Baking With Layton (Also Bertie Gilbert!)

[@doddleoddle]

"boiling piss" "gloopiddyboopiddyboop" "i've never chouxed"

[@misscommunication1221]

Hi dodie :) and agreed

[@slightlyanxious913]

Daniel j. Layton the piss boiler

[@BertieGilbert1]

IT WAS AN HONOUR AND A PRIVILEDGE SPOONING CHOUX PASTRY WITH YOU

[@harveywatson3018]

Shwar

[@fitzroviasclown]

+Bertie Gilbert Films Bertie.. can you do the artwork for my album that will be released at some point in my life? I love your work with analog cameras! Please?

[@ConnorBakerVideos]

Shoe

[@emilyrichards4529]

Bertie Gilbert I

[@eviemoran5763]

I'm dying at the Margaret Thatcher story oh my god

[@DanLayton]

+Vie Vie It literally had me on the floor.

[@LaytonObserves]

'Piss boiler' is the greatest insult to ever be conceived.

[@ninaschl2736]

Truth. xD

[@khairah4eva]

+LaytonChronicles agreed

[@MeganWithCamera]

Sometimes I wonder how Bertie's brain actually works. Must be an odd place

[@senza4591]

I wonder if even he knows.

[@lucymoon]

MY FAVES SUCH GOALS DADDIES

[@DanLayton]

+meowitslucy "Daddies"?!?!

[@kuutarettaretful]

+Daniel J. Layton oh wow

[@alucas5280]

my ear just popped from laughing thanks

[@8ytan]

+meowitslucy Great.

[@cicelyamelia]

great

[@SuperSamStuff]

"That film you cast me in" .... Savage.

[@InvisebleDork]

i come back every time just for that maggie thatcher story

[@gisellerisu]

s a m e

[@rosieplatten5263]

Bertie's maggie thatcher milk story is so great so great that i remembered it in the middle of my maths exam, and had to stop for a good 2 minutes to stop myself laughing

[@unclejizzy88]

Sometimes when I find myself being untimely ridiculous, I hear Dan's voice in my head "We haven't the time for such japes"

[@SandmanLibrary]

"daniel j layton is a piss boiler" comedy gold.

[@emililyx421]

baking with layton is probably my favourite youtube series not going to lie here.

[@RustyClantonOfficial]

hahaha these are so fun. Dying to bake with you one day.

[@kuutarettaretful]

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN

[@gisellerisu]

hopefully this year

[@MeganSmithers]

That guy looks like he's cosplaying Milo from Atlantis

[@MelanieAnneAhern]

he IS milo from atlantis

[@Lily.valkyrie]

Megan Smithers I mean.. he literally was Harry potters child in the movie so what do u expect

[@zannahlu]

is Bertie tall or is Dan short that's the question

[@imiburrell5694]

I didn't notice and now I'm so confused omg😂

[@bethpearson2746]

+NotJustBlonde both

[@LenaM-eo9dk]

+NotJustBlonde Bertie is like 6'0'' i think :)

[@Leadley]

+NotJustBlonde Bertie is like SO tall

[@luciabee]

+Lena Müller what the fuck oh my god

[@pageturner242]

I AM CRYING AND WHEEZING WITH LAUGHTER AT THE MARGARET THATCHER BIT

[@TheHGameFan]

"what's a malfoy?" i died

[@Fratocrats]

Hi, Mike here. Just wanna let everyone know that I would LOVE to fight Bertie Gilbert.

[@ITylerB]

Really I'd watch that!!

[@DanLayton]

+Fratocrats I'll market it.

[@missheadphonegirl]

It's really nice to see Bertie Being relaxed and himself on KZbin. Not that I don't love his films because goddam they are amazing. But it's really nice just to see him being him again xx

[@JulieJoanne]

"that film you cast me in" this is my new favourite video on youtube

[@thora90]

Dan's videos always make me feel really happy. Don't understand why he doesn't have like a million subscribers.

[@weehollyc]

My favourite line was "WE HAVEN'T THE TIME FOR SUCH JAPES." However, the whole thing was absolutely lovely.

[@MartinHayfield]

i never thought i would see bertie collaborate with a silly non filmmaker youtuber again but i was wrong

[@BertieGilbert1]

+Martin Hayfield you are right he is quite silly

[@rubywait5809]

I. Love. Bertie.

[@rubywait5809]

And Dan :)

[@atalantasawdon4983]

+RubyRuby Ruby You can have Bertie if I can have Dan?

