End Tables Turn Me On - Comedian Blaq Ron

Nothing makes you wanna “futtsumm” like comfort and lamps. Watch the latest stand-up clip featuring Comedian Blaq Ron!
For more from Blaq Ron follow him on KZbin and Facebook: ‪@LanisDad1185‬
Originally Filmed 11/6/22
Videographer 1: Matthew Magnus @mattmagzz
Videographer 2: Jesse Woodworth @jesseisnude
Editor: Keera Stephen @keera.s
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[@yamomzameanskeet]

The street fighter bit was wayyyyyyyy too accurate that one took me out 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jenniferd.820]

I have an older coworker named Ms Ernestine, I will never be able to make eye contact with that lady ever in my life thanks to Blaq Ron 🤣🤣😭

[@ErnestinaMontoya-wv8ih]

You gotta put another quarter in if you wanna keep playing had me rolling

[@arthurnorcome3967]

If you don't make her watch the video you are not living.

[@QuannaeMonette]

Hmmmmmmm... the awkwardness of it all.

[@PhillyIsLitty]

Lmaooo I have a coworker named that too 😂😂😂 I so happy I’m remote 🤭🤭

[@MeMe-hg5sx]

Bruhhhhh...hahhahahahahaha😂

[@shawnwhitehorn9527]

"She got LAMP....singular...that one smooth criminal leanin' ass lamp..in her bedroom. It gotta wig and a work badge hanging off of it." HOLLERED

[@kingjohn553]

Cause he was talking about you.... lol 😂😆 C'mon Mane 💯

[@shawnwhitehorn9527]

@@kingjohn553 lol. If you catch me, a grown ass man, with a smooth criminal lamp and/or a wig and work badge hanging off of it, please send help.

[@victoriamurphy6316]

@@shawnwhitehorn9527 🤣🤣

[@kingjohn553]

@@shawnwhitehorn9527 bet bru lol 😂😆😆 C'mon Mane 💯

[@greenpilltheory6649]

Too Funny.

[@BT-jm3ww]

The Street Fighter noises had me in tears. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RambosMullet79]

He said a wig and a work badge hanging off a smooth criminal lamp! 😂😂😂😂

[@robins.9700]

The "smooth criminal lamp" line killed me lmfao

[@irockline]

A whole 8 minute bit on Ms Ernestine… this was incredible 😂😂😂😂😂

[@thelightseeker94]

We are witnessing the rise of a new comedy legend.

[@Not__Ebony]

He really is that good too!

[@zee_lolaj7382]

Yessss Indeed 😊❤

[@kahlilsmith5243]

Straight Facts.

[@ReginaldusGaming]

I 100% agree

[@littlemel1617]

Yes for sure

[@PK2Fresh]

Blaq Roon is a certified crowd killer fr fr

[@amantezdiamante]

Ron

[@KamauOzain]

Straight truth!!!

[@queenshay3955]

💯💯💯🔥🔥👏🏾👏🏾🤣🤣

[@queenshay3955]

🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@non-profitthetruekingdavid5025]

👑

[@JWill1983]

“A picture” “Ready to retire…” lol “Mmmm is that right” 😂😂😂

[@Dominic.J.A.88]

"A wig and work badge" IM D E A D 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

[@nirvarene25us]

Hahahaha

[@kat6511]

Whoever the dude that was dying scream laughing in the audience, made it even funnier. This is one of the funniest stand ups I've seen. Great job Blaq Ron!

[@bighomieJ5X]

The street fighter sounds had me on the floor 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂

[@PlatinumHustle]

😂😂😂

[@meshacknakolo4669]

I was dying🤣🤣🤣

[@candacemarieg]

ME too😂😂😂

[@THEINFAMOUS1011]

@6:55

[@therontemple5431]

3am and I woke the house up 😅

[@chapterblaq]

that Valarian Steel spoon joke sent me😂

[@SiSiTheLyricist]

Saw this live, he had the room in shambles 😂

[@LanisDad1185]

🖤✊🏿

[@jcam5064]

I was just thinking how great the crowd reaction is, he's funny no matter what but I loved hearing everyone falling out 🤣❤️

[@LaFlor718]

I’m so jealous but happy you got to see peak entertainment live. There were some people in that crowd that were legit in tears! 😂

[@Dallasman]

I ain't heard the word shambles in decades! That alone made me wish I was there!! 😂

[@mobid.2084]

@@Dallasman lmao I was thinking the same!

