Michael Jackson Was Toxic - Comedian Blaq Ron - Chocolate Sundaes Standup Comedy

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@ChocolateSundaes
@ChocolateSundaes 11 ай бұрын
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@AnthonyLGreen-cz9wy
@AnthonyLGreen-cz9wy 2 жыл бұрын
OMG he killed me when he said “He gone lean all up in her window talking bout, Annie are you OK”. I almost spilled my drink hearing that 😂😂😂
@SIRKskywalker
@SIRKskywalker 2 жыл бұрын
That shit had me weak I felt like I l pictured it exactly how he said it 💀😂
@valr1260
@valr1260 2 жыл бұрын
On spot commentary😂
@countmitchell8625
@countmitchell8625 2 жыл бұрын
Funny as hell
@Kmcali76
@Kmcali76 2 жыл бұрын
I'm in tears!!!🤣🤣🤣
@sticktothescript107
@sticktothescript107 2 жыл бұрын
called mike a weirdo lol
@headquarters25
@headquarters25 2 жыл бұрын
“I wanna participate, I wanna participate, face ass!” I don’t know why this killed me. 😂
@gd-lockc7618
@gd-lockc7618 2 жыл бұрын
He killed her ass 🤣
@joshcrouch9298
@joshcrouch9298 2 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing, brought me back to high school Jiving on each other and it always ended with “Face Azz”
@desimichelle
@desimichelle 2 жыл бұрын
I still hit people with that face ass! 😂
@Ebonysails
@Ebonysails 2 жыл бұрын
Head ass in Chicago
@Rae_Naeee
@Rae_Naeee Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@CaveTater
@CaveTater 2 жыл бұрын
The Smooth Criminal bit had me rolling. Wasn't familiar with this guy but he's a real talent.
@odii8ight
@odii8ight 2 жыл бұрын
THAT SHXT HAD ME FXCKIN HOLLERING LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@kentmoney9101
@kentmoney9101 2 жыл бұрын
Big fact’s I’m a fan now
@rellmoney5015
@rellmoney5015 2 жыл бұрын
Z
@themoonvibez3780
@themoonvibez3780 2 жыл бұрын
And I came up on the windahh…💀💀💀💀
@ariesqueen7493
@ariesqueen7493 2 жыл бұрын
You should check out his episode on the #85southshow He's hilarious and smart
@alexandershabazzi8890
@alexandershabazzi8890 2 жыл бұрын
"Michael spun his toxic ass out the dirt" at that moment man... tears lmaoooo
@decaturdtp
@decaturdtp 2 жыл бұрын
I literally can't listen to Remember the Time without laughing. I had to come back and watch this AGAIN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TM-np5lq
@TM-np5lq 2 жыл бұрын
Billie Jean /is NOT my lover/ cause she's a GIRL/ who claims that I am the one/ but the KID is who I want People always told me/Be careful what you do/ Dont go around touching young boys parts/BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU DO/ you say they lie but its the TRUTH.
@amandabrown5555
@amandabrown5555 Жыл бұрын
The lyrics are “the kid is not my son.” It’s a deadbeat daddy song not a pedo confession 🙄
@yakiralovesall
@yakiralovesall Жыл бұрын
​@@TM-np5lq bruh. He said but the kid is not my son
@Wordsareprayers
@Wordsareprayers Жыл бұрын
No such thing as a “n!gga”?
@Kjdvk
@Kjdvk Жыл бұрын
I watched this shyt like a thousand times
@ampollard7041
@ampollard7041 2 жыл бұрын
Let's just take a minute to recognize how iconic Jodeci is for us still calling them "Jodeci boots" 30 years later 💪🏿💪🏿
@ChocolateSundaes
@ChocolateSundaes 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@melaneseyoungblood3130
@melaneseyoungblood3130 2 жыл бұрын
I got a pair
@Tititranbam
@Tititranbam 2 жыл бұрын
Facts! 🤣🤣🤣
@leimoan800
@leimoan800 2 жыл бұрын
Oooh yeah!
@lincolnfarquharson6867
@lincolnfarquharson6867 2 жыл бұрын
THAT PART!!!
@earlcoleman1244
@earlcoleman1244 2 жыл бұрын
That Michael Jackson joke is pure comedic genius......"Annie are you okay?" Bruh, great set
@MaxStArlyn
@MaxStArlyn 2 жыл бұрын
Look at the original lyrics to his song “ they don’t e about us”. Then you will realise who killed MJ and why.
