"boiling piss" "gloopiddyboopiddyboop" "i've never chouxed"
@misscommunication12218 жыл бұрын
Hi dodie :) and agreed
@slightlyanxious9137 жыл бұрын
Daniel j. Layton the piss boiler
@BertieGilbert19 жыл бұрын
IT WAS AN HONOUR AND A PRIVILEDGE SPOONING CHOUX PASTRY WITH YOU
@harveywatson30189 жыл бұрын
Shwar
@fitzroviasclown9 жыл бұрын
+Bertie Gilbert Films Bertie.. can you do the artwork for my album that will be released at some point in my life? I love your work with analog cameras! Please?
@ConnorBakerVideos8 жыл бұрын
Shoe
@emilyrichards45297 жыл бұрын
Bertie Gilbert I
@eviemoran57639 жыл бұрын
I'm dying at the Margaret Thatcher story oh my god
@DanLayton9 жыл бұрын
+Vie Vie It literally had me on the floor.
@lucymoon9 жыл бұрын
MY FAVES SUCH GOALS DADDIES
@DanLayton9 жыл бұрын
+meowitslucy "Daddies"?!?!
@kuutarettaretful9 жыл бұрын
+Daniel J. Layton oh wow
@alucas52809 жыл бұрын
my ear just popped from laughing thanks
@8ytan9 жыл бұрын
+meowitslucy Great.
@cicelyamelia8 жыл бұрын
great
@LaytonObserves9 жыл бұрын
'Piss boiler' is the greatest insult to ever be conceived.
@ninaschl27369 жыл бұрын
Truth. xD
@khairah4eva9 жыл бұрын
+LaytonChronicles agreed
@MeganWithCamera9 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I wonder how Bertie's brain actually works. Must be an odd place
@senza45914 жыл бұрын
I wonder if even he knows.
@SuperSamStuff9 жыл бұрын
"That film you cast me in" .... Savage.
@InvisebleDork8 жыл бұрын
i come back every time just for that maggie thatcher story
@gisellerisu8 жыл бұрын
s a m e
@unclejizzy887 жыл бұрын
Sometimes when I find myself being untimely ridiculous, I hear Dan's voice in my head "We haven't the time for such japes"
@MeganSmithers9 жыл бұрын
That guy looks like he's cosplaying Milo from Atlantis
@MelanieAnneAhern9 жыл бұрын
he IS milo from atlantis
@Lily.valkyrie6 жыл бұрын
Megan Smithers I mean.. he literally was Harry potters child in the movie so what do u expect
@rosieplatten52638 жыл бұрын
Bertie's maggie thatcher milk story is so great so great that i remembered it in the middle of my maths exam, and had to stop for a good 2 minutes to stop myself laughing
@SandmanLibrary9 жыл бұрын
"daniel j layton is a piss boiler" comedy gold.
@emililyx4219 жыл бұрын
baking with layton is probably my favourite youtube series not going to lie here.
@RustyClantonOfficial8 жыл бұрын
hahaha these are so fun. Dying to bake with you one day.
@kuutarettaretful8 жыл бұрын
THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
@gisellerisu8 жыл бұрын
hopefully this year
@zannahlu9 жыл бұрын
is Bertie tall or is Dan short that's the question
@imiburrell56949 жыл бұрын
I didn't notice and now I'm so confused omg😂
@bethpearson27469 жыл бұрын
+NotJustBlonde both
@LenaM-eo9dk9 жыл бұрын
+NotJustBlonde Bertie is like 6'0'' i think :)
@Leadley9 жыл бұрын
+NotJustBlonde Bertie is like SO tall
@luciabee9 жыл бұрын
+Lena Müller what the fuck oh my god
@TheHGameFan9 жыл бұрын
"what's a malfoy?" i died
@hafsaz45139 жыл бұрын
"We haven't time for such japes" Really Dan JAPES
@rubywait58099 жыл бұрын
I. Love. Bertie.
@rubywait58099 жыл бұрын
And Dan :)
@atalantasawdon49839 жыл бұрын
+RubyRuby Ruby You can have Bertie if I can have Dan?
@MartinHayfield9 жыл бұрын
i never thought i would see bertie collaborate with a silly non filmmaker youtuber again but i was wrong
@BertieGilbert19 жыл бұрын
+Martin Hayfield you are right he is quite silly
@JulieJoanne9 жыл бұрын
"that film you cast me in" this is my new favourite video on youtube
@pageturner2428 жыл бұрын
I AM CRYING AND WHEEZING WITH LAUGHTER AT THE MARGARET THATCHER BIT
@michikomanalang67339 жыл бұрын
THAT MAGGIE AND THE MILK SHIT
@palmtree19589 жыл бұрын
^ That's now the official title. "Maggie and the Milk Shit"
@weehollyc9 жыл бұрын
My favourite line was "WE HAVEN'T THE TIME FOR SUCH JAPES." However, the whole thing was absolutely lovely.
