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[@phantasm5347]

Censoring Balkans while being a Westerner is a peak of being privileged.

[@JokingAroundInternet]

4chaners would not do that

[@xlukas93]

Yes. People all over internet are starting to be annoyed by this, how all the internet has to comply with american ridiculous puritanism. Why should the whole globe follow the american overly sensitive culture norms?

[@IssJa_]

Aye man we dont want ts either. Seperate the people from the product and realise most people dont want that. Dont divide unite​@xlukas93

[@OutsiderLabs]

​@@IssJa_your comment is literally American puritanism at work. Stop telling people they have to unite with others, we don't want to. Leave us alone.

[@IssJa_]

@@OutsiderLabs bro idgaf what u do Edit: but I do see what you mean looking at it from a third perspective

[@lost7123]

It's not racism if you discriminate everybody: Turks, Greeks, Serbians, Turks, Bulgarians, Turks, Turks, Turks.

[@VladTepes-SaviorofEurope-mw4uy]

Turks 🪳

[@istiompaxindica9676]

you forgot turks

[@filipbitala2624]

Turkia sounds discriminatorated

[@tradingmetamorphosis7197]

Turkey has nothing to do with Balkans

[@GameaTron-ny9qn]

​@@tradingmetamorphosis7197say you don't know anything about the Balkan without saying it

[@deathpaist]

Divided by Nations, United by Racism. I love Balkans.

[@MiCHU.94]

🥹

[@RDV333]

Hatred will bring Love to all !

[@boatsfa2015]

racsm is the rule, not exceptiom

[@vatri357]

Balkans are not racist tho... we just hate each other very very much :) And also help each other in earthquakes and floods for example... kinda weird.

[@battlemanqk2610]

One color to rule them all.

[@derbigpr500]

"they don't have electricity" - Meanwhile the person who gave the world electricity was born here.

[@jocbronson3863]

He wouldn't be able to use internet or computer without them and he says they don't have electricity... clueless

[@machimuchy7963]

​@@jocbronson3863Wrong, he wouldn't be able to do it if Edison didn't stole it😊

[@Diaanaaaaa]

​@jocbronson3863 you do know that a bulgarian guy invented the computer too, right?

[@atsy-de3rj]

tesla didnt give anything, he just invented a better way to supply power

[@TheSorcerer1]

@@atsy-de3rj That's precisely what he gave the world: a better way to supply electricity.

[@TheNobody99962]

Balkans is the oldest PVP server in the world .

[@alxreiuuser5717]

Too funny.

[@d.nikov.7]

😀😀😀

[@ELES500]

im just sitting here and waiting for new event... last one was 33 years ago

[@sand451]

Most underrated comment EVER😂😂😂

[@PelonTusker]

It's a hardcore server too because you lose all progression if you lose and start all over. No one has been able to beat the game😂

[@IamAl3ks]

As a guy whose family is from Serbia, Bosnia, and Croatia… i can say there was never a problem with the sub reddit until people that weren’t balkan got involved. yes everyone came from different countries but we all enjoyed the racist jokes about each other. As Ricky gervais said, "just because you are offended, doesn’t mean you’re right”.

[@jake20479]

i agree with this.

[@Boosttackle]

That quote is so good

[@GeekyC.]

It’s always people inserting themselves !! I’m half English half Irish and would banter with the Irish and English all the time it would be a laugh but then people not from either countries would jump in and try to say how disgusting we are and even go on to say that if your half English half Irish your lying because the Irish would never mingle with the English .. not realising just how many cities in England are mainly Irish 😂 it really annoys me that these people insert themselves into other cultures and try to control them and virtue signal it actually really angers me the entitlement these people feel to do that.

[@krzysztofklimczak8297]

You told me 30 years ago that communism will come from the west this time around I'd call you crazy, but here we are

[@Hieixjdjdjd]

@@GeekyC. no city in England is “mainly Irish” Some towns and villages yes. Not one major city though

[@pimpsterpidgeon4502]

Ironic how Racism brings people together but Anti-Racism actually drives people apart. It was truly too Balkan for them.

[@costinsapera2219]

where logic ends, the Balkans begins

[@Ragibnizbrdica44]

@@costinsapera2219hahaha as a balkan i love this joke

[@jakovstanoev116]

@@costinsapera2219another thing about monkeydonia if you call us monkeydonia we get offended but at the same time we call people from a city here monkeys and they dont. Well said where logic ends Balkan begins.

[@popcornchokes84]

Its funny how Asmon didnt have a problem saying Monkeydonian but declined to say Montenegro, a name of a real country 😂

[@misterbuck1242]

Hold up, Asmon is Bulgarian????

[@basedbroskiworld]

you mean serbia to be again since theyre all serbs

[@drajmiljonen5133]

Make Serbia great again.

[@zonetropper]

This comment reminds me of 2008 youtube. So classic.

[@user-lm6me2tz9t]

@@misterbuck1242 No, but according to another bright american, "Montenegro" was called that way to troll the americans. Not that the name of the place is centuries older than the USA, but pointing that out to americans is like trying to convince a Greek to eat lamb chops with a knife and fork :P

[@MrCovi2955]

"Undiagnosed mental illnesses, self-diagnosed mental illnesses, and diagnosed mental illnesses, and that dark triad creates a reddit moderator" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Its so accurate!

[@moargr4yons]

the unholy trinity

[@WhatIsMatter101]

The pimply look is the cherry on top of Reddit mods. LOL

[@Zemlja_je_ravna]

Fun fact, when balkan people make a post you could never know from which country they are from.

[@jdog7797]

It's such a beautiful burn😢 im keeping it.

[@drajmiljonen5133]

"They don't have electricity, stores there are empty,......." - Asmongold, 2024 - I almost died laughing -

[@holyshiet787]

West/US: I am ashamed of my ancestors for what the did in the past. Balkan: *My dad is a war criminal*

[@lunardestruction]

***Balkan: My dad is a war criminal and convicted of several hate crimes, and we are proud

[@lemonstealinghorse]

That is just Serbia.

[@lukaogadze5071]

​@@lunardestructionhate crimes 😂😂😂 you must be from west

[@lukaogadze5071]

​@@lunardestructionit's not uk to hunt down facebook post authors and put in the jail.

[@zakariaserosdi2248]

that's not how it works. He's probably a national hero in your country, war criminal in all neighboring countries

[@k310501]

stay stronk, Balkan brothers and sisters.

[@Tondy3]

Bravo

[@JokingAroundInternet]

4chan wouldn't ban 2balkan4you

[@JustSomeChatter]

💪🥲

[@zorgovenga]

It's not the Reddit that unites the Balkans. It's RAKIA!

[@0ptimal]

Me love u lonktime

[@PredatoryQQmber]

Americans yapping about Eastern Europe while they themselves have quality of life below level of Kenya for the average citizen >_

[@royalwayne7244]

If your a addict on the streets living in a cardboard box then yeah

[@PredatoryQQmber]

@@royalwayne7244 How nice of you to demonstrate that superior American education and how its literacy rate is being on par with the rest.

[@anakon]

The comment about balkans not having electricity says a lot lmao. Mate i have faster internet than a lot of Americans (and i know because i work with a lot of them).

[@vukaleksic1654]

yeah maybe Balkan is not rich but 99% have their own house 😂 Rich west full of sh... 😂

[@derbigpr500]

Seriously, Balkans are rich compared to US in terms of quality of life.

