Michael Jackson Was Toxic - Comedian Blaq Ron - Chocolate Sundaes Standup Comedy

[@ChocolateSundaes]

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[@AnthonyLGreen-cz9wy]

OMG he killed me when he said “He gone lean all up in her window talking bout, Annie are you OK”. I almost spilled my drink hearing that 😂😂😂

[@SIRKskywalker]

That shit had me weak I felt like I l pictured it exactly how he said it 💀😂

[@valr1260]

On spot commentary😂

[@countmitchell8625]

Funny as hell

[@Kmcali76]

I'm in tears!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@sticktothescript107]

called mike a weirdo lol

[@headquarters25]

“I wanna participate, I wanna participate, face ass!” I don’t know why this killed me. 😂

[@gd-lockc7618]

He killed her ass 🤣

[@joshcrouch9298]

I thought the same thing, brought me back to high school Jiving on each other and it always ended with “Face Azz”

[@desimichelle]

I still hit people with that face ass! 😂

[@Ebonysails]

Head ass in Chicago

[@Rae_Naeee]

😂😂😂

[@ampollard7041]

Let's just take a minute to recognize how iconic Jodeci is for us still calling them "Jodeci boots" 30 years later 💪🏿💪🏿

[@ChocolateSundaes]

😂😂😂

[@melaneseyoungblood3130]

I got a pair

[@Tititranbam]

Facts! 🤣🤣🤣

[@leimoan800]

Oooh yeah!

[@lincolnfarquharson6867]

THAT PART!!!

[@alexandershabazzi8890]

"Michael spun his toxic ass out the dirt" at that moment man... tears lmaoooo

[@omarii_sw]

The whole thing was hilarious but the end killed me 💀💀💀 man said “brrr dot dot dot dot, that’s when he ate the 🐱” 🤣🤣🤣

[@CaveTater]

The Smooth Criminal bit had me rolling. Wasn't familiar with this guy but he's a real talent.

[@odii8ight]

THAT SHXT HAD ME FXCKIN HOLLERING LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@kentmoney9101]

Big fact’s I’m a fan now

[@rellmoney5015]

Z

[@themoonvibez3780]

And I came up on the windahh…💀💀💀💀

[@ariesqueen7493]

You should check out his episode on the #85southshow He's hilarious and smart

[@drillosophy1012]

I like a comedian that takes their time and tells a story instead of hopping from joke to joke. Respect from a 1985 baby and a huge MJ fan.

[@MRT408]

Same here!!

[@yoloboyentertainment3431]

@Weeping Clown Smiley Face bro Mike is the king of adhd comedy lol

[@Tressbytesssisterlocks]

Bddddddat dat dat dat Bddddddaaaat.... Oooh🥴😆

[@ZeitGeist_TV]

86 and this shyt was hilarious so many MJ songs hit different now. 🤣

[@that1guy246]

@Weeping Clown Smiley Face mark Normand the goat

[@earlcoleman1244]

That Michael Jackson joke is pure comedic genius......"Annie are you okay?" Bruh, great set

[@MaxStArlyn]

Look at the original lyrics to his song “ they don’t e about us”. Then you will realise who killed MJ and why.

[@MaxStArlyn]

@Straya 83 Your groomed and indoctrinated by FακεΝεως. All you have is FακεΝεως talking points.

[@mzzodiacc]

@Straya 83 yh..🙄😒 & YOU~K.now that,, bcos YOU personally KNEW the man to K.now what he did Every moment of the day_Right🤔🤔🙄 *foH!😒

[@josephdeal3154]

@Straya 83 interesting How about you clean your own house?? Shake your own family tree 🌳 Guarantee you There will be alcoholics, addicts, meth addicts and serial killers that come falling out your tree like apples 🍎 😀 Get real Get a life

[@justaliljello5198]

@@josephdeal3154 Not only does this not have anything to do with what he said shit don't even make sense. Fym he would find serial killers bro what???

