This really is a DIRTY DONER KEBAB!

[@devonsteve2347]

You threw the best bit away- the packaging😂😂😂 (less ingredients)

[@BaldFoodieGuy]

😂

[@MelissasArt]

That is not food. As you rightly pointed out. Some of those ingredients are used in industrial processes. 🙄

[@menopausalbarbie7467]

I think I'd rather eat the packaging 😂

[@jordon3225]

That was funny but also scarily true. That was not food at all that's death in a packet!

[@AlainStanton-me9km]

Thanks!

[@MickeyMouse.18]

Mhmm

[@BaldFoodieGuy]

Oh mate that's very kind indeed 😊 Kebabs on you 👍

[@Frazman72]

Heat up, put on sugary garlic mayo, chilli sauce, and put straight into the bin!! 😂😂 It's amazing how chemicals in food make your brain work! Another funny and honest review. Cheers man.

[@iancroot1388]

QUOTE : I use to buy a Doner Kebab, didn't know the ingredients and eat it, fast forward to today I buy a Doner Kebab read and understand the ingredients and still eat it. VINTAGE 🤣🤣

[@sylviaspackman7757]

The picture on the packaging looked promising. Like those Kits you can buy. LOL Thanks. You deserve a medal. 😆

[@BucephalusHume]

I think this is my favourite review so far, it had a real story arc with character development and everything. The fact that from the get go you were willing yourself to not like it, subconsciously thinking "you're a better man than a £1.5 microwaved kebab". Only for your esteemed view of yourself to be shattered as you realise any dirty donner will do ya.

[@snakerville]

"Spurtage" - Love it, gonna have to remember that one 😂😂

[@ianroughley1933]

It would be very grim circumstances for that to be even considered for something to eat 🤣

[@leanneclare3750]

Top hat old chap…great one for the team. 🤠😄

[@Hometruths29]

Looks like a great cure for constipation.

[@kavibala5499]

LOL

[@suesmith4930]

Looks like a great cause of constipation to me 😂

[@paulb174]

😂😂

[@m6kzt]

I know exactly where you're coming from about Donner kebabs. When I was a younger guy, so we're talking about early 90s, coming back from the pub on a Friday night we would stop off at the Donner Kebab vans at Bridge Street car park in High Wycombe. (It's now a shopping centre) was about 4 of them lined up, but we had a favourite. Get a dirty old donner and eat it with the grease dripping down our hands. I've loved them ever since!

[@stephenrandall3551]

I used to live in Wycombe too and remember the doner kebab vans in Bridge Street. I wonder where they are now, not lived in Wycombe since 2004.

[@MseeBMe]

That looked nasty mate, thanks for taking one for the team.

[@john9508]

Great review as usual Gareth mate. Needs some shredded cabbage, onion and what not to go with it

[@rappers5719]

I do love the full Monty. It feels healthier with salad + Jalapeños.

[@stevenc5227]

I don't like "what not", i prefer garlic mayo.

[@SuperLittleTyke]

No, it needs a trash bin urgently. Open the packaging and throw the whole lot in the bin. Job done. Now go and get a sandwich from Tesco.

[@antman5474]

​@@SuperLittleTykeare you for real? I mean, Tesco sandwich 🤮

[@SuperLittleTyke]

@@antman5474 You're surely not suggesting that this awful Snacksters shite is tastier than a Tesco sandwich?!

[@michaelwhiles5282]

PRE Viewing the video - not expecting much I'll post again after viewing... you are a brave man.

[@iainmcintosh9068]

I've had these before and yes ,only cook the meat and do the bread separately , the problem with the bread being soggy wasn't only caused by steam but perhaps the meat juices being soaked up by the bread , probably better idea to swab this mystery juice up before putting the meat on the bread , great channel btw 👍

[@johnm2051]

The packaging looks more appetising 😂😂

[@robertaitchison6112]

From one bald guy to another love your reviews from the various shops it's so real and P.S your an a addictive watch keep up the good work 👏

[@taf-d2i8j]

That's how I cook the kebab meat from Farm foods. Inside the bread, it doesn't dry out. It needs salady stuff though!

[@gtree7047]

I’ve tried disassembling prepackaged food and preparing each part separately to make it taste better. Not perfect solution but it does generally work to make an average product better.

