Bad Signs Ahead

[@Matt_Rose]

A HUGE influx of spam comments on this video for some reason. I'm still skulking around removing them one by one like John Wick or something. I've pinned this comment almost as a sort of bait. A reminder that any spam posters will IMMEDIATELY BE EJACULATED.

[@pancakebestfood542]

if i click the links will i get free vbux

[@dreamr1870]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@strangerontheinternet7358]

who are you to stop me

[@formablesabb]

well that’s a weird way to "punish" them…

[@rednohead2971]

A

[@ebaboula5133]

I once saw a sign at a park that simply read: "PLEASE LEAVE, so others can enjoy." Still not entirely sure what I'd done wrong

[@My_sia]

No idea 😂

[@miloradvlaovic]

A gasslighting sign, I cvnt even 😂

[@cyrilio]

It’s meant so the actual fun people know they can enjoy themselves there.

[@rajpawar9343]

That sign said that because that sign was your old rival. And was annoyed with you because you threw it in dustbin and it decided to take revenge.

[@Mo_Mauve]

You read the sign. That park is only for people that know better than to read the sign, people that can't read, & people that ignore signs.

[@paulosborne6517]

As someone diagnosed with Asparagus Syndrome, I can indeed confirm that it was caused by over-indulging in grilled salmon and mashed potatoes...

[@The_Sleepiest_Socialist]

Me too!

[@2012petvet]

Is That What Mashed Potatoes Do? Wish I Knew That Sooner

[@karissahammond4587]

I knew it

[@georgia6947]

The fact that I also have asparagus/artism and mashed potato with grilled salmon is one of my favourite comfort foods… This explains a lot.

[@bunnymcbunnyface4750]

@@georgia6947 I too have been diagnosed with artism but the texture of mashed potatoes is... not for me

[@shinjisan2015]

"Avoid rude and unreasonable chicken" that's actually really good advice.

[@thogging]

Why did the chicken cross the road...

[@michaeledmunds7056]

​@@thoggingbecause you owe it five bucks

[@thogging]

@@michaeledmunds7056 might as well hop in my car and ram the chicken

[@aqdrobert]

Bugs Bunny and Barnyard Dog despise Foghorn.

[@0akshadow]

I love this because Chicken Rude and Unreasonable made an appearance in the badly translated menus video

[@mangalpandey9377]

I am Indian and in my native language above the sign, its translated as "Eating on carpets is strictly prohibited" But I guess, we Indians may have developed a taste for airport carpets

[@tanishqahuja3861]

Don't you mean "Eating on the *floor* is prohibited"?

[@kyosokutai]

No, eating on the floor is fine, cleaning food stains from a carpet is expensive.

[@bletwort2920]

@@kyosokutaithat makes sense but in Hindi is says floor not carpet

[@HelenaVanCity]

No wonder, considering how ridiculously expensive airport food is!

[@NiennaFan1]

Why prepositions are so important!

[@skibsii]

I once saw a sign in a candy store/bakery that said "NO PIE SORRY. NO LOIRTING. EXIT DOOR IN BACK." Then, highlighted in bright yellow, "No Touch Candy Store." The owners spoke perfect English is what made the sign so baffling

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

Clearly they didn't want people touching the candy, which sounds perfectly reasonable to me

[@Funni_Slime_Human]

Just wanted to confuse everyone else?

[@averysadpizza6714]

aw hell naw i-

[@boldandbrash259]

Store Owner: DID I FECKING STUTTER!?

[@stephaniemorrissey123]

😂😂😂

[@enigmadrath1780]

A sign on a shop door in Jakarta: *EVERYONE WELCOME BUT NO THANK YOU* What am I suppose to do with that?

[@EllpaFox47]

sounds like how i feel about social interaction

[@justanother-KongYiJi]

It means patrons or consumers are welcome but not beggars and bards (street musicians but they are soo bad they might be just annoying version of beggars)

[@LovelyLara123]

@@EllpaFox47Lol I’m autistic and I DESPISE social interaction cos I fear I’ll do something not socially acceptable, and that just about sums it up 😂

[@NaveeSeal]

"do not grab your own balls, we will grab them for you" sounds like the weirdest pickup line, and "violators will be towed and find $50" sounds like a monopoly card that is actually pretty good gameplay-wise.

[@Hellenic_Empire]

That's actually genius.... instead of having to deal with people calling about their towed car, just let them find 50$

[@polygonally_dunce7813]

Its just like that "shoplifters will be prostituted " sign ive seen

[@Oxygen1004]

a card that makes a player go to free parking and the person who uses it get $50

[@real_dddf]

a royal pickup line too... unless of course you are with your homies picking up a guy together for gruppe sechs.

