Badly Translated Paper Mario 64 (Chapter 7)

[@WilliamAbelXIII]

1:33 "He was killed by an expert" Carbon, what have you done?

[@condoslime776]

He realized that he was a father so what happens happens.

[@JonathanRiverafrickinnice555]

He flew *the shell* against all enemies on earth.

[@gamefalor8872]

@Y8KK0 [ɢᴜɴ ꜱᴇᴘᴛɪᴍ] carbon is tasty

[@elijahpayne1344]

I missed something who is carbon?

[@WilliamAbelXIII]

@@elijahpayne1344 He was in Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors

[@riqoyuki]

"Why did he fire me?" Literally 45 seconds later: "I kill penguins on the market." I think I know why he fired you, bud.

[@gpmar30369]

He shouldn’t be complaining tbh, he got off the hook easily

[@MyLeg_Fred]

I bought some penguin corpses from him yesterday. Very high quality, they are!

[@relievedkocour2539]

Megalovangrybird How much did they cost and what do you use them for?

[@MyLeg_Fred]

@@relievedkocour2539 They were about $25 each, and I used them as Halloween decorations.

[@relievedkocour2539]

Megalovangrybird Cool, I bet the trick or treaters must have thought: Darn those decorations look so realistic, almost like real dead penguns.

[@Wizzkidwas]

18:00 "I came when choked 5 times" JESUS

[@jadnf]

thanks josh boy communist

[@neoman4426]

@Agent 005 I think that's a tad more than *fantasy* yeah? That's straight up activity I'd say

[@OryxTheMadGod3]

kinky

[@Wizzkidwas]

Maybe it's only 5 occassions in which being choked lead to him cumming

[@JosepiThe13th]

Yeah it’s a little umm... yeah...

[@roxaszy984]

"we got the Le D-UP crest" that sounds like a really bad brand for viagra

[@timmyreobed5043]

If Viagra was made back in the early 2000s.

[@NeviTheLettyFan]

I laughed for at least 15 seconds lmao

[@FlammieLL]

Le D-UP? Sounds like something you would see in a "Feat. Le D-UP" after a remix of a song title from the 90's

[@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447]

Probably a French offbrand Viagra, by the sound of it.

[@P-Down_D-Up_P]

7-up

[@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447]

I guess a registered letter offender is the kind of person who would get caught reading other people's mail without their explicit written consent.

[@jessepinkguy5735]

And they legally must disclose that information to others

[@MetallicD3ath]

Well how would he know if he had written consent or not unless he read the mail?

[@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447]

@@MetallicD3ath Simple, the consent would be in the form of a handwritten document stating when and for what purpose the mail opening would occur. For example, if I were to write on a piece of paper, "I hereby grant my neighbor, (neighbor's legal name), to open, read, and communicate the contents of any and all envelopes, parcels, and other pieces of mail to me from May 15th to May 21st, the days of which I will be away on a business trip in (city)." It doesn't have to be quite that verbose, but you get the idea.

[@MetallicD3ath]

@@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 Didn't expect a serious answer to a joke question, but appreciate it anyway-

[@Stryder7x]

Chapter 8 will be up tomorrow, both 7 and 8 were too good to sum up in one video :)

[@mystiikl8442]

Thats a good sign

[@Jornker]

Welcome back anyway!

[@john_stromboli]

@Stryder7x you should do Super Paper Mario after this.

[@condoslime776]

Paul's plot dump.

[@Jornker]

@@john_stromboli The thing is I'm pretty sure only the thousand year door and 64 are translated right now

[@Tudsamfa]

"Mario now has the stellar power to go away" is a sentence I would wear on a shirt.

[@CrodoLibro]

nigerundayo

[@jeffreysalas6343]

@@CrodoLibro Wh-was that a JoJo reference!?

