Balthasar Gelt - I Cast Economic Recession

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@pancreasnowork9939
@pancreasnowork9939 5 ай бұрын
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@SonOfLemonRuss
@SonOfLemonRuss 5 ай бұрын
Talk good about the Space Wolves. And bad about the Aekdari.
@supershaner
@supershaner 5 ай бұрын
@@pancreasnowork9939 your mother!!!
@rubz1390
@rubz1390 5 ай бұрын
What are you hiding under your bed?
@adamqutaefan8969
@adamqutaefan8969 5 ай бұрын
Hello P am asking again if you can do halo V starcraft like Covenant v humans from Starcraft
@destructivepanda5226
@destructivepanda5226 5 ай бұрын
Give me a kiss 😘
@borkbork3513
@borkbork3513 5 ай бұрын
Gelt: “MY WORK HERE IS DONE!” Gullieman: “All you did was turn Abaddon’s armor into lead and stole his wallet!” Gelt: *Disappears.*
@SusCalvin
@SusCalvin 5 ай бұрын
Making the armour save of a regiment of knights disappear was pretty gnarly in WFB.
@dravendarkplays9607
@dravendarkplays9607 5 ай бұрын
Gelt turns agrons nails into lead
@borkbork3513
@borkbork3513 5 ай бұрын
@@dravendarkplays9607 at that point he may as well turn the iron in his blood to lead.
@knpark2025
@knpark2025 5 ай бұрын
Or maybe, just maybe, what if he had turned the Black Stone Fortress hurtling towards Cadia into Lead Fortress?
@TVdinnermasterchef
@TVdinnermasterchef 5 ай бұрын
​@@knpark2025 nah, turn it into Mercury. It'll do nothing to Cadia because you're essentially now throwing a bucket a liquid at a planet.
@enclave9497
@enclave9497 5 ай бұрын
Balthazar Gelt turned all the gold on mcragge into lead. cant have shit in ultrimar
@jonathanathor117
@jonathanathor117 5 ай бұрын
He stole the platinum from the land raiders
@nyxnox2135
@nyxnox2135 5 ай бұрын
​@@jonathanathor117stole the catalytic converters from the Rhinos
@captaintitus4637
@captaintitus4637 5 ай бұрын
Turned the custodes armor into lead to can’t have shit on terra
@El_Hornio_II
@El_Hornio_II 5 ай бұрын
@@captaintitus4637 fucker turned the entire golden palace into lead can't have shit on Terra
@100acatfishandwillbreakyou2
@100acatfishandwillbreakyou2 5 ай бұрын
Such is the power of Gelt.
@MoaRider
@MoaRider 5 ай бұрын
"I cast Hyper-Inflation!" "NO NOT LIKE THAT NOT LIKE THAT OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE"
@jonathanathor117
@jonathanathor117 5 ай бұрын
Those poor Pokémon
@diegonunez3492
@diegonunez3492 5 ай бұрын
this could go either way
@KrimzonFlygon1
@KrimzonFlygon1 5 ай бұрын
Grom: WE’Z JUST WARMIN UUUUUUP!
@Morec0
@Morec0 5 ай бұрын
Fool. *Brandishes Costco hotdog*
@robertfancyman3873
@robertfancyman3873 5 ай бұрын
Pyro?
@menelar479
@menelar479 5 ай бұрын
*Walks into Calgar's room* I AM SUPREME! *Clasp his hands* Walks away
@addison_v_ertisement1678
@addison_v_ertisement1678 5 ай бұрын
Your comment makes it look like he's saying "walks away" out loud.
@ballsinurmouth-2
@ballsinurmouth-2 5 ай бұрын
@@addison_v_ertisement1678it wouldn’t surprise me honestly
@blizzardgaming7070
@blizzardgaming7070 5 ай бұрын
​@@addison_v_ertisement1678that's even funnier.
@Oberonsen
@Oberonsen 5 ай бұрын
*Gelt stealing all the copper wires from the Golden Throne then turning the gold into lead*
@thundergaming155
@thundergaming155 5 ай бұрын
I mean silver would be more insulting, but then again gelt would not stoop to tzeentch levels of low blow.
@jetex1911
@jetex1911 4 ай бұрын
From copper wires to lead pipes, I see the vision.
@LeRealBOI
@LeRealBOI 4 ай бұрын
The Lead Throne
@markymark7247
@markymark7247 5 ай бұрын
Gelt's true money-making superpower isn't transmutation (you can't permanently transmute a material to gold) but investing in the Empire's military-industrial complex.