[@einvander]

He has become Žak Asmongoldović

[@patryk_lewandowskiabc]

Zachary Zlátnicky

[@TooGumbica]

Žac Zlatanović

[@pavelchromcak7384]

Zacharý Azmozlatovickij

[@kaifairtex9157]

Zachary Zlatkovic

[@DivinePonies]

Željko Zlatoguzi

[@namenloss730]

The seatbelt thing: They used to have a car called the Yugo. You wouldn't get injured in case of a crash. You would get impaled by the stearing wheel axis and die. Seatbelts wouldn't save you

[@RealJohnnyGuillotine]

Out ran cops once in a Yugo... That 3 cycle engine would climb damn near anything. Pretty sure it ran off gasoline and Fuck-it. Paid $300 for a beater car to run through the woods, was so indestructible and easy on fuel it became a daily driver to work. Never changed a part on it, gave it away after 3 years of abuse. Ran outta gas once, used Everclear to run it home.

[@roberts3423]

Vlad the impaler

[@joshbrosh6626]

Man i still remmeber yugo's in my country In fact theres some old folks still having them but its prety rare now

[@PerfectZeroMusic_]

"Injury rate close to 0%"

[@sadlife8495]

@@RealJohnnyGuillotine this is the reason I'm going to continue to buy 90's and 80's vehicles, they dont just keep working like they used to

[@jl-nz7gh]

Remember, nationalism is only bad if you're from a European or 'white' nation. How dare you be proud of your history

[@mandowarrior123]

Lolol 'balkies aren't white' not a take i'd run with

[@danieln6700]

Yip. Its going to ruin western Europe and Britain eventually for the ppl living there. Only the elites will benefit

[@tony_5156]

Balkans are not white though They wish they are

[@GeekyC.]

Yep even the Irish aren’t allowed to take part in it and are told recently they have white privilege.. the Irish who never got involved in anything bad and were not considered white enough like my half of the family are now taught not to be proud of their culture and that they have white privilege 😂 god the stories me grandad has when he came here to England and now he’s expected to not be proud of his culture and that he has privilege .. it would be funny if it wasn’t sad

[@blank54620]

​@@tony_5156quiet gayreek

[@Luis_1605]

My dad once said: "We balkaners arent racist, we all hate each other equally." And I think that sums it all up perfectly!

[@juiceaddictbosnia]

larper

[@Arthrexx]

Ex-coworker of mine was from Bosnia. He introduced himself as a professional hater to everyone

[@juiceaddictbosnia]

@@Arthrexx fake story

[@Arthrexx]

@@juiceaddictbosnia Because you know my life and worked at the company I worked at, right? Jesus, how bad must your life be xD

[@juiceaddictbosnia]

@@Arthrexx cope harder

[@analoque2412]

Balkan 🤝 Southeast Asia "We don't like each other, but if Americans mocking one of us, we obliterate them together"

[@benginaldclocker2891]

amen, but Southeast Asians are at least united through mutual hatred to China lmaooo

[@B.D.E.]

​@@benginaldclocker2891same with the Balkans vs Russia. And with good reason in both cases.

[@soulburner11]

couldn't win that war tho in 1991

[@Xeasar]

Funny cause I am Serbian and my wife is Indonesian, it's true :')

[@afelias]

Big up on the Balkans and SEA just being similar, I remember subbing to a Romanian talk about the gypsies and thinking "I've heard the same stories about Tondo, huh."

[@HIMixoid]

It says a lot about the state of free speech and cancel culture in US when Asmon is hesitates to say the name of the country Montenegro out loud 🤣😅

[@drantigon]

Nicaragua

[@Sornemus]

That is called self-censorship. And it can manifest itself even in the absence of outside influences. So him hesitating does not proof anything beyond his own idea that he might say n word and that he will be claimed racist for this. "It is weird only if you choose to make it weird"

[@redarkhon482]

I met an american that hesitates to learn / speak spanish because of how they say the colour " black ". And as someone who has been taught by a native spaniard, I find it hilarious ( and sad ).

[@comediavietii1245]

he's like an old fart who gives his opinion about everything knowing very little

[@marikishtar]

It's not America, it's the woke virus

[@RizzyRacoon]

"the society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting done by fools" - Thucydides 410 bc 2000+ yrs and we're still here wtf

[@JokingAroundInternet]

some things are eternal

[@Robert-ms2xs]

That is a sweet quote. Thanks for sharing. Idk how practical it is though with 330 million plus people (US) or really anywhere else that has millions of people. My time in the Air Force though even enlisted were pretty well educated most have 4 year degrees by 6 years in. I'm sure the navy gets similar numbers. Officers across the board are well read.

[@kennymichaelalanya7134]

​@Robert-ms2xs well think about the people pouring into the country and the fact that they took out necessary things like SAT tests and other basic subjects like Civics out of schools. (Some of the basic things are now in college) So the people (this generation) are getting dumber and dumber on average . The high school drop out rate is higher than ever. This issue affects in most urban areas like Chicago, S.F and NYC, etc. Social media has its pros and cons but the algorithm is horrible. The diversity, equity and inclusion that I was taught as a kid has been misused and abused by the higher ups and is causing this great divide. (Eg Boeing and most recently Apple)

[@storage9578]

@@Robert-ms2xs politicians have no combat xp. Many even lack education and so are neither scholar nor warrior. As for military dont look at top, look bottom...

[@DriftyRig]

The real problem is Thucydides forgot about idiots, or not IDK. I wasn't alive back then. Maybe idiots didn't exist in 410BC, but you have idiots now who think they're scholars, trying to negate and wing clip the warriors from reaching their full potential and the scholar is tired of trying to educate the idiot because the idiot is set in its unwavering ways. So no progress can be made.

[@tomo25252]

This video is peak irony. I was dying at "no electricity" and "no food at stores" bit.

[@JocoBreRbC]

Makes me question what sort of magic we are running our computers on while watching this video.

[@wintermutevi]

I don't think he was being sarcastic there.

[@Devountor]

I guess I'm hallucinating this video, since I have no electricity

[@no-bodymr6419]

I love Western people also think my country don’t have electricity and internet while I was reading their comments on my phone

[@gabrielhermes1627]

Most intelligent USA take:

[@alinlm6224]

u must have understanding problems, because he didnt say that, watch it again my dude, before making a fool of yourself.

[@D1NK0Z]

yes and also non existent 2Gbit/s optical internet connection

[@grubjesa]

Wake up Neo,this is Matrix :D

[@tevlar]

Asmongold about USA "People only watch internet videos and its not really like that" Asmongold about Balkan "Its really bad, i have seen it on the internet" XD

[@alilarhdiri9666]

So funny how he knows nothing outside the US and still being stubborn

[@Azmania3000]

When I win the lottery and go on my world tour; USA is at the bottom of the list. I want history and culture.

[@drballubins]

@@Azmania3000 the middle east has history and culture

[@ezonplays2260]

​@@drballubins SE Asia is pretty good.

[@theoDSP]

Asmon has no idea lol and he speaks like he has. Whatever!

[@Nero_Jero]

My mom was born in Yugoslavia. When I was very little one of the first things I ever learned was that we hated Serbs. When I got older I learned that my generation can let go of the hate by coming together and poking fun of each other. These do-good Americans love to preach about the evils of American imperialism but they do not hesitate at all when they want to spread their flavor of it. Just leave us alone, you're out of your element.

[@solarydays]

they are just " exporting democracy", don't you worry. a little bit of democracy for yugoslavia, a little bit for ukraine

[@fico1500]

you don't need to hate the serbs, just don't like them too much. We were in great relations until we started calling each other "brothers", thats when problems that lead to war started. Each to their own, we don't need ot like each other.

[@OzixiThrill]

The mutual "hate" in the Balkans is kind of like that of sibling "hate". You'll mess with each other, insults and sometimes even fists will fly. But the moment some outsider tries to interfere or pick on one of the siblings? Shivs are out and things are a single bad word away from a crime scene.

