Bao Explains Why Its Hard For Her To NUT

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[@idkcba]

Bao would 110% goon in public, she would just be sneaky about it

[@kwangsoo515]

She kind of has. She admitted in a lie detector test that she did it while driving once.

[@TheKamasGod]

Sir I would like you to change this to a past tense comment sir thank you sir

[@eldon515]

My friend admited to doing It in classroom during class, in car was easy mode​@@kwangsoo515

[@Freekymoho]

She already has

[@mellowman8943]

Bet she would goon infront of her friends. How do we know she hasn't already? Lol

[@user-mi9lf5fm8y]

Bao is found by Numi and they both go into a climax.

[@Menuki]

Okay, but let not pretend she wasn’t attempting those workouts without the hopes it would set one off.

[@jinjer420]

She probably wouldn’t. That would be more embarrassing than relieving

[@CrazeeAdam]

​@@jinjer420let's not pretend that's not another kink of hers

[@Zelorp]

@jinjer420 That probably makes it hotter for her.

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

"I am not wasting my ult for anything" is such a hilarious way to phrase "I'm not gonna goon unless it is good enough" 😝

[@nate_venture]

It’s more the opposite. “If I’m horny, I’m not gonna waste that opportunity by NOT getting off” is I think what she meant.

[@leovang3425]

Like on Numi's couch

[@NeuronActivation]

Bao: "But it was in my car I wasnt in a public place!" Sneak 100

[@kaischreurs2488]

I like how her reasoning for not gooning in public is that she wants to keep her gym membership rather than any shame or moral objections.

[@chrisironland7050]

I mean, finding really nice gym can be harder then refrain from gooning just enough to move to goon somewhere else XD

[@hackprefect]

Had a partner describe it as an old Amish oven. It's a delicate process that requires balance and precision. When you know what you're doing, and the setting is right, it can be almost automatic. But it takes time to learn all of the intricacies, and to think that one process fits all is foolish.

[@thehauntedsilverstone2193]

This is a really good way to look at it tbh

[@cal593]

GET IN THE ZONE AUTOZONE

[@LecherousLizard]

And now I just imagined Bao gooning in a Nissan Skyline in that tunnel from NFS Underground.

[@veridan4363]

SO many thoughts... 1) the FACT that no one put it past Bao to goon in public. "Yep, I could see it." 💀 2) The reveal that all Bao needs is "an enclosed space" like a car to feel comfortable enough. She must not be allowed into Bao sized hamster balls. She'll drown. 💦 3) Numi pulling off a finishing move by 🥜 is wild.

[@millenia111]

Imagine the smell in that car...

[@connoromalley4004]

That was a Seinfeld episode

[@JackDespero]

It if was in winter, like the freezer of the fish section. If it was in summer, like a grill in the beach.

[@nutpea.]

I will absolutely not

[@Simracer1990]

Like a whale?

[@DeathLeprecon]

Because of the gooning or the farts?

[@solec23]

These tweets must be just the tip of the baoberry flavored iceberg. And i do enjoy her *attempts* at adding context.

[@KonriVTuber]

"What the fuck, Bao?" - Numi, probably once every 24 hours

[@LoonyLiberal]

0:55 Bao: I would never goon in public! That's just horrible! Numi's Couch: [exists] Bao: ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@DredgenStorm]

"I wouldn't goon in public!" She lied as naturally as she breathes

[@joshualawrence2963]

Bao saying “Media literacy is dead” is so funny to me 😂

[@mastnes1]

No. No. She's right, it wouldn't be worth it if you get kicked out of the gym. Also, inside of a car with all doors shut and locked does count as a private property thing.

[@kwangsoo515]

@@mastnes1 car windows don’t usually have curtains and I consider not being in plane view of others necessary for privacy.

[@mastnes1]

@@kwangsoo515 why do none of your car windows have tint?

[@kwangsoo515]

@@mastnes1 most cars don’t have tinted windows either and in many places it is illegal so the police can see inside.

[@mastnes1]

@@kwangsoo515 tf you talking about, every car on my street has tint

[@user-wf5nb4jd1y]

Wait that can't be real, or there would be a lot more messed up shit happening (in America)

[@undead_corsair]

Did she just refer to it as her "ult"? Put a fork in me, I'm done.