[@DamonSlater]

Old gazza takes yet another one for the team

[@MultiLisaParker]

Great review 😂❤

[@BaldFoodieGuy]

Thank you 😁

[@nicolavallely8076]

Love your words slippage and splurtage love it

[@BaldFoodieGuy]

Haha all the best Nicola 👍

[@HUYI1]

Too much laughter that one 😂😂

[@HELL-BENT74]

@@BaldFoodieGuyI have eaten those Doner Kebabs; I found them to have very little Kebab meat in them, so what I did was to fill one of those Naan’s with two portions of Kebab meat, and salad; I grilled the Kebab meat separately not inside the Naan.

[@angela_7_7_7]

You deserve a medal for eating that 🥇 😂😂😂

[@johnembery7801]

Hi, you deserve a 🎖medal for giving this a try, thanks for the review Gaz, we are wiser for it.👍😊

[@BaldFoodieGuy]

Thank you kindly

[@77moessa]

Can never beat an original donner kebab. Seeing that big lump of sheep,cow,lamb guts grilling roasting and rotating on that skew. Can't beat that moisture and texture.

[@paullottiewashington7444]

I watched your video of that iceland spicy chicken balti and decided to give it a try absolutely lovely it was now I can't stop eating it 😂 keep up the good work mate.

[@nicolavallely8076]

❤ loving your reviews,sludge describes it to a t, you take care Gareth xx

[@MickeyMouse.18]

Mhmmm

[@tuffty203]

To make it edible it needs pimping up with some salad. Lettuce, Onion and tomato. I'd eat 1 if I had too and locak Kebab shop was shut... Which is a Monday lol Great video. Keep them up.

[@BaldFoodieGuy]

Will do cheers

[@lilacscentedfushias1852]

Definitely shredded cabbage

[@russellhewitt7257]

You are the bravest man I have never met 😂

[@billdouble8285]

Trash food, we're all guilty of it because it tastes so good. I just love ping dinners. Kershaw's frozen foods. My two sons keep nicking off with my favourites. Love for you to do a review on Kershaw's. As always, wished I'd worked you at some point in life. Your mint👍🙂

[@SmokeyWayz]

Crikey Mr Baldie, I'm becoming concerned by the lack of balance in your diet!😅 All the best mate, nice to see your channel thriving.

[@rosiew1952]

When I used to buy those snacksters kebabs from farm foods a good few yrs ago, there used to be 2 in a box ,and inside the pitta bread, the meat wasnt too bad, also inside there was some chopped cabbage& little bit of onion as well I think , ( not much mind lol ) , but the spicy sauce was really nice spread over the meat . me &my son loved them .

[@robtok1968]

That is marginally a step up from dog or cat food. I'd be rating that a 2 at push because the sauces seemed ok, but the comedy value of the review gets a 10+😂😂 Well done Gareth, you do give us a laugh.

[@mmmark___]

Mate you need to spread the meat over both sides before cooking on tissue pape. I get the smaller one that only has chilli sauce. I work nights in an Amazon yard and is fine for me. A little treat tbh at the start of my long shift. Can’t imagine having one at home as a meal though.

[@BaldFoodieGuy]

Cheers Mark 👌 all the best pal. Do a great job getting stuff to us all. Appreciate it

[@kevowski]

Looks about as appetising as a piece of cardboard

[@stevewild4449]

I used to buy these Snacksters from Iceland and I thought they were a a very tasty, cheap and dirty snack 🙂 The instruction then was best cooked from frozen but there was umpteen complaints in the reviews that said they cant be cooked from frozen. The instructions said to lay the flat bread and meat side by side. Then open the flat bread and arrange the meaty stuff evenly on top and microwave for a time and then fold over and turn over as the flat bread goes soggy. The only problem was that they couldn't be cooked like that until they have been left out until the the bread could be flattened and the meaty stuff could be separated and spread out. 30 minutes to defrost enough to cook and a proper tasty and cheap snack 🙂✌

[@neildobie4094]

13 E number in the ingredients. The nourishment of champions.

[@Curryking32000]

many E numbers are natural ingredients.

[@eadweard.]