[@TheSorcerer1]

@@fico1500 See, it didn't start because of just the Serbs. Every greedy rat with a politician suit on exploited every tiny bit of unity and nationalism to squeeze a copper out of the poor working class, to the point where we had people building railways practically for free, and the people were happy. Soon as Tito, the God-Emperor of the Balkans, died, things went south, because those greedy rats realized the one thing holding Yugoslavia together was gone. A little bit of hate speech here, a little bit there, some false promises here, poor management there, wasting money here, politicians taking it there, and everyone starts blaming one another. Fast forward to 2024 and all that somehow boiled down to "Serbs bad kill em all". There's no need to hate anyone anymore, we're all too young to have been slighted by each other.

[@typoikirpich6513]

I've been living in Serbia for the past 2 years and absolutely love these people: they are honest and quite friendly with great sense of humour 😊

[@florentdbz9873]

You don't have to lie in a comment section .

[@typoikirpich6513]

@@florentdbz9873 You speak like a Bulgarian...😅

[@misterbuck1242]

I'm Bulgarian, can confirm

[@youngserbia701]

we love you too

[@dyawr]

​@@florentdbz9873 😂😂

[@xpoziz]

If Asmongolds eyebrows could generate electricity, all Balkans would have unlimited electricity

[@xxitz_pr0gxx631]

Imagine if the power of his eyebrows was multiplied by how many people watch his content 🤯🤯🤯

[@vigilv]

@@xxitz_pr0gxx631 You got sth on your nose.

[@xxitz_pr0gxx631]

@@vigilv thanks for the laugh first thing in the morning 🤣🤣🤣

[@hehexd5317]

I was so confused why he was talking about electricity, I've only ever experienced a non-scheduled (for maintenance) power cut once in my life as a bulgarian, and it was because me and a few mates were playing football in the street and i kicked the ball into the power line which killed the power for the whole street xd. they repaired that shit within 2 hours. They have outages every other month in the UK and US, dunno about other western countries

[@shadowsketch926]

@@hehexd5317 dutchmen here, electricity is not a big deal, our electricity goes underground in predetermined lines, so it's easy to find and fix, except for the massive powerpoles, they hang high enough that nothing a human can throw would reach it, you'd need a catapult of sorts for that. funnily enough, countries like bulgaria have better internet structures then my country (and my neighboring country germany) do, hell, there's parts in germany where you can easily lose mobile connection for hours on end.

[@Mathieu_Matheow_Benoit]

The Balkans are the world I grew up with in the 90s and 2000s. Everybody roasted everyone. Stereotypes were conversational starters, do a bit of roasting then became best friends As a ginger, that's how I got most of my friends growing up.

[@RickofUniverseC-137]

What is your race, sir? So I can say, "Bro is ginger and [race], God nerfed him twice."

[@Mathieu_Matheow_Benoit]

@@RickofUniverseC-137 hahahah I'm white but I am french canadian tho🤷‍♂

[@miff227]

of course, a full moon would roast you so you built up a tolerance early....

[@dontforget2289]

When you can laugh at yourself, you take all their power away

[@RickofUniverseC-137]

@@Mathieu_Matheow_Benoit Bro is ginger and WHAT.. HALF CANADIAN HALF FRENCH? OH WOW, EXCEPTIONALLY BAD. God nerfed him THRICE

[@lincbling]

He literally knows almost nothing about the Balkans... the confidence he speaks with just straight up kills me

[@sredz8702]

He should do a DNA test, he might be from the Balkans

[@topcat6394]

Y'all sons of Albania, thats all there is to know

[@borishudej691]

@@topcat6394 🤣

[@anacc3257]

Name one thing he was wrong about

[@joshbrosh6626]

​@@topcat6394nice joke 😂

[@Hodoss]

19:54 Montenegro is the actual name of a Balkan country. It means "Black Mountain" in Venetian. But yeah I've seen Americans saying it sounds racist and needs to be changed. Imagine being a small European country, getting cancelled for having a "racist name", and you didn't even pick it yourself, the freaking Italians did.

[@imgonnapassoutt]

Bro can't name 2 countries there and acts like he knows whats going on there lol

[@TechnoMinarchist]

No one needs to know anything more than that it's in the Balkans.

[@Azmania3000]

Americans. Really. I just did a quiz that centred on American history and guessed my way through half of it. Scored 94%. I am from Australia...

[@fartloudYT]

isn't balkan just one country, also known as yugoslavia?

[@kjracz15]

Eh, it's the Balkans just like it's America. 😂

[@drex1245]

true... i am Bulgarian btw

[@mirindaz96]

“no electricity” my brother in orthodox Christ, we had electricity first. Electricity’s daddy was serbian

[@piotrswat169]

He has no idea also murican stole all of it.

[@piotrjeske4599]

Jokes aside my aunts first name (born 1951) , one she doesn't use , but it is her formal first name , is Electrification

[@TooGumbica]

He was Ottoman born in Austo-Hungarian Empire, change my mind 😌

[@mirindaz96]

Americans: destroy the lives and economies of countries Also americans: “oh my God, why are these people poor” while crying at a 30yo picture taken out of context

[@Ennar]

Electricity's daddy was orthodox, not Serbian. Born in Smiljan, Croatia.

[@starskygamers876]

GREECE MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!RAAAAAAAAAH WHAT IS AN ECONOMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RAAAAAH TZATZIKIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@oogabooga1228]

Yurrrrr

[@aveteranweeb4188]

SOUVLAKI!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAHHH GYRO!!!!!!!!!!!!RAAAAAAAAAHH DEPRESSION!!!!!!!!!!!!RAAAAAAAAAAHHH

[@nalogerunknown]

tzatziki doesn't exist gayreek it's called cacık . stealing something doesn't make it yours 😡 and this economy word what does it mean???? is it edible

[@jmad8384]

America RAH ! 🎉

[@MAGGOT_VOMIT]

Enhance your calm!!

[@christal4117]

2:00 what?? what do you mean we don't have electricity, you go to grocery store and there is no food?? Which of these countries exactly fits that description? hahahah I really hope this is just trolling and not what you actually think hahahahahaa

[@_Raspovic_]

Fr

[@alinlm6224]

brotherman u must be really young.

[@christal4117]

@@alinlm6224 What does age have to do with it? You think only young people have electricity?

[@alinlm6224]

@@christal4117 no my man, but it has something to do with the time period you lived in the balkans.

[@christal4117]

@@alinlm6224 Well there were issues with electricity and shopping during the war, but I'm pretty sure that counts as special circumstances.. 😶 so no, I'm not that young. Care to tell me which Balkan country doesn't have electricity or food in grocery stores now or in near past?

[@VideoMaster40K]

People insulting each other and taking it in stride are more anti-racist than those claiming to be.

[@imyournme6632]

Facts, for the same reason safe spaces have the worst predators. Its literally their feeding grounds.

[@lunardestruction]

well "anti-racists" are just racists,,,, i dunno what telling or taking jokes has to do with anything tho,, my friends tell racist jokes all day, and i never once thought these are the prototype of what a non racist should be

[@imyournme6632]

@@lunardestruction ask him to do a racist joke about his race and if he does it, he aint racist. Simple, cause he just makes fun of all races. How do you discriminate against races if you treat them the same way you do your own race

[@StarboyXL9]

@@imyournme6632 Bingo. Foxes would create coops for chickens and market them as "safe spaces" if they had opposable thumbs.

[@102ndsmirnov7]

BALKANS MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BULGARIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@InAeternumRomaMater]

F Turkobulghars

[@metalassassin8841]

Turks you mean?

[@gstav824]

Hello neighbor 🇬🇷

[@doomfanboy9413]

as an oklahoman I just want to say I too think turkey is gay.

[@pinkythemighty]

I've been in Bulgaria, nice place. Never been in any other balkans, so it must be best place in balkans

[@cyberfamed]

Balkan people stronk 💪

[@dt5690]

Balkan together strong!