[@teugene5850]

WTF.... this man is a genius... i'm telling ya'll!

[@diallo1347]

I've finally learned not to eat and watch Blaq Ron at the same time. It's a choking hazard, dude is too funny!

[@rashaunford60]

I 2nd this!!!!!!!!!!!!🎉😂😂😂😂

[@curvygirlradio]

No lies detected… I’ve almost choked several times

[@rickytr3y]

I just found out the hard way 😂

[@LonghornsLegend]

I literally never stopped laughing from jump 😭

[@whoismarblanco4153]

Can't smoke watching him either. I almost done choked half to death!! He definitely knows how to work and hold the crowd.

[@javionblade21]

I ain’t almost cried at a standup in a while this man is a professional I give him all his credit, it’s due.

[@RustyGraffitiReviews]

Miss Ernestine a send yo ass home with a cool whip container full of stew! 😂 talking bout “you make sure to wear your coat! You don’t want to catch cold baby!”

[@brianmoatlhodi8444]

💀💀💀 Had me gaining a few pounds

[@goldengirl617]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Rhombus333]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@kingsimmons8151]

This the comment right here😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RustyGraffitiReviews]

@@kingsimmons8151 lol thanks g

[@jaylynn3115]

The way I love Blaq Ron's stand up boi 😂🥰 "Mmm, is THAT right? Well I'll be damned!" had me crying 😭😭😭🤣

[@gabewright8038]

Man YESSS!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stevenfranks3131]

Had them SCREAMING!!! 🤣

[@Donesyboy]

Dude's set had me in tears 🤣🤣

[@1lionyouth]

Put another quarter in 😂

[@TreyGoose]

@@1lionyouth the guy street fighter death took me tf out😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🙈🙈🙈🏃🏃🏃I swear to God when he did it I almost heard the reverb like it was from the game💀💀💀

[@fletch87]

In tears bro

[@seansmith472]

That damn street fighter part did me in. Nigga sound just like Guile dying he just needed to 2 thuds at the end when he hit the ground 🤣🤣

[@seansmith472]

@Terri that joint killed me. Sounded just like Guile dying too 🤣

[@RepDaVinci]

The Street Fighter sound fx had me dying.😂😂😂

[@zackmckenzie3582]

“Is that right?!” I’m dead twice.

[@187onasimp]

"You got to put another quarter in" 🤣😂

[@donkindle5872]

Lamp got a wig and work ID hanging on in it 😂😂😂

[@brianmoatlhodi8444]

💀💀💀 Smooth Criminal ass lamp

[@PlatinumHustle]

Lmaooo

[@Andrice954]

Ayooooooo😂

[@AVISIONMUSICTV]

Dude was literally assassinating the crowd 😂

[@Wimana868]

"Spoon so weak it bend like its in the Matrix" "After I sup I shall feast upon thee" "You can hear that hip click" "You dying on street fighter with her ass" ahahahahaha Yow one of the funniest sets I've seen thus far this was back to back solid jokes had me in tears🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brianmoatlhodi8444]

💀💀💀 You better put some respect on Miss Ernestine

[@yuflysolo1833]

"not like that..." Facts! 😂

[@PlatinumHustle]

Lmfaooo 😂

[@Pugetwitch]

Talking bout a picture 🤣🤣🤣🤣 didn't even have audio on the track 🤣

[@silentsir2446]

"Is dat riigght?"

[@inethacousin6297]

I swear I watch this once a week and I cry EVERY TIME 🤣

[@masonbrooks-millender9567]

Not one lie was told. This was a PSA to all the young men disguised as jokes.

[@acgreencg]

Hell yea.

[@MyNameIsUnavailable]

It really is. Im 47, aNd this is All True. ALL OF IT. DETAILS

[@tragic504]

For sho

[@shiestysean]

Trill shit

[@demitriuswilliams4729]

I'm 61 absolutely 💪🏽

[@EzeICE]

As a man that's had my fair share of "Ernestine's" in my day, I gotta say that's beyond accurate. Ron had my hollering out here in public!!!

