Band VS Orchestra: A Roasting Session Between Brass, Woodwinds & String Instruments

[@victoriaodinigwe4275]

"Well we can kiss better, that's for sure." DAAAAMN SHE THE ROASTER AND THE RIZZLER 💀💀

[@SchoolBandOrchestra]

She really nailed that line, huh!? Plus the WINK!

[@monkey-ho3xl]

@@SchoolBandOrchestra yes 😭😭

[@Mexican_Gigachad.]

Brass gives you more experience 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Not_SWAYXE]

@@Mexican_Gigachad.wdym by that💀

[@Audi_RS6.]

Choir: *exists* Band: “team up?” Orchestra: “bet”

[@stutiprasad2684]

This is literally every band and orchestra kid at my school

[@Claudia-Kassem]

i agree with this

[@TheOneSigmaMale]

True

[@Ranpoe14321]

SO TRU THO- (Me as a classic Tenor Sax, Clarinet, Bass, Violin, Guitar, and Piano player)

[@User-f7l5n]

Only under that circumstance

[@UraniumIsIngestible]

“Chello chorner of chame” that kid’s got humor😭💀

[@ItzEsteeGurl323]

Hahaha

[@User-f7l5n]

The amount of times I shoved kids in there and have been shoved myself just go to show how much we love that joke

[@OliviaKemmitz]

CHELLO CHORNER OF CHAME

[@theweridone6031]

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW THE BAND AND ORCHESTRA AT MY SCHOOL IS AND THEN CHOIR GOES "WHERE THE BEST" AND THEN WHERE LIKE SHUT UP YOUR IRRELEVANT

[@allthegarlicbread4008]

Yeah Choir is spelled dumb they suck ass. My school doesn’t even HAVE Orchestra

[@aaronisverycringe]

this is so real band and orchestra be beefing until choir walks in and we all gang up on them

[@Cristian-ds2ni]

Fr

[@robertlewis6797]

As someone who's done all three, I can say choir is irrelevant

[@user-wg2ss9ug9o]

hahahahahah right@@aaronisverycringe

[@InstrumentManiac]

The age old battle 👏⚔ these roasts are hilarious 😂

[@CheukTheGreatestOfEverything]

The god has arrived!!!

[@SoyUnaQuiguz]

Its... Lickman...

[@aimbot_user19]

NO WAY!

[@elisejh5059]

so funnyyyy!!!

[@SoyUnaQuiguz]

I got you a question, how hard is to learn to play the double bass actually? I want to know.

[@the_dionysus_cabin]

This is an accurate representation of the arguments my mom and I have every single day. She played the violin in her school orchestra, but I play clarinet in school band. Every day is just as much of a learning experience as it is a full-on war.

[@SchoolBandOrchestra]

Wow - I never thought the battle could extend into the home life! 😂😂

[@christopherhill4556]

I think it’s so funny that my mom played clarinet and I play violin, but there was no arguments

[@chessinstrumentalathleticsguy]

I am in band and orchestra lol

[@thebygwayne]

That last scene with the two basses charging each other, one should’ve been a tuba 🤣😂🤣

[@SchoolBandOrchestra]

Ha! What a great idea! I should send my draft videos to you before I publish them. :-) But those two kids just came up with that by themselves, so I filmed it.

[@thebygwayne]

@@SchoolBandOrchestra Hey, I have plenty of others who send me their drafts before their posts. I’ll look and tell them what could make them better. But honestly, anything band related is my life, so idk if that’s fair 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@hazelsnuts]

they were cellos

[@thebygwayne]

@@hazelsnuts makes no difference to me. I play trombone and are therefore a little different

[@gigachad5915]

@@thebygwayne thats like saying trombone and trumpet is the same

[@debbiebennett396]

The "We can play STACATTO" gets me every time.

[@SchoolBandOrchestra]

The broken reeds is my favorite, with the violin music…

[@realmonkey8837]

Pianos: I can do everything you do… but better

[@SchoolBandOrchestra]

Oh snap...