[@InAeternumRomaMater]

One strong, Romania strong

[@coaiemandushman1079]

@@InAeternumRomaMater Asa este

[@borekminer]

balkans when they realise they and the russians/ukrainians arent the only slavic people😨😨

[@Osterochse]

*stronk

[@rczarnecki]

"These are the people are the ones that are stopping racism in country they can't find on a map" - I just can't XD

[@Scorp1us84]

Belgrade, Zagreb are one of the safest cities in Europe, and safer then 99% of cities in USA. Fact. Google opinion of every American who came to Serbia. We can talk, more then USA. There is more free speech in Serbia then in USA nowadays, which is scary... Plus we know we have 2 genders :D

[@lars7747]

Yep, just don't report any crime and the crime rates go way down

[@user-is2mj2ig4v]

@@lars7747 Huh? there is no violent crime like in the use there is some petty crime sure but there arent weeky shootings stabbings and lootings

[@zerothehero3426]

You must be really smart comparing what a 5 mil people country to a 330+ mil one. Well done Dimitrije

[@lars7747]

@@user-is2mj2ig4v yep, if you don't report, it doesn't exist

[@derbigpr500]

@@lars7747 That's literally not true. It's not about not being reported, it's about the crime not happening. But keep coping.

[@CodeXploit]

Worst parts of Balkan is safer than any city in USA.

[@cattysplat]

Balkans keeps the jungle out.

[@Challa13]

The USA is a 4th world country now. There's legit 3rd world countries out there with a higher quality of life and safety than the USA. They've become worthless

[@realDose]

Every park at 3am there is safer then any US school.

[@DarkSygil666]

GTFO My town is super safe. Best part? No neighbors can invade us. Our military trumps everyone's. Anyone who says otherwise is a hater.

[@realDose]

@@DarkSygil666 yeah, usually the US invades other countrys.

[@ivanlasic5318]

I like it when professor Asmon with his vast knowledge of Balkans claims that we live in stone age 😂

[@invinity1990]

Yeah that was a bit of a fail. Not sure where he "saw" that.

[@StarboyXL9]

@@invinity1990 Probably in your memes

[@a-grin6989]

the guy thought montenegro was a slur

[@Scorp1us84]

Well, that just means that their media "democracy" is working as they want :D

[@fennyferrister668]

The bronze age collapse hit you guys hard

[@natalieieie]

I worked in a store in a touristy spot in Serbia and the reoccurring things were always: 1. non-Balkan people being amazed how great and different everything is from the picture politics painted(and I mean for Balkans in general 2. Balkan people absolutely loving each other Parts of societies that imo bring a lot of unwanted negativity are politics and media by proxy, and also football fans.

[@milosstojanovic4623]

Bravo. The one other thing that is sad amongst Balkan people, they are very gullible. Some (mostly western propaganda or some powerful organization or people) "injecting" idea about internal conflict is so easily added between people so they start thinking how to do harm to others, instead of doing opposite, exposing and ignoring those provocations and have integrity to say, NO, i will not do that, and point out those persons. That's i think our biggest flaw in addition to not understanding that PEOPLE are power not government or some individuals.

[@natalieieie]

@milosstojanovic4623 Oh, absolutely. There's also this victim complex like everyone is out to get us that isn't helping the things you've mentioned in the slightest.

[@vncrclips]

"they have no electricity" meanwhile a Serbian dude literally invented the alternating current.

[@tserra529]

croatian

[@kroneexe]

@@tserra529here we go again.

[@prosilentgamerxrap5615]

@@tserra529 Man, you have so little knowledge.

[@LibertyDino]

​@@kroneexeyeeeeeees

[@sospokemika1197]

@@tserra529 Its funny. Even in his correspondence with his sister Tesla knew Croats would take his name in vain. He predicted his own meme.

[@XanKreigor]

Fun trivia about Josip Broz Tito "In 1949, Stalin arranged several assassination attempts on the PM of Yugoslavia Josip Tito. In response, Tito wrote Stalin a letter: “Stop sending people to kill me. We’ve already captured five of them. If you don’t stop sending killers, I’ll send one to Moscow, and I won’t have to send a second” There were no more assassination attempts after that...

[@Dennamen1]

Totally happened🤡Do you also imagine your dad is actually astronaut on the Moon?

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

​@@Dennamen1the moon is a fake Projected on the sky by Aristotaled mirror he build for King Hemroides. The thing is still working to this day.

[@generalgarchomp333]

​@@Dennamen1 Could you imagine if Putin actually took Ukraine in half a year?

[@666Kaca]

​@@Dennamen1theres pictures of tito smoking in the white house. When the american president told him "we dont smoke in the white house" tito responded with "good for you"

[@desperado3236]

There's a theory that tito was the one who ended up finally taking Stalin out via assassination.

[@bojanobreza2243]

Yea, living in Slovenia is so hard. Being in top 10 safest countrys in the world, minimum welth enaquality, no homlesnes, good pay. Its realy hard.

[@EragoEntertainment]

I know how hard it is there, I sometimes go there to shop at Mercator. It was really hard crossing the border, we had drive over a bridge that connects the Austrian and Slovenian part of the city and there was actually a flag there to indicate I was in Slovenia and immidiatly my eyes applied the brownish-grey Balkan filter we know from movies.

[@somebelgiandude7855]

Isn’t Slovenia one of the best places in the Balkans to live? I visited it buetiful, really want to go again. Nice people good food, really nice nature.

[@user-nd3pp9gn6g]

Slovenia is not balnkan, we are way above them.

[@nemanjaugljesic8911]

ok Slovenians we know youre doing the best from all of Balkan countries you dont have to flex that to much youre maybe the weathiest but the least interesting one

[@user-np9hr3cf2r]

It would be a shame if… you got some diversity!

[@markoplaninic9937]

first time watching anything from asmongold, took me 3 minutes to realise how detached from reality he really is. He thinks people in the balkans are literally monkeys

[@BeauregardQuitman]

Nationalism, at its base is not a bad thing, no matter how that guy wants to paint it. Anything can be taken to extremes and made evil.

[@anacc3257]

It's bad when it leads to war and conflict. People who identify with these ideologies often give it a bad name

[@AkiRa22084]

@@anacc3257 Warren Zimmerman caused the conflict. Not nationalism.

[@AkiRa22084]

@FullmentalAlcoomist Never abandon family. Amish are much happier.

[@NoPeace4theEvil]

​@FullmentalAlcoomist its taking pride in your country, people, culture and history.

[@qunas101]

There is a huge difference between Nationalism and Nazism and people often equate them either willingly or unwillingly

[@Orthane]

Asmon saying some people in the Balkans don't have electricity reminded me of that Democrat lady who said there were black people in the Bronx who don't know what a computer is.

[@Scorp1us84]

There are people in USA who don't know what gendre they are. LOL

[@EdwardReynolds]

Kathy Hochul, Governor of New York.

[@Un_pelican_pe_varf_de_munte]

Who the fuck gives two cents to Asmon for his opinions about world!? 😂😂

[@MerkavaMk4M]

​@@Un_pelican_pe_varf_de_munteHe is in his gross room al day he has no understanding of the world around him

[@danhurst9048]

1,000 likes

[@sergiarilla8608]

"It's bad over there" No it's not. It's not great, but it's not bad.

[@Dohnjoe5940]

You could say it was bad. Some countries have it far worse. You cannot compare Moldova (some considered it balkan) or Bosnia to Croatia or Serbia. 15 or 20 years ago a couple of them had awful wars.

[@tonibasic7611]

yes it is, in almost all of Balkans its bad as it gets

[@tomislavrasic7766]

Don't make me bring up politics lol

[@sheratedis]

Don't take anything that Asmond says seriously. Problems are everywhere and Internet is making things bigger then they are.

[@feniva9]

bro stop spilling the beans, let them think we are underdeveloped so they dont bring their gay trans culture here

[@chris200830]

Romania is really the only country in the Balkans who doesn't outright hate any other Balkan country. It's also good friends with Serbia, a neighboring country.