@MaxStArlyn
@MaxStArlyn 2 жыл бұрын
@Straya 83 Your groomed and indoctrinated by FακεΝεως. All you have is FακεΝεως talking points.
@mzzodiacc
@mzzodiacc 2 жыл бұрын
@Straya 83 yh..🙄😒 & YOU~K.now that,, bcos YOU personally KNEW the man to K.now what he did Every moment of the day_Right🤔🤔🙄 *foH!😒
@josephdeal3154
@josephdeal3154 2 жыл бұрын
@Straya 83 interesting How about you clean your own house?? Shake your own family tree 🌳 Guarantee you There will be alcoholics, addicts, meth addicts and serial killers that come falling out your tree like apples 🍎 😀 Get real Get a life
@justaliljello5198
@justaliljello5198 2 жыл бұрын
@@josephdeal3154 Not only does this not have anything to do with what he said shit don't even make sense. Fym he would find serial killers bro what???
@taelew
@taelew 2 жыл бұрын
The Michael Jackson part is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 “swallow eaters” hahaha
@chrisdavis2161
@chrisdavis2161 2 жыл бұрын
Listening to his dramatic retelling of "Remember the Time" had me in stitches... you right... that was toxic
@chrisdavis2161
@chrisdavis2161 2 жыл бұрын
also me: rewatching the video on vevo
@joungyalen25
@joungyalen25 2 жыл бұрын
When you rewatch "The Way You Make Me Feel" you realize that "Remember the Time" is the sequel to that shit. In the song he's harrassing this girl to give him some, and she's running away and not interested in Mike 90% of the song. Mike's humping the air talking about how much this girl turns him on to his boys but to her he tells her it "ain't nobody's business but mine and my baby's" essentially if she does let him hit he won't tell a soul. He gets her at the end when he stops chasing her and allows her to miss him a little bit, and he swears he'll keep his mouth shut after she gives up the cheeks with that "it ain't nobody's business" shit, but years later after she let that nigga hit once or however many times and she moved on with her life MJ wants to pop up in front of her and her new nigga talking about how he beat it up years ago just to be petty lol. MJ was a toxic ass nigga in his videos man fr.
@Heiress08
@Heiress08 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 Perfect recollection 😂😂😂😂😂
@Kjdvk
@Kjdvk Жыл бұрын
Right, different aspect.
@michaelrobinson4019
@michaelrobinson4019 4 ай бұрын
@@joungyalen25 HILAROUS!! 🤣
@omarii_sw
@omarii_sw Жыл бұрын
The whole thing was hilarious but the end killed me 💀💀💀 man said “brrr dot dot dot dot, that’s when he ate the 🐱” 🤣🤣🤣
@beatgeekmuzic
@beatgeekmuzic 2 жыл бұрын
I'll never see Smooth Criminal the same again 😂😂😂😂
@kandicelewis9435
@kandicelewis9435 2 жыл бұрын
I’ll never see Mike the same again😂
@tazboi81
@tazboi81 2 жыл бұрын
I dam near coughed up all my pizza! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@geraldjohnson3216
@geraldjohnson3216 2 жыл бұрын
I know i dont now
@geraldjohnson3216
@geraldjohnson3216 2 жыл бұрын
@@tazboi81 i was in the shower at home and i drop the soap.i was in the shower at home forreal but i didnt drop the soap that was a joke my dude.lol
@MaxStArlyn
@MaxStArlyn 2 жыл бұрын
Look at the original lyrics to his song “ they don’t e about us”. Then you will realise who killed MJ and why.
@drillosophy1012
@drillosophy1012 2 жыл бұрын
I like a comedian that takes their time and tells a story instead of hopping from joke to joke. Respect from a 1985 baby and a huge MJ fan.
@MRT408
@MRT408 2 жыл бұрын
Same here!!