[@pandawholikesSetItOff]

Lmao true

[@dizzy_jump]

"Please do not the cat" "It is forbidden to dog"

[@kaikaukenas4927]

'do not animals'

[@Maddie05007]

"No pets amd other food allowed"

[@kaseyleitchnextgen3281]

I don’t even know how you dog.

[@rapidreload8]

Are we allowed to hamster?

[@dizzy_jump]

@ sure

[@nettie367]

Anxiety disorders for $45? Really? Thank god i got mine for free

[@thatonecubchoo1541]

I still want a refund

[@raquelth]

Same

[@2012petvet]

Mood

[@rileylittleraven]

Yeah, I mean I have about six of them so I'd be about $300 poorer - $300 that I don't have.

[@lampylightbulb]

Same

[@Subpar1O1]

My favourite is the one they showed on Top Gear that says "Thank you for driving through our village" and a car has driven straight through it

[@Spongyboi897]

I remember watching a video and then seeing a sign that said this "Please Do Not Enter The Pig World"

[@dangerousnoodle8779]

I really like the one clip where a sign said "secret nuclear bunker"

[@crashoutt-mahone]

ohhhhhh yes a classic.

[@iontheprotogen]

Top gear has had some great wordplay with signs, and specifically fake sponsors on cars

[@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89]

Clarkson, May and Hammond are a classic.

[@MrYfrank14]

A sign in my area on a road read, "road wet when raining." They changed it to," water on road when raining". Since it was a construction site, I think they meant they had to temporarily block the drains for the construction, so water would pool up on the road when it rained, but they just couldn't figure out how to say it.

[@thogging]

road raining when water? water when road.

[@NoriMori1992]

They should've used the word "flooding" somewhere in there 😂

[@toumabyakuya]

@@NoriMori1992 Yeah, maybe something like: "The road will be flooded during rain."

[@elmurcis1]

"Big splash possible"

[@heatherduke7703]

I believe they were looking for the term “standing water” 😅

[@colorfromheaven3386]

This entire video was chaotic af I was not prepared to choke on my crackers

[@joshuan.]

Oh thank goodness, I thought I was the only one choke-laughing while watching his new videos!

[@bookandquilldoodles]

You should always be prepared to choke on crackers when watching his videos

[@TwoHeadedMeerkat]

Oy! Now that's just uncalled for, lad. They prefer to be called "white people."

[@spurcalluth6300]

I think your white people were also not prepared.

[@sophia_jane]

You should try the strange juice to wash them down with

[@kalémsc]

I saw a sign in Manchester (Or Tenerife, I cant remember) airport saying: *Escalators are NOT suitable for wheelchairs under ANY circumstances.* I often picture the incident that caused that sign to be a necessity.

[@InventorZahran]

"Dogs must be carried while riding escalator." **picks up a random dog and carries it**

[@coolcatcartoons]

Damn, I’m always getting Manchester and Tenerife confused too

[@santiagoremedi7385]

I love how ur options are either Manchester or T E N E R I F E lol

[@tantalizingtiddies7387]

NOOOOO

[@tigerdoodat5427]

They must have gone on holiday from Manchester to Tenerife (or vice versa).

[@jingusbingus]

2:43 “we sell hot drinks!” Hot *choclæt* , ᵗᵉ

[@kaikaukenas4927]

Teh

[@johnalfred4401]

Chewing cum

[@itzenderstyles8107]

Chewing cum 60p

[@silverflight01]

"Keep to right." _Points up-left_ "Please keep left" _Points right_ "Right lane must right left" _Uh…_ _Man runs right but arrow points left_ "What" That was the funniest chain of wrong direction signs I've ever seen

[@carolinevaillant1176]

"Right lane must right left" I'm gonna make this my new wallpaper. LOL

[@HackerMan203]

Turn right to go left

[@AbeerDevvChandel]

@@HackerMan203 The last one was an explanation of friction.

[@JohnW-sy1eo]

Reminds me of a (still my favorite) meme: An obviously green crayon, proudly labeled, "Blue"

[@thewhiteknight6169]

Matt does such an incredible transition between saying the "normal" phrases in an even tone to going with whatever insanity is required for reading everything else on the sign. (See 3:14 for reference)

[@The_Sleepiest_Socialist]

I think he clips it.

[@TheGalaxyWings]

0:48 *baboons*

[@ArrowMaster_]

An*l beads

[@witherking6651]

Spamton style.

[@GlowBerryPumpkin]

😰 is that 3.14159

[@aikotitilai3820]

2:25 they said they speak English, not that they write it

[@burakalp34]

0:30 As someone who speaks Turkish, the sign is supposed to say: "Dear guests, please only swim in the areas allocated to you and do water sports activities at least 200 meters offshore. Thank you for your understanding." It is translated so badly because they didn't put any punctuation or any other sort of separation between the different sentences

[@madhumitachatterjee6257]

0:45 Also , as an Indian, I can tell that it's supposed to say " Please do not eat on the floor/carpet" . Well, the mistranslation was comedy gold.

