of another person. It’s not copied and it doesn’t matter.

[@driving.me.crazy_]

@@cassidybrow3412 i literally said nobody cares if the comment is copied, and are you his friend or sum to know that?

[@Mnd4ne]

@@driving.me.crazy_ ok mrs.know everything

[@Neymoiiii]

Like 100 ez

[@roknor9815]

I’m not mad KZbin. I’m just disappointed that this was recommended 5 months late.

[@RealCryptoTest]

Happy new year btw!

[@tidalgrunt]

I'm not dissapointed. I wouldn't have been ready for this 5 months ago.

[@blacknole5034]

Sameeee

[@ZoneEEEEEEEEEEEE]

Same

[@Eckimlon]

Yeah happy new year. I'm just happy that it got recommended even if it was 5 months later. It's a blessing

[@MrChad-tt5oi]

-And then it turned itself a woman, funniest shit I've ever seen

[@itzcolebee2115]

SANS

[@MrChad-tt5oi]

"And then the cracking of bones- oh it was actually woman again"

[@newspaper_stand]

song that transes your gender

[@The_one_piece_is_real_guys]

This song made my day

[@btball880]

"Is it my turn now?" "Oh I better start spin round quickly" *"Gonna skip past the next girl cause she's too boring"*

[@starlightplaysminecraft9743]

Lol

[@desmond9740]

Yes, Tenshi is very boring.

[@djneonreaper4990]

Idk touhou so i wanna know if that character is actually boring

[@desmond9740]

@@djneonreaper4990 Tenshi (girl who spun in the scene) is the main antagonist in one of the Touhou games, she pissed of Reimu (the girl at the start) because an earthquake caused by Tenshi destroyed her shrine. Yukari (umbrella girl) on the other hand, is one of the people responsible for “creating” the place the Touhou characters all live in *[GENSOKYO]*. She is very powerful, and is one of the only people that can go to the outside world from Gensokyo.

[@softdrink-0]

@@desmond9740 hmmmmm sounds complicated

[@ezrasdemise]

"Maybe, but she’s got a cup of tea ...oh my gosh, she’s dropped it" sounds like a thing a british person would say

[@Night_Rider83]

He is a British guy lmao

[@ezrasdemise]

@@Night_Rider83 then it makes even more sense

[@akaruシ]

*Yes yes*

[@FoaxZed]

as a british person i can confirm

[@won879]

lol

[@sx__]

“Now the doll has got away” “and she’s running for a bus” “but she trips over her shoelace” “and falls into the sea” damn, that’s one way to miss a bus

[@silverspirit920]

It got me crying cuz of the sudden absence of my legs

[@sx__]

@Lusira yes

[@molassesman4066]

Damn this got the molasses in my legs laughing

[@ecmyrn]

okula geç kalınca hocama söylediğim yalanlar;

[@sx__]

@@ecmyrn lol-

[@planeguy737-1]

1:54 *”maybe if i smoke this one it’ll make me dizzy”* im literally dying lol

[@daichungus]

Maybe that's why Hina spins

[@yaboiEchogaming]

@@daichungus she’ll get dizzier now

[@TheNamesCagney]

These are the actual lyrics, you can’t tell me otherwise

[@lantern7413]

Otherwise

[@TheNamesCagney]

@@lantern7413 *You god damn mad man*

[@cheaple_studios7745]

Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise

[@Micuharsonthefirst]

ikr

[@solgaleooflight8703]

@@lantern7413 we've got ourselves a badass over here

[@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149]

Moral of the story: everything is actually a girl.