@yoloboyentertainment3431
@yoloboyentertainment3431 2 жыл бұрын
@Weeping Clown Smiley Face bro Mike is the king of adhd comedy lol
@Tressbytesssisterlocks
@Tressbytesssisterlocks 2 жыл бұрын
Bddddddat dat dat dat Bddddddaaaat.... Oooh🥴😆
@ZeitGeist_TV
@ZeitGeist_TV 2 жыл бұрын
86 and this shyt was hilarious so many MJ songs hit different now. 🤣
@that1guy246
@that1guy246 2 жыл бұрын
@Weeping Clown Smiley Face mark Normand the goat
@geraldcody
@geraldcody 2 жыл бұрын
I appreciate this because it seems like MJ jokes have been overdone since the 90’s and this could’ve easily been a corny routine, but he nailed it! He took a different approach. Great comedic writing and execution! Bravo!
@Stoissy
@Stoissy 2 жыл бұрын
exactly ! when i clicked on this video i was hoping there wasn't any corny jokes about mike, i was pleasantly surprised. He did a great job with this routine.
@xxcrump2640
@xxcrump2640 2 жыл бұрын
It most definitely has my stamp of approval. A very jovial presentation i must say!
@DrRodox.
@DrRodox. 2 жыл бұрын
What was the first song of Michael that he sang?
@sonnydisposition7237
@sonnydisposition7237 2 жыл бұрын
@@DrRodox. Dirty Diana
@DrRodox.
@DrRodox. 2 жыл бұрын
@@sonnydisposition7237 Thanks a lot! 🙌🏻
@jimmicake
@jimmicake Жыл бұрын
I like the guy that keeps pointing at him when he makes a valid point 😂. Now thats how you participate lol
@7goldennugget7
@7goldennugget7 Жыл бұрын
The audience member saying the Jodeci “wooooyeah” took me out 😂
@summer_glazed2818
@summer_glazed2818 2 жыл бұрын
This had me in literal tears. I just know this is how he is on the regular. He’s just getting paid to be himself 😭
@BaebaeW
@BaebaeW 2 жыл бұрын
All the time🤣😭😂
@marvinedmonds5093
@marvinedmonds5093 2 жыл бұрын
Ayeeeeeeeee you ain’t lying 😂
@happygilmore2100
@happygilmore2100 2 жыл бұрын
So true.
@freethinkinmelanin6795
@freethinkinmelanin6795 2 жыл бұрын
Those are the funniest ones
@davidperez5089
@davidperez5089 2 жыл бұрын
Love how he shut ole girl up!!
@creepincarl
@creepincarl 2 жыл бұрын
Never seen this comedian before. This dude is gifted man.
@leonardtarver149
@leonardtarver149 2 жыл бұрын
5150
@JoseMorales-lw5nt
@JoseMorales-lw5nt 2 жыл бұрын
He was the host with the Heineken on WHITE BOYS IN DA HOOD years ago on cable TV. He's forever on KZbin.
@LuHvEaUx818
@LuHvEaUx818 2 жыл бұрын
One of my good friends from college. He’s being himself 💪🏾😂
@LIFEWITHTHEJONESES1
@LIFEWITHTHEJONESES1 2 жыл бұрын
5150 nation
@peacebalancetruth
@peacebalancetruth 2 жыл бұрын
Now you up on game🔥💪😤.
@valentinerogers9068
@valentinerogers9068 2 жыл бұрын
Found out about him from Keep Your Distance, and now every time I see a Blaq Ron video I click. I am literally never disappointed. Amazing storyteller, with a very clear point of view, and a great performer.
@tonysnow2341
@tonysnow2341 2 жыл бұрын
Same and agreed!!
@sisterlockmo
@sisterlockmo 2 жыл бұрын
Me three never disappointed
@rosemarysurgick3883
@rosemarysurgick3883 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@phreyzeva6509
@phreyzeva6509 2 жыл бұрын
This is my first time seeing a clip of him. First 2 minutes and I'm already rolling 🤣. People told me I was a good story teller and I think damn I could do stand up. Then I'm like but that shit really is hard work. Maybe one day I'll get that call to try my hand in it
@roarkcurry3264
@roarkcurry3264 2 жыл бұрын
Same. Literally. Same.
@44RisingSun44
@44RisingSun44 2 жыл бұрын
This is easily one of the best MJ jokes I've ever heard! The set up on this was top tier & wasn't the same old stale MJ jokes we've all heard!
@ValerieWilliams3315
@ValerieWilliams3315 Жыл бұрын
Blaq Ron needs a special.. A very talented comedian. Come to Houston Blaq Ron. Story telling at its finest.