[@hafsaz4513]

"We haven't time for such japes" Really Dan JAPES

[@rachellily]

okay but can we just talk about how fucking beautiful Bertie is?

[@bookwormgirl000]

2:22 he's so attractive…? ;_;

[@corey_el]

rated H for headphones is a brilliant descriptor btw. very helpful. don't want to scar the parents lol

[@soph296]

ive thought abt bertie’s milky thatcher joke at least once a month for almost four years

[@IzzyInkpen]

I postponed my dinner for this and it was absolutely worth it

[@MartinHayfield]

+Izzy Inkpen i ate my dinner watching this, super noodles and tuna with rolos as a dessert. living uni life right!

[@Han3lizabeth]

+Martin Hayfield Why spoil a super noodle by adding tuna D:

[@MartinHayfield]

well i love super noodles and i love tuna so why not combine the two? the result is magnificent :D

[@Han3lizabeth]

Which uni?

[@MartinHayfield]

swansea met

[@LenaM-eo9dk]

Daniel J. Layton is a piss boiler. -Bertie Gilbert 2015

[@lottiekarotttie]

"I'm a Dalek!" I don't like admitting it, but this had me in tears for 3 minutes.

[@ktttttw]

"rated H for headphones" am i going to be watching porn or

[@DanLayton]

+Katie On my channel? Probably.

[@caseygecko]

bertie really called it ə pastry

[@michikomanalang6733]

THAT MAGGIE AND THE MILK SHIT

[@palmtree1958]

^ That's now the official title. "Maggie and the Milk Shit"

[@hollygardiner8151]

It's like a professional baker, older bother has been made (by his mother) to spend "quality time" with his youngest brother so they do baking. This video

[@hannahpatricia3944]

"Daniel J Layton: he's a- he's a piss boiler" - Bertie Gilbert, 2015

[@Leadley]

brilliant effort folks

[@emmafreeman4663]

WHY DID I CRY

[@moncherrin]

"What's a malfoy?" WHAT'S A MALFOY SRSLY BERTIE Or should I say "scorpius"

[@an7630]

That's...that's the joke

[@alexandrafrench]

i made choux pastry in hospitality class today and had to come back and rewatch this. 1000x funnier once you have also been under the stress of making choux pastry under a time limit !

[@rubberduckyofsteel]

"that film you cast me in" OH DAAAAAMN

[@bethanyhoward5549]

This is what made my birthday 1000000x better. Two of my favourite KZbinrs doing a video together

[@DanLayton]

+Fraggle Howard Happy birthday!

[@ladyioan]

i fucking died at the Margaret Thatcher story

[@Sinsearach]

"when the feck did Bertie get this tall?" was the one thing going through my head throughout.

[@mayan4665]

this made me laugh so much and the sarcasm disses at the end!! priceless :)

[@okaykatieokay]

I legit didn't know what pastry you were talking about until Dan used the correct pronunciation!!

[@bethmadgwick4139]

1:44 reminds me of Undyne and Frisk baking.

[@maryambukhari7406]

I LOVE THESE SO MUCH NEVER STOP MAKING THIS SERIES

[@KarlyMeier1]

Jesus, this couldn't have gotten any better. I really needed this so thank you both for being ducking hilarious!

[@zoefintry1499]

I LOVE THIS SERIES SO MUCH

[@mollgrn]

this is everything I could have hoped for in this video plus so so much more. I genuinely could not stop laughing throughout the whole thing. this video is now definitely a favourite of mine. thank you Daniel, thank you Bertie. also may I add, you two look like you give marvellous hugs, if I ever meet you guys, I may or may not ask for one of those hugs.

[@spannannapanna]

"whats a malfoy" omfg

[@edily8872]

"WE HAVENT THE TIME FOR SUCH JAPES"

[@spleenaB]

I knew as soon as I saw the title that this was going to be good. you didn't let me down, guys. this was brilliant. you're my favourites

[@aishakhras]

I've watched this video at least 5 times today, I don't know why, but I keep coming back to it. This is what my life has come too.