[@DionTheMusician]

After he said "Smooth Criminal-leaning lamp", I know it was going to go bad for me in this classroom today. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PlatinumHustle]

😂

[@Rae_Naeee]

😂

[@babufits1584]

"And after I sup, I shall feast upon thee." 😭😭😭

[@getlostvlogs4953]

I see Blaq Ron, I click. He mad funny 😂

[@richardalvarez4529]

facts!!!

[@briel7904]

The end!

[@RustyGraffitiReviews]

Every time

[@JamesSmith-sy6pz]

Nuff said👍🏾

[@LanisDad1185]

✊🏿

[@brianbrown7530]

This was MAGNIFICENT!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@planattack1]

I need the industry to get blaq Ron to the top....every set I'm crying laughing

[@o0oStillWeRiseo0o]

Big facts😂

[@benjaminlewis1833]

Nah they butt rape everone on top. I hope he stay our secret, and we make him rich ourselves.

[@masegomathiba7297]

He said disbelief and I nearly folded 😂😂😂😂

[@BellaPoche]

Dawgggg

[@yuflysolo1833]

I flat hollered out loud, "Well, is that right..." 😂😱😵💀 I'm not Ms. Ernestine yet, but I felt that! 😂😂😂

[@crisinothaproducer451]

That Street fighter line was epic‼️😂

[@wealthcreation5962]

The part that got me was when he said if u b quiet, u can hear that hip click😂🤣😅😆😆😅😃😂

[@justins21482]

"They're looking good but doing bad" got me so much! 🤣🤣

[@kevinbaker1271]

Blaq Ron needs his own netflix special.

[@frk4shoes]

It's the man in the audience screaming 😂😂😂

[@giled9538]

Daaamn he funny. That street fighter shit had me dying 🤣☠️

[@brianmoatlhodi8444]

Gotta put another quarter in 💀💀💀

[@giled9538]

@@brianmoatlhodi8444 lmao yeah you know he was at the arcade's.

[@CEEBrown]

Same!!!

[@CEEBrown]

@@brianmoatlhodi8444 I thought nobody caught that part 😂😂

[@BoodaSDavis]

“Not Ms. Ernestine” 😂

[@jamesbigscream9425]

You could hear her hip clicking 😂😂😂🎉

[@cgray5559]

I ain't even supposed to be on my phone at work. This nigga said valerian steel and blew my spot up😂😂😂😂. Boss came over and said everything alright over here😂😂

[@foxtrap614tango8]

How does he not have a 1 hour special ! dirty business he is seriously talented.

[@dkmrap1]

Look up blaq Ron keep your distance

[@HamboneyGamezYT]

This was the best crowd ever... They was ready for Blaq Ron tonight

[@GiftsbyChosen]

It was the Game of Thrones spoons that sent me over the edge🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bigant1983]

Crying watching this😂😂😂😂 couldn’t even spark my blunt

[@nantotheenigma]

Blaq Ron proved why he got a million views.

[@Bpierre25]

He just made me want to do stand up. This bit is literally the epitome of me talking to my friends 😭😭😭😭I’m CRYIIIING

[@iceman12201]

Fabuloso and a little water lmfaoooo

[@stacyburrell13]

Give me a Ernestine 😂😂😂! The plate go with the saucer😂

[@southernladybrown5092]

Looking good struggling 😂😂😂. Miss Ernestine not struggling 😂😂

[@ajp1282]

The way the crowd was just hollerin' in hysteria is part of the experience. Nobody gets a crowd going quite like like Blaq Ron.

[@mgtow4l278]

Murdered that crowd🔥🔥😤

[@InHerGodIs]

“Omg I think I’m bout come!” 😂 Miss Ernestine is an OG!! Good for her, she knows what she needs 👌🏾🙌🏾

[@mr.nathan4972]

He might be the funniest guy I’ve seen this channel put out and I’ve seen some funny guys on here. Credit to this man. Need more of him 😂 Mrs Earnestine

[@acaseofbeers7910]

Check out Jason cheny

[@leviroch]

So far for me it's him and Barry brewer. . .

[@gabewright8038]

​@leviroch Barry Brewer is LIKE THAT as well...he like a baby Jamie Foxx forreal.