@lordfriedrick7911
@lordfriedrick7911 Ай бұрын
Boom boom = Dosh dosh He knows how the money flows and he knows where to drop the moolah
@pkerch00b1
@pkerch00b1 5 ай бұрын
**chopper noises** Welcome to Estalia gentleman!
@farenhaight4133
@farenhaight4133 5 ай бұрын
I WILL NOT LIE, YOUR CHANCES OF SURVIVAL ARE SMALL!
@the.dandy.man2
@the.dandy.man2 5 ай бұрын
@@farenhaight4133 some may even turn against your friends as living corpses
@Bob-bs9ok
@Bob-bs9ok 5 ай бұрын
​@@farenhaight4133SOME OF YOU MAY EVEN TURN AGAINST YOUR COMRADE AS LIVING CORPSES!
@anglerfishchan4294
@anglerfishchan4294 5 ай бұрын
When the trees start speaking Fan-Eltharin
@MoonBeamLaser
@MoonBeamLaser 4 ай бұрын
Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone who runs, is a VC (Vampire Count). Anyone who stands still, is a well-disciplined VC! You guys oughta do a story about me sometime!
@frej7422
@frej7422 5 ай бұрын
Hey, that's the guy who bankrupted Ultramar
@trrebi981
@trrebi981 4 ай бұрын
Is this in reference to something specific? If so, may I be enlightened?
@paulovinasrocha6166
@paulovinasrocha6166 4 ай бұрын
​@@trrebi981it is a reference to a joke on a podcast ep where pancr was a guest
@azure3354
@azure3354 4 ай бұрын
@@paulovinasrocha6166 do you know what one?
@TheBreadlord
@TheBreadlord 4 ай бұрын
@@azure3354 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gWmZfHlmrbWAd80
@jaketheberge1970
@jaketheberge1970 3 ай бұрын
​@@azure3354Probably lore crimes.
@benfromthesewers1688
@benfromthesewers1688 5 ай бұрын
Galt in emperor's throne room be like Gelt; " do you know what golden throne needs?" ( Claps hands and turns emperor's skeleton into gold )
@imperatordrakon6488
@imperatordrakon6488 5 ай бұрын
He'd probably get the Emperor's favor for that.
@heistingcrusader_ad3223
@heistingcrusader_ad3223 5 ай бұрын
TTS Big E: ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!
@notoffensivenpc8400
@notoffensivenpc8400 5 ай бұрын
@@heistingcrusader_ad3223 i think he'd make good buddies with magnus. especially while playing dnd. especially especially when they play dnd in the warhammer fantasy world and accidentally kill that bastard magnus buckethead that he never really liked
@davisdf3064
@davisdf3064 4 ай бұрын
Settra looking at this: 👀
@sauronplugawy3866
@sauronplugawy3866 4 ай бұрын
Settra: IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEE
@sirunklydunk8861
@sirunklydunk8861 5 ай бұрын
"NO BALTHASAR, YOU CAN'T TURN LEWAD INTO GOLD, IT WILL DRIVE UP INFLATION!" "lol"
@simonnachreiner8380
@simonnachreiner8380 5 ай бұрын
Joking aside it would do the exact opposite and cause severe deflation as the Royal treasuries cease investment to hoard gold to increase the faith of the army that they're still going to be paid.
@MrNetWraith
@MrNetWraith 5 ай бұрын
Fun fact; Balthasar wasn't originally the Empire's signature Wizard special character; when the first Empire army book rolled out for 4th edition Warhammer Fantasy Battles, the Empire's special character list contained two super special Wizards: Tzarina Katarin of Kislev, the Ice Witch, and Thyrus Gormann, Head of the College of Fire and Supreme Patriarch of Imperial Wizards. Balthasar was introduced in 6th edition's Empire army book, and whilst Thryus did get an official update on the GW website to 6e, with the option to represent him as Supreme Patriarch once more by swapping out his signature Fire Magic-boosting staff for the Staff of Volans carried by Balthasar, he never made it into the 7e or 8e Empire books, being overtaken by Balthasar.
@thomashowe1583
@thomashowe1583 5 ай бұрын
That's pretty awesome, lore update being reflected by model/rules changes. I know the lore is an excuse to sell said models and (unfortunately) rules, but still.
@lorenzorodriguez9481
@lorenzorodriguez9481 5 ай бұрын
What happened to Thyrus?
@colbygordon6936
@colbygordon6936 5 ай бұрын
@@lorenzorodriguez9481 Became Magister Patriarch of the Bright College.