[@101jir]

Well and it doesn't help that "face" can mean the face of a cliff or a part of the body. Probably thought "your face" would refer to the cliff face nearest the reader.

[@LauPaSat-pl]

@@madhumitachatterjee6257 Without any understanding of Hindi (?) I thought it meant something like "Exporting carpet strictly prohibited"

[@bilginoyuncu1588]

@@101jir in Turkish yüz mean swim or face. Ben yüzüyorum mean im swimming but benim yüzüm mean my face

[@imjustapoorwayfaringgeek]

​@@bilginoyuncu1588 also it can mean a hundred

[@Zegata82]

Still the best British person ever

[@liberalcitydweller]

Matt deserves to be the new king

[@1224chrisng]

second only to the Queen, so first by default now

[@themyofmy]

*only British person ever

[@Funni_Slime_Human]

@@themyofmy can confirm, i am legally a Canadian Isles resident. We don't use British, we use Canadian American.

[@weaselbeee]

@@themyofmy allow me to introduce myself

[@minecraftsandblock]

" Violators will be towed and find $50 " sounds like a monopoly chance card

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

The sign at 1:57 in Greek (ΘΥΜΗΣΟΥ is pronounced thee-me-so) and English has an interesting story behind it. Apparently, it's an artwork (a series of ten road signs) installed as part of the 2022 exhibition "Micro-stories of a Mutable Landscape" on the island of Ios. The main objective of this is to get locals to remember what Ios used to be before uncontrolled privatization of large areas, and catch the attention of visitors alike as well, with the need to protect the natural and cultural heritage of the island.

[@meniakeskesiadou]

Nice!! Καλησπέρα φίλε!

[@RexoryByzaboo]

Remember.

[@anaknifamtayo8517]

@@RexoryByzaboo remember

[@MangInutil]

@@anaknifamtayo8517 rember

[@-alovelygaycat-]

@@MangInutil Don’t foret

[@jellymunoz8555]

The fact that he screamed "Ĭ̢̧̞͖͕̱̪̠̲̜̩̜̬͓̣͔̿̑ͅ͏̶̸̢̧̨̧̢̕͟͜͟͠͞͝S̮̬̘̠̳̝̫̠͕͑̏̽̍͞ͅ͏̵̨̀҉͢ ̬̣͇͎͖̦̠̘̣ͣ͒ͨ̓̉̐͏̷̵̨̨̀͘͟͝͡͏̷M̴̵͖͉̞͈̹̩͉̩̱̜̠̖̣̍̄͋̽̕͜Ơ̸̷̢̰̙̜̝̟͖͇̰̬̩͉̱ͬ̓̒̃ͪ̈̀̚͘͢͟͝͠͠M̧̝̪̟̗̹̟̣̩̺̗̯̺̟͍ͬ̀͂͊̐̓ͦ̾͘͘͡͡҉̶̴̷̸̴̷̴̡̀͞E͔̹͔͖̜̗̳̟͙̩̯̼̭̠̭̗͙ͫ̈̀̍͒͑ͅ҉͏̴̷̧̡̡̨̨́̕͢͏͘͘͝҉͢N̹̩̺̭̠̦͇̺̳̹͉̳͇̠̋͑͆͌̌̅͆͏̢Ṭ̻̜̝̮̩̉ͧ́͌͂̄͌ͣ̃͗͆ͧͥͪͥͬͩ̚͝ ̨͖̣̙̩̙̦̟̖͇̙̬͍̼̳̜̳͑͒̋̿ͫ̂̂̾ͯ́̚̕͠" at the very top of his lungs was very funny

[@griffinshorts785]

What

[@darkdruidsvale]

where is this?

[@sincerecinnamon]

H̶͖͖͑ḑ̶̯͓̏̒͌̏͠h̴̗̟̼̪͗d̵̖̬̹͎͐͛̓b̷̢͖͇͖̺̼̈̎̚d̷̟̳͈͎̝̊̍̍G̵̨͈̲̞̳̑̈́̂̽͌j̵̢̧̹̠̗̻̮̯̼͕̰̦̒̀̓̉͌̈̓̆͆̉͘͝f̵̡̞̖͇͓͉̮̙̣̠̪̥̰̝̎͆i̸̢̛̹̮̬̥̥͑̿̊͌̽͂̽̊͋́̓͌̉̊v̸̯̘̳̜͚͖͓͇̩͉̜̯̉̓̂̑̀͋͂̍̄̓̄́͜e̸̡̤̩̭̩͊͐̄̏̂̾h̶̛͙̦̲͈̱̣͙̞͙̮̼͗͋̕5̵̧̧̺͇̟̱̦̥͗͜ͅf̶͚̯͌͐̓́̅͘͝u̶͎̻̭̓̈́̀̋̇́̈́̚g̸̩̗͉̥͈̅͐͆͂̋̆͘

[@SparkyCas]

@@darkdruidsvale 0:56 is the timestamp for that moment

[@darkdruidsvale]

@@SparkyCas ah

[@mr_lim2009]

The sign at 2:50 is referring to Kiwi fruit juice. In chinese, the phrase "奇异 [qíyì]" (meaning strange), has a similar pronounciation as "kiwi". Therefore its used for both kiwi birds and fruits.

[@Cassxowary]

what about kiwi people?

[@3rdalbum]

The sign is purposely miswritten. I've been to this restaurant, it's very much done on purpose.

[@benathan6239]

Interesting how they would call it kiwi fruit in China considering the Kiwi fruit originates in China

[@gamingwithlukeJToH]

this is the second time on the Matt Rose channel that "qi" has caused a confusing moment.

[@Raspberr3-d9i]

@@benathan6239 猕猴桃，the monkey's fruit i guess

[@elliesteele2027]

I like how 1:45 implies that this sign managed to get stuck in a tree and is now calling for help.

[@EGLEWRRR]

The tree appears to have eaten it

[@wob1918]

the wise tree

[@Jappenessee]

it appears to have teef

[@phantomwarrior8686]

​@@aspirit9763it also certainly looks like a tree you don't want to mess with lol 😂

[@LeanAndMean44]

I thought a man was stuck in there and managed to make that sign calling for help

[@YaBoiThorin]

Matt- how have you not done cooking fails yet? A proclaimed and revered chef yourself should be able to laugh at the inexperienced amongst us

[@psycless]

AMONG US!!!

[@midwestskiesinnyc]

amongst us

[@liastaob]

He did cakes once, that was the first video of his I watched!

[@yukisoba8888]

AMONG US ! !!!! !! ! ! !! 1 1! ! EHG*UYS HE SAID THE FUNN?Y THGINNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@InventorZahran]

Among us

[@amity.mp3]

When I was a kid, there was this restaurant that my family would frequent and it had this beautiful outdoor seating area with big trees. There was this one massive tree that had a sign on it saying *BEWARE OF* *Falling* *Scorpions* It was supposed to say not to climb the tree because you could fall or encounter scorpions, but my dad and I thought it was warning us that scorpions would just fall out of the tree onto people below. Needless to say, we avoided that tree like the plague!

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

The health center at my college has a sign that says: "Do not use doors if locked" which isn't crazy or anything, but is a bit redundant I think

[@polygonally_dunce7813]

That is the most useless sign ever created

[@aidenstanley7305]

A lot of rules are written in blood. I believe that one may just be down to stupidity.

[@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts]

Closed doors are closed.

[@snailsaredumb9412]

I saw a sign once in a hotel that said "under Nevada law; anyone caught smoking in the stairwell will be terminated" and it wasn't a paper sign but a real vinyl on metal one. Makes me wonder if anyone's been terminated

[@101jir]

Pretty sure they meant fired (referring to employees ofc) but still funny.

[@thogging]

terminated, which means they get publicly executed with a guillotine on the balcony while everybody cheers

[@lxmesoda]

my dad should smoke there and get terminated (i live in nevada(

[@wademifsud7046]

“Mashed potatoes and Aspergers” my favourite 😂

[@georgefeser6483]

There's one near me that says "Do Not Exit On Door. Leave door in door in fire."

[@iantaakalla8180]

That is fair. Usually you want to limit the doors you touch in fire to prevent the fire gaining more oxygen.

[@phantompig]

“EATING CARPET STRICTLY PROHIBITED” Would you rather it be allowed?

[@InventorZahran]

Yes, it should be legal everywhere. LGBT+ people deserve equal rights!

[@stephaniemorrissey123]

Lesbians certainly would...

[@sevionmelidan1682]

I can think of some ladies who wouldn't mind.

[@carolinevaillant1176]

I want it allowed because I love eating carpet with my wine! (lol)

[@ItsLucy_GD]

I'm hungry and all I have is a piece of carpet. What should I do?

[@theittheit6075]

0:10 Everywhere I go, I see his face 😭 AmOnG uS

[@saladglove]

The "If you see someone DROWNING, lol. " one GOT ME

[@snowikitt1558]

Matt I suggested this in the last video but you should look at bad mobile games! I feel like you’d have a blast with some of them. Like, for instance, “My Horse Prince” is my sleep paralysis demon

[@OneOfLeftysBrothers]

YES

[@CoolLookinPea]

Do not play my horse prince unless you don’t want to sleep

[@thicc_astley]

omg my horse prince is an experience and a half i completely forgot about it

[@TheMerlinRailway]

Great Idea!

[@Baloongis2]

@Finally 🅥 i didn't want it

[@Benjy52]

This reminds me of the “Lane Closed To Reduce Air Congestion” road sign that debuted on Top Gear.

[@beek.4860]

I am strangely reminded of the "STAIRS" sign in my high school which slowly dropped letters over the course of my sophomore year, going from the original to "STIRS" to "SIRS" to "IRS" to "IS"

[@carolinevaillant1176]

is iphone? (Found on GioFilms) more like: is stairs?

[@petraspetraitis3355]

IS

[@petraspetraitis3355]

IS

[@Xnoob545]

That went from Internal Revenue Service to the Islamic State real quick

[@blorbaltude]

THE BATTLE OF THE GODS I AND S WHO WILL FALL NEXT

[@icecreamchats]

I’m currently in the library taking a break from work and I keep trying to watch this video but the way you read every sign has me on the edge of bursting out laughing. Curse you and your amazing content!

[@NovaltyGames]

2:32 Ah yes, Aspergers. My favourite food.

[@LunaAgent]

I really want to see the look on matts face when he reads these out This is also the comments section I'm most scared about spelling something wrong in lol

[@yukisoba8888]

why?

[@StuffandThings_]

Don't worry, any wrong spellings might just end up with you in a video! I mean, everybody always wants to be a part of a video... right?

[@Axeeco]

@@StuffandThings_ Everybody wants to be in a video... until they end up in Peter Griffin Plays BO2 Mic Trolling #7

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

"Eating carpet strictly prohibited" It better be at an airport...flying carpets aren't cheap y'know and Aladdin needs a ride home. Gotta say, as an Aspie, that grilled salmon and mashed potatoes spesial was a pretty good deal. For it has given me vast knowledge of useless information...and trains.

[@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89]

That must be something.

[@_-NatureMations-_]

I heard somebody else say it's badly translated from Indian, and means ''Don't eat on the floor/carpet''

[@circumferenceofthecircle7083]

It meant "Eating on carpet is strictly prohibited".

[@DeckedSneeze709]

thank goodness i only smoke quietly

[@birthdaycat8996]

lol i just got off school and i heard someone scream "QUEEN ELIZABETH WAS THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON AND SHE TRIED TO MURDER ME!!" in class today

[@birthdaycat8996]

@Finally 🅥 no

[@crashoutt-mahone]

😂😂😂😂

[@jkeat8597]

skull emoji

[@Mr.Bouncer]

💀💀💀💀

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

...Is that person okay? Like, do they need help, or were they just messing around..?

[@Zappy7119]

Bad signs indeed

[@cybercritterowo]

These are signs that you need a new sign.

[@mimikyuu778]

@Finally 🅥 No

[@slaxorzz]

@Finally 🅥 no

[@Chunky_Water]

True

[@Rhongomyniado]

why does it say it has 4 replies but there are none

[@Dustdustdust6948]

0:24 it is forbidden to dog

[@LeanAndMean44]

The pic is what killed me

[@Tanthemanreal]

It kinda makes sense in British English

[@dasaisbusyrightnow]

​@@Tanthemanreal Soothouse reference

[@Tanthemanreal]

@@dasaisbusyrightnow glad we can't see the bottom image cause it look like he's properly giving that dog seat.

[@benjaminerickson26]

do not the cat

[@aesthetic_rxses]

Once saw a sign that said "please pay your parking fees before existing". I don't even own a car- Edit: why are you guys liking this-

[@jetpond7904]

*existing*

[@ilikehcomikgame]

goodbye! :)

[@1224chrisng]

so fetuses will have to pay? what if you're Buddhist tho?

[@weirdLEXbutok]

back into the spirit world you go i guess 🤣

[@thisguyisfine1512]

You don't exist, simple as that

[@randomsomewhat-kinda-quasi1065]

2:13 - why call me out like that?

[@AnomalousNormie]

I watch your vids before bed. The way you read posts and signs brings me to laughing tears each time. I forget my paranoia and anxiety for a bit and it makes sleeping at night easier.

[@spooderman6312]

"School zone, produce speed" That's when you know to hit the gas pedal at full speed, it's time to hit some kids

[@undefined6512]

Speed Racer moment

[@ceqell]

indeed indeed

[@efovex]

I thought it was an invitation to set up an amphetamine factory nearby (handy bc you've got your customers next door!)

[@ceqell]

@@efovex good one

[@Asian_Italy]

That why thailand has a lot of accidents

[@ensco7]

I love that the volume of your voice reflects the way things are written. 0:53 was the only time I genuinely laughed today.

[@BLP_Memes]

OUR TOASTER out *off* SERVES and this *IS MOMENT* we can *STILL* GRILLED! Sorry for *INCONVENIENCE!!!*

[@jonathanc6767]

read the giant words now, top to bottom

[@stargirlooo]

The worst part is at 1:57 it isn't even a bad translation, it's literally what it says. Even I have no idea what it means by remember.

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

i once saw a sign that said "NO TRESSPISSING, VIOLATERS WILL VIOLATED"

[@carolinevaillant1176]

"No tresspissing, violaters will violated" WTAF did I just read??

[@HackerMan203]

Ahh yes the floor is made of the floor

[@Terra_Lopez]

Ha ha, that's soooo good! 😆😁😊😄

[@BinglesP]

If it's here to take a whizz, then it'll be forced to jizz

[@crazybird199]

Can I return my Anxiety Disorder? It's not what I thought it would be.

[@ashley.8570]

Yeah me too... tell me if you get a good deal somewhere :)

[@BetaTester704]

No return policy.

[@amandapanda5087]

I'm wondering the same

[@sevionmelidan1682]

Do you still have the receipt?

[@oZqdiac]

*points toward sign that says REFUNDS ONLY FOR THE FIRST 48 HOURS AFTER PURCHASE* sorry, I don’t make the rules, I just follow them

[@Aventra730]

0:25 It should be: It is forbidden to walk the dog

[@polsdre]

Even with the normal saying, it still doesnt help the sign

[@MichelleAtxtxsaagtllred]

more like it is forbidden to fuck the dog (no literally it is illegal in America. maybe even in other countries)

[@dukefang1001]

Still, you should not the dog.

[@AlexanderShamov]

If you walk the walk, you should dog the dog.

[@LeanAndMean44]

No shit

[@lucinda_null]

I was in silent study hall watching this and I promised I wouldn’t laugh and disturb everyone. (I laughed)

[@tantalizingtiddies7387]

Did you get kicked out?

[@lucinda_null]

@@tantalizingtiddies7387 no but the monitor gave me a death stare

[@Hannah-uv8hy]

Laughed at this with my dad. He never gets my humour so it was a nice experience! Thanks!

[@RomanesEuntDomus.]

He gets your humour, he just doesn't care about you 😂

[@Hannah-uv8hy]

@@RomanesEuntDomus. damn someone is projecting

[@keilancarroll2459]

0:29 Ok i can explain this... so in a lot of European countries if youre leaving a place they will show a sign with the name crossed out. So i guess this please is called "dont". Huh.

[@jcption]

2:57 he turned into the pyro

[@BozoFox42069]

Da Kenny

[@minifyesnumberonehater]

Oh my god, they killed Kenny!

[@CoreyTheTMFFan8]

I prefer pyro

[@idt1]

1:38 slip carefully is one of my life mottos

[@idt1]

First time Matt Rose liked a comment of mine, i wanna cry TTvTT

[@heinrich.hitzinger]

@@idt1 Congratulations!

[@elliesteele2027]

1:37

[@idt1]

@@elliesteele2027 you're right, ty! ':D

[@lukiwei9468]

A futile effort surpasses surrender. Even your failures should be orchestrated to benefit you regardless

[@roibiiin]

I can only imagine that the sign at 2:29 is where you get any of the Tudors to come to your house and just stay at your house for like a week and help your child with homework sometimes.

[@supercat4539]

It is actually very common for a horse to parasail. How do you think they win the triple crown?

[@crashoutt-mahone]

@Finally 🅥 what

[@Patshy03]

The one at 0:15 is actually the literal translation of "Disculpen las molestias" which in Spanish means "Sorry for the inconvenience" but can also mean "please apologize" and I found that really funny for me.

[@JuanGaytanS]

As a transitive verb, it means to excuse. As a pronominal verb, “disculparse”, it means to apologize, literally to excuse oneself.

[@johnnytheyoungmaestro]

I saw a sign while on the 8th grade trip to Washington, D.C., and it actually said "Warning: Staircase".

[@zerolayne8245]

2:41 Is that a threat, a warning, or a promise? All are equally disturbing-

[@Prototype_Gamez]

It’s all at once

[@blorbaltude]

@@Prototype_Gamez a thrarnise

[@Prototype_Gamez]

@@blorbaltude yes

[@superpokemonbros.9441]

Either way, I love it

[@_str4wb_]

What is ejaculating?

[@rebel6301]

2:19 as an australian, i can confirm this is every sign here. so proud to see my country so well-represented in a matt rose video

[@zagnose]

#AustralianRepresentationMatters

[@thogging]

ʎɹʇunoɔ ɹno pǝʇuǝsǝɹdǝɹ ʎllɐǝɹ ǝɥ

[@manishpoojari9457]

​@@thogging ¿ɐdɪ ɓuɪsn sɪ oɥʍ

[@Foxstep_le_cat]

0:51 something about the way he says "BABOONS" cracks me up every time

[@JosieAndTheFurbs]

Yes, I certainly am diabetes. I don't have diabetes. I AM. DIABETES. Just makes you feel powerful, you know?

[@mccloud1817]

Diabetic Walter White.

[@spacem80]

As a disabled elderly pregnant child myself, I feel it unjust that my kind is denied access to the toilets all others can use.

[@thogging]

Wow. I have the elderly child disorder too, ugh i hate the law

[@Liggliluff]

(0:29) That's a place called Dont, for example there's one place in Italy. When you exit a town/city in several countries in Europe, it's the place name with a red line across. So it doesn't mean "do not don't" but rather "the city limits of Dont ends here"

[@BinglesP]

I'm sure dozens of other Garden Path Sentences could be made out of that

[@thesciencebehind01]

I can only imagine the confusion your neighbors have when you start shouting some of the random stuff in these videos

[@Matt_Rose]

When screaming "help" from across the room for 1:45 I did then finish by yelling "no no I'm fiiiine I'm fiiiine" so they wouldn't call the police or anything 😅

[@Dumb-]

@@Matt_Rose lmfao 💀 I can only imagine the amount of times you’ve had to do this lol

[@Srafei]

​@@Matt_Rose u

[@officialSgtPepperArc360]

There's even one that says "GO SLOW / ACCIDENT P¤RN AREA".

[@InventorZahran]

"Slow children; hunting with shotgun only."

[@carolinevaillant1176]

But how TF would you get _accidental_ -porn- ? Like I understand that this is accidental but you didn't need to shout about porn to me!

[@InventorZahran]

@@carolinevaillant1176 No no no, you've got it all wrong. The pr0n is not accidental, it is pr0n OF accidents. In other words, any accidents that occur in the area marked by that sign will be photographed and/or filmed for pr0n0graphic purposes. This explanation is compliant with Rule 34 of The Internets, so it must be true.

[@carolinevaillant1176]

@@InventorZahran LOL you're such a comedian

[@JoeDave-r3p]

@@InventorZahran Accident porn? I don’t know what that is. And I don’t want to know.

[@MichaelDavis-zu2ko]

There's a sign on a ferry dock where I vacation that's supposed to say "No jumping or diving from this pier" It was changed to say "jump or dive from this pier" Before they put that one up, someone changed the previous one to just say "jump in"

[@cymtastique]

2:03 I had a nightmare about that once. I stepped onto the field and was immediately submerged and there was nothing for me to grab to pull myself back up. Thanks for reminding me of it, lol😅

[@wob1918]

wow

[@book_roblox]

Most average field in Ohio 💀💀

[@Prototype_Gamez]

For me it was just as soon as I stepped on the field, a entire army of slendy-tubbies chased me, it wasnt scary, but it *was* random

[@Jappenessee]

2:02

[@HackerMan203]

You have entered the backrooms,please wake up to exit.

[@Sarveproductions]

1:54 honestly hope you do a full video on these types of neon/light up sign goofs because there’s tons of untapped potential for finding some real funny ones. One example I can think was how I had been on a car ride back home from a fishing trip at night and somewhere along the line I spotted a CVS sign that had a word or two darkened so all that was left was “24 hr poo” or something like that lol

[@bewearstar9462]

I saw a funny fred myer sign flied

[@minifyesnumberonehater]

There was this one shoe warehouse in my neighbour hood that once had a neon logo sign that said “hoe house”

[@sylvanticx]

my little cousin has a swimsuit that says "speedo" on it, except the s and the o rubbed off. Good to know who to avoid in the swimming pool.

[@sams_enfp]

@@sylvanticx better the o than one of the e's

[@dolfyrantsparodies608]

⁠​⁠@@sams_enfpstill better than an s and an e

[@rb5078]

“Life’s too short for anything.” Felt that one in my soul.

[@andromeda_va39]

2:32 I almost spit out my water, this was so funny. This sign is Asparagus approved!

[@Kyle___Broflovski]

I though he said ass burgers for a second 😭

[@FacebankMan]

ăs-pur-jers

[@Lynk56]

1:47 don’t threaten me with a good time

[@Hellfireandfriends]

0:25 third meme of the do not sign trilogy (first one being do not the cat, second being do not fish)

[@nvmgtg]

I was bleeding uncontrollably then I saw this,I am bleeding more from laughing but now I am happy

[@lordfelidae4505]

Please prevent exsanguination

[@andromeda_va39]

Ayo same

[@lucinda_null]

Are you ok?

[@saltdad5263]

bro are you good????

[@ceazclair137]

Felt this. Hope your bleeding stops soon!

[@jackb3822]

0:20 Has given me the realization that you can use any exit you want, what are they gonna do? Kick you out? You’re way ahead of them.

[@Benjy52]

1:58 I grew up near that “Sign Not In Use” sign. Memories 😂

[@lofthouse23]

Ironic irony at it's finest

[@dranziken]

2:47 fuck does that mean though??

[@Ritolou]

It's both child abuse and cannibalism.

[@carolinevaillant1176]

@@Ritolou it's actually called child abunalism. It's a mix of both ^.^

[@Ritolou]

@@carolinevaillant1176 yeah true

[@mewiproductions]

No dogs chasing people on wheelchairs.

[@Mr_Retro]

Veal?

[@Zappz2000x]

3:26 the pan out to see how jumbled up the sign truly looked was so funny

[@TheTurtleGamer196]

2:10 "I kill you!" - Achmed the Skeleton

[@yush7221]

1:30 Story of my life...

[@thelakeman2538]

0:45 funny thing is the hindi version of that message is correct but they forgot the preposition for the english version.

[@thogging]

i used to have a sign near the local park that said "Please do not leave children or the man will get them" the person who had made the sign probably meant people would kidnap them but i dont understand why they made it so disturbing

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

"Tudoring" sounds like something a zombie Henry VIII would come up with to try to bait women to him (because they'll assume he misspelled tutoring of course) and then when they don't give him a boy...well I think you know what happens next.

[@Ursi_]

"This young chess player just beat the world champion, he must of cheated, but how..." "I've got it... 3:27"

[@ThatGreenLED]

Ah, I saw you followed that story too.

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

@@ThatGreenLED what story

[@ThatGreenLED]

@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 basically there was a chess match between two people and one of them was accused of cheating with what was mentioned in the comment. (I would describe it more but I think KZbin would delete my comment)

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

@ThatGreenLED put slashes between alot of the letters. I'm vaguely sure I know who you are talking about..

[@ThatGreenLED]

@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 ah okay. basically one of them were accused of putting a chess bot in a/n/a/l/b/e/a/d/s to cheat

[@portalmaster_tcp]

once i saw a sign that said "Free Air"

[@osheridan]

So... Tax free?

[@portalmaster_tcp]

@@osheridan Probably not. Never trust only the advertising.

[@Zachary360Games]

Best sign I’ve seen recently was a digital sign on the road that said VIOLENCE SEPT 17, very shocking at first until it went to the next part where it was about a marathon to end teen violence.

[@masteryoda7207]

😂 Particularly majestic editing and timing on this one Matt, had me in tears!

[@rileymosman2808]

Wow. Just wow. Amazing work. I am literally stunned by how funny you are whilst reading these signs. The 4/8, the faraway "help" this is transformative work at its finest. Thank you, sir for your extraordinary skill!

[@ryaquaza3offical]

Sign: *It is forbidden to dog* My local Doggers: “that sign can’t stop me because I can’t read”

[@JoeBleasdaleReal]

The best thing about the “It is forbidden to dog” sign is the position of the dog and the person 😂😂😂😂

[@beepboopboopbeep3]

Do not the dog please

[@daren_k77]

1:37 I might as well give some context By right the sign 小心滑落 translates to something like 'be careful/mindful of slipping' and if you can wrap your head around translation errors you can see how this headed that direction. Another iteration of this is ‘小心地滑’ where the translation to 'slip carefully' actually makes complete sense. 地 in this context refers to the ground, and 滑 refers to the adjective 'slippery'. But depending on how you use the words, 地 can mean 'in this manner, like this' and 滑 can also be used as a verb, i.e. 'to slip'. So essentially with 小心 meaning be careful/carefully (again, depending on how you use the word) you end up with, instead of '小心'(be careful)'地'(the floor)'滑'(is slippery) You get '小心'(carefully)'地'(in this manner)'滑'(slip) Anyway, even if it's a bad translation, if you slip carefully, you wouldn't get hurt either.

[@LeanAndMean44]

How to slip carefully tho lmao

[@X-SPONGED]

0:25 Sign : "It is forbidden to dog" Guy on The Sign : _"But the funny glowing text on the ground told me to try dog but hole..."_

[@dominicrichardson5546]

They did this on top gear years ago except just road signs. "Sign not in use" was one of the ones they included

[@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89]

I still haven't quit laughing at that campaign.

[@GabeCoolwater]

Yesterday I saw a sign at a store that said: Lunch break - from 2.30pm to 1.30pm

[@anidiotsandwich1524]

I cannot remember the last time I laughed this much at one of your videos,absolutely beautiful