[@44RisingSun44]

This is easily one of the best MJ jokes I've ever heard! The set up on this was top tier & wasn't the same old stale MJ jokes we've all heard!

[@monot00nz]

He's dead right about the toxicity being cute until it doesn't work for you. Just think of how many women you know who laugh about having crazy moments via memes and the like? It's all fun and games until they land themselves a sociopath who shows them what toxic really is.

[@ANXI8TY]

Nah. I don’t like toxicity or violence because it’s just extra as hell to me.

[@SimonKnight1023]

@@ANXI8TY you’re a woman, we don’t believe you.

[@renboneify]

It's a joke that is generally targeted at the experience of young people who don't know who they are what they want yet, you can keep that Andrew Tate "reality of what women want" shit.

[@pjds1989]

Naw, that was known before Andrew Tate was even a thing. The "nice guy" getting cheated on and beat up by the sidepeice has been a common theme/joke in the media for over 40 years.

[@KAriedoll]

This is just another excuse to blame women for your toxicity. Take accountability for once, women are not all knowing gods.

[@summer_glazed2818]

This had me in literal tears. I just know this is how he is on the regular. He’s just getting paid to be himself 😭

[@BaebaeW]

All the time🤣😭😂

[@marvinedmonds5093]

Ayeeeeeeeee you ain’t lying 😂

[@happygilmore2100]

So true.

[@freethinkinmelanin6795]

Those are the funniest ones

[@davidperez5089]

Love how he shut ole girl up!!

[@beatgeekmuzic]

I'll never see Smooth Criminal the same again 😂😂😂😂

[@kandicelewis9435]

I’ll never see Mike the same again😂

[@tazboi81]

I dam near coughed up all my pizza! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@geraldjohnson3216]

I know i dont now

[@geraldjohnson3216]

@@tazboi81 i was in the shower at home and i drop the soap.i was in the shower at home forreal but i didnt drop the soap that was a joke my dude.lol

[@MaxStArlyn]

Look at the original lyrics to his song “ they don’t e about us”. Then you will realise who killed MJ and why.

[@andrewsutherland133]

Michael Jackson on maury: Billie Jean is not my lover! She's just a girl who thinks that I am the one, but the kid is NOT my son!

[@sechabatheletsane9784]

Bruh lmao, that's the 1st song I thought of as well!!🤣🤣 I never understood why people don't see that the song was just the tale of a large portion of the adult black male population🤣 "bitch it ain't mine"😂

[@lincolnfarquharson6867]

@@sechabatheletsane9784 THAT PART!!! I was waiting for him to use that song as an example!

[@ddgs07]

This is the first song that came to mind when I saw the title of this video 😂

[@nik-at-nite]

I was waiting for him to bring that up lol

[@candii10]

👨‍🦳: Michael, you said the kid is not your son but the test results are in and ....

[@anthonywoodruff4355]

Leaning in the window “Annie are you okay 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@decaturdtp]

I literally can't listen to Remember the Time without laughing. I had to come back and watch this AGAIN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sasha43630]

especially at the BRRRRR AP DAP DAP DAP part. I can never listen to that part the same again after watching this lol

[@TM-np5lq]

Billie Jean /is NOT my lover/ cause she's a GIRL/ who claims that I am the one/ but the KID is who I want People always told me/Be careful what you do/ Dont go around touching young boys parts/BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU DO/ you say they lie but its the TRUTH.

[@amandabrown5555]

The lyrics are “the kid is not my son.” It’s a deadbeat daddy song not a pedo confession 🙄

[@yakiralovesall]

​@@TM-np5lq bruh. He said but the kid is not my son

[@Wordsareprayers]

No such thing as a “n!gga”?

[@valentinerogers9068]

Found out about him from Keep Your Distance, and now every time I see a Blaq Ron video I click. I am literally never disappointed. Amazing storyteller, with a very clear point of view, and a great performer.