[@codinghusky5196]

Your guys come to work at the offices of my company during the summer because... our office is in Croatia at the coast :) :) :) Love the Romanian colleagues; great to work with and great to after-work with... and holy sh** can they hold their beer XD XD XD My favourite anecdote is walking into a Romanian colleague in the company kitchen while he was sharpenning the knives and nearly impaled me on BOTH of them!!! XD XD XD XD We had such a good laugh XD XD XD Can you imagine if that happened in America??? XD XD XD

[@zonetropper]

> Moldava exists > Hungary exists

[@chris200830]

@@zonetropper Not sure what you mean by that. Those countries are not exactly Balkan countries. Moreover, Moldova is practically Romania's younger brother. There's no other country that Romania has relations with that's better than Moldova.

[@WhyAreYouGhe]

As a Balkan myself, I can confirm, the way we greet each other is with racial slurs, and in minutes we become fast friends. XBOX live's soul is safe. Also someone needs to give asmon the "Living ironically in Europe" channel. That dude makes the best videos about Balkan culture and memes.

[@AkiRa22084]

Nah, that guy lies too often.

[@markop.1994]

I agree! Living ironically in Europe is hilarious

[@LibertyDino]

​@@AkiRa22084when did he lie?

[@aregulargamer1]

@@AkiRa22084 >Malding serb identified

[@AkiRa22084]

@@LibertyDino Just the other day about us not having Sega Genesis in the nineties, for example.

[@SilvD3X]

no electricity? warlords? wth? must be a multiverse variant. there are some extreme regions but they are not the norm. most balkans( romanians included) live pretty normal lives, just without the western woke bs

[@lekrashar]

Same-ish problems too. When I was in Sarajevo (capital of Bosnia & Herzegovina) last year, everyone with a degree is talking about arabs invading the real estate economy and everyone without a degree is complaining about arabs being rich kids that makes a mess everywhere (you literally just have to ask a taxi driver lol). And it feels like a relatively recent issue (I'd say the past 5 years? Haven't been there frequently in a while) But yeah, Asmon has contracted the internet gaslit syndrome. He's just scared as hell for no reason. I'd even add as a bonus to go against the video that bordering countries aren't hating on each other. I was literally talking to a Serbian, casually, during my time at Sarajevo and telling them about good Cevap restaurants nearby lmao Insults (how bad and scary they are) are stuff to do on the internet that feels nice to do to get over an issue and even to reform friendships (and I still find it wild how sensitive people are to insults on the internet and would call you a psychopath for it, out of all places) Unless you're a 40-50+ y.o. that committed an ethnic crime during the war (you know, raiding villages, r*ping and k*lling families. Whatever side you were on), you're fine dude

[@TrykusMykus]

The man watched Eurotrip and believes that's how Europe looks

[@imbored5879]

"Romanians included" lol

[@MorgorDre]

On the other side my friends and colleagues who have roots and family there are saying wage is like 30% of what austria/germany has, not enough money for a lot of people to live normal niveau, the ukrainian refugees are having 3-4x more now with that 30-40% in east/central/south europe than before… Capitals are pretty ok, but if i drive in rural area in romania, bulgaria… cows on the street, no street lights… Albania / serbia still having a lot of communism / mine field flair… Kosovo basically split in 3 or more governments…. And greece / romania not identifying as balkan at all 13 years ago when i drove to branch in hungary holes in the street enough to place 2 GIs with AKs as watchpost… Then came EU money, now holes only destroy car suspension, no place for watchpost

[@GingeroFee]

Im Bosnian, and Bosnia is a safe haven for criminals bcs EU can't touch them there. So warlords is not too far-fetched, the criminals pay the political powers too stay and since Bosnia is not a part of Eu well it is pirate bay. The wage outside the capital if you are lucky is about 500 - 800 dollars a month. Infrastructure is bad, roads have holes, electricity cuts if there is a storm. People that are mad about him talking are people that don't live in balkans a.k.a diaspora

[@ScienceChild]

"Too poor to afford snow" is crazy 💀 Also Asmongold clearly has never been to the Balkans "no electricity" i have been to 2 countries in the Balkans both were rather developed and had electricity I assure you

[@dkbros1592]

😂 ur liying

[@-The-Golden-God-]

It was a mirage

[@Vult_Ira317]

Still better than too poor to afford a room.

[@Milanistcheto]

The man invented electricity are from there(Balkans) ... and to say that "there is no electricity there" is ridiculous :D :D

[@radandpaisley]

It's crazy how people don't know what sarcasm is when they get personally offended lol

[@Paulfromwish]

I’m white and I’m here to get offended on behalf of someone else who wasn’t

[@kaicluster6783]

The Balkans aren't as bad as Asmon might think. While some areas do face challenges, the majority of people in the Balkans enjoy a good quality of life. The main issue in certain parts is that the economy is more locally focused rather than globally integrated, which can make accessing goods from abroad a bit harder. However, this only affects specific areas, as most of the region is well-connected and functions smoothly. As a Slovenian, the only "hardship" I experience is shops being closed on Sundays. In fact, when compared to many other Western countries, our quality of life is not just on par but often even above average.

[@balanlopifelix9570]

Only thing I think we lack is a bigger salary. My friends from Germany sent me a photo of the grocery store Kaufland,and they have lower prices in euro than in my country,after conversion to local currency,while also having a minimum salary of 430 euros per month

[@mandowarrior123]

​@@balanlopifelix9570germany uses your countries horrifically for its labour, they constantly bugger your economies on purpose.

[@dademr]

To so pa naši požrešni trgovci, 50% več dobička gospodi ni dovolj

[@Texansfan59]

Greed and money is a huge issue ruining the usa so don't stress about money or luxury bullshit. It's fake af and leads to more problems.

[@-Gax-]

The Balkan islands don't have a higher quality of life than most of the West. If they did, then they would rate highly on these global ratings. Such as - Freedom of information/speech ( don't worry America is like 15th and they claim to be number one) - Happiness - GDP, etc etc New Zealand, Switzerland, and Finland are almost always at the top of those lists. I just checked, and Greece, (im using Greece because it is the highest rated country in the Balkan Islands) rates the 28th best quality of life. 27th is the best country overall. I'm not even looking for the rest because they don't rank Metrics judged to determine this are : Job market Affordability Economic stability Family-friendly Income equality Politically stable Safe Well-developed public education Well developed public health Don't get me wrong. 27/28 is still really high compared to the number of countries we have globally, but to say that you guys are above most of the west is not only subjectively incorrect, but it's objectively incorrect by basically all metrics we can reasonably measure Basically all of the countries above you guys are Western.

[@NickVu1]

Funny thing. Most of Balkans have better internet than the US. €30 for my 1Gbit fiber.

[@AkiRa22084]

I lived in Australia for a while. Ran back to the Balkans once I realized how atrocious Australian internet is.

[@notmyrealname977]

I am paying 50 USD for mobile router with 100gb cap. This is all I have in rural Arkansas. Why do I live

[@LibertyDino]

Meanwhile Germany: "Fast what now?"

[@cattysplat]

Having your infrastructure torn up by constant war will do that. No stupid old building codes with boomer government saying no to work around.

[@AkiRa22084]

@@notmyrealname977 Can that Elon's satellite internet help? Starlink, I think.

[@Probably_Laurence]

"too poor to afford snow", damn that's a lot coming from an american, ah america, the country where you have to pay 2000$ rent for one room apartments and then work 2 jobs and have 1 hour free time per day only to be able to not starve

[@tevlar]

Americans think they are the most modern civilized country when in reality they are way behind most western European countries and even most eastern European countries in infrastructure, political systems, healthcare systems, schools, safety and the list goes on.