@RoyalSoul666
@RoyalSoul666 2 жыл бұрын
Best positive Micheal Jackson joke I ever heard
@PreacherLawson
@PreacherLawson 2 жыл бұрын
That michael jackson bit 😂
@clayongayle8870
@clayongayle8870 2 жыл бұрын
Never thought I’d see you here! This is amazing!
@slipvskorn
@slipvskorn 2 жыл бұрын
"Annie are you ok" That broke me...Hilarious!
@Kjdvk
@Kjdvk Жыл бұрын
Like if you really concerned do something. Instead of peaking through the window lol
@pitchking5496
@pitchking5496 2 жыл бұрын
KZbin doing its job with the algorithms! Saw this brotha on Cancel Court too. Blaq Ron is hilarious!😂
@anthonywoodruff4355
@anthonywoodruff4355 Жыл бұрын
Leaning in the window “Annie are you okay 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ChrisandTyCox
@ChrisandTyCox 2 жыл бұрын
I'm screaming 😆 🤣 😂 Mich had receipts lol I'm grateful for this almost 10 minute special
@jakespaceman2135
@jakespaceman2135 2 жыл бұрын
lmaooo niggas jumped out the dirt
@sonquatsch8585
@sonquatsch8585 2 жыл бұрын
me 2
@valr1260
@valr1260 2 жыл бұрын
He made me re-examine Mikes entire catalog 😂
@adon31997
@adon31997 2 жыл бұрын
As a HUGE MJ fan, my entire life. This is freaking HILARIOUS🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Michael would even laugh at these jokes😆 He's extremely funny👏🏿💯💪🏿
@BeComingNyrell
@BeComingNyrell 2 жыл бұрын
I need him to dissect all of the 90s songs 😂
@1D.JFanMma
@1D.JFanMma 2 жыл бұрын
You should get a cut from this brilliant idea for him 👏🏼
@leesteal4458
@leesteal4458 2 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@tikas408
@tikas408 Жыл бұрын
We need a new hour every year from Blaq Ron
@thebooth5885
@thebooth5885 2 жыл бұрын
Eddie was sitting there like “Are you not entertained” 😭😭
@Chef_Insulin
@Chef_Insulin 2 жыл бұрын
Get this brotha a Netflix special!!!
@sheikadeak
@sheikadeak 2 жыл бұрын
😂 that “brrrrrrah dah dah dah! Brrrrrah dah dah! As he ate the you know what. Took me out lol
@andrewsutherland133
@andrewsutherland133 2 жыл бұрын
Michael Jackson on maury: Billie Jean is not my lover! She's just a girl who thinks that I am the one, but the kid is NOT my son!
@sechabatheletsane9784
@sechabatheletsane9784 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh lmao, that's the 1st song I thought of as well!!🤣🤣 I never understood why people don't see that the song was just the tale of a large portion of the adult black male population🤣 "bitch it ain't mine"😂
@lincolnfarquharson6867
@lincolnfarquharson6867 2 жыл бұрын
@@sechabatheletsane9784 THAT PART!!! I was waiting for him to use that song as an example!
@ddgs07
@ddgs07 2 жыл бұрын
This is the first song that came to mind when I saw the title of this video 😂
@nik-at-nite
@nik-at-nite 2 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for him to bring that up lol
@candii10
@candii10 2 жыл бұрын
👨‍🦳: Michael, you said the kid is not your son but the test results are in and ....
@neozzickmixes3987
@neozzickmixes3987 2 жыл бұрын
His story presentation is so intriguing, then the laughter just takes me out I love it 😂
@exodus146
@exodus146 2 жыл бұрын
Damn this guy has got a presence up on the stage. This man is going places for sure
@cmunnerl
@cmunnerl 2 жыл бұрын
You can tell he is a seasoned comedian 🎯💯😂
@aychbhomas6608
@aychbhomas6608 2 жыл бұрын
Such a relief to FINALLY discover what MJ's scatting at the end of 'Remember the Time" was about.
@musiqmannellz4238
@musiqmannellz4238 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
@Kjdvk
@Kjdvk Жыл бұрын
Right! Ate the na na like BUDUMDAT DUM DAT DAT
@heatman233223
@heatman233223 2 жыл бұрын
These types of michael jackson jokes are the best. Like chris tucker's impression of michael as a pimp. something that's actually funny.