[@user-gv7zx4du9p]

Wrong

[@Alex_Mewtwo]

just wait until someone plays a pipe organ

[@nicholaswheeler8038]

I’m a former chorus teacher for 7 years then band director for 1 year, now orchestra director in my 6th year. I love this. My primary instruments in high school were viola/violin and trombone. Now it’s viola, bass, and piano, and I’m about to do Beethoven 9 on viola next month. Though my heart is always orchestra, I sure miss playing trombone and doing marching band. I love the sound of full brass. Great times. To any band or orchestra students out there, keep playing. I love teaching you all and it’s the greatest joy I get everyday. Also, help the choir students learn to read their music. 🤣

[@SchoolBandOrchestra]

Choir kids and music literacy... 🤣🤣 Thanks for the fun comment! I'm glad you enjoyed the video. I taught both for 23 years, but his year I went to all band at a high school, and I love it, but I also miss orchestra.

[@somerandomidiot69420]

band is honestly so much better

[@Kamala4Prezz]

no one believes you

[@musicgamer8024]

Yas

[@Kamala4Prezz]

@@musicgamer8024 nah

[@egglovereverday]

Orchestra more complex

[@Kamala4Prezz]

@@egglovereverday truw

[@oneandonlydumie3251]

This is way better than I expected it to be!

[@melissasandoval6855]

Thanks it took us a few takes to get it right haha

[@SchoolBandOrchestra]

Thanks so much!!

[@brianrichter3484]

This feels so true. I play many different instruments in band and orchestra, so I experience the difficulties of clarinet, violin, soprano sax, alto sax, bari sax, and flute.

[@DoraDeeExplorer]

atleast in band we don’t have Viola’s 😌✨ Had me cracking up bro

[@sarahfigueroa8403]

Two Set is everywhere now! #Ling Ling rules

[@robertlewis6797]

As a violist, I took that personally

[@MRBC19.81]

@@robertlewis6797 me too

[@hannahquintua]

as someone who has been in both band and orchestra, this was nice, thanks

[@SchoolBandOrchestra]

Same here! I love them both and laugh at both!

[@robertlewis6797]

Same. I've done both and though I do prefer orchestra, I think both are neat in their own ways

[@bababoi15]

I find the "we can breathe whenever we want" scene hilarious since... i am a percussionist 🙃

[@mostsignificant]

the blonde trumpeter at 0:42 is insanely pretty Being a saxophone player is fun until your reed breaks 😅 it's a hustle finding reeds for a saxophone itself, be careful with it😂😂 Great Contents aswell!

[@SchoolBandOrchestra]

Yep - reeds are a beast sometimes! 😵‍💫

[@NolanPlog]

Orchestra rules band drools true

[@SchoolBandOrchestra]

It just rolls off the tongue so nicely! 🤣🤣

[@RandomChannel4Kids]

I know a lot of people in band that don’t understand that orchestra can also play stacatto

[@pinklemonqde.]

That’s what I’m saying 😭

[@coolgamerz1529]

exactly

[@ImaDeltaNow]

YEAH OMG

[@irisgirl86music14]

As a lifelong pianist and violinist, I never understood how wind instruments could play legato until I had to do compulsory band in school, where I learned using the tongue (as in tonguing) was actually a thing.

[@Emmanuelvids978]

Orchestra: You break more reeds than we do strings Me as a trumpet player for my 8th grade band: I have no such weaknesses

[@MrCalCal87]

I'm a band kid. I'm currently a 7th grade percussionist. It's super fun.

[@Adam.Frazier]

Better edit that comment

[@doomspireguy]

What did he edit

[@Adam.Frazier]

@@doomspireguy it’s a year later now

[@doomspireguy]

Oh

[@aliamarquez7802]

I am in 6th grade and I play percussion

[@Youngei402tw]

The “that’s the best part girl” and “first violin” are so gorgeous 🎉 btw I play percussion, I always wanted to try out jazz band though. Great contents 😂

[@jazz_bass_lick]

You totally should. Jazz band is so fun!!!

[@Youngei402tw]

@@jazz_bass_lick I am not that good at drumset, my feet just aren't coordinating enough hhh

[@jazz_bass_lick]

@@Youngei402tw Omg I play drumset and I feel you. Just keep practicing and it WILL pay off:)

[@Zoey5374]

@@Youngei402twmaybe check with the director of the jazz band as well? We have two mallet percussion in the jazz band this year, they usually play flute parts if there are any in the pieces, and sometimes there are vibes parts in the arrangement!