[@seen7163]

You sound like someone that can't afford snow

[@WholeLotta-xg9qb]

That face when I live in a major city in a nice area and have 2 bedroom for 1250. Stfu

[@siema14123]

@@WholeLotta-xg9qb 1250 USD for 2 bedrooms? Buddy, In eastern Europe you can have 4 bedrooms with 3 bathrooms for $600 lmao

[@Probably_Laurence]

@@WholeLotta-xg9qbin case you ever wondered, no, I wasn't talking about your specific case. Happy for you man, living in better conditions

[@lachoz5864]

As we say in Bulgaria:let's forget the racism and live like a white people 😎

[@PeoplecallmeLucifer]

HAHAHA

[@godzilla6835]

That's actually a saying in Bulgaria. Doing "something" as a white person. 😂😂

[@kristiqnsqrov9725]

Без цикански работи моля😂

[@JimDodahday]

Asmon, I lived in the Balkans and it's literally not that bad. Listen to people speaking to you. Grocery stores were far better stocked, with better food, than US grocery stores and that was the years after covid. Yes, there were financial hardships (just like for many in the US) but I (and many others) felt/feel safer there than the US. And seriously, the grocery stores were just fine 😂

[@leighz1962]

Because they couldn't afford to clear the shelves like the govt incentivized welfare redistribution of the USA and other western countries..

[@ramilgarifullin3702]

And now you can realise how wrong he's about a lot of things like that. He's literally sitting in his house and watching KZbin videos and people act like he's some great information source. Asmogold is pretty great entertainer but that's about it.

[@kricku]

I think he was talking cold war era 🙄

[@BillyBobber-f9m]

I can remember the girls with no teeth when I was stationed in the Balkan…..

[@JimDodahday]

​@@krickuhe did not specify during the cold war era. He said that's how it is. Even then, there were some countries in the Balkans that were fine food wise during the cold war era

[@MichaelLD305]

Im from Bulgaria. A few things.. 1. Bulgaria and Romania share a border and they are really good friends generally. 2. One issue with our countries are the gypsies. Not all but most are very vulgar and dirty and lots of western countries sees us as those people which is unfair. (Gypsies have lots of benefits here too btw) 3. Our biggest issue though is education. Our systems are so corrupt and burocratic and combined with the poor investment into educational systems most bulgarians study abroad and rarely return thus the declining population. 5. Final point: Im very optimistic about the future of my country. If some investments into education are made and more anti corruption parties start winning we can bounce off. We have the nature, the kind people and the quality of goods. We just need our people to stay home and invest in it. Also as my good friend from Holland once said: its not that western politics are not corrupt, they are just much better at hiding it

[@foamyrocks665]

I totally agree with all your points! Sending you all the best from Romania!

[@notmyrealname977]

I want to go to Bulgaria and be creepy

[@Cpt0bviouss]

Im romanian and my best friend is bulgarian. can confirm we're bros.

[@lunardestruction]

do you live in bulgaria,, im guessing no?? cuz you said from,,,, also are you actually even from bulgaria???? cuz im still guessing no

[@somebelgiandude7855]

Wel yeah, but I would say corruption in the west is more like a mayor using taxpayers money to go on a vacation to the US. Corruption in the east is more like the prime minister owning multiple mansions and a bunch of luxury cars.

[@MuttleyGames]

Balkan people have been through so much war and conflict and slavery that they developed thick skin. The west being offended by everything seems silly and we don't want that ideology to be spread around. Also i rather live in the Balkans than in America as we have a better work/life balance (worker protection), healthcare, judicial, school system.

[@leighz1962]

During WW1, 2, 3 or 4?

[@Kiwi-Araga]

Imagine having a life so comfortable that you invent issues and turn it more miserable than the life of someone living in Congo. Imagine living in a country that not so long ago was at war or escaped from a totality regime that messed it badly and now it's recovering while having a bad economy and being ruled by corrupt pricks, yet you find reasons to have fun.

[@xenn4985]

This man actually just said the balkans have better healthcare, legal system, and school system than the US 💀

[@BloodHarzard]

@@xenn4985 We do bro, lmao how many schoolshootings do you recon we have over here? How many of us do you think can't point at America on a map? Be real bud.

[@hmp01]

@@xenn4985 we absolutely do, every country in the balkans is 100% safer to live than in US. I can call an ambulance and they will treat me even if I don't have medical care and they wont give me a bill after

[@Albanolopolis]

As Albanian salute to all my Balkan racist friends. Raki to all of you!

[@Rivershield]

I'm a digital nomad from Brazil. I lived in Serbia for 1 year, Bosnia for 6 months, Georgia for 1 and a half year (although this last one is not balkan, it is in the caucasus), and I also lived in scandinavia for about a year. In my experience, the balkans are a better place to live than scandinavia. Sure, scandinavia is comfy and peaceful as hell, but their culture is hypocritical and degenerate. It was clear to me that many scandinavian men disliked the fact that I was living there, but none of them had the balls to tell it to my face. Scandinavian men don't have balls in general, it's an absurdly feminized culture. I could not make friends in scandinavia, because although everyone was gentle, like you can see in female friendships, it's all a facade and they secretly resent you. In the Balkans, people would be racist towards me sometimes but all it took was a bit of conversation to become friends. This is because I actually respect people who stand up for their own kin and nation, and I never had any intentions of permanently settling down in those countries. I don't belong there, I was there just for work. In the Balkans, respect must be earned. In scandinavia, you are forced to respect everyone or else. Since those experiences, I have come to respect Eastern Europe more than the West in general.

[@-PureRogue]

Sounds so great for someone who has ideas out of their ideology.

[@AndroidSLC]

as a scandinavian, i must have just found the right people then

[@SamuelFinger]

Cara, você me fez imaginar uma cultura inteira que vive em climinha de treta feminina de escritório, onde aquelas panelinhas de falsidade, mentira, puxão de tapete são a regra. Escandinavia não me pareceu um bom lugar kkkkkk

[@ShogunLazo]

i knew a brazilian back in my home town in macedonia, he came to play football (how stereotypically brazilian) but when he smiled he looked like a gypsy, but he was good at football and funny so everyone liked him

[@rustknuckleirongut8107]

I will admit us Scandinavians will often just ostracize people we do not like instead of telling you we do not like you. We do not want to fight so easier to just not be around you instead of trying to explain what we don't like about you. Because be honest, you were never going to change if they had told you what was wrong with you. So better to be quiet and wait for the problem to go away.

[@foamyrocks665]

"If you want to upset them, ask them about their politics." I'm Romanian. That's 100% true 😂😂😂😂

[@lunardestruction]

its not true,,, cuz you got the chance to say" im romanian" and thats all you really wanted out of life,,,,CHECK THE COMMENTS....hundreds and hundreds of comments of ppl blurting out "IM ROMANIAN", "IM BULGARIAN" ,,, "GREECE MENTIONED!!!!"" you really have that much pride that asmon is watching a video that has something to do with countries in a region where part of your family originates from, that you cant help but scream incomplete sentences with that country in them...... LIKE HOW AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO SEES THIS AND THINKS ITS PATHETIC... and when you say you are romanian,,, you damn well better be living in romania,,, cuz if youre saying that from Canada/USA,,, thats a whole new level of sad in my book

[@mandowarrior123]

Chatting to my friend we realised Ceaușescu was much better than my country's current leader and the only difference was the poverty. Which weirdly made me feel better.

[@SmeliqtPi4]

Oh boi, pack it in neighbors, the Asmon has discovered the Balkans and all of our tomfoolary!

[@RDV333]

Americans will never understand the beauty of european contempt for other european countries.

