Baldur's Gate 3 But It's Just Memes

Just a fella appreciating the dragonborn's body respectfully
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Outro Song: The End of Times - Jorge Aguilar
• The End of Times
#LoneWolfie #baldursgate3 #dnd

[@thegooseman2783]

A half dead mage, a vampire, a space warrior and a bear walk into a bar. the bar said "perception check failed"

[@Cpt.Str4ng3]

First two, not giving a frick and start to get drunk,.the other two, starting to bit the local patreons and bulliyng them for crying.

[@aidenfurry471]

they are then saved by a bald tattooed Barbarian and a miniature giant space hampster while the Barbarian yells "go for the eyes Boo!"

[@MultiZernez]

@@aidenfurry471ranger***

[@nj643559]

The slow outlining of the dragonborn's pecs was filled with bonk-worthy thoughts 😆

[@PorterB]

Prudes be mad about the bear sex and gay sex in this game, but never talk about the fact you has sex with humanoid dragons, weird, I guess everyone has a dragonborn fetish.

[@nj643559]

​@@PorterB huh, I thought it was common knowledge that everyone wants to bang dragons. Or maybe it's just Lone, me and probably half or TwiXtter and FA 😆

[@Cpt.Str4ng3]

The main Problem of the Game is, there are too many hot companions and you can also have 3 at a time with you. :D

[@nj643559]

@@Cpt.Str4ng3 The game ultimate dilemma : who should I pick for today's squad ? The correct answer is everyone but the game said no :c

[@NaruSanavai]

@@PorterB The keyword there, in case you missed it, is _humanoid._

[@ladyofrillwater]

Fuckin wheezing at Gale being like "Im just gonna say what we're all thinking... did you do the murder?"

[@toolatetothestory]

Same xD HOW DID HE KNOW XD

[@ladyofrillwater]

@@toolatetothestory its entirely possible that the Dark Urge is A) covered in blood B) recently guilty of squirrel murder C) has spent several days telling everyone who will listen that they think of nothing but murder all day long XD

[@toolatetothestory]

Okay, fair point. But not conclusive evidence. It is all circumstancial and would not work in court xD @@ladyofrillwater

[@MeonLights]

​@@toolatetothestory which is why he is asking for a confession. He is smart lol

[@FurryWulfz]

Thought he was gonna say "Why am I wearing this ugly ass hat"

[@alexw4482]

It’s wild to me that getting your eye stabbed out by volo gives such an amazing buff. Being able to see invisible has just completely shut down a lot of enemies.

[@NaruSanavai]

Unfortunately, they won't let Wyll do the procedure so he has two good eyes, again. >:(

[@flippanties]

In early access you took a permanent debuff of -1 intelligence instead lol

[@falkj.beinker6561]

@@flippanties r/woooosh

[@gazmodius]

@@flippanties I swear it blinded you at one point in EA and made your vision super shit. Im pretty sure thats what the hag does now since the hag is evil and volo is a homie.

[@nox_luna]

@@gazmodius hag destroys one of your eyes yeah, not worth it. volos invis seeing eye is amazing though

[@AeroViro]

I am LOVING the homosexual energy going on in these videos, absolutely subscribed

[@LoneWolfie]

Thank you SO MUCH!

[@AeroViro]

Of course!!!!@@LoneWolfie

[@Orphan_of_Gwyn]

LMFAO! Hi Shen!@@AeroViro

[@jodoodlyboi2963]

Well said. Same here lol

[@twowholelitersofkool-aid7039]

Asterian physically invoked my bisexuality the second he bit my character.

[@terrimoran4428]

Haha. Same but as soon as I met Karlach.

[@gabrieldupuis2947]

It's a great day when you decide the thumbnail and get to watch a masterpiece unfold

[@nicolevickyhades]

Astarion is just *chef's kiss* Also as soon as I saw the bucket my head went "This is a bucket. Dear God! There's more. No!"

[@hunterwolf5482]

In divinity original sin 2, you can wear a bucket as a helmet. Its a damn shame you cant wear it in this game -_-

[@SpadeApeiron]

Man later he is so sarcastically comments on us that he has less murders committed in a camp than the dark urge XD ~ I just died laughing tht day. sometimes his humor is overwhelming XD

[@nicolevickyhades]

@@SpadeApeiron it's great. Larian Studios really outdid themselves with this game.

[@danielvanpatten5815]

That's the poop bucket. If he put it on his head...

[@RandomAng3l]

"Hey there. . I got a bucket of chicken."

[@MKanakaredes]

I'm already fangirling over Astarion and I don't even played BG3 yet.

[@Cpt.Str4ng3]

The only problem with him is, S(assy)H(ot)G(oth)V(ampire)Dilf is hard to pronounce- :'D

[@strawberryboi2k722]

This is literally Lone's dream: Surrounded by HOT Men, including himself :)

[@xxvskrunkle]

YASS

[@hobabo9703]

I'm ashamed (not) to admit hot dragon men were the only reason I bought the game and now I have 100 hours in it

[@kevinwestermann1001]

In the game or the hot dragon man?