@MrNetWraith
@MrNetWraith 5 ай бұрын
@@lorenzorodriguez9481 I honestly expected our host to mention him in the breakdown; Gelt challenged him for the role of Supreme Patriarch, Thyrus lost, and he went back to being "just" the Patriarch of the Bright College. He does make a full appearance in a 4th edition Warhammer Roleplay book, but since 6e, his only appearances in the Empire army books has been the mention of his defeat at Gelt's hands.
@boyanpenev9822
@boyanpenev9822 4 ай бұрын
He lost the magic battle to Gelt and had to forfeit the Supreme Patriarch title. He is still around and the patriarch of the Bright College. Sienna from Vermintide reference him - "By Tarnus and Gormann!"
@thechadhuntress8061
@thechadhuntress8061 5 ай бұрын
Third option, he looks perfectly or almost perfectly normal but he just wears the mask for dramatic effect
@Commy01
@Commy01 3 ай бұрын
Gelt is Dramatic Bitch incarnate.
@supershaner
@supershaner 5 ай бұрын
the slop thickens
@AGenericAlias
@AGenericAlias 5 ай бұрын
Pyrolive is down the hall and to the left for the slop
@nikkovalidor4890
@nikkovalidor4890 4 ай бұрын
​@@AGenericAliaspyro? all i see is a lesbian with a bad haircut
@nyxnox2135
@nyxnox2135 5 ай бұрын
Funny story: in WFRPG (the TTRPG of Warhammer Fantasy) my party interacted with Gelt, after hearing of the bounty in the harbor district. The scheming merchant, ever looking for money, convinced the Patriarch to turn a fake metal mask, which looked exactly like his, to gold and fool the pirate with it. Gelt agreed, but only after making sure he would get half of the bounty for himself. The pirate was fooled by the mask (because we stuffed a half-rotten head inside) and gave us the gold. It is said that even today, one can hear the enraged screams of a pirate captain near Altdorf, yelling about Gelt haunting him until his dying day. Oh yeah, the helmet turned back to iron after we left btw.
@thatoneguy5856
@thatoneguy5856 5 ай бұрын
That… is so bloody in character
@FarremShamist
@FarremShamist 5 ай бұрын
That is so wonderful My gold wizard apprentice had a stint in the college with the party, only one time did people get lost until we found our way through the non-euclidean smoghell to her master, who got us a cool, very terrifying explosion-gun on the grounds that we'd report how good it is when we got back
@TheRealKiRBEY
@TheRealKiRBEY 5 ай бұрын
Was dat
@ianduarte1992
@ianduarte1992 4 ай бұрын
"LOL" said Gelt "LMAO even"
@bigfetaslap7204
@bigfetaslap7204 4 ай бұрын
What the hell, there’s no way you can do that in a game????
@YatzeeWillWearAGreenHat
@YatzeeWillWearAGreenHat 5 ай бұрын
Ah, our favorite catalyst converter - aaaaand it's gone *far away echo:* I am surpreme
@wolf2965
@wolf2965 5 ай бұрын
24:28 Fun fact: in modern times, the term "universal solvent" applies to plain, old, boring water - it dissolves more substances than fancy acids!
@consolescrub4031
@consolescrub4031 5 ай бұрын
I do love the idea of gelt just taking out the spray bottle whenever Daemons start causing trouble near him.
@notoffensivenpc8400
@notoffensivenpc8400 5 ай бұрын
@@consolescrub4031 to be fair, he probably boiled the hell out of that water. or he put in super bleach, idk
@kingleech16
@kingleech16 5 ай бұрын
@@consolescrub4031 I love this mental image! 🤣
@davisdf3064
@davisdf3064 4 ай бұрын
​@@consolescrub4031 "it's called Holy Water for a reason!"
@consolescrub4031
@consolescrub4031 4 ай бұрын
@@davisdf3064 Volkmar is just furious because Gelt is offering the same product he does but Gelt thought to charge for it.
@hammermandan8264
@hammermandan8264 5 ай бұрын
OH GOD, it is so SURREAL knowing what you actually look like instead of imagining you as a disembodied voice who sustains his existence through sheer hatred towards the fact that Brettonia existed at all.
@creed2466
@creed2466 5 ай бұрын
This isn’t even the first time he’s done a facecam
@hammermandan8264
@hammermandan8264 5 ай бұрын
No, but it is the first time I’VE seen his face, because I’m not a long time viewer and I haven’t seen any of his previous videos where he also shows his face.
@creed2466
@creed2466 5 ай бұрын
Fair enough
@TCStink3
@TCStink3 5 ай бұрын
He already showed his face a few videos ago. In fact, if you wanted to see more of his beautiful face, just click on any recent stream.