[@ButcherParry]

​@@RDV333thats how they see every country

[@hel2727]

​@@ButcherParrythat would require being aware of their existence

[@lunardestruction]

wow the fact that you made this comment cuz you wanted to let people know you are balkan is soo weird and sad.....atleast hope youre actually from the balkans,,, cuz if youre making this comment from Ohio, or Birmingham,, thats a whole new level of sad

[@jeremybot1]

@@RDV333 we can understand contempt for european countries, it's close enough

[@julianpreskar5855]

It's ironic how Asmon before starting the video was saying how upset people from the Balkans got at his comment and then later said he understands a lot of people don't like westerners talking down on them.

[@Darkn3ss4u]

Asmon thinks of the Balkans about 50 years ago. :D It's always funny to watch an American give his opinion on other countries. Much love Asmon, but do some research . The Blakans were exactly like you say a loooong time ago. Today especially with all the muslim invasions in bigger EU countries, the Balkans are actually one of the safest places and not poor at all.

[@Dmatrio]

Well...., you are not wrong.

[@i.m.3940]

I mean tbf some people in the countryside here are still dirt poor but overall yes, the situation has improved a lot.

[@millionelectricvolts6117]

Well... In most countries, rural areas are poor. ​@@i.m.3940

[@DivinesLegacy]

Which country?

[@floppydisk1137]

@@i.m.3940 Yes, the corruption is rooted everywhere. 😔

[@jankozelenaj]

"Stoping racism in the country, that they can't find on the map" got me :D

[@supremelebowski2712]

I work with a bunch of Romanian guys. They are the funniest, nicest, hard working dudes ive ever met.

[@gigel008]

Nice to hear that! Where are you from? Much love from Romania!

[@alfredmitchcock8518]

i had a romanian family as neighbours for 16years and i can only agree on that. that was in another EU country

[@Arsenov92]

How much iron and bakar did they steal?

[@nlmnyc]

I lived in Bucharest for a year. I was traveling through Europe until I found a city that I loved and met my needs. When I arrived, I knew it was for me. It was awesome. The people are cool as hell. The city is super developed - indistinguishable in its modernity from most other cities in Europe.

[@milhouse8166]

Romanians are some of the nicest people I've ever met, and the women 😍

[@silvereloking6149]

I'm from Croatia, Balkan. Not only that we hate our neighbors, but we also hate each other in same country 😅Like North and South Croatia hate each other. It's even more fun because, Croatia have about 4 million people and size of a 21,845 mile2, which is like some small city in USA 😅

[@NikolayMIA]

“So poor they can’t afford snow” Rich coming from citizen of country who can’t afford medicine lmao

[@shnitzilhazel9957]

If you think 500 euro per month is a lot LMAO, poor ahh region.

[@Chippaization]

eh? you can get just about any med you want for like 5-30 bucks from almost every store

[@akselmani]

@@Chippaization Pretty sure he meant healthcare, cause the word medicine has that or similar meaning in a lot of countries.

[@Chippaization]

@@akselmani Ah, weird because most places will work with you and knock off the costs even without insurance. Hell some dentists will do work for free just to practice or feel like it.

[@sthsth2846]

​@@ChippaizationCope. You have one of the largest amounts of deaths because of cost of healthcare. You also have the largest amount of ppl who don't get the medicine they need. Wtf you on about?

[@Ivan-HOU]

Brat, Western Spies found us on the map! Let's unite! We can hate each other later! *Squatting in Adidias*

[@deusexpersona95]

In a bit, we have no electricity yet

[@demiemal1476]

Americans are raised to believe their way of living is better than these "poor" countries when in reality its worse on so many leves.

[@tryagainnoob101]

Random meme about Balkan people = Not Good = Deleted War videos with people blowing up, getting dismembered and showing their burned bodies = Good = Put a "Are you 18 years old?" button before you join.

[@blairh6408]

Humor is just about the only redeeming quality left to humanity. What else do we share globally? Values, religion, laws? Nope. Humor is vital. It's teaches people to think and that's why it's an obvious target of censorship.

[@aekaralagonisi]

Meanwhile most laws are based on Justinian’s reforms.

[@blairh6408]

@@aekaralagonisi And he had the WEF write the internet censorship laws. Oh sorry, 'consulted'. Look it up.

[@Azmania3000]

Orthodox Christianity art is top tier.

[@Azmania3000]

Edit. Fixed google autocomplete to speak words.

[@ionutbadea7915]

I'm Romanian and Serbians are my brothers! Kosovo IS SERBIA!

[@venkugin8154]

Боже храни Сербию, братья навек! 🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸

[@chrisandreas3142]

Hrvatska GOAT 🫡💪🏻

[@aleksandarl6975]

Спасибо брат Рус🍺

[@Kostas_Dikefalaios]

🇬🇷🇬🇷 ❤️ 🇷🇸🇷🇸

[@bouncyblight2001]

Getting banned on Reddit is so easy if you simply voice your own opinions against echo chambers

[@Dighpo]

That's not Reddit banning you. That's subreddit mods banning you. Find better subreddits

[@ANtroposo524]

Asmongold checking balkan internet. Guys, we ve made it

[@kristijan8518]

In Balkan, making fun of someone is a rite of friendship.

[@DonMega888]

Asmongold can be summed up in two words: confidently wrong

[@JokingAroundInternet]

What are you offended by, lol?

[@CatroiOz]

​@@JokingAroundInternetdude spouts complete nonsense about there being no electricity and warlords in the Balkans. Meanwhile in reality Romania has better internet speed than the US

[@madmantheepic7278]

@@JokingAroundInternet Disagreement = offended => smartest Asmon viewer

[@JokingAroundInternet]

@@madmantheepic7278 lol, thanks for proving me right. Destroyed me with facts and logic. Not less not more. Cheers.

[@JokingAroundInternet]

@@CatroiOz obviously he didn't mean all balkans. He have seen some shit, and good chance that what he have seen was true. He's from the richest country in the world, right? Do you want him to hold back on how miserable Balkans are in terms of wealth? I think it's funny. He even says how funny Eastern Europeans react on wealth comments. He knew he will get comments like that. He's a funny guy.

[@vigilv]

USA: Learning history from actual historical sources, books, testimonies and forming your own opinion on the subject: ❌ USA: learning history from assassin's creed and Asmongold: ✅

[@Hartofilax]

Born and raised in Balkan. Still living here. It was bad 30-20 years ago, after the fall of communism and during communism. Since we joined EU it is steadily going better and better. At this point many Balkan countries are much safer than the west and provide a good quality of life (work - life balance), chill culture, and yeah you don't make nearly as much money, but everything is not that expensive. It has gotten to the point where many people are coming back and also - many westerners move here after they give up on the rat race they can't win. They call themselves "expats" because you know - immigrants is for "other people" even tho the are exactly immigrants

[@MrDjoleification]

Shhh keep quiet 🤣

[@MyaB1986]

I moved out from Serbia. Serbia isn't in the EU cause of their tight bond with Russia and will never be, but last time I was there in march, it wasn't at all bad. It's not like Scandinavia, but it's definitely not much worse than Central Europe. And it's definitely better than the US. US is a second world country who's standard of living is trending downward. I mean just look at their politics and the average intelligence.

[@Cat_90S]

Immigrants actually go to a country eith the intention to live there from the beginning. Expats often just go to a country as an expert worker or is sent there by their company to work in the office in another country. Of course some expats stay and live there but normally isn’t the intention. So some expats do end up as immigrants but to make it sound like they are too good to be called immigrants is just short sighted.

[@GG-uy5wo]

​@@MyaB1986lol you moved out from Serbia but you still brainwashed by communists and maybe by the rest of central Europe that America is a 2nd world country, I guess you never been to America😅😅😅, my family and friends from Spain were badmouthing America too untill they came here and visited from east to west from Detroit to LA 😅😅😅😅

[@DemoNXCros]

@@MyaB1986 You'll never be in the EU not because of close ties to Russia...it's because of the Warcrimes breh lmao

[@babiyarnazarismaily6207]

Bulgarians are really strong in war,they were called prussia of the balkans and never had captured battle flag,while bulgarian army have captured flags from british,french,russian and ottoman empires,from greece,serbia,romania,italy

[@Bearx86]

Bro nos nothing about the balkans . Yet again commenting with zero prior knowledge 😂

[@pizzamozzarella_]

As a fellow Greek, i want to ask you all to get back on your trees. Teaching you democracy, normal dialogue, science, math(ok we're sorry about that), etc, was wrong!