[@pugsriel]

Yeaaa same

[@experimentdark4692]

Chapter 7 in a nutshell: Presidents and killing penguins on the market

[@claudiaperi4990]

And killing presidents, don’t forget killing presidents

[@gavinbrown216]

Claudia Peri that are penguins

[@stevorobo692]

I'm now more gay than ever

[@iheartkiecats]

Don’t forget about killing God

[@EEYM]

It’s also about a piece of glass from a cup that can fall easily

[@kingcrimson4133]

Was "Red Yoshi" translated to "Josh Boy Communist"? That's brilliant.

[@coastersplus]

I blame Karl Marquez!

[@raziyatheseeker]

Well, he is red.

[@josheboythespeedrunner8491]

Welp russia

[@nolongerusing7430]

I бцеss sо вгцн

[@ScLuigi]

Red Yoshi Kid

[@Shadowlyger]

"Send this letter to Franky." "Oh, where can I find Franky?" "ETERNAL HELL." "D:"

[@robhillen8007]

Purple penguin: Mario, my husband, you are the killer! Mario: nods in approval Twink: Mario, uh, do want to die?

[@matthewr6148]

*Smoke, not Twink

[@robhillen8007]

@@matthewr6148 It was watt in the original, so I'm not even right in that case.

[@matthewr6148]

@@robhillen8007 Smoke is Watt's translated name. Twink's is Tinka.

[@rightfalse5856]

It was Watt not Twink

[@alondite4322]

-King of kings "He's a christian." So, crystal king now is king arthur

[@immigrantmammoth5162]

Hi

[@W.2026]

@@immigrantmammoth5162 Salutations, my king.

[@mrdaviddesertfire6801]

Sounds more like The crystal king is Jesus and the ice bits were christians.

[@L3X1N]

Mario participates in a murder mystery, and then kills God. Outstanding. Can't wait for Section 8.

[@goldcreeper7376]

Well, first he's got to find birmingham

[@jamiedoesstuff5871]

As someone who’s seen section 8, it’s the best part of the translation so get hype!

[@milesbyt]

Section 8 doesn't disappoint either.

[@JackPoppy]

So this chapter was basically a Persona game.

[@miguelaguilar5115]

Nietzsche feels

[@TheLegoNation]

“ to avoid the distraction of our little mario there was a garden” from sign “ I came when choked 5 times” red yoshi

[@condoslime776]

For some reason, the majority of all yoshi voice lines are good stuff. Even though they barely swear at all. These baby yoshi's know stuff.

[@bryanl6828]

Josh boy communist*

[@Blockinstaller12]

"He was killed by an expert!" Let me guess, Carbon?

[@content8432]

Even worse

[@jesalt8230]

@@content8432 Goverman?

[@content8432]

@@jesalt8230 No EVEN WORSE

[@jesalt8230]

@@content8432 WORSE? WE'RE DOOMNED!

[@Victini7472]

@@content8432 MARIO???

[@King_Hehehe]

Ah, yes, the worst of all mental illnesses: Trust.

[@GiGiTheFool]

"The development of laughter" is just a better way of saying "hahaha"

[@KairuHakubi]

these videos development my laughter so hard I get a serious headache from being unable to breathe properly

[@g2sei]

15:11 when it said "Baby come back?" and both answers were "No" i felt that

[@nolongerusing7430]

oof

[@thatkarmaguy5356]

"Harper died? I seriously doubt it." I love how he just already knows and/or just doesn't care.

[@cincoutmagus5508]

10:57 Ah, yes. Chapter 7 is the perfect time to unlock the ability to flee from battles.

[@werbearjack]

Mario has the stellar power to go away. Many people could use that power...

[@condoslime776]

You can finally run from battles now. (stolen joke)

[@runningoncylinders3829]

He honed that power for 7 years.

[@humanguy9970]

Does that mean my dad is Mario?

[@EsoiTheGrumpyMawile]

Finally he can do what Lewis (Luigi) wanted him to do back at the party

[@IAmDawnPatrol]

"When you leave, Stairway to Heaven will play eventually". This is my favourite so far.

[@ninjapupftw]

"Mario's Star Energy grows in 7 years!" wait this isn't Ocarina of Time

[@torreywhiting5402]

Mario gets the blue upside helmet ship (I forget whats it called), then he gets slighty older and his star power grows by 1

[@bessieburnet9816]

11:58 Well, technically the Antarctic is a desert.