[@tonysnow2341]

Same and agreed!!

[@sisterlockmo]

Me three never disappointed

[@rosemarysurgick3883]

Agreed

[@phreyzeva6509]

This is my first time seeing a clip of him. First 2 minutes and I'm already rolling 🤣. People told me I was a good story teller and I think damn I could do stand up. Then I'm like but that shit really is hard work. Maybe one day I'll get that call to try my hand in it

[@roarkcurry3264]

Same. Literally. Same.

[@creepincarl]

Never seen this comedian before. This dude is gifted man.

[@leonardtarver149]

5150

[@JoseMorales-lw5nt]

He was the host with the Heineken on WHITE BOYS IN DA HOOD years ago on cable TV. He's forever on KZbin.

[@LuHvEaUx818]

One of my good friends from college. He’s being himself 💪🏾😂

[@LIFEWITHTHEJONESES1]

5150 nation

[@peacebalancetruth]

Now you up on game🔥💪😤.

[@RoyalSoul666]

Best positive Micheal Jackson joke I ever heard

[@gaudylady7]

The audience member saying the Jodeci “wooooyeah” took me out 😂

[@Givetheflowers]

Not tearing your uncle up at the wedding!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ChrisandTyCox]

I'm screaming 😆 🤣 😂 Mich had receipts lol I'm grateful for this almost 10 minute special

[@jakespaceman2135]

lmaooo niggas jumped out the dirt

[@sonquatsch8585]

me 2

[@valr1260]

He made me re-examine Mikes entire catalog 😂

[@aychbhomas6608]

Such a relief to FINALLY discover what MJ's scatting at the end of 'Remember the Time" was about.

[@musiqmannellz4238]

🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@Kjdvk]

Right! Ate the na na like BUDUMDAT DUM DAT DAT

[@BeComingNyrell]

I need him to dissect all of the 90s songs 😂

[@1D.JFanMma]

You should get a cut from this brilliant idea for him 👏🏼

[@leesteal4458]

Yes.

[@pitchking5496]

KZbin doing its job with the algorithms! Saw this brotha on Cancel Court too. Blaq Ron is hilarious!😂

[@thebooth5885]

Eddie was sitting there like “Are you not entertained” 😭😭

[@RedLineHealth510]

Get this brotha a Netflix special!!!

[@cmunnerl]

You can tell he is a seasoned comedian 🎯💯😂

[@lp_not_ip7113]

He KILLED this set. 👍🏿 Imagine any comedian forced to go after him. 🤣

[@moneysigndon]

I cancel that shit try again next week 😂

[@marsh59]

Monique wouldn’t even headline after that performance.

[@neozzickmixes3987]

His story presentation is so intriguing, then the laughter just takes me out I love it 😂

[@MelaninCosplay]

The audience I feel was a bit flat but the jokes were on point. Especially about Michael. The way he set up the songs, especially Remember the Time. You knew instantly what it was.

[@tatumbrowntribe8175]

Seen him host for a DC youngfly show, he told these jokes and the whole crowd was weak af it was so loud lol.

[@kellykade]

I got Remember The Time way before he started singing lol 😂 I loved it 😊

[@leesteal4458]

They are flat because he is harsh.

[@MelaninCosplay]

@@leesteal4458 Oh. Ok. That was harsh to you?

[@ceelothatmane9421]

@@leesteal4458 lol. that had to be some of the cleanest comedy i've seen in recent years. other than that channel called dry bar comedy or sum like that. you should go there. all clean comedy. and actually a LOT of talent

[@MrTijai]

Just because I died laughing in 8 minutes doesn't mean I don't wanna keep laughing in my afterlife... more of this guy! 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿😂😂😭😂😭😂😂

[@maxsweet3000]

😂your comment. Is a great retake of oops upside your head by the Gap Band.

[@heatman233223]

These types of michael jackson jokes are the best. Like chris tucker's impression of michael as a pimp. something that's actually funny.