[@pureheartspassionarts]

Only have a plastic spork from a church picnic that has some macaroni salad stuck to it.

[@Ghost3210]

It's really all about the body control. Tantra can greatly help with that. And kegels to better help those muscles relax and work. On the other hand, having Bao learn to orgasm without touching may be too dangerous... meet-and-greets might get weird... well, weirder...

[@generaldreagonlps6889]

She doesn't goon in public... for now.

[@shimsokshim2995]

Bao: *Defends herself.* Us: "No, we know the truth the more you deny it."

[@BiAndProud_]

No need to lie to us, Bao. You most likely goon in public, you’re just sneaky about it. WARNING! TMI ahead! (You’ve been warned) Hell, I’m guilty of doing it myself! The anticipation of possibly getting caught SERIOUSLY adds to the thrill of the experience. Of course I always take precautions, and make sure to never actually get caught, and I don’t just flat out goon where everyone can see me, but you get the drift.

[@TheSilversepiroth]

Given the amount of times I've heard of women riding on horses or washing machines/dryers to climax, I would *_TOTALLY_* believe that a woman could go to completion from a rigorous enough core workout

[@theanonymouschicken169]

1:33 Huh?

[@LecherousLizard]

Yeah, she mentioned it on at least two occasions and it's been meme'd since.

[@the7observer]

demonstrative pronouns are great things that help simplify English but can lead to disastrous misunderstandings but to be fair she wrote "and now I have a new fear" which leaves implicit that "that's" is referring to the gym workout

[@bebop_557]

"That's not fully public" Sounds like the military. When you gotta make do and the port-a-john is there, it's not fully public and that's all that matters. (Well. That and you can at least take pride in knowing you had the decency to NOT do it in the barracks.)

[@rexoptional-gf5ti]

Keeps it in pants until wolfman Jackr appears😊

[@chitoge7816]

Bao you've set the standard by yourself.

[@Tonjit41]

bao: "what's a prostate"

[@Wrapbeforetap]

I was eating while watching this and I’ve lost my appetite.

[@aresrivera9744]

So that means she would do it in a confessional booth

[@Mastermind8908]

Bao has been setting the stage for us to make that assume for years.

[@Verrisin]

she would not _yet_

[@Mastermind8908]

Numi's couch: Oh really? 🤨 We all love Buffpup. 🥰

[@durpien]

That car probably smells like a fucking barn 😂

[@michaelkimberling7307]

1:44 x to doubt

[@atpyro7920]

i can relate to bao here sometimes it's hard to get to the bust and sometimes it's easy 😔

[@Matt_RareMonkey]

You don't have a choice regarding coregasms, it just happens

[@isengarde9490]

Alternative Title: Bao explains her crippling porn addiction without actually stating it.

[@SoUnA92]

Media Literacy died hand-in-hand with Bao's shame.

[@gamerboy7962]

This video is sponsored by Mazda "Zoom Zoom!"

[@uponeric36]

0:46 you don't need context she says the truth here. Nor would she goon, it just happens instantly. Girl chad

[@UraniumChef]

Ethan Baoberry

[@newstrzala]

what the hell is a coregasm

[@Jon_Fury]

Oh… is that why my previous gf didn’t want to break up with me? I was able to get her off every night. Then hated it when her friends and/or random girls would talk to me

[@just_cain481]

Bro why tf am I listening to this😭😭

[@flamearmdoeminecraft]

X to doubt

[@brenndanc1112]

Bao, I hate to tell ya car sex is illegal because it is public

[@alexius9072]

because she cant get any?

[@austinm5630]

I'm a dude, but idk, this sounds like a skill issue to me.

[@dragoonmk4203]

Numi's Couch: aRe YoU sUrE? 😂😂😂😅

[@Kaito_va]

Like I said before roach posts I click thats all

[@dragoonmk4203]

Bou: How dare you think That lowly of me?!?! Also Bou: *WOMP WOMP* If you get it, you get it.

[@ArchonKujo]

I mean let's be fair, there are times where women have trouble reaching the climax than most men do, I don't know if that's just basic science, so she's half right.

[@calamaty2007]

True, even the most horny women seem to take like half an hour. Men can do it in like 5 minutes.

[@melancjoy]

Going to goon to this

[@BiAndProud_]

Based 🗿