[@michelena10]

As an orchestra player who switched from cello to trombone, i find some of these really funny for some reason 😅 But seriously who says we clean up the spit from our floors. Cant see it if the carpet is black.

[@SchoolBandOrchestra]

Cello to trombone? Why? Cool, though!

[@dirklaos]

i went from viola to trombone lol

[@hblasko06]

@@dirklaosViola to euphonium and trombone for me!

[@gracev5288]

At my school, we call a truce by having a full orchestra that plays at graduation and winter concert. We love each other and agree that our orchestra objectively sucks (the orchestra kids say that) plus anyway the band gets more funding

[@SchoolBandOrchestra]

I really enjoy putting band and orchestra together for our final concert. At first the students grumble about it, but usually by the time we have a concert they all LOVE playing together.

[@KYLE_PJOfandom]

BAND RULES!!! I play flute and piccolo. I love trying new instruments. Band is just better, diversity of tambre, the spit on the floor that other kids who come into the room and don't know about so they sit on the floor. 😂 Also, the marching cello got me. I've definitely spent a crap ton of time thinking about how I would make a marching orchestra work well.

[@KYLE_PJOfandom]

Ive played several band instruments and violin

[@LukeAWESOMEGames]

the spit on the floor usually isn't even like that because we got spit rags. As a bari sax and trumpet I can actually talk for once.

[@Belle.flower.]

I play marimba lol

[@drawingbearandmoji]

As a viola, I am very happy about how the violas are crying. Accurate. I got a song where I was literally the lead. But it turns out I played a couple wrong notes, we were support still. I'm depresso!

[@DestinyWorks]

When I saw a lighter at the instrument I screamed “NO”

[@OliviaKemmitz]

yasssss

[@sarcastic_14-yeard_old]

Band: At least we have marching band Orchestra: Good Point Me: Destined to be enemies until the fabled Choir children appear

[@destiny_da_dog]

Orchestra gang 😎😎😎

[@EverybodyHateJJ]

No band gang

[@teammajorman1542]

Shush, orchestra cooler

[@stutiprasad2684]

@@teammajorman1542 LIES

[@stutiprasad2684]

@@EverybodyHateJJI’m with u on that one

[@CheukTheGreatestOfEverything]

Ok I am in both, violinist and recorder player here (I started flute today)

[@Redswitchblue]

Lowest note competition: Band wins! That one octobass player that came out of nowhere: hold my beer

[@Mozzarella_14]

Subcontrabass tuba: 🗿🍷

[@GabyHood]

"The chello chorner of chame." When I tel you that had me ON THE FLOOR DYING OF LAUGHTER.

[@camikid142]

Band is supreme.

[@ImTheNumberOneSandEater]

I've watched this abouut 9 times

[@SchoolBandOrchestra]

You must have a good sense of humor. 🤣

[@TheNoob-bt4xd]

I’ve watched this like 11 times 😂😂😂

[@DLuffyMonkey69]

Man the marching band part got me rolling on the floor😂😂😂 1:27

[@iiflixal]

Those cello duels are so very fun to be apart of

[@TBArtz1]

I gotta say I play guitar in jazz band and I play cello in orchestra. I love jazz band waaaaaay better. And the people in it are more motivated

[@timstolte7117]

Im a percussionist (mainly drummer)so - I can breath - my fingers dont hurt after playing - I cant play out of tune -You sound better after no practice than anyone else

[@SchoolBandOrchestra]

Ha ha - nice! And TRUE!

[@Little_King7]

Orchestra and Band: *Fighting* Percussion: ALLOW US TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES!!

[@SchoolBandOrchestra]

Ha ha - yes!

[@User-f7l5n]

I would be most afraid of them thank you for igniting this worry

[@Little_King7]

@@User-f7l5n My pleasure

[@debbiebennett396]

Orchestra! Orchestra! Orchestra!

[@SchoolBandOrchestra]

For you I will count all 3 votes. That’s 3-0 for Orchestra!

[@doomspireguy]

Band usually has more people in it. In my school the orchestra only has like 15 people in it in my grade. The band has like 70. It used to have over 100 in my grade. I honestly feel bad for anyone who chose orchestra over band. (at least at my school)

[@laurenmontera9516]

1:40 and 3:45 You did not! At least we know what a viola is!! We don't have "band camp" jokes. As for the marching band, we don't have to stomp down the streets on a hot summer day wearing ugly suits with matching hats. Lastly, the original insult is "band geek" full of hot air.

[@John_Wreather]

I love rewatching this video 2939402 times

[@TheIncredible72]

Band has a variety of instruments, not just the same instrument that just gets bigger or smaller

[@KingMarlonGaming]

Fr

[@thepinkelephant2520]

That’s what I’ve been saying!

[@Mozzarella_14]

EXACTLY!

[@User-f7l5n]

Not me being triggered

[@GavinZhu-sm5wz]

3:56 kid cant hold in his laugh lmao

[@gracev5288]

For the low notes competition just drag out the contrabassoon or the contrabass clarinet

[@youareanidiot7138]

Or just any contra instrument in general

[@HaloDarkKnight117]

As someone who's done both, I see this as an absolute win!

[@shreksmith5592]

Team Band!!!! (Orchestra is Cool too) Choir: What about me?

[@User-f7l5n]

lol like the only time we can ever come to agreements

[@urmom26725]

The girl who played cello put SO much motion into whatever she was playing, and what makes it better, she played it by herself. The band put motion to theirs', but they were playing all together. This proves that you can do so much more with a single orchestra instrument, than a whole series of band. Edit: I do not hate band, I just prefer orchestra Edit 2: As somebody who has 2 best friends who both play clarinet, by their faces, I can see how hard it is to reach that low E note.

[@CalamitasBrimstoneWitch]

...Clarinet player here. What? Low notes are so easy on clarinet lmao It's the higher ones that are a problem.

[@jeffmousebeans5055]

the emotion thing is true until you hear a french horn

[@urmom26725]

@@CalamitasBrimstoneWitch Lol they're beginners 🥲

[@User-f7l5n]

Why else do you think they need percussion to help them out?😎😎

[@hobbes95]

"Atleast in band we don't have Violas!" TwoSet Violin Reference?

[@SchoolBandOrchestra]

I didn't know that TwoSet makes fun of viola too??

[@emilycats9431]

Tim the turtle is a w

[@definitelynotcampchikin]

BAND RULES!!!

[@User-f7l5n]

Naa

[@definitelynotcampchikin]

@@User-f7l5n yall literally rub a stick on strings

[@User-f7l5n]

That’s just like saying you guys blow something and it makes noise or you guys hit a drum set like you guys are crazy. There’s much more to playing an instrument with a bow and I’m sure there’s much more to playing the percussion or Wind instruments. I’m just saying.

[@definitelynotcampchikin]

@@User-f7l5n what instrument do you play

[@LowBrassIsBetter]

Funny story about braces: I had a jazz concert the day after I got braces, and I play euphonium, so I had to learn to play with braces in the 20 min rehearsal before the concert (and I had 4 first parts) I ended up playing just fine and it was easier than I thought

[@joseleonido3479]

4:33 Hello, violinist here, I can confirm that we have to assemble them.

[@TheN3gaChin]

6:03 Band kid here! We lick our instruments because we need to (at least the reeds do) it's to keep the reed moisturized

[@Luigiplushy]

Yea the brass does that too so that we our lips don't stick to it. When out lips stick, it makes the sound weird when you wanna play a different note

[@IkennaOnyike]

“I can make sounds with my hair”. Free concussion for him.

[@User-f7l5n]

They got a good rhyme out of it that’s for sure

[@remicollins2240]

Orchestra: we don’t have to clean our spit up off the floor Band: who says we clean it up? Me: true dat

[@miaped3701]

can you add more stuff about percussion? (definitely the best section ever)

[@SchoolBandOrchestra]

Yes! You got me! I’ve gotta care more for my percussionists in the back. Although an ALL PERCUSSION video is coming soon… with glow-in-the-dark sticks!

[@miaped3701]

@@SchoolBandOrchestra lol thanks, there's a lot more to us than meets the eye. Fyi, i love ur channel!