It's also full of dihydrogen monoxide which is used as an industrial solvent 🤮

[@Curryking32000]

@eadweard. Haha!! I'm sure it passes our very strict food hygiene standards. Water contains chlorine to make it safe to drink...... anything in moderation

[@SuperLittleTyke]

Just found an old receipt for cod & chips from a local chippy dated 8 July 2021. Price: £6.30. And Henry's does very nice fish and chips.

[@anthonyclarke5579]

And there I was listening and thinking dirty Doner was going to be a tale about a squadies girlfriend....

[@daveb8370]

We all know that girl called Donna 😂

[@antman5474]

I microwaved a Rustlers once. The taste was there but that was about all. I now treat these types as packet ingredients. I now toast the Rustlers bun and grill the burger. Yum😊 Maybe a similar approach I shall take with this well recommended packet ingredients kebab. Of to B&M I go.

[@GerryLewis-qb4pv]

On the few occasions that I have a Donor I usually just visit my local Kebab Shop, even though they're expensive. A hot Chilli sauce and plenty of salad with garlic mayo. And no need to faff about to cook it. Sometimes either Lidl or Aldi do frozen packs of Donor meat during their Mediterranian week. So I just buy a pack, some pitta breads, Donor seasoning and some salad to make my own. Obviously they aren't as good as a take-away but they are OK, and a lot cheaper. Another great review. Microwaving flatbreads or pitta breads? They always come out soggy.

[@debrafleming2884]

Not my sort of kebab but glad you enjoyed it. Mag to grid (get rid) haven't heard that expression in a long while ! I did a map reading/path finding course, the instructor was ex-military. Grid to mag, add. If I recall correctly. Thank God for sat nav, these days.

[@BaldFoodieGuy]

That's right you never lose it 😊

[@lukeharrop4620]

I never used to be a fussy eater until I accidentally ate mouldy nachos and nearly hospitalised myself with food poisoning a few years ago. The packaging inside the box must've been opened. I just thought they were extra dusty 🤢

[@Kty27-65]

Happened to me with a chicken and mayo sandwich i bought in a service station ...... Was quite sick, never again 😬🥴

[@lukeharrop4620]

@Kty27-65 I couldn't even keep water down, I was one more vomiting fit away from my other half phoning an ambulance

[@Kty27-65]

@@lukeharrop4620 awful..... I certainly check everything now but definitely no more plastic packaged industrial stuff for me. Glad you're ok now 😊

[@snakebitex10]

Thanks Gareth, you took one for the team.. I love how you tried to justify it by saying, grill the meat and toast the pitta just to make it a bit more gourmet. Personally I wouldn't even feed it to my enemies dog,

[@Vape636]

NICE BIB,LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER TYPE OF KEBAB 😂😂😮😮❤❤

[@shanemckinnon5586]

Yeah those two words came straight back into my head as I watched. Mechanically separated. 😂. Rather you than me sir. 😊.

[@NathanWilkes-d5q]

I like them

[@HELL-BENT74]

The only problem with them is that there is hardly any Kebab meat in one individually packed Doner Kebab, so what I do is use two portions of Kebab meat in one Naan and add salad, ideally though they need 2.5 portions of that Kebab meat in one Naan.

[@empireofnoise2200]

I've been looking for these at iceland, got them online but not in store, they go down well when you have had a few

[@Jee123123]

in the 90's think it was Sainsbury's they used to do a really nice microwave Donna, don't remember the brand name they were sold in purple wrapping. The sauce was already in the kebab and it was combined with the veg which as someone that doesn't like cooked veg was nice in that kebab, was not as spicy sauce as you get now but was tasty If I remember they lasted in the store for less than a year 😞 which is a shame.

[@nickdrury4931]

Thank you for taking one for the team! Well over generous with the scores there Gareth!……….

[@ericlackford6718]

I think it is best heated up in the packaging at high heat, until hermetically sealed then future mold and bacterial growth can not escape when deposited in the rubbish bin.

[@motherlover449]

Looks like a science lab experiment 😝

[@leobloom4526]

The lengths you will go to for your KZbin subscribers you are real Trooper I'm proud to subscribe

[@yutehube4468]

He is our guinea pig.