@moncherrin8 жыл бұрын
"What's a malfoy?" WHAT'S A MALFOY SRSLY BERTIE Or should I say "scorpius"
@an76304 жыл бұрын
That's...that's the joke
@Fratocrats9 жыл бұрын
Hi, Mike here. Just wanna let everyone know that I would LOVE to fight Bertie Gilbert.
@ITylerB9 жыл бұрын
Really I'd watch that!!
@DanLayton9 жыл бұрын
+Fratocrats I'll market it.
@soph2965 жыл бұрын
ive thought abt bertie’s milky thatcher joke at least once a month for almost four years
@rachellily8 жыл бұрын
okay but can we just talk about how fucking beautiful Bertie is?
@bookwormgirl0008 жыл бұрын
2:22 he's so attractive…? ;_;
@thora909 жыл бұрын
Dan's videos always make me feel really happy. Don't understand why he doesn't have like a million subscribers.
@missheadphonegirl9 жыл бұрын
It's really nice to see Bertie Being relaxed and himself on KZbin. Not that I don't love his films because goddam they are amazing. But it's really nice just to see him being him again xx
@IzzyInkpen9 жыл бұрын
I postponed my dinner for this and it was absolutely worth it
@MartinHayfield9 жыл бұрын
+Izzy Inkpen i ate my dinner watching this, super noodles and tuna with rolos as a dessert. living uni life right!
@Han3lizabeth9 жыл бұрын
+Martin Hayfield Why spoil a super noodle by adding tuna D:
@MartinHayfield9 жыл бұрын
well i love super noodles and i love tuna so why not combine the two? the result is magnificent :D
@Han3lizabeth9 жыл бұрын
Which uni?
@MartinHayfield9 жыл бұрын
swansea met
@lottiekarotttie9 жыл бұрын
"I'm a Dalek!" I don't like admitting it, but this had me in tears for 3 minutes.
@corey_el9 жыл бұрын
rated H for headphones is a brilliant descriptor btw. very helpful. don't want to scar the parents lol
@mumrant14079 жыл бұрын
Bertie has got to stop saying "fuck' and 'fucking' all the time.
@clubjema9 жыл бұрын
Spoken like a true mum!
@palmtree19589 жыл бұрын
No.
@toffee12341008 жыл бұрын
never
@ktttttw9 жыл бұрын
"rated H for headphones" am i going to be watching porn or
Bertie: YOU WANNA FUCKING FIGHT?? Daniel: THIS IS NOT THE PLACE!! This video is an absolute gem. Too many wondrously quotable lines.
@LenaM-eo9dk9 жыл бұрын
Daniel J. Layton is a piss boiler. -Bertie Gilbert 2015
@ladyioan9 жыл бұрын
i fucking died at the Margaret Thatcher story
@SelySilvent9 жыл бұрын
now I need a maggie and the milk scetch pls
@okaykatieokay9 жыл бұрын
I legit didn't know what pastry you were talking about until Dan used the correct pronunciation!!
@alexandrafrench6 жыл бұрын
i made choux pastry in hospitality class today and had to come back and rewatch this. 1000x funnier once you have also been under the stress of making choux pastry under a time limit !
@hollygardiner81513 жыл бұрын
It's like a professional baker, older bother has been made (by his mother) to spend "quality time" with his youngest brother so they do baking. This video
@Sinsearach9 жыл бұрын
"when the feck did Bertie get this tall?" was the one thing going through my head throughout.
@bethanyhoward55499 жыл бұрын
This is what made my birthday 1000000x better. Two of my favourite KZbinrs doing a video together
@DanLayton9 жыл бұрын
+Fraggle Howard Happy birthday!
@edily88727 жыл бұрын
"WE HAVENT THE TIME FOR SUCH JAPES"
@nickc20118 жыл бұрын
Someone, somewhere, might like to know that piss-boiling was actually a profession in Ancient Rome. It was used to boil leather, was quite well paid (because no one wanted to do it) and was essential to Roman society. However, it was highly looked down upon - the people who did so had very little social status. Read into what that says about Daniel as you wish. :)
@piplono1368 жыл бұрын
where does one buy a bertie?
@Leadley9 жыл бұрын
brilliant effort folks
@elyssashackleton30942 жыл бұрын
every single line in this video is an absolute classic
@eleanor94119 жыл бұрын
I like how they say it the most sophisticated way possible when it's literally pronounced "shoe"
@aishakhras8 жыл бұрын
I've watched this video at least 5 times today, I don't know why, but I keep coming back to it. This is what my life has come too.
@hyrise99 жыл бұрын
The Margaret Thatcher story made me literally snort water out of my nose XD
@thatssosoph87328 жыл бұрын
"whats a malfoy?" YOUR A MALFOY!!!!
@jonnypayne5984 жыл бұрын
SCORPIUS!!!!
@liliandobson54287 жыл бұрын
There is always a freaking hug in each baking video!!! Am I the only one who notices this?????????