[@yogurtgaminglol]

Anime in a nutshell

[@thememeguy2135]

@@yogurtgaminglol watching anime is like guessing whether a character is a boy or girl

[@OHI3DS]

@@thememeguy2135 more like trying to guess how old the characters are

[@arandommeteorwithinternetc1282]

@@OHI3DS I swear officer, she's actually a 500 year old vampire alien god wizard eldritch demon werewolf witch zombie cat girl deity from another world and not underage

[@mjproject7072]

plot twist: There is no girl

[@justa_randomfailure6250]

this whole song is basically “and it turns into a girl”

[@snaukball8764]

someone commented "this whole song is basically "and it turns into a girl"" and his comment turns into a girl

[@lodufka4285]

@@snaukball8764 damn, yours aswell

[@snaukball8764]

@@lodufka4285 yours too

[@CharlotteXazk]

@@snaukball8764 yours too this is getting out of hand

[@beingfr_rn]

Lol

[@one_edgy_son_of_a_bi-]

This was my first bad apple parody, and I watch it almost monthly

[@basil_xox85]

planting a sapling in minecraft: *and theres suddenly a tree*

[@LinusTheSecond]

overrated comment

[@Harsh-wh3ox]

rated comment

[@WhoWasGold]

Under comment

[@wat8944]

xD

[@danielvalle9640]

Over comment

[@LuvKayArt]

"But she's got ADHD and forgot to take her pills" That was the best line I ever heard

[@ponikoTV]

As someone whit ADHD I agree

[@heelturn2]

@@ponikoTV that pfp👁️👁️

[@gray1013]

Agreed!

[@ponikoTV]

@@heelturn2 are talking about my swatch pfp?

[@hulyamaden4018]

What is ADHD?

[@TheOriginalItsCake]

10 questions scientist can't answer: "Is is it Batman?"

[@koolaidguy315]

@@Sunoomarryme it is Remilia but its dubbed by a someone who doesnt know touhou

[@cloued-wolf3302]

No it’s batgirl

[@koolaidguy315]

@@cloued-wolf3302 agree

[@lizard7553]

Maybe, but she's got a cup of tea.

[@TheOriginalItsCake]

@@lizard7553 Oh my gosh she's dropped it!

[@crosssans9984]

i found this randomly in my recommended after like a year of no bad apple

[@ShwappaJ]

1. Takes the whole scene literally 2. Makes up several hilarious lines 3. Has a British accent The recipe for a perfect video. Edit 1: look ma I'm famous Edit 2: Jeez, I have more likes on this one comment than all the likes on my own channel combined... maybe I should start talking in a British accent?

[@LYR1X1TY]

Takes the whole scene literally Makes up several hilarious lines Has a British accent Refuses to elaborate

[@cocopuffs360]

I just refreshed this comment and it now has 70 instead of 69 :(

[@gaygrey2875]

400th like 😼

[@mrekozack7817]

Bri'ish

[@Unidentified952]

@@LYR1X1TY the refuses to elaborate part does it for me, and the Bri’ish accent. (I have a fondness for British accents XD)

[@Ethyrus]

So, basically, everything just turns into a woman.

[@dazaiosamurela]

Yes.

[@ssadiestic]

even this comment is a woman. there is no escape

[@trananbinhjerry6438]

So you either die straight, or live long enough to become a woman

[@marysartr]

The matriarchy will take over

[@ssadiestic]

@@trananbinhjerry6438 *cries in actually a trans woman*

[@lelaine_arts]

“And the droplet is a girl with a creepy little doll. But she’s got ADHD and forgot to take her pills” I FEEL CALLED OUT

[@acanofdr.pepper8597]

Same

[@Onaliiim]

Same

[@amethysttvgl1601]

Dude considering i forgot to take my meds today being called out like that was unappreciated XD

[@themyconidwitch]

Then go take your pills then

[@ezra_destroyer_of_flies]

I don't take pills, i used to but it started to get really annoying after a while.

[@MyMedicalRelationship]

This parody is stuck into my head every single time i think of bad apple now. Thanks dude. It's been 3 years.

[@Maethesilly]

finally someone who feels my pain

[@longlivethe9989]

The best Bad Apple cover in history. And the singer sounds like they know literally nothing about Touhou which makes it even funnier...

[@aihoshinoirl]

Ikr

[@aihoshinoirl]

That pretty sums it up

[@justacanofbeans8217]

wait whats Touhou and no this isnt a joke

[@Silver_Sonic_23]

Yeah but what’s the lore?

[@jennychoajc]

Lmao

[@belacoak5796]

the girl has creepy little doll but the girl has ADHD and forgot to take their pills now the doll has gone away and shes runing for a bus but she trips over a shoelase and falls into the sea. That was the most funny thing in this video.

