Badly Translated Indian History

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I translated Wikipedia's timeline of Indian History from 4000BC all the way to the modern day using languages with terrible translation quality, this was the result.
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India Medieval - Civ 6
India - Civ 4
Sri Lanka - Rise of Nations
Battle of Panipat - EU4
Charge Of The War Elephants - CK2
India Atomic - Civ 6
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[@starvharv]

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[@Trolligi]

With the recent addition of over a hundred new languages into Google translate, I’m sure you’ll have loads of fun with those

[@Seven71987]

So He has a father or at least an adopted father and Mende is as op as him. I wonder if Rissimo from the Roman History was Mende's dad or was Rissimo the father of his real dad, who knows.

[@TwisterGamesEverywhere]

how do you make these vids?

[@channelofthepeople-98]

I feel like the Indonesian-Greek Empire had a war with Malawi-Lithuania, so no wonder why Malawi was destroyed in April 20, 1946.

[@nothingtheidiot]

i have no clue how but your editing feels so much better without making the older videos look out of place, how is that even possible holy hell

[@VillaFanDan92]

"Why is there so much cricket?" he asks whilst reading the history of India.

[@ChaseHeeler]

As an Aussie cricket player myself, i have come across my fair share of indian cricket players. Such an important part of Indian culture

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

What does cricket have to do with India at all?

[@juliamavroidi8601]

​@@fuzzyotterpaws4395I mean it was a British Colony...

[@akmuchbetter9782]

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 bro we just won the wc, india is cricket

[@Ironbanner12]

We won a wc 🎉🎉

[@makipom]

2600 BC) "Tourism Guide for Adults" by Damian Indus releases. 1900 BC) The mature Indian civilization ended in Indian tourism. Damn it, Damian! You had one job!

[@LoafOfCat123]

wait what

[@ExtantPerson]

@@LoafOfCat123Damien single-handedly collapsed India’s tourism economy.

[@MoonMoverGaming]

I mean, seven-hundred years ain't bad.

[@rage8673]

Well atleast he held for 700 yrs

[@Mamenber]

Do not blame Damian, he was the one who delayed the collapse by over 500 years.

[@michelletuband]

"Do things." - Agni Very inspirational.

[@armaanmadari5075]

3AM motivation 🔥

[@SRJ7798]

He is the god of fire 🔥🔥

[@flatbreadjk]

Thanks Agni

[@robinchesterfield42]

@@SRJ7798 And interestingly, as the god of fire, his name has some letters in common with the word: IGNITE. I dunno if this means anything, I just thought it was kinda cool. :)

[@SRJ7798]

@@robinchesterfield42 Those are actually connected. Ignite cones from Latin ignītus which comes from Latin ignis (“fire”), from Proto-Indo-European God of fire *h₁n̥gʷnis, and thus it is related to Sanskrit अग्नि (agní), Lithuanian ugnis, and Russian ого́нь (ogónʹ)

[@itisiumair4358]

"The middle aged man goes after someone else's happiness" Is the most accurate thing out of this video 😞

[@tylerthecreator333]

Real

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodbi6207]

Didn't know my dad showed up in Indian history

[@Idk-dc7hv]

“Name three songs”

[@LucasXavierReis]

ong

[@Michal-je1hx]

​@@Idk-dc7hv true!

[@bluebeastgamer7494]

16:53 Google translated Bangladesh liberation war as Cricket match 😭😭😭

[@lukelyall5879]

Imagine if it was started by that like the 1969 football war

[@bluebeastgamer7494]

@@lukelyall5879 there wasn't that much cricket craze in India until when we won 1981 worldcup. Millions of People in India didn't have a television and it was considered luxury. And radio was as available as television are available nowdays. I don't think in 1971 people in the region cared about it. But anyways if it happend then it would be funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@M1551NGN0]

That became dark very quick 😂

[@officiallymarvellous]

​@@bluebeastgamer7494 1983*

[@burgxr]

"There were terrorist attacks in Pakistan , Bangladesh and Afghanistan - and no one escaped" best ending

[@modlich_303]

love the tiny lore bits about this badly translated world. "large non-kitchen structures" implies that previously, all large structures, were kitchens, meaning, that the Indian civilization is/was very food-centric in their religion

[@floatingnecc4842]

I mean it is true lol

[@ΒασίληςΒλάχος-τ3κ]

3:16 "The Greco-Indonisian Buddhist empire" sounds extremely rad

[@leoleboss9414]

It's probably greco-indian kingdom mistranslated

[@lawden210]

I wish it was real

[@Deridus]

Imagining a Greco-Indonesian state is a wild fusion. Imagine finding a Parthenon in New Guinea or Borneo after it being lost for a thousand years.