@theDriveGuy84
@theDriveGuy84 Жыл бұрын
My man had my face hurting with these jokes. 😆1984 baby right here. Love when a comedian can take you to a place within your memories when telling a story , and then turn around and make you laugh about it. This guy needs his own special.
@drewstar8611
@drewstar8611 Жыл бұрын
As someone born in 1985 I must say that that set was a masterclass!!!
@MelaninCosplay
@MelaninCosplay 2 жыл бұрын
The audience I feel was a bit flat but the jokes were on point. Especially about Michael. The way he set up the songs, especially Remember the Time. You knew instantly what it was.
@tatumbrowntribe8175
@tatumbrowntribe8175 2 жыл бұрын
Seen him host for a DC youngfly show, he told these jokes and the whole crowd was weak af it was so loud lol.
@kellykade
@kellykade 2 жыл бұрын
I got Remember The Time way before he started singing lol 😂 I loved it 😊
@leesteal4458
@leesteal4458 2 жыл бұрын
They are flat because he is harsh.
@MelaninCosplay
@MelaninCosplay 2 жыл бұрын
@@leesteal4458 Oh. Ok. That was harsh to you?
@ceelothatmane9421
@ceelothatmane9421 2 жыл бұрын
@@leesteal4458 lol. that had to be some of the cleanest comedy i've seen in recent years. other than that channel called dry bar comedy or sum like that. you should go there. all clean comedy. and actually a LOT of talent
@lp_not_ip7113
@lp_not_ip7113 2 жыл бұрын
He KILLED this set. 👍🏿 Imagine any comedian forced to go after him. 🤣
@moneysigndon
@moneysigndon 2 жыл бұрын
I cancel that shit try again next week 😂
@marsh59
@marsh59 2 жыл бұрын
Monique wouldn’t even headline after that performance.
@MrTijai
@MrTijai 2 жыл бұрын
Just because I died laughing in 8 minutes doesn't mean I don't wanna keep laughing in my afterlife... more of this guy! 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿😂😂😭😂😭😂😂
@maxsweet3000
@maxsweet3000 Жыл бұрын
😂your comment. Is a great retake of oops upside your head by the Gap Band.
@trueju
@trueju 2 жыл бұрын
@2:28 Blaq Ron: “Jodeci was a hot a$$ group” Someone in the audience: In K-Ci voice “ooo yeah!” 😂😂😂😂
@somerandomperson8282
@somerandomperson8282 2 жыл бұрын
Wow this dude has crazy charisma and presence, the audience was hanging on to his ever word!
@DHinez
@DHinez 2 жыл бұрын
This was well executed and funny. The Michael Jackson bit reminds me of when Chris Tucker had the segment about him being a pimp , but this kind of elaborated on that idea lol
@IamCarrieNotBranshaw
@IamCarrieNotBranshaw 2 жыл бұрын
What the video of Michael in his home video talking about smooth criminal. Just listen to the last 20 seconds of that clip. Mike was slick and only a few people caught on to this years later. That Virgo was something else.
@DHinez
@DHinez 2 жыл бұрын
@@IamCarrieNotBranshaw imma have to check that out lol
@sofrshsocln4
@sofrshsocln4 2 жыл бұрын
Yessss that iconic first exposure to the world
@dammymurphy3964
@dammymurphy3964 2 жыл бұрын
this was very funny. I like how he didn't make any insulting jokes about Mike but managed to make it hysterical . I have tears in my eyes
@cameronvaughn8434
@cameronvaughn8434 2 жыл бұрын
Me too...he was really paying homage to the king of pop..