[@delta3244]

True, but snow falls here

[@gavinbrown216]

Antarctic, actually

[@bessieburnet9816]

@@gavinbrown216 Corrected it. Thanks. 👍🏽

[@averonisgaming9023]

by definition, a desert is a place that receives little to no rainfall

[@QueenofSilence101]

A cold, snow-covered desert is called a tundra, right? I think so. (Not like it really matters in this context.)

[@LuisRPG8]

*"Mario is saving the Palace of Christ as the end of the World is near"* -Book Of Mario, Section 7, Exit

[@mesousagaby740]

9:57 *BEHOLD THE KING. THE KING OF KINGS! ON YOUR KNEES, DOG"

[@TKNinja37]

Even funnier, and unfortunately not shown here, to defeat the King of Kings, Corporate utilizes the power of Hell. ...So there ya go.

[@michaelrobertson714]

@@TKNinja37 Let's ice this cake big time: Since the King of Kings is a term used to refer to Jesus and the end text says Mario is saving "the Palace of Christ" as the end of the world is near... All I can figure out is Mario is Saint Peter and this is the apocalyptic second coming in the New Testament.

[@mistashadow]

"all flower flowers" I do find it amusing how badly online translators can break things. "I cannot go without the approval of the President." ...

[@shtwick]

*8:43* Bowler : "I'll give you blows." Stryder : "Alright , We're picking that one." Oh boy , That sounds great.

[@Mimikyurem]

I have literally never played paper mario and I've never watched any paper mario videos besides yours, I find it amusing to piece together the story from what I see on this channel

[@jesalt8230]

So, what do you think the story of the vanilla game is?

[@CatShapedDonut]

same

[@RipVanFish09]

I started watching g his videos before I actually played the game, and yeah it’s always fun to figure out the story of a game like that. What did/do you think the story is lol?

[@lightbrand_]

4:58 "Here Herringvai, touch" "well uh... thank you old friend, this is very big..." The way he read that

[@nerdyespurr]

5:34 Me writing character backstories

[@tomjackal5708]

nice

[@squirlis1189]

Lol

[@spongefan155]

*Netflix

[@sinnyseven2757]

For those who are interested, there exists a Book of Mario wiki.

[@deadlyespresso6166]

but where?????

[@raziyatheseeker]

Stryder. Pin this. Nao.

[@unlikelygamer]

9:02 that’s the best character-relevant innuendo I’ve ever heard

[@christiankirbo]

Star birth brewery: Children are weakened by the power of the place and can not enter heaven

[@ProtoMario]

Karl Marquez What a name lmao

[@brightcolorsarecool279]

Sounds like Karl Marx!

[@GewelReal]

3:22 "Nya!"

[@John-jl4dl]

10:57 Mario obtains the Stellar Power to become my dad.

[@runningoncylinders3829]

Carbon probably got him.

[@John-jl4dl]

@@runningoncylinders3829 I respect you.

[@bluekirby_64]

@@runningoncylinders3829 He didn't just get him, but all.

[@enzuronyx7691]

"Marcus gel technology is _not_ the answer." - Parakarius

[@TheSpaceOpera]

9:20 in all fairness, the green wizard does look pretty stylish

[@breadstickmic4026]

" The boy was suspected of having a mustache" xD

[@brandon4622]

14:35 "and raw....despite my..." Not sure I want to know how this ends...

[@MintyCodes]

I'm Herringvai. Gamer.

[@lemonsmug]

same

[@anueutsuho7425]

Gamer, novelist, assassin. What can't he do?

[@Dynakirby63]

A lot of people overlook the Market Penguins and how they're a criminal organization plotting to kill Harper this whole chapter. The penguins at 3:12 and 3:32 are definitely members. Since Herringvai is Harper's friend, it makes sense that he would be killing them.

[@jesalt8230]

I hope that they didn't get you for exposing them

[@bluekirby_64]

The stellar power to go away would definitely be useful.