[@Project.X7]

For 1.50 I expect it to be some dirt they have swept up from the food isle

[@CoolHandLuke-q1e]

You'd be wrong you 🤡

[@Project.X7]

@CoolHandLuke-q1e u seem to be very passionate about bnms cheapo food products 😅

[@LENG-CORPORATE]

Try the my protein doner meat from iceland… made with 41% beef - 31% chicken breast … no chickens quiff , eyeballs and feet added ✌️

[@lilacscentedfushias1852]

Oh Jesus I gag so much when I see chicken feet on videos 🤮 saying that wings turn my stomach too 😂

[@AbsolutelyAverage]

Not like you to get your words in a mucking fuddle Gareth! Another one for the team there mate. You tried that so we don't have to. Spot-On!

[@drac1st]

That reminds me of the film Battleship the young lady asked for a chicken burrito. The chap behind the bar closed the microwave door and said the kitchen is closed. 😂🤣.

[@davidgibbon5827]

No no that's not a kebab you need a medal for eating that 😂😂❤❤

[@Charlie_Crown]

Never a lover of Doner Kebab, to be honest, but i think i might have briefly fried those slices on a very hot pan, no oil, and as you said, toasted, briefly, the flat bread. I think the texture may very well have made a big difference here, though personally, i won't be trying one any time soon 😆👌

[@MartynCampbell-ib5gr]

I don’t know why but that food reminded me of the movie “The Thing” with Kurt Russel. Thought is was going to sprout legs and attack you 😀😀 fun review though as always Gareth.

[@angryscottishidiot]

Never seen a bite size donner kebab before. That was impressive! :) Throw the flat bead in the airfryer for 30seconds to 1 min. :D

[@PeterMicklewright]

Hi Gareth hope you're well and the family are well. Sorry mate but the best kebab is from Iceland (grill house) best one i have tried. 😋😋😋❤ keep up the good work mate.

[@BaldFoodieGuy]

I've reviewed it. 👌

[@ynysvon]

It's not something I would have for my tea, but for something quick and hot at work, it would be OK.

[@keithfisher7388]

Definitely need a larger before consumption, af ❤

[@fookoff9220]

A larger what?

[@FerDoug]

"Spurtidge" Oh we all hate a bit of spurtidge. 😁

[@stuartsimmons3470]

i,ve got a bag of that doner meat !!!?? from heron that you reviewed awhile back i have mine on a tortilla wrap not as thick as pita bread ,,a bit of iceberg chopped up with a drizzle of chilli sauce MMMMMMMMMMMMM BOOTIFUL (p.s have you got a home bargains nearby ,they do some microwave Chinese stuff?)

[@BaldFoodieGuy]

Cheers pal 👍

[@peterclarke3300]

Great review Gaz but because you just reminded me I have lamb mince,and time to make 500g of donner meat and have my dinner thanks,for that you are a top bloke for reminding me 👏

[@uglenddalejones2]

Request.. Can you try the smackers bacon roll? I found it in the fridge section in Iceland. I quite like it.a mcds resemblance,based on my taste. They do a sausage bap too 🙌😋😋

[@BaldFoodieGuy]

I'll check it out! Thanks 😊

[@weejim48]

The last time I had a Dona kebab was back in 1978. It made me violently ill. Either that or the 15 pints of bitter and 7 whiskey chasers. 🤣🤣🤣👍

[@Vape636]

The meat 🥩 looks like a cows 🐄 tongue 😂😂,definitely not a MMMMM GAZ lol 😂❤❤

[@keefsmiff]

Not any donar kebab iv ever seen , brave man.

[@trevorwad]

I'm feeling spot on lol

[@joesmith1926]

Got to give them every chance, if buying. Slice and fry the meat in butter, toast the bread and add some salad to bulk it out 🤙

[@anthony342]

hiya mate , i love walking . im after a rucksack that can hold about 20kgs of weights . can you recommend any , what with being army . went walking 3 miles today with 17 pounds of weight in my pack , but its going to break if i load it more . cheers

[@BaldFoodieGuy]

Love your knees ditch the weight. Walk faster and further without the weight. I would say that because I'm in my 50s

[@anthony342]

@@BaldFoodieGuy cheers mate

[@DaleBaker-e3u]

Well, the one thing you can say Gaz is that it's cheap, nothing more. Brave man indeed.

