Bad Breath is So Aggressive - Comedian Blaq Ron - Chocolate Sundaes Standup Comedy

[@bighomieJ5X]

"Scan yo 4head & spray u down with this bleach water" I'm dead Af 😂😂😂

[@TyBeTroLLing]

Got you some almonds and a shirt water

[@peacebalancetruth]

@@TyBeTroLLing 🤣😄

[@quincywright2821]

"We fina' tear dis' grocery store up!"🤣🤣🤣..."you don't want nothin' but a problem!"🤣🤣🤣

[@ivery214]

The 4 and 1/2 ft took me out!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Ms_Jaye]

Regular teef brushing people lmao 🤣

[@un-commoncents2805]

"The degrees done went up, you got to go, get out" lmao

[@nachelleallen-teal5938]

4:39 " I turn around and you ain't on yo damn dot, we finna tear this fucking grocery store up!" 😂😂😂😭😭😭💀💀💀

[@geecheetone8550]

People not on they dot is a direct sign of disrespect 😂😂😂

[@yahb-leevr3010]

IKR! I almost got into a couple of fights about people being on/off that “dot!” 😂🤣

[@urhyhnis]

Same! lol

[@rootfruit2412]

Ppl need to stay on their dot going forward period.

[@ChrisandTyCox]

I'm freaking hollering 😂😂😂 Why you ain't on your dot!!!

[@freemind8227]

Theses the dudes who really supposed too be on top. Just naturally funny

[@FirstPersonHood]

The top is compromised. This is the real top, spontaneous authenticity.

[@peacebalancetruth]

@@FirstPersonHood 🎯🔥💪😤 Ayyye😏🤙

[@geminiaxelrod4592]

"The inside of his whole chest was dead!" 😂😂😂😂💀

[@emilybazer]

that shit had me rollin!!!

[@sherriearrington6830]

Me 2 I’m like DAMN 🤣

[@keonnewilliams9511]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shamirminter1251]

🤣🤣🤣

[@twanation2162]

“Gawd damn!”

[@jahmenj]

The sneeze and the DOT got me ROLLING!! 😂🤣

[@MrLewisjr]

Lol on yo dot!!!

[@Reneesaidit]

I respect the dot

[@loyina310]

It's already bad enough that the dots are so close where I live. About 3 1/2 feet apart. Then you get people that want to stand in-between that 🙆🏾‍♀️

[@Skylark-nu4qt]

😂😂😂

[@grarycat1984]

@@loyina310 z. in

[@deequeen85]

I will loose it over somebody too close to my dot!! No lie, almost went all the way off on a man in the store. He had the nerve to tell me "oh no, it's fine. I'm good." While pushing past me to put his stuff on the belt. Sir, no th you're NOT! Back up!

[@sable0386]

The Almonds and the short water took me out😅🤣🤣

[@peacebalancetruth]

Who wouldn't be mad at that!?🤔🙃🤣You think she sat in the car and ate it!? Such a good set.

[@deebrown4877]

Right?! Me too!!💯💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hassan85kutta66]

😂😂

[@donte1125]

This like the little bag they was giving us on the airplanes when you board 😂😂

[@brianjackson3434]

That shit was pure comedy

[@queena.k.a.mistyyvette1362]

Did this brother just say, "WHY YOU AIN'T ON YOUR DOT?" I never laughed so hard! I love this guy! Just stumbled across him!

[@minkailulamin1304]

Homie in the white shirt having the time of his life lol

[@QueenMoFyah]

I came to the comments to see if I was the only one who noticed that too😆😆😆

[@jknumber5138]

They always sit the sad person in the front😂

[@Don.M.]

You can tell he been at home too long 😂

[@RootinTootinShootinGeechie]

I had to go back and look!😂

[@jwstout007]

I’d lift him up like Patrick Swayze did in Dirty Dancing.

[@ClaireHaire]

*I sneezed at a restaurant and buddy across from me in the next booth , stopped mid convo to put his mask up. That Pandora was something else.*

[@TemptingImpie]

I lost it lmfao

[@kay-collins]

I ain’t gone lie I be doing the same thang when I hear somebody cough or sneeze 😆

[@Forsaken860]

@@kay-collins *insert Ike Turner meme*👀👀👀😭😭😭😭😩😩😩

[@wealthcreation5962]

😅

[@rochellelove3785]

I'm hollering!!!

[@hassan85kutta66]

“One of the lil’ short waters” 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@kimchikimchi1251]

“First of all why you ain’t on yo dot??”