[@Gamering22]

“Mr Harper died! In the living room!” Impossible

[@LANBobYonson]

I find it amazing that whenever there's anything that's remotely an innuendo you are ready to make your voice go sultry to emphasize it.

[@hpr2986]

*The development of laughter. Yes, You’re a good friend* -Penguin 2020

[@Fabiocean2000]

Karl Marquez is the guy in bad comedy movies that always throw out random pop culture references.

[@TheUnownResearcher]

I'd also be concerned if kids were being born in Nature Valley Granola Bars

[@Awesomest915]

1:33 “He was killed by an expert.” Assassinations in a nutshell.

[@AidanWR]

The Book of Mario Wiki story behind Paul is amazing

[@getjinxed101]

Bombette: "You slapped hammer, Mario! I want to bomb the next time you go to bed." Stryder`s gonna have some awesome dreams tonight

[@ianhemingway9165]

Boom!

[@theradbaron8575]

"My concern is that children are born in Nature Valley." Me too dude. If the kids are anything like the granola, they're gonna be so brittle.

[@raziyatheseeker]

Well, both get crumbs everywhere, so uh

[@cyan7244]

Starway to Heaven is probably my favorite thing to come from this whole series

[@torreywhiting5402]

7:52 STRYDER, ALWAYS MAKE SURE TO PRESS "A" BEFORE CRASHING THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

[@SteveNorwalt]

'Destroy the prisoners.' I would assume the original had something to do with "save the prisoners." Which means the movies got it right; A.I., even in translation form, can't tell the difference between saving and destroying.

[@DiamondYoshi101]

14:48 How in the WORLD did he know?!

[@icelevelsenjoyer]

Every dialog in this mod is great, but the Yoshi kids dialog especially is one of the best part in this series. The Josh Boy Communist saying "I came when choked 5 times!!" nearly made me die of laughter

[@Toadeight]

Nobody: Penguin: *I wanna eat snow.* :)

[@cincoutmagus5508]

Sir Snow: _sweating nervously_

[@claudiaperi4990]

NO PENGUIN NOT THE YELLOW SNOW PLEASE NO

[@Einlanzer09]

9:34 brother chili powder? After all these years I keep coming back to hear this.

[@double2254]

I feel for that toad, I too am a registered letter offender

[@MariktheGunslinger]

Even translators are forcing politics into our video games.

[@liquidladdy]

"This sudden passion for delicious nuts."~ Koop Kotu

[@kingcrimson4133]

Me every time somebody has cashews available

[@CadDriftarus]

"Therefore, it is a criminal act." Mario: *nods* Smoke:"Mario, uh, do you want to die?" Why did this come out so perfectly?

[@honestyprofessorcaesarreal5091]

I ship Karl Marquez with Yeang Bang...

[@ZaxorVonSkyler]

Good taste in OTP!

[@jordankolb5967]

I ship Karl Marquez with Josh Boy Communist

[@intestinalclouds-kfpobitua5342]

"God is issued by the president to kill you." That's like the plot of Steel Ball Run with the rolls switched around.

[@yocarter9221]

Godamn it Johny,you killed the wrong presidant

[@tinystalker1821]

Fire Dude This is just Duwang Mario

[@kjd2286]

“You have to shoot to the top of stars if you are in the way” is the best quote I’ve ever heard in my life.

[@darkmonger6244]

“Starway to Heaven” That has to be one of the best things I’ve ever heard

[@uljk5699]

How many times did Mario killed God at this point?

[@elianewinter2638]

Well that "nya" sound was very cute, Stryder ^^

[@revenevan11]

I love how parakarius is forgetting everyone's names and getting them all ridiculously wrong but just barely similar lol

[@JBJune]

14:22-14:42 I laughed for a straight fucking minute, I don’t think anything’s gonna top this.

[@torreywhiting5402]

1:00 If I ever open a milkshake fast food place I'm naming it Shake Shop And when you come up to the drive through window I'll say "Welcome to Shake Shop, Today can I help you?"

[@QueenofSilence101]

"Star Birth Brewery" is actually a pretty cool name for a business. And "Two-dimensional Soul" is an awesome enemy name.