[@meanvecktor1900]

Please get this guy his own special omg 😂

[@somerandomperson8282]

Wow this dude has crazy charisma and presence, the audience was hanging on to his ever word!

[@-live8659]

Dis Niccah is super underrated. These jokes are so well written and performed. He is a seasoned comedian. Glad he’s still goin hard after all these years! 🤣👏🏽💪🏽🙏🏽

[@DHinez]

This was well executed and funny. The Michael Jackson bit reminds me of when Chris Tucker had the segment about him being a pimp , but this kind of elaborated on that idea lol

[@IamCarrieNotBranshaw]

What the video of Michael in his home video talking about smooth criminal. Just listen to the last 20 seconds of that clip. Mike was slick and only a few people caught on to this years later. That Virgo was something else.

[@DHinez]

@@IamCarrieNotBranshaw imma have to check that out lol

[@sofrshsocln4]

Yessss that iconic first exposure to the world

[@dammymurphy3964]

this was very funny. I like how he didn't make any insulting jokes about Mike but managed to make it hysterical . I have tears in my eyes

[@cameronvaughn8434]

Me too...he was really paying homage to the king of pop..

[@Kjdvk]

BUDUMDAT DUM DAT DAT DAT. Naw real stuff though cause Mr. Jackson IS a nice person didn't want no harm to come to nobody. People sometimes forget that. Comedians ect

[@Adair-FrancoisRobinson]

He called him a creepy ass Iil boy 😂😂😂😂

[@exodus146]

Damn this guy has got a presence up on the stage. This man is going places for sure

[@Kazeumi]

This is one the best MJ skits I have every seen ,in all the years of people making MJ jokes. Incredible and hilarious!

[@TanishaWilcox]

The way he said his whole name, "Michael Joseph Jackson!" lol!

[@MarqueshaMartin]

Mike had receipts.... I'm screammminng Lordt I cant' with him🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@th3tinogames]

Bruh this was epic 😂 Michael Jackson is host to me so I love when ppl can implement jokes with his music. These are the best jokes I’ve seen with his music incorporated. 💯 Good shit.

[@th3tinogames]

*is a goat to me 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

[@Prosper927]

Lol thanks for the correction. I was trying to figure out what host meant in this context 😜

[@th3tinogames]

@@Prosper927 😂😂 I didn’t even realize it changed what I said I was like wtf myself 💀

[@ToniaMontana223]

Blaq Ron has definitely grown on me! He's a comedic GEM!

[@burngfx_]

Yoooooooo, the breakdown of these songs has slayed me, lmao🤣🤣🤣

[@Brave_New_Tube]

This guys gonna go real far. His style is a naturally funny storyteller, the one that makes you both laugh *and* smile at what he says

[@s.m.7109]

Blaq Ron is one of the absolute Bests! My FAVORITE. So glad he's getting the recognition he very well deserves. Amazing job, as usual! Chocolate Sundays, please post more sets of him.

[@russellstevens9927]

When he was singing those MJ lyrics, I was like, "What? He clearly never said anything like that in that song?" Then, when he admitted those weren't the lyrics and said he was paraphrasing, I was like, "How?" I'm literally cracking up laughing over here. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PrettyINCs]

I mean he wasn’t far off though, Dirty Diana was just the clean version

[@_chinmoku]

"Mike started naming places" 🤣😭😭

[@drewstar8611]

As someone born in 1985 I must say that that set was a masterclass!!!

[@KIrvin_The_Scholar]

This has by far become my favorite channel on KZbin. No matter how my day is going I can come here for a few videos to get my spirit right

[@wesleypipesjr.9132]

Dude changed my whole perception on michael. Im definitely looking for toxic dialog now 🤣🤣

[@JesusIsLordLasVegas]

Yo...this guy never fails! Musical Comedy might be a new niche for him!! Shoulda told the DJ to have the songs queued up!!