[@user-vz5wu8ty3z]

"Shwa." Uhhh...? Iykyk

[@BuffyWho19]

Bertie: YOU WANNA FUCKING FIGHT?? Daniel: THIS IS NOT THE PLACE!! This video is an absolute gem. Too many wondrously quotable lines.

[@brucedickinson7259]

Ive had this crush on Bertie all these years..

[@SelySilvent]

now I need a maggie and the milk scetch pls

[@elyssashackleton3094]

every single line in this video is an absolute classic

[@jessicaspencertv]

I loved the tension as you both had to figure out where to look when taking a bite from that eclair.

[@kylezsmilez563]

2:40 best story

[@mumrant1407]

Bertie has got to stop saying "fuck' and 'fucking' all the time.

[@clubjema]

Spoken like a true mum!

[@palmtree1958]

No.

[@toffee1234100]

never

[@eleanor9411]

I like how they say it the most sophisticated way possible when it's literally pronounced "shoe"

[@liliandobson5428]

I freaking love these videos!! I'm obsessed and binging at 1 in the morning!!! Everything is hilarious and I love it!!!

[@cattey12341]

I love this series so much,please never stop doing it!

[@anubisunchained]

oh i just caught the malfoy lol

[@hyrise9]

The Margaret Thatcher story made me literally snort water out of my nose XD

[@katel-6877]

I, havent cried this much in years oh myGO D I LOVE YOU TWO SO MUCH

[@annalouise3860]

truly the most inspiring baking video of all time

[@BethyALOT]

"WHAT'S A MALFOY"?!?!!??!?!???

[@batyahepple6326]

This literally made my day. This is my new favorite video. Although every time Daniel uploads a video I get a new favorite video.

[@liliandobson5428]

There is always a freaking hug in each baking video!!! Am I the only one who notices this?????????

[@EternalFail]

This has to be the best series on KZbin.

[@blaireluna389]

these are so great never stop making them please

[@mayalovesbobo]

"what's a malfoy"

[@Horsebuggy2]

" we haven't the time for such japes!" was so perfectly delivered it killed me dead

[@postcardfromthemoon]

This is by far the best one yet

[@manusigl]

definitely one of my favourites

[@bellabozied7303]

That hug was so adorable

[@henryhicks7559]

dan is quickly becoming one of my favourite people on this mad website

[@greerprince4370]

Someday I'm going to fill a bag with milk and carry it around and when someone points it out I'll just yell "F*CK OFF"😂

[@themikylayup6351]

my children oh, how you've grown. im so proud.

[@gremlinqiqi]

"I AM A DALEK" me too bertie

[@satusallantaus]

Comedy gold. I am crying. Thank you.

[@nickc2011]

Someone, somewhere, might like to know that piss-boiling was actually a profession in Ancient Rome. It was used to boil leather, was quite well paid (because no one wanted to do it) and was essential to Roman society. However, it was highly looked down upon - the people who did so had very little social status. Read into what that says about Daniel as you wish. :)

[@coffee_drinking_punk]

"I'm glooping some gloopity boopity boop" im DYING😂

[@mmolly13]

I come back and watch these most frequently

[@oasis-wasteland]

'I'm a Dalek'

[@thatssosoph8732]

"whats a malfoy?" YOUR A MALFOY!!!!

[@jonnypayne598]

SCORPIUS!!!!

[@zannabal2360]

I've waited so long for this

[@hcrowley]

these vides never fail to disappoint me omg soooo funny everytime

[@weeklysmiles]

I love this every time

[@alekiagill5600]

Dan looks like he gives the best hugs ngl

[@TheStartandTheBean]

Damn I love this series!

[@redheadabroad]

So glad there are no dislikes on this video - I think everyone, including myself, liked it before even seeing it. Daniel, you need your own cooking show.

[@DanLayton]

+redheadabroad I would like to host a late night chat show from my kitchen. "The Late Bake Show with Daniel J."

[@redheadabroad]

+Daniel J. Layton And as every late night chat show host has a "side person" for comedic relief (or really, just being there, looking at you Conan), get Mary Berry on. She'll just sit there and occasionally nod in approval.

[@emmarsele]

This video should definitely have an innuendo count.

[@karinleigh648]

pleeeease keep these Baking with Layton videos coming

[@squirbly6147]

This is everything I hoped it would be and more

[@adamparrishkinnie]

"whats a Malfoy."