@runtergerutscht4401
@runtergerutscht4401 5 ай бұрын
I agree it is weird when someone you always perceived as a disembodied voice whose traits you have to imagine entirely from the tone and manner of speech suddenly grows a face. Idk, disembodied voices are cool
@nella544
@nella544 5 ай бұрын
I know I've already said it before but..... *"Welcome to Estalia, gentlemen. I will not lie: the chances of your survival are small. Some may even turn against your friends as living corpses. But you have my word, that I will use my arcane gifts to ensure your bodies are given unto Morr's garden. This is the greatest reward, more than even gold, for the fate of your soul is an eternal concern. Now come, follow me: Strike down the undead that rise against us, allow me to find this eldritch amulet! I ask not for my own selfish studies, but for the good of the Empire!"*
@timjim-ks8gi
@timjim-ks8gi 5 ай бұрын
Balthasar Gelt stripped my car of copper wiring and stole my radiator, great video
@bigbrainboyo6199
@bigbrainboyo6199 5 ай бұрын
Gelt turned all of my gold into lead
@Thy_Lowlord
@Thy_Lowlord 5 ай бұрын
You know who else is good with metals? Dwarves. Who is adding another grudge for not doing another dwarf episode? DWARVES
@codyarcher3263
@codyarcher3263 5 ай бұрын
DWARFS (in warhammer), THATS A GRUDGING1
@TheCorrodedMan
@TheCorrodedMan 5 ай бұрын
It’s… Dwarfs… That’s going in the FUCKING _BOOK!_
@PowerfulSkeleton
@PowerfulSkeleton 5 ай бұрын
Now, now. Don't be so short tempered.
@spyrosplarinos8584
@spyrosplarinos8584 5 ай бұрын
SHORT? THAT'S GOING IN THE BOOK
@SusCalvin
@SusCalvin 5 ай бұрын
Dwarfs in WFRP 1st ed could do magic. They had a cultural taboo against it, and if they picked up wizarding they got the least magic points of everyone. But you could run into the odd dwarf alchemist in adventures.
@Dutch40KGuy
@Dutch40KGuy 5 ай бұрын
I CAST LEAD (Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam)
@pancreasnowork9939
@pancreasnowork9939 5 ай бұрын
@@Dutch40KGuy this is a certified Ultramar moment
@Dutch40KGuy
@Dutch40KGuy 5 ай бұрын
@@pancreasnowork9939 My boy Roboute boutta OnlySmurfs to make up for the debt
@StarshadowMelody
@StarshadowMelody 5 ай бұрын
autotranslate sure is a comedian on this one. And Beaver Lead.
@roetheboat1
@roetheboat1 5 ай бұрын
@@StarshadowMelody and beaver LEAD! Quite the glorious war cry.
@khylerbane4523
@khylerbane4523 4 ай бұрын
Based Perturabo moment.
@JustSomeDude42
@JustSomeDude42 5 ай бұрын
Putting Mao Mao and Gelt in a room would likely End Times the End Times, if for nothing else than removing Nurgle from the equation entirely.
@InquisitorThomas
@InquisitorThomas 5 ай бұрын
Regardless of the outcome, it would be funny.
@schwarzaj
@schwarzaj 4 ай бұрын
Dear God, I can actually see Apothecary Diaries being a Warhammer Fantasy anime with only minor changes.
@law5121
@law5121 5 ай бұрын
LORE OF METAL *casts fireball at druid and man in a weird outfit that claims he's from the future as they glide away on a bedsheet*
@evinbraley
@evinbraley 5 ай бұрын
HALLIGAN! WHERE ARE MY SCISSORS?!
@francismarchand1637
@francismarchand1637 5 ай бұрын
Such is the magic of the droods
@sam_overthinks9931
@sam_overthinks9931 5 ай бұрын
OH Right. That forkin mess of a game
@dezdanna9297
@dezdanna9297 5 ай бұрын
The Lore of Metal doesn't make fireballs
@ianduarte1992
@ianduarte1992 4 ай бұрын
​@@dezdanna9297it can if you know the secrets of the droods
@MagicalMaster
@MagicalMaster 5 ай бұрын
I love the energy of "Waboom! Milord you're lucky to be alive!" "Most Interesting! Let's do that again!"