[@princedumebijonathan5193]

🤣🤣 you have to be a MJ fan to enjoy this joke to the fullest. It's like the more you know MJ songs the better. Truly funny comedian

[@reggiesimmonssr6831]

He’s hands down one of the best comics out right now

[@dsmith6035]

When he did the lean and sang "Annie are you ok" - I had to pause the video from dying laughing! Classic joke!!!

[@randman21]

This is an instant classic bit. Love how he took his time with it

[@natenobles4372]

That’s how you know this was good as soon as it ended I was like was that really 8 minutes ? I was invested as hell and he just naturally funny.

[@yungcash8800]

Bro your a legend man ND definitely my favorite new age comedian lol FRFR keep doing ya thing homie much love from me to you

[@liiljay11]

He deserved a better crowd

[@mc-fine]

Love it! He has great presence and original perspective.

[@Quivver77]

This dude fire and the jokes killed...but you know what's even greater...Mike been dead more than a decade but not only did I know every song he referenced, I also knew the video and remembered the moves he was making. Long Live the King!

[@moksha2891]

I love Blaq Ron. He's very witty and intelligent. He's my favorite!!!

[@Yasir365_]

It wasn’t just once. It was “on the car, at the beach, at the park” 🤣

[@niccigray7152]

And in Spain

[@reeder93]

I swear I thought I was the only one that called them Jodeci boots. Lmao

[@wisconsinlonnie4143]

No. 82 born. Milwaukee, WI. We called them that too. I had a pair in 5th grade.

[@deezel3176]

Trust me, you are not alone. Here in Cincinnati Ohio we called them Jodeci boots too! Me and my boys had a pair and use to sing all of Jodeci's songs in talent shows. Some of the best times of my young life! lol

[@TyRizzoPeace]

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrraa, Da Da!! Swallow Eaters! I’m Deceased!🤣💀 Perfect Set, thanks this was Great

[@sydneygrimes907]

Bout to go back and watch the “remember the time” video! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@justtrolling9370]

"Swallow eaters..." 🤣🤣🤣 Them MJ jokes was killer. MJ was subliminal pimpin🤣🤣🤣

[@kittyboo2121]

Blaq Ron is so under rated he’s been doing his thing for many years, and I hope he continues and that his platforms only get bigger and bigger

[@cherich7025]

This dude is hilarious!!!!!! Nice to hear some original Michael jokes, definitely putting him on my watch list.

[@gilfordmccormack8140]

The way he broke down Smooth Criminal and Remember the time lol😂😂😂.

[@moezilla6816]

My stomach hurts I laughed at least 6 and a 1/2 minutes of that whole bit in tears🤣🤣🤣Donte Stop!!!toxic as hell dude is funny, thanks for this.

[@lenardosbornsjustice5948]

Yeah this was really good. I laughed so genuinely hard when he threw the bar “are you okay Eddie “ I felt just this release of pressure in my upper cavity, my brain. When we laugh, we release stress. We release tension. Comedians are more than just people who tell jokes. It’s more than just making us laugh or giggle. It’s about setting us free. Free from the pain of being alive. To be alive is to be present in both good and bad, and it’s not always easy. Sometimes the bad seems to overshadow the good, and thankfully vice versa. It’s been a long time since I laughed like that. This guy is good, really good. Very talented. Eddie are you okay? Man that approach to such a overdrawn card, amazing. Well played.

[@misterhappy5462]

umm, it's are you okay... ....forget it.

[@lenardosbornsjustice5948]

@@misterhappy5462 Hang in there little buddy. Everything is going to be okay.

[@misterhappy5462]

@@lenardosbornsjustice5948 no doubt about that sparky. so did you finally get your GED yet? third time's a charm! =)

[@lenardosbornsjustice5948]

@@misterhappy5462 This is good. Yes I have an education. I even gave speeches in my writing and speaking classes about touching a flying saucer. It was amazing. Doing the unthinkable. I'm above you. Yes. There is such a thing. Now, that we know I am educated and skillfully employed. You still haven't touched a flying saucer. I'll beat you any day, No matter what it is, I'll do better than you.