[@Topself24]

“Wig and a work badge hanging off it…” He’s hilarious. Love the detail

[@dalynkupmiles5545]

He killed this set. He got my body locking up from laughing 😂😂😂

[@RyinnesMom]

Lmaoooo oms🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MagnateTM]

He’s GOATED. SEVERELY underrated. Should have his own HBO or Netflix special!! 😂😂

[@unclejimmyray]

Certified Killa! a.k.a. Blaq Ron 🤣🤣🤣

[@BigDaddyGin]

Blaq Ron aint no joke bruh. He knows how to keep the crowd rollin off the same joke for 5 minutes lolll

[@enzomthethwa5861]

He's got a great audience tonight! They be hollering!

[@JaQuezstarr16]

The captions really understood the assignment.

[@brittanydawes9430]

had the whole room crying. get it blaq Ron 🖤

[@28qlewis]

Not a wigg and a work badge hanging off that young girl leaning lamp nah shit took me out 🤣

[@MrGadgetGuru1]

He worked tf out the crowd. Great job my guy.

[@Blessedwithwisdom]

He said water and Fabuloso behind the stove 😂😂😂😂

[@ChelseaMonet]

Being messy 😂

[@windowbreezes]

damn, that Smooth Criminal lamp got me. hahhahah so real.

[@kahlilsmith5243]

This dude ain't right... Got me over here straight cryin! 🤣

[@SuaveK07]

Blaq Ron ALWAYS delivers ✊🏾

[@onthescenewithculturequeen]

This is a sermon! Facts on facts! 😝😝😝

[@stmarsofficial]

blaq ron never disappoints!

[@KingBoxingandFitness]

“ FUTTSUMM hell yeah “ 😂 u can tell bro straight out the hood

[@MrSham3less]

I need to find me a Ms. Ernestine, GYAATT! The build up on Blaq's story was amazing

[@reinaldopessoa2603]

He ripped that to shreds!!

[@athews1976]

This shit is raunchy and *CLASSY AF,* all at the same time.

[@BlaqRon85]

#Dichotomy

[@michaelfaulkner5839]

Yo dude had me in tears with Ms. Ernestine 😂😂😂😂😂 One of the best sets from him I’ve seen, I was literally sweating from laughing so damn hard 😅

[@jhadaranso3462]

HE WAS ON 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@pryncessyanni]

Blaq Ron's comedy is on another level...rapid fire hilarity!!!🤣😭😩

[@sirconvo9725]

Dying on STREET FIGHTER 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Poetjonkel]

He makes it look so easy. He is a true crafter of comedy ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾

[@allanherbert3307]

The accuracy 😂

[@adriantristan764]

The absolute MOST I've laughed during a stand up set in WHILE!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@swaggruk]

Oiiiii that street fighter finished me!!! That was fire all the way through

[@VenVile]

This is how you know when someone is killing it; when the crowd is hollering. Someone legit screamed out at 7:34

[@BmoreCareful410]

The “again, ugh not again” classic

[@quincywright2821]

Ms. Ernestine?🤣🤣"lamps and end tables?"🤣🤣 "Struggle Fuckin'"?🤣🤣I WASN'T READY yo!🤣🤣💯

[@chaunseybrown8315]

Blaq Ron you are the Man. Funnier than most

[@JayTDemi]

I've had to come back and re-watch this one a few times!

[@AndyH3000]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long, long time. True comedy talent right here

[@StevenScarborough]

Young Girls got plates (paper plates), grown women got dishes, china.😂

[@chakalangevinecasey9549]

The laughter of that one person over everyone was everything!

[@maliksimpson9619]

The street fighter joke had me rolling!!😂😂

[@davon2623]

I was laughing top to bottom 😂

[@dambaadeyemi3233]

He always captivates crowds

[@cgbodyauto7635]

All of his sets kill!! Sounding like a street fighter character dying took everybody out! 😅😅

[@shawnwhitehorn9527]

hollered at that.

[@brianmoatlhodi8444]

💀💀💀 Yeeted my shit across the room

[@remidibeatz8780]

HAD ME IN TEARS!!

[@GizelleQuant]

I cried 😂😂😂

[@BIGNA281]

He ain't lying😂😂😂