@TheL0rdofCinder
@TheL0rdofCinder 5 ай бұрын
Plot twist: the gold gelt gave to the boat captain was really gold but then gelt felt like turning it into lead
@Neutral_Dude-l8f
@Neutral_Dude-l8f 5 ай бұрын
My favourite total warhammer spell from balthazar: *STOCK MARKET CRASH*
@povilzem
@povilzem 5 ай бұрын
Turning gold into lead is one of the most effective ways to reduce inflation. Which means that old Balthasar is a shrewd economancer as well.
@dank_smirk2ndchannel200
@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 5 ай бұрын
6:48 it would be so funny if it was a Doctor Doom scenario where he only got a tiny scar on his face, but was such a prideful drama queen that he immediately covered his face with a golden mask while it was red-hot purely so that no one would have to see what Gelt thought of a horrible disfigurement.
@matohunter35
@matohunter35 5 ай бұрын
Mannfred was just angry that he cant be Supreme Patriarch like Gelt
@7ElevenTruther
@7ElevenTruther 3 ай бұрын
Mannfred was just pissed that he always gets overshadowed by nagash and all the other more competent undead characters.
@crsmith6226
@crsmith6226 5 ай бұрын
0:33 I would accept being a mage only with the caveat that in no way would I be endangering my soul to getting eaten by daemons
@burningbronze7555
@burningbronze7555 5 ай бұрын
I would want a different job title as wizard is a dumb job title
@JABN97
@JABN97 4 ай бұрын
@@burningbronze7555sorceror? Magister? Warlock? Wind wisperer? Supreme Mugwump? Take your pick
@Fire_Gaming64
@Fire_Gaming64 4 ай бұрын
⁠@@JABN97or if you play Yakuza 7, Homeless
@dutchy627
@dutchy627 4 ай бұрын
​@@JABN97 i would like to add alchemist ,caster of-magic ,mage ,shamman ,arcanist or depending on the type of wizard necro ,pyro ,cryo ,aqau or electromancer ,diviner or summoner
@JABN97
@JABN97 4 ай бұрын
@@dutchy627 I’d like to apply for the position of electromancer. Shooting lightning from my fingertips or calling down bolts to from above sounds positively *electrifying*
@nathanielclaw2841
@nathanielclaw2841 5 ай бұрын
Thorgrim seeing Gelt get fucked in the End times: aye, sucks, doesnt it? Luthor Harkon: well at least y'all get to be in the sequel. Im more competent than 90% of vampire caracters WHILE being crazy and Nagash wont even remember i exist
@karlarden6260
@karlarden6260 5 ай бұрын
If TTS ever came back, you need to be a guest voice
@MoaRider
@MoaRider 5 ай бұрын
Only way TTS comes back is if Jame Sweatshop changes its ways or goes bankrupt. Personally I'm would prefer the latter outcome.
@minibotas9496
@minibotas9496 5 ай бұрын
@@MoaRider yay free rules!
@PeachDragon_
@PeachDragon_ 5 ай бұрын
I hope tts never comes back, it was great but the new projects are much better
@simonnachreiner8380
@simonnachreiner8380 5 ай бұрын
@@MoaRider I mean funny TTS man does have a patron goal where he threatens to buy GW. If the company doesn't change it's ways that goal will be getting A LOT more possible.
@YOGI-kb9tg
@YOGI-kb9tg 5 ай бұрын
​@@PeachDragon_You can have TTS and new stuff TTS was never stopping others from making stuff.
@jet-blackjo2455
@jet-blackjo2455 5 ай бұрын
I love that Gelt is just German for money but spelled with a T instead of Geld
@marcossandrosilva6979
@marcossandrosilva6979 Ай бұрын
Hearing his name just reminds me of my oma
@jaminjames2517
@jaminjames2517 5 ай бұрын
There is something to love about a man who both talks the talk and walks the walk.
@thetrashiestmann
@thetrashiestmann 5 ай бұрын
38 seconds, earliest I've ever been! Also, "I cast economic recession" is probably your best title so far.
@argent32
@argent32 5 ай бұрын
You just HAD to show the dog and kid for the alchemy bit, didn't ya? XD I love it.
@gammothdraws
@gammothdraws 5 ай бұрын
Ah yes, Balthazar "The Bane of Ultramar" Gelt
@StarshadowMelody
@StarshadowMelody 5 ай бұрын
all right there are so many comments about this on this video that I _Need_ to know if this was an actual official crossover story.
@gammothdraws
@gammothdraws 5 ай бұрын
@@StarshadowMelody Nope! Pancreas is a part of Lorecrimes, another KZbin channel composed of a few others, and they all record together and talk about Warhammer lore. They did a versus episode comparing Fantasy characters and 40k characters, and they had Gelt vs. Guilliman iirc. Anyways, they ended up going on a giant rant and tangent about that and by the end they were dying laughing and a new inside joke was born
@StarshadowMelody
@StarshadowMelody 5 ай бұрын
@@gammothdraws Ah, I see.
@GumshoeClassic
@GumshoeClassic 5 ай бұрын
Another thing to note: "Gelt" is an old german word, which roughly means things like salary, compensation etc.. It still sees some use today in the form of Entgelt (a compensation agreed upon in a contract) and is also the origin of the word... Geld. Which means money. The man was effectively named the empire equivalent of "Cash Money Balthasar".
@shooey-mcmoss
@shooey-mcmoss 4 ай бұрын
or GOLD
@GumshoeClassic
@GumshoeClassic 4 ай бұрын
@@shooey-mcmossNeither "gelt" nor "geld" mean gold. The german word for gold is simply "Gold", "golt" in some older variants of the language and traces back to "gulÞa".
@Neoth40k
@Neoth40k 5 ай бұрын
*Fortunate Son starts playing in Medieval Style*
@bartomiejlamberski3178
@bartomiejlamberski3178 5 ай бұрын
WELCOME TO ESTALIA GENTLEMEN
@khamulthewack4732
@khamulthewack4732 5 ай бұрын
While I love Fortunate Son as much as the next guy, I would like to petition for Bad Moon Rising to become Gelt's theme whenever he fights the Greenskins.
@paleface171
@paleface171 5 ай бұрын
To add some more detail when Gelt turned the beast herd into gold he did it using the winds of magic around the six spikes to make a gigantic magical golden ball and it rolled over those freaks. The same cataclysm metal spell in warhammer 3
@spongeyspikes09
@spongeyspikes09 5 ай бұрын
8:21 ah I still remember that duel they had and after that nobody challenged Gelt's claim as Supreme Patriarch. Poor Thyrus was covered in white hot lead thanks to Gelt's lore of M̶1̶6̶ Metal that day
@Goldenblitzer
@Goldenblitzer 5 ай бұрын
after hearing about Gelt on astartes anonymous, I was shocked to find there wasnt a gelt video on here, and knew that one was coming immediately after
@TheBerchie
@TheBerchie 5 ай бұрын
Balthasar Gelt, the only man who could walk through the Imperial Palace on Holy Terra and say that there's not enough gold.
@lordfriedrick7911
@lordfriedrick7911 Ай бұрын
And then turning everything it isn't gold into gold Even random guardsmen that were walking around him At least they are now valued more in the eyes of the Imeprium...
@stormhawkdude
@stormhawkdude 5 ай бұрын
It's both hilarious and sad that hearing 21:22 made not only me but my family members instantly think "Oh hey! That sounds like [my sister-in-law]"
@KODarakor
@KODarakor 5 ай бұрын
Soul Wars was my first intro to warhammer AoS but coming back to it a couple days ago after learning about warhammer fantasy lore and realizing that the main character was Gelt was absolutely crazy,
@minipaintermatt
@minipaintermatt 5 ай бұрын
16:25 tzeentch would 100% say that was its plans but it’s almost guranteed to be a happy consequence of like 500 different plans at once
@SusCalvin
@SusCalvin 5 ай бұрын
The plans do not need to produce anything useful. Only more plans.
@Grubnar
@Grubnar 4 ай бұрын
Tzeentch: "Ooops! I mean ... I meant to do that! Exactly as planed!"
@SusCalvin
@SusCalvin 4 ай бұрын
@@Grubnar The gods are not sane. Their cults are not. There is no ulterior goal to the schemes than to produce more schemes. Nurgle would decay the world until it is an inert mass broken down into basic bacterial soup and no further intelligent process exists.
@BeaglzRok1
@BeaglzRok1 5 ай бұрын
Seeing Balthasar's mask over Maomao got me in a way I didn't know was possible.
@WurrzagsMorkyMischeif
@WurrzagsMorkyMischeif 5 ай бұрын
Balthasar Gelt and Zhao Ming, LORE OF METAL OVERLOAD!
@phantomwraith1984
@phantomwraith1984 5 ай бұрын
"LORE OF METAL!" **Starts spraying lead**
@Jfk2Mr
@Jfk2Mr 5 ай бұрын
With background metal music?
@lordfriedrick7911
@lordfriedrick7911 Ай бұрын
​@@Jfk2Mr Fortunate Son, maybe?