[@everythingasmr3069]

Ikr

[@octobro915]

Band and orchestra always beefing till they remember choir exists

[@LukeAWESOMEGames]

We all know band is the best, because we got the best instruments.

[@GamingDude2009]

As cello player who almost played saxophone, this is hilarious

[@marygirlsworld2126]

As a trumpet play the spit one is quite true

[@HylianGamr1]

"They can't play when their braces get tightened" too bad! I play percussion!!

[@trebleclef8284]

Thank goodness I’m in both. Though I’m more on the orchestra side.

[@NoobGamer69X]

Band+Orchestra=Symphony Basically still Orchestra. So Orchestra is better.

[@SchoolBandOrchestra]

Oh no! You noticed. Ha ha!

[@LeafHornVR]

Band is better. No questions about it. If you have a question, you're wrong. Band has three instrument families. Orchestra has only one family. Band has Jazz Band, Marching Band, Concert Band, Pep Band, County Band, and Honors Band.

[@User-f7l5n]

All band instruments come from orchestras and allow me to introduce you to symphonic Orchestra chamber Orchestra pep Orchestra. I’m pretty sure there’s such thing as a county orchestra and a honors orchestra as well somewhere in the world and the only reason why you guys have three instrument families which I don’t even know what the third is because you guys wouldn’t have enough power if you guys only had one or two orchestras have enough power on their own without any other instrument families so ha ha. But on the bright side all music sounds nice so I think this is a fun argument, but orchestra on top

[@Looxsmaxer12345]

This is making me so excited for 6th grade band next year😆 already got my trombone

[@SchoolBandOrchestra]

Awesome! Glad to hear this!

[@handsomesquidwardslips3485]

Im also going into 6th grade next year and im playing trombone

[@progamingyt8625]

Awesome! I am a now 7th grader who originally played trumpet but now plays trumpet and trombone, I hope you enjoy band as it was fun for me!

[@Koolsib]

band and orchestra should go together😎 👇

[@CheukTheGreatestOfEverything]

As someone who is in both, this is absolutely hilarious to watch (Also you lick to moisten your lips)

[@pogisworld2773]

As a clarinetist, at 1:56 seeing those broken reeds made me cry and gave me nightmares.

[@aidanandblakespokemon6960]

This is going to be great.

[@SchoolBandOrchestra]

I love all these students SO MUCH, and all their funny ideas!

[@nathanchung3932]

To me, it doesn't really matter about which ensemble is better. I really like both of them and I play both of those ensemble. I play evey string instrument in my orchestra, so I always have to change sections for pieces 😂 In band, I play in band, jazz band, and marching band. I love music and I really like this video 10/10 You guys made some harsh but very true roasts. This is awesome!!!❤❤❤

[@rkdehart7351]

Yep, spit is just a hazard of the job, plus we have more power and hype in our heart when we play, loud and proud band gang

[@zenaidamontormontora]

Bro did us viola dirty 🥹

[@oboeland4050]

“Band never puts people to sleep“ Well, at least it wakes deep sleepers Coming from a clarinet player Also at least we don’t hurt our hands and have to rehair out how every once in a while

[@SchoolBandOrchestra]

You've got that all right!

[@oboeland4050]

Rehair our bow*

[@hallienall9824]

Ear plugs to the rescue I don't play just orchestra I play band to so I do both so I can relate to the whole video

[@oboeland4050]

“Y'all break WAYYYY more reeds than we do strings“ That’s why sympathetic reeds are a thing

[@jazz_bass_lick]

@@oboeland4050Yeah, I'm sure they feel bad for you too

[@n0b0dy-Im-p0rt-Ant]

It’s funny that I will always be in the middle of every war when it come to music 😂😅

[@User-f7l5n]

POV you’re coming back to this video to launch an attack against the other side

[@Luckytt1985]

"Why do band people make weird faces as they play?" 5:22 That fr is me w/ the clarinet. Me when I'm practicing the clarinet: 0:25

[@Mozartt-cu6fi]

I play the clarinet and the violin, but I would choose band, itz more fun

[@judyanngittens1335]

The dieing cats part and the moaning whales got me laughing so hard😂

[@mr.vorrnyvorrn2516]

Nice! Some of these players create the Sonic Lost World Session Orchestra. All you need is a harp player, two bassoons, a piccolo, two flutes, two oboes, two clarinets, four French horns, three trumpets, two tenor trombones, a bass trombone, a tuba, two percussionists (sometimes we add two more for steel drums and drum sets), 14 violins (8 of the 1st, 6 of the 2nd), 4 violas, 5 cellos, and 2 double basses.