@alicejackson54159 жыл бұрын
I usually only watch this to see ciaran obrein making an apprence was very disappointed that he didn't 😐
@emmafreeman46637 жыл бұрын
WHY DID I CRY
@mayan46659 жыл бұрын
this made me laugh so much and the sarcasm disses at the end!! priceless :)
@jessicaspencertv9 жыл бұрын
I loved the tension as you both had to figure out where to look when taking a bite from that eclair.
@Cheskif9 жыл бұрын
Baking with Layton and Louise please!
@spannannapanna9 жыл бұрын
"whats a malfoy" omfg
@brucedickinson72598 жыл бұрын
Ive had this crush on Bertie all these years..
@emmarsele8 жыл бұрын
This video should definitely have an innuendo count.
@themikylayup63519 жыл бұрын
my children oh, how you've grown. im so proud.
@jesswilson18119 жыл бұрын
well done on your 'sh-waa' pastry, I am very proud of you both
@BethyALOT7 жыл бұрын
"WHAT'S A MALFOY"?!?!!??!?!???
@KarlyMeier19 жыл бұрын
Jesus, this couldn't have gotten any better. I really needed this so thank you both for being ducking hilarious!
@maryambukhari74069 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THESE SO MUCH NEVER STOP MAKING THIS SERIES
@henryhicks75598 жыл бұрын
dan is quickly becoming one of my favourite people on this mad website
@zoefintry14998 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS SERIES SO MUCH
@greerprince43707 жыл бұрын
Someday I'm going to fill a bag with milk and carry it around and when someone points it out I'll just yell "F*CK OFF"😂
@mollgrn9 жыл бұрын
this is everything I could have hoped for in this video plus so so much more. I genuinely could not stop laughing throughout the whole thing. this video is now definitely a favourite of mine. thank you Daniel, thank you Bertie. also may I add, you two look like you give marvellous hugs, if I ever meet you guys, I may or may not ask for one of those hugs.
@katythomson64407 жыл бұрын
Honestly I think about the Maggie thatcher story at least once a week
@annalouise38609 жыл бұрын
truly the most inspiring baking video of all time
@user-vz5wu8ty3z3 жыл бұрын
"Shwa." Uhhh...? Iykyk
@EternalFail9 жыл бұрын
This has to be the best series on KZbin.
@redheadabroad9 жыл бұрын
So glad there are no dislikes on this video - I think everyone, including myself, liked it before even seeing it. Daniel, you need your own cooking show.
@DanLayton9 жыл бұрын
+redheadabroad I would like to host a late night chat show from my kitchen. "The Late Bake Show with Daniel J."
@redheadabroad9 жыл бұрын
+Daniel J. Layton And as every late night chat show host has a "side person" for comedic relief (or really, just being there, looking at you Conan), get Mary Berry on. She'll just sit there and occasionally nod in approval.
@Horsebuggy24 жыл бұрын
" we haven't the time for such japes!" was so perfectly delivered it killed me dead
@Jlggim9 жыл бұрын
bertie has glorious hair. once again. Im glad.
@spleenaB9 жыл бұрын
I knew as soon as I saw the title that this was going to be good. you didn't let me down, guys. this was brilliant. you're my favourites
@bellabozied73037 жыл бұрын
That hug was so adorable
@katel-68778 жыл бұрын
I, havent cried this much in years oh myGO D I LOVE YOU TWO SO MUCH
@sophias908 жыл бұрын
As much as I like watching the old ones... can we please have a "Baking With Layton (Also Carrie H. Fletcher!)" next :)
@isabellanebs228 жыл бұрын
there was never a more beautiful sound than that of the laugh of Sir Bertie Gilbert.
@mmolly137 жыл бұрын
I come back and watch these most frequently
@postcardfromthemoon9 жыл бұрын
This is by far the best one yet
@dampfoxes9 жыл бұрын
I was hoping for 'Daniel J. Layton: Piss Boiler' at the end there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@phoebeturner51748 жыл бұрын
this is my favourite baking with layton ever
@gremlinqiqi6 жыл бұрын
"I AM A DALEK" me too bertie
@coffee_drinking_punk6 жыл бұрын
"I'm glooping some gloopity boopity boop" im DYING😂
@anubisunchained3 жыл бұрын
oh i just caught the malfoy lol
@alekiagill56008 жыл бұрын
Dan looks like he gives the best hugs ngl
@cattey123419 жыл бұрын
I love this series so much,please never stop doing it!
@emmakatehoward29358 жыл бұрын
"We haven't the time for such japes!" is my favorite thing to have been said ever
@kaywabelle8 жыл бұрын
"Beat it. Beat it! BEAT IT FURIOUSLY!" omg.
@manusigl9 жыл бұрын
definitely one of my favourites
@batyahepple63269 жыл бұрын
This literally made my day. This is my new favorite video. Although every time Daniel uploads a video I get a new favorite video.
@mayalovesbobo9 жыл бұрын
"what's a malfoy"
@zoelambrechtsen10318 жыл бұрын
so much new vocabulary was created during this video