[@SuperFlameRunner]

@@kevinwestermann1001yes

[@vampyrboyfriend5133]

Every time Astarion gets attacked, I yell "Don't touch my boy!"

[@xAyumu94]

Ragzlin pushed him into the chasm on my first run. He now gets the barrel treatment every single playthrough 😌

[@dungeonsanddioramas8068]

"Asterian, can you open the door? *pleads*" I have said this all too many times XD

[@jeffm7528]

When you found the bucket my mouth fuckin dropped. I’m glad somebody was able to put a stop to your madness

[@lewishoff9406]

6:51 My man really gave Karlach the light-scale stare lmao

[@arepo1617]

That “all of you” in the beginning resonated with my soul!! 😅

[@gabrielfantacussi8481]

how to recognize a divinity player without telling he is a divinity player: "oh a bucket"

[@TechMainDownloads]

You probably already know this, but you can quick save with F5 and quick load with F8. Love the vids btw

[@LoneWolfie]

Oh. I absolutely did NOT know this. That's so helpful thank you!

[@victuz]

I have a trauma about doing that in games because of Skyrim. Any quick load could crash the game, especially when you had some mods, and now I have trust issues with quick loads.

[@T.Yen1557]

@@victuzspend an hour killing the goblin bosses, die to a trap in the Druid cave, had to restart the whole fight.

[@Ellisepha]

​@@LoneWolfieYou can also adjust how many quicksaves and autosaves you can have before it deltes them (I think it's 50 at the start), so you don't get an error again XD

[@fefic881]

Had the same reaction to dragonborn's body~ 💜

[@eri_bb]

"~Astaaaarion, can you open the doooor~" Yeah. Too real.

[@Sm0k3turt]

When I first got to camp and my Dragonborn guy suddenly had his shirt off and I saw that. I audibly made sounds.

[@sechmet987]

I love that practically every companion in this game is hot pan poly icon

[@Shinyoguski]

The squirrel kick just shocked me xD Still sitting here thinking wtf

[@hag8752]

Dude seriously tho why are the dragon orn absolutely shredded! Im not complaining!

[@nintendoborn]

0:25 that’s my boy! A literal 10 seconds later 0:35 no my boy!

[@Zigzf]

Ayy, a fellow blue-eyed Dark Urge appreciator.

[@Ithilcu]

"Asterion, can you open the door?" So relatable!! All the frekkin time!! 😆

[@DiscoGoesOn5067]

"Astarion can you open the doorr" im glad this is a relatable experience

[@elitenoob1]

3:55 man said: 🫖🫖🫖🫖

[@TheTaintedWisdom]

1:08 - Shenpai would not survive playing as that race.

[@aro_ger_]

Yeah, I like Men too.. but goddamn those Dragonborn pecs are just.. lemme cuddle them knowing how uncomfortable it will feel!

[@BraveSkiper123_]

His laughthing is incredibly cool 3:50 omg

[@shikarileto191]

one thing i walked away from this video about Wolfie "I have relationships with women... ...and sex with men..."

[@ExtinctDragonRelic]

This was funny as hell. With a group of four people it would be the exact same thought process as this entire video, one way or another.

[@valonquinn4863]

1:14 "Oh my god you could grind meat on that."

[@dominicspagnol8765]

1:23 I am convinced we are programmed npc's. My exact reaction, my exact disapointment.

[@TheBelovedBun]

The "Do me, fuck!" at the end is like the entire player base rn. Including me. Real as fuck.

[@l_TheJester_I]

Karlach is just such a power horse! I love how much damage she deals ^^

[@MossyGirly]

"Why is he shirtless???" Said with all the gay panic in the world

[@vanish0178]

I ca- I- I CAN'T! *Proceeds to slowly graze dragonborn chest with mouse cursor* OooOoOooo ;)

[@NeSeeger]

The only shirts that can handle your dragonborn muscles are considered armor and as such you dont wear them while in camp.

[@channingwalmsley9738]

*plucks out your eye* “terribly sorry” *runs away*

[@hikothealien2758]

1:13 bro majestic holy shit

[@tracytigress]

The dragonborn camp clothes caught me off-guard as well, though I play a lady. Just my monk walzing around the camp shirtless, but with tiny dragon bikini top to cover up her...scales?

[@Gamegurladdict]

THE LINING OF THE PECS HELPPPP

[@Reaper0123]

I think you yoinked the camps 'poop-bucket'. Also dem dragonborn abs...

[@fuzzydragon]

greatings sir we would just like to congratulate you on your new Bad Dragon membership and thank you for your purchases.

[@un3kn3own0]

So hilarious you call Astarion "The Boy" lol. I regularly refer to him as Twink, like Twink get over here and unlock this chest. Also, how you doin? ;)

[@Deren98]

Your laugh made this 10 times better 😂😂😂

[@luggystykz]

"Well that was pathetic. Sorry bones, guarding dusty old trinkets." "You... died?" That part got me good.