[@yellowtulips6522]

ikr I have adhd so its kinda relatable in a way

[@NopurposeRai]

@@yellowtulips6522 I habe ADHD and I forget to take my pills lol

[@adexoshuahdnarchive1888]

i like your pfp

[@sincerelyrio_vball]

“And if you don’t think it suits her she’ll chop off both your legs” is just beautiful

[@ConsistentlyInconsistent_J]

You better say it suits her or else your legs will get chopped off lol (I also agree)

[@nebula_unauthorized3093]

the nod in resolution is the cherry on top

[@four3353]

She chopped of my legs

[@mayankjain04]

Oh god that was too good

[@MallorcaDuck]

absolutely!!!

[@Idk_Shinobu]

Wow KZbin, why didn’t you show me this masterpiece earlier????😭😭😭😭

[@alexanderk23]

Finally, the correct translation! Can't stop laughing :D

[@GHOUPSLIP]

Likes but no comments so I’m the first reply

[@official-deepseacreature863]

Likes but no comments so I'm the second reply

[@Josuh]

@@official-deepseacreature863 **In Ben Shapiro voice** Let's say, hypothetically, there really were no comments, how are you the second reply then?

[@GHOUPSLIP]

@@Josuh let’s say hypothetically you are the third comment😃👍

[@arturfatyga5977]

@@GHOUPSLIP So is mine the fourth or the fifth

[@DrBlueHigh]

This song in a nutshell: *This [Noun] is actually an [Noun]*

[@williscraft7425]

No, *This [Noun] is actually a girl*

[@Burn_Angel]

@@williscraft7425 But is actually a boat.

[@kyanslegobox5299]

@@Burn_Angel WITCH IS ACTULLY A BLOODY BIG SCYTH

[@Burn_Angel]

@@kyanslegobox5299 But it's a girl with PTSD.

[@kyanslegobox5299]

@@Burn_Angel BUT REALLY ITS A BIG SWIRLY THING WITH DOTS

[@lollogunner]

"And the droplet is a girl" "With a creepy little doll" "But she's got ADHD" "And forgot to take her pills" That's the best part of the entire song.

[@Dan280974]

Genius

[@NicolARark]

I can confirm is true

[@choco057.]

Here's the timestamp : 2:33

[@yakidiota]

"Now the doll has got away" "and she's running for a bus" "but she trips on a shoelace, and falls into the sea" also the best part

[@realCaveJohnson]

normal pills

[@Boritoman76]

Bro man is actually rocking it lmao! Love the lyrics so hilarious.

[@burstslinky7113]

"But she's got ADHD, and she forgot to take her pills" perfectly sums up the entirety of the video in one sentence

[@kaloz429mobile9]

Nornal pills intesivity*

[@haileybrozoneobsessed]

@lov3 arts ye and as a result of that my entire immediate family (including me) has ADHD

[@rosykindbunny1313]

@lov3 arts Same with my mom passing it down to me and my brother.

[@jirairaikei]

@@haileybrozoneobsessed damn i wonder what it wouldve been like if it was a late family and not immediate

[@rosykindbunny1313]

@@marithecookie6791 Well I would make sure I would get professionally diagnosed.

[@quaianthegrimreaper7556]

"All she wanted to do was show off her christmas lanterns" absolute masterpiece

[@tantang8444]

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[@justsomegoosewithinterneta4199]

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[@justsomegoosewithinterneta4199]

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[@IdkPotatoes]

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[@IdkPotatoes]

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[@AnthonyR007]

“And the droplet is a girl, with a little creepy doll, but she’s got adhd and forgot to take her pills” Dying

[@cheaple_studios7745]

And there's suddenly a tree

[@aloserlmao5292]

mood

[@pastelgalaxy4079]

my best friend has adhd, she yells at everyone i know and starts whimpering and playing the victim otherwise, don't know if shes got any pills but eh

[@AnthonyR007]

@@pastelgalaxy4079 I have ADHD, pretty sure that behavior is more just being a subpar person, adhd doesn’t do that AFAIK

[@dieguito0512]

@Lu_REE relatable ngl 😳🤙

[@dorvasal4391]

THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD