Badly Translated Paper Mario 64 (Chapter 8)

[@IAmDawnPatrol]

Tinka: "Mario, I also love you". Peach: "I love help, Tinka!" "You've always been my star". Tinka: "Princess Peach..." "I... I..." "I don't care. I'm also leaving!".

[@shingshongshamalama]

"I love you, Mario!" "Tinka, you were a real help to me!" "Fuck you princess."

[@DougSalad]

"oh thank fuck that's over. Tinka out!" *Fucking bails*

[@runningoncylinders3829]

She didn't seduce him with cream and flowers, so he lost interest.

[@Forkontheleft]

The carbon of the game

[@Yamartim]

Tinka was always a princess hunter

[@Dark_Zacian]

What is Your hair color? *S A V E U S* Correct!

[@matthewr6148]

*Justice!

[@ImFangzBro]

He's possessed by the Stellarvinden. He's trying to resist.

[@mioko5679]

"I'm offended, yes?" *H E D I E D A N D D I E D* Correct!

[@zigaudrey]

@@mioko5679 It is a mystery

[@lambythelamb]

@@mioko5679 Justice!

[@TheDiego908]

"What makes you like an exquisite boy?" "kek" Always avoid loaded questions, kids

[@spikeynay7381]

Police

[@shadowwwwwwwwwww]

peach: are you mario? mario: yes. **leaves** peach: ... peach: i'm mario.

[@mattp.158]

No I'm Mario 🙂

[@mikaelcrucible]

@@mattp.158 no I'm mario 🙂

[@nevodahari916]

@@mikaelcrucible No I'm mario 🙂

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

I am Spartacus!!!

[@CyberBlastoise]

@@nevodahari916 They're Mario, you're Mario, I'M MARIO. Are there any other Marios I need to know about?

[@JBJune]

“Princess Peach... I... I... I don’t care! I’m also leaving!” - Tsundere Twink

[@mathranger1013]

I'm sure Pariarkius saying "It's not a social conversation!" is a mood for many customer-facing employees.

[@MetallicD3ath]

As a customer-facing employee myself, you're both correct and not correct. See, I work in a call center, and I love talking to people. Bonus, I get an excuse to not go to the next call and maybe get some jerk. But... some people are just *too* chatty. Especially about things that I have no way to reply to. So yes, my job is done, your task is completed, let me go help the next person please.

[@ArcanistShion]

@@MetallicD3ath most of my coworkers in general just absolutely do not want to talk to customers, just saying this and that and wanting them to leave.

[@N12015]

Basically it's all corporative, like Bowler, Goverman and Corporate.

[@GeneralPotatoSalad]

"Do not return to your home, the clowns came back!!!" This line completely wrecked me. I want to use it on someone.

[@runningoncylinders3829]

I want to eat a tuna cake shake after this.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

GeneralPotatoSalad don't sing, it angers the capybaras

[@hurt4322]

I'm offended, yes?

[@EEBE64]

But if they go back home, does that make them a clown too?

[@nin10doadict]

"Kek" was the first answer on the list, thus making it top Kek. And of course it was the right answer

[@lifelesskaos]

HELL YEAH

[@theonefromperu]

And the question is "What makes you an exquisite boy?" Kek.

[@Evan_2-the_sequel]

Since he guessed correctly with that answer, that also makes it a kekW

[@Dexuz]

I'm dying, I never made that connection.

[@Gamering22]

“My desire is to stay in bed.” I don’t have anything to add to this

[@shinnemort4271]

what a fucking mood.

[@tamerfadli1940]

-The Official Lewis

[@theofficialchannelofoffici7962]

"why are you trying to steal money in the desert?" "Thief" "I know but why the desert?" "Thief"

[@_sean_294]

damn gerudo.

[@ilonachan]

T H I V (with Meme Man image)

[@Abridged_Kingdom]

@@ilonachan exactly but spelled theef

[@alexanderseitz5439]

@@Abridged_Kingdom he knows

[@alexanderseitz5439]

@@Abridged_Kingdom Captain fuckies

[@pokedude900]

Fatguy703 and his friends crafted some amazing lore on their debut run of this that explains why everyone hates Mario at the end. Long story short, the star spirits were controlling Mario to overthrow the Christian church so that people would worship them again (see Paul's final question).

[@VonFirflirch]

My favorite part is how there's actually some amount of foreshadowing to Mario being possessedx) In the prologue, Kamopa Kamopa says "Our life is ours", for example.

[@ricardocavaco1910]

It all comes to a full circle

[@DiamondYoshi101]

What... Even the lore is having a stroke.

[@saphiriathebluedragonknight375]

So it's basically Crimson Flower from FE 3H.

[@megarotom1590]

@@saphiriathebluedragonknight375 heh, lol

[@Smannawarp]

Paul: "Where can I take it?" Mario: "In prison" well damn

[@Derpixied]

And so, Mario *"came"* in the Prison 8:28

[@michaelrobertson714]

16:12 "Why does everyone hate me? All I did was defeat the Common Man and get Corporate to kill Jesus with the power of hell!"

[@Duth_Olec]

I really want a game show where the questions are just small talk like "How do you do, fellow traveler?"

[@MegamanXfan21xx]

"Um, alright, I guess?" (DING DING DING DING) "Correct!"

[@Gamering22]

“S e v e n”

[@boerhae]

@@MegamanXfan21xx Justice.

[@goldenpig6453]

*_S A V E U S_*

[@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913]

"Can you describe the children?" "Probably." *DING DING DING*

[@Stryder7x]

That's the end of the Book of Mario series! Thanks for sticking with me during this much-needed break from the glitch research :)

[@underscorn]

Mario's biography is lookin kinda fresh doe

[@Obstagoon862]

Now do badly translated Super Paper Mario!

[@CuriousGuy_]

There's actually a Super Paper Mario Version which was made by someone else, would you play it?

[@Stryder7x]

@@CuriousGuy_ Maybe eventually, but I want to do some other videos for now

[@NickManJams]

These have helped me as I get through a particularly tough time irl. Thank you for your take on these amazingly-bad translations. These vids actually work as an awesome juxtaposition to FatGuy703’s format and adds to the whole experience, immensely.

[@StarLight72267]

"Mario...I don't think you have a job" "Damn you all to death!" That is this game's version of "You're shameful" "Go home, Mario"

[@cincoutmagus5508]

4:33 I like the implication that pop music isn't music.

[@delta3244]

Makes me think of a certain level in Exapunks.

[@W.2026]

Well it's not wrong

[@pout6038]

That's just the truth.

[@rescuerex7031]

Kinda isn't it's not at all art usually, so thus not music

[@goomyplayz4713]

RescueRex70 wait, you’re saying yelling the same 3 lines for 4 minutes through auto tune isn’t art? /s

[@mattp.158]

I've never played Paper Mario, so this is how I'm going to remember this series.

[@chrisakaschulbus4903]

relatable... when i first saw it, i thougth it was a cheap mario bootleg :D

[@StarLight72267]

After seeing the ttyd translate, I can never look at the characters the same

[@IceeBoii]

Same

[@lampylightbulb]

Same

[@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913]

As someone who knows Paper Mario front to back (pun intended), this is only an improvement

[@eduardojavorski7628]

The official lore for the game explains why Mario is not the hero andwhy almost nobody likes him at the end. Stryder didn't show the dialogue, but Kamopa says: "Do you think we are stupid enough to sit and watch life be destroyed?". Mario actually dies from his first confrontation with Browser at the start of the game. The Stellarvinden then posses his corpse to retrieve the Star of Rodin so they can purge all those who didn't believe on them. Paul tells on his last question that only people still believed in stars, giving the reasons of the actions of the Stellarvinden. The Stellarvinden then make Mario eat all the peaches, causing the War as seen in Thousands of Doors, and making Mr. Krump's daughter die in the proccess. This also makes the world split on the people's opinions on Mario. For example, Colorade now hates him, since Mario literally killed God (the King of Kings). Carbon, on the other hand, literally loves him, possibly because of "his" world-destroying actions.

[@aziluthfuji9162]

> "Mario actually dies from his first confrontation with Browser at the start of the game. The Stellarvinden then posses his corpse" Keep in mind that in Thousands of Doors Kamopa does tell Browser during the Chapter 1 interlude that Mario was, after all, "rebuilt" (a connection that no one brought up to Fatguy703 unfortunately)

[@eduardojavorski7628]

@@aziluthfuji9162 Nice catch! I never noticed that! Also, don't forget that Error says before its battle: "He wounded the world". It was talikng about Book of Mario 64 and "Mario" did while possesed.

[@runningoncylinders3829]

That's why Lewis said all this took place several years ago. Eventually Mario came back.

[@darkmario720]

Ngl this lore is the best ive seen anywho. I came.

[@eduardojavorski7628]

If you guys haven't seen the Book of Mario Wiki, it compiles all the lore regarding the series. If you love the series, it is obligatory to see it.

[@kevinvh2003]

What is your hair color? >Save us Green Yellow

[@pixelarticuno1636]

*CORRECT*

[@CiromBreeze]

Justice!

[@cathie_486]

you now have 1 *69* likes *noice*

[@MegaKBang]

Can you describe the children of sishiya? Probably. THATS CORRECT!

[@Jugem16]

He technically can, he has the capacity.

[@NeviTheLettyFan]

Justice!!

[@NickManJams]

Good lord, I'm laughing so hard at those questions that I've given myself a massive headache. Worth it. At this rate, I'll be one of the human skeletons on the roof after I've died and died.

[@runningoncylinders3829]

I laughed the hardest at Toad’s Tuna Cake Shake.

[@williambenton9959]

It's so rhythmic

[@jongyon7192p]

And you should be heard!

[@CastafioreOnYoutube]

LITERALLY SLAYED ME

[@fiannakit]

blue roof*

[@shadeknight6537]

Oh no, now the guy who made the Master Mode mod of Paper Mario will see that line about Koopatrols attacking 10 times and it'll give him ideas.

[@trashycannoey]

no keep thamz away

[@torreywhiting5402]

Thamz is actually retired from Paper Mario modding

[@riqoyuki]

"Question life?" That sums up Book of Mario 64 for me. This was really fun to watch, and I hope you do more things like this in the future! :)

[@Dark_Zacian]

Ya, ikr

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

4:53 for the curious

[@the-NightStar]

"Where can I take it?" "In prison." I'm done.

[@enzuronyx7691]

At this point, answering all of Paul's questions should be a requirement for this mod. *Who gave you a flower garden?*

[@BloodfelX]

LIES.

[@runningoncylinders3829]

Oh Please Please look at the garden!

[@mr.mermit6189]

Runningon Cylinders Man, that’s a salad...

[@TheMartianGeek]

"My desire is to stay in bed." I know the feeling.

[@Kobobble]

The moral of the story: you can literally save the world and everyone will still be ungrateful and feel hatred towards you

[@jamiedoesstuff5871]

Mario didn’t save the world, he was possessed by the Stellarvinden and caused the war in ToD. Which wasn’t really his fault, he was dead and all, but that’s why everyone hates him.

[@ConsarnitTokkori]

browser was the one trying to save the world though he knew the stellarvinden would possess mario someday, so he married the star of rodin so it could push his feelings for him back a bit and beat him before he ate all the peaches, causing the war in thousands of doors

[@spikeynay7381]

All you need to save the world is liquor

[@LocksAndChains]

Basically the plot of Captain America: Civil War.

[@octaviogmenez2839]

Paul with the greatest twist in gaming history

[@runningoncylinders3829]

Justice!

[@angeldude101]

The Toad at 10:25 is now gay for all I care. He was pretty clearly flirting with Mario, and he _did_ literally just come out of a closet.

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

*Lovers*

[@NeviTheLettyFan]

He's necrophilic too

[@runningoncylinders3829]

He'd be shocked to find out what Mario did in the kissing dojo.

[@A_Random_Shroob]

Everybody loves Mario

[@Superstar_GGY]

@@A_Random_Shroob I'm not gay but tbf that mustache has its charm

[@Blockinstaller12]

16:22 "By the way, where's the city?" Oh no, Carbon's at it again!

[@Abridged_Kingdom]

I hit the floor laughing when I saw this comment

[@nullplan01]

I just thought Koot had gone so senile he didn't realize he already was in the city.

[@woobgamer5210]

Carbon is on his way to destroy Corperate's village too. No one is safe.

[@spencerwasson5877]

It only takes 4 coins to buy Koopa City

[@chantadi2005]

@@spencerwasson5877 Justice!

[@parknplay8328]

Someone: Uses a four panel comic People in 2016: 8:43

[@VVheeli]

YOU. YOU MADE ME REMEMBER.

[@Thomaas551]

I II II L

[@gpmar30369]

Here we are, people. Paul, the ultimate deity, has shown up during the final battle to help our well known “Mario”

[@Toadeight]

Tinka: Just because you are in me, Stryder: Wait- *[Ad plays]* That was a beautiful time for an ad, almost like a censor. Yes. Beautiful indeed.

[@TKNinja37]

Not gonna lie, watching the stream with all of Paul's questions, I started nailing the answers around the time Stryder pointed out "It's always the stupid one." I'm not sure whether to be proud of that or not, though.

[@AegisTrucy]

“The Star, What Was That?” Somehow amidst all the chaos, this one makes the most sense

[@ProtoMario]

And thus closes the chapter of toad and Mario in love, the end.

[@rowboat10]

lol

[@razzafrazzle]

14:40 DO NOT RETURN TO YOUR HOME, THE CLOWNS CAME BACK!!!

[@Heli-draws]

Someone should make a Movie out of these words

[@runningoncylinders3829]

@@Heli-draws Kinda works for "It", but really, when are clowns not scary?

[@prastarkeepers]

Penelope to Odysseus, probably.

[@spikeynay7381]

“What a worthless man!” I think this means that Colorade was the one who protected them from the clowns

[@megarotom1590]

Honesetly I really like the idea of a really easy quiz show, but both the questions and the answers are badly translated

[@runningoncylinders3829]

It just kinda devolves into nonsense. I could ask: What color is Koover’s flowerbed? - Dennis - Smelly - Drive me there

[@ilonachan]

As long as the answer is "Drive me there", I see no problem.

[@runningoncylinders3829]

@@ilonachan Justice!

[@LonelySpaceDetective]

Seeing Paul's questions really make me want to see a game with a recurring quiz minigame like Paper Mario's, but over time the questions become increasingly abrasive, accusatory and nonsensical.

[@Tosmasta00]

Such a great question. How many colors have you seen? Given all colors we see are just how our eye interprets light reflected from a surface. Who knew Book of Mario 64 had such a deep question.

[@NickManJams]

If I were a Mantis Shrimp and I got asked this question, it’d be particularly hard to answer. Biology jokes. H’yuck, h’yuck.

[@flygonpincher4493]

Seven

[@sweeetburn]

And the answer is 7

[@youkaisavior9757]

I guess Paul is a true believer in the stars after all. Christ guides him.

[@ConsarnitTokkori]

that's not exactly a good thing, considering who the stars are here

[@MirrorHall_Clay]

But Mario killed Christ in Chapter 7!

[@bluekirby_64]

Paul is actually the one firing Laser Gun and Beam Pexego from above, he just needed some Star Distinguished Liquor to better focus his power. Oh, and he's also the favourite of all!

[@ConsarnitTokkori]

i thought paul needed the liquor to get the stellarvinden drunk so he could save the world from them

[@bluekirby_64]

@@ConsarnitTokkori Oh yeah, I forgot. Maybe it was Paul who gave it to Tinka beforehand though.

[@ConsarnitTokkori]

either that or he made it during the fight

[@commercialchase8442]

Original: ❤️ Google Translate: *B R E A S T*

[@Shadowlyger]

"Mario, this is a castle!" *Awkward pause*

[@TikTakDylan]

This was hands down one of my favorite series’s, I freaking love these videos

[@RyanGotReal]

*Mom hid the dry casket and the dry particles again*

[@dary3]

Guys that's it Mario is just sent by the goverment to kill 5:42

[@PattyGamerLP]

Peach...the King of Persia. xD

[@coastersplus]

These translations screw with everybody's gender, but somehow Princess of Peaches/Persian Prince/King of Persia/Prince Peach gets it the absolute worst. I like the interpretation that Thousands of Doors has an entire arc where Peach questions their identity.

[@runningoncylinders3829]

@@coastersplus Peach is actually kinda evil in Thousands of Doors. And at least savage by the end. Honesty Prof. Caesar Reality goes from kinda sane to evil by the end as well.

[@honestyprofessorcaesarreal5091]

Damn Paul, Kek totally makes me love an exquisite boy.

[@Quario]

I'm calling the FBI on you, you degenerate old man

[@tacdragzag7464]

Dude. Watch out. it starts taking over your brain, how else would you correctly answer Paul's questions? KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@perfectpokeman8307]

Why is no one asking that question...how IS he answering those corrections correctly? There's no way he could have if the questions were translated.

[@tacdragzag7464]

@@perfectpokeman8307 My theory would be that he knows the game well and the right answers are still in their original slots.

[@W.2026]

It's hard! Mario will come! *kisses back* "This is the best dojo!"

[@runningoncylinders3829]

The Master has the hots for Mario. New ship.

[@phillizeigtnilli]

I swear i never laughed this hard in my life.

[@GodChaos333]

“Kisses back” might be the best line I have ever heard.

[@TBoneTony]

17:05 Peach: Thanks yes yes. My chest is bottomless. That explains everything.

[@runningoncylinders3829]

How does one carve a river valley between two mountains if there is no ground level?

[@woobgamer5210]

Reminder: Just because a woman has big tits doesnt mean she has a heart

[@runningoncylinders3829]

@@woobgamer5210 Is this about fictional women or really mean ones?

[@ichintendo]

ok now I'm just laughing at this every 2 seconds 😂😂😂

[@donkarasu-9644]

After the quest is over, the real villains decided to return Mario's soul to his body, ehich is why Peach and Bowser went back treating him as the Mario they (sorta) know in Thousands of Doors. And well, let's jsut say, that he's in for a wild ride after this, unaware of what the f*ck just happened or what the Peach Wars are, and just rolled with it

[@kodykid168]

The way you said "Rosa" made me lose it for some reason.

[@mrdaviddesertfire6801]

Rose is actually pink in Spanish.

[@tzeneth]

I love your long pause on "This is a castle" I had to pause the video because I was laughing so much.

[@luistailsprower3051]

11:29 "My God, you're wrong. How are you so strong?" Browser is Gruntilda confirmed

[@bane2201]

8:43 is this Loss?

[@drfidelis558]

I I i I I I _

[@AnikaChuu42]

This was the funniest series I've watched for a Mario Game, please do more like these!

[@boerhae]

Stryder, can you see what "This Message Should Not Appear" translates to in this mod?

[@chrisakaschulbus4903]

i guess it isn't changed... depending on how it was translated and how the text is stored in rom, it's possible that this message (and others) never met the translator...

[@romajimamulo]

That line isn't in the English version, so it doesn't exist in this version

[@chrisakaschulbus4903]

@@romajimamulo why are you writing letters and words, my child?

[@claudiaperi4990]

Okay, in all seriousness, I hope you know that your voice makes me feel some type of way. Like, I could listen to you narrate this sort of thing for days. Also your laugh is kinda cute...please do an audiobook or something.

[@mesousagaby740]

Did...did you get all the questions right IN ONE TRY?!

[@right_hand_power7960]

He's familiar enough with the original/Japanese PM that he can breeze through it, without having to read the dialogue for context. Plus, assuming this was an emulation hack, he would have had access to save states, allowing him to answer correctly in rapid-fire. Also, it's possible he already knew the answers from others, who have played this hack, again allowing him to correctly answer in rapid-fire. As I understand, these are clips from his previous stream of this. If he got anything wrong originally, he probably went back, answered correctly, and just pieced together only the necessary clips of the successfully answered questions.

[@eduardojavorski7628]

He used save states many times, like in the Source, Things and Policy question. He actually got all the wrong options first.

[@cathie_486]

@@right_hand_power7960 i just still love how he reacts

[@BoibbleicecubebfdiMrexist]

“My greatest desire is to stay in bed.” The most relatable thing in this entire series.

[@xxProjectJxx]

"Why is it always the stupid answer?" Well, when every answer is stupid, that tends to happen

[@dillon1012]

7:06 I love how they used the word Nani grammatically correct in a sentence

[@rd_ctrlr5311]

Ah yes, my favorite inspirational Mario quote of all time: *B R E A S T*

[@DelayRGC]

What a hilariously messed-up journey! It's almost sad that it's over already, but it's nice to know that Google Translate is still just as broken as it has always been.

[@noctis_fella]

13:57 I JUST BUSTED INTO LAUGHTER WHEN TINKA SAID I DONT CARE LMAO

[@fieryyoshi1337]

3:13 Paul - Why is everyone focusing on businesses by email? Mario - M E T O O

[@MarioSonic46]

12:38 Proof that Paul truly is the favorite of all.

[@jakersify]

Sayings I want on T-shirts: "What have we received in this world of sex?" "This is dog feces" "I always intended it" "I always WHOA" "Oh daddy! Gobbledygook!" "My desire is to stay in bed"

[@YAOlMASTER]

The way he said 'Rosa' made him sound extremely sassy

[@marinanicole5693]

Means pink in italian so I guess that's why it's there

[@runningoncylinders3829]

He actually gave it an s sound too rather than roza, so each syllable got stressed. Fun way to say it.

[@cgdash4354]

@@marinanicole5693 Same for spanish

[@andromedaphoenix]

"Its hard. MARIO WILL COME."

[@ZanyWitch7]

04:35 Haven't even finished this video yet and that one is already one of my favorites in this series!

[@rmzing]

Everyone wants to bomb Mario. There is also tangential lore that Goverman was irreversibly changed in Browser's castle, and that would eventually lead to him changing gender and becoming Goombell in the next game.

[@kabobawsome]

Goverman/Goombell says trans rights and also "He uses cabbage and meat."

[@Huanchee]

“BREAST!” Well...least we know how she got the job for the Wonder Wor- Nvm

[@GogotteandSig]

Seeing Mario utilizize the power of Bowser's shaft to defeat his invincible ass is probably the highlight of 2020 for me and the year just started

[@tamix9]

Big thanks to you for making this series! One of the funniest things I've seen in years, and a big part of it is your amazing reading.

[@Darkness3827]

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! PAUL IS THE FAVORITE OF ALL!

[@NicholasArmstrong-l1g]

13:43 aww so heartwarming

[@markus8086]

16:33 "Mario, this is a castle."

[@froakie1404]

I’m gonna be one of the human skeletons on that roof after I died and died from how hard I’m laughing at this

[@GmNdWtchr96]

6:48 When the game you're playing is difficult.

[@Stoneman256]

4:56 everyone going through there midlife crisis: Yes

[@eevee93]

11:53 "I can do anything..." Jevil is that you?!

[@MistressNebula]

The way the final speech still somewhat made sense is honestly beyond my comprehension

[@princeofhalcyon]

Im gonna miss these so much.

[@lordinot_7911]

Stryder: answers everything right. Me: He speaks the language of the gods!

[@drunkenskunkproductionsdsp8094]

Question Life? Don't we do that already?

[@FinalGamerJames]

OH MY GOD _THE CLOWNS CAME BACK?!?!_

[@sonicmegaplus6913]

15:03 Best plot twist ever

[@thepurplemudkip9998]

8:28 jolyne is that u

[@thestallioncreatura]

"I... I... I don't care. I'm also leaving." -Tinka, 2020

[@jetproject4972]

13:03 Identity theft is a serious issue

[@utubeiskaren7796]

“It’s only 4 coins” Carbon: I don’t care, I’ll take it by force anyways

[@Ashi8No8Yubi]

Man... what a journey. I can't believe it's over..

[@mittenstherealest]

10:47 That is, like... straight outta one of them unholy fanfictions...

[@TeruteruBozusama]

"Great-grandchildren stupid!" - the old lady I once saw in a bookstore looking for a gift for her grandchild. First she yelled at the lady working there for finding a Swedish book, then said her grandchild was too stupid to read a children's encyclopedia, then yelled at the worker again when she found a fantasy book, before running out in a rage.