@Kjdvk
@Kjdvk Жыл бұрын
BUDUMDAT DUM DAT DAT DAT. Naw real stuff though cause Mr. Jackson IS a nice person didn't want no harm to come to nobody. People sometimes forget that. Comedians ect
@Adair-FrancoisRobinson
@Adair-FrancoisRobinson 5 ай бұрын
He called him a creepy ass Iil boy 😂😂😂😂
@c0wboys4life
@c0wboys4life 2 жыл бұрын
*Kev laughing can be recognized at a stadium filled show* 😂
@ambrosiablue
@ambrosiablue 2 жыл бұрын
Omg! I knew that was Kev's laugh
@Kobechic248
@Kobechic248 2 жыл бұрын
Yup. 😂😂😂
@braveheartyoungbull6332
@braveheartyoungbull6332 2 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@c0wboys4life
@c0wboys4life 2 жыл бұрын
@@braveheartyoungbull6332 This video only 8 minutes and a good one at that, just watch and listen lol
@chocol4techip2000
@chocol4techip2000 2 жыл бұрын
I recognized his laugh immediately 😂
@tjsam805
@tjsam805 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 this dude killed it with them jokes. i watched this at least once a month and still ROFL
@anonnyanonymous4800
@anonnyanonymous4800 2 жыл бұрын
He was so right about “Remember The Time.” A ridiculous premise out of context. But that was a damn good song. You know it’s a good song when a comedian’s lazy beatboxing/reproduction had the crowd bopping along with him.
@LanisDad1185
@LanisDad1185 2 жыл бұрын
It wasn't lazy. It was done to remain clear of musical copyright infringement.
@anonnyanonymous4800
@anonnyanonymous4800 2 жыл бұрын
@@LanisDad1185 Then I hope he posts a video on a throwaway account showing his mad beatboxing skills so he can avoid the copyright strike 😂 Besides, I think it’s considered a transformative work. There are millions of covers on KZbin. Acapella, beatboxing, acoustic, style changes (country versions of rock or rap songs as an example). I doubt even the best beatboxer would have their video flagged considering fair use laws - you’re not actually playing the song and you’re using it amongst comedy and introducing commentary. It’s truly transformative.
@notsoberoveranalyzer8264
@notsoberoveranalyzer8264 2 жыл бұрын
@@anonnyanonymous4800 Yeah, this is so far away from copyright infringement. I mean I get being nervous, because those who own MJ’s stuff are incredibly proactive at taking legal action. But this couldn’t even be entertained as a possibility.
@destajong7611
@destajong7611 2 жыл бұрын
It’s not lazy, it’s for comical effect, plus it fits his spoken rhythm
@jonathanhenryreport
@jonathanhenryreport 2 жыл бұрын
You focus on bullshit, most people are just here to have a laugh.
@robertwalker3567
@robertwalker3567 2 жыл бұрын
He killed that acapella “Remember the Time!” I had to play that back.
@anthonypanton7883
@anthonypanton7883 2 жыл бұрын
I was cry laughing!!! That’s some real stuff. Now that we are matured we actually listen to the lyrics and I’m sure it’s not only me who noticed that a lot of the songs we listened too were serious intervention type songs. •every step you take •talking in your sleep Just to name a couple. Lol
@cwr8618
@cwr8618 2 жыл бұрын
right?! I don't even hear the beat now until I know what the F people are actually saying
@YupImNegus
@YupImNegus 2 жыл бұрын
Every step you take is hella creepy!
@BrooklynSaunders718
@BrooklynSaunders718 2 жыл бұрын
Keon Polee has a series lyrics we let slide that you may enjoy. kzbin.info
@superbiaant
@superbiaant 2 жыл бұрын
The artist to Every Step admitted it was full toxic energy. Feeling a sense of possessiveness/obsession over someone after they leave.
@mrbrianandrewsmith
@mrbrianandrewsmith 2 жыл бұрын
"I'll be watching you..."
@dsmith6035
@dsmith6035 2 жыл бұрын
When he did the lean and sang "Annie are you ok" - I had to pause the video from dying laughing! Classic joke!!!
@monot00nz
@monot00nz 2 жыл бұрын
He's dead right about the toxicity being cute until it doesn't work for you. Just think of how many women you know who laugh about having crazy moments via memes and the like? It's all fun and games until they land themselves a sociopath who shows them what toxic really is.
@ANXI8TY
@ANXI8TY 2 жыл бұрын
Nah. I don’t like toxicity or violence because it’s just extra as hell to me.
@SimonKnight1023
@SimonKnight1023 2 жыл бұрын
@@ANXI8TY you’re a woman, we don’t believe you.
@renboneify
@renboneify 2 жыл бұрын
It's a joke that is generally targeted at the experience of young people who don't know who they are what they want yet, you can keep that Andrew Tate "reality of what women want" shit.
@pjds1989
@pjds1989 2 жыл бұрын
Naw, that was known before Andrew Tate was even a thing. The "nice guy" getting cheated on and beat up by the sidepeice has been a common theme/joke in the media for over 40 years.