[@vaiyt]

​@@Deridusif alexander kept going for a wjhile longer

[@anil2584]

​@@vaiyt He wouldn't be able to cross the nandas.

[@catriamflockentanz]

10:48 King of Syria *dies* People run to HIM. "Our great king died!" HIM: "So what?" People: "Sowat will be the name by which he will be remembered!"

[@pranavjoshi1471]

🤣

[@TheMegaMarshtomp]

I'm not certain that's an Islamic name... "SO WHAT?!"

[@Deridus]

@@catriamflockentanz i can't believe I had to read that thrice to get it. Bravo!

[@equilibrum999]

true stori.

[@Average_NPC_Viewer]

It's funny how in almost any video, cambodia and vietnam are mentioned atleast once

[@pocketmarcy6990]

I think it’s because one of the languages translated from is Khmer (Cambodian)

[@maciejbala477]

@@pocketmarcy6990 yeah, i'd wager Vietnamese is in there too, and generally South Asian languages

[@kwamesmith3214]

Besides Turkish, Lithuanian, and Spanish origins, HE is also Cambodian-Vietnamese… thus HE must praise his roots 🤣🤣😎😎

[@2-BIT_OfficialGameDEV]

Cos i think those languages translate the word country directly to their names,or maybe i am wrong as vietnam literally means south south

[@SrirachaChugChallenge747-jq7by]

the chinese characters used to write vietnam mean to cross south

[@erinsgeography3619]

11:01 How did they build the Penetrating Building? They erected it.

[@thetownofwilhelm6834]

During Operation Blackcock

[@marek4429]

🥁

[@thehistoryvideogameandgame4730]

⁠heeheeheehee

[@jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245]

Must have been hard on the people to build

[@John-v5m]

It took a long time to build

[@asrielthegameryt7834]

What an unexpected ending lmao "and no one escaped" that took a dark turn real quick

[@kwamesmith3214]

No one escaped except HE 🤣🤣 who's too wracked with survivor guilt to get a mention

[@maciejbala477]

it was the incident all along!

[@VentusTheSox]

Cute proot

[@everyste]

we had to go through A LOT of effort to make it that way can’t we get a little praise

[@qoombert]

So HE: -lost his money in the sea -got adopted -called the dead king of syria Sowat -left with Jean Gerry (after a while) -was reigned by the King of Kings (in the battle of comahal) -got statisfied (possiblywhile watching "Finding a bomb as a plane") (in 1915)

[@I_am_inside_your_house]

Excellent character development

[@very_speechful_dude]

Dang he took Ls in here

[@birb4121]

It's important that HE got adopted by the tuler of the Indonesian-Greek Empire as later on, HE crowns himself as the king of Crete (during WW2).

[@spacemarine3502]

Also HE became the 24th king of Bahamas, lets not forget that

[@smokeyplane3285]

have to remember that HE gets more powerful as time goes on, I shudder to imagine what HE has been up to in a google translated history of the Global War on Terror for example

[@Aarnasworld2011]

16:52 Of course its all about Cricket. Its *INDIAN* history.

[@sayanpyne4467]

What?

[@Aarnasworld2011]

@@sayanpyne4467 India has a huge obsession with cricket.

[@floatingnecc4842]

@@sayanpyne4467if you’ve grown up in India you’ll definitely have had to play cricket. It’s huge in modern Indian culture, like football to the United States

[@fun_g]

@@floatingnecc4842 i geuninely dont understand why the heck is that egg ball game called football MOST OF THE TIME THE BALL IS IN THE HANDS RIGHT ?

[@Teknanam]

@@fun_g You want the truth. YOU WANT THE TRUTH OF FOOTBALL! ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT THE TRUTH? Its called Football because you spend most of the game standing and moving on your feet. It and many other standing ball games were called that to contrast it to the rich people playing ball games on horseback during the late Middle Ages. By modern times, the only remaining footballs that still used that old name were the American one and the one the rest of the world likes.

[@AH-64EApacheGuardianHelicopter]

_"HE"_ IS BACK

[@ASGH027]

LES GOOOOOO

[@Wilson-AM]

Yess!!

[@Joshi_Mayd]

no

[@Kandiifl00f]

he lore

[@channelofthepeople-98]

HE never dies

[@three_mr_three]

This video mentioned both The Ten Rings as well as Han Solo. This series is officially part of both universes

[@M1551NGN0]

Star wars X Lord of the Rings X Indian history

[@hedgehog3180]

Time travel also makes me think that Doctor Who is somehow involved.

[@justagamer363]

so glad HE was adopted. shows that even godlike beings need family.

[@Kandiifl00f]

HE can be called the youngest son of the Soviet Revolution, yet was born in the 17th century in Ottoman Spain.

[@renjom]

@@Kandiifl00f actually he wasborn in spain before the ottoman empire was created, meaning that in 17th century, the spain was under ottoman control, it means that he is from spain, now we must know, if he is Asturian, Portuguese(yes, and you will understand why i put this here, also, strong portuguese regions in spanish, obviously, close to portugal and galiza), Galician(because the portuguese are genetically close to galician, also their language is closer and portugal only exists because a Galician Lord gave the south territory to a noble), Basque(yeah...lets imagine lol), catalans ou leonese, things are getting weird.

[@hmm8445]

I bet Mende taught everything that HE needs to know

[@hedgehog3180]

@@Kandiifl00f Well a title like “Youngest Son of the Soviet Revolution” isn't meant to be understood literally but is more so meant to indicate that He was in some way important to the early Soviet Union or that He adopted some sort of lesson from the revolution, though what that would be is unclear since He hasn't exactly participated in any revolutions.

[@PraecipeWrit]

"and continue to use violence to prevent war" this isn't actually badly translated at all.

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

"I'm going to put an end to all this violence the only way I know how! With more violence!" - CodeMENT

[@Erased_UnityXDX]

Hopefully the next badly translated history will be Spain Not only because it's my country but because it's HIS place of birth so i'm sure we'll get a bit of how HE became who he is

[@nurihan4764]

Didnt he also born in the ottoman emp

[@Skywolfhd20]

@@nurihan4764 HE is also the youngest son of the soviet revolution if memory serves

[@lennard5761]

Spain was a part of the ottoman empire in this universe​@@nurihan4764

[@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447]

@@nurihan4764 Based on what we know, He was born in Ottoman Spain. Of course, given how often He dies and resurrects, He could've been born in Spain before, during, and after Ottoman control.

[@John-v5m]

The American Civil War would also produce some interesting results when badly translated.

[@modlich_303]

Mende. is the most powerful character we met so far. Indonesian-Greek king, supported by god, father of Him, probably one of the immortals mentioned last time

[@ab72_s]

As an Indian, I can confirm that our cultural community developed bronchodilators 1500 years ago. It's a lie that John Mudge created the first inhaler in the 1770s. Also yes, Mohammad Ghazni had a tank in 1050, and Mahendrasingh Sindhu (not to be confused with Mahendra Singh Dhoni) reigned supreme in cricket. You do explain our rich history and culture so well! Also, the involvement of Mahatma Gandhi in our independence was totally a hoax. There was no Gandhi. It was just a lie created by the Adani's as an excuse to start the Adani war.

[@ab72_s]

I'm just down bad, laughing! This is the funniest video that I have seen in quite some time!

[@nuzurbokh2552]

Black hole of Calcutta was a real incident where British prisoners were held by Bengal

[@Aaron067]

Weren't they like tortured there or something

[@lebollsong]

Yeah the Nawab had them trapped in a cramped dark confinement and many suffocated to death there

[@katherinebrubaker7788]

thank you for mentioning that btw that's what 'real' black holes get their names from

[@legofanaditya]

​@@lebollsong as they deserved. The British built an entire monument for this called the Howell Monument, Netaji Subash Chandra Bose protested against this but was arrested.

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

@@legofanadityaisn’t that the guy that gif a bunch of Indians to join the ss and then decided he wanted to aid Japan instead so the Germans put him in a u boat and sent him there?

[@osheridan]

My father is from South Asia and when I was really little, he tried to teach me a few languages, but for some reason he didn't teach them separately. This is how I imagine I must sound talking Beng-Hind-Marathi

[@silverwolfmillennium8428]

I would maybe get the Hindi/Bengali combo/the Hindi/Marathi combo. But Bengali/Hindi/Marathi? Why? How? They’re on 2 different areas. Even Hindi/Marathi/Kannada, or Hindi/Bengali/Odia would’ve made sense lol

[@aryanpatil9369]

@@silverwolfmillennium8428 the answer is simple, he probably lives in mumbai lol or maybe pune

[@silverwolfmillennium8428]

@@aryanpatil9369 Oh, right, that makes sense. But I haven’t seen most immigrant families learn Marathi.

[@Smiroe_TheAstrophile]

Same (hind-marathi)

[@shahanshahpolonium]

@@aryanpatil9369 he says "my father is from south asia" so he probably lives in a western country

[@kotobormot123]

India has researched: Pest Support System Unlocks research: Early Biological Warfarr.

[@generaledelogu1892]

The Greek Indonesian stuff is likely referring to the Greco-Bactrian kingdom around modern day Afghanistan. It was ruled by Greeks who ended up there from Alexander's farthest conquests, many of whom converted to Buddhism and intermarried with the locals, yet still keeping some aspects of their culture in ways such as pottery

[@maciejbala477]

yeah, I could tell it's about that, but it was funny how now it is Greek-Indonesians instead

[@vaiyt]

​@@maciejbala477in this reality alexander kept going and built some boats 😂

[@PaulAllen6304]

Not just Afghanistan, it stretched all the way upto Punjab. It was a Buddhist empire which built large statues of Budhha, inspired by Helenic art. Really a unique mix of cultures. Meanander I was the greatest King, who was referred to as "Milinda" by Indians. Milind is still a popular name among Indians.

[@hedgehog3180]

@@maciejbala477 It's not particularly surprising since Indonesia and India both derive their name from the same Latin root. The reason the names are so similar is because to Europeans India just meant “the place with all the valuable spices” so whenever European traders found spices somewhere they started calling it some variation of India and those names stuck around for the later colonies and then the independent nations.

[@cassidyjones2730]

similarly, "solar empire" probably refers to the "solar dynasty", a purported lineage of rulers from which innumerable different indian dynasties claimed descent.

[@TheFosseArmy]

“How is that the last thing?” Well no one escaped? Don’t you remember? terrible day, we lost all Pakistani, Bangladeshi and Afghan people that day, dark day for humanity ;~;

[@issabelwaylon1830]

It's true. I don't exist

[@TheFosseArmy]

@@issabelwaylon1830we Will always honour your memory 💔😂

[@NullAmbition]

Yeh. As a Pakistani I’m just an illusion

[@xech1730]

​@@NullAmbitionthen I think I shouldn't take my meds or you'll dissappear

[@NullAmbition]

@@xech1730 Don't take them. That way I'll always be here ;)

[@partlymanu]

" Continues to use violence to prevent war" Starvharv: what?!? 'Merika: did I stutter?

[@artman12]

Panini is actually a real person.

[@anil2584]

And he composed sanskrit grammer

[@whoisjoe5610]

A very important one at that

[@Llortnerof]

On that note, the Han are the current majority population of China.

[@nikhil518]

World's oldest recorded Linguist.

[@firesonic1010]

You mean the pink cat rabbit girl from Chowder?

[@MotorbreathChannel]

13:17 What happens inside black hole stays inside black hole.

[@robinchesterfield42]

YES! I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of that joke. My local planetarium actually used to have a t-shirt of that. :P

[@MotorbreathChannel]

@@robinchesterfield42 I see that you also are a person of culture.

[@facuzamorano7839]

Giygas intimidates you

Indian history: I am one of the most complicated in all of the world, even now historians shit their pants while trying to explain me! "Badly Translated Indian History" India: Why do i hear boss music????

[@MadWitchJay]

1798) ''The Fourth People's struggle began.'' What I wanna know is what happened to the First, Second and Third people. When did their struggle begin?

[@Solar_Messenger]

I am now 100% convinced that this is not the result of bad translation but "He" deciding to mess with the timeline.

[@Greygoooo]

0:40 FINALLY a support system for me.

[@archockencanto1645]

Just stop being sich a pest

[@unholymarie2157]

"[...] and large non-kitchen structures." Gigantic public bathrooms, then?

[@valentinewiggin7782]

It would make sense in the world's most populous country.

[@mingsical8039]

finally. large non-kitchen structures.

[@Gedagedegedagadao]

As a Boeing 737 I can confirm that A320 became emperor in 1669 11:22

[@mizukittyakinyama]

18:51 you're laughing. there were terrorist attacks in pakistan, bangladesh and afghanistan, and no one escaped, and you're laughing.

[@seshammasubramanyam1030]

Yes

[@VTPPGLVR]

1:38 “Became governor of the 10 Rings.”

[@firesonic1010]

More like the Mandarin.

[@Icy-Freezer160]

they're gonna kidnap iron-man

[@robinchesterfield42]

I was gonna say, even Shang-Chi has only SEVEN rings...

[@mranima748]

@@robinchesterfield42 no, Shang chi has 10 rings, seven rings is an Ariana grande song

[@enclavesoldier770]

I need a bear snake though

[@stevefurrier9932]

A bearsnake is i think in one of textgod's videos, i will search it

[@qoombert]

@@stevefurrier9932 did you find the bear snake?

[@PlutoTheSynth]

no you don't

[@stevefurrier9932]

@@qoombert it was one of the pimpnor simp videos,i will search it

[@ANDORRA195]

3:18 he’s canonical father

[@catlovingtrio]

You're laughing. There was a terrorist attack no-one escaped and you're laughing.

[@cynthiahatterene6739]

Surprisingly peaceful indian history honestly. Very entertaining still as usual. Would love to have either latam/south american or german history next

[@Saffronआतंकवादी]

I wonder what it will be translated during Austrian Painter 😂

[@cynthiahatterene6739]

@@Saffronआतंकवादी probably similar as to the WW2 scenario, so I'd imagine we skim over that. I'm more interested in the prior German history. Like the mess that was the holy Roman empire and before

[@mantylegendary]

Some say the black hole still wanders Kathmandu since 1754, after the incident...

[@deadpan904]

by far, this is the most batshit insane, action filled video, featuring a lot of original characters, incorporating the old ones, from which no one escaped

[@Viet_Nam_Ball]

1:50 yeah! Vietnam mentioned!

[@maxthetube8466]

2:00 this makes sense because the new world was referred to as the „indies“, and mostly the Caribbean was the West Indies while East Asia was the East Indies so it just swapped the term

[@KV-222-p8d]

1:00 "tourism guide for adults" does he mean fuckin... *sex tourism?!?*

[@Curiosity403]

Amsterdam of past 😂😂

[@thenamesianna]

This video finally explains why HE became the King of Crete during WW2: his adoptive father was the Greek-Indonesian king so HE thought to have the right to rule over his own Greek kingdom too.

[@twicethegalo]

14:58 That's especially funny considering Angloamerican is a company that extracts copper ore in Chile

[@SEB9630_pl]

pest support is very interesting way to say a thing, as pests are "animals unwanted on certain terrain" in same way weeds are "plants unwanted on certain terrain" so you actually cant support pests being somewhere as then it means you want pests being somewhere so they are no longer pests

[@feiradragon7915]

Maybe it's some chaotic villain group making the communities it interacts with miserable by purposely releasing pests into the region. Like some giant prank gone too far.

[@Millmolten]

2:10 my country mentioned

[@poymannyng1845]

I found it really funny how in this universe Costa Rica is in the only place in india with no coast

[@Millmolten]

@@poymannyng1845 lol

[@emermage]

"to recieve a name of Sowat" is my new way of saying that i do not care

[@hmm8445]

3:18 He's Dad

[@xirdaish9082]