[@kiwifruit4448]

Sneezing part🤣 "ik you lying to me, in front of my baby Bih"🤣🤣🤣

[@NikkiKNuvo]

everybody was so serious 😂😭

[@godsnotdonewithyouyet6955]

Not the scanner almonds and short water 😫😫🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Deezy_Ankh]

That's a hood ism. It's damn near one word. 'bisheyeknoyufukinlyin' It rolls right off the tongue smooth when someone do some outta line shit lol

[@ricaivory6571]

That "in front of my baby" means he dead serious 😂😂😂

[@RootinTootinShootinGeechie]

I'm crying laughing!

[@windowbreezes]

he covered all the covid jokes in one set. haha

[@StrongBlaze101]

The best most original Corona jokes on the market you on my radar can't wait to here more of your work

[@jerico80]

You ain't never lied

[@insertnamehere9154]

"If u don't schooch ur ass 4 in a half more feet back"😂😂 wonder if I can I get all that on a mask

[@diohpeah371]

😂😂😂

[@BeComingNyrell]

20 yrs from now and they don’t know the extent of what we went through… “Ma, what’s a dot?” 😂

[@-Bloomingtales]

I’m laughing so hard 🤣 I took my dot very seriously “ummmmm I need 6 feet 👀”

[@Forsaken860]

Excuse me👀👀👀

[@tintamanengu]

Please God let this be the man you pick to write the corona history for our great grand kids. Sure they wouldn't miss a history class

[@Jenna44420]

Omg!!! “If you ain’t on your dot…!!!”💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣 too funny!!!

[@Still_A]

Blaqron in HD with no sound issues is crazy.

[@nattyshreddz7933]

🤦🏾‍♂️🤣😂🤣

[@samanthaeichhorn4319]

Damn I miss ZWTH

[@mousabat]

Fax

[@Rockie54]

😭💀👀😂😩

[@BlaqRon85]

The Love is REALLY REAL

[@PuddinPudge]

This set, along with his hair is an entire mood.

[@user-ev4nu2uk8j]

Lookin like he worried about his edges before he hit the stage

[@peacebalancetruth]

😄

[@peacebalancetruth]

@@user-ev4nu2uk8j 💛😁

[@the_shadow_healer]

He look like male version of young Whoopi Goldberg

[@southsidenate6694]

He got that shirt out of Prince’s closet.

[@cestmoi5702]

“You don’t want a goddamn thing but a problem.” 🤣😅🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@Snowboarding2020]

The dot is real😂 that's the one thing we need to keep from covid

[@kamarijohnson9058]

I can’t be the only one hearing Patrick laughing😭😭

[@Los47]

Heard that man too 😂😂

[@edscottable]

Cloud

[@PomegranatesWeather]

Bag of almonds and a bottle of "short" water 💧💧💧..... I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KLmoxie]

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@straightupkuaaina2922]

I am scream laughing 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣 I haven't laughed this hard in so long!!!!

[@KASLtja]

"..... I got almonds and one of them short waters in this bag". -BRUH!!!!

[@86MarcusP]

"Woman, your degrees done went up" hahahaha, 5150nation stand up ☝🏾🤧🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤛🏿

[@carllee9479]

“They done ate two of yo waffle fries!” Yooo, I’m crying!

[@flsunshineworld4205]

Anyone else got 2 Abs from laughing at him😂😂😂 He was too Real😆

[@Omarr1991]

First of all why you ain’t on yo dot!? 🤣😂😂😂💀 Blaq.Ron a beast!

[@gleekoo5103]

Patrick cloud in the crowd fasho 1:07 gawd damn - that’s pat 🤣

[@lyndajay4407]

"They drop your food off at the door like it's a bomb and back away from that sh&@#!"

[@DevonnyDX]

The thermometer noise took me out! 🤣

[@lilrayallen13]

Man this video legit has me crying, this was a great set for COVID jokes.

[@Los47]

Blaqron really cleaned up for this. Haven't seen this man in a while and still funny AF 😂

[@tkerce21]

“ inside his whole chest was dead”😂😆😆😆😆

[@wakawakaabby4779]

Ama scan your forhead got me cackling 😂

[@devantedenson1301]

That was funny, and it was new jokes not no shit from 05' being recycled

[@jknumber5138]

It's old to us - Asian people😂

[@m.stewart5338]

He didn’t never lie about the cart and distance at the grocery store.

[@robins.9700]

"They done ate 2 of ur waffle fries, u don't even know who to complain to." 🤣🤣 i've had this very conversation in my own life when dealing with doordash, etc. "I wonder if they ever reach in and jack a fry or 2..."

[@camrencross645]

Didn't know RG3 got into stand up comedy. God Bless him....

[@dejuanamarietv]

“I know you lying to me!” 😂😭

[@meandmy2cents309]

Stay on yo’ dot 😂😊😂! This direction needs to remain in place forever’

[@JustUdoro]

BLAQ RON!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That DOT was and still is a serious thing!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NathanielBowden]

Ah choo I know you lying to me…in front of my baby 😂 bruh 💯💯💯

[@MyLuvJones]

Man I love me some Blaq Ron. I hate that I missed his full set.