[@JohnSwindells-zm4sq]

Hey Gareth every bit of that Kebab is pure healthiness so I will be giving it a miss but thanks for a great video 😊

[@johnmelling9950]

The spices in most doners are coriander, cumin and onion powder. You can actually make your own doner meat fairly easy at home and it tastes amazing especially knowing whats in it. Ive eaten some doners in my time, im talking one almost every night for years in my 20s and 30s. I wouldnt touch one now.

[@BaldFoodieGuy]

Thanks for the tips!

[@koncorde]

Remember my mum buying them in the 90's for me, came in something similar to a Rustlers with the same "hot sauce" sachet. She must have got them from Iceland back then. I'm sure they came with very stringy lettuce.

[@RegiyThornton]

I wonder how much that cost to make , 1p 5p 10p?

[@seana2646]

YES!!! Gareth takes another hit for the team. Can't help enjoying these Bald Foodie Guy eats another chemical Frankenstein creation videos. I know as a fan we shouldn't be encouraging anything as harmful to his health as this but it is entertaining.

[@xsm5525]

looks like anxiety wrapped in plastic

[@davy2266]

if i ever bought one of those i would try the the donner stuff first , if it all went wrong at least i would have the flatbread to mop up in the morning,cheaper than bog roll at the moment.

[@ianzthingz1]

'Meat' LOL! Cheers Gareth, one to avoid I think. :)

[@seanjohnson367]

I started this video thinking how rank that looked, by the end I fancied one 🤣

[@BaldFoodieGuy]

Haha 😄

[@davidbowen60]

Nice with some chips G 👍🇬🇧great vid kid

[@BaldFoodieGuy]

Thanks 👍

[@johnakyle5908]

I used to buy farmfoods ones , they had chopped onion in them , and slice of meat like a kebab shop

[@S7EVE_P]

My brain and taste buds do the same thing with the Rustlers microwave burgers....I know it's wrong but it tastes so right😆😂

[@suneelprasad9813]

Hehe you're way too generous with these scores 😂

[@BaldFoodieGuy]

I know lol

[@conormacdougal2344]

Cooking instructions are for guidance only. I would have wrapped it is tinfoil and popped it into the airfryer for 5 mins or so and check that it is piping hot before adding the sauces. Would I buy one? Not in a month of Sundays, it looked very unappealing. Glad you tried it, so I don't have to. Hop you enjoyed it to the last bite.

[@bencox616]

I don't often get anything like this but if I do I always toast what ever bread it is and just microwave the meat like u said as I'm writing this 😂

[@KevinDiss-n4r]

Good review Gareth but I don’t think I will bother! What did make me laugh was your kitchen roll bib was reminiscent of Trevor Francis in his 1970’s Birmingham city shirt! Google it!! 😂😂😂

[@BaldFoodieGuy]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@PaoloBanke]

Thank god for chillies and garlic 🤣.

[@adam8892]

Spurtage. I love that word lol.

That’s a proper artery blocker gaz. 😮 I don’t think I’ll be buying one but Thankyou for another great review 👍

[@arkantos1571]

I do like an occasional kebab but yeah that's not a great example 😅 when you opened it up before cooking the doner meat made me think of haslet lol

[@mellie5858]

Nooooooo! That's dirtier than a purple waffle😂 stomach pump please 😂

[@jamiepooley8059]

I know they are cheap. But you can't beat a real one from the kebab shop.❤ great video.

[@FF04RDF]

There should be some sort of gallantry medal we can nominate you for. Trying this on our behalf needs to be formally recognised. Not a VC obviously but more of an Astounding Resilience Service Enterprise award. 😂

[@yutehube4468]

Use VC, it can stand for "Very Cheap" 😂

[@jrobinson3189]

Tried em, not too bad with a few extra toppings but only in emergencies lol..

[@Growlerinthebush]

No veg 😯better luck with the next one, I haven't had one for a while our local chippy does them you can see the meat being sliced not had one of these though it's like what you would get in a NAAFI vending machine, honking!😂😂 I'm glad you test them so I know not to buy them, looks more like a 4.5 out of ten. Keep them coming😉