@Jfk2Mr
@Jfk2Mr Ай бұрын
@@lordfriedrick7911 nah, Hell March
@ugrainee
@ugrainee 5 ай бұрын
This character single-handedly got me interested in the world of warhammer fantasy. and to some extent 40k too. Hes just too fucking cool in every aspect. Being able to transmute stuff into gold is just too cool man. But what sealed my decision was the infamous "WELCOME TO ESTALIA GENTLEMEN" speech. Whoever voiced him in total war warhammer did a fantastic job.
@arepupu
@arepupu 5 ай бұрын
3:06 Apothecary Diaries mentioned
@thomashowe1583
@thomashowe1583 5 ай бұрын
In regards to your TWW crashing, sorry to hear. Good news though, from a similar experience ('random' crashes on the same city multiple times) I have a solution that's worked every time for me: If playing on anything less than Legendary (where save scumming is impossible), reload the last save and do a slightly different thing. Wait a turn to attack the settlement, or attack with a different lord if you have that option (I used a separate army, but the Replace Lord feature might work as well).
@Dr._Nope
@Dr._Nope 5 ай бұрын
It wasn't until this Magic Spoon ad that I realized that PancreasNoWork's channel name is a self-referential joke about his own diabetes. That's hilarious. Lmfao
@nickdauguste7450
@nickdauguste7450 5 ай бұрын
I just finished fullmetal alchemist. And that alchemy joke broke me. Rip nina and alexander.
@Ralphopotamus
@Ralphopotamus 5 ай бұрын
Gelt spends his free time walking into construction sites, turns copper into scrap iron, and walks off with it
@zachofthebattery2864
@zachofthebattery2864 5 ай бұрын
Love the smell of Helllstorm rocket batteries in the morning.
@Palemagpie
@Palemagpie 4 ай бұрын
P'sure I know how Gelt, well known artificer, alchemist & Gun powder enthusiast. Won that magical duel against the lore of fire guy, in a sealed, magic nullification chamber.
@edgaru4324
@edgaru4324 5 ай бұрын
If I had to choose one magic power it will be the ability to transmute imagine being able to turn our usual fistful of sand into copper or a bottle of water into refined petroleum
@NoobPTFO
@NoobPTFO 5 ай бұрын
My favorite missing Primarch, Mr. Moneybags. He is truly SUPREME.
@kaffykathy8729
@kaffykathy8729 5 ай бұрын
Clearly Manfred did it for that sweet bounty.
@TheBackbunner
@TheBackbunner 5 ай бұрын
YES! I’ve been wanting this for forever!
@goldjaw
@goldjaw Ай бұрын
10:40 Well that explains it. Balthasar Gelt has a ton of gold. Dragons love gold, and other monsters love not being eaten by Dragons.
@Hadthese
@Hadthese 5 ай бұрын
Also, thank you for the 30th birthday post!
@MothFable
@MothFable 5 ай бұрын
These videos are great for background stuff, every time I tune back in it feels like I work up from a micro nap during a LoTR binge.
@leonardorivelorivelo9253
@leonardorivelorivelo9253 5 ай бұрын
This face reveal out of nowhere was something akin to a jumpscare, i always get attached to the voice and forget that you aren't a flying brain with a mouth and a not working pancreas
@Overlordough1201
@Overlordough1201 5 ай бұрын
I like to imagine Gelt just promised the Imperial Dragon he would make his entire enclosure gold
@Snipfragueur
@Snipfragueur 5 ай бұрын
If someone hands you 1 millions dollars, there is ALWAYS some strings attached
@Tigmas258
@Tigmas258 5 ай бұрын
The guy with the pancreas that doesn’t work getting sponsored by the low sugar cereal is incredibly fitting (and it sounds like he really, actually, likes it) I, like most people don’t ads but I appreciate it when that ad is a fitting ad
@impa2787
@impa2787 4 ай бұрын
The apothecary diaries reference made me happy-
@comediccomrade5716
@comediccomrade5716 5 ай бұрын
Been waiting for this since the community post, so glad to get my favorite guy on my birthday lmao
@BossEvasion
@BossEvasion 5 ай бұрын
3:33 I’m gonna shower Ulthuan in Liquid Metal for that, Pancreas.
@originalfreak3142
@originalfreak3142 4 ай бұрын
Really been enjoying your content. First heard of you on the Astartes Anonymous Podcast, talking about how you want Teclis's babies. Keep up the good work!
@daniell7439
@daniell7439 5 ай бұрын
10:30 there’s some precedent for the gold wind manipulating creatures’ minds; there’s a few spells from WFRP 2e that allow Gold Wizards to reorder the psychologies of Humanoids so it may be that he reorganized the psychologies of the entire Imperial Zoo to view him as their… caretaker? mother? child? so that they wanted to defend him/do his bidding.
@lennyztrobos8678
@lennyztrobos8678 5 ай бұрын
That sea captain better get reborn into Age of Sigmar.
@Halo2Jackel
@Halo2Jackel 5 ай бұрын
God macraiges economy is not recovering
@chozo36
@chozo36 5 ай бұрын
"Geld" Is german for money. Dude is practically named after the solid gold he loves.
@TheGamingCowboy2553
@TheGamingCowboy2553 5 ай бұрын
You have honestly become my favorite Warhammer lore channel! Your videos are always both entertaining to watch as well as informative. Even your WH Fantasy videos I enjoy even though I really more prefer 40k. Glad I found ya! The fact I also agree with you that Halo is the superior universe (Forerunners piledrive the 40K galaxy) may also be a factor lol!
@bucket8852
@bucket8852 5 ай бұрын
Whatever happens, pancreas should be in the next total war warhammer game. I want to pick some empire guy and have him say “thank you for being todays sponsor”
@Khornecussion
@Khornecussion 4 ай бұрын
" I am supreme! " Balthasar Gelt in a Supreme coat.
@MustardGaseous2099
@MustardGaseous2099 5 ай бұрын
1:28 needed a jump-scare warning there almost lost my hairline (love the video man finally Something to new to listen to while sleeping )
@SMT-ks8yp
@SMT-ks8yp 5 ай бұрын
10:31 And from that day onward it would be an accepted legend of the Colleges of Magic that Balthasar Gelt could make absolutely anything happen by snapping his fingers.
@kazineverwind5267
@kazineverwind5267 4 ай бұрын
"Inflation?! You have the power of the Emperor at your fingertips, and you choose INFLATION?! WHAT THE THRONES THE MATTER WITH YOU?!"
@oxi-gen207
@oxi-gen207 5 ай бұрын
Just finished watching the Karl Franz video of yours perfect timing
@kendalwilson113
@kendalwilson113 5 ай бұрын
Awesome timing. I started a gelt campaign for the first time yesterday.
@Breetarded
@Breetarded 5 ай бұрын
you're looking extra beast mode lately man, good work, keep beasting
@zenknight4839
@zenknight4839 5 ай бұрын
"I am petty" *scams the nearest uber driver with temporarily transmutated gold*
@OldReaver
@OldReaver 5 ай бұрын
It's always a great day when Balthasar Gelt gets a video.
@jonathanathor117
@jonathanathor117 5 ай бұрын
Balthazar gelt stole my catalytic converters. He gave me fentanyl in return though.
@irishspartanstudios
@irishspartanstudios 4 ай бұрын
"You fool, Balthazar. You can't turn my gold into lead... I HAVE NO GOLD!"
@InquisitorThomas
@InquisitorThomas 4 ай бұрын
Gelt: **Turns you into a gold statue** Also Gelt: **Turns the gold statue into Lead**
@Sushewakka
@Sushewakka 18 күн бұрын
Fun Fact, Balthasar Gelt is one of the examples where the metaplot advances between WFB editions. Prior to 6th edition, the wizard legendary lord in the armybooks *was* Thyruss Gormann. The 6th edition armybook has a one-page narration of the duel between Gormann and Gelt and that's also the first armybook with Gelt as the wizard legendary lord.
@darbodrake89
@darbodrake89 2 ай бұрын
Fuck I just realized his name is near to gilt, to cover in gold. This dude is named Golden Balthazar
@yasquishyboi902
@yasquishyboi902 5 ай бұрын
24:40 no no this man is not just throwing a vial of acid at you, *He is throwing The vial of Ultimate Acid at you.* imagine pestering a dude about his bounty, he throws a vial at you, and your melting into the floor along with the floor.
@PapaFunDip
@PapaFunDip 5 ай бұрын
Gelt is a man who can look you dead in the eyes and transmute your entire sack and nuts into solid tungsten. Truly the scariest wizard in all the lands.
@harrykearns5508
@harrykearns5508 5 ай бұрын
I’ve been waiting a long time for this.
@ghostbuster144
@ghostbuster144 5 ай бұрын
Ah yes I love it when Gelt gets handsy and all the land raider cat converters go missing
@Drakona860
@Drakona860 5 ай бұрын
Damn you for using Nina as an example of Alchemy
@lucakoselj7123
@lucakoselj7123 2 ай бұрын
The fact that gelt kinda sounds like Geld, the German word for money, makes it even funnier to me
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