[@Lotzo]

4 1/2 mo feet back lmfao 🤣

[@BellaJournee]

I need a real 6ft, basket 🛒 don’t count!! I’m dead 😂😂

[@exodus146]

I found this guy yesterday and I love his stand up! great work man

[@chineseallison6306]

This was really funny..... first time hearing him I am a fan now..... coming from super saved....

[@Kendratree]

Blaq Ron is crazy! He needs more shows!!

[@JonnelleLola]

The bag of almonds and short water SENT MEEEEE 😂😂😂😂😂😂. I was hella serious about that dot too, like back yo ass ALL the way up. The dot offenders always coughed too smh

[@Wimana868]

"I know you F'n lyin to me" 🤣🤣🤣🤣Man a sneeze really turn into a disrespect fr fr

[@urbancountrydude]

This good shit💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿, I live in the country but 20 mins from Atlanta, there were some habitual dot steppers 😂😂

[@bradhabits28]

He grabbed my shoulders and started talking.. Inside his chest, was all dead.! 🗣☠️☠️😳🫢🤢😵‍💫😵⚰☠️☠️🗣

[@tiffanyc8307]

All of these are funny door dash person running off leaving food, being on your dot, and the thermometer joke

[@keithmitchelljr8307]

Damn I was having a rough day until I seen this 😂😂😂 thanks for the laugh cause I needed it

[@kt5570]

How do this man not have WAAAAYYY more subscribers??? He is the funniest dude I've seen in a long time!

[@dimplesp4046]

My stomach is CRAMPING! 🤣

[@rtwo4570]

“Done ate two of your waffle fries.” 😂

[@ezt1085]

🤣🤣🤣 The jokes hitttin. Great Rona set.

[@keonnewilliams9511]

That was funny as hell about that Dot.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@deebrown4877]

Blaq Ron is hilarious! I am cryin'!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@phil-o-phobic8608]

This summed up 2020 perfectly! Watching this in 2023 reminds me of how different the world was that year, like we really went through that. Shit aint completely back to normal (whatever that is these days) but it's definitely closer to it now than then, folks all kissing and hugging and gathering like COVID never happened. I hated that so many people had to deal with sickness, death and isolation, but I won't lie I miss the social distancing and how much calmer and cheaper everything was. Like yea, we outside, but everything's too damn expensive to enjoy it!

[@macjr2001]

He be on point. Naturally funny

[@TheSportsagent17]

Ole Terrence Trent Darby looking Ass! Talking bout, "Sign ur name across my heart. I want U to be my Baby!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BaebaeW]

“God bless you and drive safe.” Well damn it😭🤣😂

[@Skylark-nu4qt]

...it’s only really over when you look back and laugh...😂😂😂

[@ruffiovega6999]

“Bitch why ain’t you on your dot ?!” Bro lol

[@___123n]

We finna tear this damn grocery store up !!

[@seansmith472]

Hell naw chic yo degrees done went up get out now lol 🤣🤣

[@miggidymark]

the craziest thing i used to do was spray the bottoms of my shoes with lysol after work ....😅😅😅

[@lionheart6087]

This guy is hilarious🤣

[@museinmohammed8765]

My man back. Super underrated

[@leoneranger9348]

🤣🤣🤣 I'm deadass surprised I only had verbals with those ignoring the social distance queueing...that joke hit w/realness! 👏🏾

[@sburris2023]

Hilarious and accurate. Too Funny. 😂

[@kingvii6206]

You don’t want nothing but a problem. Lol 😂😂😂

[@LadyJanae1]

OMG This was hilarious; I can't wait to see more from him!

[@g.brooks5866]

"God bless you and drive safe" 😩

[@jaydabliu]

Man..his guy is FUUNNY..😂😂

[@noname-gu6ho]

Get on your fucking DOT. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@brianacherry776]

The fact that I used to doordash 🤣🤣.

[@emilybazer]

this was one of the funniest stand ups I have seen about covid.

[@TeamTripzTv]

Damn he funny 😂😂😂😂

[@peacebalancetruth]

_almonds and a short water🤣_

[@AmberlyKay]

On the dot!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@timothymartin6252]

Blaq ron goin to be one of the greats. Marq my words 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿😂😂😂💯💪🏿

[@nextlevel6663]

From OAK CLIFF, TEXAS errybody, BLAQ RON!! 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[@eliporter3980]

Man that dot shit was real as hell. I always respected the dot, but for some damn reason people always wanted to invade my personal airspace 😂

[@justice1447]

I thought he was a pirate 🦜 auntie in the thumbnail 🤣

[@beverleyreid7572]

OMG!!! I fell on the floor laughing. Why you ain’t on your dot?