@KAriedoll
@KAriedoll Жыл бұрын
This is just another excuse to blame women for your toxicity. Take accountability for once, women are not all knowing gods.
@dewitubeX1
@dewitubeX1 Ай бұрын
some of the crowd was wooing because they liked his peformance so much they didn't want him to leave.
@danimalwonderpants2123
@danimalwonderpants2123 2 жыл бұрын
Finally, a good MJ bit! Remember the Time has me in TEARS 😂😂😂😂
@-live8659
@-live8659 2 жыл бұрын
Dis Niccah is super underrated. These jokes are so well written and performed. He is a seasoned comedian. Glad he’s still goin hard after all these years! 🤣👏🏽💪🏽🙏🏽
@th3tinogames
@th3tinogames 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh this was epic 😂 Michael Jackson is host to me so I love when ppl can implement jokes with his music. These are the best jokes I’ve seen with his music incorporated. 💯 Good shit.
@th3tinogames
@th3tinogames 2 жыл бұрын
*is a goat to me 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️
@Prosper927
@Prosper927 2 жыл бұрын
Lol thanks for the correction. I was trying to figure out what host meant in this context 😜
@th3tinogames
@th3tinogames 2 жыл бұрын
@@Prosper927 😂😂 I didn’t even realize it changed what I said I was like wtf myself 💀
@Kjdvk
@Kjdvk Жыл бұрын
I don't know how many times I'ma watch this. tear material
@moezilla6816
@moezilla6816 2 жыл бұрын
My stomach hurts I laughed at least 6 and a 1/2 minutes of that whole bit in tears🤣🤣🤣Donte Stop!!!toxic as hell dude is funny, thanks for this.
@wesleypipesjr.9132
@wesleypipesjr.9132 2 жыл бұрын
Dude changed my whole perception on michael. Im definitely looking for toxic dialog now 🤣🤣
@russellstevens9927
@russellstevens9927 2 жыл бұрын
When he was singing those MJ lyrics, I was like, "What? He clearly never said anything like that in that song?" Then, when he admitted those weren't the lyrics and said he was paraphrasing, I was like, "How?" I'm literally cracking up laughing over here. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@PrettyINCs
@PrettyINCs 2 жыл бұрын
I mean he wasn’t far off though, Dirty Diana was just the clean version
@ToniaMontana223
@ToniaMontana223 2 жыл бұрын
Blaq Ron has definitely grown on me! He's a comedic GEM!
@saxyrep1
@saxyrep1 2 жыл бұрын
The last joke though, got me dead and buried. "Brrraah tah tah". 😂👍🏿
@meanvecktor1900
@meanvecktor1900 Жыл бұрын
Please get this guy his own special omg 😂
@sydneygrimes907
@sydneygrimes907 2 жыл бұрын
Bout to go back and watch the “remember the time” video! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@luanemusic735
@luanemusic735 2 жыл бұрын
This was f**king comedy gold!!!
@randman21
@randman21 2 жыл бұрын
This is an instant classic bit. Love how he took his time with it
@burngfx_
@burngfx_ 2 жыл бұрын
Yoooooooo, the breakdown of these songs has slayed me, lmao🤣🤣🤣
@KIrvin_The_Scholar
@KIrvin_The_Scholar 2 жыл бұрын
This has by far become my favorite channel on KZbin. No matter how my day is going I can come here for a few videos to get my spirit right
@Mutanttechmage
@Mutanttechmage 2 жыл бұрын
When random dude in the crowd hit that JoJo 🎶"Ooo YEAH!🎶" 😅🤣🤣
@Deeh91
@Deeh91 2 жыл бұрын
“Creep ass lih boy!”😂😂
@s.m.7109
@s.m.7109 2 жыл бұрын
Blaq Ron is one of the absolute Bests! My FAVORITE. So glad he's getting the recognition he very well deserves. Amazing job, as usual! Chocolate Sundays, please post more sets of him.