[@SchoolBandOrchestra]

That’s all? Ha ha!

[@mr.vorrnyvorrn2516]

@@SchoolBandOrchestra Do you even use a harp? Assuming the answer is no, then I wonder what we’re gonna do with that?

[@gracev5288]

Where the heck do you find 2 oboes anyway? We only have one at my school

[@Gameboy-v2s]

BAND FOR SURE IS BETTER!!! I play the trombone

[@User-f7l5n]

There’s an old saying that goes orchestra rules band drools

[@bananasarentreal6212]

The spit going onto the carpet floor hurts me 😭

[@joseleonido3479]

(This is a promotion for Orchestra)

[@joseleonido3479]

This is a promotion for Orchestra ngl.

[@PyrokeneticsarejusthotterOG]

Was in orchestra, now I’m in band. Constantly getting yelled at in orchestra, band is a party

[@77bvd]

6:04 so we can play our clarinets.

[@maibamryan]

My orchestra teacher is a Yale Grad. I am talking public school here

[@SchoolBandOrchestra]

Impressive!!!

[@maibamryan]

Thanks. I use that against band 🤣

[@pinklemonqde.]

NAHHH THEY DID NOT DO US VIOLAS DIRTY LIKE THAT 😭😭

[@SchoolBandOrchestra]

Viola players are my favorite! ❤️

[@GamerBoy-rv2yy]

Leave our brother violists alone! - violinist

[@coolgamerz1529]

@@SchoolBandOrchestra I play viola and yes it is my favorite!

[@leoarevalo6786]

​@@GamerBoy-rv2yytrumpet players are better

[@sarahfigueroa8403]

Violins are the best and that’s facts. #LingLingRules@@leoarevalo6786

[@jackchan6093]

5:07 percussion: says the woman that only has 4 strings and a bow

[@Tic.Tac.]

Idk what side to pick I’m a band and orchestra kid 😭😭😭

[@Gamerdog94251]

"In band, we don't sound like dying cats" 2:44 FYI, I'm a percussion kid, heh

[@monkey-ho3xl]

“Band sucks, and blows” She ain’t wrong 😀

[@black_circle322]

As a band member I confirm we drink our instruments spi.. I mean moisture.

[@person9428]

In my band I’m the only tuba i get my own corner I don’t have to listen to the clarinets 😎

[@trashcan6416]

Awesome video! Loved it, had a good laugh 🎉

[@SchoolBandOrchestra]

Thanks so much!

[@vygashiju0902]

This is hilarious 😆 the part where they lick everything got me

[@mr.vorrnyvorrn2516]

2:24-2:25 Damn! Sounds a bit like Kiyoshi Sato, the guy who played tuba in the Sonic Lost World Session Orchestra.

[@SchoolBandOrchestra]

Thanks - I’ll have to check that recording out!

[@mr.vorrnyvorrn2516]

@@SchoolBandOrchestra Link to the playlist is here: kzbin.info/aero/PLuHaAljYU5wxWEPd1I_FE93KBBSMnsJ2p

[@icyelle]

Title of this video should be “Band vs Orchestra: which is worse?”….everyone joining choir now

[@SchoolBandOrchestra]

Ha ha...it's true that choir has NO crazy instruments to deal with.

[@User-f7l5n]

Somebody has infiltrated the building call of duty style enemy spotted

[@nevada6288]

HELP I KANT BREATH😭

[@CheerfulMarioBros]

*Ha!* IM IN CHOIR JOKES ON YOU!!!

[@User-f7l5n]

Band and Orchestra unite at once!!!

[@nothing1075]

“We use air not sticks of hair” got me

[@shivshankar1409]

As someone in band, I feel offended and proud

[@User-f7l5n]

Buddy, I’m in orchestra and into which I say don’t we all

[@Aviator-082]

As a member of both I can confirm these are true.. however as I have found that the orchestra and band aren’t as hostile towards each other as you would think.