The complete HE lore (as for now): 1292 BC: After a belief jab, HE became the 24th king of the Bahamas In 535 BC, HE was in front of the enemy (he fought in the war against Sabines) when Servius killed Tullius 447 BC: the HE forum has been announced 3 times in HIS career 439 BC: HE asked who was the king of wisdom (obv it's HE). HE hated the Nazi army and returned home after 21 days (refers to HIM time travelling in the future fighting Nazis for 21 days and then returning to 439 BC) 337 BC: HE is the first player (his first "game") 238 BC: HE took the whole islands of Sardinia and Corsica to Rome. 228 BC: After Ardeo, HE was taken to Rome during the Illyrian war 197 BC: HE founded Spain. 165 BC: Mende, the king of the Indonesian-Greek Empire, became a Greek Buddhist, and adopted HIM. 101 BC: HE alongside king Bogolius killed thousands of Cumbrian soldiers and civilians. 14 AD: HE died on Friday but then resurrected (HE is the OG Jesus) 49 AD: HE married Claudius Agrippina, the youngest daughter of Germanicus, but then in 50 AD Claudius "took" (rарed?) Nero. 54 AD: Claudius and Nero assassinated HIM HE then was deceased for a long time until his resurrection in 117 AD, when HE participated in the Battle of Titus, killing many citizens of Rodum. 222 AD: HE killed the Archon Heliogabalus and captured Severus. 275 AD: HE was killed (for the 3rd time) by the priest Aurelian. 283 AD: We learn that HE has the brother who visited HIS funeral 431 AD: HE resurrected. HE affirmed Nicaragua's original doctrine and rejected the teachings of Nestorius. 456 AD: HIS grandfathers, Rissimo and Marion had to leave Rome. 563 AD: HE built the mosque that helped transform The Super into a civilization until it was destroyed and invaded by the Vikings in 794 577 AD: HE resided in the West Saxon diocese. As a result, Cornwall permanently separated England from Wales. 634 AD: Finally, HE returned back to the island (apparently HIS original residence) and became the head of the old town of Rasdon (perhaps HIS birth place). 698 AD: HE set up a general shelter leading north (it means that he founded Korea). 1018: HE acquired a Bulgarian name 1106: HE defeated Robert Cook at the battle of the Serb Bridge 1118: during The Persecution, HE became one of the most important and powerful military commanders 1192: HE has been the first long-term military dictator to hold the post (since 1118). 1221: HE found himself in Glasgow after losing money in the Indian Sea. 1229: Contrary to HIS past actions, he broke free from the shadow of Carado, and took complete control of Cardo. HE probably died in this time period. In 1389 HE was reborn, in the group called "The Battles of Kosovo", the southern Serbian province, which was eventually conquered by the Turkestan Empire 1469: HE received 10 Sichod Tambon and became president 1485: SHE was born 1519: HE was arrested 1545: King of Syria died, and Syria received the Islamic name of Sowat from HIM. 1605: After a while, HE left and Jean Gerry went. December 11th, 1617: Some state that HE was born on this date in the Ottoman empire. 1754: HE was reigned by the King of Kings in the Battle of Comahal 1803: HE returned ready to fight in the Napoleonic wars 1807: HE became the last player of Borussia (in the Third Game). Leaving Copenhagen, HE took the ships of the Danish fleet. 1810: HE "took the floor" 1830: I told HIM about the last battle that took place in Yogkarta and Surkarta 1831: HE defended the rights and freedom of the Cherokee in the Supreme Court. 1834: HE was imprisoned by Brits #FreeHe 1844: HE is considered the spiritual teacher of Bahá'u'lláh and the founder of Bahá'í faith. HIS "recovery" (escaping the prison) was called the Great Depression. 1878: HE traveled around the world. 1893: HE dies in a violet attack (HIS 5th death) 1900: HE resurrected in China, invaded the Eight Lands of China and took the fields. July 24th 1914: HE was sent to Serbia, but refused, and was forced to fight against Austria. August 17th 1914: Apparently not everyone believed that HE is actually a millenia old death-rebirth trickster deity. HIS supporters who believed him were working hard to find the older source texts where HE appears ("Supporters of HIS work are working hard to find the original text of this statement.") August 21st 1914: HE "hardly" fought in Charleroi September 3rd 1914: HE died (for the 6th time) in the Battle of Lava in Austria-Hungary. September 9th 1914: HE resurrected. HE decided to attack Theobald von Bateman-Hallweger (perhaps a guy who killed HIM in the battle of Lava). December 14th 1914: HE participated in The Iranian war. The Turks defended the town of Chatur on the Iranian border near the Caucasus Bridge. After Lam's victory, everyone left HIM alone. 1915: that was HIS satisfaction January 18th, 1915: HE died in battle between China and Japan. July 3rd, 1916: HE arose from the dead, remarried (probably HER?) in Great Britain. The first person to make a photo of HIM was Albertus Vocius Ridge of the Battle of Vincent. August 27th, 1916: HE participated in the war between Romania and it's allies. HE lead his own army, but it was defeated within a week. September 12th, 1916: HE built a church and a school in Thessaloniki. December 7th, 1916: HE received a military commission from Mayor Maurice Heinz and built new buildings outside "the Park". HE becomes a Prime Minister. December 23-29th, 1916: The Christmas War. HE resided in Central Africa after fighting in Great Britain and France during the Christmas War. September 5th, 1917: HE "got up" after the peaceful life in Central Africa. This is called Karma. HE was probably enslaved. On the evening of November (alt. December) 10th 1919, HE was received at Buckingham Palace by king George V. September 3rd 1939: the British and French governments sent HIM to Germany. May 13th, 1940: HE founded the city of London in Belgium. September 3rd 1940: HE prevented Hitler from invading Britain November 12th 1940: HE resided in Central Africa after fighting in Great Britain and France during the Christmas War. (wait for the 2nd time???) June 1st, 1941: HE led an army to Crete and established a kingdom there. HE has a British uniform. November 11th, 1942: HE led the army from Alexandria to Moratus. August 19th, 1944: HE summoned the Estonian army to destroy the "Soviet Empire" January 2nd 1959: HE flew 5990 kilometers without using an airplane. Then he perhaps flew to space. 21st-27th December 1967: Eighth moon Apollo enters lunar orbit for the first time. HE made 10 orbits before returning to Earth, but never landed on the Moon. 20th July 1969: HE arrived in the United States from New Armstrong Airport. December 15th-17th 1970: HE becomes the first astronaut to land on another planet. December 2nd 1971: HE landed on Mars for the first time. 12th May 1975: Mayagüez incident: the US navy intervenes between the Khmer Rouge and the United States, rescuing the ship and its crew. HE leads the team to failure. November 29th 1975: Terrorist attack against HIM. December 12th 1979: HE has played this game twice. May 30th 1982: HE is from Spain. Born in Spain (now u know) July 30th 1982: The communist party of Sri Lanka was banned. HE can be called the youngest son of the Soviet Revolution. October 1983: American forces invaded the island of Grenada. HE overthrew the communist government, overthrew the Cuban army, and stopped Soviet from building an airport. May 24th 1984: Congress adopts the Borland Convention. HE condemned aid to the rebels. April 22nd 1985: HE was convicted of crimes against humanity and war crimes in Argentina from 1976 to 1983. Perhaps killed. February 25th 1986: SHE was elected the first female president of the Philippines. March 8th, 1990: HE was reborn in Lithuania. HER hair is dirty. February 5th, 1991: HE retreated from Frunze to Bishkek, the capital of Kyrgyz Republic. August 30th, 1991: Azerbaijan gained independence from Soviet Union. HE was still smiling there. September 2nd, 1991: HE is responsible for Lithuania and Latvia gaining independence from Soviet Union. March 3rd, 1992: HE divided England into a republic of all Duties. May 1993: HE paved the way for the restoration of Cambodia. November 3rd, 1994: HE was the first Afghan leader to be captured by Taliban militants. March 20th, 2002: HE was there for 4 years after the army invaded Iraq. June 27th, 2012: HE ruled Azawad from Ansongo, the largest and last town in Azawad Autonomous Province. January 16th, 2019: HE traveled from Bujumbura to Gitega the capital of Burundi. May 12th, 2021: HE defeated the Armenian army. 50 000 000 years in the future: HE admitted HE "didn't know what to do" when his bike fell into the California River in St Andrews, according to Scottish MP, Christopher Noor 10 trillion years in the future: Besides HIS ability to overcome the bad stars HE is also the most skilled engineer in the world.