[@misterhappy5462]

​@@lenardosbornsjustice5948 ...think i touched a nerve. but the desperate-for-validation-on-the-internet was a nice touch, sparky.

[@mylast3wishs]

He never disappoint.. everybody please go watch blaq Ron on the "85 South show" channel... jokes freestyles and everything he will make your day trust me

[@Kobechic248]

Yup. One of my fav episodes.

[@jakespaceman2135]

TOP 5 MICHAEL JACKSON JOKES.......BlacRon always delivers lol

[@treasure6012]

"Where was ur spider senses they didn't tell u he beat bitches" dfl he is hilarious af

[@LikeAGentlemanPlease]

This man said “Stefon!” I bout fell the hell out 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🥲

[@IAMYOURSYSTEMFAILURE]

This was the BEST!!!!!

[@carmanthomas8144]

I never thought about those songs that way. From now on Do you remember the time will put a grin on my face .

[@Zimba331]

😂😂😂😂😂Bruh this was legendary. Shout out to Blaq Ron who is consistently funny

[@roberttejeda8607]

Killedd it with Michael Jackson 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kazzd58]

He naturally funny! Respect

[@EricaSwitzer]

"...And Mr. Dalvin" 😂 Blaq Ron is amazing.

[@premoallah7032]

This is fire. Pure comedic genius.

[@King_JappyJoe]

Blaq Ron look like Jamie Foxx in The Soloist when he was homeless.

[@amuchen9609]

😂😂

[@nvn__]

Fucking hell. I heard the first sentence and I felt the need to stand up and say amén Brother. I feel blessed that I discovered this 💎🪩👏🏼🙏🏼. Thank you KZbin.

[@jasonkouse5037]

I bet a lot of people search for Jodeci after this.

[@thomasharris5151]

“Why don’t you call the police, creepy azz lil boy..”😂🤣😅😆😆🤣😂😅😄

[@msone2486]

Mannn Blaq Ron is definitely one of the 🐐 🐐 🐐 🐐

[@thecarribeansavant5718]

Danm his set is so original 💯🔥

[@kevinbolo]

😂🤣😂🤣😂 I can't....LMAO Annie are you okay?????

[@exceptionalcreationswithto1895]

This was so on point!!! This dude is hilarious😂😂😂

[@mayerfremasonbauer6395]

Blaq Ron is the truth. Killing it from the very beginning

[@desordenpublico]

Michael’s song were legit toxic in today’s standards….lol with the voice and the dances,people didn’t pay no mind, but …smooth criminal, billie jean, don’t stop till you get enough , annnddf so many more 😂

[@cdw3088]

Can you imagine if “The Way You Make Me Feel” video was released today?! 😂😂😂

[@desordenpublico]

@@cdw3088 canceled my g …on sight 😂😂😂…you gonn see mee too and the whole feminist movement marching to cancel MJ

[@IamCarrieNotBranshaw]

@@cdw3088 Mike would’ve been gone!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@0427rjc]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was an awesome Michael Jackson joke😂

[@finished6267]

1971 baby here. This man is funny as hell.

[@ladykayethesingingcomedian5189]

I freakin love my big brother Blaq Ron!!! Thank you Chocolate Sundaes

[@geraldmabry4744]

Alright now!!

[@Jasserv]

Got me looking at Michael Jackson songs in a different type of light ! haha Well done sketch!!

[@oliviarainbow2355]

I don't know how this pulled up on my KZbin, but dude is hella funny. I really enjoyed the MJ jokes, wasn't disrespectful at all.. much love to the THE KING OF POP, MJ, may he have a peaceful journey

[@Morevids101]

This was. Brilliant I need to search him up. Well done KZbin suggestions!

[@ChocolateSundaes]

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