[@ZaxorVonSkyler]

8:15 BoA airlines is real and it's called Boliviana de Aviación.

[@jesalt8230]

¿Eres boliviano?

[@pirate_cove_man]

4:42 Oh hey. Markiplier was right when he said penguins are murderers in his third Google Feud episode. Oh and also: 7:54 "Press 'A' before crashing!" That fits in so unintentionally well for this game.

[@ditchencatastrophic5951]

19:09 Basically a "Convicted text offender"

[@MegaLolmann]

Back in the prologue, Lewis tells Mario to go away. What he failed to realize is that Mario had not unlocked the stellar power to do that yet.

[@trumpeterjen]

"Josh Boy Communist" I mean...he is the *red* Yoshi, after all...

[@darthvaderbutwayshittier7054]

"Send this letter to the so-called Franky. Franky is in Eternal Hell. It might be difficult."

[@markointhesky]

>called "King of Kings" >is Christian so he's just God?

[@silverroll2737]

1:13 This penguin gets it.

[@MetallicD3ath]

You know, I think Karl Marquez (no relation to Karl Marx of course) is my favorite character. He's able to make puns *and* pop culture references simultaneously. That takes a lot of talent. I'm sad he has so few lines.

[@VonFirflirch]

Seeing the Frog City sign, I was reminded of one bit I don't think we've seen in these highlights : one message about Mario escaping prison and ending with "By the way, we see you!", from a bunch of cops, I believe. This story has everything x)

[@condoslime776]

Yeah and then cop kent blocking mario later down the road. That combined with fatguy's impeccable timing of "law enforcement was exhausted" made for an interesting story.

[@GodChaos333]

The king of kings. Wow. I didn’t know Browser had such amazing connections. Oh also the name Yeang Bang is such a good name. Had me rolling.

[@charbomber110]

Uploaded on my birthday, nice. Also, I thought you of all people would know, but it IS a desert castle because desert just means dry. Tundras are REALLY dry.

[@BoibbleicecubebfdiMrexist]

No, desert does not mean dry, it means no rain.

[@charbomber110]

​@@BoibbleicecubebfdiMrexist Actually, it's based on a number of things INCLUDING rainfall and humidity, but I belive on of the most important is humidity.

[@consonantvowelconsonanttwe732]

"We have a laundry backstage murder mystery! Twist!"

[@plarpman]

*Listen to **4:59**-**5:08** with your eyes closes*

[@KairuHakubi]

wait a minute 'two-dimensional soul' ... so it heard 'duplighost' and went du.. pli.. two ply? like toilet paper?

[@xian2themax]

It problably went dupli - duplicate - two

[@morksisnthererightnow8738]

9:50 For his neutral special, he wields a G U N G U N

[@GodlyNib]

Growing Mario's Star Energy for 7 years crashes Paper Mario

[@viogames415]

8:43 Bombette must really love Mario.

[@thunderforceninja5445]

My friday was all ready awesome, this just kicked it up several dozen notches 😃

[@mariofann9000]

Who would win? Victoria Harbor (Victoria Harbor) {Victoria Harbor} [Victoria Harbor] *Victoria Harbor* or Revolver Ocelot (Revolver Ocelot) {Revolver Ocelot} [Revolver Ocelot] *Revolver Ocelot*

[@condoslime776]

I wonder if they can beat dry and dry dry too dry dry dry dry or star seal star star star star and star port

[@runningoncylinders3829]

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[@condoslime776]

@@runningoncylinders3829 Kerch kerot kerot kerot kerot kerot denim denim denim denim denim denim

[@katshuma]

Bombette is a real one in this.

[@whee2390]

I love how Stryder says everything in such a matter-of-fact voice, it makes things so much better

[@notimportant4329]

"The truth is that god is issued by the president to kill you" I'm curious what the original quote was.

[@stjanscrabeck7423]

5:13 As a Norwegian, I can confirm that this statement is indeed true.

[@crimsonstormsurge]

7:36 most sensible thing yet