[@kwamesmith3214]

@@xirdaish9082As BROMAX M, distant descendant of epically heroic BROMAX III, I want to see the ultimate rivalry .. BROMAX III vs HE battling thru out history 😏😏😅😅🤣🤣🎉🎉

[@EZPZ_SoBadItsGood]

14:22 the fifth toilet has yet to be installed

[@nikhil518]

Lmao

[@KirbyEnjoyer-d3o]

1:35 would you say that he became... *_The Lord Of The Rings?_*

[@starkillerdude1914]

2:10 As a Costa Rican, i can confirm that we are a Black Polytechnic in the North

[@Idk-dc7hv]

13:24 in cannon, I's aunt bought I a plane for 50 cents, I wonder if it's the same one

[@hmm8445]

It's not this was before matt Justin's (ME/I) aunt got him a plane for 50 cents

[@Idk-dc7hv]

@@hmm8445That’s true

[@robinchesterfield42]

(high-fives) I was wondering if it was that same plane, too! (Time, schmime. Sequence of events has no place in the Badly Translated Multiverse.)

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

He: before 2366 BC-1076 BC between 1076 BC-1043 BC-54 between 54-111-275 b. between 275-431 b. 1389 11 December 1617-29 December 1890 after 29 December 1890-1893 after 1893-3 September 1914 after 3 September 1914-18 January 1915 b. between 18 January 1915-3 July 1915 8 March 1990-at least 10^106 + 2024 She: b. 1485 Me: before 1906 BC-1323 b. between 1323-1572

[@CharleyA73]

Just come down with covid and was feeling proper down in the dumps. This video has perked me right up! Thanks dude

[@KV-222-p8d]

u got covid in 2024? damn u are an unlucky bastard. thoughts and prayers, get well sincerely, a stranger on the internet

[@CharleyA73]

@@KV-222-p8d Ikr, i couldn’t believe it either! Thanks for the well wishes

[@maestrosyrex]

"But your personal data being stolen could be history with today's sponsor" Starv, that's just a funny way of saying the opposite of what you meant to say. XD

[@IndiRationale]

Indian here. Couldn't stop laughing at this sh**. Legit funny.

[@Queen_Cnidarian]

17:20 Honestly, the US trying to use violence to prevent war is a very US thing.

[@Ironbanner12]

Fantastic timing for the video, we just won the cricket T20 WC.

[@GreatNishanka]

As an Odia (person from Odisha), I can confirm Time Travel existed back then. 👍

[@milanbeerepoot4260]

3:24 HIS DAD???

[@vger4781]

More like stepdad I think.

[@hmm8445]

I wonder what happened to HE's real parents

[@VegaTheLyra]

13:24 Is this the same plane that ME's grandma got him for 50c? I don't think the timelines line up so I'm guessing ME had another plane, which ME crashed/lost and hid grandma got him another one.