[@nathanaeljohnson1098]

1:30 MODDERS GET ON THIS S*** RIGHT NOW!!! PLEASE I WANT TO BE A PALADIN WITH A BUCKET ON MY HEAD!!! 🤩

[@Sonny_Doro]

The bear on stairs had me rolling

[@lavande4409]

Lae'Zel to Death: What are you gonna do, take me? Death:

[@zalla00]

I'll admit, I had a gay panic moment upon seeing the Dark Urge and his RIPPLING ABS

[@isfet5730]

8:27 Honestly, I might buy the game *just* for Astarion.

[@adenmoore3055]

I love this man’s laugh

[@zentryx32]

0:55 the clasic dude that dies at the begining of the match and even if u win still complains the team sucks

[@monkeybomb1232]

Man thinks bears cant climb ladders when they can run straight up trees lmao.

[@SimonSenaviev]

This is the first time i see any Baldur's content and i it looks exactly like those porn game ads

[@TheEmilkh]

i will never not love dragonborns

[@jameswatts6787]

1:23 (The Game) "This is a bucket" (Wolfie) "Dear god!"

[@humancircuitry]

the way you lost it at "i have just one word, yuck" fucking SENT ME oh my god. this whole video made me giggle tho. :)

[@xAyumu94]

I have the exact same reactions when playing, wheezing at every little comical thing in this game. I finally feel understood 😂 the entire conversation made me go EWWWW STOP and then that perfect option pops up 🤣

[@thecandycrimes]

found the second part of this series by recommendation and immediately had to go back and check out the first part - and what can I say I definitely will go through all your videos, you make such entertaining content and I really love your energy. thank you for sharing this!

[@JustKels]

This entire video is gold but I felt that “ALL of you?!” in my soul - same!

[@lightspam5897]

0:37 to make this fight easier you can loot those undead so they can't attack with weapons, they magic bois will still use magic but it will heavily affect that soldier one

[@Resi1ience]

"It would have been quicker to kill them." It took you longer to say that than it took me to intimidate them.

[@lawrencefosterjenkins8216]

Ah yes, we’ve all been down that “attempting to romance astarion/lae’zel and accidentally getting the other to come on to you too because they both approve of some of the most chaotic choices” road

[@LifetimeThiccness]

Im just glad im not the only one that got caught up in my dragonborns body. I had to go and get him a shirt to put on so he'd stop being so *damn distracting!*

[@starlightgamez1996]

Your reactions to everything in this video is exactly what my first thoughts were when I first played XD

[@Cosplay_neerrd]

"Astarion can you open the door?" is such a mood XD

[@Holygrailprincess]

The Astarion can you open the door is 100 me with locks like "Why am I wasting my time trying to do this Astarion you deal with this."

[@K1tt3nh3r06]

2:54 HES A SHEEP TOO-

[@furygeist]

The bear on theladder nearly took me out. Jfc. Scary thing is, bears can actually do that. But it's funnier when bear daddy does it.

[@cokemilke]

3:45 is so raw, im picking Yuck everytime

[@juleswoodbury58]

LW: "You can't put a bucket on your head? This game is dogshit" Larians bugfixer team: "We have sensed a disturbance in the force"

[@crimson__rain_n]

"why does astarion approves?" he approves of everything absurd

[@sydneyc9]

After Volo plucked out my eye he sprinted off so fast, I was howling with laughter cause it looked like he was put in 3X speed.

[@acanadianderg4035]

Bear on da ladder, what it gonna do?

[@RoarinShots]

when you got that message on steam, I thought for a second I had friends...

[@primalzerg6863]

I was feeling down in the dump, until I re watched this video. Thank you for the laughs. it made me feel so much better

[@EffervescentSimmer]

I fucking lost it when he said “I’m gonna shit”

[@AquaticLotus7552]

3:11 "then it bites back, with a steam message"

[@NatalieBass209]

“The boy!” 😂

[@MadameQuackers]

It's the whistle laughing for me

[@jenni5104]

Astarion is a total dick. I love him so much 😂

[@Ezolder1]

oh no, he made the same mistake i did. My ruined body yearns to reap death death in this world, and when the foul Urge calls, it possesses my whole body.

[@jamesanddanielthiel]

im not the only one that tried to put a bucket on my head 😁

[@kermitilluminati8972]

I perish everytime you go to your save files it's so real of you

[@Aitenass]

Nooooo that's how bears climb :c

[@Elivorp]

theres one dragonborn mod youd love right now. but you already know that dont you

[@Trockenmatt]

This is amazing, one of the best edited bits of BG3 content out there right now

[@blackstarsoul97]

I need more of that, that was great, subbing for that alone

[@endarus6053]

I see you also get the fire sword from the prologue.

[@kently4465]

i love how when you met karlach you immediately had a bisexual crisis

[@angela8533]

Your laugh is so contagious!

[@DokiDoki200]

your laugh IS KILLING ME

[@ambroise3376]

Happy to see im not the only one who flip his coins a thousand times

[@emmac6331]

This was super entertaining, can't wait for more!!

[@spiritusdei5688]

I CAN RELATE SO MUCH TO BUCKET THING. I PASSED WHOLE ORIGINAL SIN 2 WITH A BUCKET ON HEAD!!! AND HERE YOU SIMPLY... CAN'T fr this messed up my whole walkthrough

[@Maethendias]

calling a 300 year old lawyer "the boy" is quite something lmfao