[@aekaralagonisi]

>we Dude you were born 16-40 years ago, you didn’t teach anyone anything

[@pizzamozzarella_]

@@aekaralagonisi Make an appointment with your doctor. You need to check your eyes, because I can't see a we. Also book a flight for the closest tree you can find. You'll thank me later.

[@joek600]

and this is the proof that Greeks could start a fight among themselves long before any other Balkan nations strolled down from their icy caves lolz

[@mandowarrior123]

You did a crap job, we have popular elections, not democracies. Also what were you thinking letting us peasants learn philosophy!?

[@joek600]

@@mandowarrior123 hey blame the Romans for Republic!

[@LabelsAreMeaningless]

People really need to stop allowing nationalism to painted as negative. There's a reason that became a thing because a nation which doesn't care about the culture, tradition, history and their own people is severely weakened and you end up with what we have right now. A country tearing itself apart from the inside.

[@cattysplat]

It's to force westerners culture to be replaced.

[@lunardestruction]

i support British nationalism

[@mandowarrior123]

As a Briton, all I can say is Albania for the Albanians! (Please put them back)

[@staskozak8118]

It is difficult for the USA, because the population is not homogeneous. Anything turns into a conflict between sufficiently large groups. When the country has a homogeneous population and there is a real nation, then I see nothing wrong with nationalism. Who does it harm? Unwanted guests? Well, that's why they're unwanted... It's just that the West likes to mix nationalism, chauvinism, and militarism together. For example, I'm from Ukraine, our nationalist idea is "get the fuck out of us, we want to live with our culture".

[@aligmal5031]

the irony of an american reacting to this without talking about how nato led by america is a big cause why eastern europe is the way it is today

[@alexciotir1737]

Bruh, Balkans are better than USA now lol

[@birdstwin1186]

Nope. You have UN peacekeepers there because you cant control yourself.

[@Bodbyify]

Yeah, it's better at getting conquered 🇺🇸🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🎆🎆🎇🎇🧨🎇🦅🦅🦅

[@mandowarrior123]

Damning with faint praise there. To be fair UK is worse still but that's because we have more albanians than you do.

[@jarofwhisky]

@@mandowarrior123you really think the albanians are the problem in the uk?

[@seb3661]

they are poor af

[@_Ultima_]

In the Balkan countries, the comfort of life is mainly divided into two sides: a couple of large cities where most people live and where people live well, especially if it is the capital, and the rural side where the infrastructure is lacking and where people live worse, which does not mean that there are no people who do not live comfortably in the countryside. It still depends from country to country and geographic location. The coast is usually better than the mountain parts because of the money from tourism, but that also depends on the place. Corruption is a big problem, salaries are lower than the EU average, politicians are terrible, but most people do not live in huts without electricity and the Balkan countries are not one place. In comparison, the larger Balkan cities have more life and beauty than most American cities. I assume that Asmon bases his knowledge on something that someone told him, without having informed himself or, God forbid, visited a country in the Balkans. I also assume that he thinks that something like a robbery or a murder would happen to him, although on average the Balkan countries are safer and some of them are the safest on earth, let alone compared to America.

[@Tubbui]

Asmon likes yapping

[@no-bodymr6419]

Funny how Asmon react to US video and said this not how it look there also he believe how everything look in the country through a video about that country.

[@Tax_Collector01]

I mean, we are talking about Asmon here…not saying he doesn’t have a social life, but he’s definitely a character. Personally, I am somewhat interested in Balkan cultures so I understand a little more than he does.

[@StarboyXL9]

Honestly at this point I'd feel safer having moved to the Balkans. I should have done it years ago.

[@TheInfamousDarkTroll]

The large cities isn't " most people " It is at most 50% of a Balkan nation's population. You can take the population of any region, and remove the population of the largest city from that region, the end result is the % of people living in a large city, vs % of people living in a small city or rural area. Do that for the entire nation, and you know what % of people live in the largest cities. I am pretty sure that he meant the no electricity part as a joke. How the hell do we have a reddit without electricity?

[@GS-fh5qu]

Balkans poor and hating each other: greatly exaggerated and outdated "info".

[@EternalKhann]

Yup. It's just on the internet. Great number of young people have moved to Western Europe already living and working next door to their Balkan neighbour in peace.

[@KonglomeratYT]

I have met thousands of balkans online. They were not poor, but they definitely hated each other. Not sure why I should believe some rando over actual balkans.

[@Thing696]

It is ironic AF that self-proclaimed anti-nationalists are almost always just nationalists 😂

[@irem7651]

He is the reason why balkan people would stop fighting eachother just to fight people like him, I would literally fight together with my worst enemy if westoid was on the other side

[@player1_fanatic]

Asmongold being afraid to say English name for Crna Gora. 😂

[@alilarhdiri9666]

Love how Asmon is trying to show us he knows the Balkans by saying nothing true

[@DzIVDzAN]

🇷🇸&🇬🇷&🇷🇴 never had any problems with each others, brothers for ever

[@v-lado]

Dude is so clueless, can't fathom that it's better in Balkans than in the nowadays US.

[@Pablo-om8cj]

No it’s not lmao

[@v-lado]

@@Pablo-om8cj so he says "stores are empty" wtf, you can buy whatever you could in US, France or UK. Probably more when it comes to healthier food. I don't know a single person that's been mugged, or had apartment broken into. We have no rampant street crime, social issues, cities are way cleaner, no homeless issues lie in the US, no opioid epidemic like in the US. Way better life quality in the Balkans today than in the US. Ofc, US is in the extremes, you either life quite good or quite bad. Sure there's hardships in Balkans, money-wise, but it's like that everywhere plus it's nowhere near as extreme as it can get in the US

[@TeamRampageWX]

@@v-lado sadly, the analytics on confident cluelessless are in and the numbers don't lie. 😅 A well informed take on this would do 5% of the views compared to Asmon reacting.

[@sboinkthelegday3892]

the real store that's empty is US-funded imageboards like Reddit (it's made by ib users and just has a different crediting system) BECAUSE the only way to get anywhere in USA is to be corporate-funded, and then that brings moderation. Now "it's exhausting" to not have to go to a repostory site and find an imageboard that USA didn't ban yet. It really is that these "woke online spaces" are lot like Costco because you couldn't go anywhere but costco.

[@barnaby4232]

I know it’s popular to bash on the USA but they have the highest wages in the world, massive houses etc it’s still one of the best countries if you want to start a business and such, they also have excellent quality healthcare.

[@matous2542]

Asmon really think balkan people dont have electricity?😂😂😂😂😂

[@mandowarrior123]

The only difference is you don't include gypsies in 'balkan people'

[@user-is2mj2ig4v]

@@mandowarrior123 Because they aint people

[@mocabunn]

Western cultural colonialism telling other cultures what is appropriate and what is not is peak first world privilege.

[@TheDrak138]

We Bulgarians are simple creatures if we like your music while we are drinking in somebody's basement you are good that's why we love Serbians.

[@Balkanware]

Balkanware is here to unite the entire Balkan, by making fun of everyone with our games.

[@besensam8483]

Yes dude rock it 💪💪💪 i am here Balkan Power

[@daavc7252]

Are there turks mentioned in your games?

[@codelessunlimited7701]

Sounds like a very dangerous ransomware.

[@Balkanware]

@@codelessunlimited7701 The most dangerous, Balkan version 😂 It takes all of your Rakija.