@xivieralittle2845
@xivieralittle2845 Жыл бұрын
I swear I watch this like every other day and still die 😂
@Brave_New_Tube
@Brave_New_Tube 2 жыл бұрын
This guys gonna go real far. His style is a naturally funny storyteller, the one that makes you both laugh *and* smile at what he says
@makingchanges64
@makingchanges64 2 жыл бұрын
Toooooo funny, and “Remember the Time” is in my top five MJ favorite songs. I’m dead! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@TyRizzoPeace
@TyRizzoPeace 2 жыл бұрын
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrraa, Da Da!! Swallow Eaters! I’m Deceased!🤣💀 Perfect Set, thanks this was Great
@natenobles4372
@natenobles4372 2 жыл бұрын
That’s how you know this was good as soon as it ended I was like was that really 8 minutes ? I was invested as hell and he just naturally funny.
@TanishaWilcox
@TanishaWilcox Жыл бұрын
The way he said his whole name, "Michael Joseph Jackson!" lol!
@JustinJohnStanley
@JustinJohnStanley 2 жыл бұрын
i love that song/music vid so much and seeing Ron joke about it was 🔥🔥😂🤣
@_chinmoku
@_chinmoku 2 жыл бұрын
"Mike started naming places" 🤣😭😭
@Kazeumi
@Kazeumi 2 жыл бұрын
This is one the best MJ skits I have every seen ,in all the years of people making MJ jokes. Incredible and hilarious!
@gilfordmccormack8140
@gilfordmccormack8140 2 жыл бұрын
The way he broke down Smooth Criminal and Remember the time lol😂😂😂.
@nvn__
@nvn__ 2 жыл бұрын
Fucking hell. I heard the first sentence and I felt the need to stand up and say amén Brother. I feel blessed that I discovered this 💎🪩👏🏼🙏🏼. Thank you KZbin.
@QueenNGtheGreat
@QueenNGtheGreat 2 жыл бұрын
I need the extended version of the Michael Jackson joke in his one hour special.
@AndreSewellRS
@AndreSewellRS 2 жыл бұрын
This is especially funny to me, because just last night I was playing a buncha MJ videos for my 2 year told to drum to; & 'do you remember' was the last one we watched. That video is FRESH in my mind 🤣🤣
@anthonymetoyer4783
@anthonymetoyer4783 2 жыл бұрын
I grew up on these songs and still listen to them on the daily. I’m 35. These are facts I love this😂😂😂
@andyg4929
@andyg4929 2 жыл бұрын
Blaq Ron is on POINT. Hilarious and has amazing stage IQ/presence.
@1Robhutch
@1Robhutch Жыл бұрын
Blaq Ron has become one of favs already! Next time you come thru Indy I'm there!
@LanisDad1185
@LanisDad1185 Жыл бұрын
I'm in Evansville 3/31
@1Robhutch
@1Robhutch Жыл бұрын
Bet
@1Robhutch
@1Robhutch Жыл бұрын
@@LanisDad1185 Damn bruh. I won't be able to make the trip to Evansville. It's a 3 hour drive I can't plan for. When you get closer to Indianapolis it on.
@kimbonice
@kimbonice 2 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious! Can't wait to see more of this guy!
@LTKK
@LTKK 2 жыл бұрын
I clicked on this because the title was funny. This dude was hilarious! I love MJ, but now that you mention it...very toxic! 😭🤣😭🤣
@emansanchez7259
@emansanchez7259 2 жыл бұрын
dude this is one of the best sets ive seen in a while from a comedian i didnt know. Im DEFINITELY checking for more by him, good lord
@Jasserv
@Jasserv 2 жыл бұрын
Got me looking at Michael Jackson songs in a different type of light ! haha Well done sketch!!
@Morevids101
@Morevids101 2 жыл бұрын
This was. Brilliant I need to search him up. Well done KZbin suggestions!
@ChocolateSundaes
@ChocolateSundaes 2 жыл бұрын
We have a lot more. Please subscribe!
@kameelahsalaam2748
@kameelahsalaam2748 2 жыл бұрын
Comingle and coexist???? Are we just gone SLIDE past that??? Where is this brotha from again? 😅 I'm here for it!
@EricaSwitzer
@EricaSwitzer 2 жыл бұрын
"...And Mr. Dalvin" 😂 Blaq Ron is amazing.
@Zimba331
@Zimba331 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂Bruh this was legendary. Shout out to Blaq Ron who is consistently funny
@mc-fine
@mc-fine 2 жыл бұрын
Love it! He has great presence and original perspective.
@finished6267
@finished6267 2 жыл бұрын
1971 baby here. This man is funny as hell.
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