[@VikingScion]

Cambodia is slowly taking over the world, but HE is still quite busy in the background.

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

10:17 It's the Game Grumps! (Since people always make jokes of giving Dan and Arin different D and A names 😂)

[@declanhughes4107]

This was more chaotic than the Chinese one...*somehow*

[@Bharatbhagat2102]

As an Indian,history has never been that confusing for me

[@Coolouie]

Let's see how He messes up this timeline...

[@CityNaturePig]

13:10 must be some sort of SCP.

[@TaigaCatOfficial]

India has always been so advanced with their websites, tanks, and large non kitchen rooms

[@vger4781]

But they oddly lag behind in aircraft technology. And why did they feel they had to reinvent the helicopter long after the rest of the world already had it? Inquiring minds want to know!

[@Indian_gae_boii]

Gatcha games were also invented in India but Japan stole them

[@equilibrum999]

@@vger4781 they wanted create indie helicopters

[@Leonardo_014]

We need timeline of what HE did in Argentina

[@hockeyislife2]

7:09 never thought my city would appear in one of your videos lol Also, you actually pronounced Saskatchewan correctly

[@miumiu39]

As an Indian I can confirm cricket is very important for our history the number of runs made is definitely vital to this video

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

1:37 I like the Marvel reference to the Mandarin with the Ten Rings😂

[@rishavkumar1250]

Its a reference to the Battle of Ten Kings

[@chinaunhinged1970]

No one escaped. Sounds like World War III

[@blackman7186]

My father was indeed very determined to elect modi as the prime minister of india i assure you 😂

[@equilibrum999]

somehow, Indian history has became to have the most sense and to be the most nonsensical and now i am Greco-Indoaustralian-Oceanian 王, 王菲之, and i was a squarcle circler once.

[@shahanshahpolonium]

😂

[@WillySalami]

I just realized how many videos of this kind and how much he lore i've lost... By the way, you now have more languages to translate to, add, idk, Occitan to the list of languages you translate through lmao

[@Zaire82]

Holy shit, Indians were all wiped out in 2013? How could we not notice 1.3 billion people disappearing?

[@kwamesmith3214]

Well additional lore suggested that HE resurrected all these people, but HE was too modest to claim credit😂😂😂

[@SRJ7798]

When did that happen? Only helicopters were found to be bad in 2013.

[@Zaire82]

@@SRJ7798 I'm stupid, but I meant the terrorist attacks. It wasn't India, it was Bangladesh, Afghanistan, and Pakistan. No one escaped.

[@degariuslozak2169]

Welcome back to Translation Feud, with your host Starv Harvey

[@Kitsune-PandFriends]

I counted 6 new HE lore and 4 Me/I lore

[@tosankhyllep3963]

I like that you used music and sound effects from rise of Nations... Extremely underrated game

[@ABera-bm7ns]

17:40 Really in the future... with the tanks... but 2007 they kinda went behind History of India in a nutshell

[@Bageshwar_Army]

7:24 The king was sacred to the moon and killed a man which had *Chandra* in his name which means Moon in Sanskrit 🌝 🌝

[@rohanagrawal9673]

This video is the perfect simulation of having a stroke

[@atsunome]

“And adopted Him” HE WAS CANONICALLY AN ORPHAN, this backstory gets more tragic every video ;-;

[@valantisalatsas7249]

15:47 truth is often much stranger than bad translations

[@CapnBlud]

Why has no one claimed the @jawaharlalnan handle yet bruh

[@TeamNightterrorDevTeam]

I just have to say, the editing in these is on another level, whoever edited this should be proud of themselves

[@maibammeetei3742]

As an Indian, I can truly say this is our history 💀

[@Reversed-Reality]

Man shut 😂

[@VirtualGab]

3:05 basically the tf2s heavy tauntkill

[@Slayrid]

Do Greek history next, then Egyptian and then Chinese

[@Idk-dc7hv]

He did Chinese

[@jashsuvagia11]

I'm an Indian I enjoyed this. Was thoroughly confused with the last line, What the hell do you mean that "no one escaped"? Excuse me, what!!!!!!!!!????????????

[@Dredwing17]

That's world war 3 India vs Pakistan the title fight Why the way world war 3 is not happening so relax 😊

[@AnvilPictures]

🎶It’s a holiday in Cambodia🎶

[@lukelyall5879]

Dead Kennedys

[@JordanMears-m1q]

"he" is reincarnating. That's why he's never named: each reincarnation has a different name.

[@Jan_Koopman]

In the HE timeline and story in the document I'm compiling, HE is nowhere near India in 165BC, so I think I'm gonna have to conveniently ignore this new info...